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Yeah, I don't know about you, Fidds, but I'd fold at this 🙏
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#no Stan don't use the puppy dog eyes Fidds won't be able to say no!!!#yeah I don't know where this is going but i made more lol#should i keep going i actually don't know#are you guys liking this PLEASE ANSWER ME 😭🙏#stan has hit the luck goldmine in his lifetime of the exact opposite#the last time he was this lucky he was born and even he's not too sure how lucky that actually was 🙏#Fiddleford does NOT want to rebuild that portal guys 🙏#i have a feeling that he might anyway though 🤞🙂↕️#cole's art#art#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#gravity falls comic#yeah cause i am drawing comics now#that small drawing i did as a joke has really run away from me..#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#vampire fiddleford#werewolf stan pines#werewolf stan#gravity falls halloween au#i love you guys that followed me for this 🙏#why is stan spilling his guts about pushing his brother into an interdemensional portal to the first shmuck that walks by??#well..... idk he sees Fidds and hears that he knows Ford and he sees him as Ford's friend and he thinks oh man he deserves to know#mullet stan
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butch nonspecific bean bag bears. they should let me design toys for children actually
their names are handy, married, grease, and freak ❤️
#original#beanie babies#? idk man might as well#these would be such good stickers ..who said that#i would love to write the little poems for them
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#vampire hunter d#vhd#art#D the horseman of death (〃‿〃♡)#Hello Hello I hope you're all doing well 🥹🥹#Sorry that I only draw D haha I can't help it (❀ •̀ᴗ•́ )♡#I started Tyrant Stars recently and I finished gold fiend about a week ago?#Honestly I miss the stories where D would stay in one town in the entire story and be a little detective#since pale fallen angel it's been a lot of traveling ....🥲#and it will never not be funny to me that D has pockets full of dirt 😭 D take a shower man.... or wash your clothes please💀#2 versions because as much as I like white hair D he looks like alucard here because of the gold accents ( •_•)#I've never actually watched or played any of his games idk it does interest me? but not enough to sit down and watch it yet#I wanted to experiment with a black out style ( I tried incorporating red but I got too annoyed.#I intend to render it at some point!#so it might end up looking completely different#well...If I get myself to complete this and I like how it looks in the end I think I might make a little bookmark out of it for myself (〃‿〃#I think it would be neat...#....you see me drawing poppies a lot forgive me 💀They're just my favorite flowers💀 The symbolism works out for this drawing....
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Ok so a while back I had a conversation with my friend's aunt. She's a trans woman well into her 50, who has kids and grandkids, and she came out when she was in her 40's. Me and my friends were talking about our queer space, and mentioned the well known "token cishet man"
Now, I'm sure most of us have that guy in our friend group, and it was common for us to just call him the straight guy. But my friend's aunt offered a different perspective ; she once was that token cishet man in a queer group of friends. Getting categorized so strongly as "the cis straight guy" made it harder for her to come out and accept herself. Since that talk with her, I've been careful about it, and guess what? Two women I've once called "the straightest person I know" (different occasions, and it was high school) now have girlfriends! You literally cannot know if someone is queer, and honestly most people are not the straight cisest person out there.
Anyways I'm not very articulate and English is not my friend but like I think everyone would benefit from being a little more careful about the way we treat our "token straight guy", she might be thankful later!
#and like i get it ok having a str8 person in ur queer space and yadayada#but like! if theyre not causing shit!! they should be welcome! this might be their space as well!!#im a trans guy btw and everyone in this story is white so this is definitely not a universal thing#idk ive just seen how men are treated in queer spaces? not all obv but#like trans girls questioning their gender and not feeling ready to come out and tell people deserve to feel like they belong!!#idk idk#i was reminded of this conversation this weekend because i was like of well maybe hes trans has he thought about being a girl#and my friends all went “oh no impossible no no hes the most cis het man” like yea maybe i guess! but has he thought about being a girl
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#project sekai#pjsk#tsukasa tenma#prsk#proseka#prosekai#idfk.#colorful stage#yeah sure man#feel free to squint for ruikasa theres yaoi everywhere with those for the eyes to see i guess#thought it was funny w the howl tsukasa art when ppl jsut tagged assuming it was ruikasa. do howl and calcifer have yaoi ?#i read the book and i think calcifer can do better. idk.#Not doing so great but its way easier for me to post here than twt or insta or whatever so.#you get a month old wip i wont have the will nor time nor happiness to finish#i wanted to say I might not draw or post for a while but well 1 every time i say that i feel like drawing right after.#and it helps me cope or whatever. who cares. but 2. i post once a month anyways. so adios
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The part of the Silm they don’t want you to know about: Melkor’s horrible, awful, no-good pickup lines.
#silm#silm crack#the seduction of mairon: stupidity edition#idk man i need to go to bed#12am posting#melkor#morgoth#angbang#<—implied#allow me to demonstrate what such a specimen might have sounded like:#melkor: heyyy girl are you a silmaril? because you’re—#mairon: brighter than the stars?#melkor: uh#mairon: a work of unmatched beauty?#melkor: well yeah but—#mairon: the one you wanna run away with?#melkor: well i mean kinda yeah but that’s not—#mairon: so what am i then?#melkor: huh#mairon: what quality of the silmarils are you comparing me to?#melkor: uhh well…#mairon: you’re comparing me to the silmarils to get my attention. what part of the silmarils do i remind you of?#melkor:……#melkor: hot#mairon: -_-#melkor internally: yeah 😏
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I dont think ive ever shared their first design but i think its very funny Perkeo had their design phenomenon thing where it gets more detailed with time but like. In the opposite direction
Huge fun of their first design might use it for smth eventually but unfortunately they had to look like a normal person MNSHSJ
Bonus the situations (aus) I put them + the dca in that I don't rlly share but think of constantly
#the second doodle is a reminder to myself to doodle other stuff and the options i have#Perk is immortal or nearly immortal in all of them still btw. bc thats a trait of the oc and not au exclusive#man cant believe i had to unyassify them smh#anyway#gonna take a nap see ya#im away so idk how much ill post this month but well see#immortal au#doodles#sunshine draws#dca au#oc#perkeo — oc#might delete later idk
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BRB, making an online course that helps men become more secure in being submissive so they have a better chance at getting matched up with the femdom of their dreams.
#Am I joking?#Maybe...but also maybe not...#nyxrambles#Okay but would this be something any of you guys want? Because I might be joking but I might also be completely serious?#Considering how often I get approached for advice and how often I see this on reddit...#Specifically talking about men because of internalized man stuff but obviously this could be gender-neutral as well.#IDK am I insane here 😂🙏 Feedback is appreciated!
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my reaction every time we get new information on Fyodor:
#bungou stray dogs#bsd#sigma bsd#fyodor bsd#atp he might as well be jesus#maybe he’s like#idk man#chapter 114#bsd 114#this panel is so good
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Good morning I’m thinking about the von Karmas and gunshot wounds. Contrary to popular belief, in most cases you don’t really want to take out a bullet unless you absolutely have to, since digging around in there causes more soft tissue damage and opens more possibilities for infection. One of the few places that bullets are almost always taken out, ironically, is the shoulder. Shoulders have a lot of important junk in them, and over time, the bullet crushes, tears, and destroys what’s around it, leading to nerve damage, loss of function in the arm, chronic pain, etc etc. It's kinda like shoving a rock in a really delicate machine and leaving it rattling around in there. Even if the wound itself was minor, the act of leaving the bullet in just steadily makes things worse If a bullet is removed from a non-complex gunshot wound to the shoulder, it’s not uncommon to get all your function back with minimal pain within months. If you don’t, the bullet just quite literally tears you up inside for the rest of your life And ain’t That a fun metaphor
#franziska von karma#manfred von karma#ace attorney#unrelated but based on dialogue I think both of their GSWs were low velocity from a .22 handgun. Just based on their injury presentation#intra-articular and with no vascular / nerve damage i would think. Prolly no fracture#manfred might have had complications he's hiding well bc that man should NOT have good arm function. but idk#mod vex#I have so many thoughts about the von karmas and those GSWs. Too many
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[ read part one w/ price here ! ]
reader who would rather skydive without a parachute than have their self sufficiency questioned vs cod men [ 2 / ? ]
könig assumed that when you invited him to bake with you, it was going to be a cute little activity for the two of you to do. a simple afternoon in your kitchen, making some baked goods to enjoy later.
he could not be more fucking wrong. you bake up a storm, leaving trails of flour, baking soda, sugar and whatever other substances you've used in your wake. you also seem to be eyeballing every single measurement. it's chaos. he's never seen a more disorganized process of making red velvet cupcakes.
the worst part is, könig can't seem to understand why he's even there.
"hey can you pass me th— nevermind, i got it." you say, standing on the tips of your toes to reach a bag of chocolate chips which was just a little too high. he's just a whole 6'10 ft of useless, standing in your kitchen, and getting in the way.
so instead of waiting for instructions, he choses to make himself helpful by attempting to clean as you bake. it works smoothly for the most part. he wipes up any milk you've spilt on the counter, places a batter covered spoon in the sink to be washed later (not before taking a little taste of course... and mess be damned, you're good at baking even if the sample he got was raw), and moves the bowls you don't quite need yet out of the way.
everything is going fine. you're talking to him like this is the most calming activity on earth and he's replying with little hums of acknowledgement and nods as he swiftly tries to get a little more batter from the whisk you've just stopped using.
"hey— no. you're gonna get sick. there's raw egg in there." you chide, just as he's about to sneak a lick. he wonders how you even noticed, considering you seem to be using 110% of your concentration on filling up the cupcake liners with just enough batter for each cupcake to be roughly the same size, which happens to be the only semblance of consistency you've had this entire baking session.
"i'm not going to die because of a little batter." he counters, amused by your concern. he can't help but chuckle.
you snort, rolling your eyes. "famous last words of an impatient man."
eventually, your baking frenzy subsides. the red velvet cupcakes are cooled after being pulled fresh out of the oven, you've made an insanely good homemade cream cheese icing to go on top (which you begrudgingly allow him one taste of. one.), and it's time to decorate. you've piped on most of the icing already, but the unsatisfied stare you give your baked goods allows him to piece together it isn't over yet.
"i think these need sprinkles." you murmur after a moment. your eyes glance around and eventually land on possibly the highest shelf in the kitchen. where the sprinkles just so happen to be. he tries to supress laughter when he sees the disbelief on your face. "motherfu—"
"i will get it." könig interrupts, stepping towards the shelf. you step in front of him, blocking him from getting there, hauling a chair with you.
"nope. won't need to. 'm innovative." he watches you set up the chair and get ready to climb up— only to gently grab your forearm and tug you back.
"famous last words of a stupid person." he scoffs, echoing your words from earlier.
you shoot him an exasperated look as you wriggle out of his grasp.
"c'mon, i do this like, what— all the time? hasn't killed me yet." you say, pointing at the shelf. "it's not that high. i'll just climb up to reach it."
"or you could swallow your pride and allow me to get it."
"and what fun would that be?"
he sighs at your response, rubbing the bridge of his nose as he mutters something to himself. probably in german. not like you could hear. you were too busy staring up at the shelf and getting the chair set up.
on one hand, könig wants to help to prevent you from potentially falling and eating shit, but on the other, he knows you well enough to understand there's no stopping you. so instead, he settles for a compromise.
könig moves the chair out of the way.
"i said, i'm getting it by myself. i kinda need the chair for that." you huff, glancing back at him, only to watch as he lowers himself, arms wrapping around your legs. "hey wh—"
before you can process, you're hoisted up into the air with a startling ease.
"alright," he isn't even trying to hide his smirk as he lifts you up, high enough to reach the shelf, "you can get it."
#val's 💭#cod mw2#cod mwii#cod warzone#call of duty#könig#könig x reader#he'll literally b ur personal ladder idk what to say#he's strong. and tall. might as well make the most out of it#i've actually had severe könig brainrot and honestly as someone who dgaf abt this man usually itz a welcome change#hes such a kyutie :33
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May God forgive me but a Hot Frosty!Steddie AU where Eddie (being a freak) ((and also a little high)) kisses a snowman and unknowingly brings it to life. ☃️ *dodges rotten tomato*
Hey, if you didn’t want Eddie to make out sloppy style with your snowman then why did you make him so hot, huh??? Why did you carve abs into him? Why’d you give him bedroom eyes?! 😒Anyway… as I was saying…
Eddie leaves, accidentally leaving behind his battle vest on the snowman, heading home to Forest Hills trailer park. Dude’s totally oblivious to the fact that he just performed a freaking miracle, shattering almost every law in the known universe, all because he thought a snowman was fine as hell.
Hot Frosty (aka our boy Steve), can’t do anything but think of Eddie. It’s his first fully formed thought he has as his snowy skin melts and gives way to human flesh. When he sucks in his first breath of cold, winter art, he exhales with Eddie’s name on his tongue. His fingers reach up and gently touch his freshly kissed lips. The kiss that brought him to life; the first and only touch of warmth he’s ever received.
Steve’s not wearing anything besides a very worn denim vest, covered in colorful patches—the one Eddie so thoughtfully gave him. Otherwise, he’s naked as a jay bird. Thankfully, being a snowman, he doesn’t mind the cold. :)
He walks around town, approaching the various townsfolk, asking if they know where Eddie is. He’s looking for Eddie. Do you know Eddie? Y’know, Eddie, the one who loves me. The one who kissed me tonight. He needs to find Eddie. Eddie will be looking for him too, no doubt.
Eventually though, someone calls the fuzz on this very attractive, very confused young man who’s walking around the snow bare-assed and bare-footed. Hopper immediately recognizes the battle vest—he’s busted Munson enough times, and he’s always wearing that beat up thing. So he calls up the Munson residence, but there’s no answer. He leaves a voicemail instead, growling at him to come pick up his clearly distressed boyfriend before Hopper presses public indecency charges.
How will Eddie react when he hears the message?! Will Eddie believe hot frosty!Steve’s far-fetched tale?! WILL THEY FUCK?! (answers: Very confused, not at first, & HELL YEAH THEY DO)
#I haven’t seen the movie is this the plot#I saw a TikTok about how insanely unhinged it was and my cavewoman / monster-fucker brain immediately was like#new possible creature!blorbo opportunity?????#stupid and unhinged you say???👀#well jokes on me I like that shit#except I don’t actually want to watch the movie I want to play the scenarios in ny head with my blorbos plugged into it#idk you guys it’s late and I’ve been sick for 3 days#this might be the neocitran talking#but#Eddie looked at that Steve snow man and he said: would😏#time to sleep#steddie#Eddie Munson#Steve Harrington#write Rae write#idk why I have Steve wandering around towns confused so much lately#head empty is a good state for Steve to be in ig#head empty but face so *so* beautiful#himbo Steve Harrington#human disaster Eddie Munson#Steddie headcanon#monster fucker Eddie Munson#creature Steve Harrington#hot frosty#hot frosty AU#Steddie AU#my writing#crack#crack treated seriously
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pov you are guinevere
#as always this is inspired by whatever rome tumblr has going on with that daddy long bribe Cicero post#i made a tristan version as well i might post it later#arthuriana#idk what to tag this with man#arthur/guinevere/lancelot
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Some Spidey + DP doodles :]
and also Tracer.
#spider man fanart#spider man#deadpool#deadpool fanart#spideypool#?#yeah. spideypool#tracer#idk why i felt like drawing her alonside them#but she gets to stay.#bro Spidey is RANTING#no idea whay he's saying tho.#I was just gonna draw dp in his cutesy pose talking on a flip phone#but I decided I might as well draw the other side of the conversation.#eh it was mostly an excuse to draw spider man and deadpool together <3#my art ☆
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Do you see my vision
#I should’ve posted this to my comics blog but I still haven’t linked that to this acc yet ah well#based on text conversations w my friend#anyway take it#fae.txt#marvel#spider man#spideypool#spideytorch#spideydevil#spideycat#spideyvenom#Jesus idk all these ship names ok um#petermj#petergwen#spideysilk#I think#parksborn#I might move spideysilk to the doomed yaoi category#hmm
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alotta stuff :3
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wow so much slop!!
some of its olderr and some of it is from genuinely today(just the first two doodles)
second one was on js paint because I'm trying it out on mobile!(og brodites know my first posts on here were computer drawings on js :) ))
yaddayadda ty for slopping it up ^^
kim n Katya designs are from this post woaw!!!
since there's a singular ben in there I should say I like crash zoom also.. actually really anything mr skas had his mitts on..talk to me about him and I'll go crazy I LOVE content i love tomska and friend
#eddsworld#ew eduardo#ewlaur#ew laurel#ew edd#ew tom#ew jon#ew tomjon#ew matt#ew tomedd#eddsworld edd#eddsworld tom#eddsworld matt#eduardo eddsworld#eddsworld jon#jimboarttaglolx3#SLOP!!!!#i worry my discomjointed doodle posts turn people off but also like ..idk man not that serious#I just post for fun but id draw the stuff anywyas and SINCE i draw so much might as well post?#anyways....#Obligatory: laurs my laurel design their nb and a FREAKAZOID#Tord was gonna be in here because i doodled him for my scrunglebop but DARN couldn't fit oh well.......darn#oh fuck i almost forgot kim n katya sorry#ew kim#ew katya#eddsworld kim#eddsworld katya#sorry lesbians i would never forget Yuri mb#tyanks fer reading tags...freaks..
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