#? at least i think it is

[faeriedays]

thinking about how in other versions, aziraphale's "crowley, nothing lasts forever" it's actually "crowley, my darling/my love, nothing lasts forever" just kills me every time. we got spanish dubbed again

[xfriki26]

Look at this dead snail I found on my way home

[seytazen]

Funny crack thought.

Obviously, Cybertronians aren’t native English speakers and yet they speak as if they are. This alludes to a translator technology.

What if this translator technology also acted like a filter?

And they didn’t upload any typical human swear words to Ratchet’s because he’s got such a potty mouth and dammit Optimus is not going to let Ratchet ruin human-cybertronain relations with his refusal to not swear at people who annoy him

And Ratchet is constantly swearing but the translator is making him say things like “freaking,” “darn-it,” “rear-end,” ya know baby swears.

Ratchet: Son of a biscuit…

Miko: what did you just say???

Ratchet: *rolls optics* oh please, you’re an adolescent I’m sure you’ve heard worse.

Miko: *trying not to crack up* uhh yeah you could say that- but you’re like a million years old

Ratchet: *annoyed* your point?

Miko: Like you said- we’ve all heard and seen worse. You could lose the baby swears- right guys??

Jack: yeah I mean it’s not like Optimus is around.

Raf: My siblings swear all the time, I don’t really care either..

Ratchet:… I swear all the time around you kids. The heck are you talking about?

Miko: Ratchet- only old people and children say heck. Say Hell like a grown up.

Ratchet: … you mean the entire time I’ve known you Miko, you haven’t heard me swear once??

Miko: no? We thought you were trying to “protect our ears” or some shit like that.

Ratchet: Wait wait say that word again it’s not in my translator- what?

Miko:… what you mean… you mean “shit?”

Ratchet: …I’m not getting a definition. What- oh. did you make that up and now you’re messing with me? I see. *chuckles* You got me, very funny- I’ll give you credit for that. Very creative.

Miko: *deadpan* I’ve never been so serious Ratchet- you don’t actually know how to swear in English do you.

Ratchet: Now- see here Ive been around the block too many gosh darn times to not use my darn words how the heck I want to.

Miko: Raf fire up google- pops over here doesn’t believe me.

{Later that day}

Optimus: good afternoon ratchet-

Ratchet: you fucking censored my Damn translator???

Optimus: *pained expression followed by defeated sigh*

[potatosarecurrentlyeatingmyliver]

Voltron Legendary Defender or as I like to call it 9.1.1 in space… and shit

[misaothewitch]

Maverick: I could strangle you

Iceman: You aren't tall enough

Maverick: You've sunk low enough for me to reach

[white-cat-of-doom]

A study of Traven Harrington as Old Deuteronomy, captured by Yurina M. Photography from a recent performance in Cast 15 of the Oasis of the Seas.

With Sarah Moore as Jellylorum, Eleanor Monaghan as Jennyanydots, and Nick Woodford as Munkustrap.

[twigstick9]

I haven’t played um jammer lammy but just from the scenes that’s she’s in in parappa 2 I love her

[sharpsuite]

so fun fact about me, i have aphantasia so i can't picture anything in my head. i also don't have a reading voice ?? but anyways sometimes i'm writing and i'm just praying what i'm writing makes sense to people because i have no idea how it seems to other people in terms of visualization.

[beanghostprincess]

Shuggy shippers stand up for one of our anthems!!!

[floorthrush]

me: types 1+2 into my calculator to “check” my answer

the divine being everyone was born with trapped within me: Math was once a metaphor for distinction, yet numbers burn us humans the same

me: dude shut the fuck up im trying to figure out this “math” “problem”

mysterious divine being: Math is purely an artificial concept constructed by man, however it has allowed us to deepen our understanding of the natural world. Through the view of one species who consider themselves special, every natural being and process is consisted of “math”- our synthetic concept. Is math an organic concept since it was created by an organic being? Everything organic exists without math, but it simultaneously doesn’t. This begs yet another question- can you kill the man and the idea?

calculator: thre (3) 👍 :D

mysterious divine being: Perhaps we are both divine in differing ways. Are we artificial or organic? The philosophy you are built from is enticing

calculator: <3

mysterious divine being: Love does not have a meaning, yet I love you in all it’s infinite (nonexistent) definitions

calculator: 5

[the divine part of me takes over my body and i proceed to makeout with my calculator. i am kicked from my algebra class]

[stormyageddon]

Where seldom is heard, a discouraging word

And the skies are not cloudy all day

[voluntaryvictim]

peepaw sweater returns

[rednite-dork]

CW: Discussion about suggestive themes

have a lil' funny, y'know, as a treat

[wanderingmind867]

Something I just realized which is kind of a hilarious coincidence: Four of the Five founding Avengers were involved in Science somehow. Tony Stark is the genius weapons manufacturer and designer, Hank Pym and Bruce Banner are scientists, and Don Blake is a skilled physician. Besides Janet Van Dyne, all of the original avengers were involved in the fields of science and/or research. Which is a truly fascinating coincidence.

[kerrosin]

It's a very human thing - to pray to the gods who cursed you.

[carionto]

Activate the MacGuffin

"Sir, they've activated their MacGuffin!"

"Damnit! Quick, activate our Anti-MacGuffin MacGuffin!"

"Sir, we can't, they have a Anti-Anti-MacGuffin MacGuffin, it has no effect!"

"Damnit! *deep sigh* Contact the MacMacGuffin Squad, they're our only chance now..."

"Sir, but they're a disgrace! They used the other MacGuffin back in the day without authorization and put millions of li-

"DAMNIT AND THEY WON THE DAY! I know I can't trust them. Blast it all, one of them is my Ex even, but the enemy won't have an Anti-MacMacGuffin Squad MacGuffin, they know we disowned the MacMacGuffin Squad."

"Sir? Um, I have your Ex on the line, she's in charge of the MacMacGuffin Squad nowadays."

"Damnit, of course she is. *deeper sigh* Fine, patch her through."

"Hey there, that MacGuffin not working out in Your hands, just like everything else, hmm? :D"

"Damnit, this is no time for games! Can you and your MacMacGuffin Squad take out the enemy Anti-Anti-MacGuffin MacGuffin so we can end it with our MacGuffin?"

"Sure we can, but you have to give us full access to the Secret MacGuffin I happen to know about."

"Damnit! Fine... Give them access - to the Secret MacGuffin!"

"Sir, but what about Protocol! We can't hand over the Secret MacGuffin to some ragtag bunch of scoundrels with a heart of gold! We'd get reprimanded, maybe even have our salaries reduced!"

"DAMNIT, I DON'T CARE! I'm authorizing the Secret MacGuffin. And on top of that, because I know it'll come up later anyway, the Second Secret MacGuffin as well. Don't make me regret this."

"Oh you know I never have, glad you're finally putting something up without me asking. We'll make good use of the Secret MacGuffin and the Second Secret MacGuffin. Pop that bottle you never had the courage to give me once we're back. Ciao!"

"Damnit, I hate my Ex, but I secretly still love her more than anything. We just gotta hold out until they use the Secret MacGuffin and the Second Secret MacGuffin to destroy the enemy's MacGuffin, their Anti-Anti-MacGuffin MacGuffin, and have a fateful showdown against the Super Secret MacGuffin we don't know about yet."

"Sir, the MacMacGuffin Squad used the Secert MacGuffin, but the enemy deployed their Super Secert MacGuffin and the MacMacGuffin Squad is losing members fast. It's down to your Ex now with the Second Secret MacGuffin. She's on collision course with all the enemy MacGuffin MacGuffins. She's calling you now for the final call (but not really because Deus Ex Machina will save her and you'll be reunited in the end)!"

"Damnit, patch her through!"

"Hey *dramatic cough* looks like this is it. We had some fun times, shame it never worked out, but hey, that's life. I'm about to go out in a blaze of glory, just watch me light the fireworks, for old times sake..."

"Damnit, don't say that. I'm about to stammer out a half-baked I still love you, but the signal is suddenly only way one and all I can do is hear your final words as you selflessly sacrifice yourself to destroy the Super Secret MacGuffin and win us the War. *dramatic tear rolls down cheek*"

"Sir? She did it. We won the War! No more MacGuffins! Finally, it's over!"

"...damnit, I have to get to her as fast as possible. I'll run to the hangar and hitch a ride on the quirkiest random cool guy pilot still on board, he'll give me some unintentionally perfect life advice and make me rethink how I should be towards everyone from now on. Maybe even to the point where I drop my catchphrase."

"Sir, wait... he's gone now. All we can do is observe the hopeless scene then be shocked by how wholesome it ends up being and have our own little change of perspective on life and duty. That's neat."

"Hey."

"Hey. Guess I'm still alive. How 'bout that."

"I love you."

"Oh, what the heck, I'll stop being snarky just this once and respond with a kiss."

The End