#>walk into tesco's

[notakeyring]

the oasis reunion is like christmas for brits!!

...because they're playing the same songs over and over again on the radio....

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.....and because there's going to be a family punchout on the day...

[housederiva]

"People fear, not death, but having life taken from them. Many waste the life given to them, occupying themselves with things that do not matter. When the end comes, they say they did not have time enough to spend with loved ones, to fulfill dreams, to go on adventures they only talked about… But why should you fear death if you are happy with the life you have led, if you can look back on everything and say, 'Yes, I am content. It is enough.'"

[plangentia]

why is there a whole school group getting on my bus to work. there is literally nothing on that bus route except my job and big tesco

[call-me-pup2]

If I were in Scotland, I would try to find you so that I could breed you

Good luck with that! *me, someone that hardly leaves the house in day light hours 😂

[reiverreturns]

sometimes you can have an normal evening happy healthy and thriving. but then again sometimes you sit down and just remember 

I think of you often, my jewel. At sunrise and twilight, at new moon and full, when the rain falls and the breath of Amun rides across my neck. I remember you kissing me just there, and I will take that soft feeling to my tomb.

[ana-rends]

i would rather live with ana for the rest of my life than binge like this ever again

[all-thestories-aretrue]

SHE'S GOING TO BE DECAPITATED???? I SCREAMED!!!!

I keep pausing to panic and then I hit play and some other horrible new information is revealed. What the fuck!!!!!!!

[ajarofpickledtears]

shoutout to the British people in my phone, the way you write and words you use make me think of my year in the UK and even though I wouldn't want to live their permanently it was nice so I sometimes do miss it

[iwakuraz]

one of the most painful experiences a guy can go through is dropping a bunch of beads on the floor and having to spend ages picking them up again

[movietonight]

M*A*S*H Characters as Gin Brands

Hawkeye Pierce

Method And Madness

[grgie]

personally i dont think your phone data provider should be allowed to limit what websites you view because they deem the site to be age restricted

[feralbastet]

To the person at the Tescos bakery that decided to dress as the marionette from FNAF:

Fuck, dude.

I respect the commitment

But my heart

[tmae3114]

Currently fondly reminiscing about my childhood, where you could walk into just about any shop and they'd probably have little mesh bags of marbles for sale at the counter, and I would ask and ask and ask my mum if I could get one of those bags so I could increase the size of my marble collection and sometimes she would say yes

Largely reminiscing about this aspect of my childhood at this exact moment because I currently need to buy marbles for A Thing and cannot find any ANYWHERE

[justabunchofdragons]

ohhh. fuck.

[lonelycowgirls]

God when the weather's good in the UK... just hits different

[dullahandyke]

Also nausea update I think its basically gone 🥳 just say no to puking, kids, it works