One of my many brothers has a sensory issue regarding certain types of metal
It appears that my cutlery is uniquely offensive, which is uniquely bothersome when he comes to visit and ends up eating tortellini with his hands
But I believe I have devised a most elegant solution
Jimmy's forks
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impractical? yes
slightly disturbing? also yes
would i commit all manner of felonies to obtain them?
again yes
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"While on the run together, which of Will's habits might come to 'annoy' Hannibal and vice versa?"
Mads: "A thousand dogs trailing behind them. It's like the easiest way to spot us. (He would be like) 'Will can you get rid of at least one of them or two of them?'"
Hugh: "He's so fussy. You know, (mimicking Hannibal) 'The cutlery is not straight'."
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350 pages worth of soul destroying jean content and the fandom is instead choosing to focus on andrew's cheese drawer. love it
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the cutlery is rusted as if its been used often
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Alexander Schönauer, fish cutlery (1902)
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No Context Crow #169: Cutlery Crow
Sculpture by Matt Wilson.
Instagram, Website.
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all i've been able to imagine for the last several hours is lucanis sitting on the edge of his shitty little pantry bed in complete silence, holding an ipad and watching knife cleaning videos and harshly judging their techniques.
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Before I get sick of you, I’ll act selfishly without hesitating even if I’ll end up losing you.
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