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grassoftunnel · 1 month ago
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Hideyoshi is Eva’s lighthouse emotionally bc he loves/cares/protects/provides (in his own flawed often inherently misogynistic ways) within his role as a husband/man but he is also her anchor to Society (and all of its ills) bc being with him means performing her prescribed role as a wife/woman…multiple things can be true, and in this case, MUST be true for the story to make sense. Like by their society’s standards, in their time period, he is a good husband! Like their relationship stands out among the siblings BECAUSE it is Successful in the eyes of society (compared to say Krauss, Rudolf, Rosa’s situations). Which is not a good thing! Even if they have sweet moments (and I want to have sex with them both who said that). Like this is as good as it’s going to get for Eva within the framework of the society she lives in. And it’s still Not Good. #tragedy
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shannoneichorn · 4 months ago
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Y'all, I finally started reading Gideon the Ninth, and I finally realized I can plop my thoughts here.
There's a character, cavalier of the seventh house, who is immediately kinda shitty to Gideon. The first thing he does is protest.
I picture Muir, upon introducing this character, going,"This guy is just doing nothing but protesting and being lousy. Protestilaus."
But that leads to another question.
When Protestilaus is with his family, are they Protestilice?
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tsunderrated · 5 months ago
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Liberals love to be like “why are there Nazis around we used to fight nazis” meanwhile America was actually pretty chill with the holocaust until those evil Japanese attacked us
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chongoblog · 6 months ago
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So Tesla shareholders are suing Elon Musk for allegedly using Twitter while doing hard drugs, making it the first time a rich white guy has gotten into legal trouble for using drugs
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mecachrome · 4 months ago
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one two, then and now :)
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girlballs · 1 year ago
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gee i wonder what's gonna come up when i google lotta svard
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hm. that doesn't look good. wonder who this guy is
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oh. no correlation with nazis though. i'm sure this was just a coincidence. wonder if finland did anything in world war 2
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syn0vial · 1 year ago
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my gun-loving, car guy, "i'm the straightest man i know" brother who just finished baldur's gate 3 talking about astarion:
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a-dinosaur-a-day · 2 months ago
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Why you should elect me for president
I would institute Kulinday as a USA day off holiday (July 24)
I would mandate History Of Life / Paleontology classes in all K-12 schools
I would dissolve all police forces and military groups
I would then step down immediately
you can't lose
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possamble · 7 months ago
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In one of the extra comics Marcille mentions that elves don't have body hair, her included. So Falin staring at a naked pussy is Canon
I mean, I hear what you're saying but...
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To be 100% honest, this feels really ambiguous. She's a little too worked up in that second panel. Like, a lot of people have interpreted it as her being defensive and self-conscious about the fact that she shaves and waxes religiously (especially in the context of a trans headcanon) and that feels more right to me?
My personal interpretation is that she really doesn't grow little facial hairs (partially bc we've seen Senshi's huge beard turn into a tiny little elf stache so there is some real evidence for that). But then she doesn't actually know if she has peach fuzz or not and gets REALLY flustered about being scrutinized before she can check for herself and shave off anything she doesn't like.
But either way, my point is that I don't think we're meant to take Marcille's words here at 100% face value and consider it evidence for elf physiology.
And listen. I think Marcille should have a bald pussy in the bath scene bc rule of funny. But beyond that, I want to believe elves can grow pubic hair. I want to believe in the postcanon blondie bush. She's exponentially cuter with it, and I don't want Falin to have to eat bald pussy for the rest of her life. I'm only half joking when I say I want it as a part of her character growth. At the end of the story, Marcille Donato accepts that she is a living, breathing animal that eats and will be eaten and sweats and shits and grows hair all over her body. She learns to accept mortality, starts to reconcile with the inherent grotesqueness of being alive, and most importantly, lets her bush grow out for the first time in her life. And it's beautiful.
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mysterycitrus · 4 months ago
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modern dc comics could be fixed if tim drake got to cheat again
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So with any sort of Astarion ship there's the attendant fantasy of being at your lowest point, traumatized, bitter, chewed up and spat out but having someone who accepts this about you and loves you regardless. But i think what i love about wyllstarion is that there's the additional fantasy of having someone who's willing to be an absolute screaming karen for you. Someone who is willing to yell at your shitty dad.
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flagellant · 7 days ago
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im seeing completely serious rhetoric about trump stealing the vote and how we need to recount so kamala can win and oh my godddddddddd i wish this was satire i wish i could make this up
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koboldfactory · 3 days ago
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how do you let your teeth get that bad, besides wiping your ass and showering its the most basic way of grooming
simple. Years of depression during and after college where I took very poor care of myself. Despite having very good dental hygiene now, the damage was already done and problems just keep stacking up over time
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gjdraws · 2 months ago
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every day I think about what ray saw in fraser that prompted him to follow this man to a diner and invite him home for dinner
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keistance · 10 days ago
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you should never kill yourself because there's always new orv meta to read. do you really want to miss that?
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starsovermyhead · 9 months ago
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Every time Salmondean have a Talk about Dean's feelings, it goes like this:
S: why r u sad talk to me talk to me talk to me ur sad don't lie talk to me talk D: (opens up and reveals that he has a giant bleeding wound in place of his heart yet again). S: :0 S: :( S: :| S >:( S: wow, that sucks. Uh, have you tried to get over it?
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