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Hideyoshi is Eva’s lighthouse emotionally bc he loves/cares/protects/provides (in his own flawed often inherently misogynistic ways) within his role as a husband/man but he is also her anchor to Society (and all of its ills) bc being with him means performing her prescribed role as a wife/woman…multiple things can be true, and in this case, MUST be true for the story to make sense. Like by their society’s standards, in their time period, he is a good husband! Like their relationship stands out among the siblings BECAUSE it is Successful in the eyes of society (compared to say Krauss, Rudolf, Rosa’s situations). Which is not a good thing! Even if they have sweet moments (and I want to have sex with them both who said that). Like this is as good as it’s going to get for Eva within the framework of the society she lives in. And it’s still Not Good. #tragedy
#Umineko spoilers#Text#hideyoshi ushiromiya#eva ushiromiya#but you see if i was there (in their relationship) i would have stopped it (the misogyny). and made them do feminist couples counselling#and also quarantined george away from women. and forced him into yaoi arranged marriage with amakusa (also quarantined away from women)#so the rokkenjima massacre would never have happened smh!#and sayo and ange would be free!#<facetious>#Their problems are what make them sexy and why I want to enter their relationship wljrkeneken#They are also the hottest sibling and their spouse pairing appearance wise argue with the wall idk#umineko
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Y'all, I finally started reading Gideon the Ninth, and I finally realized I can plop my thoughts here.
There's a character, cavalier of the seventh house, who is immediately kinda shitty to Gideon. The first thing he does is protest.
I picture Muir, upon introducing this character, going,"This guy is just doing nothing but protesting and being lousy. Protestilaus."
But that leads to another question.
When Protestilaus is with his family, are they Protestilice?
#Gideon the Ninth#puns#picking on people's names#which is also shitty behavior because most people use names they didn't choose#and even when it would be funny#usually results in jokes they've heard a million times before#and any humor is flattened beneath the feet of repetition#<facetious>#but this time it's okay because it's fiction#</facetious>
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Liberals love to be like “why are there Nazis around we used to fight nazis” meanwhile America was actually pretty chill with the holocaust until those evil Japanese attacked us
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So Tesla shareholders are suing Elon Musk for allegedly using Twitter while doing hard drugs, making it the first time a rich white guy has gotten into legal trouble for using drugs
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one two, then and now :)
#from a somewhat facetious running gag at the turning point of the 2023 season to sheer objective self-belief... c__c#oscar piastri#lando norris#landoscar#*#*comp#also left column is 2023 belgian / austrian / dutch / british gps#ok i'm actually done with gifsets for the week now i swear LMFAO :melting_face: sorry for being cringe and making ugly content.
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gee i wonder what's gonna come up when i google lotta svard
hm. that doesn't look good. wonder who this guy is
oh. no correlation with nazis though. i'm sure this was just a coincidence. wonder if finland did anything in world war 2
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my gun-loving, car guy, "i'm the straightest man i know" brother who just finished baldur's gate 3 talking about astarion:
#astarion#baldur's gate 3#we had a long conversation about the end of the game#mostly about astarion and karlach#he says he took multiple days to decide how to handle karlach's ending :`D#but i was just so amused by his reaction to astarion lol#he's like ''i loved my paladin's bromance with astarion! he's my best friend!'#and i was like ''oh that's nice i never even got out of neutral approval with him when i was playing paladin''#and he was like ''you can check characters' approval? o.O''#so while astarion was def his paladin's best friend‚ i'm not so sure his paladin was astarion's best friend if you know what i mean 😂#he was also unhappy that his character just let astarion run off at the end without trying to follow him and make sure he was okay#and at gale for making a snarky comment about it#he was like ''i should have let him ascend 😭''#''if this was real life i wouldn't just let my friend run off like that!''#also: ftr despite my facetious description above let it be known that my brother is the kindest most accepting brother a dyke could ask for#he just also has a lot of stereotypical ''straight guy'' interests
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Why you should elect me for president
I would institute Kulinday as a USA day off holiday (July 24)
I would mandate History Of Life / Paleontology classes in all K-12 schools
I would dissolve all police forces and military groups
I would then step down immediately
you can't lose
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In one of the extra comics Marcille mentions that elves don't have body hair, her included. So Falin staring at a naked pussy is Canon
I mean, I hear what you're saying but...
To be 100% honest, this feels really ambiguous. She's a little too worked up in that second panel. Like, a lot of people have interpreted it as her being defensive and self-conscious about the fact that she shaves and waxes religiously (especially in the context of a trans headcanon) and that feels more right to me?
My personal interpretation is that she really doesn't grow little facial hairs (partially bc we've seen Senshi's huge beard turn into a tiny little elf stache so there is some real evidence for that). But then she doesn't actually know if she has peach fuzz or not and gets REALLY flustered about being scrutinized before she can check for herself and shave off anything she doesn't like.
But either way, my point is that I don't think we're meant to take Marcille's words here at 100% face value and consider it evidence for elf physiology.
And listen. I think Marcille should have a bald pussy in the bath scene bc rule of funny. But beyond that, I want to believe elves can grow pubic hair. I want to believe in the postcanon blondie bush. She's exponentially cuter with it, and I don't want Falin to have to eat bald pussy for the rest of her life. I'm only half joking when I say I want it as a part of her character growth. At the end of the story, Marcille Donato accepts that she is a living, breathing animal that eats and will be eaten and sweats and shits and grows hair all over her body. She learns to accept mortality, starts to reconcile with the inherent grotesqueness of being alive, and most importantly, lets her bush grow out for the first time in her life. And it's beautiful.
#asks#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#farcille#marcille donato#marcilleposting#obviously im being facetious but i assure you there is no sarcasm or satire in this#I will say I think she probably only has peach fuzz on her arms and legs tho#me and my dad have naturally mostly-bald arms and legs so if it's possible for irl humans i dont see why it wouldnt be true for elves#anyway i broke my social media ban to answer this but im logging off going back into crunch mode sorry#see you guys on the other side of may if i manage to survive
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modern dc comics could be fixed if tim drake got to cheat again
#driving around w another girl while steph’s suit was in the backseat…. give the boy his oomph back#he would NAHT be this well adjusted in a relationship with a man like where’s all his hangups#about jack drake and bruce and the idea of being a good son#dc comics#spokes#tbc — i am being facetious
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So with any sort of Astarion ship there's the attendant fantasy of being at your lowest point, traumatized, bitter, chewed up and spat out but having someone who accepts this about you and loves you regardless. But i think what i love about wyllstarion is that there's the additional fantasy of having someone who's willing to be an absolute screaming karen for you. Someone who is willing to yell at your shitty dad.
#or less facetiously: someone who will advocate for you when you don't feel comfortable doing so#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate 3#wyllstarion
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im seeing completely serious rhetoric about trump stealing the vote and how we need to recount so kamala can win and oh my godddddddddd i wish this was satire i wish i could make this up
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how do you let your teeth get that bad, besides wiping your ass and showering its the most basic way of grooming
simple. Years of depression during and after college where I took very poor care of myself. Despite having very good dental hygiene now, the damage was already done and problems just keep stacking up over time
#koboldasks#I get that this ask was being facetious and rude but it’s a very straightforward answer#that combined with me clenching my jaw at night and having bad acid reflux
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every day I think about what ray saw in fraser that prompted him to follow this man to a diner and invite him home for dinner
#due south#fraser/vecchio#benton fraser#ray vecchio#like#ray vecchio tell me what u saw#you followed him to the diner and saw him weep#you followed him to that place and got exploded#YOU FOLLOWED HIM TO CANADA AND GOT SHOT AT#anyway facetiousness aside ray vecchio saw enough that he said if i dont hang by this man he'll die#and well#ngl he was right#due south fanart
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you should never kill yourself because there's always new orv meta to read. do you really want to miss that?
#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#omniscient reader webtoon#omniscient reader novel#omniscent reader#memes#orv meme#my property#im being facetious for the joke but the sentiment is real dont kill yourself
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Every time Salmondean have a Talk about Dean's feelings, it goes like this:
S: why r u sad talk to me talk to me talk to me ur sad don't lie talk to me talk D: (opens up and reveals that he has a giant bleeding wound in place of his heart yet again). S: :0 S: :( S: :| S >:( S: wow, that sucks. Uh, have you tried to get over it?
#txt#i am being facetious and ignoring the wide range of sams reactions for the sake of the joke btw#salty post
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