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[shannoneichorn]

Y'all, I finally started reading Gideon the Ninth, and I finally realized I can plop my thoughts here.

There's a character, cavalier of the seventh house, who is immediately kinda shitty to Gideon. The first thing he does is protest.

I picture Muir, upon introducing this character, going,"This guy is just doing nothing but protesting and being lousy. Protestilaus."

But that leads to another question.

When Protestilaus is with his family, are they Protestilice?

[tsunderrated]

Liberals love to be like “why are there Nazis around we used to fight nazis” meanwhile America was actually pretty chill with the holocaust until those evil Japanese attacked us

[chongoblog]

So Tesla shareholders are suing Elon Musk for allegedly using Twitter while doing hard drugs, making it the first time a rich white guy has gotten into legal trouble for using drugs

[mecachrome]

one two, then and now :)

[girlballs]

gee i wonder what's gonna come up when i google lotta svard

hm. that doesn't look good. wonder who this guy is

oh. no correlation with nazis though. i'm sure this was just a coincidence. wonder if finland did anything in world war 2

[syn0vial]

my gun-loving, car guy, "i'm the straightest man i know" brother who just finished baldur's gate 3 talking about astarion:

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Why you should elect me for president

I would institute Kulinday as a USA day off holiday (July 24)

I would mandate History Of Life / Paleontology classes in all K-12 schools

I would dissolve all police forces and military groups

I would then step down immediately

you can't lose

[possamble]

In one of the extra comics Marcille mentions that elves don't have body hair, her included. So Falin staring at a naked pussy is Canon

I mean, I hear what you're saying but...

To be 100% honest, this feels really ambiguous. She's a little too worked up in that second panel. Like, a lot of people have interpreted it as her being defensive and self-conscious about the fact that she shaves and waxes religiously (especially in the context of a trans headcanon) and that feels more right to me?

My personal interpretation is that she really doesn't grow little facial hairs (partially bc we've seen Senshi's huge beard turn into a tiny little elf stache so there is some real evidence for that). But then she doesn't actually know if she has peach fuzz or not and gets REALLY flustered about being scrutinized before she can check for herself and shave off anything she doesn't like.

But either way, my point is that I don't think we're meant to take Marcille's words here at 100% face value and consider it evidence for elf physiology.

And listen. I think Marcille should have a bald pussy in the bath scene bc rule of funny. But beyond that, I want to believe elves can grow pubic hair. I want to believe in the postcanon blondie bush. She's exponentially cuter with it, and I don't want Falin to have to eat bald pussy for the rest of her life. I'm only half joking when I say I want it as a part of her character growth. At the end of the story, Marcille Donato accepts that she is a living, breathing animal that eats and will be eaten and sweats and shits and grows hair all over her body. She learns to accept mortality, starts to reconcile with the inherent grotesqueness of being alive, and most importantly, lets her bush grow out for the first time in her life. And it's beautiful.

[mysterycitrus]

modern dc comics could be fixed if tim drake got to cheat again

[flashhwing]

people who view all of dragon age through a solas lens are wrong and bad. they should be like me and view all of dragon age through an anders lens

[oldfriendsseniortwittersanctuary]

So with any sort of Astarion ship there's the attendant fantasy of being at your lowest point, traumatized, bitter, chewed up and spat out but having someone who accepts this about you and loves you regardless. But i think what i love about wyllstarion is that there's the additional fantasy of having someone who's willing to be an absolute screaming karen for you. Someone who is willing to yell at your shitty dad.

[flagellant]

im seeing completely serious rhetoric about trump stealing the vote and how we need to recount so kamala can win and oh my godddddddddd i wish this was satire i wish i could make this up

[peachdoxie]

tag ur httyd live action spoilers please

not because I care about spoilers but because I want to pretend it doesn't exist

[koboldfactory]

how do you let your teeth get that bad, besides wiping your ass and showering its the most basic way of grooming

simple. Years of depression during and after college where I took very poor care of myself. Despite having very good dental hygiene now, the damage was already done and problems just keep stacking up over time

[gjdraws]

every day I think about what ray saw in fraser that prompted him to follow this man to a diner and invite him home for dinner

[keistance]

you should never kill yourself because there's always new orv meta to read. do you really want to miss that?