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[zan-the-second]

I am so mad because I've been wanting to watch Legends of Avantris OUAW for so long because of the animated shorts WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE TOLD ME THERE'S OLD MAN YAOI IN IT????

[vypridae]

have my designs for them

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The Quest Continues...

(part 1- part 2)

[stealingyourbones]

Out of all of the people The Ghost King Phantom expected to relate to, it definitely wasn’t the scrawny red headed photographer of the Daily Planet. Jimmy Olsen has gotten so many temporary superpowers over his time being Superman’s friend. Hell, he once gained a 4th dimensional being’s reality warping abilities when he was given said dimensional being’s powers during a fight. Sure there’s a dozen or so heroes with the same amount of powers he has, but none as suddenly granted to them as a all powerful god that can relate to a teenager.

[karlachismylife]

My sister sent me a news article about orca whales starting to wear dead fish on their heads, scientists assume that's their new fashion trend.

Wearing death on display is ocean's design. Congregated thousands of little deaths press together to form a chalk shield for one life. Death wears life too, predators with teeth rotting from the food debris stuck between them carry around little remora passengers.

Anemone life sits on a shell death covering a crab life. There's death devoured inside of that crab. It's life getting devoured inside of someone else.

Ghost spends time cleaning and boiling his little death until it's pristine white and suitable for wearing. Every little piece of life stuck to it, scraps of meat and stains of outer layer yellowed by years of functioning, is polished off. Rookies shine their boots, Ghost sits hunched over a front half of a skull and meticulously goes over it with a cloth and some varnish. Little pores this bones used to breathe through get clogged by a fake immortality.

Fashion dies. Dead fish rots and falls off the head of a chirping orca with a smile reeking of death.

Ghost's wearable death goes out of fashion with a slide of warm hands, bunching up the bally and moving the skull out of the way. Greased up pores of his skin take a breath. Same warm hands come up to wash the black and and the red away. Wipe the stains off his face, trace his features. Trace the still living, blood-rushed meat that by miracle still covers his own skull. His Sergeants' wearable life attaches to him by hands of the greatest evolutionary designer. Two capable remoras stuck in their place painlessly and tightly, flexible yet unmovable. Determined to keep their place and Simon protected.

Dead fish fashion fades. Living fish style is eternal.

Kyle and Johnny will make sure Simon stays dressed in style.

[lucalicatteart]

 sculpted a strange shimmery two headed snail, speckled with wild flowers on it's shell~

[crystaleevee4]

hey I keep seeing Splatoon aus so I want to talk now. this is mostly about skizz because he's my favorite (I need him to play Splatoon. for me. please) (there is a bit of inspiration here from rose_kitty's fic all is fair in love and turfwar, mainly just skizz bein' an ex-agent)

note that I mainly play salmon run and hero mode. I know next to nothing about the actual turfwars

Skizz really likes using long-distance stuff, in general, i've noted... but also I think he'd like something fun. other things is that he likes protecting his team. as such, some weapon possibilities I have for him: - Range blaster. Explosions. Fun. and it's long-distance. can't say much about the sub and special weapons, unfortunately - Custom explosher. More explosions! I associate this man with them, not sure why. It's also long-range and pretty accurate (plus a really fun weapon to use), and its sub weapon, Splash Wall, is a pretty good defense for both himself and his teammates! As for the special, Triple Splashdown... I mean, come on. it's triple splashdown.

mmmmm au imp n skizz are roommates (and childhood best friends!). they have a mudpuppy (yes that is a real animal but in this au it's. not that) named Kevin (bubbles malone refrigerator jimmy madeye dugan (espacito appleseed))! (this is also based on AiFiLaT ranchers having a catfish (Norman)) Kevin is skizz's dog(read:mudpuppy) that he brought with him when he and impulse moved (to inkopolis (yes they do live in the plaza area)) for college. impulse also has some pets, but they're at his parent's house.

skizz being an ex-agent. why ex? well. going through near-death experiences, almost on the daily, IS traumatizing thankyouverymuch. as is killing people. he didn't actually want to quit, though- maybe just continue his job with a bit less... murder- but it got to a point where he would literally not sleep for days at a time because of night terrors. his bosses (read: callie and marie and cap'n cuttlefish (I imagine Callie and Marie as sort of "the bosses" and then Cuttlefish as "the bosses' boss")) basically fired him. not that they disliked him, but they didn't wanna y'know. traumatize him more than they already did. he's in therapy now. yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Scott. idk he feels to me like a dualies OR inkbrush main. also he and skizz are in a qpr because I love my rarepairs

Bdubs. Splatana Stamper. Why? Because I like the image of a tiny gremlin man holding a chainsaw almost twice his size.

Zed slosher because :3 silly weapon that I greatly enjoy.

Pearl. Luna blaster. luna. lunar. moon

lol I have no more thoughts for today. send me an ask about someone, though, and I can probably bullshit an answer and then incorporate it into my au lore!

[xavigav]

LOOK AT MY BLORBOS!

No idea when my choices sideblog will be returned to me from The Great Blog Above (staff), but I had to post this gorgeous commission of Kieran and my tch mc by @wisejazz IMMEDIATELY. there is no stopping my kieranmc brainrot.

Look at it! Look at them!! My beloveds 🥹🥹🥹💜💜💜💜

[moonstruckdraws]

Earth's Second Moon

I gave myself a little siblin' :]

This is Satellite, based on the asteroid that is orbiting the earth, aka mini moon! I named them this because I didn't want to name them Mini/Minnie

They're just a little goober that wants to be everything and is curious about everything

[funnierasafictive]

As for the inactivity,

I also want to apologize for being a little inactive on this blog! We were very sick for most of June and especially throughout July. As it started to ease up, we've been getting extreme pain in our eyes causing us to be a blind more often (due to our eyes being shut closed)

I'm alright at the moment, but because of that, we honestly just have not been on tumblr often, and have been focusing on gathering commissions to pay for various things, as well as our future art markets.

This blog is never forgotten! We just haven't been on tumblr enough to see mentions & fictive-like posts, unfortunately! But I see you all still reblog the jokes we find funny, and recommending us new things to look at. It's very sweet how you all still tag us, and I very much appreciate it. :)

[puppetgearing]

thinking about niko returning to fontaine for a holiday break and he prepared a shit tons of gifts for everyone, like fresh sumeru water for neuvillette, local sweets for furina, fresh ingredients for sigewinne, ect...

he likes to say he doesn't care but he really can't can't care yknow

[laugtherhyena]

Control over time

[darth-sonny]

big news fellas

[cryptidm0ths]

Vvvvvv messy doodles of magical girl au

[citrlet]

my body is ready!!!!

it took so long to update mods and stuff i have to go eat then i can play

[the-vibing-ghoul]

some people will be all about mental health awareness and leftist ideals of at least tolerating the mentally ill who show ''ugly'' symptoms until it's someone they know and ''care'' about having a bad day and acting like it in a way they don't find appealing