#<- this is a threat

[femivi]

someone should stop me from drawing my mutuals without their permission .. like who do i think i am, picasso? :scoff:

[dykevotions]

3l afterlife scott smajor core 💖💖💖💖

[onejellyfishplease]

Do you have an upload schedule for Open Your Shell to Find Your Wings or is it all random lol

Also I used to read your username as OmniscientJellyfish idk why lol

yesssss i know alllllll

and uhhh update wise? i try to post around every week? and its usually around the weeked that i post (thats as close to an upload schedule im ever gonna get lol)

[dozzlegramcracker]

!!!GOOD OMENS SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!!

⚠️IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN GOOD OMENS S2 I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU WATCH IT BEFORE READING THIS POST⚠️

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

THEY KISSED! THEY TOUCHED LIP

Let me rephrase.

I am so ungodly happy (thank you Neil)

Once it happened, I went insane. And that is no exaggeration.

I was happy, at the same time I was becoming sad as well since my two favorite dudes were separated :(

It almost made me cry! I had actual tears welling in my eyes!

Visual aid:

Here is also a slightly inaccurate but mostly accurate story on how it played out (I was watching it with my dad.)

START:

(Crowley talking to Aziraphale about their relationship and such.)

Dad: [Stark quiet, staring at the screen.]

ME: [Waiting, slightly shaking, intense staring at the screen.]

(It gets increasingly obvious to me that Crowley is about to do something out of instinct/not really think about his actions.)

ME: [Knows whole-heartedly what is about to happen, making small movements and whispering to myself.] ..kiss...kiss..kiss..!! Just do it already!!!...

(My dad is very oblivious to what I'm doing and what's about to happen.)

ME: [Looking between my dad and the screen with the biggest smile on my face.]

(The split second Crowley runs up to Aziraphale)

ME: [VERY INTENSE STARING AT THE SCREEN: EYES WIDENING WITH A HUGE GRIN]

(Crowley kisses Aziraphale, setting me off.)

ME: YES!!!!!!!! [Absolutely YELLS. I mean, SCREAMS into the heavens. I reckon I shook the house..]

Dad: What?! [He's kinda surprised.]

ME: FINALLY!! YES, FUCK, OH MY GOD YESSSS!! [Quieter but still slightly loud. Tears welling in my eyes] Yess..!! Aghhh!.. [Normal tone of voice, my voice starts cracking and I sob a few times but tears don't come out of my eyes.]

(Once the episode ends, I'm shaking a lot, glossy-eyed, my breath is irregular, I'm getting a couple heart palpitations, but so incredibly happy and sad.)

This is all real, mind you. This is what happened. Overall, it wasn't just the kiss that makes me love this series even more it's the story. Everything is so well thought out and put together, the comedy is on point, I just love this series and the kiss is like a cherry on top! I was completely rooting for the two of them and can't wait to see how it continues (if Neil has plans to and if he's willing to keep it going even with the strike going on currently.)

With love, The writer of the Dozzlegram, Dozz <3

P.S. Gabriel used to have longer hair? Well, what if he kept that hair?

I just really wanted to draw something 'Good Omens' related! It was hard to get the colors correct..especially his hair for some reason.

[terrytheboxwithlimbs]

@ my musical mutuals/followers! you all need to watch this musical (for FREE on youtube) asap

if you vibe with academia, angst, queer love, and horror (or were once a so called ‘gifted kid’) then you’ll love this musical. truly an underrated hidden-gem i just found

[golden-buddle]

hey

hey send me asks about my Pillars pls k thx

[itsays]

"life as a 22 year old mother of 3" "life as a married 19 year old couple" *video of mother daughter and grandma making reference to how they were both moms at like 16* *21 year old girl flex video about how she's a mother of 4* *couple whose entire personality is having 10 kids before turning 30* "married my highschool sweetheart at 18 and now i have 8 kids at age 25" "what i do in a day as a 19 year old housewife"

[stil-lindigo]

lead balloon (the tumblr post that saved me)

if this comic resonated with you, it would mean the world to me if you donated to this palestinian family's escape fund.

--

no creative notes because this isn't that kind of comic.

I know I don’t owe any of you anything but I still felt compelled to write about my long term absence. And I feel far enough away from the dangerous spot I was in to be able to make this comic. I have a therapist now, and she agreed that making this could be a very cathartic gesture, and the start of properly leaving these thoughts behind me. I am still, at seemingly random times, blindsided by fleeting desires to kill myself. They’re always passing urges, but it’s disarming, and uncomfortable. I worry sometimes that my brain’s spent so long thinking only about suicide that it’s forgotten how to think about anything else. Like, now that I've opened that door for myself, I'll never be able to fully shut it again. But I’m trying my best to encourage my mind in other directions. We'll see how that goes.

I am still donating all proceeds from my store to Palestinian causes. So far, I've donated over $15K, not including donations coming from my own pocket or the fundraising streams which jointly raised around $10K. In the time since I made my initial post about where this money would be going, the focus has shifted from aid organisations to directly donating to escape funds.

If you'd like to do the same, you can look at Operation Olive Branch, which hosts hundreds of Palestinian escape funds or donate to Safebow, which has helped facilitate the safe crossing and securing of important medical procedures for over 150 at-risk palestinians since the beginning of the genocide.

[littlefankingdom]

Dick who climbed on anything as a child. Even in public, especially in public. The moment Bruce looks away, he is climbing something to get as high as possible. The first times, it gave Bruce an heart attack. Now, it's just a headache.

People pass by and ask if they should call the firefighters, and Bruce tiredly tell them "He is fine, he can get down on his own.", like people with cats.

Imagine, you're walking out of some building, only to see a 10 years old standing on top of a lamppost, having a discussion with his dad guardian at the bottom.

"Dick, get down."

"Make me."

"Get down or you're grounded."

[lovelyluxury]

r@pe my petite body <3

[lilithland]

imagine you live in a really small farm town, with absolutely nothing to do, the only thing to do in such a small town is to drink and fuck

so that’s exactly what you all do, one of your friends has a giant farm, with a barn that’s pretty empty with nothing but hay

it’s saturday night and you’re halfway to wasted on some homemade moonshine

the girls at the barn all wear some variation of jean shorts so short that their booty cheeks hang out, cropped flannel shirts tied in a way where their tits are also exposed, and cowboy boots

you’ve opted to ditch your normal cowboy hat for some braided pigtails instead

“i think it’s time to play some musical chairs” someone slurs behind you

the barn erupts in a roar of cheers, everyone hooting and hollering

you chug the rest of your moonshine, ready to fuck your neighbors and friends

everyone around you starts to get ready, some of the girls start pinching their nipples and pulling their tits out more, some opting to ditch their shirts all together, you see one girl’s hands sneak inside her shorts

you hike your shorts up a bit more so your ass hangs out more, you also choose to undo the button at the top, flashing the skin just above your leaky hole

you also untie your top, the scraps of your shirts hanging down to just cover your nipples, the rest of your body is on full and clear display

while you and the other sluts get ready, the guys have taken their seats around the circle, all of them stroking themselves to get their cocks nice and long and erect

someone starts the music and the girls begin to circle the men, the round officially started

the first round is always blow jobs, the first guy to breed a bitches throat is out, but that pair can fuck however the man wants while the rest of the game plays out

the music stops and you rush forward to the man in front of you

you drop to your knees, not even bothering to look at who you’re about to give head to

the dick in front of you is luckily not the biggest in the group or the smallest

the small ones tend to finish fast and the big one would’ve been too much to start off with

you lick a long stripe up the underside of the cock in front of you, you look up and make eye contact while you swirl your tongue around the tip

it’s your sister’s boyfriend, he groans and puts his hands on the back of your head

he lets you stay in control for now, both of you not wanting to be out on the first round, but the pressure at the back of your head reminds you who really is in control

you pop his tip into your mouth before quickly removing your mouth, you spit on his cock before using both hands to spread your spit up and down his full length

you make eye contact again as you take him into your mouth once more

“hands up” he commands, a little confused you raise both hands above your heads, he uses one hand to hold both of your wrists together, his other keeping a firm hold on your head

“just your mouth, slut”

you continue to suck him off, relaxing your throat so you can get his whole length into your mouth, you keep reminding yourself to breathe through your nose

you start to gag a little as he fucks your pretty face, tears and saliva starting to overflow, before he really starts to treat you like the whore you are, you hear a loud moan to your right and the round is over

the cock from your mouth is removed, but before you can get off your knees, he squeezes your mouth open and spits into it and forces you to swallow

“good girl”

some girls start to remove their bottoms, you included, the next few rounds are all in the pussy, or the ass if the man decides to switch it up

round after round you play, managing to just barely stay in the game, riding dick isn’t your favorite but you’ve cum twice already

some men play with your clit, some grope and abuse your tits, some finger your butt while pounding into you

the more you play, the more you fuck, the hornier you get

you make it to the final round, your personal favorite

instead of the cunts circling the men, the two fuckdolls left in the game get on all fours and get blindfolded

the men circle the girls and when the music stops the first girl to squirt wins the game

by this point you’re naked, your girl cum and girl juice leaking out of you and dripping down your thighs

you get blindfolded and assume position, a bitch ready for her mounting, the music starts and you wiggle your butt in excitement

the music stops and before you have time to process anything you feel fingers in your breeding hole

you’re confused as to why you weren’t immediately stuffed with cock, you moan none the less as you get a rough finger fucking

there’s three fingers in you moving at a brutal place, a second hand snakes around your front, rubbing your clit expertly

your tongue is hanging out and you’re a drooling, moaning mess

a fourth finger is roughly added and you scream in pleasure and pain, still overstimulated from the prior rounds, you rapidly approach climax

just before you’re able to finish the fingers are ripped out from you and the delicious pressure on your clit is taken away

you scream in frustration, your orgasm ruined

before you can even start begging to be filled you feel the biggest dick you’ve ever felt in your life poking at your fuckhole

you almost cum from that alone

hands are gripping into your hips so hard they’ll leave bruises, it takes some effort and it feels like the dick being stuffed inside of you is never ending

eventually whoever is behind you bottoms out

giving you no time to adjust, they pull out all the way before slamming back in, you’re roughly fucked and split open on the monster cock behind you

you can’t do anything except simply take the fucking you’ve been given like a good bimbo slut, you feel like you’re going to be split in half, your insides are on fire, but you don’t want it to stop

one hand leaves your hips and finds purchase around your throat, the pressure of being lightly choked bringing you pure ecstasy

his other hand pinches, gropes, and slaps all over your used body

you’re readjusted and the new angle allows for the man behind you to fuck you deeper and right in a spot you didn’t even know exsisted inside of you

his roaming hand ends up on your clit again, rubbing hard and fast, a little more pressure is added to your throat, a bite on your neck sends you over the edge and you cum harder than you’ve ever cum before

as you’re forced to ride out one of the best orgasms of your life, you feel hot, thick ropes of cum fill your walls

you momentarily black out from the insanely erotic feeling, when you come to you’re still being pumped in and out of

you’re declared the winner of the night, along with the man who still has not stopped breeding your fuck hole

[beaft]

"i won't be coming back here" is the funniest possible thing you can say to a customer service worker. you're at your place of work and someone comes in, acts like a jerk, ruins your day, and then, paradoxically, finishes up by reassuring you that this interaction is now over and you'll never have to see or hear from them again

[jesncin]

Relationship advice from your opportunistic Bat-friend.

[chloesimaginationthings]

How Jax found Gangle’s figure collection in TADC,,

[ando666detonao]

don't you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just

[allgremlinart]

doxxing yourself is such a relative thing cus there are people who like dont wanna tell anyone that they're from Virginia or wherever but I'll have mutuals who have no issue saying they're from Ireland and Ireland is like WAY smaller than Virginia. like I could probably find you with a bicycle and some effort