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[aegonification]

𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ♔

𝙿𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 (𝙰𝚎𝚐𝚘𝚗 𝚡 𝙵!𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛) -- 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝙸 | 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝙸𝙸 (coming soon)

𝚁𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚢 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 (𝙰𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚡 𝙵𝚎𝚖𝙾𝙲!𝙻𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚡 𝙰𝚎𝚐𝚘𝚗)

𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝙱𝚘𝚢 (𝙰𝚎𝚐𝚘𝚗 𝚡 𝙵!𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛)

𝙻𝚘𝚟�� 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙻𝚘𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 (𝙰𝚎𝚐𝚘𝚗 𝚡 𝙵!𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛) (requested)

𝙶𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜 (𝙰𝚎𝚐𝚘𝚗 𝚡 𝙵!𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛) (requested)

𝙷𝚒𝚜 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚢 (𝙳𝚛𝚞𝚐 𝙱𝚘𝚜𝚜!𝙰𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚡 𝙵!𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛)

𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗!𝙰𝚎𝚐𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚋𝚋𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

[izzyfishie]

INTRODUCTION?? I THINK??

um hi! i’m izzy aka a swimmer who loves musicals & migrated here from wattpad

— she/her<3

— my main ships are riverway, dukesaw, rolohst, & stagedorks

— anti-pinkberry & mcnamawyer. if u want elaboration feel free to ask me <3

— im also a huge musical fan! my favorite musicals (in order) are:

be more chill

heathers

six!

mean girls

if/then (recently learned ab it don’t know too much ab it)

hamilton

— feel free to ask me any questions! i wont hesitate to respond

— im also a writer! i love creative writing, although i do more original writing rather than fanfiction, and i procrastinate a lot. prob wont post anything anyway lolz. only time will tell luv

— me me a very busy swimmer

— I don’t really make a DNI cuz they pointless but if you say something remotely racist, sexist, or homophobic/transphobic (or are just a bitch in general) I will block you right on the spot. </3

— I’m kinda new to tumblr so brace with me luv

— also don’t take like anything I say seriously

[darklight-owl]

People who like mantises but aren't that into entomology are always "orchid mantises" this and "orchid mantises" that. Overrated. Can we talk about Toxodera integrifolia for a minute:

(Image links because as much as it pains me I've never seen one of these beauties irl: 1 2 3)

Like how are these things real. Girl what is that thorax shape. Why are you wearing eyeliner. And the colors? Absolutely fire. This is a 10/10 insect if you ask me.

[seagiri]

when she draw on my pile

[freshydip]

[throesofincreasingwonder]

"A story doesn't need a theme in order to be good" I'm only saying this once but a theme isn't some secret coded message an author weaves into a piece so that your English teacher can talk about Death or Family. A theme is a summary of an idea in the work. If the story is "Susan went grocery shopping and saw a weird bird" then it might have themes like 'birds don't belong in grocery stores' or 'nature is interesting and worth paying attention to' or 'small things can be worth hearing about.' Those could be the themes of the work. It doesn't matter if the author intended them or not, because reading is collaborative and the text gets its meaning from the reader (this is what "death of the author" means).

Every work has themes in it, and not just the ones your teachers made you read in high school. Stories that are bad or clearly not intended to have deep messages still have themes. It is inherent in being a story. All stories have themes, even if those themes are shallow, because stories are sentences connected together for the purpose of expressing ideas, and ideas are all that themes are.

[untitledgoosegay]

as funny as it is to say, "there's no such thing as a fish" is not actually true

"science doesn't know what a fish is" is really not true

"fish" is not a monophyletic category. there is no common ancestor of everything that we call a "fish," and none of the things that we don't

"fish" is a paraphyletic category -- and a useful one! marine biologists use it! "fish" describes a general body plan and lifestyle. it is useful to be able to talk about coelacanths and tuna in a shared category, though coelacanths are more closely related to us than to tuna.

where this bugs me is the repetition of the idea that "scientists" are hidebound and uncreative, unable to comprehend anything that doesn't conform to a specific idea of categorization -- when this is fundamentally untrue! we know perfectly well what a "fish" is. the fact that it's a paraphyletic group is only confounding to pop science, as a funny factoid, not to anyone who actually understands what a paraphyletic group is.

[destielmemenews]

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[itsbasicallycanon]

was reading little kid with a big death wish (@remedyturtles) and wanted to play around with visualizing leo and sensei's headspace and putting it alongside the outside world and i'm mostly happy with it so i'm posting it

[the-holy-ghosted]

Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man

[inkskinned]

in internet posts it is easy to cut them out of your life. they are hurting you! they aren't listening to you!

they held your hair back. they lent you lipstick. they held your hand at the train station and got you home safe. they rounded on your bully, got loud, said get fucked, spitting-mad in your defense.

they also cut the hair off again. told you that you should really think twice before wearing something like that. took you for granted. took your insecurities and threw them in your face again.

you know logically it should be easy. all the internet advice comments always read it will feel better. like an equation - if a person is rotten, you just remove them. you pull the tooth that's hurting.

but it was never a big flare-up moment. you don't live in a sitcom. they never tried to take your boyfriend or steal from your apartment. they showed up to birthdays and they wrote songs about you and bring you water without you asking. once you found out they carry an emergency inhaler for you, even though you haven't had an asthma attack in years - just in case.

where is the line? people fuck up. sometimes they fuck up badly. sometimes people have raw personalities, like a powerline, and being around them is dangerous. addicting. sometimes they can't help themselves, but you know they're trying. sometimes they are just rough-around-the-edges. sometimes they don't even realize how they sounded when they said that. sometimes it's just - you've both loved each other for so long now, the way this thing hurts goes back to the root.

and that's the fucked up part. you have pushed your fingers against the sweetheart of memory. things these days are electric, tense, harrowing. they didn't used to be. there were a lot of good days in there. sometimes you want to just close your eyes and say can this be over yet? do we still need to be fighting?

doing that would give up any chance you get of getting an apology, but you don't always know that you need an apology, you love them. once they flaked on your birthday party. once they told you to get over it, people are always dying. they also let you crash on their couch for a week after the breakup, handfeeding you when you were so sad you couldn't eat. they are also judgmental about everything, occasionally react to banal statements with an attitude that is weird and fiery. they also love you like a lighthouse sometimes, so strong they cut the storm like lightning.

but the problem is that you might be storm. you might be the thing that needs breaking. what if you are two forces who are desperately, horribly drawn to each other, shaped by the other person's passions, and both good for each other and bad in equal measure.

what if you're both just people, and you're no saint neither.

just cut them off! swallowing the saltwater, you catch yourself in the mirror. you've been shaking more than usual. there's an ache in you that is oblique, loud, impossible to soothe. is this what it looks like? when life is "easier"?

your mouth will always have a hole, is the thing, if you remove the tooth.

[raynewolferune]

Dead on Main Head Cannon

My favorite head cannon for this ship is that when they're feeling petty and pissed off at each other they'll send the other a purple hyacinth. It hits both of their dead, melodramatic souls perfectly. Flower language for purple hyacinth is "my regrets follow you to the grave" and that just vibes the same as "my condolences for your stupidity" to me at least.

Jason in a meeting as Red Hood with his gang. Flower shop worker guy comes in and says with the monotone of a dead-souled retail worker: "Delivery for Mr. Hood?"

Jason raises his hand with a sardonic head tilt.

Flower shop guy drops a small pot of purple hyacinth in front of him on the table and then reads off a small white card. "For leaving me to meet your dad by myself. Love, Danny." He puts the card back in his pocket. "Enjoy your flowers." He says in a way that makes Jason certain the man has no idea what the word enjoy actually means before shuffling out of the warehouse.

Hood's men all sit there silently for several long moments before one of them finally dares to speak.

"You made them meet the parents by themselves?"

Jason let's out a long heavy sigh.

"Anyone got a couch I can use tonight?"

[feelo-fick]

request doodles on stream in a server :D

[hinamie]

thank u canon plant nerd megumi for my life

bonus:

[weaselmcdiesel]

requests for a bunch of ships i did on my spam :3

[discarded-replica]

Unsorted mlp art I've made over the last few weeks :3c