#<- im doin better im doin better 😔

[sailermoon]

where were u when u found out gojo was unsealed

[sk3tch404]

Late Night Hanma Blurb

A/n: Thought abt this during an itty-bitty road trip today. Smoker Hanma does smth to the chemicals in my brain. Forgive me for any lengthy bad writing. I've had a long day and I just wanna yip yap about one of my fav crazies 🙇

CW: Hanma can give two shits about your lung health but chooses not to when he feels like it, intimidation, threats of forced drug usage, sometimes forced participation in violent activities, thoughts of lovers suicide/murder(?), and whatever other yappin I put in here.

Hanma who smokes a fuck ton and doesn't mind giving you the good ol' second-hand effects of it, but absolutely detests you doing it on your own.

He snatches the stick from your mouth and holds it up and away from you with a small grit in his teeth. Hanma glares down in some curiosity but clearly squints in irritation.

"The hell is this? Don't tell me I'm being a bad influence on you now. If I catch you with one of these again, I won't let you off the hook so easily. You got it, Y/n?"

When you retort, telling him it's no different from when he does it and it is your own choice whether he likes it or not, he merely scoffs with a tilt of his narrow head. Throwing down the cigarette, the sound of his sneaker stomping and scraping it out against the pavement echos through the air with an annoying presence. Shuji demands the rest of your stash with a looming stare that can only put you into a state of sinking discimfort.

"Come on, don't be stubborn. Ya know, if you wanna do it so bad, why don't you try the whole pack? Mine too since it's a shitload better than that cheap stuff."

Reluctant on suffocation and early lung cancer, you begrudgingly hand over your smokes to him. Hanma smacks down on the box with an evidently loud shot of noise and slides it out of your palm--- pocketing it. He stretches out narrow smile as he leans down towards you.

"See, now it ain't so hard to listen."

He's still ticked off by the fact you think you can do whatever to your body without his permission, but since Shuji is so generous, he'll let you learn from your mistakes. See, he can be nice.

Don't test him though. Next time you're caught defying his selfish wishes, he's beating you down with degrading language and probably also beating whoever was involved. The convenience store employee that sold you the cigs, vape, or maybe even chewing tobacco? Yeah he's taking out his held back frustration on them. Bro is jumping over the counter and tearing their shit up.

Avoiding him because of his brutal and honest-to-God psychopathic personality? Now that's just cruel. Shuji is dragging your ass by the back of your shirt and pushes you to his motorcycle. The leopard print on the back of the bike makes you wanna barf every time you see it, but you got to keep it down if you wanna have enough energy to deal with him. He'll take you out no matter where you are at in that point of time and make you remember who he is; who you think you're messing with.

"Y/n, how many times do I have to tell you? Aim for the nose. That's easy for amateurs like you. Actually, lemme show you how to really deliver a jaw breaker-"

Yeah, he'll show you just how bad it can get with some random thugs on the street. You should be grateful with how gentle he's treating you. Instead of ending up with facial fractures, you have nice dates and thoughtful gifts. He's even teaching you a few tricks. How lucky can you get?

"I'm all done. Shit, I'm starved. Let's go grab a bite to eat, kay?"

Hanma thinks the only way you'll ever keep paying attention to him is if he keeps you and your actions in line. If you go off doing your own thing, his usually unmoving heart can't just stand there and watch you slowly leave him. Despite the negativity be brings into your life, he actually gets really fuckin anxious when he doesn't know or understand what you're doing. It's so troublesome how you make him feel. Yeah, being bored as shit is bad, but seeing you, the only thing that could ever bring him down to his knees unwillingly, slip away with nothing but disdain for him? Fuck no. He won't accept it. Shuji would rather kill you and then himself than have to bear the strange feeling of pain, or what other people call heartbreak, by his lonesome self.

Should he ever say he loves you, that would be the point of no return for the both of you. His hands have you tight in his clutches. No way out, no way back in for anyone else.

[lovemomhatepolice]

monaco official - charles leclerc

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pairing: charles leclerc x fem! reader (lando friend)

warnings: cursing, bad translated French, English is my second language!

summary: when, after six months of searching for the truth, it's race time in Charles's hometown of Monaco, Lando Norris's friend - [Y.N] [Y.L.N] finally decides to reveal the truth. and it doesn't take much at all for everyone to already know it...

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username: IS THIS LANDO?

username193u7: idiots, it can't be Lando, he doesn't have such dark hair

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username1u47: finally

username2uy47: how cute they looked together!! 💗💗

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A/N: the first time I did such a thing, I hope you will like it And I wish you a good time during today's races!

please do not copy and translate my works! in case of any issues related to this - I invite you to discuss privately :)

the latest one-shot about lando!

[st4rb3rries]

OMG I LOVED UR STAN AND KYLE BSF HEADCANNONS!! Can i req one with the main four, like what its like to be in a group w/ them?? have an amazing day <33

BEING IN A FRIEND GROUP WITH SOUTH PARKS MAIN 4

pairings; stan, kyle, kenny, cartman x fem!reader (all aged up 18+)

summary; chaotic friend group hc's!

warnings; cussing

a/n; hi and ty hope you have an amazing day too!!

key colors; blue= stan green= kyle orange= kenny red= cartman pink= reader

late night skate boarding with them. it's always cartman who texts you guys to go. in reality he only wants to go to just to start shit. in my opinion kenny is the best skater out of y'all. but cartman is the worst💀. "you guys you guys look im gonna go down the ramp!!" "cartman that isn't a good idea your not ready-" "WAAAAAHHHHH" laughter is coming out from you, stan, and kenny. kyle wants to laugh but he ain't risking it😭. "GAWDAMMIT KYLE IM BEAT YOUR J-" cartman stops himself because he knows damn well not to rip on kyle in front of you. so he switches up real fast 🙄. "you guys i seriously think i broke a bone" "whatever cartman you just switched up cause you know y/n would kick your ass" 5 minutes kenny is teaching you, stan, and kyle a trick. "ok so next you gotta-" "get a room lovebirds i mean come on🙄" "CARTMAN STFU!!" "yeah dude stay mad because your not psychically able to do any of this🥱" this all happens in less than 15 minutes, like why can't y'all just be a nice friend group😭. moments later stan was about to go off a ramp. UNTIL HIS WHEELS BROKE OFF THE SKATEBOARD. i wonder who unscrewed them..... "AAAUAGHHHHHH" "DON'T WORRY STAN I GOTCHU!!" and there he was, stanly marsh in your arms. "W rizz stan or nah😏" stan could feel his face heating up fr. "damn dude that should've been me not stan😔" "kenny shut the hell up💀" "wait a minute where's cartman he literally almost killed stan tf????" cartman isn't trying to get his ass kicked in front of people so he ditched and went home. classic cartman.

karaoke night. you guys are definitely singing 2000's songs. but it always seems like you guys get interrupted no matter what. karaoke night was started by cartman, which is so surprising?? "I WANNA HOLD'EM LIKE THEY DO IN TEXAS, PLEASE" "FOLD'EM LET'EM HIT ME RAISE IT BABY STAY WITH M-" stan and kyle always hating cause you and cartman sound a little too good. "BOOO GET OFF THE STAGE" "YA MY EARS ARE BLEEDING" "OH FUCK OFF GUYS LET US SING" "you guys have been singing this same song for 2 hours bruh😭" "2 minutes kenny get it right" they just hating cause they can't handle real talent. sometimes when the karaoke gets intense you guys act like judges for americas got talent💀. "is this kenny mccormick from south park colorado?" "yes" "and what will you be doing today?" "YOUR MOM AHAHA" "disqualified poor people can't seem to have talent" "CARTMAN WTF" "NEXT" "no wait i'll sing with him" "oh god" if kyle and stan think you and cartman sound a little too good. JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY HERE YOU AND KENNY. "THIS ONE IS FOR THE BOYS WITH THE BOOMIN SYSTEM" "TOP DOWN AC WITH THE COOLER SYSTEM" super bass by nicki minaj is y'alls go to song. every time you guys finish that song your out of breath and laugh so much😭. "AND THE CROWD GUYS MILD🔥" "NEXT" "cartman we are done playing americas got talent" "dude let me and kyle sing next we haven't sung at all🥹" "fine" "ah hell nah it better not be anything emo💀" *30 seconds later every one starts singing* "BUT IM A CREEP" "IM A WERIDO" "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOIN' HERE" "I DON'T BELONG HERE" suddenly the tv, microphones, and speaker goes out?? "LISTEN UP BITCHES IM NOT HAVING AN ALCOHOLIC, A JEW, A FATHERLESS DAUGHTER, AND A HOMELESS POOR BOY SING RADIOHEAD AT MY HOUSE‼️‼️" guess who got jumped that night🤔???

[g0ldenbritney]

TODD ANDERSON HEADCANONS (+blurbs) ༄

a/n: it’s officially fall in my town, that means its time to be fixated on dead poets society so be ready ;3 (ps. Anything I write is usually for all genders💕)

DATING HEADCANONS (50s-60s)

- actually so sweet

- big on words of affirmation, mostly when you say it to him. But I feel like everyone says thats “so him” so im gonna be different and say he loves gift giving. Not talking about him spoiling or anything but it would be cute if you made you bracelets all the time <33!!

- his love language might be gift giving but DO NOT. Give him gifts. (You will anyways.) because he doesn’t know how to react when he gets them. He gives off that energy who awkwardly opens birthday presents and doesn’t know whether to say thank you or not.

Todd has been making you so many things lately, poems, bracelets, flowers he made with paper. Really anything he could craft, you knew you had to get him something to just to be nice.

So you went into town and bought a sweater you thought would fit him nicely and waited until after school and he was studying in his dorm room to give it to him. You swing open the door without knocking

“Ohh Todd~” you say in a somewhat sing-song voice.

He looks up from his notebook, you can see that little nervous smile appear on his lips, even more so when he sees a box in your hand

“Whats that?”

You hand the box to him and immediately he looks nervous, he looks up at you, then the box, then at you, then finally opens it and pulls out the sweater

“Uhh..”

“Do you like it?” You ask.

“Uhm, ah, yeah. I-I do. I really do I just..how do I prove to you that I like it?”

- boy is definitely a cuddler, maybe not so much when hes awake but as soon as he falls asleep he is clinging onto you like he will fall off a cliff if he lets go.

- if you have younger siblings you would be more than happy to watch them for you, well, if they’re toddlers or babies. He would never babysit someone over the age of 10..worried they’ll be mean or something!

- give him a stuffed animal, he deserves it.

You walk into his dorm room holding onto your older stuffed animal, you dont even say anything you just hand it to him

“Whats thi-“ you cut him off

“I have to go on a field trip this week so you better take care of him!”

Todd nods quickly

“Trust me I will.”

HEADCANONS (modern au)

- read somewhere that he would totally play animal crossing and havent thought of anything else since

(taking you back to 2020 for this, so sorry😔)

Todd sat in your office chair, all curled up with his knees to his chin. He was holding his switch in his hands that you unsurprisingly got him for his birthday.

“What are ya doin?” You ask, leaning on his shoulder

“Animal Crossing.” He mumbles, almost like he was talking to himself. Damn that boy was FOCUSED.

- definitely had an “art ho” phase in 2018 dont come at me

- All these like headcanons say he would listen to really cool music but I feel like he would want to but doesn’t know how find cool artists (so me) so he would have to ask around😔

- definitely has a letterboxd

- I see him as a gossiper, dont come for me but if someone was caught vaping in the bathrooms he would definitely be the one to spread the info around (with the help of Neil because he told Neil first)

- WEARS CLAW CLIPS. Dont play w me rn. If it was a modern au i imagine his hair to be just a little longer, maybe surfacing to a wolf cut but just a lot shorter. Long enough where you could put half up in a claw clip (JUST IMAGINE IT)

- was a victim of the 2021 ed Sheeran jokes

[sixflame438]

APPARENTLY IM BACK????????? not my writing era tho bc my creative juice leaked and now my brain is dead fry and drier than sahara dessert

WHAT IS UP YALL FEED ME UR LIFE UPDATES

bc fic updates r not enough and I'm greedy as fuk :DDD

Who the fuck r u 🤔 Who you is 🤨🫵 Who you be huh 😤 I dont even kno yo ass 😒 who tf r uuuuuu????? (Plz tell me you know what that is and i dont js look dumb)

But arent u that bitch who left me on seen/delivered 🤔 fuck r u doin in my asks?? (Im kidding come back)

Deadass thought u died i cant lie and again FROGS ARE BETTER THAN BEEEES 😤😤 But hi pookie im alive exams havent killed me just yet 😔

Big plans Cessy….😈…. BIG PLANS I TELL YOU JUST YOU WAIT. WHEN MY LAZY ASS GETS UP IM GONNA BE IN MY ACTIVE WRITER ERA. NO MORE ALMOST FINISHED DRAFTS AND NO MORE JUST IDEAS IM GONNA POST SO MUCH YOUS ARE GONNA BE SCARED FOR MY SANITY

[gojoest]

HI BELOVED AI!!!!! hru doin??!!

I RAN as soon as i saw the leaks n i really REALLY hope it’s gojo comeback 2.0 😣😣😣😣😣 I would take back every bad thing i’ve ever said about jjk or gege😣😣 bonus points if satoru’s shirtless 😔☝️

also omg, I had an unhinged gojo thot 😞 n idk how u feel about it so i apologise in advance if ur not into this or if it makes u uncomfy but something tells me that he would LOVE LOVEEEE it when ur mean to him. like, u call him names n he looks at u like u put up stars in the sky.

okay it’s like when u bring up breaking up with him (im thinking uni!bf gojo) or taking a break coz ur too stressed n overwhelmed,,,,ur annoyed at the situation, u hate to break satorus heart but u decide to put yourself first yk? :///

he really would try to change ur mind, convince u that he could do better……it leads to some argument, ur calling him childish n pathetic n overbearing n he finds himself getting hard :(

he just cant help but kiss u :(( he just loves u sm :( u donno what comes over u but u kiss him back harder, slam him into the wall, he carries u to bed n he asks u to take out all ur frustrations out on him. straddling him while both of ur clothes are off n are thrown god knows where. it’s all teeth n tongue…u hesitate but as ur riding him, a reluctant slap to his cheek has his pupils wide n this bitch literally MOANS like do u really have no self respect omg?????

he just asks u to do it again, asks u to pull his hair, scratch him, bite him….just anything to help u :( he lets u sit on his face n pull his hair HARDDDD. hes a total goner n the next morning u wake up to some nice breakfast n a gentle kiss to ur cheek :)))) maybe, u can work things out n especially after last night??? yeah satoru intends on never letting u go.

zuro anon

zuro anon hii, i have missed you :( im good, getting my roots touched rn :3 how have you been!!! i rly hope he is back but im trying to keep my expectations low for the sake of my sanity :,)

also i’m super sorry for the late reply i basically hoarded this ask for a few days all bc i lost my mind over it 😭😭😭😭 good god….when you’re rough with him it gets him sooo going, be a little mean with him and he cums…..HEAVY BREATHING

[seithr]

10 Mutuals I'd like to know better

Tagged by @milkywayes !! Hi heehoo thanks for the tag!!

Under a cut because uhhh when prompted I like talking,

Last song I listened to: Dramaturgy by Eve! me and the songs with identity/mask/heart/gunshot themes. you know how it is <-oc brained

Favorite content to watch: Animation of any sort, variety gaming youtube, HEMA/medieval weaponry or armour videos and talks. And animals rolling around doing things.

Favorite games: Fire Emblem Three Houses, Mass Effect Trilogy, Katana Zero, Final Fantasy XIV. Shoutout to Dragon's Dogma and BlazBlue also. I just made a wholeass chart abt this on twitter, I'll add it in a moment,

Favorite color: Electric, neon, radioactive, eyeburning cyan.

Favorite animals: Dragons, crocodilians, hedgehogs, manuls, med-to-large dogs.

Favorite food: Shrimp tempura, mashed potatoes, butter chicken, schnitzel... dollar store chocolate truffles. Tomatoes in general?

Sweet, spicy, or savory: ohhh tough choice... "It depends" is a copout answer though, but I can't handle anything above mildly spicy so not that 😔 Currently sweet..? I'm having a granola bar and coffee rn

Current obsessions: massy fect... I have moments of being gripped hard by scifi (and mech stuff), and I have been IN this grip for over a month now... Mechs are just another kind of suit of armour. the constant obsession is dragons/fantasy in general tho

Last book I read: Frankenstein by Mary Shelley! Really good, I read it on the beach a while back—currently forcing my way thru Moby Dick by Herman Melville. Why do I always read books about being miserable in the cold while on the beach.

Last thing I googled: "wyvern ammo monhun" <- fake MH HBG fan forgot what the ammo types were called before I made a joke

Relationship: single and good w that 👍

Fun fact: 🇨🇱🇨🇦‼️ I collect cool looking coins and dragon figures/statues! I've been interested in medieval armour and weaponry since I was like eight or younger. I was a chess team nerd before I eventually upgraded to Fire Emblem. I like 3D modelling and animation when I'm not doin 2D art and have old models of my own chars lying around somewhere.

As for tags UHHHHH. Hm im not sure I regularly talk to ten people here as much as I show up in your tags... Nevertheless @arundolyn @goofballproximitysurveyor @jinkisaragi @p3n-dragon @alduinffxiv @kirseber @rexbolt @angelictactics @lululeighsworld @davexander hiii you guys are neat and I like seeing you around. feel free to answer if you like maybe,

[disneyprincemuke]

Why do you keep hurting my baby Rocky?do you love hurting everyone’s feelings,do you enjoy making us CRY 😔😔😔 if 2025 is a shit show 2026 better be her rep era or we’re gonna fight 😊🙃my heart can’t take no more of this Rocky abuse😭😭

bro omg because rocky's an eldest daughter and it's just a canon event that all eldest daughters have to go through loL

and perhaps 2026 will be better for her? we'll see!!! but trust,, the comfort after all her pain might be worth it so hehehehehe trUST IM NOT DOIN THIS FOR NOTHIN

[ranhaitanisgf]

HANA I NEED ASSISTANCE

it’s come to my attention that i’ve only written for mikey, izana and chifuyu so i need you to choose who’s next LOL.

1.) rindou haitani

2.) hajime kokonoi

3.) seishu inui

4.) kazutora hanemiya

also you can choose if it’s platonic or romantic bc i’m indecisive. 😔

ERMMM .... asher y would u choose like all the lomls like how am i supposed to pick one .

hrmhrmhrmhrmhrmhrm ............. hrmmmm ...... lemme ... lemme go w inui IN THE SENSE THAT i feel like i never see any fics abt him ..... i mean same w koko but i just like inui a little bit better hrahrahra ...

& imma choose romantic bc idk its that hopeless romantic in me frl . IM SRY IF THIS IS TOO LATEEE but if ur still doin this im literally gna have ur post notifs on so i can see when u post this 😁☝🏽

[rodolfoparras]

Hi Alec, I hope you’re doin alright! Sorry for being quiet for a bit. I was just popping in to notify you that my BESTIE IS EATING THEIR HOUSE. The house IM MOVING INTO.

I hope you’re doing better than I am having to stop this gremlin from eating the drywall.

I’d send you a pic of our cat but that would reveal my anonymity 😔 but his name is Pickles and he’s a sweetheart.

Have a lovely day and be kind to your brain and body!

- 🐺

Hi sugar!!🫶🏻🫶🏻🥹 don’t worry about it sugar you’re welcome to pop in whenever you have the chance 🥹🫶🏻

I hope your house is still standing when it’s time to move in😔 pickles? I absolutely love it! Oh lord I wish so bad I had a kitty too😭

Have a lovely day you too sugar!! Also say hi to pickles!! Mwah!!🫶🏻🫶🏻

[chuuyascumsock]

Heyyooo how’ve you been!!! I hopt ur doin okie and stayin safe !

Just saw your reply, AND TO THE PERSON WHO GOT YALL EXTRA HOMEWORK:-DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW-

Oh also i have no idea what that anon who keeps tryna say ur not a lesbian if you like fictional men is getting at…DUDE DO YOU NOT HEAR HOW SILLY YOU SOUND??? I feel the need to direct them to the nearest pond since they keep acting like a silly goose🙄

Also also on the less casual side if things, i may have been having silly werewolf chuuya thoughts….

ALSO ALSO ALSO IM SO EXCITED FOR YOUR CHUUYA VERSE SMUTSSS AHHH THE ENTIRE WEEK’S WORTH HAS BE ABSOLUTELY VIBRATING WITH EXCITEMENTTT i may or may not be dying for day one(good) but that’s besides the point! Please take as much time as you need and want! We’ll still be here waiting like followers in a cult when youre done.(i wanted to make a sorta worshippers in a church analogy but thought the cult one fit better..?? I mean your basically the deity we offer our silly goofy thoughts to sooo yh☺️)

Please hydrate and eat well and keep slaying☺️💅🏻

(Also i thought of maybe trying to leave you some little smutty thoughts every day? Idk youve been so nice i just wanna actually write you something😔 sooo id love to know what you’d want!)

-🧀

How I feel rn after your cult comment (I have a long history of starting cults in the past so I’m glad I haven’t lost my old ways 🥰😋).

But yeah, THAT ASSHOLE GOT US HW EVERYDAY FROM NOW ON I WANTED TO SLAP HIM SILLY. IT’S MUSIC CLASS, HOW DO YOU FUCK UP MUSIC CLASS 😭😭

Fr, as perfectly said by my bestie Pissbutt, I’m a fake straight and a real lesbian 😍

WEREWOLF CHUUYA⁉️ YOU’RE A MONSTER FUCKER, OH MY GOD— EW, DISGUSTING, GRO— Me too, drop the thoughts 👀 (The amount of past interests I have are wild, everything I will always be unfazed 👹).

I’m actually excited for the week of smuts too, I already have an outline and plot for all of them. I think my favorite ones rn I’m REALLY looking forward to are the Detective and University Student Chuuya ones cause I have a surprise for the Detective one. Y’all say the Voyeurism tag, right? 🤭

I HOPE YOU EAT PROPER MEALS AND SOME SNACKIES (and stay hydrated with that h2hoe 😫).

(You’re so sweet, you don’t have to leave smutty thoughts everyday, I also accept crack, fluff, and angst too if you have any of those. But if you want to, you absolutely can, but don’t feel obligated cause Ik burnout hits sometimes when thought vomiting a bunch of ideas lol.)

(And you think I’m nice 🥺? Good, my online personality is working 😈)

[thinkingnot]

Hmmm, if we mean to put text between then I definitely vote () first just because that's what I use all the time. <> is super fun though, so that goes second. I thought I'd like {} over [] but I don't think I do. Also, don't forget about these boys 《》.

But I'm great! I have a girlfriend now and I like her very much!! Can't believe you haven't started yet, we start back in August. It's officially autumn in my brain and I'm going to become insufferable in October when it's socially acceptable to start celebrating spoopy season

spoopy season 🕺🕺🕺 XD im excited for the bakeries to lauch their halloween stuffs (they always look so good)

(hmm at my place people dont really celebrate halloween much 🤔) (fingers crossed trick or treaters show up still!!) (i moved to a new place during pandemic so idk if the kids in this area do the trick or treating 😔)

YOOO i just recalled what big holiday we got for autumn >:)

MOON FESTIVAL wooo 🌕🥮🏮🎇🎆

im waiting for the date to get closer and people to send more mooncakes our way 💪 (for the festival its mostly gifting mooncakes and eating them and eating with your fam over like a barbecue and the kids run around playin with lanterns)

your ranking list is so reallllll (parentheses slay) (im not sure if thats how to spell it)

<> <- these gives like a game achievement feeling :D

the boys!! <- uh i dont got them on my keyboard 😭 but they look cool like <> but with more emphasis >:)!!

theyd really make the words in the middle pop to attention 🤌

i prefer [] over {} in typing but vise versa in handwriting cuz its real fun doin the { :D

(and also in maths its better for {} to narrow the range than [] 😭)

[btsqualityy]

the jung’s fluff 🧡 ft. 4 yo mia

lennox and berk are having their daily bickering session at their parents house in the kitchen while mia plays in the living room with her granny

lennox: hey berk why didn’t you tell me you were starring in a movie?

berk: what the hell are you talking about?

lennox: you know, the movie with the witch on the poster? the makeup artists didn’t have much to work on i see. HA! 🤭

berk: …you know what?

lennox: what? you don’t have a comeba-

berk: mia!?

lennox: what are you doin-

mia comes toddling into the kitchen and sees her mommy (fake) pouting with her hands covering her eyes

mia: what’s wrong mommy? why you sad? 🥺

berk: mia uncle lenny called mommy ugly, and it made me really sad 😔

lennox: what!? you dirty-

mia gasps out loud and her big doe eyes shoots up at her uncle

mia: uncle lenny! that’s no nice. you have to be nice to mommy because she’s my mommy. you say sorry okay?

lennox: but mia she-

mia stomps her tiny foot for good measure

mia: say sorry and call mommy pwetty too!

lennox: mia i’ll apologize but it’s not nice to lie either!

berk: oh mia, im still so sad 😩

mia: granny! uncle lenny being mean to my mommy! 😠

lennox: AW HELL! mom! listen-

mama jung walks in and bites her lip to keep from laughing at her adorable granddaughter’s angry pout

mama jung: lennox blake, listen to your niece right now and apologize to your sister or you get a timeout. and call her pretty too 🤭

lennox: BUT- fine. berk. i’m sorry. and you’re pretty. 🙄

mia: you feel better now mommy? 🥺

berk: oh i feel so much better, thank you baby 🥰

lennox mumbles under his breath

lennox: using my own baby against me. i hate it here 😒

This is hilarious 😂if there’s one person that Lennox can’t deny, it’s Mia 🤣

[fyodior]

i am sososo grateful that in canada, we have free healthcare. im so glad. but i just waited 9 months with severe stomach pain to find out it was probably constipation and i can fix it with drug store laxatives. like there is no way i waited for an appointment with a specialist for that😔

- 💄

LMAOOOOO fuck that im so sorry 😭😭 to be fair even with private insurance in the US it took me like 3-4 months to see my GI doc like we aint doin that much better 💀 on the bright side it was just constipation and not smth worse ….? LMAO

[fishoutoflovebeach]

5, 7, 8, 12, 18!

5: all time or just this week? im going all time..

1] hoedown - emerson, lake & palmer, trilogy

2] plastic age - the buggles, the age of plastic

3] release, release - yes, tormato

[this is via last.fm, and not counting my physical media]

7: AGGHHH THIS IS SO HARD 😭😭😭 im doin top five :>

uh uh. 5] black moon - emerson, lake & palmer. OH MY GOD this is such a great album, especially for a revival period. i haven’t fully picked it apart, so it’s a little low on this list :>

4] magical mystery tour - the beatles. what, i can’t ignore my cataclysmic hyperfixation on them in my early teens. blue jay way is the best song on the album btw

3] hot space - queen. should be higher but obviously there are better contenders. very underrated 10/10

2] love beach - emerson, lake and palmer. i can’t believe it, theres something better than love beach…

honourable mentions [because there can only be one 😔]: olias of sunhillow - jon anderson, tormato - yes, trilogy - elp, 90125 - yes, view monster - lemon demon, paul’s boutique - beastie boys, 好き好き大好き - jun togawa, sheer heart attack - queen, and going for the one - yes

and number 1 🥁🥁🥁: clockwork angels - rush. no surprise but like. thats alot of albums… i wasn’t going to name all of my honourable mentions. i listen to a LOT of music and i consider it all good unless proven otherwise

8: theres so many, but these are just off the top of my head

‘me im just a lawnmower; you can tell me by the way i walk’ [i know what i like [in your wardrobe] - genesis]

the opening and ending of awaken - yes

‘tell the moon dog, tell the march hare’ [we have heaven - yes]

‘nothing can survive in a vacuum’ [turn the page - rush]

all of taste of my love… hehe <- who said that [love beach - elp]

12: theres so many…the obvious answer would be greg lake, but really. how fun would it be to have a conversation with geddy lee? or a tea and a chat with chris squire, or keith emerson? there are so many fun and exciting characters [musicans, that is] to just talk with

[this reminds me of a dream i had where i shadowed freddie mercury and his cats around]

18: you know me, the elp nut. but i actually am beginning to grow on renaissance — not to mention my relistening of serú girán and genesis :> and omg. rick wakeman’s solo albums…