#dpm vr asks

[disneyprincemuke]

so obviously femdriver has seb and oscar has mark, so now i’m imagining jenson joking that he’s missing out and that he needs to get his own child, and who better to have as a grid child than logan? he just slides into logan’s dms one day, all “hey kid wyd” and poor logan is so confused why jenson button is talking to him

NO LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY

he would send a screenshot to the gc and be like "???" and femdriver would be just as confused cause he's only sent question marks and oscar would be like "oh hey jenson button!"

trust, in bahrain he is seen with logan cozying up like they've known each other forever and logan is visibly uncomfortable and weirded out because this established driver is talking to him with an arm around his shoulders

[disneyprincemuke]

femdriver learning a language just to fuck around with everyone, but she’d specifically choose one that no one would be able to understand at all, like if it’s arabic, she’s shocking everyone by talking to a newsreporter in fluent arabic in bahrain and the drivers have no idea if she’s shit talking them, or the car or whatever and they’d just be so concerned

femdriver, imo, isn't much of a language person and it probably takes her forever to learn it because she's forgetful... but

she does learn conversational japanese, to oscar's dismay, and is better at it than him and it drives him crazy because he's so proud of it but she just uses it as an opportunity to tell him that she's better at him in one thing and corrects him all the time

[disneyprincemuke]

barbie has a sphinx cat and named it baby but if rocky had a sphinx cat she would name it wet beef

u see… ur not wrong………. what if i gave rocky a sphynx cat right now and named it wet beef 🤨

[disneyprincemuke]

the dad and the son in law

mick 🤝 seb

femdriver

[disneyprincemuke]

i just imagine femdriver texting mick “happy birthday 🥳” or something as a way to celebrate gunther’s departure (in code 🤫) but then max, our favorite clueless white boy, sees it and thinks it’s actually mick’s birthday and tweets something like “Happy Birthday Mick!! 😊😊” and everyone’s super confused and she has to try to explain to max that it’s not actually mick’s birthday she just didn’t want to outright say that she and mick hate gunther 💀

trust that femdriver hears the rumour from seb initially, and she's texting mick like 'i heard guenther's leaving' and mick is like 'no way, ur gna make me blush with this news' and she's like just trust me

and when news officially releases, she posts that story wishing mick a happy birthday and that a celebration is to be had and max posts his story and in the gc she's scolding him like what are you doing u idiot and max is asking her isn't it his birthday? and she's like no, we're celebrating something else, didn't u see the news?

max has seen the news, it just doesn't click in his head and at some point, she just stops answering and lets someone else try and explain it to him cryptically and eventually they also give up explaining it to him

it only hits him 3 days later at midnight as he's about to fall asleep... he grabs his phone and texts them 'i get it' and everyone's like k

[disneyprincemuke]

The fem driver series with logan has its own masterlist but its not in chronological order and I was wondering where to start

okay, so pre-formula 1 works are dated! so those ones, you do not need to read it in a specific order, they're just tiny little blurbs over the years

for the girls is set in bahrain 2023 right before her first race, the new hires is also around the start of the year, so also bahrain?? fly on the wall is in baku during their gp there! gone girl is a short fic between seb & femdriver

family day is also early races of the season? but definitely before the miami gp! after that is best dress with guest star jacob elordi <3 with long story short as a short aftermath piece

fake news is whenever the taylonso rumours came out, so mid 2023-ish? it's just platonic is over the summer break where logan & femdriver go with oscar for a visit in melbourne

the pet obsession is australia + monaco and just tells the story of how femdriver had gotten her pets (kidnapper + stubby) (hijacker origin story coming soon btw) look after you happens during the qatar gp

bother figures + the orange peel theory + in the name of friendly racing happen towards the end of the 2023 season when femdriver is a bit more opened up and comfortable, but there is no specific gp that it's tied to! they're all basically just a lot of crackfics + orange pulp

the camouflaging cat i imagine happens somewhere in the later half of the season during one of their short breaks between the weekends where they're not out for a race

not a gamer happens during the winter break! maybe it's in the name as well <3

OH AND OF COURSE in another life | fem!driver au x logan sargeant there is no specific timeline,, though i should def clean that masterlist up cause it could get a bit confusing cause i added a fic in there for before they got together

[disneyprincemuke]

incorrect vr

seb: i want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

femdriver: okay, but in my defense; george bet me 50 cents that i couldn’t drink all that shampoo

seb: that’s not what i wanted to—you drank shampoo?

femdriver: what? no.

femdriver: you’re the one farting bubbles.

i was scouraging my brain for more incorrects and thought this fit her way better.

TINE LMFAO THIS MADE ME HOLLER

femdriver would be so sick from all that shampoo with a tummy ache, and best believe george and logan have got videos of her drinking the shampoo and seb is just so so disappointed that she let them talk her into that

[disneyprincemuke]

I miss rocky and Milo…..🤕 can we see more mocky pls

hi!! ive been writing a lil more recently so i SHOULD be back with a couple pieces soon! meanwhile, here's an imessage thing i think u might likes

it took me 5mins just laugh

[disneyprincemuke]

you should do a blurb talking about how previous partners weren't always comfortable with the trios dynamic, like from all three perspectives. maybe fem!driver had a situationship that felt threatened or an ex of Logan who asked him to choose between her and his friends (sorry this was long)

OMG i spent so long trying to write out scenes for this but i am just stumped how to do it without making any of them look like they're being a bad partner on purpose so UGH a blurb it is! and doN'T apologise if your ask is long, i'll eat it up every time and i love it!!!!

ok, so for oscar and lily, i imagine that it took lily a while to get used to their dynamic. lily is super introverted compared to fem!driver, and they're all very playful and touchy because of the nature of their friendship. they're super respectful around lily, and fem!driver really adores her presence because she's one of the few girls she sees often. lily did have her doubts at first, but eventually understood how it all works, so now she's just part of the chaos they have when they're off the track.

for fem!driver, oh god, there are so many failed situationships and talking stages for her because of her involvement with logan and oscar. not only are they super protective about her and the guys she sees, but it seems that everyone but her can see the way she sometimes looks at logan and oscar. for oscar, it's more of an adoring him and admiring him as a role model type of way. but for logan, it's definitely something more than that because she's always fighting with him but adores his presence in her life. and you know some guys. they simply don't like the fact that she has a special connection with logan and oscar and knows her in a way that they may never be able to.

don't even get me started on logan. he really treasures the friendship and comfort he's found in fem!driver's family and oscar because he often feels like an outsider everywhere he goes. and the bond he's formed with her always means that he will always choose fem!driver without a doubt if the opportunity presents itself. he's walked away from girls that spoke ill of her, or just simply asked him to choose between her and his best friends, because he just loves them that much. and he's had to suppress a lot of heart eyes for fem!driver due to their circumstances, so that just adds on to the complications of whatever they've got going on.

and it's just never a good look for anybody when you nonchalantly fall asleep in each other's rooms and beds without a second thought which makes it all so much more complicated but lily is different because she chose to see it through when oscar was willing to compromise with her

[disneyprincemuke]

after reading the part where logan and fem!driver fall asleep at oscar’s house i can’t help but think they do that all the time. just williams and her team’s admin constantly posting pictures of them cuddling together and sleeping on the job. maybe during a red flag during one of the races they just take a nap together. i ship it tbh 🤷‍♀️ (i think everyone ships it except their own oblivious asses 🙄 oscar included)

TBHTBH i was trying to find the part where i wrote they fell asleep in oscar’s house, but i just can’t find it 😰 my guess is when they fell asleep in her hotel room after her date???

BUT because they grew up together karting and stuff, oscar & logan having moved from far countries, i envisioned that they were always over at fem!driver’s house which is why they’re so close to her younger siblings 👉🏼👈🏼 and generally to each other bc they only had one another to lean on in such a tight environment

well ANYWAY, mclaren, williams and her team share custody of all three rookies and always post pictures of them on race weekends hanging out, doing things together, and taking naps together during red flags (i will definitely write something about that)

and everyone just admires their friendship because they’re always together and the guys are so protective over fem!driver and everyone ships it but they’re so so sick of each other after being friends for too long

[disneyprincemuke]

imagining fem!driver and logan together, but they’re like overly flirty in public (like friends do) so everyone thinks it’s ironic and platonic, but in reality they’re actually secretly together. kind of like carlando, but they’re actually dating and no one believes it because they think it’s all jokes (and they both pretend like they’re kidding but we know they’re not…)

AHHH i have a fic coming up about this because logan and femdriver’s dynamics are just so silly (it’s the oldest sister x younger brother)

so they do a lot of rookie marketing campaigns together since prema and now especially with f1, and they’re always bickering and staring at each other whenever it’s the other’s time to shine

or: sharing a look when it’s oscar turn to be a menace on the camera

logan is always very soft and gentle with her on the camera, and while a few people are slowly catching on that they might be closer than they say they are, a lot of people love playing into their excuse that they’re like this because they’ve grown up together and are just close by default when actually they go home and giggle about it together

and whenever logan makes a very flirty remark on camera, he stares at it dead on while she reacts before going back to normal because he KNOWS what he’s doing and he lOVES teasing people and giving them crumbs and seeing discussions on twitter and tiktok about the “are they or are they NOT together” and he just eats up being a little shit all the time

his pr manager is tired of it, her pr manager is fighting for her life, and sebastian has given up trying to pipe him down being openly flirty

[disneyprincemuke]

ngl lesbian fem!driver would be quite funny because one of the reasons misogynists don’t want women in f1 is because they’re like “b-b-b-b-but she… she might fuck the other dwivers 😓🥺😢😤😰😥” but in reality she’s just celebrating every race by making out with girls in the clubs they go to and has never even considered any of the grid romantically 😭😭

please i cant keep making these aus there's too many and there's only one of me please i- please give me a chance

but she does seem the type to kiss girls after races and totally ditch the guys, reappearing in the morning triumphant and everyone's asking questions like whERE WERE YOU and she just shrugs

[disneyprincemuke]

do you think logan accidentally let a stray cat into their place once and scared kidnapper bc it seems on brand to me

definitely and he’d be cuddling with that cat too and when femdriver comes home from the gym with her trainer, and she’s forcefully ripping the cat from logan’s arms and he just… refuses to go with her???

and she’s like logan, this isn’t kidnapper?? and logan’s like wdym that’s literally the cat you picked up outside the club in australia with seb and oscar and she’s very insistent that this is not their cat because that black cat in logan’s lap seems to be enjoying his company a little too much to be her cat

and logan’s fighting with her like no, this is kidnapper, are you criminally insane? i love kidnapper, how can i not know who this cat is??? what proof do u have that this isn’t kidnapper?????????

and femdriver would walk into her room and all hail, the camouflaging cat was actually tucked between her stuffed toys while she was gone, taking the fattest nap known to mankind

and that’s the story of how they got their third pet, his name is hijacker, just to stick to their theme, and also because this cat literally hijacked his way into their little apartment by pretending to be her cat

[disneyprincemuke]

i like to think that vr girlypop is just as chronically online as the rest of us so i imagine her going around referencing random ass videos or twitter references that no one gets but she doesn’t gaf she finds them HILARIOUS and everyone else (especially seb + oscar) just being like ??? girl are u OK

vr femdriver doing the "i think i like this little life" randomly over the radio in the middle of a race at the start of the 2024 season, scaring the shit out of seb and laughing like a maniac as she continues driving casually

and i swear she makes logan and oscar do that "where's bubbles" video trend as she gets ready for a dinner party, looking all cute with her hair and makeup done, curling her hair in the bathroom

AND I SWEAR she has that one scene that went trending on tiktok where it's like "once i make my move, then you're free to check the king" and she has that sound MEMORISED by heart and always says it at the most random times, even doing it after finishing a race one day, and seb's asking her huh

no i love this actually vr femdriver is batshit crazy

[disneyprincemuke]

femdriver probably asks to recreate taylor swift’s person of the year photoshoot with kidnapper for the f1 intro (when they say no, she ropes everyone else into recording a homemade version where they all use their pets as props)

- 🦅

kicking myself for not thinking of this on my own ngl

trust she gets alex (cause he has a similar cat breed to taylor) to do it with her and logan’s just stuck there rolling his eyes and holding the phone up to take pictures for them and they’re scolding logan to take it properly

but he’s just begging for femdriver to leave kidnapper alone because the baby is STRESSED from the one other cat that’s strangely in their apartment

[disneyprincemuke]

live footage of me seeing that you’ve posted a new chapter but locky still isn’t real

locky wont be real for a long while i fear