#dpm x plaidshirtyears

[disneyprincemuke]

incorrect vr

seb: i want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

femdriver: okay, but in my defense; george bet me 50 cents that i couldn’t drink all that shampoo

seb: that’s not what i wanted to—you drank shampoo?

femdriver: what? no.

femdriver: you’re the one farting bubbles.

i was scouraging my brain for more incorrects and thought this fit her way better.

TINE LMFAO THIS MADE ME HOLLER

femdriver would be so sick from all that shampoo with a tummy ache, and best believe george and logan have got videos of her drinking the shampoo and seb is just so so disappointed that she let them talk her into that

[disneyprincemuke]

petition for dpm to start nicknaming her femdrivers cause we as a society are TIRED

how do i do that so late into the series girl…

[disneyprincemuke]

did u know that ure a Lewsar

WHATS THIS EVEN MEAN ARE YOU CALLING ME A LOSER

[disneyprincemuke]

EAT IT MICK ROCKY NATION YEAH EAT IT ‼️‼️

YEAHH‼️‼️‼️

[disneyprincemuke]

you know what u owe me

i actually dont

[disneyprincemuke]

DID YOU CHANGE JUPITER AND OSCAR'S OUTTAKE AGAIN

WDYM I DIDNT CHANGE SHIT OK ITS STILL THE WAY IT WAS WHEN IT POPPED UP ON YOUR DASH OK

[disneyprincemuke]

what if............ i jumped off a like rlly tall building with no like harness or any other gear whatsoever

tine why are u threatening me this early in the morning bro

[disneyprincemuke]

hi i just wanna say i love u so much and whatever happens to them in the future is 100% my fault ure just a scapegoat ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

early disclaimer (and warning) to every and all ftfn enjoyer out there ❤️‍🩹

it’s ok there’s not many ftfn enjoyers LMFAOOOO

I LOVE YOU TOO BTW YOU ENABLE ME SO MUCH AND FOR WHAT

live laugh love jupiter nightshade 🙇🏽‍♀️

[disneyprincemuke]

i miss rocky and roo

girl SAAAAME i thought of them all day while i was on a wifi detox

[disneyprincemuke]

YOU POSTED FTFN WITHOUT TAGGIBG ME??!!?!?!?¡! I SHOULD ALWAYS BE TAGGED. SPECIAL TAG. TINE TAG. CRAZY LADY TAG.

oh my bad queen i dont tag ppl unless im specifically told 😭😭😭 and what if i told u i just like surprising you 🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️

[disneyprincemuke]

boop (in a slasher horror killer kind of way)

i deserve that

[disneyprincemuke]

you will start coughing in 3 hours

ok i’ll start a timer

[disneyprincemuke]

IM YOUR PRESIDENT NOW

MOCKY NATION STAND UP RN

[disneyprincemuke]

NO ONE knows them like i do #move #gatekeeping #myship

tine is THE vault 😔

[disneyprincemuke]

good morning babe

[disneyprincemuke]

OFC I NOTICED IT I NOTICE EVERYTHING. NOW GIVE ME THE LORE

situationship vibes after shawn was on and off with camilla after covid <3 ok fine i'll write another piece for them fINE FINE