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It’s as if … these men don’t even want to talk to me
#im sorry?? im asking so many questions about you and you don’t even ask any back??#I asked about your weekend why don’t you ask about mine#Istg dating apps make me want to scream into a void#ari tries dating#<- fails miserably
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FORBIDDEN LITERATURE || comic
#gabe tries not to be gay for at least 1 second and fails miserably: a comic#wow#actually i enjoyed making this a lot!!!#maybe ill do more someday aghhh#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#rice's art
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Long distance besties. This definitely happened after the third movie (source: trust me bro)
Based on this

#anyways time to yap in the tags 😋☝️#but first ummmm lemme just tag some shit#how to train your dragon#httyd#httyd hiccup#hiccup haddock#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#toothless#httyd toothless#ok i think that its done#anyways this definitely happaned after the dragons left like just trust me bro 🙏🙏🙏🙏#omfg i wanted to make this with hijack as well cause lol. do you get it. they're long distance LOLOLOL#maybe i will make it who knows. is it weird to make the same art trend with different characters??#OH WAIT FORGOT ANOTHER TAG#hicctooth#is this the duo name for them#or is it called#hictooth#doesnt matter. what matters is that theyre literally the definition of platonic soulmates bro#like wtf i love them#sorry for making them look miserable i didnt meant for them to look lile that 😭😭😭😭#omg with that being said#BROOOOOO I AM NOT GONNA DRAW DRAGONS ANYMORE IM DONEEEEE HOW DO YOU DRAW DRAGONS 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏#anyways first attempt do you like it. SAY YES RIGHT NOW#if you read this much till the end you need to kiss me rn muah muah muah#also say i did a good job at making them look like cookies like#say it rn#okie bye byeeeeee#I FORGOT TO ADD HIS BRAID IM GONNA KMSSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#omg i failed
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Can I... talk about the theory that winners help craft the next game?
Because, and I really can not say this enough, it puts So Much into perspective.
Everything starts out Normal. Three lives, simple, cut and dry, there hasn't been a winner yet. No one to help craft the game. (And there's something to be said about how simple it really was. Not even a real expectation of the world becoming pvp or combative. No idea of the war to come)
Then Grian wins. The green killer, the man who vowed his first life to the one whose life he took. The next game the boogie man is born. A mechanic that allows and, in fact, demands, a green kill. People can trade lives back and forth, currency and debt wrapped up in one. (can we still be friends? Said the red partner. A life time later and reds are hostile, alone. Maybe it's an answer: No. Not anymore)
Scott wins this time. He refuses to play the game. He will not kill his team, he will love and he will do so fiercely and with all of himself. The next game people are attached through to their very souls. Every bit of damage to one soul is done to its twin. There is no boogeyman. (There is no way for a widow to be left without their love)
Pearl wins and she wins a blood bath. Spent the game draped in red, only wolves for company. Sitting in her tower, shivering in ice, maybe she wanted it to end. To see where it would. Limited life rewards you for killing, limited life has a clock tick tick ticking down, you always no how long you have. A curse yes, but a blessing too.
Now It's Martyn's turn.
And what a turn it is.
Keep your secrets, says the disloyal man, keep them well. Everything hurts, everything Matters, says the man fracturing with every loss. (What if we could love each other without hurting? Says The Hand, who never wanted to be coated in blood)
More importantly, Martyn has always seen the watchers below the surface. Now, they're right here in front of him. Something that could almost... be rebelled against, no? Something that someone else could finally point to and say: hey, hey isn't that familiar?
#Also funny that most winners have an immediate problem with the game following#Grian being given only two lives at the start#Scott breaking up with his soulmate#Martyn pulling an absolute Wet Cat and failing miserably at secret life#Pearl did fine#limited life#life series#secret life#trafficblr#grian#scott smajor#martyn inthelittlewood#pearlescentmoon#3rd life#last life#traffic life#ignore the number of parenthesis#and also tags
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I thought this game didn't have random encounters!
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#deltarune#undertale#utdr#crossover comic#crossver comic#comic#twin runes comic#twin runes#twinrunes au#chara#susie#first a living labyrinth and now facehugger masks#what the heck is this place#i hope they don't have any weird quirks#oh who am i kidding#of course they will#but ngl i love writing susie and chara's dynamic#they're just constantly trying to bully each other#and failing miserably at it
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Don't worry guys they'll play along with the press for like 10 minutes and then they'll take over the world
ref under cut

#stobotnik#oh god this was supposed to be simple meme art#but then i got carried away hehe#i think this was done before#but after sonic 3 its even better so enjoy<3#sonic movie#dr robotnik#agent stone#eggspresso#sonic movie 3#sonic#sonic 3#dr eggman#eggman#i tried to go with brighter palette this time#failed miserably ahahahah#my art
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we all love the shooting arc but i’m genuinely never getting over “are you hurt?”… you mean to tell me eddie diaz was shot, bleeding out, barely conscious, and he saw some blood on buck and only cared if buck’s okay? and don’t even get me started on buck and the fact that he actually had to look down on himself to see if he’s hurt because he didn’t even think about himself for a second. he only cared about one thing and it was almost taken from him on the street in broad daylight
#can you tell i’m watching survivors rn#buddie be normal about each other challenge#failed miserably#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buddie#911 abc
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when everyone's life literally depends on you but you're just a girl

#steven universe#as u can see i was trying REALly hard to replicate Rebecca's artstyle#and somehow not failing miserably???#pink diamond#su pink diamond#my art#fanart#doodle
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Language divides and building bridges.
Elesa’s feeling homesick. Emmet, bless his heart, tries to help by infodumping while Ingo frantically runs off to find water (crying is a very dehydrating experience).
((Would you look at that! The kids are picking up kantonese and galarian from each other!))
BONUS:

Heh. Callback.
Want to see more? Here’s the masterpost for submas!
#not Emmet trying to say Electric in kantonian and failing miserably#meanwhile Ingo gets it within the first five seconds (what a MOOD)#wow ingo ur so good at languages! hope this doesnt come into play later when you get sent to a foreign island chain far in the past!#(sweats)#anyways LOOK THE PATRATS AND PACHIRISU ARE FINALLY BECOMING FRIEND FRIENDS#I CAN DRAW SHENANIGANS AGAIN WHEEEEEE#BUT also... callback to the library comic where Emmet and Elesa talk about Leaning on Friends for Help... hehehehhough#elesa did in fact get that from somewhere yes#it's this. she got it from this interaction. from two people who decided to care about her for some reason#and so she decides to care back#(little rat dog barking noise) anyways back to tagging!#pokemon#art#sketchbook#submas#myart#fanart#pokemon ingo#subway boss ingo#submas comic#elesa#pokemon leader elesa#kid submas#nimbasa trio#blitzle#tynamo#ingo#emmet#subway master kudari#subway master nobori
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#tsom#the sound of music#christopher plummer#julie andrews#whistlecone#georg x maria#my art#please dont repost#hehe#7 children ????#to make fren's life miserable#and paint all of them#im dead#i wanted to draw the kids and show how overwhelmed georg is#he's trying his best (failing)#he can't control these personalities#here comes maria to the rescue#and to smooch him
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I've never been more normal in my life.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#Both LWJ and JZX are failing so miserably at the deception check in this scene.#The maneuvers are wild. I am putting them into a petri dish.#LWJ yelling at the guy he's madly infatuated with. Who is earnestly asking what's wrong and trying to bridge the gap between you.#Absolute fumble. No wonder WWX is fully convinced this guy hated him. LWJ was dropping all the wrong signs.#No really. If you have a fraught relationship with someone and they yell at you -#-You can't really walk back from that. All you can do is go 'Oh I make this person *miserable* huh?' and leave them be.#And JIN ZIXUAN. My GUY. What were you doing here? Was it nerves?#Like go you for knowing so many snake facts (that is real by the way I didn't make that up).#And true. Some people really do go wild for knowledge dumps. I am assigning JYL as one of those people. To help him recover the fumble.#JZX being a little bit (a lot bit) lame is probably the best thing for his character. I like him just a bit more for this.
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they are catching up…probably…probably in another universe
I love the idea that Blurr and Drift are both good listeners, but they’re also yapper #1 and yapper #2.
#drift#blurr#transformers#maccadam#sneaking dratchet into this#tf idw#tf fanart#transformers idw#tf drift#tf blurr#maccadams#idw blurr#idw drift#my art#sorry it’s blurry I changed the color more than I’d like to admit#the light on the left side is actually my attempt at writing cybertronian letters and fail miserably
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feeling random so um
TAG ONE PERSON WHO YOU THINK DESERVES THE WORLD AND WHO YOU LOVE VERY MUCH
(can be platonic or romantic love, feel free to specify)
and to the person being tagged...
YOU ARE SO LOVED, YOU DESERVE THE WORLD, AND HAVE A FANTABULOUS DAY
obvi my tag is my bf <3 @choucon
JOIN THE TRAIN PEOPLE
#lol this might fail miserably#did i start this just to tell my boyfriend this?#perhaps#but also positive shit and whatnot lol
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sashisu undercover mission time, or no curse au if you prefer
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#satoru gojo#suguru geto#shoko ieiri#gego#stsg#satosugu#my art#i like fics where they're all friends and go on missions together a lot#especially ones where they gotta pretend to be normal™️ and fail miserably#or they go and its like a little break and they forget to do the mission alskdk
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woof woof
#tried to draw p3 and p4 but failed miserably so u get this instead#his sweater and shirt combo is so cute so peak#not immune to dog dude. he is a nervous creature#postal#postal dude#postal 1997#postal 1 dude#my art#artists on tumblr
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Worlds WORST siblings


#they tell ppl they are fraternal twins to fuck with them#they r each others wingman but in a bad way where they fail miserably all the time#everytime kunikida makes them do something they don’t want to they say he is discriminating against ex mori prodigies#they r going to complain to HR (they don’t have hr)#somehow pulled kouyou ozaki and chuuya nakahara#I could go on and on about them#I ❤️ u yosano akiko and dazai osamu#yosano akiko#bsd#dazai osamu#bsd dazai#bsd yosano#bungou stray dogs
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