#<- cutest mfer around

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Sully Family stranger things au: interracial married couple Jake and Neytiri moves their mixed raced Family to Indiana Hawkins were their kids gets mixed up with a strange kid who escaped from a lap called spider

OH BITCH, okay, what a fun little idea.

As a person with taste, the first season of Stranger Things is the best and I'll probably just focus on that. Idk if you want to stay in the 80s, because if you do, their family is NOT treated well. Freak adopted Autistic coded Kiri, my-emotions-are-too-big-for-me biracial Lo'ak, and nerd biracial Neteyam who keeps hanging out with his younger siblings all the time? Weirdos. EVEN MORE SO if Neytiri is an immigrant and Jake is in a wheelchair, god, this poor 80's Reagan era suburban town can't handle them at all. What's one more freak, right?

So, I'm thinking that Neytiri is a lawyer involved with human rights abuses, her and Jake are passionate advocates ever since the war crimes that occurred in Neytiri's home country that Jake was a witness to and was injured during. Neytiri is a passionate speaker and advocate, while Jake tends to be on the sidelines more, preferring to counsel victims one on one and aid in physical therapy. They move to Indiana after someone broke into their house and tried to attack Neytiri. She didn't want to leave, but Jake convinced her to do her work mostly remotely until the older three kids graduate.

Before I go on, who's gonna be our Mike in this story?? Which Sully child is going to fall instantly in love with Spider on sight? We must decide.

[allofuswantgwinam]

someone tell me to stop being a pussy and give the gas station guy my # tomorrow

[ihave-atummyache]

3 way with ur roomie, hey roomie

ot8 blurb/imagine

stray kids

just my personal thoughts on the topic of ur skz!bf sharing u with another member (;

1.5 words

just hard thoughts i guess? idk im just horny and thinking

bang chan:

would share u with seungmin.

i feel like they would have very different approaches to how they are intimate, however, they both very much so give off brat tamer vibes in my opinion! i think seungmin would be more of a hard!dom brat tamer and chan would be more of a soft!dom brat tamer or even like more of an emotional brat tamer than a physical one. in the context that seungmin would spank you, smack you, spit on you, degrade you, chan would rather have you write that youre sorry 100 times on a piece of paper. im sorry its hot idk dont ask me!

i think their dynamic would work well together because they are so opposite but also so similar that it would be really easy to break you.

also they both would definitely love to see you cry. idk thats what theyre saying!!

lee know:

would share u with chan.

okay, hear me out. i know most people would think that he would share you with jisung but i so disagree!! minho is a possessive, jealous, mfer (hot). that being said, he is also basically joined at the hip with jisung and when you come around, its probably quite often the three of you together.

i dont think minho could stand the idea of you being around someone 24/7 that has seen you naked and felt every inch of you. hes sooo jealous.

but!! i think minchan would make for a great time tbh. theyre both so strong and yummy that it could get really rough, fast!! they're both very conscious of your body and how it is reacting to everything and they work in perfect tandem to make sure youre having a good time :p

you definitely cum so many times you can’t walk by the end of it all!

oh! and they both have greatttt stamina so i can just imagine you guys going at it for hours and hours.

most likely to have been made self indulgently, fueled by my own personal desires.

-on my knees for minchan.

changbin:

would share u with hyunjin.

changbin is so obsessed with hyunjin and its the cutest thing in the world. he thinks he can never be more obsessed with anyone but then, he meets you!

the idea of the two people he adores most in the world being intimate with him at the same time??? hot. hot hot hot. i also think that binnie is such a visual person. seeing you and hyunjin together is probably just pure art in his eyes.

i think that it would actually be super intimate. it would definitely not be something that happens often or casually. it probably happened one night on accident and it was a lot more intimate and intense than you all figured it would be.

changbin and hyunjin definitely kiss while they eiffel tower u. im sORRY!

hyunjin:

would share u with felix.

hyunjin loves felix so much. we all know this. i think that it would be very important that you and felix get along for hyunjin to make the relationship work.

honestly, it wouldnt surprise me if hyunjin were to make you two meet before you meet anyone else. he just values lix's opinion so much and its so cute. with that being said, i think that the idea of sharing you would kind of come naturally.

you and felix have GREAT chemistry and i think it would be hyunjin that suggests it. you three are probably sitting around the table or in the living room and he's just listening to you and felix talk and then he just speaks up with something stupid and hyunjin-like, for example: 'do you wanna have a threesome. like us three?' and obviously you and felix are quite surprised but after it being talked about, youre all down.

felix is probably a little softer in bed and i imagine hyunjin being the same way, except if he get particularly worked up. i imagine sex with hyunjin is usually pretty intimate and more like love-making. he is just such a romantic and values intimacy so much.

theres probably a lot of you receiving great head from the two boys and a LOT of kissing. and they have such nice lipshshshsjash

u definitely have a few bruises left as a reminder.

han:

would share u with minho.

okay okay okay so

im sensing the dynamic of minho actually not really participating and youre both kind of submissive BECAUSE voyeur minho>>>>

him telling jisung exactly how he should touch you or what he should say to you and then he gets all frustrated when jisung doesnt do it right and pushes him out the way and is like 'do it like this' and then showing him exactly how its done.

you're definitely being treated like an object more than a person and it's embarrassingly just that much hotter. i feel like jisung would follow every one of minho's commands without much thought. he trusts him whole heartedly even when it comes to you.

when you do actually have sex with both of them, it’s probably super rough. i feel like jisung would feed off minho’s energy and try to match it, yk?

felix:

would share you with changbin.

okay....hear me out! why do i lowk feel like you could dom changbin and felix so well.... and theyre so muscly and like masculine but you can get them both on their knees for you????? HOT

anyways, felix trust changbin a lot and he has said that changbin is his ideal type in men so... youre his ideal type, changbin is his ideal type, felix is in heaven.

a lot of praise from you has them both flustered and blushing and like putty in the palm of your hand. they could definitely dom you too tho!!! dont get me wrong.

manhandled, thrown up against a wall, rough, marked up, the works. they would probably hold you up at an insane angle so they can both fuck into you at the same time. some crazy karma sutra shit. i think they would be the first ones out of all these duos that would be found out. the way that changbin just suddenly gets a lot closer and touchier with you and the way the three of you would interact, it would be suspicious

most likely to end up in a poly relationship, methinks!

seungmin:

would share u with i.n.

THATS HIS BRO FR.

"seungmin, how do i make a girl cum with my fingers?"

"i can show u better than i can tell u"

and thats how you end up sprawled out on the bed getting edged over and over and over until you can barely feel your body!

"no angle your hand like this, there you go! you feel how this pretty pussy just clenched around you? thats good"

"you could probably make her squirt, she does all the time"

seungmin's words would be filthy. actually talking like youre just a sex doll that they can use for their own pleasure. i.n would probably often return and ask you and seungmin different questions and then youre all in the bedroom

he just happens to be more of a visual learner is all!

least likely to become poly, methinks! im under the impression that out of everyone, seungmin and jeongin would be the two that are most likely to keep things platonic. i think these would also be the most likely two members that have a friend with benefits and genuinely never catches feelings, yk?

okay and maybe it's just my own personal hand kink.... but they both have such fucking pretty hands like oh my goshdmsmshx put them down my throat pls!

i.n:

would share u with jisung.

tbh i think jeongin would be the most likely to share you with multiple members (maybe at the same time but uh anyways) but him and jisung just work.

jeongin is genuinely sooooo fond of jisung and you can just tell. he takes good care of jisung, even though he's younger and i think he trusts him a lot.

however, i think there could be a crazy dynamic here...

dom i.n x sub hannie x sub you?????

why is that kind of hot... and you all know im a big advocate for dom!han but i imagine him being a softer dom, at least a lot softer than jeongin. i.n and minho seem like they would be very similar in their dom ways.

i just cant imagine jeongin being a sub!!! like he IS an aquarius…lets not forget.

him and han’s dynamic is very silly and you can tell that they love each other dearly and feel very safe with one another. like they’re very much themselves around one another. i think thats why han would be able to sub to jeongin. and the irony of him being younger and he’s bossing him around… he would dig. jisung a freak!

han is a certified pussy addict. he eats coochie off the bone!! im imagining you sat back against i.n’s chest and jisung is between your legs just devouring and jeongin has his fingers practically gagging you omg i gtg N O

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

MORE Spider Society Headcanons

Halloween: Spiderween

First of all: DECORATIONS??????

The ENTIRE campus done up with jack-o'-lanterns and lights and smoke machines and COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SPIDERWEBS for the Spooky vibes???!!!

Spider decorations EVERYWHERE. From October 1st.

There's a haunted house on campus - filled with volunteers AND REALLY REALLY good jumpscare holograms made by Lyla

The food court starts serving Halloween specific food. Like a Vampire Miguel Milkshake at McMiguels.

COSTUMES??!!! COSTUMES BUT OVER THE SUITS.

TRICK OR TREATING Some people stay home at their universe and people portal over for candy and they get to see a glimpse of your universe

Or you get to hop universe to universe dressed like a Spider-person dressed like a giraffe. And since it's Halloween, it's fine if a bunch of Spider-people are running around dressed ridiculous because so is everyone else on most Earth's, Miguel's like 'yeah sure okay'

BIG BONUS POINTS if they dress up like ANOTHER Spider-person but like... Still over the suit.

Like wearing the crappy costume Miles had over your actual suit and 'acting' like someone else.

And EVERY TIME you see someone dressed as you, or wearing the same costume -

You know what you must to do.

One year Hobie comes as Ben Reilly. All dressed up in punk but with a blue hoodie crop top to match . He spends the whole day wailing about the harrowing memories and crouching on ledges. Dramatically collapsing in people's arms

Is your Spidersona small? Imagine them dressed as Miguel. Walking around acting and irritated and fake angry and DOING THIS TO MIGUEL

Miguels like 'are you serious? Cut that out-'

"aRe yOu SeRiOuS?? cUt ThAt OuT'

(and Lyla's like 'oooo that was good. They sound JUST like you Migs')

Lyla being a very popular costume

A bunch of Spider-people wearing fur coats and heart glass and they just decide to spend the whole day being useless to Miguel.

Which LYLA ADORES SHE'S LOVES ATTENTION

They all lounge around on all the seats like her, some even in bob cut wigs, and they follow Miguel and trying to get selfies with him LMAO

The Lyla with the cutest or funniest Miguel selfie gets put in the Campus newspaper

MJs A POPULAR ONE TOO -

ALL the lazy Spider-people wanna throw a red party city wig over their suit and be like 'I'm MJ'. NO YOU'RE NOT.

Or some will even wear their MJ's clothes. Walking around calling everybody, Tiger. (Mayday gets the joke - they're supposed to be her mom - she thinks it's HILARIOUS and giggles the whole day)

Sidebar - can you image Gwen with a wig over her suit BUT LIKE under her hood??? SO SHE WOULDN'T LOOK BALD?? I'M SCREAMING AIRPOD LOOKING AHH

VILLAIN COSTUMES - Spider people dressed as Doc Ock over their suits, coming in with fish bowls on their head and going 'Look, I'm Mysterio!! Lol'

While the caged villains are looking at them like

('y'all mfers got a lotta nerve')

I bet some people get REALLY REALLY into it and go all out, designing everything to a T. (Like the perfectionist!pavitr)

Some friends even do joint costumes - WebSlinger makes a costume for Willow so they match. Hobie does all his costumes DIY and it's like the ONE thing on campus he participates in.

Because he loves the DIY spirit. And the chance to mock his bosses on company hours.

Goes ALL IN on him and Gwen's (he wants to match) costumes. Or maybe he doesn't participate cause-

What's even better is people 'Punkifying' their suit to be like Spider-punk is a popular costume too!!

They throw together their own vest and jeans and jewelry and boots. And follow Hobie around, hands in pockets, and they all act all cool and fake punk all day , Hobie hams up the act for the occasion

Hobie of course weaponizes this by annoying Miguel with his 'clones'.

Ten Hobies outside his office sturming untuned guitars REALLY badly and Hobies likes 'Keep it up you !! U sound great!!'

Miguel's office full of Hobies and Lylas, Last year Margo went as Jess and Jess was touched

Then there's some Spider-people that are broke as hell. But since they all have top tier humor they make the intentionally cheap or out of the closet costumes. that ends up being stupidly hilarious.

Like wearing boxes and drawing a Spider-suit on it. Boom - Lego Spider-man.

Sometimes people might wear their makeshift suit over their new suit. So like a Spider-person having this as their costume OVER their suit

And arguably the funniest of them all - having a really elaborate overdone homemade costume of a specific hero on campus, and everyone is like woah so cool have they seen you in it yet?

And you take off the costume mask... And it's just you... AS YOURSELF Like it's just the same mask underneath LIKE A HAT ON A HAT

THERE'S SO MANY POSSIBILITIES THIS JUST BRINGS ME JOY

But the ONLY TWO THINGS YOU CAN'T DRESS AS AT ALL-

Venom and Deadpool.

Venom is too risky. Deadpool is not allowed on campus and if THE REAL ONES seen they have to evacuate and deploy the capture team cause he gets too excited (you'd be surprised of what one man is capable of in the need of Spider-attention)

Anything else is fine though-

CAN YOU SEE IT ARE YOU SEEING SPIDERWEEN????? HUH

[floralflytrap]

Gekko, Phoenix and Yoru with Photographer S/O | HEADCANONS

Word Count: 500+ I love photography as a hobby and thought yknow what, a photographer reader is so cute! love love love <3

PHOENIX

He loves the fact that you are into photography

After seeing your photography he begs asks very kindly for you to take photos of him for social media

Loves seeing the collection of cameras you have stocked up

He asks for cute couple photos all the time

You definitely take multiple photos with a Polaroid camera just for him x

You have a collection of pictures of him during training, which he has NO clue you have

He always says you should look at putting your photographs in competitions, to which you show him photos of you at the ones you’ve won, which is a substantial amount.

He’s proud that his partner is so damn talented and will 100% flaunt that

“Yo, have you heard about y/n? THE best photographer ever!”

You should be proud that he’s so proud of you <3

He saves all the photos that have fire incorporated into them in a folder called “FIRE PICZ 🔥🔥” like the loser he is

Your favourite photo of him is one you took while he was setting up the fire place. He truly looks good in warm, golden lighting.

GEKKO

First he asked about the Polaroid photos you owned

You showed him your cameras and showed him how to use the Polaroid camera

His first photo with it was a shaky one of you (it immediately went into your phone case as soon as it developed)

Absolutely loves doing photoshoots with his buddies! Wingman is a natural at modelling!

You start printing out photos and make a scrapbook as a gift for Gekko

This man bawled like a baby when he saw it

You always sneak the cutest photos of him! Gekko is naturally photogenic, a fact that you VERY much value

He is your muse <3

Asks you to send the photos you take for photo dumps online, to which he always tags you

He starts randomly gifting you a shit ton of camera equipment? Like out of NOWHERE, and it wasn’t even compatible with your cameras. But it was the gesture that counted, right?

“Y/n! I’ve got a surprise for you, close your eyes!”

Turns out he actually bought you a whole new, flashy camera.

You cherished it, and used it so much (RIP old cameras, you had a good life)

The man received many smooches <3

Y’all also definitely have multiple polaroids of the two of you smooching

Your favourite photo of him is one where he is napping on the couch surrounded by his creatures. He looked so peaceful, and that is very beautiful to you.

YORU

Was taken aback when he first saw you walking around with a camera

‘I’ve been dating this person and never noticed this whole ass camera? The fuck?’

Was “grumpy” when he saw the secret photos you took of him

He actually loved him, especially since you captured his good side

He loves the photos you take of him at casual locations and on dates

LITERALLY OBSESSED WITH THEM!

Makes them his profile picture

Although he hates you lovingly for the folder he found on your phone called “yoru eyeliner pics���

He will go through the shared folder you set up of your photos and look at them and smile because wow you’ve taken your time to set all this up and take these photos.

He feels special

Will be so chill about it to your face though, you don’t need to know he’s obsessed with the photos

Borrowed lipstick one time and told you to put it on and kiss him for a photo.

Those photos become PINNED ON HIS DAMN SOCIAL MEDIA

Cheeky mfer, that's why you love him though xx

Your favourite photo of him is one you took when he was waiting at the traffic lights after it had just rained. The way he looked surrounded by the city and lights reflected in the puddles on the road and sidewalk? To die for.

Thank you so much for reading <3

[dreamyautumns]

TWST G/T Headcanons go brrr

🍒Ace Trappola ~ The only human in this shvt. He’s wondering what the hell is happening with all the giants and tinies and is casually watching the world around him burn around. He’s constantly messing with Deuce (if he’s giant) trying to get him mad to the point he’ll will destroy half of Heartslabyul with a single punch. Ace LIVES to get this mfer in trouble and he can get away with it cause “he couldn’t possibly cause so much destruction anyways" since he's a regular human. Definitely the main catalyst for any giant related destruction.

🥚Deuce Spade ~ Giant 100%. He would be so clumsy. Half of Heartslabyul is destroyed before the end of the week every month (it’s Ace’s fault). He would be so sweet to Yuu but he’d grab them unintentionally roughly. He apologizes like crazy if he squashes something or is close to stepping on someone. Main objective? Protect his friends and stop anyone trying to hurt them.

💭Cater Diamond ~ Sizeshifting Cater. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk. But seriously, Cater just being super little one moment for the perfect camera shot while sitting on a flower. Next moment, he's towering over the dom, angling his phone to get a good picture while sitting on the roof. He'll just snatch tiny Trey and Riddle up and randomly take pictures with them. Super affectionate with Yuu as well. He'll just grab them in his hands and nuzzle them with the biggest smile over his face.

🍀Trey Clover ~ Hear me out on giant Trey. He's just baking in his kitchen and he looks down to see Yuu trying to sneak a lick off his mixing spoons and spatulas. He's gotta be sure that no one's accidentally getting baked into his pies and whatnot because that'd be SUPER bad. He typically carries people on his hat so they can spectate whatever he's making. He loves having Riddle in the kitchen and constantly messes with him, whether it be blowing flour in his face or booping his nose with a tiny scoop of strawberry jam.

🌹Riddle Rosehearts ~ He is actually so tiny coded it is INSANE. The tiny tyrant who sits upon Trey's hat and yells at his students. He'll know if you break a rule because he's quite literally listening from the walls. He could be in your room and you'd never even know he was there. He'll announce the opening of unbirthday parties by sitting atop his little dollhouse sized throne and using an itty bitty microphone Cater bought from the store.

🪨Jack Howl ~ Giant Jack + fluffy tail = pure happiness. He's just. So protective over Yuu and he's insanely sweet. If you give him a lil smooch he'll actually think you were the cutest thing on planet Earth.

🪵Ruggie Bucchi ~ Tiny hyena who "borrows" stuff from others (he's a lil sneak). He can get away with stuff too because of his size. He'll just casually sneak into your dorm room and take whatever little scraps he can find. Leona's had to go out and find him if he ever needs little favors from him but has almost accidentally stepped on him one too many times because of how good Ruggie is at hiding.

🦁Leona Kingscholar ~ Giant Leona is actually so perfect WHAT. He's just sleeping over his entire dorm, leaning his head against the terrain outside and flicking his tail, kicking up sand from the ground. Magishift training is even better since Leona can coach his players and all he'd have to do is stand up to be eye level with those flying on broomsticks.

⚡️Floyd Leech ~ I'd say giant Floyd, but lord KNOWS what kinda BS he'd pull. He'll just. Pluck Riddle out the window and tease him. If he's not in a good mood, he'll probably smash stuff and laugh when the "tiny minnows" get mad at him. Such a chaotic giant.

🪼Jade Leech ~ Tiny Jade is an absolute MUST. He'll just go inside his little terrariums and see his mushrooms from a better perspective. He'll easily be able to observe nature and it's just perfect for him.

🐙Azul Ashengrotto ~ Listen; Giant mermaid Azul, Tiny human Azul. I say this because in game, it's actually implied that Azul is a WHOLE lot bigger in his mermaid form than his human form. i'd believe it, given how big octopi IRL can become. Then you have a tiny Azul who's the boss of two giant eels. You violated your contract? Say goodbye and get squished at his command. Tiny restaurant owner and the grand mastermind of the contract scandal in Book 3. Everyone's just baffled that they were swindled by a tiny octopus.

⚱️Kalim Al-Asim ~ Giant Kalim. Clumsy giant good. Jamil has HAD IT with his BS and will advocate for replacing him as their Dorm Leader. Kalim's not trying to be bad, and he's actually so sweet. He'll just observe his dorm mates from the window's of the building's towers. He'll watch the others fly around on his magic carpet. He would pick Yuu up and hold them close to him as he lays down and points out all the stars in the sky. He'd be the perfect cuddle buddy; all you have to do is ask, and you're already sleeping in the crook of his neck as he sits down and holds you close.

🦂Jamil Viper ~ Sizeshifting Jamil W. Jamil who's tiny one moment, and giant the next. He'll get really big in order to handle certain tasks or to stop Kalim from doing something that could potentially hurt him. I just imagine him picking Kalim up from the back of his shirt and dangling him in midair while lecturing him.

🍎Epel Felmier ~ The infamous tiny who's been trying to escape Pomefiore. He's almost had a bunch of successful attempts, but Vil just picks him up by his collar and scolds him for trying to run off again. Epel's dorm escapes are gossiped about around the whole dorm. He's constantly being doted on by his fellow dorm mates (he absolutely hates it). He's challenged Vil to a fight and got flattened under his thumb (he's ok [I think] for now!).

🏹Rook Hunt ~ Giant Rook Hunt so true. He's so SNEAKY. It's crazy how someone his height is able to get around without so much as a booming footstep or a loud sigh. He's quietly observing all the student from clever hiding spots (though his hat gives him away sometimes). He'll carry Vil wherever he needs to go and is so polite, always watching where he walks.

🪞Vil Schoenheit ~ Giant Vil Giant Vil Giant Vil. I NEED him to push over billboards with Neige's face on them. He'll sit on the sides of buildings and pose for photo shoots. He's a giant with a rivalry for a tiny foe (his tiny foe has no idea a giant wants him gone). Makeup products for him are so big he has to store them in a warehouse separate from the school.

🎮Idia Shroud ~ Tiny Idia for sure. He hides amongst his anime figurines whenever Riddle comes banging on the door to drag him to the next Dorm Leader meeting. Tiny Idia making little inside jokes like "I just ate a whole chip today I'm stuffed" and the other person opposite the screen just thinks it's a joke (they don't know they're playing with a 5 inch-tall gamer).

🧿Ortho Shroud ~ Giant mecha Ortho VS itty bitty robot Ortho. Idia just controls Ortho from a cockpit in his room and goes around jumpscaring people (Ortho has to tell him to quit it or he'll grab him out his room and force him to socialize). Then there's tiny Ortho who just. Zooms around like a lil bug. His flying sounds like a mosquito but he's going around helping students whenever he can.

🐊Sebek Zigvolt ~ Human Sebek in a world of chaos much like Ace. He's trying to protect Malleus but Malleus is usually the one who ends up protecting HIM. Sebek making speeches about how powerful and big Malleus is and just getting absolutely spooked whenever one of his giant classmates comes tapping on the window.

⚔️Silver ~ Giant Silver SUPER BIG YES. Sleepy giant who just clocks out whenever he lays against something. Lilia's constantly flying around trying to get his attention and Silver just swats at him like a fly sometimes. He's finally big enough to tell Sebek to stop messing with him (he's accidentally squished Sebek with his head after falling asleep and tumbling over). Silver who is just so sweet and has tiny little birds nestling on his head.

🦇Lilia Vanrouge ~ A tiny, itty bitty terror. He flies around and scares the kids in the dorm and around campus and laughs. He's able to slip through fingers while flying so he can't be grabbed so easily. Lilia's also REALLY fast. He'll go speeding across the hall in a little green sparkle and hide behind Sebek whenever an angry student is chasing him. Peepaw that lives in a dollhouse and sits on the rocking chair, telling Silver stories at night whenever he's trying to sleep.

🐉Malleus Draconia ~ This is SO painfully obvious, but giant Malleus FTW. He just plucks Yuu out of Ramshackle and flies into the sky. He holds them close to him and rambles to them about his gargoyles and the stars. Malleus who causes the ground to shake whenever he moves or gets angry. His voice is so deep it carries across the ground and shakes the heavens. He's so imposing that no one dares go near him or the little human he's acquired. He adores Yuu and will take them with him wherever he goes. Giant Malleus who smashes the Bell Tower during Glorious Masquerade in a fit of rage against Rollo, for even TRYING to hurt his Child of Man. He's so strong he could probably lift Ramshackle dorm clean off the ground with his hand. He would probably even be able to grow his size even bigger so that he towers over NRC. He'd be unstoppable as a giant, but he'd always be so sweet to his human friend.

[t4tpumpkinduo]

STARSCREAM 👊 and megatron

WOWWWW HI HANDSOME ycome here often omg♡♡♡ anything for you forever wow are you single can i shoot my shot please please please please please please please please pl

• how i feel about this character:

STARTING W STARSCREAM since that's what she would want ☝️ i like her so so bad she's like easily skyrocketed to my top ten characters of all time list. he's my hater he's my silly goose he's my mass murderer he's my baby cat lost in the rain that everyone bullies for no reason AT ALL she's a murderer. fantastic in every version and she should kill more people smile

• all the people i ship romantically with this character:

whale......i must admit that i'm so so fond of megastar what a DEEPLY FUNNY and weird dynamic. yes i hate you sm yr annoying yr always trying to kill me yr my special little second in command above anybody and you're the main one i choose to WIELD ME IN MY GUN FORM? MY MOST VULNERABLE? yes i hate you so bad i will usurp you i will wield you at your most vulnerable with no issues and completely turn my back on my old life and closest friend for HARMING YOU AND OUR CAUSE??? shut up bro they should keep being weird and maybe even eat eachother idk thts the dynamic i much prefer....like i just mentioned starop is also v v cute and i like starbee :] windstar. jetstar. maybe he can make out w smone else too idk sky's the limit

• non romantic otp:

TRINE NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD CUTEST IN THE WORLD ULTIMATE FOREVER. they should be annoying and attached at the hip and hitting eachother with steel beams i don't wanna hear anything else. in general ig starscream has sm enemies that this is a littol harder to expand upon in a way i want to but just insert a funny enemy dynamic here too. him and soundwave and shockwave all hating eachother for being mean smartasses and for megatron's approval is literally unstoppable

• unpopular opinion abt this character:

this isn't unpopular idk what my unpopular onion would even be the tf fandom too vast...i do think she's transfem like on a v textual level smile go my hater (second scarab reference) she's uhh trigender transfem :] to me. boy girl smthing else. i also think it's wack how often she's treated as uniquely evil fr sm shit other characters do all the time. wahhh she's so cowardly in g1 UNLIKE G1 MEGATRON? 😭 she's so evil unlike shockwave the serial torturer. and don't even get me started w skybound lately the soundwave glaze is like killing me. legit seeing people i go i can't believe starscream did this 🥺 unlike soundwave my inoccent hearted sweetpea. YOU MEAN THE GUY DOING THE SAME THINGS NEXT TO HER? rock w thundercracker if you want what yr imagining. don't speak don't piss me off. get mad at her for sm shit she actually did.

• one thing i wish would/had happened in canon:

idk :] kindness and respect. for her. also she should make out w more people. also also i think she should become legitimate lord of cybertron and she ends up doing a pretty good job like she's still vain and wants a lot of praise but people give it to her because she like Is doing well for the planet. the only true ending i'll accept

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NEXT UP 💪 MY FREAK OF THE HOUR 🤖

• how i feel about this character:

I LIKE HER TERRIBLY what a weirdo :] well written great presence another banger of a character who's staple in pop culture is well earned. go my radicalized exploited class

• all the people i ship romantically with this character:

again megastar weirdness prevails for me that's my numbah one...megaop also fantastic which i mentioned before uhh her shit with rodimus is interesting frm what i hear. i do think he's a bit of a prude in general yk has a kinda ohh i'm so BUSY being a WARLORD i won't stoop to your gay bar visits starscream but that mfer is lying for sure...i think he gets around but his romantic partner style rotation is like 3 people yk how it is on cybertron

• non romantic otp:

i ♡ decepticons deeply funny group of people all standing in a circle watching acid melt through the floor it's fantastic. rodimus and those freaks are apparently v interesting as well and i'm excited to read it :]

• unpopular opinion abt this character:

UHHH idk again idk how unpopular you can get in this big ass fanbase w sm versions but again again. i prefer when the conflict is more equal and not just yk dictator blahblah thts just my preference. me saying bring back his gun form is also not an unpopular onion erm....he's bigender he/she.

• one thing i wish would/had happened in canon:

again in my head my beautiful tf ending is things escalate they have to fight unicron that's their final arc thing and everybody has to join forces for the good of their people...they all win w massive casualties but in the ruins band together and THAT'S optimus' time to strike and they make out i mean make out i mean make up and yk all that. ithink he gets what sm would call a slap on the wrist for his war crimes but at this point who on cybertron hasn't shot at prisoners. and starscream makes him her advisor as like a weird power play thing and they spend meetings going no youuuuu don't know what yr talking abt. lollll ♡. and people go erm. should we be here. and she gets the cape from shattered glass that shit is heat.

[soulsilvers]

srry if you got asked beforehand (or your welcome since you love the kantrio alot as is) but what's your overall thoughts on how pokemas portrays leaf and her dynamic with the Homosexuals (said lovingly) feel to you if you've tried to see how it goes? personally i'm alright with it (i have a bias towards how you do her easily bc you just understand as someone who was nuts abt these three for literally 10+ years) and find it kinda amusing that they even try to get her role dealing with them gameplay wise aka red is always the hard hitter of things bc battle autism go brrr, blue is often put as support while meanwhile leaf is like "wow you mfers focus on one thing okay i'm going to have hard attacks but be able to heal and attempt some buffs" while in the background just gushing about how much she loves her eevee and how its the cutest; so she doesn't stand out alot but i have a still huge appreciation of her easily just wish there was y'know more without the other two being there 65% of the time

on my still unfinished but pretty lengthy already neocities shines i try to gather together EVERYTHING that kantrio canonically is and is implied to be, from all media thats gameverse. comes with some speculation bc once you get really invested youre gonna be SO pissed at how much unanswered questions there are lol. so thats one thing i direct people to.

i like that shes an all-around character as you pointed out! i had not paid attention to that cause yknow. i dont actually play pokemas bc its gacha brain poison, only seek all dialogue on the internet and all videos from absol-utely.

the protags regardless of gender, aside maybe from red, in pokemas are pretty much intentionally written to have these very "safe" unrisky personalities that couldnt possibly offend anyone with unique ideas for what theyre like. but id say pokemas leaf isnt ENTIRELY devoid of sauce as i was able to say a lot about her on the shrine. i like that while her friendship with red is sweet, she and green on the other hand are constantly beefing.

but yeah, im not necessarily opposed to leaf gushing over cute pokemon (i literally go crazy over certain breeds of little dogs myself) but it shouldnt be the only thing going on for her sooooo well.. tpc may or may not approve of my garbage-eating leaf who teaches children that anything is legal when cops arent around but hey that just makes her funnier and ill do it anyway #feminism

and make her less of a satellite that orbits around red and green. let her go on her own adventure with some other character (misty perhaps?) for once at least!

[hmshermitcraft]

Lovers to Enemies to Lovers

Impulse and Bdubs were running around being the cutest lovers in a section of the city where basically everyone is bitter and distrustful. On top of that, everyone around them started trying to kill each other for petty reasons. Bdubs had the bright idea to make Impulse spy on everyone and basically infiltrate all the factions.

The problem is Impulse was so good at it Bdubs(the guy who insisted Impy was the better one to do this) got convinced Impulse's loyalty shifted(and some might say Impulse deserves to after what Bdubs did to him), and when the smiling imp showed up at his door, loyalty as strong as ever, happily walking up to his love for praise about a job well done. Instead he got stabbed in the stomach while being called a traitor and had to run out of the house and to a hospital while.

For years, Impulse thought this betrayal was his fault cause he didn't assure Bdubs that he would never betray him ever. About a year before they see each other, Bdubs starts thinking it's his fault for not noticing all the attempts Impulse made to assure him he was loyal to the end. Bdubs also missed the insane loyalty Impulse showed after being with some of the most disloyal mfers around.

Eventually they wound up in a situation where they needed each other to survive, but Impulse was too scared to be loyal to Bdubs, and Bdubs thought he didn't deserve that level of loyalty.

If their love wasn't strong enough to survive the toxicity of the city, what could? They'd always talked about saving up and moving somewhere new. Somewhere they could have a small townhouse and maybe a pet and neighbours they smile at instead of hide from.

It's that dream they remember as they're forced back together. The future they could've had, but threw away. And it hurts, because every moment reminds Bdubs of why he fell in love with Impulse to begin with. Even though Impulse clearly distrusts him, is clearly keeping his distance, but he works with Bdubs regardless. He treats Bdubs with kindness he doesn't deserve.

Once they deal with this, Bdubs is going to give him that future. Impulse deserves a peaceful life away from all of this. And Bdubs deserves whatever comes to him here.

Yeah.

[delcakoo]

jake with a short gf ༉‧₊˚.

requested <3 ! jay ver ! hoon ver ! riki ver !

PAIRING ! jake x f!reader

GENRE ! fluff

WC ! 1.1k

WARNINGS ! absolutely none just jake being cute puppy bf

a/n: hoon ver is next, then riki according to my inbox jsdhdh! thank u for the req nonnie c:

AS ONE OF THE SHORTER MEMBERS

jake love love loves your height so much <333

he thinks you’re just the cutest and will take absolutely any chance he can to PICK YOU UP

need help reaching something?

instead of getting it for you, this boy will wrap his arms around your waist and lift you up so YOU can be the one to get it

then when you finally get it and he puts you down he’s like “lets gooo!! you did it princess, up top!!” *extremely loud high five*

if you’re literally just existing??

don’t question anything if you’re suddenly being raised into the air and spun around in circles while jake’s just giggling

and especially since your boyfriend doesn’t work out, this makes him feel very manly and strong so let him be 😞😞

this one is a bit annoying BUT

whenever you try to scold him he is totally unserious because lisTEN THE WAY YOU’RE LOOKING UP at hIM IT MAKES HIM ALL GIDDY iNSIDE 💔💔

“jake i’m serious, how the hell did you break my microwave?”

“uhh….😊”

“why the fuck are you smiling?!

he just giggles but quickly covers his mouth, “sorry angel, you just look so cute when you’re mad!”

you don’t know if you wanna punch him or give him a big hug because why is he adorable

and dw he buys you a new microwave before your tiny leg punts him to mars (he jokes that he wouldn’t even feel it ���mfer)

no matter where you are

even if you’re on in public this boy will absolutely give you endearing head pats

you’re just peacefully laying against your boyfriend’s chest in the skytrain

and suddenly he’s patting you like a cat or something

*extremely dramatic, slow head turn* “what’re you doing?”

“giving you pets!” jake replies with an innocent smile

you give him a disgusted glance, “...you’re lucky i love you.”

gets evEN MORE GIDDY AFTER YOU SAID THAT like a real pupPY

one of jake’s most favourite things on earth is when you wear his clothes <3

you just walk out from a shower with wet hair looking all hot and steamy

and as he’s about to jokingly wolf whistle from the bed like an idiot, his eyes fall to your figure being practically swallowed by HIS GREY HOODIE 🥹🥹

your little hands have formed the cutest sweater paws and even your knees are hidden by the bottom of the fabric and your boyfriend is just uwuing

“ahhhh my cute girl!! c’mereee!”

he’d then proceed to jump off the bed and run towards you, not giving you a second to protest before throwing you on the bed for cuddle time <33

“bub, i need to dry my hair”

“shhh, i’m more important aren’t i ?!”

what’re u gonna do

say no??? didn’t think so ❤️

also also

jake feels EXTRA protective of you due to your smallness :(

would if the wind is too strong and blows you away?!

when you guys are walking in a crowd.. oh boy

he has a GAME PLAN forming in his head

you are not going to be anymore than 3 centimetres from his body until you’re out of the stampede

he doesn’t actually tell you anything, you kinda just let him do what we wants as he pulls you right against his body and leads you with one hand against the small of your back

the other hand is tightened by his side in case anybody tries something

he’s ready to FIGHT

that’s a joke

this is jake he’d probably apologise if someone bumped into him BUT when it comes to you he’ll definitely be sending some harsh stares and frowns

“geez.. who do these tall people think they are??”

“you were right there! like, i get you’re pretty tiny but he should’ve been looking down too 😡!!”

*sends death glares at anyone who dares to shove into you and say ‘sorry, didnt see you down there’*

speaking of walks

if you are literally ever tired, do not be afraid to let him know !!

his favourite thing ever is giving you piggybacks and just cooing at how small and easy you are to carry

“hop on, princess!”

subtly tries to show off his not very existent muscles by flexing his arms while he carries you even tho in reality it’s just cuz you’re light af

“feels like i'm wearing a backpack”

“shortie, you still up there? sorry, i can barely even tell ☺️”

AGAIN he doesn’t like.. TEASE you as bad as two other members i’m thinking of would.. 🧌

but he definitely does make random annoying remarks like that

bullies you when you least expect it fr. 😞😞

another reason jake loves your height is because it makes it 10x easier during cuddle sessions (if you havent noticed im a cuddling w jake enthusiast) to literally wrap his entire body around yours like a whole cocoon

he will only cuddle ONE PERSON (and one dog) IN THIS WORLD and he’s determined to make sure you feel the most loved ever >:(((

when you try to be the big spoon he just giggles a bit

watches in amusement as your tiny arms try to wrap around his whole frame

“baby you’re cute and all, but let me take it from here” proceeds to flip you around so your back is to his chest before squeezing the breath out of you jshdjdh

back hugs with him <3333

if someone comments about your height, i’m sorry but this mf will probably laugh with them 🧍

“y/n! are you wearing insoles in your shoes again?” jungwon snickers AS SOON AS YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR

“n-no…” you lie, refusing to meet the cat boy’s mischievous eyes

then all of a sudden jake appears behind you.. the man you thought you could trust..

“oh, she is.” he eXPOSES you, “do you really think y/n grew up to my neck in a day?

then they both start laughing as if you aren’t right there 😞

“i’m breaking up with you,” you huff

he fakes a gasp, “oh no, who’s gonna help you reach the kitchen shelves then?” WHY IS HE SO MEAN

“i’ll ask heeseung”

suddenly he’s gasping for real and pulling you into a hug that lifts your feet off the ground

“you can’t do that! that’s my job :(((“

moral of the story

big puppy boyfriend who ADORES your height and if you’re ever insecure about it you’ll just end up being hugged to death with never ending words of comfort >:(

MORE HUGS FOR MY SHORT READERS 🫂

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[diif-enthusiast]

Jock!Atsumu x nerd!reader

summary: relationship between a jock atsumu x a nerdy reader. fluffy until the cut. kinda a pt 2 to this 

c/w: smut under the cut, afab!reader, use of ‘princess’, cosplay, some degradation (not rlly), praise kink, self indulgent LOL, not proofread bc I'm lazy, let me know if I missed anything!

a/n: I hc that atsumu loves kissing you, like its his favorite thing to do and I am so in love with him ! ALSO, Happy Valentines Day :’)

w/c: 1.1 k 

Just imagine jockey-himbo Atsumu who never thought he would be dating someone like you, but absolutely loving it. You were his shy tutor or something and after one wet dream with you in it he was smitten. You were more hesitant to form a relationship with him because of his notorious reputation. He swayed you anyways to date him, who could say no to this man? Not you!

Your relationship started off slow because it was hidden from almost everybody. You guys thought you were being sneaky but your best friend knew and like most of his team knew. You two were practically attached at the hip, or more so you were always behind him in social situations. He thought you were the cutest thing ever and tried to constantly nudge you out of your comfort zone, while you constantly urged him to stay home and just cuddle on the couch. Your friends didn’t know how you made it work but it just did. You two loved each other and it made your friends gag.

It was easy for you to get into his hobbies, with them just being volleyball, video games, and eating. You went to all his matches and would love to watch him ramble about whatever he was thinking. It was harder for him to get into your hobbies though, like watching shows, or reading. This ADHD ass mfer will never pay attention. Constantly asking you what is going on in the show even when they’re in the middle of explaining. Likes to lay his head in your lap when you're reading, just watching you or dozing off.

This man is jealous of everything though. Like if you have plants or stuffed animals, it is on sight once you are not in the room. When you are around he will just pout and smother you in kisses. If people are flirting with you he will make a point of touching you more or saying shit like, “Oh yeah my GIRLFRIEND and I are very HAPPY.” or whispering dirty things in your ear in public to get you all flustered.

He is the worst with your fictional crushes though! If you ever admit you have a crush on a character in a show he will be a pouty mess because you have him, why do you need any other men? He will start trying to distract you from the show by getting handsy or kissing you all over. “‘Sumu!” you protest trying to listen to what is happening.

“Pay attention babe,” he said as his hands slid under your shirt, “Wouldn’t want to miss anything.”

You bite your lip at the new sensation of his hands fondling your tits. “At least let me pause it, please?”

“What? Ya don’t like watching that guy while you get fondled by your boyfriend?” He teased into your ear.

“The only reason I like him is because he reminds me of you,” you admit bashfully, hiding your face behind your hands.

He stopped and removed his hands from your shirt. You pout at the loss of his touch as he stood up. Leaving to your shared bedroom. He is so strange, you think to yourself as you continue watching. You heard noise coming from the bedroom but ignored it expecting another one of his strange antics.  

Ten minutes later you heard the door open and your interest was piqued. “Baby~,” he said as he walked back to the living room.

You paused the show to give him your full attention. When you finally saw him, he was dressed in full cosplay as the character he was just jealous of. You giggled at him, so confident in his costume. “You look so handsome.”

“Of course I do,” he mused, “And I bet I would look even better between ya legs.”

Your face went red as he practically jumped on top of you, kissing you like a starved man. His hands explored your body, groping and teasing. His fingers found their way into your pants, prodding at you over your underwear. You squirm underneath him, but his large frame keeps you pinned down. “Ya like this babe? Being touched by your favorite character?”

You nodded your head, grinding yourself on his fingers. He finally moved your panties off your legs, entering you with one finger, while he thumbed at your clit. He leaned to kiss you again, swallowing all of your moans. His fingers plunge in and out of you with no mercy, he didn’t care that you were a shaking mess underneath him and he continued to ignore how hard he was. When he finally let you breathe he almost came at the sight. You were too busy to notice his face as you palmed at his dick. He twitched underneath your touch and he realized how uncomfortable these cosplay pants were with a boner. He moaned at your touch, grinding himself further, desperate for any friction. “You’re so naughty ‘Sumu,” you tease in his ear.

His fingers left your hole and he finally released his cock from his pants. “You’re the naughty one princess, all dripping wet because ya favorite characters gonna fuck ya so good.”

He rubs himself on your pussy, getting lubed up for you, muttering sweet nothings under his breath. “So pretty baby, I love this pussy,” he said lovingly before entering you with no warning.

You gasp at the sudden stimulation, his pace fast and deep, every thrust hitting a good spot that makes tears prick at your eyes. You cry out his name, and give him the confidence to go faster, with the sound of his balls hitting your ass as he bottoms out. “Fuck,” he moaned, “Bet ya -ah- he couldn’t fuck ya this good huh? Who does this pussy belong to?” “You! ‘Sumu fuck,” you squirmed underneath him as the pleasure was beginning to be too much.

“Cum on my cock princess, make a mess of this costume so I won’t even have to use it again,” his voice slightly strained as he was getting his own orgasm.

His thrust became more sporadic as his orgasm was coming closer, and you were clenching around him reaching your own. He loved looking at your expressions as he was fucking you, no one else could fuck you like he did. “Wanna cum with me baby? ‘M close,” he hissed as you clenched around him again.

One last thrust against your g-stop and you came undone. “Cum-cumming!,” you moaned and felt him cumming at the same time, he kept thrusting as you both rode out your orgasms.

“I love you ‘Sumu,” you whisper before giving him a soft kiss.

“Love me more than that guy?” he said before pointing to the TV where the show was still paused.

“Of course!”

He grinned before nuzzling himself into your neck, “Good, now I can throw this costume away.”

“No, I want you to wear it again!” you protest as your fingers raked through his hair.

He grumbled against you but you knew he would keep it.

[aetheternity]

How they simp ft the Kny boys

I wrote one of these for Aot and I remembered how little I write for Kny so here's one for the Demon Slayer boys. This was written as if the person they're crushing on is two years older.

(The aggressive simp): Inosuke

☆ I mean come on who didn't see this one coming??

☆ Inosuke otherwise known as the aggressive mfer that can't spell crush let alone deal with one.

☆ Poor baby is mad confused as to why any little thing you say to him makes his heart mush and his face hot.

☆ Deadass goes to Tanjiro and is like,

• "Fuck is wrong with Y/N? Why do they make my face hot? Should I fight them?"

• And Tanjiro's like 😶😐 "I think you have a crush.."

• "Yeah! I do wanna crush them!"

• Tanjiro questioning his life choices: 😑😒

☆ Like he goes up to you fully intent on starting more shit than a bad Netflix original mean girl but you say,

• "Oh, Hi Inosuke."

☆ And he's just thinking, Why am I here?? Just to suffer?

☆ Personality does a full 180. His heart turned purple, his legs inside out. (If you understand this reference ily 💞).

☆ After a while he hits the last stage of grief, (Acceptance) and he slowly but surely starts to just follow you around. He doesn't understand what's so special about you that you caught his attention and he honestly doesn't care at this point he thrives off your attention in any way shape or form.

☆ You smile at him he's screaming internally. You say hi to him and he's floating. He finally reached a place where he doesn't even care that he feels this way he wants to experience it as long as possible.

☆ At some point you acknowledge his feelings and explain how you feel. (Not that it makes any sense to him). And give him a quick peck on the cheek of his mask. Probably after a really tough battle where he saved you from danger.

☆ Mfer is blushing hard asf under that sweaty ass mask. That's your problem now..

☆ Zenitsu dead makes fun of him the whole way back but Inosuke's so lost in thought that Tanjiro genuinely contemplates taking him to a doctor.

(The brotherly simp): Tanjiro

☆ Let's be honest he treats everyone like a sibling.

☆ But it's actually pretty cute when it comes to you.

☆ He'll ask you when's the last time you've eaten at least fourteen times a day and if you have a habit of not eating he'll bring you food.

☆ He knows whenever you've been training late or had a long mission so he'll bring you something to drink (most likely water) to keep your spirits up.

☆ Knows you're sad even if you're rooms away from him and will sit by your side and listen to you vent then give you advice.

☆ He likes sitting next to you no matter where it is because he loves listening to you talk about literally anything.

☆ Honestly Tanjiro's probably the least obvious except for the blushing and stuttering whenever you compliment him on his form or something.

☆ When he confesses it's straight up no beating around the bush just honest Tanjiro and you give him a small kiss on the lips as a way of accepting his feelings.

☆ Honestly after that he might not get sad again for a year.

(The hysterical simp): Zenitsu

☆ This mfer can't handle shit like come on it's literally canon.

☆ He follows you around like a lost puppy the second he realizes he's crushing on you. And you better have liked him first or just been a really patient person overall to like all the attention he gives you.

☆ Straight up does a bee line (like the down bad man he is) for you whenever he hears your voice.

☆ Finds a new way to embarrass himself every single time he's around you. But he's actually just trying to be cool. And he probably thinks he's being cool sometimes so 🤷‍♀️

☆ He most definitely helped you on a mission one day and you got to see the full extent of his power. Which if you're that kind of person would try to help him reach his full potential. (I mean he clearly has a lot of potential.) Which forces you two to spend more time together.

☆ Surprisingly during that time you get to see the less loud version of him. But what really tips the scales in his favor is when he saves you from getting hurt. During personal training or a mission doesn't matter.

☆ You end up telling him exactly how you feel and of course he accepts your feelings with loud, unbridled enthusiasm.

☆Actually faints into a little pile of goo when you kiss his forehead. Mfer laying on the ground with metaphorically hearts circling his head.

☆ You straight up got this boy sighing in contentment. If you don't end up staying with him while he lays there he'll be found by Tanjiro and Inosuke later. Good luck to Tanjiro having to listen to Zenitsu scream about his happiness.

(The confused simp): Giyu

☆ Giyu doesn't know he has a crush. He doesn't know he's simping he just knows he wants your attention. Hilarious antics begin:

☆ Well in a way. See Giyu's never met someone like you. Someone who actively goes out of their way to immediately make friends with him and then continue to do so even after he's shown them his version of affection.

☆ He understands nothing about you or his feelings but he knows he wants to keep you as close as possible at all times. He knows his heart flutters when you're near and his palms get sweatier (which he originally thought was just his breathing technique.)

☆ He sees you standing across the room and comes over to issue his normal greeting. Sees you training by yourself and just joins you in the same room.

☆ His only problem so far has probably been the fact that you're very popular so whenever he actually does have time to interact with you you're probably with someone else.

☆ One day you guys are on a mission together and you just tell him straight up that you have feelings for him and.. he doesn't say a word, stops where he's standing, his hands get all shaky and his entire face and neck go red as he tries to mumble out something.

☆ At some point he gets some sort of mutual confession out of him as you comb strands of hair back from his face with your fingers.

☆ You could give him a kiss but you just got Giyuu.exe to start working again so better save it for another day.

(The bubbly simp): Rengoku

☆ I just love the idea of Rengoku being all weirdly shy I think it's the cutest thing on earth so here we go!

☆ He's always grinning and talking energetically but when he's talking to you his voice goes down like 20 octaves and he's got the dopiest grin on his face. Out here looking like: ☺

☆ As if Zenitsu and Inosuke weren't obvious with their simping Rengoku's probably even worse.

☆ He legit turns his whole body to face you when you join a conversation between him and anyone else. Face all pink as he smiles brightly at you.

☆ He's got a little sigh going and everyone is thoroughly creeped out by all of it so they try to flee every time you and Rengoku make contact.

☆ He always finds ways to find you and he's just like:

• "Hi, Y/N! What're you doing!"

• You: "Eating lunch.."

• Him: "That's great."

• You: 😃😀🤨

☆ When he finally confesses you're just like it's about time and you give him a small peck on the lips. Now watch him walk around for the rest of the day with pink cheeks and a skip in his step like he owns the place.

[pinoyrella]

Inarizaki Giving You A Red Envelope on Lunar New Years

Inarizaki x Manager Reader

FT: Kita Shinsuke, Ren Omimi, Ojiro Aran, Michinari Akagi, Ginjima Hitoshi, Miya Atsumu, Miya Osamu, Suna Rintarou

TW: Language 

Genre: headcanons + crack + fluff???

Word Count: 1,720 (They’re all rlly short! Like me)

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had another crack convo w my bb @babydontstoop abt atsumu and red envelopes after seeing a funny tiktok 

a/n: i mainly went off from chinese/vietnamese tradition with the hóngbāos/ and lì xìs for these headcanons bc i celebrate with my chinese + viet relatives growing up, im not familiar with the other traditions, i’m sorry! also 1 week kinda late but technically lunar new years goes on for about 2 weeks sooooo-

FYI: i’m going off of u.s currency for this asdhfkjk just an fyi.

ALSO: all images are taken off of google search, none of them belong to me!

ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU ENJOY HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEARS!! 🧧😚💖

Kita Shinsuke:

- He would give a kinda subtle yet pretty envelope

- With an ox on it (bc year of ox)

- It also has that coin u kno the coin, commemorative coin(?)

- He is very VERY generous

- Gives u $100, all in 20′s babbeyy 🙈

- He hands it to you with both hands like he’s ur ah ma / bà nội 

- He’s so kind and gentle please 🥺

Practice had just ended and you were helping the team clean out the gym, before packing and heading out to go home.

“Excuse me Y/n” You hear a soft and calm voice calling from behind you. Turning your head you make eye contact with Kita who barely a few feet away from you

“Kita-san! ” You turn to face him, your hands grabbing onto the straps of your backpack. “May I help you?” You ask giving a sincere smile.

“I’m fine, but there is something I want to give you before you leave” He lifts his left hand from his back, now using his right to connect and grab the envelope with both hands.

“Happy Chinese New Year” He wishes as he extends and offers you the red envelope.

Blushing furiously, you accept it with both your hands and give him your most heartfelt thanks.

Arriving home, you open the red envelope curious. Your soul leaves your body the moment you see good old Benjamin Franklin on the $100 note.

“Kita-san holy fuck.” You cry in shock. Thinking of how you’re gonna thank him.

Ren Omimi:

- Envelope’s square shaped and plain af

- it’s just red with “lucky money” in gold or sum

- He too is very generous

- Gives u $50

- Also hands it to you with both hands

You sit in the gym with your clip board in hand, taking notes of the other players until you feel a presence approach you from your left side.

“Y/n” The deep voice says. You turn to see Omimi’s shadow towering over you, jesus christ this man’s so goddamn tall. “Yes Omimi?” You greet him cheerfully.

The man says not a word, but pulls out a red envelope, handing it to you with both hands.

Your brain short circuits, confused before he gives a nod. Sudden realization takes place, it’s for you. “Omimi!” You cry, setting down the clip board and taking the red envelope from his hands. Thanking him endlessly before he leaves to get back to practice.

As he turns to walk away, you grab your clip board again, shielding yourself opening the red envelope curious. ‘50$?!’ You scream internally. 

Running after Omimi, you tackle him from behind giving him a hug, your face buried into his shirt. “Xiexie” You muffled into his jersey.

Aran Ojiro:

- gets you a very fancy envelope

- Like the ones that isn’t sold in packs when u go to the chinese market

- Specifically the ones made from silk and has a jade ring attached

- He gets u ONE LIKE O N E THAT ONE SPECIFIC DESIGN (pls i sound crazy i’ll just attache the image so u kno what im talking abt)

- He wasnt sure how much to put inside so he gives u $40

- He tries to remember how to say happy new year to you and pronounces it perfectly

- No seriously like PERFECTLY like better than me.

- also take this man home right now to meet your parents i fken swear

“Y/N!” You hear someone yell from behind you as you were walking home. Turning you see Aran running to you, trying to catch up.

“Aran?” You run to meet him halfway.

Aran pauses and takes a few breathes before grabbing his backpack and grabbing something from inside.

He pulls out a beautifully crafted silk red envelope pouch with a tassel and jade ring tied to the front.

You stand there completely flustered and frozen.

He looks down, the envelope in both his hands offering it out to you.

“恭喜發財 (gōng xǐ fā cái)” He says perfectly, the sunset hitting his face. 

Akagi Michinari:

- Cute bb would give u the cutest fucking envelope

- Probably w hello kitty on it

- He gives you a $2 bill

- Shiiiii he knows whats up, that shit lucky and rare

- He’d hand it to u while giving u a back hug

“Y/n!!!” Before you can turn around, a heavy weight drags you down from behind. “A-Akagi-san?!” You yelp in surprise.

He stays cling onto you from behind as you try to gain balance. Hearing him let out a soft chuckle. “Here you go!” He says, his arms going around your shoulders to shove the super cute Hello Kitty li xi in your face.

You take a second to process what he had just given you to face. “AKAGI!!” You take it as he hops off your back. Then turning around to smother him into a hug. Giving him little cheek kisses.

Ginjima

- I love him, he would give u a cute envelope too

- Like with a little cartoon ox character on it

- With like lil horns sticking out

- U get the idea

- Gives u $10 but in $2 bills

You sit with the Miya twins and Suna during lunch, scanning around the cafeteria trying to find Ginjima, usually he’d be with you guys.

As you were about to ask-speak of the devil.

“Y/n-chan” He immediately sits beside you, placing his tray of food down.

“This is for you” He reveals the cutest red envelope with a cartoon cow on it, handing it to you flustered. His cheeks bursting red.

You sit and stare for a second, you start to blush feeling embarrassed. Slowly taking it from his hands, you give him a quiet ‘thank you’ before returning to your meal.

Unsure of what to do, before going back into your meal, you quickly turn your head planting a kiss to his cheek.

Osamu, Suna and Atsumu watched, their jaw dropped as Ginjima begins to turn into his own red envelope. Before you quickly place your face in your palms.

Atsumu Miya:

- This mfer would give the flashiest one

- Like you kno the ones that are so colorful and has like

- W those shitty knock-off characters from cartoons

- THE FUCKING MINION OR PEPPA PIG ONE BWHAHAHAH

- Hes broke as fuck so its p empty

jk

- He would put a coin inside.

- Not the fortune coin

- Literally a coin like a quarter or somethin

- Hed slap it against ur table while giving it to u

- He tries to say happy new year but fucking butchers it

You sit at your desk, it’s so early in the morning and your parents had woken you up early to help prepare some cooking essentials for tonight’s dinner. 

As you were about to doze off to sleep, you hear a CLACK against your desk, immediately waking you up and having you face up.

Just inches away was Atsumu’s face, that lil smirk oh how you just wanna-

You look down seeing the red envelope he placed on your desk. 

“CHUC MUNG NAM MOIIIIIII” he greets dragging out the “i” it’s like he didn’t even try to pronounce the greeting correctly. He ruffles your hair and gives another warm smile. 

You look back up to him, blushing before greeting back. “Ah, chúc mừng năm mới ‘Tsumu.”

Atsumu quirks his eyebrow staring back down at you. “I’m pretty sure you said it wrong.” He says before walking off to his desk.

You sit there fucking flabbergasted. ‘What the fuck?’ You blink and turn your attention back down to your desk. Looking at the envelope you cringe. ‘It’s so bright...’ you internally think.

Osamu Miya:

- He gives you the basic basic red envelope 

- He was running late and didnt have time to stop by the bank, he wanted to be extra and give you $20 in $2 bills.

- So he just gives you a $20 bill.

- When he hands it to u, u notice its all bumpy

- Ur feeling around the envelope and theirs something else inside than just money

- U open and theres lucky candy stuffed inside

“Good-morningggggg” You turn to look up from your desk, seeing the younger twin walk in after his brother. He looks down at you, then to your desk seeing the red envelope his brother gave you. 

He cringes with you, before pulling out another, handing it to you.

“Happy Tết cutie” He greets. You thank him and greet him back as you take the envelope, you realize how bumpy and lumpy it is. 

You look back up to Osamu, he’s waiting for you to open it. You open it and out drops like 7 pieces of lucky candy. 

You look back up to him in confusion before he swoops in and takes back the 7 pieces, unwrapping them all at once and shoving them into his mouth.

Chewing, he winks at you before walking away to his seat. You can hear the audible crunch coming from the hard as fuck candy as he walks away.

Suna Rintarou:

- My guy doesnt even give you a red envelope

- He straight up just gives you cash

- Drops it on your desk and leaves

…

- Im jk he would come back and be like “sike u thought”

- Pulls out a red envelope, cute but has one of the most stupidest fucking design 

You listen to the crunching of Osamu’s poor teeth grinding against the lucky candy before-

“Yo” Before having the time to look up, you hear a slap against your desk as Suna begins to turn to walk away. You look down to see a $50 bill on your desk.

You turn to look at him, he stares at you for a second before walking away.

???

He comes back to you after settling his bag down.

He takes the $50 on your desk and slips it into the red envelope now in his hands. After sliding it in he brings the envelope to his mouth and begins to lick the ends as he seductively looks at you before folding the paper in. 

You watch him in disgust suna baby you don’t have to lick the ends of the red envelope that’s not how they work. He sets the red envelope back on your desk, his head coming closer to yours, enough for you to feel his breath against you.

He brings his mouth over to your ear before whispering in a husky voice “Happy Lunar New Year đẹp gái qua~” Before pulling away and walking to his desk like nothing happened.

You sit there absolutely shaken, until you look down to see the red envelope he left. Jesus fuck what the hell is that thing.

A/N: OH TO BE CALLED PRETTY GIRL BY SUNA IS AN ULTIMATE DREAM ASDFGKJHJK pls i wanna gib the inarizaki boys smooches theyre all so great AAAHHHHH I HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!! HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE MWAH ILYYYY!!!!

[cityofimagines]

Dating JJ Maybank Would Include:

Warnings: mentions of smut, mentions of abuse

A/N: another long list because i love jj w my whole heart & always get so carried away writing these omg

dating jj is the epitome of having your significant other also be your best friend

him calling you pet names like “baby girl” “bub” “babe” & “gorgeous”

so much physical affection

him hugging you from behind and burying his face into you neck and giving you kisses there

always gives you a forehead kiss before he has to leave you to go to work/home/etc.

always has a hand on your thigh when he drives

the hugs you share are so comforting; lasting as long as either of you need them to

cuddling in the hammocks together

JJ is your number 1 hype man

“that’s my girl” is like the most common phrase that exits his mouth

he didn’t tell you about his dad for a while because he hates talking about it, but since he trusts you so much he eventually told you everything

now you’re the only one who knows the true extent of his home life issues 

always being there for him when he needs to get his emotions out; whether it be a bear hug, or someone to listen as he screams at the world

the only arguments you ever get in are after you find out he’s done something that could be considered (and usually is) a felony

like when you found out he stole a gun you were PISSED

you will not shy away from letting him know whatever he did was a stupid decision

he’ll apologize profusely and then lay low for a few weeks after because he hates seeing you upset with him

you honestly just worrying about him 24/7

always making sure he’s fed

you sometimes pay for his meals at the wreck very much against his will

your parents were wary at first but after seeing the way he treats you swear they love him more than you

your house is basically his house

beer chugging competitions while out on the boat 

going to the beach together and accidentally falling asleep for a couple hours causing both of you to wake up ridiculously sunburnt

him teaching you how to roll a blunt

(mostly jj) hotboxing in the van & kiara finding you both and rolling her eyes

another random piece of his love language includes letting you take hits from his juul

at a party he’d walk up to you with it and you’d take a hit while he holds it in his hand 

you definitely don’t smoke as much as him though and you’d try to get him to calm it down a little bit 

you running your hands through his hair while you make out 

borrowing stealing his muscle tanks to pair with a lacy bralette or bikini top underneath to wear around which would drive him crazy

he cant keep his hands off you when you’re in a bathing suit

which never fails to prompt a “get a fucking room guys, you’re being gross” from john b

speaking of getting a room

yalls sex life is POPPIN

we can all agree that jj is one kinky mfer 

your sex is either the slowest sweetest most praiseful experience or the fastest roughest time. there’s no in between

usually the slow times happen in the morning, or after an episode with his dad where you just wanna love on him for hours

the other stuff happens whenever jj feels like it

this kid would get turned on so easily

he makes sure to always leave hickeys on your neck or collarbones, much to your dismay because living on the beach makeup isn’t exactly a priority to have

you have sex literally anywhere & everywhere

every room of john b’s house is christened, and he’s definitely caught you on more than one occasion but that never stops you guys

his favorite positions are doggy and missionary

lots of shower sex too

he tries to tease you but it never works because he gives in too quickly

“jj will you stop eye fucking (y/n)” is a common phrase heard from pope

you & kiara are best friends and you go to each other whenever you need relationship advice

he is the most protective boyfriend you’ve ever seen

always keeps an eye on you during parties

if a guy were to ever touch you or make your feel uncomfortable it would either end in a physical fight or jj screaming “i’m gonna fucking kill you” across the beach at the top of his lungs

you being the person to calm him down and keep him grounded in these moments

“you know i would take bullet for you (y/n)”

you said i love you first

it took him a little while to say it back but once he did he couldn’t stop and now tells you multiple times a day

movie nights at john b’s house that end up with you falling asleep on his chest

late night deep talks under the stars in the hammocks

being an unbeatable team when you play beer pong

having matching string bracelets

kissing his cheeks and his nose because it makes him blush & its the cutest thing ever

overall just being that couple that everyone’s jealous of because it seems like you’re never not having fun & there’s so much love between you

im so sad someone wanna get me a jj :(

[monsteronfire]

Things about Pt 2 of the VR Run ep!

Hobi running into the wall trying to grab cake

Jungkook screaming “yes!” when it was his turn to go up the elevator

I honestly thought Joon was going to bust a controller when it was his turn ngl

Jungkook hopping around during the shooting game

Yoongi dying constantly during the shooting game

Joon’s little hairs sticking up for forever after the shooting game- the cutest

Yoongi suddenly acting like an expert on VR this whole episode

Jimin having the time of his life scaring Hobi and being all cute and giggly

Kook’s giant smile when Hobi got scared OUTSIDE of the game

TAE BEING THE MOST PRECIOUS SCARED BOY EVER, BUT STILL TRYING TO COMPLETE THE GAME!!!!! 😭

Jin not even knowing wtf he was doing during White Day, but still terrifying Tae.

Yoongi being salty af about losing

Bby Tae’s precious begging not to go back into a horror game

Jin’s plan backfiring and ending up with the penalty

YOONGI’S PLAN BACKFIRING AND STILL ENDING UP WITH THE PENALTY

Yoongi’s ENDLESS COMPLAINING- he a salty ass, pouty mfer

Yoongi swinging that arm around at everything

Yoongi essentially fucking around for 12 minutes while Jin was actually kind of trying to play the game

[svtgot7reactions]

Waking up with Jae

This has been in my drafts forever but @babes-and-keopi inspired me to do it.

*credit to gif owner*

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• so honestly I think you’ll wake up alone when he’s home because he’s such a busy body

• if it’s one of those mornings when he is up before you and working on a new song,,,,

• you’ll crawl out of bed with the comforter wrapped around you and waddle to wherever he is

• “baby why aren’t you sleeping?”

• “jae please come to bed it’s not warm without you”

• and OF COURSE he obliges bc your pout is the cutest and he loves you so much

• when you guys do get back into bed you snuggle up to him and he diES

• his legs will definitely be intertwined with yours and he’ll have one hand on your waist and the other is under your head ofc

• you’ll be so content because you can hear his heartbeat and his breathing and it’s the most comforting feeling knowing he’s there

• you guys will fall asleep for a couple hours oops

• when you wake up again you’re still in the same position as you were before

• except you stole all the covers on accident you blanket hog but jae didn’t seem to mind

• odds are that’s why he got out of bed in the first place

• but anyways you guys wake up at pretty much the same time and kinda stare at each other for a bit in awe

• you’ll silently stroke his cheek and wipe your thumb across it because you truly can’t believe this boy is yours how did this happen

• and honestly he’s thinking the same thing while he looks into your eyes and brushes some hair out of your face causing you to smile

• jae loves you a lot okay but this sweet quiet time doesn’t last that long most of the time because he’s ANNOYING AND LOUD

• after a while he’ll poke your cheek like 20x just to annoy you

• “jAE PLEASE”

• “say my name baby”

• “OH MY GOD NO”

• seriously he’s such a lil shit sometimes but when you yell at him and try to get out of bed he’ll make up for it

• “baby~~I’m sorry okay?”

• then when you’re sitting at the edge of the bed he’ll wrap his arms around your waist and drag you back into bed

• he’d leave like a million kisses all over your shoulder/neck/cheek literally whatever skin is available

• once you let out a giggle he’ll be like oh alright she’s good now thank GOD

• but since that sound is his FAVORITE he won’t stop at kissing you

• he’ll tickle your sides like crazy until you are begging him to stop because tears are streaming down your face

• you’d lay down on the bed against him and you guys would be trying to steady your breathing bc lord that was exhausting

• then a minute later you’ll be laughing at how ridiculous you guys are

• “I love you”

• “I love you too Y/n”

• then you’ll lean up and kiss him and ofc he has to be extra and cup your cheek to *accidentally* deepen the kiss

• this mfer knows what he’s doin tho

• you’ll literally melt when he does this because he pairs it with sliding his tongue across your bottom lip

• then your mouth literally drops open and you guys play tonsil hockey for a while until you pull away

• your giggle will be music to his ears when he chases your bruised lips with his own

• “c’mon baby we should eat something”

• “I know what I’d like to eat-“

• “JAE!”

• needless to say your mornings and relationship in general will be filled with a bunch of “jaES” because he is ridiculous but there’s nobody else’s name you’d rather scream

• ;)