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coco-loco-nut · 14 hours ago
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Poster Child
Pairing: Charles x Reader
Summary: you love your brother, but not when you are with another guy
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“Wanna get out of here?” the guy you’ve dedicated your night to flirting with finally asks. You finish your drink with a smirk.
“I thought you’d never ask,” you grab your bag off the back of your chair, allowing the blond man to take your free hand and lead you out of the bar. Your giggles fill the air of the busy Monaco streets as he whispers in your ear, compliments and dirty thoughts to excite you for the night ahead.
The taxi arrives quickly. You sit in the back, bodies pressed against each other. He presses soft kisses to your neck, cheek, and lips as his hands start to wander. The ride is soon over as you arrive at his apartment building.
“Do you have roommates?” you ask curiously as you enter the building.
“No, I have a studio. It’s a really nice place,” you nod as he speaks, observing the building and trying not to judge at its run down state. The door creaks as he pushes it open.
The apartment is a bit messy, trash bin close to full with takeout containers. You sit down on the couch, ignoring the slight mess as you are laid back. The couch is slightly lumpy, only uncomfortable if you stay for too long.
When he starts tugging at your top, you pull away, eyes darkened with desire.
“Should we take this to the bedroom?” he asks, voice husky. He picks you up, allowing your legs to wrap around him as he carries you into his bedroom. You are gently laid onto your back on the bed. His kisses move from your mouth to your neck and you open your eyes a little bit to watch and look around.
It’s fairly standard for single men, posters of footballers, memorabilia, and a poster of Charles Leclerc. Your eyes widen, mood immediately soured as you close your eyes again.
Ignore it, it’s not a big deal, he clearly doesn’t know who you are. You try to refocus, get back in the mood. Your hookup starts to travel lower and your eyes fly wide open again.
“I can’t do it, I’m so sorry,” you quickly sit up, rushing out to the couch to grab your phone and purse. You lean against the wall in the hallway, staring at your phone. Ubers are increasingly expensive, and there are none available at the moment. Swiping out of the app, your finger hovers over the button you really don’t want to press.
The door knob beside you wiggles and you dart down the poorly lit hallway, racing down the stairs to leave the building. You press the button and after two rings your savior picks up.
“Charles, can you pick me up?” you sound like you are about to either laugh or cry and you feel like it too, standing on the streets of Monaco.
“Are you okay?” his voice is groggy, you can picture him checking the time, quietly telling Alexandra to go back yo sleep before taking the call. “Never mind, I’ll be there in five minutes,”
“But you are across the city,” you reply, confused as you hear the door click behind Charles.
“I’m a professional race car driver, I could be there in two if I needed to,” Charles says before hanging up. You sit on the concrete, back against the wall of the building.
Just as he said, you hear the roar of the Ferrari as it approaches right on time.
“Did he have a small dick?” Charles asks as soon as you sit down. You can’t help but to laugh, tears pricking the corners of your eyes.
“Worse,” you tell him, feeling the car pull away.
“Visible STD?”
“A poster of you,” you tell him. Charles almost slams on the breaks.
“Oh, I thought you loved me? Your favorite older brother,” he jokes.
“I don’t want poster you watching me. It felt weird,” you sink into the seat.
“He should love me, that’s a green flag,” Charles continues his teasing, not really knowing how to respond properly.
Charles wraps an arm around your shoulders, leading you to his guest room.
“No poster here, I promise. Get some sleep,” Charles gives you a quick squeeze before disappearing into his own room.
You wake up to the smell of coffee and a duffle bag beside the bed. Curiously you open it up, finding a change of clothes and some toiletries. You take it into the bathroom, meeting to change and freshen up before leaving the guest room.
“Look who finally woke up,” you perk up at Lorenzo’s voice.
“Charles said you might need a sibling day, something about a traumatic night?” Arthur’s eyes sparkle. They know.
“How could I have known,” you groan, flopping onto the couch beside Lorenzo. At least he won’t tease you, he always protects you from Charles and Arthur.
“Maybe you should start background checking guys,” Lorenzo jokingly suggests.
“Alright, that’s enough. You aren’t helping,” Charles walks in, bringing you a cup of coffee. “Thank you for bringing clothes,” Charles tells Arthur who stares longingly at the coffee.
“Go get your own,” you tell Arthur, sipping the smooth roast.
“Your twin telepathy is unreal,” Lorenzo shakes his head as Arthur walks away to get coffee.
“Alright, comfort movie first then retail therapy,” Charles sits beside you, sandwiching you between him and Enzo.
“Maybe I should make bad choices more often,”
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cosmicalily · 13 hours ago
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"till you tell me to leave" - a bangchan oneshot by @cosmicalily
author's note: i found a half-written draft for this in my old google docs with my other email account and immediately knew i needed to do a rewrite.
warnings: angst (breakup, exes to lovers)
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Three days, twenty-three hours and fifty-nine minutes.
Four days.
Four days and one minute.
Another sleepless night. You didn’t mean to count the minutes, but your eyes remained fixated on your phone, half watching the clock, half staring at the lock screen you’d neglected to change.
Everything around you brought back floods of memories that you didn’t want to deal with. Pictures from photo booths, his arm slung around your shoulder, his hand on your cheek, his lips pressed to your forehead. The one hoodie you’d managed to hold onto, even after he’d packed all his other belongings up when he left. The pre-workout he kept in the back of your pantry. His toothbrush in your bathroom drawer. 
He’d been yours in every way, and you’d been his.
Maybe this was why you’d been so scared to love your best friend; you knew that more came with risk, chances of slamming doors, crying each other's names, and duffle bags hastily filled.
Even when you’d ended things, why were you still writing pages, when he’d been the one to close the envelope? Why were you spending hours nestled on the couch in his hoodie, staring at a black tv screen, unaware of the world around you?
new message from 'channie'
i think i left my hoodie at yours. you home?
i’m driving over.
A part of you wanted to run into the bathroom, brush your hair, remove the two-day old mascara on your eyes and change into something nice. A part of you remembered he’d seen you in every single form, and he loved you regardless. 
He used to tell you how beautiful you were every minute of the day, even when you felt anything but. Did he miss saying those things now? Or did he have another girl to call his angel, his baby, his darling? 
Just the thought made you feel sick to your stomach.
new message from 'channie'
outside.
Taking a deep breath and slipping on your sneakers, you began walking down the hallway of your apartment building. Even though the elevator wasn’t broken for once, you wanted to take the stairs. You needed time to think, and time to turn back if you felt the need.
Why were you so easily coming to him? Well, technically you weren’t, were you? He wanted his hoodie back, presumably the one you were currently wearing.
He’d broken your heart. No, not broken. Slowly tugged at it, until nothing that remained was a dull ache and your pulse.
You thought about turning back, about yelling in his face, about simply bursting into tears and curling up into a ball at the bottom of the staircase, until your neighbour came and yelled at you for disturbing everyone’s sleep at 12:29am.
You thought about these things, but you never felt like acting on them.
What was the point, anyway?
You never would have meant it.
You spotted his familiar black car, the scratch on the bottom from when he’d practised parallel parking, the Sharpie stars you’d drawn with him whilst drunk on his windscreen. You felt your heart swell a little, and even more so when the figure inside the vehicle turned his head to look directly into your eyes.
In silence, you walked over and sat down in the passenger seat, doing your best to look at everything but him. He nodded, pressing his lips together in a thin line, and started the engine. He looked down at your torso, noticing his hoodie, but didn’t make a move to retrieve it. You didn’t attempt to take it off.
“I miss you,” you whispered, barely audibly.
“Hm?”
“Your seatbelt isn’t on,” you replied.
“I was in a rush.”
There was a sudden quiet. The click of his seatbelt, then yours, then the gentle hum of the car as he began to drive.
“You’re wearing the hoodie I left,” Chris finally said softly, eyes focused on the road ahead.
You ignored him. You didn’t really know where he was taking you, and you honestly couldn’t care less. He almost felt like a stranger. A stranger you’d poured your heart out to, and spent hours with, pressing kisses to each other's faces whilst watching movies, watching work out in the gym, cooking food for and dancing while doing the dishes with. A stranger who had been the vast majority of your firsts, who knew your body like the back of his hand, and spent long minutes in the latest and earliest hours loving you, worshipping you.
A stranger who’d been your everything.
As you drove in silence, apart from the soft rhythm of his playlist in the background, his hand found its way to yours, and gently caressed your fingers, as if asking for permission.
You allowed your palm to open.
His fingers tucked into yours, and his thumb brushed against your hand. 
His hand felt warm, familiar. His fingertips were calloused; a result of the way he gripped his pen when he frantically wrote his lyrics late at night.
The car slowed down, then stopped completely. He’d pulled over on the side of a road, in the middle of nowhere. It was ghostly silent, and the trees cast shadows through the headlights.
It was oddly comforting.
“I fucked up.”
“I know you did, Chris.”
He covered his face in his hands in frustration, letting go of yours in the process. Your hand felt a sudden coldness.
“I didn’t . . . I don’t know why I left you. I nearly called you, right after I left. I thought . . . I thought you’d want space, thought I shouldn’t have to put you through anymore. And you were getting fed up with me, I didn’t think you wanted me anymore.”
“I was still in love with you.”
“Was? Past tense?”
“I still love you. I didn’t necessarily fall out of love, Chris, I just . . . I felt like I lost a part of me. Everything felt familiar and distant at the same time, and there were traces of you everywhere. I couldn’t sleep.”
“I can never sleep.”
“I know.”
“I’ve been sleeping even less since I left. The bed’s cold.”
“Same with mine.”
You paused, staring at each other. Chris faced you properly.
“I’m still in love with you. And I’ll try forever if it means I can make you fall again.”
You smiled a little, letting your hand trail up his arm and wrap around his shoulders, resting your face in his warm neck. His hands moved to your waist, moving under his hoodie and settling on your bare skin.  “We should probably get some sleep,” you mumbled into him.
“Your place?”
“Our place. I still have your toothbrush, I think. And more than one of your hoodies.”
“Even if you don't, it doesn't matter,” Chris replied, clasping your hand in his again and gesturing to the backseat. His duffle bag sat there, zipped up, seemingly untouched since he’d left. “I’m coming home. If you’ll let me, of course.”
“You won’t leave?”
“Not unless you say so.”
“So never?”
“Never.”
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mommynott · 15 hours ago
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Naughty List
12 Days of Dickmas - Mattheo Riddle x Reader
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Summary: Deciding to pass the time before your enemy heads over to work on a paired project…You lose track of time, resulting in some mind blowing fun with Mattheo👀
Warnings: 18+, MDNI, SMUT, Chars 18+, college au, enemy!mattheo, toxic!mattheo, ewb!mattheo, voyarism, legilimency, masturbation, orgasm control, degrading, dirty talk, tension, clit stim, jerking off, mutual masturbation, mutual orgasms, Mattheo controlling you with just his mind
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An hour. You had an hour until god-awful Mattheo would show up to your dorm to work on the project together. You hated him. Couldn’t stand the idiot. But fuck— Did he get you hot and bothered.
—Tick tock-tick tock—The clock above your bed was loud, but nowhere near as vocal as your mind was. Your legs spread as you laid naked on your bed, flicking your swollen little bud.
Pictures of Mattheo on top of you- Banging into you at full force danced across your mind while your fingers effortlessly swirled around your clit. “-Mmmm…Just…like that…” You whimpered to yourself, your eyes shut as you envisioned it perfectly.
One hour. You had time. Or so you thought…Stuck in your blissful trance— Mattheo barged in like he usually did. But you didn’t notice. Didn’t even hear him over your loud thoughts.
His eyes widened at the sight of you sprawled out on your bed. Fully nude— Fuck me. Matt didn’t say a single word. Watching you…Feeling his cock start to pool with blood and harden. “Mmmm- Matty…Yes-“ Another whimper left your swollen lips.
When he heard his name being slipped from your sexy moans- His dick fully hardened. Rock hard. A breath escaped from his lungs as he took a step forward.
“Naughty girl…Huh? Moaning my name? Thinking of me?…. Someone’s certainly on the naughty list this year.”
Mattheo’s voice echoed through your mind, at first thinking it was something you had done yourself, envisioning it. However, you were curious, your eyes fluttering open to see his stare burning into your leaky slit.
“Fuck— Uh, Mattheo?!” Your voice rasped through as you scurried to sit up and try to cover yourself. A low chuckle emitted from your enemy as he stalked over slowly, standing right at the edge of the bed.
What the fuck? I had an hour…why is he here early? You cleared your throat, your glossed-over eyes flickering between his own. “Keep touching yourself— Don’t stop.” Again, his voice growled through your head.
The use of legilimency. You knew he was a skilled and powerful wizard but fuck- Not with this. Although, it only turned you on more. Merlin— how could you hate someone so much yet want to fuck them? It didn’t make sense, not to you, not to Mattheo.
“I-I…Why are you…here so-so early?”
You finally asked as you relaxed against the bed once more, your palm reaching over your little slit but not moving your fingers just yet. “Early?— If anything I’m a few minutes late—“ The cockiness of his words chimed through your head.
“O-oh…I thought- I—“
You were tripping over your words, stuttering like crazy. But his domineering tone cut you off. “Shut up and keep fucking touching yourself, whore—“ the vulgarity of it, the degrading, you were practically a puddle.
Abiding to Mattheo’s demand, your fingers started to swirl in small and fast little circles yet again. Your gaze fixated on him while he started to shuffle down his sweatpants.
Taking out his massive length, he slowly started to stroke it. His eyes devoured you in unimaginable ways. “Mattheo…f-feels so good—“ croaking out in a small little cry, a satisfied smirk painted across his smug face.
“Keep moaning my name- Fuck— You look so hot playing with your pussy like that—“
He growled through your mind, jerking himself off faster and faster as time went on. “—Such a dirty…Pathetic little whore.” Mattheo was speaking through your head- almost as if….if he didn’t physically vocalize them, they didn’t mean anything.
Hearing the splashing of the growing wetness between your slippery folds, your moans only progressively got louder. Feeling the euphoric sensations right before an orgasm would start to hit you.
“So close— Fuck! I’m so—“
Before you could even finish your screams, you heard Mattheo’s voice shout within your brain. “Not- Fucking- yet.” He meant business. You quickly stopped, gawking at him with big eyes.
“W-what?” You asked softly, watching as he tilted his head back and let out a loud groan. Still stroking his precum-covered cock, his darkened gaze locked with yours. “You cum when I say you can, got it, slut?”
Goosebumps Erupted over your delicate skin before taking your fingers and circling them slowly once more. Giving your enemy a slight yet submissive head nod.
You kept your pace slow and smooth- not wanting to risk finishing early and pissing him off. But then yet again, he spoke into your head. “Faster- I know what you’re doin’”
Fuck. You swallowed, glazing your fingers around your clit faster. However, you knew you wouldn’t be able to last much longer. Not with how he was looking at you.
“I-I…It feels so good-“Squeaking out through a muffled cry, Matt seemed to move his own hand even faster. His gaze going from your cunt, to your tits, to your eyes.
“Fuck it— I’m close…Cum with me, you dirty…little…-fuck…whore”
Groaning through each word, you finally got the go-ahead. God, why was I even listening to him? Fuck. It was too hot though. You could hardly handle it.
Slipping your dainty fingers with ease, that familiar feeling built up quickly with ease. “I’m gonna cum, Matty- fuck me! I’m gonna cum—“ Screaming out in pleasure, your climax finally hit. Feeling your juices squirt out all over your bed sheets.
“A fuckin’ squirter? Fuckin’ Hell—“
Stroking his dick even harder, he let out a low groan before his seed shot out, cumming all over the soaked bed sheets and a tiny trickle hitting right across your mound.
Both of you hitting an intense orgasm at nearly the same time felt strange. Having only loathed each other for so long- this seemed off.
The two of you sat basking in the afterglow. Staring into each other's eyes with jagged breathes. Not knowing what to do or say…
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One the 9th day of Dickmas we get…Mattheo and legilimency😈🎁
Hope y’all liked this one of matty hehehe👀 Make sure to check out more yummy fics from @nottswitch @nottsangel and @slytherinslut0 ❄️
Dividers pinned in my masterlist🌙
Love my naughty nymphs bunches 💋
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annasfantasies · 2 days ago
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Star’s girl III.
/Drew Starkey x fem!reader
part II. masterlist
ENGLISH ISN’T MY FIRST LANGUAGE
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yourusername @/drewstarkey you’re delusional
user he smokes😔
user @/user and he looks good doing so
madelyncline the breakfast looks so good
yourusername @/madelyncline ty I made it
user what if she is writing a song
user @/user please no she Is probably terrible singer
drewstarkey @/user she is actually great singer
user @/drewstarkey we love protective bf
yourbestfriend my favourite couple
yourusername @/yourbestfriend 💕
user he is so gorgeous
yourusername @/user right?!
user idk who I need more
user all 10 fingers
user @/user girl what- (me too)
user @/user whole arm
user do you do weddings? (as bride)
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yourusername @/madisonbailybabe my kid since Drew won’t give me human one
drewstarkey @/yourusername after wedding
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user @/drewstarkey WHAT
yourbestfriend is it me in the first pic?
yourusername @/yourbestfriend yes mama
drewstarkey not this picture
yourusername @/drewstarkey I love it
user my parents
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user @/user oh
user why do I have feeling he is gonna propose on Christmas?
user @/user omg I hope so🤞 i love them
yourbestfriend im better then him😏
user I need him
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madelyncline marry me
drewstarkey @/madelyncline no she’s mine
yourusername @/drewstarkey don’t be selfish
user TELL DREW THAT I LOVE HIM
yourusername @/user he is honoured
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yourbestfriend wild in the club and cozy in the apartment
yourusername @/yourbestfriend still can’t believe it
user @/yourusername I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
drewstarkey 🔥🔥
yourusername @/drewstarkey 🤭🤭
madelyncline we need to go again
yourusername @/madelyncline cant waitt
user @/madelyncline I wanna go too😔😔
user she is so hot I physically can’t take it anymore
user madelyn looks so good
user @/user all of them do
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madisonbailybabe it girls
yourusername @/madisonbailybabe u’re making me blush🤭
madelyncline @/madisonbailybabe like you😘
drewstarkey my beautiful girl❤️
yourusername @/drewstarkey ure so cute I’m gonna cry
user @/drewstarkey 🥹🥹
user everyone looks so good
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madelyncline you’re so cute and he is he ig
yourusername @/madelyncline so sweet💕
drewstarkey @/madeyncline you’re so mean
user the dog is so cute omg
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user @/yourusername OH MY GOD YOU REPLIED
drewstarkey you’re my little miracle
yourusername @/drewstarkey 💋❤️
yourbestfriend @/drewstarkey just got a toothache
user MY PARENTS
yourusername @/user hi kid 👋
user I bet they burnt the cookies again
yourusername @/user he did
user I’m not a waitress but I would take his tip
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user @/user yk what? Hell yeah
yourbestfriend you guys are so cute I wanna puke
yourusername @/yourbestfriend love you❤️
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drewstarkey love you now and forever
yourusername @/drewstarkey bitch I’m gonna cry 
user why is no one talking about Drew’s story
user @/user it’s So cute
user HIS ARMS
madelyncline did he give you the kid you wanted?
yourusername @/madelyncline no :(
yourbestfriend @/yourusername I can give you one😏
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drewstarkey @/yourusername yk I can see this
user you’re glowing
madisonbailybabe the gingerbread house looks so good
yourusername @/madisonbailybabe thank you babe
drewstarkey @/madisonbailybabe she didn’t let me touch it
yourusername @/drewstarkey you would ruin it
user @/yourusername HELP BAHAHAJAJA😭😭😭
user @/drewstarkey touch what-
user hope he is under my tree
madelyncline threesome
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user @/madelyncline THEY ARE GETTIMG FREAKY AGAIN
user @/madelyncline I VOLUNTEER AS A TRIBUTE
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yourusername @/yourbestfriend OUR CHILD
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user THE HAND PLACEMENT
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drewstarkey @/madelyncline she is locked in my basement. Good luck getting in there
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ALL CREDITS GO TO THE AUTHORS OF THE PICTURES
A/N: merry Christmas to everyone ❤️
Comments and reblogs are always welcomed. Also you can request something if you want🫶
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gothamite-rambler · 1 day ago
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Damian pressed an ice pack to his swollen eye, the aftermath of a dodgeball incident at school earlier that day. The gym teacher had thrown the ball at him for "asking too many questions"—except they weren't even playing dodgeball! Frustrated, he stewed over his options, realizing he couldn’t handle this alone; if he involved his brothers, they might end up getting arrested.
Damian (talking to himself, realization dawning): Wait a minute, my parents don’t even know how awful this gym teacher is! I’ve never told them, but that’s… not right. They should know, or this failed track star nut case will keep getting away with it. I can’t let this swollen eye be for nothing!
With a sigh, Damian removed the ice pack and pulled out his phone.
Damian (while snapping a picture of his injury): I hope they’re not disappointed in me for not fighting back.
He quickly sent the picture to both his mother and father in separate texts, captioned: Look what the gym teacher, Coach Marley did to me.
Talia, upon seeing the picture, spluttered tea all over her living room couch in shock. Her face turned an irate shade of red as she trembled with rage.
Talia: Oh, hell no!
Without a moment’s hesitation, she bolted from her seat, hopped onto a jet, and flew toward Gotham. Meanwhile, Bruce’s reaction was more restrained, though he nearly crushed his phone with his grip.
Tim (calmly, carefully taking the phone from Bruce): Bruce… Bruce, you need to breathe. Give me the phone; let’s keep this evidence.
Bruce growled in frustration but managed to take a deep breath, clearing his throat to contain his fury. School was closed, and it was too soon to go storming in.
Bruce: I need a night to work through this rage. If I go to the school now, I am going to shout a lot of hurtful things in her face because I can't hit a them!
Tim: That’s probably for the best. Do you need any of us to step in?
Bruce: No, I’ll handle this… but I have to call Talia. Damn it.
Tim: Do what you gotta do.
The next morning in her office, Principal Lynn sipped her coffee, reviewing reports, when she heard the sharp clacking of heels approaching. Suddenly, her door was kicked in, and Talia stormed inside, dragging the gym teacher along with her and tossing her onto the floor. The teacher barely appeared conscious and was crying heavily, bruised and battered.
Talia (pointing fiercely at the gym teacher): Explain to me why this harlot has been abusing my child and getting away with it!
Principal Lynn: I—
Talia (raising her voice): I paid you a significant amount to keep my son at this school, and you allowed her to throw dodgeballs at my child for talking?! Explain yourself, knavess!
Principal Lynn: Um, I can explain—
Just then, Bruce arrived, catching his breath as he took in the chaotic scene before him: the gym teacher on the floor, Talia standing over her, and Principal Lynn looking terrified.
Bruce: That… that harlot needs to be fired and arrested!
Talia: Thank you!
Principal Lynn: Right, on it. I’ll call the cops. Just don’t hurt me like you hurt her!
Talia: Call the cops, then!
Nervously, Principal Lynn grabbed the landline phone and dialed 911 while the gym teacher attempted to scramble to her feet. Talia, quick as a flash, delivered a punch to the teacher’s head, sending her crashing down again.
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alisonwritesimagines · 21 hours ago
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Wonderful Christmas Time ~BatFam Imagine~
Summary: The kids think of a present for you for the Christmas holiday.
Author’s Note: Happy holidays everyone!
Reader’s Pronouns: She/Her
Warnings: fluff
Do not repost this anywhere!
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When you adopted your children, you assumed that they didn't have a nice Christmas given their background. So you made it a mission to make sure that they would have the best Christmas every year.
But because you always made their Christmas special, it was your turn to make it special. The kids had asked Alfred to take you and Martha out of the manor while they planned on what to get you.
"We need to one up mom's Christmas gift this year," Dick says.
"What should we get her? Bruce gets her whatever she wants anyway," Cassandra points out.
"Well, I don't know if you guys would be down. But I remember my mom loving everything I made for her for Christmas," Duke mentioned.
"But would mom love it though?" Jason asked.
"Ummi loves the art projects I make from school," Damien says.
"I got it!" Stephanie says out loud, making everyone looking at her. "Let's make mom a scrapbook! Put in all the memories we have with her and put them in a book for her."
"How should we make it then?" Tim asked.
"We each make a page for her and put them in the book," Stephanie said.
"That's a great idea! Let's go get the supplies!" Cassandra says to her as they headed out.
To make sure you didn't see any of the pages, the kids would make their pages when you were either out or when you were asleep. Luckily, Martha was a handful so your focus was with her.
When Christmas finally came around, you and Alfred prepared for your Christmas dinner while the kids got your scrapbook ready and wrapped.
"She's going to love this," Cassandra says.
"Kids! Where are you! Time for presents," you say into the manor coms.
"We're coming!"
"You better be wearing the matching pajamas!" You yelled.
You sat on the couch with Martha as Bruce grabbed some presents for you and Martha. The kids came down with the present and handed it out to you.
"For you ummi," Damien says. Your eyes widen a little as you looked at the present and your kids.
"What's this?" You asked.
"We didn't know what the perfect gift for you would be but we have this for you," Dick says. Bruce sat down next to you and took Martha.
You took the present and unwrapped it. You stared down at the scrapbook before opening it up. You began to tear up as you looked through the pages.
"You guys made this for me?" You asked them as you looked through them.
"Yeah. Bruce always gets you everything you ask for so we decided to make you something instead," Jason says.
"I came up with the idea," Stephanie mentioned.
"I love it," you say, crying from joy.
"You always make Christmas here feel special. The least we can do for you is to make something from the heart," Tim says.
"Don't let Martha see me cry. She's gonna cry as well," you say, hiding your face.
"Aw mom," Cassandra says, hugging you. The kids hugged you making you smile at them.
"I love it. Now, you kids open your gift!" You tell them.
The kids got what they had asked for which they all loved. Bruce had given you new jewelry as well as some new clothes.
"Let's do some pictures before we eat!" You say as you took out the camera.
The kids sat in front of the tree as you, Bruce, and Alfred got Martha's attention to look over at your direction. You quickly took the pictures before Martha finally began to cry.
"And she's hungry. Let's eat now," you say as you picked her up.
Bruce smiled around as the kids talked to each other and to you and Alfred. You sat across from him as you fed Martha. You smiled over at Bruce as he made eye contact with you. Bruce got up from his chair and walked over to you.
"It's your turn to eat. I'll take her," Bruce tells you.
"You sure?"
"Go ahead," Bruce says, kissing your head.
"Thank you."
After eating dinner and having dessert, everyone sat around the living room for a Christmas movie. You lied next to Bruce as Damien handed a blanket over to you.
"What movie should we watch mom?" Jason asked.
"Let's watch the Muppet's Christmas Carol," you tell them.
"Got it," Tim said, putting on Disney+. You got under the blanket with Bruce while the kids took turns in holding Martha.
"Merry Christmas my love," Bruce tells you as he kissed your head.
"Merry Christmas," you say, smiling softly up at him.
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pasteldreams · 1 day ago
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loverboy!matt for winter/ christmas...
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buys you matching sweatshirts and christmas pjs
would never let you leave the house without a jacket because you might catch a cold
carries your jacket when it gets too warm
has an extra hoodie in his car for when your clothes aren’t warm enough
buys your gifts at least a month in advance
and there’s A LOT of gifts…
that man is spoiling you
remember that one thing you said was cute one time? no? well, matt does and now it’s yours
clothes, shoes, jewelry, perfumes, items based on your interests, everything
if you have pets, he would totally buy them gifts too
“they needed a new toy” “they didn’t need 10, matt…” “baby, i couldn’t pick just one”
asks his brothers if they think you’ll like the gifts he bought
“are you sure she’ll like them?” “dude, you’ve asked us the same fucking question every day for weeks, the answer is still yes” “but she’s so special to me, what if-“ “oh my GOD. we get it, you love her. your gifts are great, now shut the fuck up”
would cry if you gave him anything homemade as a gift
every holiday, matt writes you a love letter that he hides in one of the gift boxes
invites you over to watch christmas movies but just ends up staring at you the whole time
“dude, you’re kinda freakin’ me out” “did you know you’re really pretty?”
would take you ice skating
would probably tear up if you ended up getting hurt on the ice
“why are you crying? i’m the one with the twisted ankle” “i’m the reason you got hurt” “no, baby, the ice is the reason i got hurt”
would pull a picture of mistletoe up on his phone to hold above your heads
“you know what that means!” “i don’t think that’s how it works, sweet boy” “can’t you just pretend? for me? pleeease”
would take you on late night drives to look at christmas lights
“when we buy a house together, can we decorate it for the holidays?” “you wanna buy a house together?” “duh, maybe right before we get married” “married?!” “yeah, you’re stuck with me forever, my love”
would "forget" to turn the heater on at night so that you have to cuddle him for warmth
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a/n: just a quick thing i whipped up today, enjoy and happy holidays!
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teddy bear divider by @dollywons and gingerbread divider by @issysh3ll
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mishietishie · 1 day ago
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So you know how many of the jjk men like to tease…? Autistic reader who can’t tell they’re teasing pls 🙏🥺
Such a great concept, anon! I don't know much of autism, just that it's a spectrum, so I hope I've written this well! Also, I wasn't sure if you wanted a SMAU, so I'm just doing a regular thing <3!
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JJK men x Autistic!reader
ft. Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, Toji Fushiguro
TW: angst, hurt to comfort
pt. 1(?)
A/N: This isn't necesarilly autistic!reader coded, this can count for everybody! also i dunno if I'll make a second part, but we'll see.
Satoru Gojo
You were out with your boyfriend, Satoru, to a café in a more quiet part in Tokyo after a long business trip he had to take. He held your hand in his, fingers intertwining while sitting next to the other as you both looked at the menu to see what drinks and foods sparked your interest the most. You pointed at something on the menu, it was a pancake sandwhich shaped like a cat! It was absolutely adorable in your eyes, and you just had to show your boyfriend!
"Satoru, look! A pancake sandwhich shaped like a cat!"
The white haired sorcerer chuckled softly upon your excited chirping. He peered over your shoulder to see the food item that got you so excited. A little smirk formed on his lips as his sunglass-covered eyes scanned the picture
"A pancake sandwhich, huh? You're really lettin' yourself go, babycakes."
Satoru commented as he kissed your cheek. He didn't hold any malice in his tone, he was just teasing you. But to you, it felt like he thought you were gaining too much weight. You placed the menu card down, and got up. Mumbling you had to go to the bathroom. Satoru noticed the look in your eyes. But before he could ask anything, you already went to the restroom. Satoru decided to wait for you to come back, not thinking much of it. That was, until you were in the restroom for longer than usual, which made him grow concerned. He grabbed his phone, texting you.
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"Mochi? What's taking so long?"
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After a couple seconds, Satoru noticed you read his text, but you didn't reply. He knew you only left him on read if you were either multi-tasking or if you were mad at him. He assumed the latter.
Meanwhile, you were crying in the bathroom stall, thinking your boyfriend thought you were getting too fat for his liking. You tried to calm yourself down by playing with your rings, but it didn't help much. In the midst of your crying session, you could hear a familliar knock on the door of the women's restroom and a soft voice speaking from behind it.
"Honeybun? Are you there? Can you come out for me, please?"
You let out a shaky sigh, stepping out of the stall. You quickly washed your face and dried it with a paper towel before stepping out, avoiding your boyfriend's concerning gaze. He gently took your hand and lead you out of the cafe to a side alley before speaking
"What's wrong, sweetpea? Did something overwhelm you? You can talk with me, I'll listen"
Satoru stated, a soft smile on his lips as he tried to comfort you by rubbing a thumb over your knuckles, waiting patiently as you gathered the courage to voice your thoughts.
"Toru? Do you think I'm gaining too much weight for your liking?"
You avoided his widening gaze when the words fell from your lips. Satoru was silent for a second before speaking up, his voice soft
"What? Of course not, babycakes! You're perfect to me, so what makes ya think that?"
A lump you didn't know was in your throat got swallowed as a red blush crept on your cheeks from embarassment and endearment. Of course Satoru thought you were perfect, he always told you that. But his words just felt so mean to you..
"Well.. When we we're ordering and I showed you the pancake sandwhich, you said I was really letting myself go.."
Your boyfriend's blue eyes widened as guilt slowly filled them, he totally forgot that you had a hard time taking hints like sarcasm and teasing, taking things often too literally. He carefully wrapped his arms around you, holding you in a gentle embrace as he hid his face in your hair
"I'm so sorry, babycakes. I was just teasing you.. Didn't mean to make ya feel bad 'bout yourself.."
He mumbled, kissing the crown of your head. You hugged him back, sighing as you hid in his chest. You both stayed like that for a while until Satoru spoke up, a smile on his lips
"Cmon, babycakes. Let's go get those pancake sandwhiches. I'm starving"
It's save to say that Satoru would be trying his best to hold back his teasing comments for your own sake and self-esteem
Suguru Geto
Suguru walks after you in one of the bustling malls of Tokyo. Your boyfriend was internally disgusted by all the filfthy monkeys around you both, but he didn't let his distaste show. After all, today was supposed to be a fun shopping outing for the both of you since he has been preoccupied lately. Meanwhile, you happily gaze at the shop displays to see which shop you wanted to see first. Eventually, a cute display caught your eye. It was a beautiful layered dress with white frills at the edges. You headed towards the display and showed it to your raven-haired boyfriend
"Suguru, look how cute that dress is! Wouldn't it fit so well with my new shoes?"
Suguru switched his gaze from your beautiful face to the shopping display. He let out a soft huff, imagening you in that dress. It wasn't exactly your everyday style, but he knew you could make anything look good.
"Someone's feeling a little bold today, isn't she?"
Once those words left his mouth, you couldn't focus on what he was saying next. Did he think you wouldn't look good in it? Did he hate the dress? Was he making fun of it, of you??
Your racing thoughts distracted you from how he said you'd look good in it. Your feet simply dragged you away from the display. Suguru's eyebrows knitted together in concern as you suddenly left without a word. What happened? He couldn't tell. Your boyfriend wasted no time in following after you.
"Darling, what's wrong? I thought you said you liked the dress? Don't you want to get it?
He was met with silence, which he didn't like. He firmly grabbed your wrist, but still making sure not to hurt you.
"Sweetheart, I asked you something. The least you could do is answe-"
You suddenly pulled your hand out of his grip, telling him to leave you alone as you ran into the busy crowd. Suguru was concerned, what happened? Did he do something wrong? He honestly couldn't tell. When he tried following after you, he eventually lost you in the large crowd. Frustration and concern bubbled up inside him. The raven-haired cult leader sent out some of his smaller curses to search for you across the mall.
Meanwhile, you were infront of some sort of bookstore, panting heavily from how fast you were running. You felt like crying. Suguru's comment made you confused. He never said something like that to you, so it made you feel sad. You knew you shouldn't have just run off like that and give him an answer, but your emotions got a hold of you.
Still upset, you decided to head to a cafe across the bookstore and order yourself something to cheer yourself up. You sat on a sofa and ordered your favorite. A few minutes later, you got your drink and were about to enjoy it as much as you could until you noticed something out of the window.
It was one of Suguru's curses, jumping and pointing at you. In the distance, you could see Suguru approach. When he saw you through the cafe's window, he seemed relieved. Suguru flicked his wrist and the curse dissapeared as he made his way inside.
You sheepishly averted your gaze, your eyes filled with guilt. Suguru sat next to you and wrapped and arm around your waist, pulling you closer
"Oh, sweetheart. You're alright.."
His voice was filled with relief as he tenderly kissed your forehead before placing a hand on your soft cheek, his eyebrows still slightly furrowed.
"Why did you run away, love? What's going on? I wan't you to tell me the truth."
A sigh escaped your lips, averting your gaze as he cupped your face so tenderly. It made you feel bad about not telling him before.
"Well, when I showed you that dress, you said I was getting bold.. Do you think I'd look ugly with the dress, Sugu?"
Your boyfriend's eyebrows raised, realizing why you reacted like that so suddenly. He felt stupid now. He completely forgot you can't easily tell when someone's just teasing you.
"Oh, Y/N, I didn't mean it like that! I was just teasing you, I think you would look wonderful in that dress, my pretty girl."
Your cheeks reddened a little, feeling silly because of the way you reacted..
"I'm sorry, Sugu.. I should've told you earlier instead of acting so childish.."
Suguru smiled softly, kissing the top of your head while rubbing your back tenderly
"It's okay, pretty. 's not your fault." he mumbled, grabbing your hand in his.
"Let's go back to that store, and you can try out that dress to see for yourself how pretty you'll look, alright?"
And with a smile, you nodded. Quickly paying for your drink before walking hand-in-hand with Suguru to the shop. Guess this day will have a good end after all.
Toji Fushiguro
You and Toji had been dating for a while. You were aware of what he did, and that he wasn't always home because of it. But you didn't mind taking care of Megumi when he wasn't there, you loved the kid with your whole heart!
Today was one of those rare moments when Toji was home. Megumi was fast asleep and you two decided to have a cozy night in, watching TV. Though, you weren't really focused on the show in front of you, instead, you were talking Toji's ear off about a comic series you read with Megumi the other day. Toji listened to your every word, though it didn't look like he seemed interested, he was, really. He was happy whenever you and Megumi found something you both enjoyed, it made his heart swell despite the aloof exterior he always tried to keep.
Middle into your info-dumping session, Toji interrupted you
"Yeah, ma, sounds really interestin'. How 'bout we continue watching the movie, yeah?"
To Toji, it didn't feel like he said anything wrong, he just wanted you to also focus on the movie a little since you kept on asking him to see it. But to you it felt like he was dismissing your info-dumping. A seed of insecurity was planted into your head as the idea of Toji finding your constant chatting annoying gnawed at the back of your mind. So much to the point that you just zoned out.
Toji looked down at you, mindlessly staring into space. He waved a hand infront of you, but when you didn't react he called out to you
Eventually after the fifth time of him calling, you snapped out of your 'trance'. You looked up at Toji who seemed a little concerned
"Hey ma, y'r alright? You were kinda out of it just now"
You gulped, nodding your head while averting your eyes. You didn't feel so good, so you got up, saying you had to go to the bathroom.
Toji was a bit concerned, but he figured you just needed to wash your face or something.
So when you didn't come out the bathroom after 15 minutes, he got up and knocked on the door, being careful to not wake Megumi who was asleep down the hallway
"Everything good there, ma? You been there for a while now.."
Truth be told, everything was not good. You couldn't help overthinking about what he said, which lead to you subconsciously scratching your lower arms. You didn't hear Toji calling out for you until the door was suddenly kicked open.
There in the doorway stood Toji, who got onto his knees infront of you, holding your hands
"Hey, hey, ma. What's wrong, huh? Why y'r scratchin' yerself? Come on, talk to me, sweetheart."
You managed to look up at Toji, blinking a few times and taking some deep breaths before speaking
"It's.. It's just- God, Toji- do you think I'm.. annoying? That I.. talk too much?"
The raven haired man's eyebrows knitted together at that question, one of his hands went to caress your cheek with his thumb while the other still held your hand
"Hah? Course not, ma. What makes ya think that?"
You look down at your hands before looking back up at Toji. God, you felt so embarassed, and for what? You didn't know. You let out a shaky breath before replying
"Well.. When I was talking to you about the comics I read with Megumi the other day, it felt like you were dismissing me cause I talk to much.."
Toji let out a huff when you said that, though it wasn't one of annoyance. He gently wrapped his big arms around you, bringing you close
"I'm sorry, dollface. Didn't mean to make you feel that way. I love hearing ya talk, ma. But I wanted to have you focus on the movie 'cause you kept asking to see it with me."
That made your cheeks flush in embarassment, you hid your face into Toji's chest, mumbling apologies which earned you a gentle swat at the back of your head from Toji.
"Don't apologize, dollface. Now, how 'bout we watch the movie another time and you tell me all about those comics, yea?"
When Toji saw you nodding your head, he grinned and picked you up over his shoulder, which made you squeal in surprise. The assasin went to grab the doorknob, but then realized that he had kicked it down...
Guess you two will have to go door shopping tomorrow..
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morcez · 2 days ago
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content: very toxic, frat boy x reader, potential characters at the end.
Frat!bf who’s the literal definition of trouble. If you were to look up the word trouble in the dictionary, a picture of his face would be there.
Frat!bf who’s the most popular guy on campus. Your standard backwards cap frat boy. His words smoother than butter, the type of guy to talk any girl out her pants. He has the face and stature of a god, very easy on the eyes.
Frat!bf who would rarely take you on dates. Opting that the backseat of his car was romantic enough.
Frat!bf who suggested that you two should keep your relationship a secret, just for awhile. You reluctantly agree because you knew if your friends found out who you were dating, you would get an earful “Let’s just keep this our little secret for right now, okay princess?” It’s been months and he insists that you two should stay secret.
Frat!bf who only ever calls you when he’s high
Frat!bf who makes you realize your relationship isn’t normal. You get upset when your friends talk about how well their boyfriends treat them. The cute dates they take them, the romantic situations they’d experience. The most romantic experience your boyfriend has ever given you is making out in the janitors closet.
Frat!bf who completely ghosts you whenever he’s at a party. Location turned off, phone on do not disturb, not answering any of your text and calls.
Frat!bf who shows up at your doorstep the next day, clearly hung over. “I missed you baby.”
You let him in with intentions of ending your relationship there and then.
Frat!bf who is uninterested in your conversation when you start listing off the reasons why he’s a shitty boyfriend. “Relax princess, don’t worry your pretty head about all that.”
Frat!bf who has an excuse for every complaint you have. “There was no service, that’s why my location wasn’t working.” “She’s just a friend.” “you know your the only one, baby.”
Frat!bf who’s attention is finally grabbed when you start crying, suggesting that you two should break up.
Frat!bf who’s heart shatters when he hears your words. Feeling his chest pang with guilt as he see’s tears running down your cheeks
Frat!bf who ignore your weak protest when he holds you in his arms. Weakly pushing large body away does no progress. He hold you close to his chest and whispers sweet words as he kisses the top of your head. “I’m so sorry princess .” “Your too good for me.” “Baby please don’t do this, I love you.”
Frat!bf who’s words calm you down, allowing yourself to be in his embrace.
Frat!bf who swears he will change his ways and make you a priority. “Princess please, I swear I’ll change. One more chance, please. I can’t live without you.” 
Frat!bf who probably won’t change the way he is, it’s already deeply coded into his person. You give him another chance anyways, you hat to admit it but you couldn’t deal being without him.
Characters: Geto, Gojo, Toji, Eren Yeager, Jean Kirstein
i made a fic on this with Geto :3 lmk if I should post it
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nilfgaardianleviosa · 1 day ago
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I wrote a short one-shot to commemorate Catviman, because he's amazing and I love him. Thank you, @rivaerys, for letting me do something for your art! Just in time for Levi's b-day, too.
More than Just a Hobby 1.3k words, 5 min read, mostly fluff Tw: Cat-calling, short instance of being followed
“Come on, pretty lady. Where you going?”
You hugged your purse tighter across your body, walking briskly down the dark street. This creep had been following you for the past five blocks now. There was no one else around. You had deliberately avoided going straight to your house, trying to think of a way to shake the guy or at least call the cops before he caught up to you. 
Damnit, where the hell was your phone?
His voice came closer than before. “I promise to show you a good time.”
You ignored him, digging through your purse. When your fingers finally brushed the glass screen, you internally rejoiced. But then, not a second later, the creep was practically on top of you. He caught your wrist and sneered in your face, smelling strongly of alcohol and cigarettes. “Whatcha got in there, huh?”
“L-Let go!”
He tightened his grip, and the thought of screaming finally came to mind, but something beat you to the punch. 
Meow!!
There was a flash of black, and your stalker lurched away, screaming as a small cat latched onto his face. It yeowled and hissed, paws flying as it viciously clawed at his eyes. You stumbled back in shock, watching the man grasp and struggle, trying unsuccessfully to rip the feral cat off of him. 
Then, right as you thought you might have understood what was going on, a man clad in black appeared next to you. He stepped forward and delivered a swift roundhouse kick to the stalker’s torso. 
“Gwaahhh!” The stalker fell to the ground in a heap, and the cat jumped away, gracefully landing on the pavement. The man wallowed in pain on the sidewalk, clutching his bleeding face.
The events were jarring enough to make you cry out in confusion. “Oh my goodness!”
“Calm down, please,” said the man in black, adjusting his gloves. Directing your attention to him revealed a sight that you couldn’t quite believe.
There, standing with his arms crossed, was Catviman. 
The mysterious hero of the city. An infamous crime fighter known far and wide. Although he worked outside the law, the police sometimes relied on him to catch the city’s toughest criminals. A few times you had been lucky enough to see the giant cat-shaped spotlight they beamed into the sky during times of need. You had pictures of it on your cell phone to show off to your friends. They would never believe this. 
Catviman was…shorter than you had imagined. He was wearing his signature cat-eared helmet and red goggles over his eyes. The shine of his leather suit bulged with lean muscles, and to top off the classic Catviman look you had seen in the papers, there was a deep scowl set into his face. 
It was really him. 
As you searched for words to say, his cat trotted over. He leaned down to let it jump onto his shoulder, and you noticed for the first time that it was wearing a tiny white cravat. 
“Are you alright?” he asked, standing up straight and reaching up to scratch the cat’s cheek. It purred and happily craned its neck to get more scritches under the chin. 
This was surreal. “Uh—yeah. Thanks, for saving me.”
“Don’t mention it.” He pulled out a phone and dialed a number before putting it to his ear. “Hey, it’s me. Got another one, corner of fiftieth and Rainey.” As he went to hang up, someone shouted at him from the other line. 
“Damnit Catviman! Can we have five minutes to—“ 
Click. 
“Cops’ll be here soon,” he said, pocketing the phone. “You’ll need to give them a witness report. Shouldn’t take long.”
“Oh, okay.” You stood there in silence for a moment, still in a bit of shock. The stalker groaned, writhing in pain on the ground. Then you remembered your manners. “Is there anything I can do to thank you? I do have some cash…” You began to dig for your wallet, but he held a hand out to stop you. 
“Please don’t worry about it. I’m not here for your money.”
You looked at him, a bit wide-eyed. “Then what should I give you?”
He shrugged. “Nothing.”
“Are you sure?”
He nodded once, completely straight faced. “Positive.”
Wow, Catviman wasn’t just a crime fighter, he had a heart of gold. But even if this was just a hobby for him, you didn’t want to walk away without showing some appreciation. “Well, at least let me thank your cat for saving me.”
Catviman raised his shoulder, bouncing his sidekick slightly as he gave it a dirty look. “Psh, this guy? He gets spoiled enough with treats.”
You walked closer anyway, reaching your hand out and giving him a questioning look. “Maybe just some pets then?”
“Uh, sure.”
You let the cat sniff your fingers before going up to scratch his head. He happily closed his eyes in response, purring loudly and tilting his head when you rubbed his ears. “Aw, you’re so sweet. Thank you for saving me, Mister.”
“His name is Nightwing.”
“How cute!” You leaned in to let the cat touch his nose to yours, leaving you smiling when you turned to meet Catviman’s eyes. His gaze was intense from underneath the red goggles. You took in a breath, realizing how close you had gotten just by petting his sidekick. Catviman was really quite handsome. “Um, he’s really sweet.”
“Yeah.” His voice was deep and smooth. It gave you a sense of comfort and familiarity. 
You blushed. “Can I, uh, can I give you something, too?”
“Like what?”
“A small token of my appreciation?”
Catviman stared at you for another moment, unsure of what to say. You touched his arm and leaned forward, and he tensed. “What are you—“
Before he could react, you planted a soft kiss on his cheek. One fit for a hero. 
Catviman huffed as you pulled away, rubbing his cheek as the other one turned a shocking shade of pink. “That’s…you didn’t have to do that.”
“But I wanted to. It’s the least I could do.”
“Tch, alright.”
He regained his poise and met your gaze, and you felt a tug at your heart. Something about this mysterious masked man enticed you beyond words. Maybe you could ask for his number, just in case you needed to call him, with an emergency of course. 
A police siren chirped, and red and blue lights flashed brightly throughout the street. You turned to watch a cop car pull up next to the curb. Two disgruntled officers climbed out and began to walk over.
“You alright, ma’am?” one asked. 
“Yes, I’m fine.” You turned to give Catviman the credit for your well-being, but the street was empty save for your stalker. 
Catviman was gone. 
That night, you dreamed of a cat-eared helmet and a tiny cravat, and of getting to thank Catviman with a proper kiss. His strong arms would have wrapped around you, holding you in a safe embrace as his lips met yours over and over again. Just like the romantic scenes in the superhero movies. 
But maybe he was destined to be the one that got away.
Nonetheless, in the morning you felt incredibly happy. Thankful to just be safe, and to know that someone amazing had saved you, even if he didn’t share the same interest you had for him. 
When you walked into the break room at work, itching to tell someone your story, you were ecstatic to see your favorite cat-loving coworker making his morning tea. 
“Levi! You’ll never guess what happened to me last night.”
He turned, leaning on the counter with a mug in his hands, and he gave you that signature bored look. “Please make it interesting this time.”
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bookshelf-crier · 2 days ago
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watching the harry potter movies again as 1. an adult and 2. a marauders’ fan is a painful experience:
the mirror of Erised scenes make me cry now. also the fact that they aged up lily and james makes it worse because i keep picturing them as 21 years olds. harry was 11. they were only 10 years older than him. it is actually horrifying. when ollivander said that it felt like yesterday that his parents were buying their wands, it had only been 21 years.
anytime harry is in the dorm room i think about the marauders. i reckon the castle was funky and he ended up in their old dorm room. maybe even james’ old bed. i make myself upset. what if there are little carvings in the bedposts of all their initials?? what then??
every time harry sits by that little window in the dorm my brain goes to wolfstar smoking (together or alone) by that window. i can picture it so clearly.
when mcgonagall looks at harry i just know she is seeing james (and lily). but those quidditch stunts he pulls like standing up on his broom in the first movie to catch the snitch definitely reminded her of sirius and james. there is no way they wouldn’t pull that sort of dangerous crap and then end up in the hospital wing.
oh and snape. he sees his bully and his best friend in harry. just thought i’d throw that in there.
and of course. the resurrection stone scene. i bawl at that anyway, with the marauders stuff on top… i fear it will break me beyond repair. again, a reminder that james and lily were only 3 years older than harry in that scene. they were still babies and they were comforting their baby as he goes to die. it is so heartbreaking.
if sirius had seen ginny and harry together, for a second he would have seen james and lily. PAIN.
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phant0mth1ef · 17 hours ago
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chapter 13: tested for an std
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the venue was larger than what you were using to playing, and your bass sat comfortably on your lap as you took a seat backstage, watching the anarchy set up.
you didn’t know how to break things off.
didn’t know what to tell the man who’d honestly done nothing but love you for the two months that you’d known him. and the smile he was giving you at the moment wasn’t helping.
you’d gotten up from your seat, making your way over to where he was messing with his microphone stand.
“can i talk to you?” with that, he’d turned around and smiled at you, it was soft. warm. genuine.
“of course, what’s up?”
“in private, please.” he’d nodded as you took his hand in yours, leading him out to where the back door was.
the both of you stood by the exit, his eyes never leaving yours as you’d attempted to look the other way.
“ah.” he spoke, realizing why your gaze wouldn’t meet his.
you’d looked at the ground, ashamed. you did feel bad, but you knew you couldn’t stay in a relationship with someone who your heart didn’t yearn for.
“it’s. well.” he started to speak, breaking a silence that enveloped the both of you.
“i’m not gonna say it’s fine and that i get it. because honestly it’s not fine and i don’t get it. i’ve done nothing but be kind and understanding to you and you reassured me and told me you didn’t have feelings for him anymore. you let me get comfortable and essentially used me for physical interaction. i’m not going to stand here and pretend like it’s fair and your feelings are valid. but i’m also not going to berate you any longer.” he sighed, putting one hand on his hip and raising the other to hold his temple.
“because i know what it’s like to want someone who you know you can’t have.”
you’d seen his head move to where kendo was setting up her drums, and how his eyes lit up.
“m’sorry.” you mumbled, but he’d simply waved it off and walked away to continue fumbling with his microphone.
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their performance all in all was fine, but you’d been sleuthing twitter and could tell what everyone had been saying about you and monoma. how you’d watched him so lovingly from backstage, a picture of you sat and watching intently was going around.
truthfully you were just trying to look at the crowd.
and it wasn’t until you were the one in front of the microphone with your bass that you’d seen a tuft of blonde hair that you’d known all too well.
you were swallowing your pride, and your ears nearly going deaf due to kaminaris loud drumming in your ear, you’d pretended you hadn’t seen him as your tongue enunciated each word clearly.
on the other side of the stage sat bakugou with his friends as they’d all eyed him as he’d eyed you, unable to pull his eyes off of you once you’d said the first lyric; almost like he knew the song was about him.
“dude, she sounds like she’s about to cry.” sero shouted to todoroki over the loud music, but he didn’t hear them. how could he hear them?
when you were standing right there looking so breathtakingly talented and beautiful to him.
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formulaisa · 3 days ago
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hi, could you please do a smau thing where where another driver accidentally hard launches pepe and readers relationship, and just like how the fans react and other drivers who didnt know react. I hope this makes sense :)
Secret's Out | Pepe Marti
Summary: You and Pepe are teammates and had planned to soft launch your relationship to avoid fan criticism. All of that changes when someone slips up...
Warnings: some spanish (with translations)
Author's note: AHHHH! I love this request. I made them teammates so it's more high stakes and their dynamic makes more sense. I added Gaby and Christian because I just love them so much. Also, as a Spaniard, I had to include football references. This is my first ever post on this account and first ever smau. If you have any feedback or suggestions, I'd really appreciate it. I hope you enjoy! <3 F2/F3 masterlist / homepage / main masterlist
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yourusername past few weeks back home in madrid. getting ready for Qatar and Abu Dhabi!!
user1 IT GIRL
yourbestfriend is that who i think it is.....???
yourusername😊😊😊
user2 ummm the flowers?????
→ user3 omg she's soft launching
gabyprentice gorgeous <3
→ yourusername all you ❤️
user4 her life looks like my pinterest board
user5 OMG WHO IS THIS MAN???
user6 she's stunning wow
user7 she really does it all...
→ user8 ikr?? f2 driver, baddie.... → user 7 😭😭😭
user9 i'm so nosy, i need to know who this is
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[mi amor = my love]
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f2gossip 🚨due to recent posts, fans speculate that y/n l/n is soft launching a new relationship. all we know, he's a Barca fan. who could it be???
user1: it HAS to be Pepe. there's no way it's not. he's literally from Barcelona
→ user2: it couldn't have been Pepe in the Barca jersey. He's was already in London when she posted it → user3: let me be delulu!!!
user4: crazy day to be a Campos fan
user5: i don't care who it is. i'm LIVING for this tea rn
user6: we're so delulu. i love this.
user7: it HAS to be Pepe. The way he looks at her....
user8: everyone is speculating WAY too much about this. who cares?
user9: guys i don't know if it's Pepe. I feel like he's slightly tanner than the hand in the pictures ☹️☹️☹️
user10: i'm going to cry if it's not Pepe. They're my dream couple
user11: team dynamics are going to be MESSY if it is him
user12: agreed, we don't even know if it's him in the pictures and if it is, it's a total PR mess for Campos. people need to stop speculating
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pepemartiofficial Mary Poppins who 🪄☔
christian.mansell i'm siingin in the rain, i'm singin' in the raaaiin!
user1: You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ellla, eh, eh, eh!
gabyprentice_ @/yourusername they need help
→yourusername it's bad
user2: WHO ARE THESE DIVAS💜
user3: more like Christian and Pepe Poppins
user4: my fav couple 😍😍😍
user5: okay now post y/n
user6: LIVING for this London content
user7: cutiessss
user8: favorite duooooo 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
user9: photo credits to gaby and y/n NOW!!!!
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yourusername London with friends + major third wheeling >>>>>>
christian.mansell your just jealous of our love
→ pepemartiofficial fr → gabyprentice_ @/yourusername it's okay bbg, you have me → christian.mansell fuck nvm
pepemarti i'm mary poppins!!!
→ yourusername stick to racing...
gabyprentice_ you're beyond stunning
→ yourusername AHHH LOVE YOU SM → user1: pepe and y/n? no i'm team y/n and gaby!!!!
user2: i'm obsessed with this group dynamic
user2: OMG GUYS ITS PEPE HOLDING THE UMBRELLA
→ user4: i'm actually dying they're so cute → user5: guys give it a rest, there's no real evidence that they're together
user6: PEPE IF YOU DON'T WANT HER I'LL TAKE HER
user7: i'm going to be so upset if they're not actually together bc this is so adorable
user8: BEAUTIFUL
user9: OMG STOP PEPE AND CHRISTIAN
user10: GUYS I NEED CONFIRMATION OF THIS RELATIONSHIP RN
→ user11: they're too cute to not be a real couple
user12: this girl is living my dream
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christian.mansell a week of ACTUALLY third wheeling in London
gabyprentice_ i was there too. you weren't third wheeling ☹️☹️☹️
→ user1 justice for my girl gaby!!!
user1 THE LAST PICTURE
user2 OH MY GOD THERE'S NO WAY
user3 NO WAY THEY'RE ACTUALLY TOGETHER
user4 CANNOT BELIEVE THEY USED CHRISTIAN TO HARD LAUNCH
→ user5 omg wait it was probably an accident. like why else would we be finding out through HIS instagram → user6 this is crazy...
user7 MOTHER AND FATHER
user8 THEY'RE DATING THEY'RE DATING THEY'RE DATING
user9 stop this is the cutest thing ever
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pepemartiofficial well, secret’s out now
yourusername te amo mucho ❤️❤️❤️ [i love you so much] → pepemartiofficial te quiero más [i love you more] → yourusername eso no es posible [that's not possible] → user1 IM CRYING THEY'RE TOO CUTE
christian.mansell low key glad i made this mistake
→ pepemartiofficial i'm still not letting that go mate
gabyprentice_ omg favorite couple
user2 i'm so obsessed with them
user3 THEY'RE SO ADORABLE STOP
user4 AHHHHHHHHHHH
user5 i don't even know how to process this
→ user6 ikkkk and the fact that it was CHRISTIAN who hard launched them??? 😭😭😭😭😭
user7 MY Spanish royal family
user8 NOOO MY CHANCES ARE RUINED WITH PEPE
→ user9 girl, what chances
user10 they're meant for each other
user11 mother and father
user12 we all have to admit, he's so much hotter than her
→ user 13 ummm, who's we???
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yourusername christian cannot keep his mouth shut
christian.mansell oopsies!!!
pepemartiofficial i'm the luckiest man alive
→ yourusername te amo con todo mi corazón [i love you with my whole heart] → user1 ugh i want a love like theirs
gabyprentice_ cuties
→ yourusername not as cute as you 😏😏😏😏 → user2 still team y/n and gaby!!!
user3 so so so insanely obsessed with them
camposracing glad to have contributed to this love story
user 4 I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!!!
user5 it couple
user6 how did she even pull him???
→ pepemartiofficial open your eyes??? → user7 AHHHHH → user8 OMG HE'S DEFENDING HER
user9 god, i'm so lonely
user10 DREAM COUPLE
user11 the cutest ever
user12 PEPE I CAN FIGHT
user13 in LOVE with this
user14 i'm sorry for ever doubting this couple's existence
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f2gossip our new happy couple, pepe marti and y/n l/n, spotted kissing at a restaurant in barcelona
user1 DAMNNNNN OKAYYYY
user2 they really said HARD LAUNCH
user2 guess they're done hiding it 😂😂😂😂
user3 they’re actually perfect together 😩
user4 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
user5 they're so iconic
user6 the cutest
user7 still can’t believe they’re together 😍😍😍😍
user8 wow, was not expecting them to be making out in public THIS fast
→ user9 to be fair, I would be doing the same thing if I was y/n
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a/n: ahhhh!!! I hope you guys liked it!! this is my first ever smau, so i worked really hard. please let me know if you have any suggestions or feedback. send in any requests you have for my next piece!!
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✩₊˚.⋆ all work belongs to formulaisa. please don’t modify, translate, or share my writing, and don’t feed it to AI.
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themeridian · 18 hours ago
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Redacted Headcannons!!
as my holiday gift to all
•Gavin always wears sunglasses, no matter the season-if it’s anywhere close to sunny he’s wearing them
^He claims it’s because its cunt and don’t get me wrong it is but his eyes are sensitive to the sun
•Gavin is genderfluid
•Gavin was absolutely heartbroken when burlesque was removed from netflix
•dear has really healthy hair and is horrified by how dead freelancers is
^they bleach and dye it different colors like every other week
•when they were at the 7-11 and met gavin for the first time, freelancer was wearing minecraft creeper pj pants and an adventure time hoodie
•Freelancer and Huxley are very time blind
•damn crew have weekly hangouts watching movies or playing games every friday
•Cam has a charge with Alzheimer's and he doesn't memory modify them as they start to get more sick because they just dont remember either way but one day (they had lost their ability to talk by then) they looked at him like they remembered him and acted like they knew him
^he cried about it that night
•Angel is a trans ftm actor that will probably never go on T because of their job
^a binder is their best friend
^^Davey bugs them about binder safety all the time
•Angel has a southern accent but is really good at covering it up unless theyre drunk or sleepy
•Asher is not trans but makes those tiktoks being like "vote for their rights" and its like every single girl he ever met in a slideshow
•Asher has parasomnia
•Ash wants to be the "cool uncle" to aggro but aggro is not having it.
•one time vincent found Lovely crying a month or so after their turning and panicked and was all like "are you okay? what's wrong?" and they were literally having a mental breakdown over being bored
•Darlin has a crush on valentine from monster high
•after the pack watched smile 2 sweetheart smiled at milo like in the movie and everyone else was like "no theyre still in the bathroom??" for like 2 minutes just to mess with him
•marie handed out baby pictures of all the wolves to the mates and they were GUSHING over them
•baby milo with (surprisingly long) curls.
•on dears first christmas with the damn crew, they got everyone tickets to a music festival
•at said music festival, lasko did almost get heatstroke
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lonelyisamyw-0love · 3 days ago
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Hymn to Virgil
Moon knight HC’s
Dedicated to @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction for being an incredible friend and encouraging (bullying me) into writing more lol 💖💖💖 (Merry Christmas Eve friend)
Summary: reader is singing new Hozier song, Hymn to Virgil. The boys overhear them singing at different points. None of the boys have ever heard reader sing so this is their first impression.
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Marc
• Hates being moon knight, hates the fighting, the guilt, the heaviness
• He lands lightly on the balcony where you’ve left the window open for him
• He tells you not to (for safety reasons), but you do anyways (he deserves a warm welcome home)
• His suit recedes, the injuries incurred long gone but the soreness feels bone deep as he climbs through the window
• He hears music playing that’s nothing new, you practically always have background music playing
• But he can hear something over it…he walks around to the kitchen and is sees something that makes him forget Khonshu, forget being a protector of the travelers of the night
• You’ve cooking dinner, unaware of him singing softly to yourself
• You turn to a picture of you and Marc last year on a picnic he planned
• One of the rare occurrences he was just…him
• Smiling you sing the lyrics “I would burn the world to bring some heat to you” as you trace his face in the photo.
• Marc doesn’t realize he’s crying til he sniffles and your turn around, startled
• You rush over, wiping the tears from his cheeks, checking for injuries when he gently takes your hands in his
• “Did you mean that?” he asks you in a soft voice, thumbs rubbing gentle circles on the back of your hands. “w-what you said-sang…did you mean it?”
• You think for a moment, you were just singing in the moment but the pieces slot together
• You flip your hands to pull Marc into a hug, gently rubbing his back
• “Of course I do Marc”, you murmur softly. “I’d do anything to make sure you were happy and taken care of”
• Marc feels something crack in his chest, a warmth long forgotten filling his chest as he pulls you into a vice like grip
• You stand in an embrace as the song continues to play, Marc murmuring soft “thank you”s against you
Jake
• You’re mouthing along to the music playing through Jake’s car speakers as he pumps gas
• “Hey cielo…let’s skip the holiday party tonight” you say, turning the music down and leaning out the window towards him
• He quirks an eyebrow at you as he finishes with the gas “You sure Cariño? You were looking forward to it all month”
• He slides back into the driver’s seat, kissing your cheek softly. The engine turns over with a gentle purr and soon enough you two are back on the road
• You gaze out the window, watching the world pass by “I don’t want to go if they’re going to be weird around you” you reply softly
• One hand rubs circles on your thigh as he drives “Cariño, you know we don’t care what people think. I am happy to get dressed up and be your arm candy” he chuckles, the sound a soft rumble that always makes you smile
• You try to think about how to put your thoughts into words: how you don’t want Jake to have to dress up for people whose opinion don’t really matter, how you’ve heard some of your coworker’s snide remarks about your boys in general, how you’d rather be with him than them
• Serendipitously you catch the lyrics of a familiar song playing and smile. “Hey Jake?”
• He hums in acknowledgement, keeping an eye on traffic when you sing softly, reaching over and softly kissing his cheek
• “I wouldn't be seen walking through any door/ Some place that you're not welcome to”
• If Jake wasn’t already smitten with you, he is full-blown, head over heels for you now. His heart fluttering in his chest “¿tu cantas?”
• You chuckle and nod “occasionally. But did you hear the lyrics? I’d rather-“
• Jake nods as he changes lanes and makes a U-turn “si si, I heard you and it makes me so happy to hear that. But you-tu voz… we’re making a pit stop and then going home”
• Your chuckle turns into a full-blown laugh “where’s the fire? Where’re we headed now cielo?”
• Jake smiles and laces his fingers with yours as he drives “to get some vinyls so I can hear more of that angelic singing”
Steven
• You decided to stop over at the museum to surprise Steven on his lunch break, sneaking him some vegan treats you made. Nodding along to the music in your headphones until you hear the grating sound of Donna’s voice.
• “Your ‘ead must be full of cotton Stevie. Don’t know what I’m thinkin’ keepin’ you on staff” her voice sets you on edge, but you steel your own emotions as you hurry inside to see Donna standing with her arms crossed chewing her gum obnoxiously as Steven stands there trying to advocate for himself.
• If that wasn’t bad enough, there are still customers in the gift shop. If you were upset before, you’re incensed now.
• “Donna if you would jus-” Steven tries to interject but Donna carries on “Should’ve fired you when you vandalized the bloody toilets.”
• You walk over, excusing yourself as you pass other customers. Relief flooding his features as he sees you. Donna turns to see you approaching, giving you a snide look-over.
• “Hi hun, I wanted to come and stop by for your lunch break. There wouldn’t be any reason that’s stopping you from being able to go on the uninterrupted 20 minute break that you are legally required to have…right? you ask, looking pointedly at Donna. There are several gasps from the customers in the gift shop
• Donna looks at them, as if she is suddenly aware of all the eyes on her. Fuming, she stalks off muttering to herself. You frown as she leaves and take a deep breath before focusing on Steven again.
• Steven runs his hand through his curls, taking a deep breath “thanks love. You always show up just at the right time don’t you?”
• You smile and put the “Out on Break” sign on the counter as the customers meander back into the lobby or out of the museum.
• Walking hand in hand, you two sit on the steps outside. A nice breeze blows as you hand him the small container. “Here. Made fresh this morning.” Steven’s face lights up and takes the container. He hums happily as he bites into one “you should be on one of those shows love. Better than most actual chefs.” You smile and roll your eyes; you’re pretty sure you could burn something to a crisp and Steven would still love it.
• “Oh! I’ve been listening to this song a lot recently. I wanted to share it with you” You hand him a headphone and begin it over again.
• He shifts slightly closer to you, loving this shared experience as Hozier’s voice sings out to you both.
• Steven smiles at you, literal hearts for eyes when you turn to smile at him. You reach over and run your fingers through his curls, the way he enjoys as you sing “I do not do this for myself/ I'd walk through Hell on living feet for you”
• Stevens eyes widen as the words register in his brain. It’s as if in that moment it’s just you and him in the world. You’re not even sure he’s breathing, and to be fair, he isn’t either. But he couldn’t care less.
• You sang. You sang to him. You serenaded him and he doesn’t think he can ever hear another song that isn’t sung by you ever again
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janahanooo · 13 hours ago
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MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!!!!! As promised, here is the follow up
And uh, no I didn't forget to post this.... okay maybe
Ace: c'monnnn Yuu! Tell me what you got for me!!
Yuu: no, you have to wait for the evening! And also you promised that you and Deuce will be able to come to the Christmas dinner at Ramshackle
Ace: Yes-yes, we are coming, it was suprisingly easy to convince the dormhead too
Yuu: huh?
Ace: it's nothing, now let's hurry!
Yuu: thank you everyone for coming to this dinner, this means a lot to us
Grim: I care more for the food, but yeah-yeah... it's nice to have you guys here.... i guess
Ace: heh, what was that Grim? Are you embarrassed?
Grim: M-MYAH?!?! NO?! THE GREAT GRIM COULD NEVER-!
Yuu: okay! So, lets eat and then we can give each others the presents!
Epel: I'm curious what you got for the others, can you tell me?
Yuu: no, sorry. I know you would tell them.
Deuce: it was worth a shot
Sebek: Huma- khm. Yuu, this was delicious
Jack: do you mind if I bring some with me after this? Ruggie senpai would def chew my ears off if he heard how good the food was here.
Yuu: sure!
Grim: hench-human!! The presents!
Yuu: alright, alright. You can open your presents.
Grim: !!
Grim: a- a whole box of tuna cans!? M-mhay?! All for me?!
Yuu: yep, all of it is yours
Jack: it's a new pair of running shoes...
Yuu: khm...
Jack: it's a plant pot... i love it!
Epel: ugh, this sweater really is ugly
Epel: I love it!
Sebek: *sniffle* thank you *holds a malleus plushie that has a voice recorder saying, "I appreciate you Sebek" and "My dear knight in shining armor"*
Yuu: you have no idea how hard it was to get to him on day light, so I had him say this on one of our late night walks
Deuce: that's so nice of you Yuu.
Yuu: yeah-yeah, now, open yours!
Deuce: ...a key? Prefect, you did not...
Yuu: come on, it wasn't my wallet. It was Crowley's. So use it with good health
Ace: now I'm really excited to know what you got me
Yuu: go for it
Ace: *opens the present*
Ace:
Ace: are you for real?
Ace: prefect. How much did you spend on us??? *recieved tickets to his favourite basketball teams all year matches*
Yuu: again, it was mostly out of Crowley's wallet
The first years: *looking at eachother and then nodding*
Epel: then, we would like you to have this
Jack: it's not much, but we hope you'll like it
Yuu: huh?
Yuu: *opens the present, and it's framed pictures of all of them, making it look like they are a family*
Yuu: I- I don't even- how- why? This is so nice, you guys-
Yuu: *starts crying*
The first years: !!
Ace: oh come on, hey! It- it's not that bad!
Deuce: dude! Don't make it worse! *punches Ace* Yuu, do you not like it?
Yuu: *sniffle* no, I love it. Thank you guys, I have the best family in the whole world...
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