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genderfluid-druid 11 months ago
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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cartoonsinthemorning 4 months ago
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Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.
Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 馃挆
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ugartecoco 1 year ago
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the transition im crying
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oldwomanyuri123 5 months ago
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"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU馃挦LGERGGU馃挦馃挦GERGUR馃挦馃挦馃挦馃挦馃挦馃挦馃挦馃挦馃挦"
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girlstressed 11 months ago
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can鈥檛 stop smiling in inappropriate situations
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bookslutskye 10 months ago
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so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication
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theblob1958 1 year ago
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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.
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theredtours 8 months ago
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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording
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snakesinsocks2005 8 months ago
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Pin for survivors
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yiga-hellhole 1 year ago
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me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts
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elbiotipo 8 months ago
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My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.
With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.
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prismatoxic 8 months ago
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dadchuck is everything to me
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theriverbeyond 1 year ago
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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sunbentshadows 8 months ago
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Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?
Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".
My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.
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kaijuno 1 year ago
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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it鈥檚 down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl
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