#< eh just in case?

[ask-the-roommate-au]

This is a random question

And a weird one too

But

Have any of you

Ever eaten a person? :b

Just askin because it crossed my mind 👍

......Did you mean to send this to a Bloodmoon or something? Because.... gross. I'm not letting the other two see this.

[buttercupshands]

can you even call it a warm up if I'm going to bed without drawing anything big

and a sketch I made while sitting in the park today

[unassumingtherizinosaur]

SNW episode 7: Lower Decks crossover! Cartoon shenanigans, wacky hijinks, set phasers to fun!!! 🤩🪐🖖

SNW episode 8: Now, who wants to see some battlefront trauma and war flashbacks?

SNW episode 9: Get ready for Star Trek's first ever MUSICAL episode! That's right, folks! Singing, dancing, starry-eyed wonder, even some Klingon pop!!! 🎶🌌🎵

SNW episode 10: How about that musical, huh? Haha that was crazy! Anyway back to the Gorn *splatters blood all over every single available surface on set*

[bluuscreen]

steal ur boyfriends clothes ♥︎

[screwpinecaprice]

I was trying to eat noodles neatly and for some reason I got sad midway. So I drew them messy eating a biscuit and a strawberry to combat sad noodle blues.

[shevr]

she knows 3 chords do you wanna listen to her play King of Carrot Flowers part 1 again

[jennerallydrawing]

low commitment hourlies

[traumawhomst]

Vampire v Hunter Fledgling let’s goooo

Tw: Reader is fatally wounded and dies but it is not shown graphically.

Honestly it was cute in the beginning, to be singled out by a Hunter, it hadn’t happened in centuries. It was a bit of an ego boost to think his name was still being spread.

The first time he sees them he almost coos, looking at this twee Hunter, all serious in their leathers, a black mask staring at Him across the room. What really piqued his interest was the fact that they never spoke.

Their first fight was more, well, a play fight for him if he was honest. He threw insults and witticisms trying to get a reaction from the Hunter with no luck. No matter how much he mocked and belittled them, they never once spoke back. Or really make noise other than grunts or slight groans due to exertion. It was charming actually, so many Hunters had their little speeches ready, about their tragic life or to mock Him, or worse go on a tirade about ‘good’ and ‘evil’. Those ones never lasted long, too caught up in their egos to focus on the extremely hard task of actually killing a vampire.

If they’re silent well, that means business, a single minded focus that He could respect. So he lets them live after the first fight. A reward for tracking him down when so many had failed in the first place, something to soften the failure of trying to kill him. He figured he’d never see them again, and he was feeling generous.

Oh but you had to keep finding Him didn’t you? Second time you ambushed him he chalked it to dumb luck, and fought you off with him seriously pulling his punches. You were still silent and nothing he seemed to say got you to crack. The third time was just annoying, he was headed to a party hosted by a dear friend, only to find you waiting right outside for him. He didn’t kill you that time, mostly because he didn’t want to be more late because than he already was.

The fourth time you appeared he was completely done with the situation. It has been fun the first few times but it was starting to seem like you needed a harsher lesson. He was going to just break a limb or something, force you to stop for a while.

And then you winged him, the spike firmly lodged in his left arm. That’s when he was done playing. Faster than you could see he moved forward and threw you into the nearest wall.

It was pitiful, even if he didn’t have much pity at the moment, to see you on your side breathing ragged your body too hurt to even curl into yourself. He pulled out the stake complaining about his shirt and the hole left behind as he strolled up to the Hunter who was trying and failing to reach their cross-bow stake launcher, and He stepped on it, breaking it with a satisfying crunch.

The Hunters hand fell and their body stilled as he got closer.

“Honestly, if a vampire beats you three times you should learn your lesson. I was being quite generous with you, but the ‘indomitable human spirit etcetera’,” he said his tone bored, as he prodded at the Hunter’s quivering body. “That would be the shock settling in,” he said blithely, going to stand up before changing his mind. “Actually,” which was the only warning you got when he pulled off the mask and you closed your eyes waiting for the killing blow.

When you looked at Him, abject horror was not what you expected to see on his face. Had you been injured that bad? You don’t think he got your face. The Vampire’s face was glued to yours and for a moment you were unsure if the silence was worse than a quick death.

“You’re eleven!” He balked pulling back for a second. He was of course off by a decade more or less, but the thought was still mildly annoying.

“Who’s letting you do this? Where did you get your equipment? Where in gods name are your parents?”

From your limited prospective he seemed to be having a complete mental breakdown. He kept speaking in some language you didn’t recognize as he looked over your body again and again. Then his eyes seemed to get wider as he remembered that you were in fact dying at the moment. There was no hospital near enough even with his supernatural speed it wouldn’t be enough time, even if someone came at this very moment he didn’t like your odds of survival.

Part of you relaxed when he finally bit down on your wrist, some of it due to his venom, but the other smaller part who was just ready for the pain to end.

You had not expected to come to, still laying on the ground as a seeping cold numbness grew. Your body hurt but not like it had before, somehow this pain was more terrifying. You spoke for the first time, asking in a broken voice what he’d done to you.

He on the other had just seemed relieved to see you awake. “I saved you darling,” he said running a hand over your head. “You don’t have to worry about anything ever again.”

How big of a lie it was.

[jazzy-mass]

My friend that got me to watch X-men ‘97 described all of x-men as “two gays break up and make it everyone’s problem” and honestly? Yeah. Yeah that about sums it up.

[thirteens-pocket-watch]

I love the way that the swagger stick belonging to Havers recontextualises so many silly Captain scenes. When the Captain uses the stick as a microphone or a magic wand or anything like that, he's using the only thing he has left of the love of his life as an instrument for joy and I think that's beautiful

[sensitiveheartless]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, another prompt from the intimacy prompt if you don't miiiiiiiiiiiiind

But like, would it be too much to ask for it to be Howl's Moving Castle au? If you'd rather not that's fine-

But like, the tickling prompt, cause like, Dazai's messed with Chuuya one too many times and Chuuya's like "fuck it, face the consequences, mackerel-"

Dazai was no longer safe for the rest of that day-

Everyone else in the castle continues to suffer the horrors of living with these two weirdos(affectionate)

[hood-ex]

DC's Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun #1

[nullyisgoinginsane]

"We're special, Case"

[anxiousapplepie]

In the roleswap AUs, is Siffrin still from the Lost Island? How is his relationship with his past?

YES! in all the roleswap AUs Siffrin is still from the Lost Island! I knew I wanted to keep the vibes of everyone's backstories the same (Bonnie and Nille running away from home, Odile's mother ditching her when she was a kid, Isabeau wanting to Change and be proud of who he is, etc) but adjust the details to make each AU interesting, y'know? Siffrin's relationship with his past changes a bit depending on the AU. Housemaiden!Sif is the most conflicted because of his commitment to the Change faith. Researcher!Sif is OBSESSED with the past to the point where it's funny and then stops being funny and then becomes funny again because of his sincerity. Fighter!Sif and Cook!Sif are more well adjusted and balanced, but they've got their hangups too. Don't worry! If my hyperfixation lasts long enough, I'm exploring EVERY one of these AUs with all the tools in at my disposal

[ukuslip]

congrats on being alive bot. you truly were The Character Ever

[rockturbot]