#< croaker tags

[catsthepope]

I fear Ohio may be worse

- Pennsylvania resident

My ex polycule lives in Ohio and they always seemed so Happy and Godly. I miss them. I miss being free. I am going to move to Ohio, where happiness is achievable and everyone is full of hope

[pastelribbonsxx]

am i my brother’s keeper?

[muppetjokerno1haterrr]

iimage of me ENDIING kermiit THII2 II2 HII2 FATE. the blood on my hand2? well how many ceruleanblood2 are there that would TRY to defend hiim? iim 2ure you can gue22 who @the-muppet-joker . ALSO II CEN2ORED THE MUPPET HOLE

[themuppetarchives]

id like to make a statement from an anonymous member of many communities.

archivist, id suggest you keep your... heh, eye, on as many of the blogs as you can. people are not who they seem. people have many faces, many names, many identities.

I am people.

games aside, or rather, games started, I will tell you that I, whom you may call faceless one, have infiltrated this community from every angle imaginable. over time, I have slithered into the backbone of this world you call a home.

watch out, archivist... for my masks are varied and spread far.

I watch all.

-the faceless.

So it begins...

I knew that it would be a matter of time before I was approached in such a manner. It has happened before. To Watch as I do is to uncover all secrets, to reveal the darkness underneath, to stir the creatures that lurk there. Yet even these monsters are not immune to the compulsion to reveal, and so they come as the others do, descending into the archives to give their statements.

The Faceless One, is it? How interesting...many masks from which so many eyes watch as I do...

This is certainly a development, but hardly one that comes as a surprise. While it has not been one the primary threads I have been chasing, the proposition that there is an entity that has bled its way into the multiple facets of this twisting fractal of an investigation is one I am incredibly willing to accept.

You have presented me with an interesting game, Faceless One. I've got my Eye 👁️ on you.

[kirks-slutty-torn-shirt]

enchanted by this funny little man.

@lifedoesntdiscriminate

hope i captured you well idk what you actually look like this is just how i imagine you in my head

[trzepotttt]

to the girl doing her homework in a cafe at a table next to mine while i was very enthusiastically explaining the muppet joker lore to my friend for solid 20 minutes: im so sorry you had to hear that

[bellnallart]

[xxiwantatacoxx]

Who cares about aesthetics my liege this gif broke and I thought of you

[ryderdire]

Somtimes when I have a lot of emotions I turn into a muppet- me 2024

[fungus-of-death]

YALL NEED TO STOPPPP HES FUCKING LOSING IT

[moldsporr]

I think you'd get along with the croaker

No I'm unworthy

[panstarry]

Tagged by @cadaverkeys ! Post 5 songs in your current song rotation and tag 10 mutuals. hai shay ^_^

the sacred linament of judgement — lingua ignota

pamela — chat pile

the cycle/the spiral: time to go down slowly — algiers

an angel of great and terrible light — uboa

aggressive evolution — loathe

tagging @cicadasaint @catnippackets @cassandragemini @hydrangeatrees @froqgy @leafeonb @sleepygaymerdisease @teortoise @mahjongroom @valdrift hoorayyyy

[venus037]

NONONONPNO NOOOO FUCKKKK

@live-from-ny

I have been Sacked.

[themuppetarchives]

hi, do you know which numbers are available to take for a new member of the Croaker Brotherhood?

Hello anon. To my knowledge, the current Brotherhood numbers are: #1 : @muppetjokernumberonefan

#2: @muppetjokernumbertwofan

#3: @muppetjokernumberthreefan

#4: @muppetjokerfannumberfour

#5: @muppetjokernumberfivefan #5B: @muppetjokerfannumberfive #6: @muppetjokerfannumbersix

#7: @muppetjokernumber7fan

#8: VACANT

#9: VACANT

#10: VACANT

#11: @muppetjokerfannumbereleven

#12: @12thmuppetjokerfan

#13: VACANT

#14: VACANT

#15: VACANT

#16: @themuppetjokernumber16fan To my knowledge, those are the current sequential Brotherhood accounts. Non-sequential accounts include:

#57: @muppetjokernumberfiftysevenfan

#69: @muppetjokernumbersixtyninefan #69B: @muppetjokerfan69

#114: @muppetjokerfan114

#420: @themuppetjokernumber420fan

#911: @muppetjokerfanumbernineandeleven

#IDK: @muppetjokerfannumberidk

#Next: @nextnumbermuppetjokerfan

Finally, there are the non-numbered Brotherhood members, which include 1 :

@muppetjokersbiggestfan

@themuppetjokerepicfan

@muppetjokercrushing

@muppetjokernonbinaryfan

@muppetjoker-foidfan

@thenewscenemomuppetjokerfan

@iluvthemuppetjoker

@muppetjokerfandashie

@muppetstrider

@r0l0way

@iluvthecroaker

I believe that is all at present, though there are more with every moment. I will attempt to keep this list current as a reference resource.

1 @ilovegayvampires . (2024, June 8). Current Players in Muppet Joker lore  [Post]. Tumblr. https://www.tumblr.com/ilovegayvampires/752733856621330432/current-players-in-muppet-joker-lore

[muppetjokernumberfiftysevenfan]

oh! how lovely! I sincerely hope I will be of use to you someday.

after all I, your humble servant, will follow you to the utmost......

[trzepotttt]

hey fellow croakerverse enthusiasts, what is this abd why are croaker-related words banned from the chat?