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More modern AU ;D

More here - and here, (there are some more posts on my account I'm just too lazy to get the other links lmao)

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Figure redraws

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Modern AU Gremlins

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For now I will name this story "Babysitter Jinbe" but if you have any better ideas you can tell me!

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m’. Stop

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Inspired by this Twitter post.

Blonde ex-nobles that catch on fire.

Only one of them doesn't do it voluntarily.

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When BoJack Horseman (2014-2020) said "you can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it ok. you need to be better" and "all we have are the connections we make" and "I really should've thought about the view from halfway down" and "sometimes you have to take responsibility for your own happiness" and "you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, you turn yourself around, THAT'S what it's all about" and "things have to get worse before they can get better" and "in real life, the big gesture isn't enough, you need to be consistent" and "if we hadn't met each other until now, we wouldn't be the people we are now" and, my personal favourite, "every day it gets a little easier, but you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part, but it does get easier".

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Abbas Kiarostami’s “Taste of Cherry” ( …طعم گيلاس ) May 16, 1997.

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only letting each of my mutuals learn one piece of personal information (legal name + email, photograph, vague location, etc.), so that the only way to defeat me is via the power of friendship

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I'm a big fan of wizards-as-programmers, but I think it's so much better when you lean into programming tropes.

A spell the wizard uses to light the group's campfire has an error somewhere in its depths, and sometimes it doesn't work at all. The wizard spends a lot of his time trying to track down the exact conditions that cause the failure.

The wizard is attempting to create a new spell that marries two older spells together, but while they were both written within the context of Zephyrus the Starweaver's foundational work, they each used a slightly different version, and untangling the collisions make a short project take months of work.

The wizard has grown too comfortable reusing old spells, and in particular, his teleportation spell keeps finding its components rearranged and remixed, its parts copied into a dozen different places in the spellbook. This is overall not actually a problem per se, but the party's rogue grows a bit concerned when the wizard's "drying spell" seems to just be a special case of teleportation where you teleport five feet to the left and leave the wetness behind.

A wizard is constantly fiddling with his spells, making minor tweaks and changes, getting them easier to cast, with better effects, adding bells and whistles. The "shelter for the night" spell includes a tea kettle that brings itself to a boil at dawn, which the wizard is inordinately pleased with. He reports on efficiency improvements to the indifference of anyone listening.

A different wizard immediately forgets all details of his spells after he's written them. He could not begin to tell you how any of it works, at least not without sitting down for a few hours or days to figure out how he set things up. The point is that it works, and once it does, the wizard can safely stop thinking about it.

Wizards enjoy each other's company, but you must be circumspect about spellwork. Having another wizard look through your spellbook makes you aware of every minor flaw, and you might not be able to answer questions about why a spell was written in a certain way, if you remember at all.

Wizards all have their own preferences as far as which scripts they write in, the formatting of their spellbook, its dimensions and material quality, and of course which famous wizards they've taken the most foundational knowledge from. The enlightened view is that all approaches have their strengths and weaknesses, but this has never stopped anyone from getting into a protracted argument.

Sometimes a wizard will sit down with an ancient tome attempting to find answers to a complicated problem, and finally find someone from across time who was trying to do the same thing, only for the final note to be "nevermind, fixed it".

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A thing I am currently enjoying: at the VMAs this month, k-pop group Le Sserafim performed their single 1-800-hot-and-fun. However, they had to censor the title when they sang it and rather than the normal chorus line of "one eight hundred hot and fun" they instead went with "(pause) hundred hot and fun".

Why? Because apparently if you put a phone number into American media, Americans cannot be trusted not to call it.

This is wildly charming and absolutely hilarious to me. Apparently it's why phone numbers in US TV and film all start with a fake area code, too?? What a thing to be a stereotype of your people. Americans, explain yourselves. How does it feel to know that the rest of the world sees you as happy go lucky toddlers playing with the house phone while your parents' backs are turned? An absolutely Incredible reputation.