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I was bleeding out in the snow and it was all cool and stuff until like a bunch of teenager showed up and then It got really cringe so I put all the blood back and went to go bleed out somewhere else but all the good bleed out places were taken so I decided just to die like a natural peaceful death like look overlooking the Cliffside but lo and behold somebody's already fucking dying there against a tree and it looks way sicker than what I had planned I guess I'll just fucking live

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Gomen oomf chan

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More Sakamoto!! Excited for the anime

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your loudest barista should shout out the names. do not give this task to your quietest barista who breathes out the names like morning dew gracing the leaves

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do we think chocolate guy is gay?

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she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

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fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

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Bang。

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somebody has got to study nagumo’s absolutely atrocious fashion sense. did he never learn how to dress himself? did he spend most of his childhood in uniform and formal attire that he now doesn’t know how to style casual wear? is his sense of aesthetic just incredibly skewed? we will never know.

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- Liar, who lies to people

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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

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you ever be watching The Godfather and you’re like WOW that kitty is so happy and such a good actor i wonder if it was someone’s cat on set or what…

sobbing. shitting. puking

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One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

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hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

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okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever