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HES THE BEST TWINK I KNOW THATS WHY!!

MY RIGHT HAND MAN APPROACHES

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Sometimes I think I'm weird and strange and need mental help but then Kermit posts and I remember that I'm actually okay

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MY RIGHT HAND MAN APPROACHES

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Man. Managing an army is hard. But I'll do it. For vampires.

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There's only two things the Tumblr population want and that's blood and yuri/yaoi, Wisteria.

I hear you though. How about we just hold him hostage.

Yoo, that's sick. Are you into the show, video game, or ttrpg?

-original cyberpunk anon

HAVEN'T PLAYED THE TTRPG! BUT I DO GREATLY ENJOY THE GAME AND EDGERUNNERS

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I mean idk someone else said they should be exposed to yaoi and I am a general that listens to his soldiers. If we don't think it'll work then the alternative is just killing him.

Yoo, that's sick. Are you into the show, video game, or ttrpg?

-original cyberpunk anon

HAVEN'T PLAYED THE TTRPG! BUT I DO GREATLY ENJOY THE GAME AND EDGERUNNERS

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And lesbians don't forget the lesbians. They're very important to me

Yoo, that's sick. Are you into the show, video game, or ttrpg?

-original cyberpunk anon

HAVEN'T PLAYED THE TTRPG! BUT I DO GREATLY ENJOY THE GAME AND EDGERUNNERS

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Soooo what's the plan? are we capturing this fucker and chaining him up clockwork orange style and expose him to the gay stuff or are we doing something else now?

Umm yeah but if that doesn't work or I get bored we're killing him

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I'm not a twink or a lesbian but I still wanna join, is that allowed?

Yes of course absolutely. It's just mostly twinks and lesbians.

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As the original twink messenger I am proud to go to war for the vampire

We're happy to have you soldier 🫡

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What are th qualifications to join the army? I wanna join if my hubby lets me!!!

Your husband can't stop you for standing up for what's right. If he does kill him. No qualifications needed by the way anyone is free to join

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We'll take him as a war prisoner and force him to watch gay porn then I guess

OH YM GOD WAIT. MY TWINK AND LESBIAN ARMY

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What are our orders general?

We ride at dawn.

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YES YES IT IS‼️‼️‼️

OH YM GOD WAIT. MY TWINK AND LESBIAN ARMY

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OH YM GOD WAIT. MY TWINK AND LESBIAN ARMY

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OH YM GOD WAIT. MY TWINK AND LESBIAN ARMY

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DON'T USE MY OWN HEADER AGAINST ME BOY

If Gordon and/or Sybil don't kill you I will. By the way.

I do hope this clears things up between us.