#;onion king

[the-onion-joker]

greetings homosapiens

my name is celebi . I also respond to the joker, the onker, the clown prince of time, dark mythical, and Mr. Onion. my pronouns are that I’m a man.

i am a celebi and joker combined kintype with kin memories. i also believe they are mortal enemies as they fight for control of my mind. i am at their mercy.

🧅🥬🧅

DNI:

- other celebi / joker kintypes

- dialga kin. you know what you did to me, and i will never forgive you for it.

- team skull supporters. i don’t care about the alolan government being fucked up, calling my rap awful is sacrilege.

- team galactic supporters.

- team rocket supporters.

- team magma supporters (especially YOU, Harte.)

- anyone who’s friends with HarteoftheHart-ayyy.

- jirachi kins

- ‘eebydeebys’.

- dark type users. i don’t think they’re evil or anything i just don’t want people challenging my evil, twisted throne

- Arceus

- legendary pokemon role players

- ROLEPLAYERS.

- H*rte A*lani S*kioka

- those who can’t handle a little edge in their life…heh….run while you still can…

[setaflow]

Gay pride happens in June and gay wrath happens whenever hbomberguy drops a 3+ hour video essay about a specific topic

[home-and-having-tea]

My love for Benoit Blanc knows no bounds. He's just some guy, he's a genius, he's the new Poirot, he encourages women to speak their mind at people who screw them over, he hates rich people, he's married to malewife Hugh Grant, he dresses like a 70s queer man with access to online shopping, he has no consistent accent other than Vaguely American Southern, he can solve any mystery, he cannot win Among Us, and I would marry the hell out of him him if I wasn't a lesbian and he wasn't a gay dude.

[moresandmanstuff]

[98chao]

i cant even draw actual art anymore

[spkyart]

THE BOYS ⭐⭐⭐⭐

One of them is a professional yapper

[the-onion-joker]

I know you don’t remember me…

..but I remember you.

H*RTE.

remember how we used to run

NO???? WHO IS THIS

[miaiminnis]

that mona lisa smile 🧅

[the-onion-joker]

How the fuck do you even know about Harte if you're new here?

You see…..we worked in team magmer…… before It happened ….

[the-onion-joker]

Welcome to rotomblr…heh… *does a cool pose with my joker katana* you’re in for bit of a ride .

I figured out how to open ask! Woohoo! Started to love texting

[tonydaddingham]

[kingwuko]

Mako and Wu as headlines from The Onion

[egginfroggin]

Egginfroggin, circa August 2022

So I'm going through some older stuff (read as: stuff I started and then forgot about/got distracted from/let fall to the wayside to haunt me incessantly) and I'm gonna be honest, I completely forgot about this redraw until I saw it, then immediately decided to finish

Anyway

Grisps them

(in their defense, it was an accident)

(program: krita; time: about 2 hours)

[the-onion-joker]

I like to download dating apps not to find a lover. (I’m already dating the joker) But to see if normies can handle my twisted mind ….. it always works … heh….😈

Get 👏 a 👏 dating 👏 app 👏

No. Horrible advice.

[vvraithkin]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be friends with The Giant Monster

[cocoraral]

Oh my god.

I just remembered I never posted this.