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like to charge, reblog to cast <3
#original<3#rb bait#reblog bait#us politics#elon musk#usa politics#usa#fbi this is a joke btw i just like to joke around i do not wish any harm on him
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"who's my big baby??"
"kys."
"oh!"
pro tip about relationships, you can call them all sorts of cheesy shit and they have to sit there cause they love u. i call my bf “lover”. if i ask him “whos the cutest boy in the whole world?” he has to stand there whole six feet of grown ass man with a news anchor voice and say “i am”.
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i think we should be talking about the semi-recent advancements in cystic fibrosis treatment like all the time every day. there hasn’t been a drug like this since AZT medications for HIV infection it is truly fucking miraculous and very important
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makes me gag
Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with


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changing the original. this post is about him now!!!








unauthorized fucking thing. blow him up NOW!!!
#when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you#gumys big hits
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Major human pastimes:
frying dough
classifying things and then arguing about the classifications
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Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!
Spin this wheel to get your species
#once every full moon is too easy i'm making it every night werecleaner style#werecleaner is what inspired this poll lmaooo i like the concept#imagine having to work a night shift as a werewolf#reblog game#picker wheel#poll game#honestly i just wrote down the first animals that came to mind lol. idea i had in the middle of the night.
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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?
#peach rambles#hall of fame i guess#this is the one you’re supposed to reblog first so it shows up second. if that wasn’t clear
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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
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AMMEERRRICANNNOOOO

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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great
#i really do agree we need a kneeling knight emoji i'd use the FUCK out of that#can i tag this 'chivalry' or perhaps 'arthuriana'#shann talks shit#chivalry#arthuriana#maybe even#paladin#edit: thanks to the people reblogging this i now know of knightposting#knightposting#second edit: listen I didn’t hv an oc in mind when I compiled this but I just remembered that I do hv a knight oc#morghen coded#compilation post
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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.
#the funny thing is she DOES know who ben affleck is#mom you're the one who made me watch good will hunting!!!#ah well. mommy doesn't know who the guy is#I'm gonna start saying that as if it's a popular meme phrase that everyone knows. maybe i can gaslight pple into using it#....you know what. please reblog this actually. it's what mommy deserves
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