#;Journal

[militarydiscount]

when almost all of your self ships have 10+ yr age gaps but not in an illegal/statutory adult/minor way and you can't even talk abt funny dynamics related to it w/o LoliLover64 trying to like your post. GRAHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[merchantofwhispers]

"Let it be understood thoroughly, Mr. Darcy, that despite all my sister's power and callousness she is still cursed by a tender heart. I am not."

"Mr. Lothbrok, I care very much about your sister. She's a lovely woman and--,"

"-And you intend on taking advantage of every lovely inch."

"Not in the way you're implying."

"Yes, I'm certain her body is an added benefit to the gifts she gives."

"Don't you think you're being ridiculous? Paranoid? We did business, we enjoyed each other's company, what is the harm if it becomes something more than that?"

"Mr. Darcy, I am only a few hours older than her but that was all it took to age me well beyond believing in fairytales. I have watched man after man come dancing into her life, promising her riches and cottages and children. Safety, security, and adoration all for the low, low cost of everything she is. Your kind build castles out of cardboard and then burn them when she dares to ask for the crown she was promised."

"I would never--,"

"For your sake, you best not. There is a reason there are so few living men who can lay claim to being an ex-lover of hers. "

"Are you threatening me?"

"No, Mr. Darcy. I'm warning you."

-Nikolai and Joseph Darcy, 2005

[fioletowyfacet]

I can't stand that snake. Stupid snake. He tortures me so much, then acts like he doesn't know. That he doesn't know me. That it doesn't matter to him. If it didn't matter to him, I wouldn't be turning that p head of his around. He wouldn wouldn Stupid pen He wouldn't be minding my business, bothering me... He probably likes me. He likes me. Let him respond. I can't stand magic.

[dsmsix]

thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

[womaninwinter]

I called my brother a wifeguy and he was like “what’s that” so I told it’s a man who’s obsessed with his wife, and there was a pause as he went through all 5 stages of grief in about 20 seconds, and then said, “well what do other people do??”

[cassylvan]

i realized i never posted this on tumblr??? anyways here ya go tumblr

[troubledminnesotan]

Don’t have time for new Pride art this month because of deadlines so have some old gay journal comics!

Happy Pride and End the Genocide!

[die-rosastrasse]

Favorite green pages from my gouache sketchbook 🌿🌼

[thejournallo]

ME MANIFESTING THAT EVERYONE WHO SEE THIS POST GETS WHAT THEY WANT.

(Masterlists)

[militarydiscount]

Thought about s3 hatred and how smug and mean he was towards the monarch like CAN HE FUCK ME INSTEAD BRUHHH

[blackbackedjackal]

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

[fioletowyfacet]

[neurodivergenttales]

The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real

[mysharona1987]

[machineryangel]

grabbing every 13 yo girl by the arms and yelling "YOU LOOK FINE !!!!!!! DON'T SPEND UR ALLOWANCE ON CONCEALERS GO SEE A BAD MOVIE INSTEAD !!!!!!!!!!! BEAUTY IS POETRY AND SONGS AND LAUGHTER W FRIENDS AND COLORFUL LEAVES !!!!!!!!!! GO READ A MARY OLIVER POEM AND YOU'LL BE OK!!!!!!!!!"