#:answered ask:

[algrimthestrong]

" Jumping off of that ask about the wind, I was mainly referring to that massive cape and robe that you wear. Do you enjoy it when your cape and robe are flapped about in a strong wind? "

Sensing that his answer had not quite satisfied his visitor, Algrim took a moment to ponder the query once more. “Well... it depends on the time of the year and the strength of the wind— I think I would be inclined to say yes.” Leaving the other to elaborate on the reasons for his peculiar interest should he so wish, Algrim let himself take in his appearance more closely. Albeit humanoid in form, the stranger was decidedly reptilian otherwise, more dragon than man. Definitely not a native of Asgard. A traveller from another realm, then, looking for opportunity and adventure, or perhaps a scholar seeking knowledge? Asgard had plenty of both to offer.

Rising from his chair, Algrim came around his desk to stand before the foreigner. He clasped his hands in front of him and inclined his head in respect. “I am Councillor Algrim.” He offered a welcoming smile. “What brings you to Asgard?”

[bamsara]

as soon as the disorders stop disordering and the disability stops debilitating I will be so unstoppable powerful forever

[yamujiburo]

clothes shopping!

[ineed-to-sleep]

Collection of memes with mostly my tav/astarion to keep myself sane

[evilwizard]

what is the difference between a witch and a wizard

wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists

[bixels]

Baffled.

[marvelsmostwanted]

Joe Biden, coherently and normally: I have three issues to speak about. First, the NATO conference went well. Second, the economy is back on track and inflation is down. Third, my proposal for a ceasefire in Gaza is moving forward. Any questions?

The media: Did You Know That You Are Old

[problemnyatic]

when will we talk about the willful helplessness epidemic on here. So many people on this god forsaken website demand to have any and all things that exist outside their personal experiences directly, personally pre-chewed and spoonfed to them. And when you do, they'll then ask for you to swallow for them, too, because, you see, in THEIR experience..,

[dingledraw]

Well, that went down like a lead balloon.

[o0kawaii0o]

Happy pride!

[algrimthestrong]

"Is there anything particular that you've been studying lately that has captured your interest?"

Glancing at Saima from the side as they followed one of the many winding paths through the Queen’s gardens, Algrim exhaled a suffering sigh. “Would that I could find the time to read for pleasure these days.” An afternoon stroll between appointments was the first indulgence the elf had allowed himself after weeks of tenacious negotiations. When Saima had stopped by, Algrim could not have been happier to trade the clamour of the council hall for some fresh air and a chance to catch up with his friend. While the trees were still barren and the flower beds devoid of colour, the promise of spring was already in the air. It would not be long before nature awoke from its wintry slumber.

“With the trade arrangement with the Dwarves coming up for renewal, nearly all of my time has been consumed by studying maps of Nidavellir and drafting a proposal that will hopefully satisfy all involved parties. It shall not be long before I will have to embark on a somewhat troublesome journey. Dwarves, as you may know, commonly prefer to dwell under stone, which makes for rather arduous travel,” he explained, his brows creasing at the thought of what lay ahead. “Have you ever set foot on their realm during your wanderings?”

[wickcipher]

You've Been Portal Jacked! Part 3

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h'uhhhh boy...

[carlyraejepsans]

When I was like 15 I dated this guy named Wes and we would roleplay Soriel so then when we broke up it made me have a vendetta against the ship for a few years. You made me like them again though so thanks. Also I'm a lesbian now.

[batboyblog]

Among the other things that seem to pop out of nowhere, I hear that Harris is apparently "very pro-cop" as a reason why we shouldn't vote for her. I would like some clarification about that and also maybe reasons why we should be voting for her, just for the naysayers.

The Kamala cop thing comes from her jobs as San Francisco District Attorney and California Attorney General, and the fact that Kamala and Cop have a kind of ring to them.

the fact that Harris had worked on enforcing the law was used against her in the height of "Defund the Police" but ultimately was pretty unfair, just quickly I found an article from a public defender about Harris progressive record to be short as both DA and AG she fought to scale back incarceration, she refused to seek the death penalty, she wouldn't prosecute marijuana possession cases (back in 2004), as DA along with then Mayor of San Fran Gavin Newsom she took part in the city's short lived gay marriage moment in 2004

here she is in 2004 marrying a nice Lesbian couple, over 10 years before gay marriage would be legal nation wide and 8 years before President Obama announced her supported it.

Harris put a particular stress on prosecuting sex criminals, rapists and human traffickers, and well

"She Prosecuted Sex Predators, He is One"

thats the answer, every time.

[kenvamp]

Uhm. Hello hermit nation🫣

[bunnis-monsters]

Hello!

Not a request but do you have any thoughts on peacock hybrids?

Male peacock hybrid spreading out his feathers to impress you. He’s very snobby and thinks you’ll fall to your knees and just BEG to mate with him after seeing how pretty his feathers are.

But you’re not a peacock hybrid. You couldn’t care less about how pretty his feathers are, he has been a royal cunt the entire time you’ve known him.

So now he’s scrambling, utterly confused and heartbroken that you’ve rejected him. He cries himself to sleep that night, completely insecure over his feathers.

“You’re an asshole.”

That was your answer when he asked why you rejected him the next day. He had come into your bakery with his eyes all puffy and red from crying, his feathers drooping.

“You come in here every day, order the same complicated thing, act rude to my staff, and never think to say thank you. That, and you’re snobby. I’m not your servant, why should I have to spread the cream cheese on YOUR bagel!?”

He was utterly stunned. In the past, he’d rejected many females who swooned over his beautiful feathers. He had fallen head over heels for you… yet you felt nothing for him.

It was the first time he ever really got called out for how he behaved.

Perhaps it’s time to take a look inward for once… and he’s not sure why, but imagining finally getting to have you as all his… makes his pants tight.