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[imagitory]

I TOLD y'all not to look up the Telegony.

chat wt the actual fuck?

The Telegony

This ancient Greek poem is about the life and death of Odysseus after the events of The Odyssey. It was the final episode in the Epic Cycle, a series of poems that told the myths of the Trojan War. The poem is about how Telegonus, Odysseus's unknown son by Circe, accidentally kills his father with a poisoned spear. After Odysseus's death, Telemachus marries Circe and Telegonus marries Penelope.

WTF?

[cokowiii]

Ah yes the two types of doodles I do at work

Hugs and hugs

[angelsanarchy]

One Long Weekend: - Clyde/YN One-Shot Series CH 01

"I'm not like trying to stalk you." "That's a relief.."

FRIDAY, 9PM

Clyde couldn't help but stare at her. She was like a ghost he ran into every weekend that hid behind a camera, snapping shots of the bands and crowds but never actually let herself be distracted with those around her. She was absolutely enjoying herself and the music but it was like she was in another world. He's been caught staring on more than one occasion but she never seems to want to hang around long enough to actually talk to anyone.

"Dude you've got to give it up. Either talk to the girl or move on. The whole creeping thing is starting to make the bartender nervous." Johnny clapped a hand on Clyde's shoulder startling him out of his gaze.

"What do you mean? I'm not even doing anything. The bartender just has it out for me because they lifted the ban from last time." Clyde bragged.

"Well it's still gives off serial killer vibes so chill." Clyde blew off Johnny's concern and turned back to where y/n was standing only to be disappointed she had disappeared.

Maybe Johnny was right. It was time to give up the cute ghost girl with the camera. He's been lucky she hasn't tried to kick his ass for the amount of times she's met his gaze with a concerned look. He should consider that a win.

He felt around in his pocket and walked towards the door to have a smoke, making sure to give the grumpy bartender and snarky wave before exiting. He took a drag from the cigarette and turned to walk to the smoking section when he noticed the girl.

Clyde immediately started choking embarrassingly loud causing a stir in all those who were also standing outside waiting for a ride or having a smoke. He leaned on one of the parking meters until a bottle of water was shoved into his face. He turned to see who was offering the relief, and was surprised to see she actually approached him.

"I don't think you're supposed to inhale that hard..." Clyde chugged the water to catch his breath before chuckling and gaining his composure.

"I will make a note of that." y/n nodded at him before turning away.

"Um thanks by the way. I'm Clyde." He gave a deflated wave.

"Y/n..." Clyde had finally gotten a name to put with the face.

"I guess this was kind of fate. Apparently I've been creeping everyone out by staring at you." Y/n's face froze in confusion.

"Is this the part that's not supposed to be creepy?" Y/n asks taking a step back.

"After saying it outloud, it sounds so much more creepy than I predicted. I promise I'm not some serial killer. I'm not trying to stalk you." Clyde explained himself.

"That's a relief. I was kind of hoping to try out my taser at some point but I guess I'll have to wait." Y/n wasn't afraid of him and it made Clyde smile.

"I mean I'm down to give it a shot but if I'm taking a jolt you'll have to owe me one." Y/n laughed. God she had a sexy laugh Clyde thought.

"Owe you one? Didn't I just save you from trying to suck the soul out of a cigarette?" She reminded making Clyde put his hands up in defeat.

"Semantics." Clyde smirked.

"So if you aren't trying to wear my skin as a meat suit, why do you keep gawking at me? I mean you're kind of ruining my whole blending in aesthetic." She gestured to the plain clothes she was wearing and Clyde shrugged.

"I don't know, you just have a really familiar face. I can't figure out where I've seen you before." Clyde explained.

"Well I spend most weekends photographing the bands at these clubs-" Clyde cut her off.

"No that's not it. I can't put my finger on it but when I first saw you at a show, I could have sworn I knew who you were. Now it's just kind of driving me crazy." Clyde raked his hand through his hair.

"Do you watch porn?" Y/n asked with a serious look making Clyde's eyebrows practically disappear into his hairline.

"W-ha" Clyde was speechless.

"I'm fucking with you! I promise you haven't seen me in your sweaty dreams." She gave him a shove and he felt the back of his neck warm up.

"CLYDE! We're out!" Johnny and the rest of the band stumbled out of the club, noticing the mystery girl standing in front of him.

"Oh wow you sacked up." Johnny gripped his shoulder and Clyde shook his head.

"Yeah we were just talking about her having my babies, you're kind of blowing the mood here." Clyde tried to get Johnny to give him some space but he swung his arm around Clyde's neck.

"My boy is a sweetheart in the streets and a freak in the sheets. You're in for the night of your life, just talk into his good ear!" Clyde shoved Johnny off of him laughing.

"Wow that's a helluva pitch." Y/n laughed.

"Yeah he's stupider than he looks. Did you need a ride or-" Clyde offered.

"As much as I'd love to be a statistic and get into a strangers van, I still have a lot of things to shoot before I call it a night." Clyde smiled a bit disappointed but amused by her humor.

"Ah but we aren't strangers anymore. Some might even call us best friends at this point." Clyde joked. Y/n laughed before pulling out her phone and holding her hand up.

"Hey Baby...yeah no I'm...I'm sorry I got held up...okay don't be an asshole. I'll be there soon." Clyde listened to y/n call someone baby on the phone and felt kicked in the gut.

"Clyde it's been strangely enjoyable meeting you but I've got to go. Try not to swallow anymore cigarettes or get arrested before I see you again." Y/n zipped her bag up and gave his arm a squeeze.

"No promises." Clyde called out to her as she jogged in the opposite direction. He watched her hop into a car with a guy behind the wheel and a girl in the backseat, giving him a small wave. Clyde didn't want his disappointment to show but a series of heckling from the peanut gallery leaning against his van brought him back to reality.

"You kind blew that one man." Johnny laughed.

"Did I? Or could it have been she just wasn't ready for all this?" Clyde waved his hands down his torso making the boys howl. Clyde jumped into the van and silently hoped he would see y/n again, if only just to stare at her a little longer.

[venigni]

When I talk about how much I like P drenched in oil, I'm thinking of this very specific moment.

[boimann]

i really want to play tf2 with my online friends but i get heart palpitations whenever i even dare to think about asking to play together because i'm afraid i'll come off as annoying

i know i talk big game on here but i actually have the confidence of shivering wet cat

[eltanin0]

i'm quite late but uhh, happy new year erybody

[ganondoodle]

so, there was a demo for totk and some people got to play it, i watched zeltiks video about it and he really only showed the mechanics of the abilities we know in depth and some new items, inlcuding fighting an enemy camp, nothing with big spoilers like story or bosses we havent seen in the previous trailers (i dont regret watching it)

however, he also mentioned not being allowed to talk about another unnamed ability we havent seen yet but might have hovered over it by accident (it might have been the footage he was given and not his own though!! but im pretty sure it WAS in his video, gamespot also has a video about it so they might have been it too but i havent watched that) and now some giant accounts on twitter of course caught it and are spreading it all around

its not a big leak either imo but since he wasnt allowed to name it ... well, some big accounts like zelda universe are also retweeting it so be aware of that

[ocyus-stuff]

😐

[one-winged-dreams]

"OH"

Said Adri

"I don't want to play Crisis Core, I'm about to get to the dumbapples speech and it would make me sad."

SO HE DECIDES HE'LL TAKE XV FOR A SPIN.

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[gaeasun]

Hey uh angsty post but. Do you think the cadets had the Nightmare too? that they dreamed about killing Shaak Ti and hated themselves for it or thought they were crazy or defective or both?

[columboscreens]

[patbwaifs]

[scarletooyoroi]

"Ma'am this is the Komore Teahouse--"

"I'm gonna have to ask you to stop laying promiscuously on the countertop, people eat there."

[the-perfect-scientist]

((Whelp. That happened. I fear what happens next, tbh.

In other news, I bought a Hatsune Miku keychain at the Japanese summer festival today.

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