#boiman

[parisoonic]

trick or treat

You get a bad joke. What a treat! (trick??)

[boimann]

actually fat men's tits are the greatest thing in the universe

[fluentmoviequoter]

Skepticism

Requested Here!

Pairing: Tim Bradford x fem!(NFL)football player!reader

Summary: Tim is skeptical about the first female NFL player. When he shares his opinion with you, he doesn't realize that you are the woman he's talking about.

Warnings: fluff, Tim gets embarrassed and apologizes a bunch, flirting

Word Count: 2.1k+ words

A/N: Bodyguard Tim👀 If this reads like Eric Winter talking about sports in He Said, Ella Dijo just remember that he's Tim Bradford. They're pretty much the same.

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The history of the NFL has changed forever! The first female player has been drafted into the NFL, in the Los Angeles Rams’ 13th pick.

Since the moment your name was called at the NFL draft, your life has been turned upside down. Being the first female player in the league has resulted in unending news coverage, mixed praise and backlash, and unescapable attention. People know your name now, and as you prepare to change your life forever by putting on a Rams jersey, you can only hope that the skeptics are wrong about you and what you’ll do on the field.

“Dinner tomorrow!” Lucy yells at Tim. “Be there!”

“I will,” he replies. “Unfortunately.”

“Be nice,” Angela chides.

“You can always back out and stay home to watch the game,” Nolan points out.

“If they’ll start showing the games again,” a nearby officer interjects. “Everything on ESPN has been about the chick that got drafted. Even during the games, she’s all the commentators can talk about.”

“There’s a girl in the NFL?” Lucy asks. “Finally!”

“Wait, who?” Tim inquires. “I stopped watching the draft before it was over, but how’d I miss that?”

“You must’ve been very busy,” the officer replies. “She’s everywhere, man. Football got ruined. They can’t leave anything sacred.”

Tim doesn’t add to the misogynistic view of his colleague but knows that he has some research to do. Football history has certainly changed, but Tim won’t decide on how he feels about a woman playing professionally until he learns more for himself.

“The Rams, man,” the officer laments.

The moment Tim arrives home after his shift, he turns on ESPN. SportsCenter is on, and he’s unsurprised to see a woman’s name projected behind the men at the desk.

“No, John, what we’re failing to consider is her history,” Rocky Boiman points out. “Her college playing record is better than the twelve male drafts ahead of her.”

“The point remains that a historically male-dominant sport is supposed to be male-dominant,” John Anderson argues.

“If we take the gender out, the size difference, everything except how well these people play, she blends right in,” Tedy Bruschi states. “Regardless of whether or not she should play, she can play, and she does it very well.”

“I’ve been watching her in action since her senior year of high school,” Rocky adds. “If anybody has what it takes to be here, we’re looking at her.”

“Until she gets hit,” John comments. “There may not be regulations against female players, but statistically, she is more likely to be injured.”

“Then she would’ve been injured in college,” Tedy interrupts. “At the end of the day, this comes down to one of two things. Either you don’t think women should be in the NFL, for whatever reason, or you’re ignoring the facts and judging her prematurely. I will end with this, if you think this woman should quit before she starts, you’re going to be proved wrong.”

The SportsCenter logo appears on the screen before Sarah Barshop of the Rams and Matt Bowen, an analyst, begin reviewing your stats and playing history. You played in college, but your stature and your above average statistics alone don’t convince Tim. Not because you’re a woman, but because he’s seen better odds. He’ll never say that you don’t deserve a spot on the team, but he won’t believe that you can make a difference to the team until he sees it. If you can prove it at all.

“They’re talking about you again,” your friend says.

You look up from your playbook diagram and smile. The men on SportsCenter have been talking about you every chance they get. It’s not just them, though, everyone with a pulse and an ounce of interest in football has an opinion of you.

“Still arguing about if I’ll get my collarbone snapped in the first game?” you guess. “Or have they moved on to female hormones?”

“Most of them are defending you. Your stats are all they seem to care about,” your friend explains. “Maybe you will have a fan base bigger than me and my cats.”

“But you’re all I need.”

“That and a Rams paycheck.”

You laugh and return your attention to the book before you. You’re entering a new world with a lot to prove, so you’re going to be ready for anything.

“Hey, we should go to dinner tomorrow night. We haven’t had time to celebrate with all of the interviews and everything.”

“That sounds great. Just don’t pick a sports bar.”

Tim looks away from the football game to check his watch. He’s got half an hour until Angela, Wesley, Lucy, Nolan, Nyla, James, Wade, and Luna are supposed to be here for dinner. Although Tim doesn’t remember whose decision it was to meet for an “end of the hardest week this year” dinner, he agreed to come. When he arrived nearly an hour early because he had nothing better to do, he found a seat at the bar and got invested in a game.

The restaurant isn’t busy, but the bar is nearly at capacity. It seems that everyone who wasn’t arrested this past week is now here, watching football and listening to updates on you. Every chance the announcers and reporters get, they bring you up. Tim refuses to change his opinion until he sees you in action. Your highlight reel has become an hourly regular on ESPN, but you’ll have to get through training and into next season before any of it will truly matter.

“What do you think about it?” the bartender asks as he wipes the spot beside Tim.

“I think we won’t know until we see her play,” Tim answers. “If we see her play.”

“My boss is convinced she’ll lead them to the Super Bowl, but I don’t think it’ll be that straightforward.”

“It never is,” Tim agrees.

“I also think it’s a little strange they don’t show her face. She was at the draft, but everything since then has been her in her uniform or at least her helmet.”

Someone yells for the bartender, and he nods at Tim before he walks away. It is strange, but Tim assumes that they’re trying to maintain the public image of you as a football player, and not just a woman.

As you enter the restaurant, you receive a text from your friend. Running late, so don’t have fun until I get there. You shake your head at the short message and ask the hostess for a seat at the bar while you wait. She points you toward the entrance, and you focus on finding a seat and avoiding any unnecessary spills as you navigate the crowded area.

“Excuse me?” you ask a man seated at the bar. “Can I sit here for just a few minutes?”

He turns toward you and nods, and your responding smile isn’t only gratitude. The man is incredibly attractive, you realize. As you sit on the stool beside him, you notice his attention is on the television screens over the bar. Several of them are broadcasting college football games, yet you see your name appear in the closed captions.

“Which game looks the best?” you ask him.

“Penn State and Missouri game isn’t bad,” he answers.

“Missouri’s better, I assume.”

“Aren’t they always?” he asks lightly.

Penn State’s coach calls a time out and you ask the bartender for a glass of water as the screen changes to the commentators. One of them mentions a play you made in college, and you roll your eyes. You don’t mind the attention, but they’re taking what should be about the players playing now and making it about you. The man beside you scoffs, and your smile grows.

“It never ends,” he mumbles under his breath, and he spins his bottle in one hand.

“Tired of hearing about her?” you ask.

“I mean, I don’t want to sound like every other man in this city, but, yeah, a little.”

“I get that. Skepticism isn’t a bad thing; you can have an opinion.”

“I’m just not sure I can have an opinion until she starts playing. Yeah, her college history was good, but she’s not in college anymore.”

“Right,” you agree.

“There’s a reason there hasn’t been a woman in a sport that intense. Injuries would be detrimental to her and the team,” he points out. “Not to mention the fact that we’ve only seen the good, every time someone tries to mention something she can’t do well, they get cut off with don’t judge her because she’s a woman.”

“Not that I don’t agree with the injury thing, but, I mean, women have been playing rugby for years and it’s just as intense.”

“Yeah, but that’s with other women. Seems like there’s just too much at stake for one girl to make history in the NFL. She hasn’t even proved anything yet other than the fact that women can be drafted.”

“And you don’t think she can prove more?” you ask. “Skeptical that she makes it through the next part?”

He lifts his glass and shrugs, which you take as a firm yes.

“I played football in high school,” he adds. “And I feel like I can see talent when it’s there. She has talent, I’m not arguing that, but I don’t see NFL-worthy talent yet.”

Someone says your name, and you turn. It’s a college-aged girl, and she smiles shyly as she asks for a picture. You immediately agree and slide out of your seat to hug her and take the picture.

As you pose with her, you notice that the man beside you is staring at his bottle with his lips pressed together. Maybe you should have introduced yourself the moment your name came up, but you wanted to hear the truth. And the fact that he didn’t just say no, she can’t do it gave you a boost of hope that you can. Skepticism is better than complete doubt.

“Sorry,” you tell him as you return to the stool beside him.

“No, I’m sorry,” he replies quickly. “I probably should have recognized you, but what I said- I mean, you’ve got talent, and I shouldn’t have said that you didn’t. I’m sorry.”

“It’s fine,” you interrupt with a laugh. “I needed someone to be honest to my face for once.”

“You’re getting plenty of direct negative opinions,” he points out. “And I’m sorry.”

“Now you’re apologizing for every other football fan. Seriously, it’s no problem, no hard feelings.”

“But I-“

“You’re a cop, right?” you interrupt, gesturing to the badge on his hip. He nods, and you answer, “Truth and justice is your thing. You made some good points, too. I’ll use ‘em in my training to prove all the other skeptics wrong.”

“Which I believe you can! Seriously, though, can I buy you a drink or something? Anything to make it up to you?”

“Make what up?” you question, smiling as you lay your hand over his forearm. “I forgive you if that’s what you need to hear, but you didn’t do anything worth apologizing for.”

You move your hand to offer a handshake and properly introduce yourself. He inhales deeply before he shakes your hand.

“I’m Tim Bradford,” he says.

“And you’re a cop, I play football,” you finish. “Now that we know each other, can I ask what you’re doing here alone?”

“Guy like me in a place like this?” he jokes. “I’m waiting to meet some friends from work.”

You nod and say, “I’m meeting a friend, too. A little celebration of sorts.”

“Can I ask a personal question?”

“Sure,” you agree.

“What made you get into football? Why it over any other sport?”

“Bear Bryant,” you answer seriously.

“Really?” Tim questions with his eyes narrowed.

“You’ll have to watch my ESPN special to find out. That or we could do this again another time, without the accidental meeting.”

“People are going to think you’re in this sport just to meet men,” Tim replies.

“Who says I’m not?” you tease. “But, seriously, you’re great, and I bet you could tell me how to win a Super Bowl.”

“You’re the football pro,” he points out. “I’m just a cop.”

You nod and look away, disappointed by his implied rejection. Suddenly, though, you remember what your agent told you.

“Well, if you don’t want to go on a date… I do need a bodyguard on my security team.”

Tim’s eyebrows raise as he turns in his seat to face you. “Are you serious?”

“I am.”

You look away when your friend calls your name, and you wave at her before you stand. Stalling at Tim’s side, you add, “Think about it. I’d love to flirt with a bodyguard.”

“I will,” Tim promises softly.

“Come find me if you decide tonight.”

You smile at Tim and grip his arm kindly in place of a farewell. Tim Bradford believes in you and is considering your offered position of bodyguard, so you know you can get a Super Bowl ring this year. No matter how skeptical everyone else is.

[ghanaian-voice]

Nii Ayi Mensah Okropong Elevated As Chief Of Nii Boiman

The Chiefs and people of the Asere Kotopon Division of the Ga State have installed Nii Ayi Mensah Okropong I, as a Chief Nii Boiman traditional area in the Greater Accra region. The installation ceremony took place at the Asere Palace in Accra, conducted by Nuumo Blafo of the Asere stool and supported by the esteemed Chiefs and elders of Asere Kotopon, part of the revered Ga State. Nii Ayi…

[titanfan8]

For the month of June i have chosen defensive line and linebackers as the Titans position group to look back on….

In the first round of 1999 NFL Draft the Titans signed DE Jevon Kearse who went on to win NFL defensive rookie of the year and had 14.5 sacks a rookie record that still stands.

As far as i'm concerned and i bet a whole lot of Titans diehards feel the same way there has never been a better linebacker that played here besides Keith Bulluck.

Bulluck was drafted in the year 2000 and played an entire decade for the Titans.

The team has had some good linebackers through the years but none quite as good as Bulluck.

The 2000 Titans defense was first in yards allowed,second in points allowed and third in rushing defense.

In 2000 the same year Bulluck was drafted the Titans brought in Randall Godfrey in free agency from Dallas.

Godfrey ended up playing in Tennessee for three seasons and played well here.

In 2001 DE Kevin Carter signed with the Titans in free agency.....

In the first round of the 2002 NFL Draft the Titans drafted DT Albert Haynesworth.

Rocky Boiman and Rocky Calmus were drafted in 2002 as well.

In 2002 the Titans had were 10th in yards allowed.

In 2002 and 2003 Titans had the NFL best run defense mainly because of Kevin Carter and Albert Haynesworth.

Kevin Carter played four seasons with Titans and racked up 23.5 sacks.

In 2004 the Titans drafted DE's Travis LaBoy and Antwan Odom as well as DT Randy Starks.

In 2005 the Titans signed Kyle Vanden Bosch in free agency.

Boiman played four seasons for the Titans before signing with Indy in free agency in 2006.

In 2006 David Thornton signed with Tennessee in free agency.....

In 2006 in the fourth round the Titans drafted Stephen Tulluch who played every game and played well during his four years in Tennessee.

In 2007 and 2008 the Titans defense were top ten in nearly every category including run and pass defense as well as yards and points allowed.

In 2007 Tony Brown begins his first full season with the Titans and was previously with 49ers.

In 2008 the Titans drafted DEs Jason Jones and William Hayes.....

In 2009 in the second round drafted SenDerrick Marks and in fourth round the drafted Gerald McRath and he played three seasons.

Never seen one defensive player cause as much disruption and devastation to opposing offenses like Haynesworth did in 2007 and 2008 he was truly dominant.

Haynesworth played his last season in Tennessee before leaving in free agency and becoming the first 100 million dollar defensive tackle.

With Titans Big Al had 272 combined tackles,60 tackles for losses,42 QB hits,24 sacks,20 passes defended,6 forced fumbles,3 recoveries.

In 2009 Keith Bulluck played his last season for the Titans.

Bulluck with Titans had 1078 combined tackles,61 tackles for losses,18 sacks,19 INTs,15 forced fumbles,12 recoveries and scored 6 TDs.

Vanden Bosch also played his last season for Titans in 2009 and in five years had 270 combined tackles,82 QB hits,47 tackles for losses,38.5 sacks,14 forced fumbles,3 recoveries.

In 2010 DE Derrick Morgan was drafted in first round.

2010 Titans sign Jason Babin and Will Witherspoon in free agency.

Babin has 12.5 sacks in 2010 for the Titans....

In 2011 the Titans drafted DT Jurrell Casey in the third round.

In the 5th round in 2011 the Titans drafted the scrappy DT Karl Klug and he played six seasons for Tennessee.

Akeem Ayers was drafted by Tennessee in the second round in 2011.

In 2012 the Titans drafted Zach Brown in the second round.

In 2014 Wesley Woodyard was signed in free agency......

In 2014 Titans drafted DaQuan Jones.

Avery Williamson was drafted in the fifth round by Tennessee in 2014.

In 2015 Brian Orakpo was signed in free agency by Tennessee.

Jayon Brown was drafted in fifth round in 2017 by Titans.

In 2018 the Titans drafted ILB Rashaan Evans in the first round and OLB Harold Landry in the second round.

In 2018 Titans were 3rd in points allowed and 8th in yards allowed....

In 2019 the Titans drafted Jeffery Simmons in first round of NFL Draft.

In 2019 Tennessee drafted David Long in sixth round.

Long played four seasons with Tennessee before leaving for Miami in free agency in 2023.

In 2021 DE Denico Autry was brought in free agency.

Around this time Jurrell Casey retired.

Casey in his career with Titans had 493 combined tackles,115 QB hits,84 tackles for losses,51 sacks,8 forced fumbles,5 recoveries.

In 2021 Titans were 6th in points allowed by defense.

The 2023 Titans are celebrating their 25th anniversary and it been a long but exciting journey from 1999 through the present day.

[sarah-stuff]

Rocky Boiman Net Worth

The Early life Rocky Michael Boiman was born to his father, Mike Boiman, on January 24, 1980 in Cincinnati, Ohio. He is American and a member of the North American ethnic group, according to his nationality. Additionally, he is an Aquarius. Lindsey Bunnell, one of his siblings, helped him grow up. In Cincinnati, Ohio, Rocky Michael Boiman attended St. Xavier. Rocky Michael Boiman attended the…

[koramilsblog]

Anggota Koramil 03 /Ksh Kodim Bantul Koptu Ponidi melaksanakan komsos dgn pak Boiman warga pedukuhan Ngebel kelurahan Tamantirto https://www.instagram.com/p/ClnGjokvhMl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[frogjuice]

Dia dos pais. Saudades do seu Samuca Mr Bean Pardal Durepóxi da Silva Sauro. Daqui 11 dias fará 9 anos que ele partiu na nave Xuxa. Caralho, como passa rápido! 😭😭😭 Sempre presente em seu espírito enciclopédico que em mim habita. Gratidão por ser meu pai! 🙏🏻 #cats #papi #dad #father #pai #papito #boiman #saudades #diadospais #dna #aycaramba https://www.instagram.com/p/CSUOErwHnZz/?utm_medium=tumblr

[irias-mogu]

[gardnerminshew]

[artissijamm]

RATING BOOTLES PLUSHIES I FOUND ON SHOPPEE (PART 3)

It's friday night funkin time

SKID!!

(10/10) Looks very promising! LOOK AT HIM! Just a little boy sitting

Very huggable and sweet boy

Pump!!

- (9/10) minus points for discoloration (he is a bit more yellow than orange) But he's just a young lad! Very poggers!

Boprend

- (5/10) WHERE ARE YOUR HANDS!! THEY TOOK MY MAN'S HANDS!!!!!!

DON't you THERE SKDOO BEEP BAPBOOP AT ME.

Boydreinf

- (2/10) "this edible ain't shi--"

this one looks really uggo I cannot forgive this one

plus points for pointing out that this is indeed 'boyfriend' I shouldn't have known in the first place

Bobbprend!

- (6/10) this is just average- he's trying his best

Boiman

- (3/10) BOYFRIEND, HONEY, THIS ISN't YOU.

nagito hair looking ass

Bopend!!

-(9/10) NOW THAT'S VERY DECENT. HE IS VERY SWAG. VERY COOL SPIKY ANIME BOY HAIR. WORK IT KING

Pico

- (9/10) VERY CUTE ACTUALLY! LOOK AT HIS SMILE :DDD

Pico (but anger)

(7/10) does anyone relate to the joker

Rico

(1/10) get that thing away from me

(continuing on reblogs (trust me there's a lot))

[boimann]

Guys look medic is helping heavy stretch how wholesome :)

Uncesured on Twitter

[iamvegorott]

Ink Month 2022 Day 6

Day 6: Haunted

“Are you sure you can handle this?” Jackie asked as he and Phantom handed their ‘tickets’ to one of the students sitting at a little table. 

“It’s a ‘haunted hallway’ made by some of the students. How bad could it be?” Phantom scoffed.

“You’re just a bit…jumpy.” Jacke chuckled.

“I am not.” Phantom pouted a little, looping his arm through Jackie’s and letting him lead them into the beginning of the decorated hallway. 

“Hi, Mr. Boiman! Hi, Mr. Phantom!” Robbie greeted with a wave of his sheet-covered hand. Phantom always got a little kick out of the kids calling him by his first name but adding the ‘Mr’ still. 

“Hey, Robbie.” Jackie greeted back. “Love the costume.” He added with a gesture. Robbie wore a white sheet over his body, loop-sided holes cut out for his eyes and mouth and a hand-made sign hung around his neck that said ‘Boo’. 

“Thanks! Me and Blank made it together. Follow me!” Robbie spun on his heel and started walking. 

“And you were worried,” Phantom whispered his giggle to Jackie 

“Better safe than sorry.” Jackie chuckled back, looking around at all of the decorations the students had made. They were cute drawings of ‘scary’ things. Ghosts, zombies, nothing that really would give anyone the creeps. It was a school event, they were probably told to hold back as well. 

“Found Blank.” Phantom pointed where he was looking, showing Jackie that Blank was wearing a costume as well, the same thing as Robbie. 

“Cute.” Jackie could see students moving behind the blanket walls, the lights making them look like shadows. “They seem to be having-” He stopped when all of the lights suddenly went out and a high-pitch laugh came from behind them. Phantom was about to say something when a scream happened in front of them and it scared him enough that he jumped up into Jackie’s arms and yelled.

“Got them!” Bim’s voice laughed in the darkness before the lights were turned right back on. 

“Told you it would work!” Yandere popped up from behind them. “Are you okay there, Mr. Phantom?”

“I am perfectly fine.” Phantom huffed as if he wasn’t being held in the air by Jackie.  

“Good job, guys.” Jackie chuckled. “Got us good.” 

“Mr. Brody’s coming!” A different student called. 

“Oh! We have to set up again. Bye!” Yandere waved as she and Bim took off. 

“‘How bad could it be’?” Jackie teased when the kids were gone.

“Shut up and put me down.” Phantom tapped at Jackie’s chest. 

“No~” Jackie sang and kept walking.

“Jackie!”

[pjmavila]

mvrdv rotterdam boimans

[rustic-space-fiddle]

A very good spider-boiman. Idk why I haven’t drawn him yet

[solaneceae]

JSE EGOS HOMESTUCK AU

just because i could and i was bored and sleep deprived last night

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Top of the mornin to ya laddies!

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Jaakie Boiman Indigoblood Super strength Sylph of Doom Shoebill lusus galacticAvenger he LIKES! Putting a lot of EMPHASIS! on his last WORDS!

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Robbie Necrom Bugundyblood Spooky ghost Heir of Time Butterfly lusus gentleCarnation (GC) types....slowly....not often....not like it much....