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[smolomega-9]

I love how snakes are literally just like “:3”

[zombidog]

✮ BIRTHDAY GIFTIDS FOR @rjtbot!! ✮

We hope you like these!! :D you're by no means obligated to use them, of course— we're just leavin em at your doorstep for you to take at will, mostly based on vibes and IDs you already have :3 this is in order from left to right, top to bottom!

-> gifttranspawpads

⋆ transpawpads is defined as "a term for those who feel as though they should have paw pads" (coin is here)

⋆ prompted by a recent conversation; we thought it was only fitting hehe

-> gifttranscuspid

⋆ transcuspid is defined as "feeling like your canine teeth should be pointier" (coin is here)

-> gifttrisadored

⋆ a variance on transadored, which is defined as "a term for individuals who feel as though they should be/should’ve been adored by everyone" (coin is here)

⋆ we thought the gold looked pretty as an alternative to the transID's pink as visual communication of differentiation!

⋆ :333

-> gifttransspiralpupil/giftspiralpupilbodic

⋆ transspiralpupil, or spiralpupilbodic, is defined as "a transbody identity where one identifies or desires as having spiral-shaped pupils" (coin is here)

-> gifttransinternetangel

⋆ transinternetangel is defined as "when someone is/desires to be an internet angel, whatever that may mean to you :3" (coin is here) (yes we're keeping the :3 in the definition, it'd be a sin not to /silly)

⋆ the definition we had in mind for this was simply someone who's online a lot, or possibly someone adored in specifically online spaces! (but ofc it can be used however you want if you wanna keep it!)

-> giftmercuryamian

⋆ mercuryamian is defined as "where one desires to have blood made of mercury" (coin is here)

-> gifttranshaunted

⋆ transhaunted is defined as "a transID identity where one wishes to be/identifies with being/feels like they should have been haunted" (coin is here) (okay this one's a little self-indulgent bc of our inmortui, sue me /silly)

-> gifttrans2000saesic

⋆ trans2000saesic is defined as "a transaesthetic subterm where one desires/identifies as being part of the 2000s aesthetic despite not currently being part of it" (coin is here)

-> all of these flags were designed from the original flags of the terms, with items taken from emojis, sites like pixabay, or directly from the flags! the patterns are made to look like wrapping paper :3

-> if any of the original coiners want these taken down, please let us know!!

[cesarorka]

Shout out to all alterhumans who have kins with voices that u can't imitate so u just meow/bark instead

[nyaskitten]

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf...

[thejackley]

Hatchling. I know you're here.

I can smell the insolent stench of your bloodstained hands.

I await you in the weapons core.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

hear me out. uni student/barista au suguru and regular (also sleep deprived) yn.

hearing you out in all the ways my ears are capable of anon …… this is one of my fav aus for him . always. (cat i am looking directly at you)

suguru who works part time at a little café and notices you come in early morning and late at night… always either right when the store opens or when there’s only an hour left until closing . sometimes you’re waiting outside when he gets there by bike, and he greets you with a polite smile, watching you give him a sleepy little bow of your head :(((( i think he’s instantly a little enamored . always makes your drink with extra care because he knows you need it by the way you’re just abt to fall asleep in your seat lmao….. he admires how hard you work!!!!!!!!

i think it’d be cute if you drank so much coffee that he eventually gets worried 😭😭 like . that can’t be good for your poor heart . so one evening you’re sipping the last of your espresso with bags under your eyes, contemplating buying another one (with your already crumbling budget)….. and barista!sugu walks over to your table with a paper cup in hand :3c warm herbal tea . on the house, he says . your brain is too fried to deny it so you let him place it in your hands…… and even though it doesn’t satiate your coffee craving, it makes you feel so warm .

you sleep extra well that night <333 and the next morning you wait outside the café again, thanking him with a shy smile when he arrives, before hesitantly ordering another slightly less caffeinated beverage……. missing the way his lips curl up into a pleased little smile . not sure if he’d successfully de-caffeinate you or just make the coffee addiction worse but either way your budget stays strained and your heart stays full <333333 (save me barista!sugu)

[crxssposts]

angstiest brother competition !!

really like this one it’s nice :) think im gonna start drawing jason like this from now on!!

[moonsfavoritedaughter]

yo, if we made a bigass machine that traveled at the same speed of the earth spinning, but going spinning around the earth but in the opposite direction of the earth, and made it powered by sunlight, and realeased it in the middle of the day, would we make a constant motion machine? :3

and as i finished that sentence i realized that materials overtime eventually break... but it was a sickass idea, no? :3

i thought and made it myself while eating the lunch i cooked myself!!! i made some face-shaped fries and fish burguers!! :3

@jacktheeldergod2 @drmorbiusgunn @andromeda-apple @kirkland-brand-witch @blunt-force-therapy @ms-macintosh @gloriousvermin

[rxnrxmantic]

TW Gore:ppppp

I felt inspired after seeing so much gpre in the fandom :DD

sorry, I dunno how to do dynamic poses :c

[the-straight-guy-of-tumbir]

How do I avoid being gotten?

@steamos-official (straight guy)

while I'm not an expert(I was got after all) I do have some suggestions:

Usually once they've gotten a target there's no hope of escape, so my first advice is to not stand out. boxers and a generic cap are your friends now. take up a sport: soccer, football anything will go. act manly in family gatherings: only talk about your sport and laugh at the jokes your conservative uncle makes. stay in popular and conservative websites such as twitter and facebook.

If for some reason they DO notice you you're basically fucked but you can still prolong your cishet existence by pretending to give in. act outwardly gay and indulge in queer activities so they think they're done and move on to the next target. ! WARNING ! UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES PURCHASE OR USE ANY OF THEIR CONVERSION ITEMS. Those include but are not limited to: Tumblr, Linux, Blåhaj, r/196 subreddit on Reddit, Thigh High Socks and White Monster drinks. these things will mewt away your cisness like candle wax :3.

if by any chance you have used these items the infection has alweady begun. say goodbye to loved ones, thewe's no way back now x3. yuo may twy to wesist but its best to give in uwu. soon you'ww have many fwiends who, just wike yuo, have been got mroww x3. yuo wiww be happi uwu mrrp miau :3.

:3c uwu mrrrp nya. miaou x3 twans yeey meww nwn !! :3!! nyaaa mrrp miauu !!

(/j)

[ranboard]

bnuby

[smolomega-9]

I love how snakes are just like “:3”

[ems-hattt]

"Best Friends" my ass, these bitches gay

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Third Tumblr upload!! I didn't really like the anatomy on this one but i'll do My Best to get better with time.

Thanks to anyone who supports my posts:]

[karmafkat]

🚨🚨🚨IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!🚨🚨🚨

Meow :3

[thequietkid-moonie]

José José estaba bien pinche perro enculado XD peeeero gracias a eso tenemos grandes canciones

[thejackley]

city's breakin' down on a camel's back,