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OPEN STARTER!
❝ I don't exactly have many blessings to count these days ❞
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In case anyone out there needs a copy
The U.S. Constitution, pasted in from the copy at the U.S. National Archives (you never know when the site might be taken down): We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and…
#A is for abuse of power#B is for birthright citizenship#C is for Congress which is first in the Constitution#D is for due process and also for Donald who is doing a coup#E is for equal protection and also for Elon who is collaborating in a coup#F is for FBI and also for foreseeable and preventable which all this totally was#G is for gee how about some ethics here?#H is for health imperiled when Trump defunded and gagged the CDC FDA and NIH#I is for inspectors general#J is for the judiciary but also for journalists#K is for king which is NOT what a president is#L is for law as in rule of#M is for Medicaid Medicare and all of our social safety nets#N is for the National Archives which I hope will keep our national history files even if told to delete them#O is for okay which this is not#P is for power of the purse which belongs to Congress#Q is for LGBTQIA plus folks who have a right to equal protection of the law#R is for are you kidding me?#S is for state sovereignty imperiled by ICE#T is for Treasury#U is for USAID#V is for violence which is what happened on J6 and which we need to avoid#W is for welfare as in of the people#X is for the crossroads we are now at#Y is for you try to write tags that make sense in alphabetical order#Z is for zero as in the number of thoughts Trump has ever given to his oath
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// tag dump!
#ꜱᴇᴇ?! ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ'ꜱ Qᴜᴇᴜᴇ! --- QUE#ᴅᴀꜱ ꜱᴄʜᴡᴀʀᴢ ɪɴ ᴍɪʀ ɪꜱᴛ ᴡɪᴇ ᴅɪᴇ ɴᴀᴄʜᴛ --- movie! A R K T O S#ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴏᴇ -- T H E - G R A N D - D U K E - O F - O W L S -- TEST MUSE#ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛ?! -- M R --- K R U P P -- ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ ᴘʀɪɴᴄɪᴘʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴡɪᴅᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ - TEST MUSE#ein wahrer freund - king of ice - a r k t o s#ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡᴀʏ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ --- W O U N D W O R T --- Chief of Efrafa#ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴏʀ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ --- A D M I R A L --- R A Z O R B E A R D -- test muse#ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴀʟʟ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴡᴇʟʟ! --- A N N A --- M A R I A#amy don't look#W H I S K E R S --- Roly Poly Neighbour#ᴄʜᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ ᴀꜱ ᴀɴ ᴇᴇʟ --- M R --- G R I N C H#ɪ ᴀᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏᴏᴍ --- N O S - 4 - A 2 I I I ᴇɴᴇʀɢʏ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ#ᴀʟʟ ᴡᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡɪꜱʜᴇᴅ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ --- W A S H I --- The Sister --- 鷲#ɪ ꜰᴇʟᴛ ʟᴏꜱꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴᴄᴇ --- K A R A S U --- The Sister - - - 烏#ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴜꜱ ɪꜱ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ - - - B O O I G I I I I ᴍᴏᴏᴋ ʙᴏᴏ#ꜱɴɪꜰꜰ. ɪ'ᴍ ʙᴏᴏʜᴏᴏ! --- W E E P I N G --- G H O S T#𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 --- H U F F --- P U F F -- B E A U#energy vampire ---nos#ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ꜰᴀʟʟꜱ --- M O U S E - Q U E E N#ᴀ ʀᴇᴀʟ ʜᴜʟʟᴀʙᴀʟᴏᴏ--- X L --- ꜰʀᴀɴᴋᴇɴꜱᴛᴇɪɴ'ꜱ ʀᴏʙᴏᴛ#ꜱᴀʟᴜᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏɴᴀʀᴄʜ ! --- T H E - M O U SE - K I N G 👑#ʙᴜᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ --- R I N K U S#ʙʀɪɴɢᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇꜱ I I I ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜᴘʀᴏᴀʀ --- V E X#ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʟᴏᴜᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴇ'ʟʟ ꜱʜᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ! --- R A T I G A N 'S - R U F F I A N S#ʜɪꜱ ᴄᴀɴᴅʏ-ɴᴇꜱꜱ -- ʀᴜʟᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴜɢᴀʀᴜꜱʜ -- K I N G -- C A N D Y 🍬 --- ᴄᴀɴᴅʏ ᴋɪɴɢᴅᴏᴍ#ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴇꜱᴛ ʀᴀᴄᴇʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀ --- CANON!VERSE --- C A N D Y 🍬#ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜʏ ᴡʜᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴜɢʜɴᴜᴛꜱ --- C A N D Y - O N L Y#ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ʙᴏᴅʏ --- D R - N E F A R I O U S -- EX. RANGER#ᴀ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɪɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ --- PRE-GAME DR - N E F A R I O US#ꜱᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ ꜱᴜᴄᴋᴀꜱ! --- PETEY --- ᴇᴠɪʟᴇꜱᴛ ᴄᴀᴛ --- TEST MUSE
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🍋 ~ tag dump✨
#🍋 || A B O U T#🍋 || A E S T H E T IC#🍋 || M I R R OR#🍋 || W H A T Y A' T H I N K I N' ???#🍋 || H E A D C A N O N#🍋 || L I K E S#🍋 || J U S' L I K E M Y D R E A M S#Lemon Tag Dump#🍋 || B R I E F I N G S ~ Memes#🍋 || B R I E F I N G S ~ Answered#🍋 || ✨ I D O L S ✨#🍋 || R E M E M B E R W H E N#🍋 || P L A Y L I S T
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if you didnt yet can you do thanos nsfw alphabet please..
yesss>_
Thanos NSFW alphabet
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He goes straight to sleep next to you, leaving you in there in a mess filled with a mix of your cum and his, but as soon as he wakes up he cleans you up trust
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His favorite body part about you is your tummy, he doesn’t care if your insecure abt it he just likes to lay on it and touch it randomly, he also likes to press down on it too feel how deep he is
His favorite body apart about him is his dick, straight up
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He loves to make a huge mess with his cum, if you aren’t on the pill he would cum everywhere, your face. your tummy, chest, ass, LEGS.
But if you aren’t on the pill he’s cumming deep inside you he’s taking advantage of the pill
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
His dirty secret is sharing your nudes with Nam-gyu..not in a weird way just in a “bro look at my girl”
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s experienced. He knows exactly what to do
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary: he likes seeing your reaction and the way your eyes roll back
Doggystyle: he loves to see how your ass jiggles each thrust he takes
Cowgirl; to see your boobs bounce
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
A bit goofy, he makes jokes every now and than
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He doesn’t really shave that much but he obviously won’t let it get TOO hairy.. but other than he shaves it so it doesn’t ruin the mood
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He’s gets into the moment and starts roaming his hands around your body like he’s some virgin
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Maybe every few weeks, he does jerk off to your nudes or sex tapes that yall make
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
hair pulling, degrading, spanking
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
All over the house
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
you wearing skirts, dirty talk, teasing, dirty talking thru the phone
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
wax, fire, ice. or gun play
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He doesn’t really care, sex is sex, but he does eat you out so i’ll say giving
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
You will never catch this man going soft and slow. If you’re gonna have sex with him prepare to get fucked real bad.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He is down for quickies, i’ll say probably a bit often he does quickies with you
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He will take risk, sometimes he even likes to test how loud you’ll go in public or infront of someone
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He can last about 7 rounds at most. He goes so feral during sex he doesn’t want to stop
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
No toys
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He teases A LOT but mainly when your getting punished
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
low pants, groans and growls, maybe even soft whimpers
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He forces you to watch him jerk off infront of you
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
6 inches, 7 when hard
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
VERY high.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards
the moment he pulls out.
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nsfw alphabet - hueningkai ! - cw. some mention of spanking (paddles/whips) in k, r, and t.
a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex) - biggest snuggle bug. i think he'd be too lazy to rly clean up even, just reaches for a t-shirt off the ground to clean y'all up a bit, then grabs u to snuggle, either spooning u and rubbing ur ass or ur laying on his chest :3
b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) - ooooh ykw, i've never thought about what his favorite body part on himself is. probably his chest? i feel like he's pretty proud of his broad chest, and ofc fave body part on u is ur tummy
c = cum (anything to do with cum) - hm..likes stuffing it back inside u after it drips out
d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) - rly wants to beg for a devil's threeway but is way too nervous ><
e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) - ykw. i'd say average..? like he's had a few partners, maybe one or two one night stands, but definitely not a ~player~ he knows what he's doin!! very very good at making u feel good. i feel like he's the kind that's hyper aware of what the other person is feeling and is always trying to prioritize them.
f = favorite position - missionary (the jiggle)
g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) - oh my god i think he's so fun during sex! i think he doesn't take it too seriously, but still understands the intimacy of it. like he does not get held up by the little things. likes trying new things and giggling at things with u during sex. ugh. so hot.
h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) - i genuinely think he's a pretty hairy guy and keeps it that way.
i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) - full on sweepin ya off ur feet. knows all the right buttons to press to turn u on, knows exactly what to say, knows how to say them, etc.
j = jack off (masturbation headcanon) - pillow humper.
k = kink (one or more of their kinks) - feel like he loves spanking ya a lil harder than most, like he loves paddles and whips with feathers, etc., and ice.
l = location (favorite places to do the do) - the bed. or shower for hand stuff.
m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) - what u wear! loves seeing ur body exposed ofc, but loves when you love what ur wearing, just thinks its such a turn on to have someone comfortable in their own skin and clothes lol
n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) - i don't think he loves the "please stop" or "no!!" kinda stuff. like if u say no or stop, he gonna stop. doesn't like messin around with that.
o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) - loves receiving :p think he's a whiny mess, especially licking his balls OMG. as far as skill.. he's a munch. gets all slow and sensual with it too.
p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) - somewhere in the middle (with penetration at least), like he's not overly rough, but likes a nice rhythm to it.
q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) - not his fave. might have one in a dressing room backstage to get hyped up but that's about it.
r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) - yes! i think he'd definitely be down to experiment. he'd be a lot more wary of any "painful" stuff but since he loves spanking so much, he'll try them, just super super cautious.
s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) - i'd say he could last a while if he wanted, but gets kinda impatient. can definitely hold it off until u cum first though.
t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) - has absolutely no problem with them whatsoever, just doesn't have a lot himself. likes paddles and whips like i said, but doesn't have a ton of the other kinds of toys. would definitely use one if u wanted. and maybe he's got a pocket pussy somewhere around here.... but honestly prefers his hand.
u = unfair (how much they like to tease) - not a tease imo.
v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) - WHINY WHINY WHINY and grunty .
w = wild card (a random headcanon) - LOVES it when u pull his hair. like literally can't even do it in public or he'll moan.
x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) - longer than average. kinda veiny.
y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?) - lower than normal ig ? idk i don't have an incredibly high sex drive myself and i see myself a lot in him so maybe that's where im coming from, but probably cums...once every 3 days at least?
z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) - love love loves a good nap right after he cums. like i said, just kinda grabs whatever t-shirt or towel he can find to wipe y'all asap to get to cuddling and napping <3
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Cookie Glosssary
A lot of humans might not know some of the terms used by cookies, so, I put a list of the terms here and an explanation for what they mean!
A
Ancients/Ancient Heroes - The 5 great heroes who wield the soul jam. These
B
Baby Dough- Baby cookies
Beasts/Beast Cookies - The Corrupted cookies who had the Souljam before the Ancient Heroes
C
Celestials - Godlike cookies who weren't born cookies but somehow became cookies and originated from the human world
Cheesian - A cookie who is descended from the Golden Cheese Kingdom
Cookievorous - something that hunts cookies
Créme Republican - Refers to cookies who are from the Créme Republic
Crispia - The main Continent of Earthbread
Crispy- Refers to a healthy Cookie. Is also slang for a young cookie
Crumbling- Dying
Crumbs - the fallen parts of a crumbled or injured cookie
D
Dark Cacaoian - Refers to cookies who are from the Dark Cacao Kingdom
E
Dough- Body or skin
Dragons - When talking about Dragons, cookies usually mean the Dragons that are able to turn into and communicate with cookies. But, they're are also dragons who don't have this ability
Earthbread- The world that the cookies are on
Elementals - Refers to the powerful god-like cookies who rule over a specific part of nature
Eyecing- Eyes
F
First Cookies - The witches who had their souls rebaked into cookies. Because they are witches, these 12 cookies are very powerful
Flatster- A slur for cookies
Flavor- Refers to the specific taste of a cookie but can also refer to the cookie's ingredients
Freshly Baked - A baby cookie
Frosting- The umbrella term for hair. Not all hair is made out of frosting, but all hair is called frosting
G
H
Hollyberrian- A cookie from the Hollyberry Kingdom
I
Icing- Refers to facial features as well as any decorations on a cookie
Ingredients- The things that make up a dessert's dough. Can also refer to their genes
J
Jamline- The familial line of a cookie
Jellies - The food cookies eat. Practically everything they eat is made up of jellies
Juice - Unless specified that it's non-alcoholic, juice is an alcoholic drink
K
L
Lifepowder - The magical substance that gives dessert creatures life
M
Magichanical - A combination of modern techonology/robotics with magic
Mercookies- Aquatic cookies
Millenial Cookies - Cookies who are from the Millenial Forest
N
O
P
Parfaedian - A cookie from Parfaedia
Q
R
Resonate Ingredient- The main and most important ingredient of a cookie.
Rising Dough - A growing cookie. Usually refers to a young cookie
S
Shortbread- A slang term that refers to a small cookie
Soggy- A wet cookie. Being soggy for a cookie is dangerous because they can literally die if their dough becomes too soggy
Soul cheese - What the Golden Cheese Kingdom calls a cookie's soul
Soul Jam - An item with great power that gives the Ancient Cookies and the Beast Cookies their power. Contains a lot of lifepowder.
Stale- An older cookie
Strawberry Jam - Basically the cookie version of blood (doesn't work the same way human blood works though)
Sugarteareana - Cookie's who are from Sugarteara
Syrup- On cookies, syrup refers to makeup, since a lot of makeup is made out of syrup. On clothing, it's basically a synonyms for icing
T
Toothcing - Teeth (most cookies don't have teeth so idk why this is a term 🤷♀️)
U
V
Vanillian- Refers to cookies from the Vanilla kingdom
W
Witches - The humans with magical abilities that created dessert kind
Wizards - Similar to the witches, the wizards were humans with magical powers and also created cookies
X
Y
Yakgwians - Cookies from the Yakgwa Village
Yogurcans - Cookies who are from Yogurca
Z
Feel free to tell me anything that you think I should add!
#this was supposed to be explaining to humans what cookies mean by “frosting” and “crumbling” and all that#but it got out of hand...#anyways enjoy the glossary#will be updated accordingly!#earthbread#crispia#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk#cookie run roleplay#crk roleplay#cookie archives#worldbuilding#cookie run ovenbreak#crob#cookie run ovenbreak roleplay#beast yeast#crwc#cookie run witch's castle
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❛ i was wrong about you. ❜ for daredevil !!
❝ Don't be ❞ The Devil reassures her, brushing off his scrapes and bruises to downplay how he charged ahead and left her behind. From the sound of it she was going to need more convincing, ❝ I've dealt with Electro plenty of times before, I could fight him with my eyes closed ❞ And did.
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Didn't realize just how ridiculous the entire situation it was until he hears himself try to explore to another human being, it sounds like the plot line of one of cheesy soaps Karen used to act in, but it's not, this was just his life now. Is it bad that while going through stack of cases that are mostly busy work, he finds himself yearning for the life they had a few months ago, when they could barely pay their rent? Those were phenomenally simpler times, far as his personal life goes.
Though much as he dislikes Sharpe he couldn't really blame Foggy wanting her approval, was guilty of the same when it came to his own mother.
❝ He has no idea how lucky, I'm going to have calluses on my fingers by the end of the night ❞ The lawyer points out, consigning himself to his fate but when he feels the touch of Karen's hand, then the taste of hers.
❝ You know what? It does ❞
He answers before kissing her back. It was easy for him to get lost in Karen's embrace, and lose track of time.
Blue eyes glance over him for a bit, at least he's dressed for the comfort of this evening. There's one bright side to the turn of events. Matthew had missed Rosalind herself dropping by, so even if he had work to do, he didn't have to suffer her personality.
❝ You try telling her those are mine? ❞ Like that'd actually go over well with Rosalind, well, she might laugh at that, concede to Karen. Hopefully, pay mind that she was treading on an other woman's evening of relaxation. Rosalind did like Karen after all. Karen could palate her the best, how that ended up that way, Karen would count this as on of her blessings.
She pulls herself back to resuming writing the notes she had been working on. The faster that they could get through Rosalind's attempt to sabotage their one night of peace together, the quicker they could get to doing what they liked. Mostly, they were inseparable, even if it were just being cuddled up on the couch with something to listen to and let their minds drifts. Sometimes, it was taking the opportunity for an impromptu date but the sound of Matthew's voice when he had came in there was a need for the calmer.
❝ Mh, why Foggy feels the need to prove himself. ❞ She thinks for a moment, and a part of this she does actually know. Yet she can't help that quiet ponder because he had been her longest friend as well and helped her through the hard times, picked her up off the streets when she was at her lowest. To her, and she imagines Matt too, the man already proven and deserved to achieve what he wanted in life.
❝ He's lucky you'll suffer hell for him. ❞ She snickers even if the work in front of them was impeding on their time together. The only win here was protecting Foggy's job.
What they had been reading through Karen can already tell that Matt was going to be annoyed about the entire time that he had to work this case. It's not the kind of thing that he does, he's going to hate every second of it. As a good girlfriend she'll listen and then remind him it is required he work Sharpe's paid cases, if he is ever going to allowed taking on pro bono work.
Karen sets her pen down to lean over the center of the couch and cup Matt's face so she can angle him to kiss him. ❝ Sorry your boss sucks, hope that makes it up to you. ❞
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curse!yuji nsfw alphabet when??? :D???✨✨✨
Curse!Yuji NSFW Alphabet
Cw/Tw — light blood, humiliation, degradation, dub con + CNC, breeding kink if you squint, blood, implied cannibalism
Right now! It’s here!
(A)ftercare - Ever wanted to feel like royalty? Now’s ya chance. Body worship, through kisses, praise, massages, drinks, snacks, shows, etc
(B)ody Part - your heart, he doesn’t have one, his and Mahito’s theory is that’s what truly separates humans and curses. A lack of a heart.
(C)um - in you. In you please please please. It’s all he wants. He wants to fill you. Mouth, cunt, ass as long as it’s in you. Please.
(D)irty Secret - he wants to do curse on human roleplay. Dub-con roleplay, CNC roleplay. He’s a nasty vile curse taking advantage of you, or you can’t see him and don’t feel him fucking you. Somno, fucking you while you sleep, all of it. He feels so guilty about it and so ashamed but he’s super into it secretly.
(E)xperience - Very minimal, see there’s this girl he was with, it ended in such a massive mess. Mahito and Sukuna are still laughing about it like maniacs and he’s so embarrassed by it. The two never got to home base but he’s gotten some handfuls of tits and sucked off. Oh but he’s TOTALLY not a virgin, he’s so experienced and loves helping virgins pop the cherry cuz he loves the noises and- he’s lying.
(F)avorite Position - spooning, he loves being so pressed to you. And then passing out together after? Oh yeah
(G)oofy - yeah… he’s read so many fics and he tries to mimic them, but sometimes he’ll say something not sexy at all, and then he starts dripping cuz he realizes that was not sexy.
(H)air - messy like normal Yuji!
(I)ntimacy - he’s a dweeb as much as he’s a pervert. He loves picking you flowers, not buying but picking them! He loves wearing matching outfits, going out on ice cream dates, and making you food. If you wear lipstick and kiss him he won’t wash it off. He loves stealing hair ties and wearing them in his wrists too
(J)ack off - a lot. Like normal Yuji, it’s a lot.
(K)ink - Feet, he’s really into feet. Especially wearing socks, and having- NOT. No he makes fun of people who are into feet(sorry) he loves corruption play. Bimbofication, making the goodie two shoes into a whore, sorcerer on curse, hero and villain, evil and good. Making someone really proper into a total dumb pleasure drunk porn star. He loves taking photos of it allllll
(L)ocation - anywhere and everywhere, easy
(M)otivation - he’s an absolute DOG. It’s way too easy. Good luck telling tho cuz he hides it really well.
(N)o - no feet. He’s so sorry, it’s the dumb meme kink and it’s too funny.
(O)ral - oh yeah, slob on his shit, he’s got a hand in your hair and fuckin your mouth recording that as if he can see himself in the video. He loves watching you screw your eyes shut or when you look up at him, or the surprise on your face when his tentacle slides down your throat and you choke a bit.
(P)ace - stuttering fast and messy at first but once he’s locked in it’s any pace he wants. Fast and hard, slow and teasing, oh yeah.
(Q)uicky - please god please, he loves it, even if neither of you finish. Desperate quick reaches of pleasure before anything or when you have a time limit? God yeaaahhhh
(R)isk - he’s up to try almost anything! Except anything that makes you bleed. Once he smells your blood he might do something he regrets, but he has good self control luckily.
(S)tamina - a good deal! He’s a cum dumper, he’s kinda pathetic tho. We’re taking, first time he bottoms out he might cum. Dry humping? Oh he genuinely gets close. It’s embarrassing.
(T)oys - Unlike normal Yuji he watches streams of solo sessions, he loves watching people try to take really big toys. He loves watching people use non human shaped dildos. He’d love to get you a butt plug btw.
(U)nfair - god please tease him, watch his brain malfunction, and just turn off. Want to win an argument? Tease him. Want him to buy you something? Grind a bit. Sure he’ll get you back later but he’s so cute when he short circuits
(V)olume - Yap Yap Yap, “God- your pretty mouth on my cock- oh fuck that’s it, keep suckin baby.” Yap yap yap “smile for the camera, you look so gooo- ooo fuck-! Damn bitch you’re squeezin so tight-!” Yap yap yap
(W)ild Card - how opposed would you be if he found a cursed tool that could record himself and then both of you becoming porn stars together? Cuz he’d love that. Getting to fuck you while people watched, people seeing how good you are for him, how dumb on his dick you can become… oh yeah, he’s hard thinking about it.
(X)-ray - stupid boxers with stupid prints. Cheeto, Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, ramen, lightning McQueen, and human centipede(curse!Yuji like human centipede instead of human earthworm)
(Y)es - please let him go at it raw, no condom, please please please please. It feels different! Way better! He can’t feel you as good otherwise! He has good pull out game! Totally! He won’t push in balls deep! No no not him!
(Z)zz - cuddle up, watch a show, pull up the blankets, here are the snacks, nap time or goodnight!
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#dogs tag#jjk x reader#x reader#jjk smut#jujustsu kaisen x reader#smut#goon dog#headcanon#yuji itadori#yuji x reader#jjk yuji#jjk au#jujustu kaisen au#cursed!yuji smut#cursed!yuji x reader#cursed!yuji#jjk mahito#jjk sukuna#cursed au
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That is a code, your honor
I stayed away from Link Click in order to avoid any spoiler, to the point I only discovered today that episode 1 of the Yingdu chapter was released last friday.
There is a long frame by frame rewatch already waiting for me but, at this moment, I only want to focus on this frame in the opening:
I don't know if anyone has already done it but I've cracked the code and I wish to share it with you.
Yes, that is a proper code and is fully decipherable, if you want to solve it yourself I'll share some hints on how to do it, otherwise you can just skip to the actual message section down below.
Have fun!
HOW TO DECIPHER THE CODE, step by step
The message is in English, lucky for us non-Chinese viewers;
2. the code uses a substitution cipher, which means every symbol corresponds to a specific letter and that letter only.
With these two clues alone I think you can already approach the message, but if you wish for more hints, here they are:
3. I could think of two different ways to decipher the code, one takes longer but it requires only one cipher; the other one is easier but there is a twist to keep in mind.
4. The longer method consists of classical substitution cipher solving approach: symbols, or set of symbols, that occurs more often in the message can be correlated with letters (E, T, ...) or words (THE, AND, ...) that occurs more often in the english language.
5. The easier way is to recognise that the symbols belong to a well known cipher: the pigpin cipher! You can google it, see the pic below
or just check my solution:
-XLI LIEVX SJ XLI JSVIWX E WYHHIr- -MG WTVIEH EQSRK XLI ERMQEPW JSB- -VIGXMRK IPITLERX XS HSYWY XLI JPEQI- -MJXPC WTVIEHMRK QIWWEKIW SJ YVK- -SAIZIV SRPC GEVIH EFSYX JPIIMRK- -XLI JSVIWX WYGGYQFIH XS XLI JMVIW-
HIXIVQMRIH XS TVIZIRX WYGL XVEKIH- LMVIH E HIXIGXMZI XS YRGSZIV XLI- HMWGSZIVIH AEW FICSRH XLIMV AM- MQEKMREXMSRW
LI FIPMIZIH XLEX XLI OIC XS- XS IPMQMREXI EPP TSXIRXMEP- MKRMXI XVSYFPI
Wait what?! That is not a solution! True, and that is the twist: pigpen alone doesn't solve the code, you need one more step, another substitution cipher.
6. This is a Caesar Cipher with key 4!
from: E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A B C D
to --: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
THE ACTUAL MESSAGE
-(t)he heart of the forest a sudde(n)- -ic spread among the animals fox- -recting elephant to dousu the flame- -iftly spreading messages of urg- -(h)owever only cared about fleeing- -the forest succumbed to the fires
Determined to prevent such traged(y)- hired a detective to uncover the- discovered was beyond their wi- imaginations
He believed that the key to- to eliminate all potential- ignite trouble
THE BLABBERING
Already many interesting things everywhere!
This message implies the existence of 5+ people: the writer of the message; the target of the message; the hired detective; the "He" mentioned in the third paragraph; the "all potential" trouble igniters (at least 2, I'd say) that should be eliminated. The blond woman seems to be the target, since the message is under her cup of tea; Liu Xiao could be the detective but I bet he is the "He"; the trouble igniters are definitely Lu Guang, Cheng Xiaoshi and the whole gang. The other two characters are way less obvious, we can only assume their identity based on which one is missing; I can only speculate that Vein could be the detective, but he could also be your basic assassin; Finally, Xia Fei could be the writer of the message, if we accept the idea that he and the woman might be somehow blood related.
Then, we have the proper content of the message: a burning forest is mentioned and we know from S2 that a forest appears in Lu Guang's memory of CXS dying (and in the opening as well). Why so much emphasys is placed on the forest?
The next sentence "determined to prevent such traged(y)" might be the most revealing: what is the tragedy? The forest on fire or something else? If it's the former, how can the fire be prevented it it has already happened? Either, they dive back in the past and change it, which we know is no-go option, or the forest on fire was a vision from the future and there is someone (Liu Xiao?) with the ability to either foresee or actually dive in the future, completing the past, present and future pattern.
And this is all coming from just one frame. One Frame.
Welcome back to the delightfully hellish Link Click.
Edit: Guys, I'm so silly, a few second later the cup is removed and the code becomes visible almost entirely...a part 2 is required.
#link click#link click yingdu#link click theory#shiguang daili ren#sorry for my crappy english it's 3am#I thought it'd be a quick post
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{*in the U.S. diaspora}, from my Grandmother's "Memories" book Transcribe'd by @izzyizumi / koushirouizumi / hikari-m {Do Not Re-p o s t} {Do Not C o p y} {Do Not Remove Caption} {Do Not Re-produce My Work Under Any Circumstances Without My Permission Whatsoever!} [*Including for @.I. Usages]
#koushirouizumi#chai fam#chai personal#chai own#chai cap#({I Am S a v i n this to eventually P o s t to m a i n})#({But I still need to get p ICS of my} {G r a n d m a}s {b o o k})#(Usin {s p a c e}s to k e e p o u t of S e a r c h)#({G O Y I M} DO NOT MAKE ABT ANYTHING NOT H E R E T H A N K)#(Ive been m e a n i n to do this for a While now I was just. S i g h i n g a lot lately)
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Warrior Cats Name Generator in 2023
FIRST LETTER OF FIRST NAME:
A - Aster
B - Blank
C - Cone
D - Dreary
E - Ebony
F - Flint
G - Gull
H - Hay
I - Ice
J - Jackdaw
K - Kite
L - Little
M - Moose
N - Newt
O - Olive
P - Pasture
Q - Quill
R - Rising
S - Soot
T - Trail
U - Ucinia
V - Veil
W - Whittle
X - Xylosma
Y - Yelling
Z - Zap
ZODIAC (SUN) SIGN:
Aries - dapple
Taurus - stomp
Gemini - eye
Cancer - feather
Leo - scream
Virgo - patch
Libra - heart
Scorpio - thorn
Sagittarius - fur
Capricorn - muzzle
Aquarius - storm
Pisces - whisker
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alphabet dates
with Quinn Hughes!
in which…
I write about what dates I think Quinn would take you on!
i will be using the English alphabet for this mini series, which you can find the links to below!
stay tuned <3
✩ each imagine to this series will be posted every friday! ✩
a- arcade
in which...
Quinn takes fem! reader on a date to the arcade.
b- boat ride (18+)
in which…
Quinn takes fem! reader out for a ride on the lake.
c- concert
in which…
Quinn and fem! reader go to a concert!
d- dinner
in which…
Quinn and fem! reader go out to dinner!
e- exploring
in which…
Quinn and fem! reader explore the city of Vancouver!
f- fair
in which…
Quinn and fem! reader go to the fair!
g- golf
in which…
Quinn needs a fun distraction!
h- hiking
in which…
Quinn convinces fem! reader to join him on a hike.
i- ice skating
in which…
Quinn and fem! reader go ice skating!
j- jet ski (coming soon!)
in which…
Quinn and fem! reader have fun on jet skis!
k- karaoke (coming soon!)
in which…
fem! reader brings Quinn out of his comfort zone!
l- lake day (coming soon!)
in which…
Quinn and fem! reader spend the whole day on the lake!
m- movie night (coming soon!)
in which…
A rainy day keeps Quinn and fem! reader in.
n- new recipe (coming soon!)
in which…
fem! reader wants to try something new in the kitchen.
o- outdoor market (coming soon!)
in which…
Quinn and fem! reader go to an outdoor market!
p- pumpkin patch (coming soon!)
in which…
Quinn and fem! reader go to a pumpkin patch!
q- quiz night (coming soon!)
in which…
Quinn and fem! reader find out a lot about each other!
r- road trip (coming soon!)
in which…
Quinn and fem! reader go on a road trip together!
s- stargazing (coming soon!)
in which…
fem! reader thinks the stars look beautiful.
t- target (coming soon!)
in which…
fem! reader wants to keep date night simple.
u- unwind (18+) (coming soon!)
in which…
Quinn and fem! reader unwind at a hotel!
v- vacation (coming soon!)
in which…
Quinn and fem! reader take a much needed vacation.
w- watch the sunset (coming soon!)
in which…
Michigan sunsets are to die for.
x- x marks the spot (coming soon!)
in which…
Quinn sends fem! reader on a scavenger hunt!
y- 'yes' day (coming soon!)
in which…
Quinn and fem! reader have to say 'yes' to each other all day!
z- zoom date (coming soon!)
in which…
quinn's on the other coast, but that won't stop you from going on a date.
#nhl#quinn hughes#nhl hockey#quinn hughes smut#quinn hughes x reader#quinn hughes imagine#quinn hughes x y/n
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Unown Ask Game! Remember to include the question!
A is for adoption! If you could adopt any pokemon, what species would you pick?
B is for berries! What berries do you find yourself around the most?
C is for care! What do you do to care for your pokemon, and how do they care for you?
D is for danger! What is the most dangerous experience you have faced?
E is for entertainment! What is your comfort media/entertainment?
F is for friends! Who are the most important people in your journey?
G is for gracidea! What are you grateful for?
H is for hatred! What is something you just can't stand?
I is for injury! Tell us about one of your major injuries, if you're comfortable.
J is for jelly donuts! What is your favourite language based story?
K is for kettle! Do you prefer tea or coffee, and how do you like it?
L is for ligma! What is the most memorable prank you have fallen for?
M is for music! What's your favourite music genre?
N is for neat! How tidy are you?
O is for onix! What is your favourite first stage pokemon?
P is for power! Who is your favourite superhero?
Q is for quirky! What do people think is the strangest thing you do?
R is for region! Where are you from?
S is for sunshine! What is your favourite kind of weather?
T is for type! What pokemon type would you be/are?
U is for Unown! What is your favourite letter?
V is for venue! Where is your favourite place to meet people?
W is for wicked! What is your favourite word with multiple meanings?
X is for xenomania! Where would you like to travel?
Y is for yuk! What is something you think is gross?
Z is for zest! What's a guilty pleasure?
! - Name something that still surprises you!
? - What is your go-to ice breaker?
#ask game#unown#pkmn irl#pokemon irl#real pokemon#pokeblogging#irl pkmn#pokeblr#pokemon#prof pippip#pokemon ask game
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The devil is indeed not a cat person, this is evident by the way he receives the tiny creature as if he was being handed an old wet mop head, his nose turned up, though he had to admit, the bath had made it more palatable to his hyperactive senses. The towel was almost too big for the half drowned rat squirming as if it was for it's life in his grasp. The tiny pair of them were fighters, he'd give them that.
His attention turns to Karen, couldn't help but notice how she attended to the other kitten, so gentle and patient with them, it makes him smile softly, for a moment he can imagine her doing it the same, but with their baby... Is woken up from his daydream by dimension of chicken.
❝ Now hold on a minute, if we start feeding them that will makes them our cats ❞
Her focus had quickly shifted from the kittens that were the man in the red suit's arms than the man himself. She's up from her reading position to go take the two kittens to fawn and inspect them. She meets Matt the kitchen sink, taking one of the kittens which she checks that it's a little boy and starts the water, feeling it with her finger until its an acceptable room temperature.
❝ They must have been very hungry if they were following people. ❞
She carefully introduces the trickle of warm water from the faucet to the kitten. Not having the water stream at full as not to stress the kittens too much. She checks the label on the dish soap before applying a very small amount to rub through the first kitten's fur. ❝ Shh, don't listen to him sweethearts. ❞ She coos softly to the squirming kitten, Karen's careful to avoid their heads and ears, only rubbing her wet finger on.
❝ He's just being a big red meanie. ❞ She wipes at the first one's eyes to get the goop and gunk out of them, making tiny cries at her. ❝ Wrap this one in one of the kitchen towels, while I clean his sibling. ❞ Karen instructs him, but leans over to kiss his cheek before she gets to cleaning the other kitten.
A little girl but when she wipes are her eyes there is something different about them, Karen makes a hmmmm sound but says nothing. ❝ I think we still have some chicken we could dice up for them. ❞ Until they decide what to do with them, but the female kitten needed a vet for her eyes.
#lastavenged#: IC : M a t t M u r d o c k#: T H R E A D#[omg yes]#[he's already warming up to them]#[Petting cats can help with stress and god knows Matt is stressed]
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