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Why are you not supposed to show your face online?
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personal safety. i forget exactly what they said in the online safety classes they made you (me) take in elementary school, but its for the same reason you're not supposed to share your full name (or any name at all! make up a name and stick with it, or hey, its the internet, lie about your name and your age and say you're a math major from connecticut named matt, or something! i ain't gonna stop you! have fun with it!) and address and social security number. so people can't track you down and kidnap you or other horrible things.
In general its just like. don't share information someone could use to identify you online, because people are weird and some of them are shitty and if you say something and they don't like it, and if they can find you or identify you then thats not good!
#i legitimately forget why#(the specific reason at least)#but it is nonetheless VERY IMPORTANT TO NOT GIVE OUT YOUR PERSONAL INFO ONLINE /not sarcastic; serious#i think i'm from the weird limbo generation of when the internet was new enough that#i had online safety classes in elementary school#and also know what vhs tapes are#but still had a smartphone by age 12#so i don't actually know if anyone younger than me had them#i loooooooove being from a weird limbo generation#its the BEST#/sarcasam#people think im old cause i know what a vhs is and i remember the orange ones and had cds and tapes as a kid#and people think im young cause i never had a fliphone and was born in the 2000s#okay rant over i am sorry /not sarcastic#purple ? anon#asks#anon asks#internet safety
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i love it so much when i leave myself a chapter title and absolutely nothing else to hint at what i wanted to write there
yep
i love it when that happens. i love it sooooooo much
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I love how long your posts are
Thank fucking god I was waiting for someone to say this. Im so tired of tiny posts like NO that is not the full potential of this brilliant thought!! Share your full ENTIRE thought process on this subject, or you will sit up at night wondering what it could have been.
Algorithm is a hater and hates to see my long ass posts be bangers when in reality my long ass posts are the ones that are the most heart filled and thought out.
In this essay, I will-
#awnsered asks#long posts#my heart and soul are in these words#who am I to deny the public of this#if this was meant to be sarcasam dont try me ill make them LONGER and I wont even use a “see more” button#just to spite you#rickroll
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Teacher: You should stop being so anxious!
Me: Oh my god you’re right! Why didn’t I think of that brilliant solution sooner? 😐
#actually autistic#autistic experiences#late diagnosed autistic#invisible disability#autism#actuallyautistic#asd#autistic community#disability#ableist bullshit#spoonie#anxienty#generalized anxiety disorder#social anxiety#mental health stuff#incorrect quotes#sarcasam
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whumper waking up strapped to a chair bound by duck tape in a small, ominous, dimly lit room they've never seen before. Parallel to whumpee whom was holding an unsettlingly large knife.
"after all this time," a layer of sweat stuck to whumpees face and tears rolled down the sides of their tender bruised and beaten cheeks "I finally get my revenge, after all those months of torture and agony,"
Whumpee stepped closer to whumper, resting the cold sharp steel of the dagger against whumpers throat. "I get to make you feel the same terror I did every night, unable to sleep, or eat or drink. I get to make you plea for mercy as I did."
"you don't scare me." Whumper spat
"then why's your heart beating so fast?"
"cause you're kinda cute like this."
#whump#defiant whumpee#intimate whumper#pet whump#whump community#whump trope#whumpee#whumblr#whumperflies#noncon touching#tw kidnapping#tw noncon#whumper x whumpee#whumper#obsessive whumper#whump prompt#whump writing#writing#sarcasam#tw knives#tw hostage situation
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That's a nice, heterosexual way to sit 😇
#sarcasam#byler#< you guys get it#that is a homosexual if i've ever seen one#mike wheeler i know what you are#miwi#mike wheeler
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You can’t just decide you’re Jewish. You are either born Jewish or you aren’t. Judaism is an ethnoreligion and it is not possible to convert to an ethnicity.
Wow! To think, Halakha is being rewritten in my inbox! What an honor you’ve bestowed upon me!
We should alert everyone immediately! This is going to cause significant upset! Think of all the Talmuds that will need to be edited and reprinted!
Great sage, please come off anon so we can all learn from your wealth of knowledge! I can only assume this view must be divinely inspired for you at assert it so boldly against the standing Halakha! I cannot wait to learn more!
I am so curious, wise one, what do we do now that we know Ruth is not Jewish? That would of course mean her decedents (so, all of Beit David) are not Jewish. This is going to cause quite the stir!
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“Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.”
— Mahmoud Darwish
#bookblr#books & libraries#books and literature#books and reading#books#dark acadamia quotes#beautiful quote#academia#classic lit quotes#classic literature#sarcasm#sarcasam#sarcastic#mahmoud darwish#funny post#quoteoftheday#quotes#kinda depressing#kinda deep#sorry this is depressing#twsarcasm#mahmoud darwish quotes#depresión#tw depressing stuff#sorry for being depressing#this is depressing#depressing quotes#tw depressing thoughts#depressing shit#deep feelings
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Um. I see
#funny#memes#funny memes#memesrandom#memesdaily#humorous#sarcastique#sarcasm#dark humor#sarcastic#the umbrella academy#umbrella.gifs#self deprecating humor#stupidmemes#stupid humor#lol memes#funny meme#tumblr memes#sarcasrich#sarcasam
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"Am I the only one who imagines elaborate fake scenarios with my OCs when I'm listening to music?"
Yes. It's very abnormal. It's concerning that you even brought it up publicly and you should consider talking to someone.
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can’t tell if my stomach hurts because of my period or because of the three slices of cheesecake I ate to deal with the period pain
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A sarcastic, smart mouthed character's responses to being asked, "Are you crying?"
1: "No, I'm singing. Pretty ain't it?"
2: "Of course not. If I was crying you'd see tears. Oh wait."
3: "No, I'm cleaning out my eyes."
4: *just stares at them, tears running down their face* "Take a wild guess."
5: "Well, either that or eyes can sweat now. Sure hope I'm crying. "
#hurt/comfort prompts#crying prompts#sarcasam#i had a specific character in mind here and my followers probably know exactly who it was lmbo
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Rodney is so Bitchy im really really obsessed
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AYO @dontvap0rdawave LOOK HOW DA DESPISES EVANGELION
And the pictures I commissioned you awhile back got censored tooo
Did I mention DA has something against the Prism, cat, and bingus
This is homophOBIC
(This is all a joke n sarcasm don’t take this seriously)
#but fr#DA is being real stupid with it’s mature content flagging#we were ranting about this last night#shitpost#DeviantArt#sarcasam
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Can we just sit and like admire this? Such brotherly love. They just love each other so much 👍
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