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God of incident, ig

@offbrandcrowley @isthisjackie @araccoonthatlikesmurder @goth-slush

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

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Remembered I had this account lol. I was gone for a bit, but I’m back

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I am running low on these, so feel free to send suggestions!

• Freddy tells dad jokes to annoy people

• Bo probably tried picking up guitar once

• Carrie and Stu both play piano, but Stu only plays ragtime songs and Carrie was only ever taught religious songs

• Brahms would actually get so mad if someone played anything other than classical music. He’s a snobby rich guy through and through

• Billy Loomis probably has a secret passion for painting and art

• Pretty much everyone is queer in some way shape or form

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something very lgbt just happened to me *visibly shaken, haggard and covered in blood *

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These are getting too popular. It’s starting to scare me

• Otis is stinky. Like stinkier than everyone else. The stinkiest

• Baby probably prides herself on being both pretty and smelling nice. I think she has a sizeable perfume collection

• Billy Lenz probably ate a whole gingerbread house, a ton of cookies, and a good amount of egg nog. He did not hold back when stealing the food

• Vincent is the only Sinclair that can cook. Lester can make buttered noodles, but that’s about it.

• Jason, Bubba, and Vincent all knit

• If Michael fell he would be stiff as a board the entire time

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Reposting this cause original op was a terf.

Apparently this horse wrecks anyone who rides him.

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rb for sample size! ive always lived in a big city and i forget ppl grew up elsewhere so. ye

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Y’all really like these, huh?

• Billy Loomis can’t function without caffeine, and Stu can’t function with caffeine

• Bubba and Jason are both really warm. Holding their hands > mittens

• Speaking of which, Michael has super cold hands

• Freddy likes lizards. He just thinks they’re neat

• Brahms would get lost so fast anywhere. He has a horrible sense of direction.

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Terfs boil yourselves in oil challenge

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Houndsune Miku

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We moved on from this too fast [recording via wonderfulgerard on Instagram]

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Fine! More slasher HCs! Take them!

• Brahms sucks at every game ever, but is a very sore loser

• Bo is a fan of 80’s rock, but has a secret soft spot for old love songs

• Every animal ever hates Leslie so much

• If the Sinclairs and Sawyers met, Drayton and Bo would hate each other, Lester would go wander off with Nubbins and Chop Top, and Bubba and Vincent would be making masks together silently (parallel play style)

• Michael spaces out a lot. He’d be walking around, forget what he was doing, and turn around

• Billy Lenz chews batteries and electrical wires

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tag the first white man that comes to mind upon reading this

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POSTING THIS AGAIN!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!