#/k/ommandos

[peco5bi11]

these things are hideous... i love them.

Oh fuck yes

[djpain619]

The RPG Game You Need: The Veil Riders TTRPG

The Veil Riders TTRPG Is on kickstarter.

RIDE THE VEIL, MAKE EM' WAIL

[peco5bi11]

holy damn... i want one.

It’s Friday.

[smoothestjazz]

Since all of the mega racists and pedos went to 8chan who's actually left on 4chan?

[agoddamn]

oh oh, adding on to your very well put post about field stitching. this is aimed really at hollywood mostly but it counts for fic writers too doing modern AUs a lot of the time. Please stop removing bullets every time someone gets shot. Please stop causing more damage to your flesh by tearing out something lodged in you.

Like BRO IT'S FINE. BRO. IT'S FINE WHERE IT IS. IT ALREADY WENT THROUGH AN EXPLOSION, IT WAS BASICALLY STERILIZED THEN*.

If you want your modern AU mercenary badass to be truly cool, don't say that he was shot ten times; say he's still got ten bullets rattling around in his body!

Explanation: once a bullet is in you, it's in you. It's not like an arrow where it's still gonna be half-sticking out of the wound and very much needs to be removed. Bullets are tiny; the fat thumb-sized objects they pick up in detective shows are only the casings, the thing holding the gunpowder and the bullet as one piece. Actual bullet? Fingernail, maybe marble-sized. There's a range of sizes, of course, but if your MC gets shot with an antitank rifle you're not gonna have to worry about writing the first aid because he's fucking dead.

Anyway, tangent. Point is, bullets are typically small and not particularly dirty and when they slow to a stop inside the human body they are pretty stuck in there. Assuming no other complications (the bullet could potentially get lodged in an inopportune place where it's not nice and stuck, or next to a fragile artery), it's gonna cause a person more damage to go in and cut up the muscle and skin so you can dig the bullet out.

On top of that, people who've just been shot generally aren't in the condition for extra surgery. Getting shot at all is physically traumatic before you even get into blood loss and shock. A GSW rushed into an ER most likely only gets a surgical procedure for cleaning and closing the wound (again, barring complications/evaluation). Someone in hypovolemic shock is in no condition to get cut up even more.

So, most of the time people just get it left in there! Souvenir, you know? Someone with a Purple Heart can probably tell you all about the lead still stuck in the body. Real fun in airports.

...also. As long as we're here.

A bunch of bullets go into a clip. A clip goes into a magazine. Clip and magazine are not interchangable terms. Using clip and magazine as if they're the same thing is like...calling shampoo and conditioner the same thing. Yeah, it performs a closely related function, but they're very different functions!

(*as this is my field I do have to note that this isn't literally true, but you're probably better off--infection-wise--than if you got bit by some guy. Human mouths are a bacterial nightmare.)

[osean-kitty]

[peco5bi11]

perfection.

I found my dream gun

[goblins-worst-nightmare]

Do the /k/ommandos and Waffen Hunters ever do joint missions?

I am not entirely sure but I know for a fact Sword Maiden keeps a vast archive of their exploits on her private library which I gained access to after a quick non-sexual massage session.

[rocket-69]

Playing Fallout New California as someone who gives a damn about political minorities felt like slogging through toxic muck and yet I'm unfortunately fascinated by huge mod projects.

There are a few expansion mods for Fallout New Vegas which definitely hit that mark of clownery intentionally or not. There’s one set around New Canaan that- well, it’s set in New Canaan

The Frontier is coming out soon and oh boy. Oh god. It looks like it's going to appeal to n@zi odinists and /k/ommando preppers and I'm sure that I'm going to be downloading it

[servals-dank-meme-machine]

So while on hold on a call to an hvac school today the hold music was CCR and I ended up grabbing my M1 helmet that has the mitchell cover on it like a damn reflex. 

There’s still some /k/ommando in me yet. 

[ithrowshoesatconservatives]

/k/ommando blows himself up for science

[bloojayoolie]

4chan, Being Alone, and Click: Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)14:11:48 No.35211952 >>35211955>35211959>35212005 35212023 803 150 38 ReturnCatalog] [Bottom] >35211947 It's getting kinda red File: IMG 8579.jpg (371 KB, 1063x1788) Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)13:45:03 No.35211774 35212510>35212736 >>35212784>>35212804 >35212884 >>35213016 >>35213035>>35213621>>35213711>35213779>>35213794> 35213852 >35213928 >>35213930 35211780 >35211808 >>35211826>>35212023>35212029 >35212042 >>35212076 > 35212123 >>35212211 35212369 It's getting kinda red About to test out this gas mask Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)13:45:34 No.35211780 >>35211774 (OP) ok Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)13:49:33 No.35211803 File: 1489634356609.ipg (1.51 MB, 2500x1685) >drink 2 bottles of vinegar >put mask on Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)13:49:54 No.35211808 >>35211774 (OP) What could possibly go wrong? Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)13:52:02 No.35211826 >>35211774 (OP) Post results if you live. Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)13:52:10 No.35211828 35212718 >a /pol/ack tells someone to gas himself >the madman actually does it Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)14:02:53 No.35211898 File: IMG 5837.jpg (1.31 MB, 3021x3816) 35211917>35211924 >>35212023>35212151>>35212547352126 What could go wrong? Will report 28 E ce Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)14:05:58 No.35211917 35212854 >>35211898 >What could go wrong? Local man found dead of apparent gassing. Police suspect Germans. Click HERE to read more Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)14:22:02 No.35212017 35212480>35212506 >>3521288435212925 35213028 35213293>35213397>35213517>>35213930>35213952 File: IMG 5840.jpg (1.33 MB, 3021x3612) 35212024>35212030 >>35212033 >>35212036>>3521203735212039> 35212054 >>35212065>>35212072 >>35212095>>35212233>35212273>>35212276 Holy fuck it hurts Might have to go to the hospotal starting to peel and fall Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)14:22:40 No.35212023 35212132 >>35211774 (OP) >>35211898 >>35211937 35211952 Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)15:03:56 No.35212369 File: 1505650780704.jpg (942 KB, 1462x1462) You fucking fool. That will also burn your skin and soak into your surroundings. >35211774 (OP) Legit question, please tell me you don't have an apartment / pets / or roommates? GODSPEED OP WITH QUALITY THREAD Depending on your mixture you just fucked up big time. Lets say you made only 4oz of gas, that comes out to 29962ppm. Concentrations of about 400 ppm and beyond are generally fatal over 30 minutes, and at 1,000 ppm and above, fatality ensues within only a few minutes.. PRESS F TO PAY RESPECT Congrats OP, you going to figure out what the after life is like. Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)14:24:16 No.35212036 >35212017 dude, go vent yourself somewhere and literally bath with a garden hose Really don't want to call emergency you are going to melt otherwise. it acts on FLESH not just on breathing pathways. it melts flesh, which makes people drown in their own melted lungs. but your arms can be fucked too. >3521208435212085 >>35212089 >>35212091 35212094 >>35212096 >>35212114 >>35212118 >35212125 35212128 35212138 >35212336 >>35212884 Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)14:29:07 No.35212075 >35213365 >>35213930>35213952 ile: IMG 5841.jpg (1.25 MB, 2991x3671) Goodbye k It's starting to peel and fall off still hurts like abitch don't want to call emergency Re Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)14:36:53 No.35212135 3521217335212180>35212193 35212197 35212220>>35212286>3521236135212377 35212389>35212499 >35212501 35212514>35212515>35212537 352128143521288435212896 35212924>35213050 >>35212144>35212147 >35212148 35212150 >35212154 >>35212158 35212160 35212162 >>35212163>35212168 >>35212169 >35212170 35212171 >>35213127>35213265 >35213450 35213468 35213517 35213531 35213561 >35213717>35213930>35213939 File: IMG 5842.ipg (1.45 MB, 3021x3739) Goodbye k Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)15:23:17 No.35212591 35212631 >>35212568 He was wearing a Gas Mask, if that makes any difference with the respiratory failure. Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)15:04:53 No.35212376 File: pol applauds.gif (1.89 MB, 300x150) Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)15:27:25 No.35212631 35212642 >>35213065 >>35212591 Makes none sadly, hes dead it absorbs through your skin into your bloodstream, hes dead, there is a reason made about 4 oz in a confined space that makes over 29k ppm, normal 'gas shells' we'd exp would be about 400 ppm giving us 60 seconds to get into our suits or die. why we're issued hazmat suits and do drills for just normal gas, this dumb fuck op did nothing wrong Inothing wrong Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)15:44:57 No.35212745 >35212759>35212762 >>35212764 35212771 35212775>>35212777 >>35212780 3521280935212847 >35212890 Isci/ has caught wind of this thread and brought up a good question Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)15:06:48 No.35212399 File: forever.ipg (405 KB, 983x983) >>35212409 >35212410 >35212431 What if OP did this in an apartment? How big of a body count are we looking at? Never feel alone because Welp. This is going down in 4chan history. the CIA is always with you Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue)15:48:25 No.35212780 >>35212789 GEN NCEA INTELL saved all the pics, ill make a collage later unless >35212745 >Local news someone beats me to it. >"Last night, in a failed terrorist attack planning, would-be terrorist [anon] produces chlorine gas in his apartment, effectively burning his skin, leading to his death, this event also cost the lives of several residents in his apartment building. Haz Mat crews are currently cleaning the area" Today OP Gassed himself. Congratz. This is why i like 4chan, nowhere else could i see shit /k/ a magical place this retarded CENTRA /k/ommando gasses himself

[ashythewolfie]

Are you familiar with /k/ cause this is some /k/ if I’ve ever seen it

>implying im NOT a /k/ommando

[goblins-worst-nightmare]

I heard that one of the /k/ommandos spooked well armed robbers away from his home... By driving an old, properly working WWII era tank on them until they fled kilometers away!

If only the adventurers guild could approve the purchase of these old war machines.