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buridans-darkace · 7 months ago

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Atlas wept, I did not just overhear one of the captains planning to attach bombs to weather surveillance equipment.

He did not just say he "doesn't need a permit" to do that.

I'd get up and scare the shit out of him but my leg is still busted and I don't want to deal with this specific captain.

#the things you hear on bedrest in the infirmary #//for anyone wondering #//it's Chickenfeather he's talking about #//he just hasn't earned the title yet XD #storm hawks #dark ace ask blog #dark ace #Storm Hawks ask blog

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mpc-unofficial · 1 year ago

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Oh, pelipper mail’s been turned off. Thank god. I— urgh…

I guess I’m back now? I… I don’t really know. I’m just…

I’m… I’m fine? I think? Just aching a little. It… could have been a lot worse I suppose, I thought I was going to die.

…or maybe I’m already dead and this is all a dream or something.

Wait, you’re awake?

Shit.

Kalani, you’re alive, I promise. I’ve checked your vitals and you’re currently stable. Hold on for a bit, I’ll be coming over there right now ok? Meetings can be so annoying at times.

Kalani?

Wait, shit, did they pass out again?

#unreality #pokeblogging #rotomblr #recovery and discovery #//new arc woo!#//for anyone wondering #//both Kalani and Irene have access to the same account so they can see when the other is typing on it #//Irene’s currently meeting with a couple of higher ups because they’re starting to get very concerned about the shadow nest #//given how… you know #//Kalani’s been getting into a lot of trouble since it opened #//no they do not know about the kidnapping incident

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shesmore-shoebill · 4 months ago

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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

#smosh #smosh pit #tntl #shayne topp #zac oyama #tommy bowe #try not to laugh #dropout #smosh tntl 149 for anyone looking for the full video! since this took off :)#okay this broke containment noticeably so some additional context for anyone wondering #guy in trench is zac oyama. extremely funny comedian. he's on a streaming service called dropout. I advise looking up 'Make Some Noise' on #yt and watching the full episodes/compilations available for free there #He is in a youtube video with Smosh cast in an improv format they do called 'Try Not To Laugh'. Smosh cast folks are also very funny- a good #proportion of them at this point are also prifessional comedians. There are other Try Not To Laugh videos. a LOT of them. they can be #hit or miss but a lot of them are quite good (blind pairs or the musical episodes are all pretty good)#Smosh has multiple channels- this one is called Smosh Pit ajd also has other stuff they do. Challenge Pit is also quite funny. there is also #smosh games channel. smosh cast channel. and the main smosh channel #tbh i recommend looking up compilations of cast members to figure out what content you might find compelling but they make a pretty broad #spread of stuff at this point so odds are decent youll find something funny. esp if you already watch dropout :)#ok infodump over. glad ppl are having fun with this lol

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awkward-lesbean · 5 months ago

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#i always pictured my blorbos roasting on a spit #but then i saw people saying microwave and washing machine #and i've been wondering for AGES if anyone else has their blorbos roasting over a fire

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago

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Hey now, Let her cook!

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #senshi #laios touden #marcille donato #izutsumi #oyasumi punpun #<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.

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foxesdontscareme · 5 months ago

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ally beardsley loves playing weird guys and hot bitches and thank god for that

#if anyone is wondering the german shepard from m&m is a hot bitch #and kristen applebees is the equilibrium #ally beardsley #dimension 20 #never stop blowing up #nsbu #game changer

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officialspec · 10 months ago

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can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

#is anyone else doing this. or am i stupid #i didnt question it at all i thought that was just the obviously intended meaning of the song #and i was like damn this is pretty progressive for the 90s i wonder why no one talks about this song when theyre talking abt #popular songs about trans women at the time. i guess some of the stuff mentioned could potentially rub people the wrong way-#OH. SO IT WAS JUST ABOUT A WOMAN WHOIS PRAGMATIC AND BUSINESS CASUAL WITH IT. I SEE #EDIT THE LINE 'a voice that is dark like tinted glass' LIKE....U GET WHAT I MEAN

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notherpuppet · 7 months ago

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Let’s Dance

Part 2/12

Part 1 | Part 3

#my deer nanny #btw for anyone wondering what the schedule is for posting the parts #it is: whenever I finish them LOL #trust me I’m the most eager to draw these and share them hahaha #radioapple nanny au #radioapple #angel dust #human angel dust #human alastor #human lucifer #human Charlie #angel is like 20 years old here #my doods #human au #Hazbin hotel #alastor #Lucifer hazbin #charlie morningstar

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spicy-apple-pie · 4 months ago

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#anyone else get this vibe from this panel #shut up spicy #batman #batman comics #batman dc #dc comics #boy wonder #boy wonder 3 #talia al ghul #good mom talia al ghul #good parent talia al ghul #talia al ghul is a good mom #talia al ghul is a good parent #damian wayne #damian wayne al ghul #damian al ghul wayne #damian al ghul

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marsipain · 3 months ago

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Norwegian Mikus :)

Left is Miku as a russ and right is Miku in a bunad!

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tsuchinokoroyale · 2 years ago

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At a party and a guy was telling me about how one of his coworkers was complaining about how he thought his dealer was lacing his heroin with cocaine and then the party guy was like “but his dealer was his brother” and I said “that’s some cocaine and abel shit” and the joke flopped so hard but I stand by it so I had to share it somewhere

#drugs tw #in case anyone is wondering what the context was we were talking about kooky coworkers so this story was a lot to hear even in context

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goatedgreen · 1 year ago

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oh shti

#good morning america #<- mutuals discord in case anyone was wondering now that thus post is semi Known

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candytreedepartment · 6 months ago

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Movies, TV shows, books, podcasts, anything counts! Bonus points if you put what scared you in the tags. Wondering how common it is to be Spooked™

#polls #horror #movie polls #in case anyone is wondering #i was recently disturbed by a creepypasta #cringe i know

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bloggingboutburgers · 7 months ago

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Flashback to that one moment where it felt like I'd found an aroace cheatcode on life somehow

#no one can know i don't like sex #qpr #queer platonic relationship #asexual #aromantic #our fiance visa petition was officially received by the government so now the long wait officially begins #put me in a mood to share this i guess #wonder if anyone else ever felt that way it IS kinda nuts #my art #nonburger

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sleepis4theweak · 8 months ago

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Apparently when my younger brother was just born my mom found him napping with his blanket fully covering him, and she pulled back the sheet (worried he couldn't breathe or something) to find him fully awake staring at her. It scared the shit out of her and she still talks about it to this day lmao

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akanemnon · 4 months ago

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Wow, not even 5 seconds in and they're already starting a fight.

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

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