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@thehordemultimuse asked:
"Would you kindly try this? I just want to be sure it's not too salty." -Hope @ Ten. (not for a starter or anything, if you don't want, just a little interaction)
[Send 'Would you kindly' and a command, and my muse has to obey. | Accepting!]
"Of course I will." Ten hummed lightly. She accepted the offered food, glancing over the strange dish. It wasn't like anything she had in the fears within her head, nor like anything she'd seen thus far...but she could see the granules of salt laced over top of the dish, cyan eyes glittering with curiosity. "You don't need to ask me twice!"
The deity of terror and destruction took in a whole forkful of the recipe- chewing slowly but surely. Now, for most, this dish might have been a little on the salty side...but Ten was far from most.
Still. She had to make sure Hope didn't make the dish too salty- she'd feel bad if her friend took this anywhere and came home feeling sad about a rejected experiment!
"I think it could stand a little less salt- but it's still pretty great! At least...it's great as far as I can tell, but- I'm not exactly the best person to ask." She giggled softly. "Is it okay if I have the rest of this, pretty miss?"
#i’ve got nothing else to prove | asks#I wish there was another way out/For you | Dark Gaia “Tenebrosity”#Oh the bond is deeper than skin/The kind of club that we’re in | Hope the Hedgehog#//ey mate if it works it works!#//plus establishes a lil more between the two!#//sorry this was nearly a week late but thank you for your patience---
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Dp x dc twin au where Danny and Damian were in fact conjoined/siamese twins, but the most dangerous type - one head, two bodies.
Their early removal from talia being because their shape would not have allowed for natural birth, they were written off but talia begged for the chance to send them off in the lazarus pit.
By some bizarre miracle, before she turned to leave, two small bodies bobbed to the surface - identical in every way, except for the eyes. The previous blue eyes now split in two, one left, one right, and the new eyes, pit created, a bright green.
She took her child, her two children, and together, they survived.
Being removed prematurely, their early years were tough, but soon they blossomed into promising heirs for the league. In sync with every step, the closest of brothers, the league was certain the old fairy tale of twins being telepathic had been granted by the pit that separated them, the remnants of being born as one mind, one brain, one skull.
But then Danny had to flee, and leave his other half behind. Stretched by distance for the first time, the bond grew thin and stretched, and Damian grieved his brother as dead. When he started being sent on public missions, he hid his distinctive heterochromia, choosing the green in memory of the pit that had given him and his brother life.
Danny, hiding his pit aura in the ocean's worth that was Amity park, took to blue, the colour that he and Damian were born with.
Damian moves to Gotham, and continues to mourn his brother as dead, right until one day when he is twelve, when he learns what the death of your other half truly feels like.
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Their reunion is a thing of family legend. Violence runs hot in both bloodlines, ghosts are highly emotional and prone to fighting a the drop of a hat for bonding, playing, testing, every reason under the green sun. Their training and play often consisted of friendly spars, competitive spars, furious spars, venting spars. Both have been exposed to unhealthy amounts of ecto since before their birth.
There is a long, long minute of staring, before they rip themselves away and lunge at each other like wolves.
The bat family are horrified by their brutally efficient youngest suddenly barreling towards a clone (?) and trying to claw his throat open with his bare hands while openly sobbing.
It ends with them wrapped around each other crying into the others shoulder as their minds finally meet again and relax from the painful stretch for the first time in years.
But nobody else has any idea what to do.
#Idk I just really like slightly codependent twins#Talia and ras had to put so much work in to prevent them from developing separation anxiety like dogs from the same litter#Also I like Damian thinking Danny is dead until he very abruptly finds out he is now via soul mate agony. Someone did a fic with that idea#It was really good. Let's dial it up to eleven#Danny and Damian having different eye colour and it being the fault of Damian's extra exposure to the pit is awesome too#But I wanted to see if there was a way they could both have the same eyes. Well. Close enough.#Same eyes + twin telepathy + the birth complications people like to give Danny = siamese twins#Also the portal accident happens two years early so there's that#I can't decide whether I want the first meeting to be alive Danny or dead Phantom#Or whether it be a summoning or something#I just need Damian and Danny to lay eyes on each other and immediately go feral#They still don't want to share a room though#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#danny and damian are twins#twins#twin au#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dc x dp prompt#dc x dp crossover#It's not like telepathy it's more if one twin has seen it so has the other#It's not conscious on their part. They don't choose to share things usually. It's been that way since they were born.#That's what they think twins are for the longest time until talia realises and explains#Ras genuinely thinks Danny died because of how devastated Damian was and how he stopped knowing things he shouldn't#1k
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more lambert explorations. everytime i draw them i do it differently, and i still cant decide which i like more.
#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl lamb#look me in the eyes mate#i have things planned#ive been able to put all my thoughts down on paper#and im working on something#just you wait until i have time to do it
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I'm them 🤩😍
#he's just so#soooo#weh! 😫❤❣#käärijä#the silver white accent of his eye make up was so sexy and effective#like a structural colour on a bird or a cuttlefish to attract mates#works for me babe
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i draw the ummmm experiment
I got really sidetracked multiple times
#im working on trying ro draw stuff like wrinkles in clothes now ive been putting it off cause its scary#yeah ive never done it before. what of it#art#homestuck#homestuck intermission#problem sleuth#spades slick#jack noir#unsure on why i associate eyes without a face with flying among us crew mates
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[REDACTED]: You're writing down an awful lot there. Counselor: Just my observations. Does this evaluation make you...anxious?
washed hands interview my beloved
#rvb#red vs blue#agent washington#aiden price#the counselor#this is kinda boring ngl but ehhhhhhhh i put way too much effort into this to NOT post it shsgdjs#idk if its readable anymore bc i had to halve the size of this but i filled out his dogtags lol#those thick bands on his arm are tattoos btw.#and yes my wash has heterochromia bc he deserves it#i did actually color this but i HATED it so. wash had a black eye and sutures across his cheek bc i imagined this interview happening like#right after he beat the crap out of his co. for comparison wash walks away w sutures and a black eye vs his co's broken jaw cracked ribs an#dislocated shoulder. a 'you should see the other guy' moment shsgdhsj#I like to imagine that post court martial instead of throwing him in jail they essentially grounded him and he was barred from going on#missions and he was stuck doing grunt work#they were going to throw his butt in jail but all of his squad mates went to bat for him and the higher ups were like#'omg this guy is way too liked by pretty much everyone if we put him in jail we might have a bigger problem on our hands.'#ANYWAY click or open in a new tab for full quality lol
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hobie and miguel dynamic is just leftist infighting to me.
#hobie simultaneously webs 'kick me' signs onto miguels back when hes not paying attension AND has a running competition over who#can destroy the most leftover public eye tech around nueva york between them#miguel simultaneously thinks hobie the most annoying person on earth because he thinks discourse over whether group structures having a#a leader is counterintuitive to anarchist beliefs is dumb and not worth arguing about when theres work to be done#(also he hates losing arguments) BUT hobie also reminds him of himself when he was younger. the most pure crystalisation of his own#idealogical roots as a spiderman#miguel is the easiest target on earth for hobie because he takes the bait every time vs hobie's easygoing prodding being something of a#welcome distraction from all the other shit miguel constantly stresses about#tunes talks spiderverse#hobie vc: ur fucking grassroots org mate
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'compliments to the chef!' the chef is currently waving around the steak hammer going 'COCK AND BALL TORTURE' so i think i'll let this one slide. have a nice day tho
#i just came round the corner like 'can you do some fries for table- what are you doing.'#literal five year olds im telling you. he even had the grace to look embarrassed#it was so dead today that my manager had me take ALL THE ALCOHOL OFF THE SHELVES AND DUST THEM#it was kinda funny tho bc basically our bartender today was this one lad who's worked there even longer than i have#AND as a full-timer so he's regarded as like a Knows All kind of worker at my place he's very VERY respected#even though he is just some 20-something guy lmao. and on top of him being our best bartender i in comparison am not even bar trained#everything i know about the bar has been picked up on shift just from observing in fact he's taught me 99% of ALL OF IT#so between the two of us it's not even a COMPETITION#like he has me FLOORED when it comes to bar. so it was absolutely a skill thing but the conversation was:#my manager: i need you both to clean the shelves but if there's customers dan will take the bar and hella you clean#my manager: *silent for 2 seconds. eyes widening* IM NOT BEING SEXIST BY THE WAY#LIKE KING NO ONE SAID YOU WERE 😭#i of course jumped on it i was IMMEDIATELY like 'idk mate it sounds like an HR complaint to me'#man was DISTRESSED lmfaooo#hella slaves to capitalism
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I have connected two dots... yamato kaido and momo (and kinda shirahoshi with her top) have clouds above their shoulders... and luffy in gear fourth has them also.... I can see the signs
#momo must be so emotionally confused omg poor child. this guy says he is my father and treats me like his son and also this samurai who has#been acting like my father just died. and now i turned 28 and a dragon and i need to save this island or my shougnate will die. jesus#FUCKING ROB RUCCI!!! I SURE HOPE NOT ONE STRAY ATTACK REACHES THE ROOM FULL OF CP0 AGENTS!!!#now the government is going to invade wano AND TAKE ROBIN!!!!! ROB LUCCI DIEEEE!!!!! AND YOU WILL FAIL AGAIN!!!#now how tf did the heart pirates get there... who can fly on there or did they just tag along on momos tail#the dinosaur head snake???? hello?? qjdhakshsk and it worked.... sanji... 'thats what a brachiosaurus is!' well i do not think so....#wtf sanji.... so much of that wiggly dance he does with the heart eyes has brought him here...#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1053#poor killer man.... why doesnt he cut off the arm kid doesnt have... that should do it right???#jesus.... goodbye kid and law.... hawkins just hitting his head to a wall.... CUT OFF HIS ARM!!! oh no..... another self sacrificing mate..#YEAAHHH THE ARM!!!!! is he gonna take it and give it to kid akdjsksj OH HE TOOK THE STRAW DOLL!!! killer your brain is so huge..#the death card looking JUST like killer.... that was such a slay... they had this one thought out for a while.....#THE MUSIC!!! GOODBYE HAWKINS!!! KILLER OUTSERVED!!!! whats with the cutting of arms this arc.... kid now its your turn to slay (big mom)#episode 1054#sanji having an existential crisis and queen just: WELCOME TO THIS MOMSTER WORLD#having issues with his body transforming doesnt help with the transfem allegations#APOO IS STILL ALIVE???? CUT OFF HIS HEAD!!!!#i was gonna say KINEMON!!! BUT I KNOW ITS THAT FUCKING KANJURO!!!!!! nami drawing the moon on his asscheek akdjsksj#KIKU AND KINEMON ARE ALIVE??? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS THIS IS A TRAP!!! DON'T GIVE ME HOPE!!!#NOOOOOO THE CP0 IS IN ACTION TOO NOOOOOOOOO#they are breathing.... omg.... kiku..... ORICHI DIEEEE!!!!! i knew this couldn't end like this for her... i have been completely bamboozled#kinemon appearing like the first time... just legs.... amazing#how does big mom ikoku inside the castle are we insane... yamato can you like bite off kanjuros head off or smth... finish him off PLEASE#why do they have steel beams in kaido's castle. everything else is wood and stone. who designed this.#bepo being in law's mid episode animation akdjaksns.... thats really his beffo (bff) bepo#big mom being crushed by some beams doesn't sound right... kid should turn into magneto and start bloodbending... or repel her into the sea#episode 1055#episode 1056
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James the Cat Engine
knocks a truck over for attention, like it's a cup on a counter
— @houseboatisland
#when i find myself in times of trouble#ttte mates come to me#speaking words of insanity and bulls-eye truth#like this#ttte#ttte james#the engines are 100% working dogs and also 100% housecats
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@familylightfox asked:
Fin with D12 Yagi D4
[Expression Meme! || Accepting!]
Fin used 'stick tongue out jokingly so that people don't worry about you'!...
....it wasn't very effective.
Semi-NSFW expression under the cut (only made more suggestive by my insistence to draw hearts...and add a caption).
Otherwise known as 'local retired blond plans to make those cheeks C L A P'.
#I can’t put this behind me/Or just pretend || Asks#//I refuse to tell how long I worked on Yag1's#Colliding fists they’re/What’s gonna make you || Drawings#It’s not the end of the world/There’s always light where it burns || Mun#Through many battles/I have been tested/I’ve never failed/Never have been bested || Toshinori Yagi#Can’t drag me under/Too long I’ve been on the run || Finley Well#When you’re close to breakin’/Let me be your haven tonight || Cracked Facades#Romantic love/But keep it rough/(Am I asking too much?) || NSFW/Smut#familylightfox#//ey mate thanks- XD#//time to make these both into icons once I crop 'em down to squares-#//thinking of the person who constantly t@gs their Yag1 @rt with 'thirsting for a senior citizen' and. same-#//the fact Yag1's eyes are glowing in the icon...I snicker
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🧡😶💕😴🏠🤕🐈🌸🌄🌂🪐✂️📱🎵🎥💰💉🛒❓
Thematic Headcanons.
🧡 for a friendship-themed headcanon
It's actually not difficult to make friends with HiMERU; you just need to understand that you aren't friends before you can really progress in that direction. However, as with anyone else, all it takes is paying attention to his preferences and reactions, and not growing complacent just because he seems to treat you amicably. Thoughtfulness goes a lot further with HiMERU than he'd have you believe.
😶 for a headcanon about a secret they know of / keep
You thought. Well, you thought wrong. Anyway, I think they know a lot more about certain Godfather-related issues than they let on... While I don't necessarily think Priest told them everything outright, I do believe they did their own digging, and were close enough to the center that they actually found something. It can be assumed that a lot of it is guesswork, but I do believe they came to know a thing or two about Priest's state of mind and his goals, which would make filling in the blanks of how it came to that point quite a bit easier. Of course, the majority of it is relatively worthless to them; they truly could not care less and want nothing to do with it. They saw it as knowledge with which to protect themself. Don't worry, Mr. "He was interested in me because I'm related to a certain big name idol," I see you. This is all just background for the actual headcanon.
And for those of you who were disappointed in me for not making everything about Kaname, just wait, because I'm going to make this worse. We already know that the video released during SS about Subaru's father was Priest's fault, but doesn't that sound familiar? A very, very similar video was released in a similar fashion before, one that targeted the sympathies of the other side of the conflict and resulted in the hospitalization of two promising young idols. To accept that HiMERU found out about that video (and they did, that much is very much canon) is to therefore assume they knew who to blame for it. And, after having been given the perfect tools for the task, how could they then not strive to turn HiMERU into a superidol the likes of which were all but history? How could they not use the man's own techniques to make a legend out of the boy he tried to destroy? It is an act of defiance, resistance, and revenge that mirrors Priest's own masquerade as Godfather himself. As they say: they are not building HiMERU for Kaname, but for themself, just to prove they can. Their story is overflowing with mishandled feelings of guilt, but I do believe this is a strong driving force behind their goals, moreso than simply holding the door open for their baby brother. And... this got long, but don't hesitate to ask for more details because this one is always on my mind. TL;DR Priest's obsession is HiMERU's inspiration and motivation both for taking up Kaname's identity.
💕 for a love-themed headcanon
I wanted to make this one about Kaname too, but that's kind of a cop out. So! Let's talk romantic love, which is probably what's intended here. I actually had something else written here, but I decided that it would make a better standalone post, so keep your eyes open for that. Anyway, you will likely never catch him engaging in PDA, but he has the capacity to be very affectionate in private, if his partner enjoys that sort of thing. (For the record, he will likely enjoy it, but he has no idea where he stands with it.) He's simply not used to it, even among friends, and the idea of that kind of vulnerability outside of a "safe" environment is a no no. You know, ignoring the other perfectly reasonable reasons he doesn't and won't, such as the issue of appropriate behaviour for idols to engage in. He will tolerate it in small doses where necessary. Don't think I haven't seen your onstage interactions, mister.
😴 for a sleep-themed headcanon
HiMERU does not tend to sleep restfully. He tries to maintain a very strict routine in order to help with it, and spends as little time near his bed when not sleeping as possible. Staying up late tends to be very disruptive to this delicate process, but sometimes it can't be helped... you know, like when a certain someone needs a babysitter. The proper thing for me to do would be to list that routine now, but I'm not going to do that. xoxo He probably should take sleep medication, but he won't.
🏠 for a home-themed headcanon
HiMERU actually does enjoy a cozy style of furniture that might not be expected of him. When he first began to furnish and decorate his place, aesthetic was secondary to comfort, as he wanted it to be as welcoming as possible for his little brother to come home to. However, even with other priorities, his sensibilities wouldn't allow him to simply bring home random pieces of furniture. The resulting arrangement incorporates gentle colours that would provide a much needed reprieve from sterile hospital whites and beiges without leaning too far into garishness. Given the opportunity, he would likely do something similar again; he came to enjoy the balancing puzzle.
🤕 for a pain-themed headcanon
They actually have a pretty low pain threshold; it's just that hiding it has been drilled into them, and so they keep it to themself, even if it's unbearable. This also applies to emotional pain— they feel it so strongly, and yet will not allow others a glimpse of their turmoil. This isn't really a headcanon. I cheated you again.
🐈 for a pet/animal-themed headcanon
He has had very little interaction with animals throughout his life, in general. He does not go to them, and they do not go to him. There is a mutual understanding to leave one another alone. Therefore, it makes him a little nervous to do so, even to pet a cat or dog. He doesn't enjoy unfamiliar experiences typically, especially ones that can't be prepared for ahead of time.
🌸 for a plant-themed headcanon
Kills them. Just kills all the plants. He's over-attentive and then under. He looks it up and meticulously cares for it by whatever arbitrary guideline list he finds for that specific plant, and then grows complacent because he has more important things to do. Therefore, he doesn't care for plants, period.
🌄 for an outdoor-themed headcanon
Voted very likely to succeed in a survival situation, although it would be messy. He can always, in any circumstance, "make do." But it won't be pretty. He is by no means a survival expert, nor does he have a lot of experience with it— he's just someone with good bodily control and lots of random trivia at his disposal that will help him make it through.
🌂 for a weather-themed headcanon
They love the sound of thunder and rain. Real ones may remember my headcanon about Kaname being afraid of thunder, and I'm here to tell you that this has absolutely nothing to do with that.
🪐 for a universe-themed headcanon
help girl what do you mean you want me to come up with setting themed headcanons for my idol from my idol game... I just think it must have been a terribly tense and awkward period of time studying idols for Kaname's sake given his history and all.
✂️ for a hair-themed headcanon
HiMERU originally allowed his hair to grow naturally, alongside Kaname, but decided to maintain a certain length once he became more successful as an idol. The image is everything. He knows it cannot change. His hair was actually shorter than Kaname's when they first met, and for a time, it was his preference. He's grown quite accustomed to his current style, though.
📱 for a media-themed headcanon
He's definitely one of those kinds of people who won't touch an e-book. Has to be physical. He won't get all pretentious about it right off the bat, but it's not something he prefers for himself and that's all there is to it.
🎵 for a music-themed headcanon
I don't think HiMERU likes music very much, actually. Just something mellow that can be passively listened to while reading or doing something else will do. "But Ember, why would someone who doesn't like music be in the music industry?" Do you remember his backstory? Anyway, the love he has grown for living as an idol isn't the music, it's the job itself. He has a passion all his own, not just for Kaname's sake, and I think the contrast that bears to Kaname's own regrets over choosing the path in the first place is delicious.
🎥 for a film/tv-themed headcanon
They have watched every production that Kaname has ever been in to an exhaustive and disturbing degree, until they memorized every word, until they analyzed every twitch... and then, just to be on the safe side, they watched a few episodes of each show without Kaname for good measure, or other movies with the same writers, directors, or producers. And so, you will find that HiMERU has an impressively broad catalogue of movie knowledge, even in fields they have no interest in.
💰 for a money-themed headcanon
HiMERU found out pretty belatedly about how much money was being passed back and forth to keep "his" name relevant in the months leading up to the incident at Reimei. It took a fair bit of effort for him to fix HiMERU's reputation, but the upside of the situation was that the increase in genuine quality after months of bribes, post production edits, and awkward apologies was likely the reason for his surge in popularity that allowed him to keep up with the unit-favouring changes in the industry. However, to this day, he finds himself very concerned with the flow of money surrounding him: where it came from and why, and where it goes. To him, it's another aspect of his image as an idol that needs to be maintained.
💉 for a medical-themed headcanon
HiMERU continues to frequent the hospital to visit Kaname every chance he gets, and even at times when he shouldn't. As much as he dislikes the scenery for various reasons, he finds it somewhat comforting when he's feeling unsettled. If he is unable to see Kaname, he will still often find himself nearby, just for familiarity's sake. Despite the circumstances, he feels safe there.
🛒 for a shopping-themed headcanon
HiMERU is an incredibly frugal shopper, only purchasing what's absolutely necessary... most of the time. He is not immune to impulse purchases by any means, and as a matter of fact, is more likely to do so as a thoughtful gesture towards others.
❓ for a headcanon of the receiver's choice
HiMERU shares his real birthday with his mother, and before she died, the two of them would share the first slice of cake. While he doesn't care to celebrate his birthday at all, he does still find time to have that slice on that day in her memory, even if that's all it is.
#You really don't hold back mate. uff da.#I did most of this at work instead of work.#And then Obbligato happened so I had to put it off for a few days.#long post#nispakamuy#Meme Response;#Headcanon;#that last one is really just my own life experiences that i forced onto him so be nice xoxo xoxo xoxo#I AM CLOSING MY EYES AND POSTING IT NOW. I'M NOT TWEAKING IT ANYMORE. I'VE GONE THROUGH SO MANY IDEAS AND FOR WHAT.
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#what do you do when you've done all the therapy things and you still can't suppress the urge to straight up quit your job#HONESTLY??#what do you do#like babe we can't DO that we need MONEY#and do not come to my inbox with oh get a new job#guess what I just up and did 3 months ago babe#and we are still here#there are still emails#there are still meetings#I am still looking soulless beings in the eye as they tell me they love working here#how the fuck do you honestly do that I am being dead serious#there are real and actual people on this earth and they LOVE their little emails and their little meetings#as well as their inoffensively navy business attire#I can't do it I cannot DO IT mate#I am capable of it but I am dying inside#is this how they got soulless???#like I am not asking for much I am just asking for a job I enjoy#ok to reply
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you know when you meet someone in passing who’s just SO attractive you don’t stop thinking about it. Yeah.
#customer who was here a few weeks back came back in and was like oh you remember me?#yeah bro look at you😳😳😳 that’s not a face I’m forgetting#he said he’d been to one of our other stores this morning so I mentioned it to my mate who was working#and he said “man was like a Roman god. you could cut marble with that jaw#i wasn’t even looking at the jaw I was looking at the big brown eyes I was mentally just dead on the floor Jesus Christ#glad I’m not being insane on my own and have someone to agree w me
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“oh ha ha the theory where ashfur is dovewing and ivypools father is so cringe”
#but…. my melodrama….#real talk i like the theory but dislike whiteash. im not a believer bc i ship them im a believer bc its interesting to me#i see it as like. ashfur had a bruised ego and whitewing had had a crush on him since she was young#and he basically just. used her to restore his ego. bc hes a creep. he went to her not out of love not even as a second choice#but to go ‘’see? SOMEONE loves me so why cant that bitch love me? shes missing out on me#but he ofc wants squilf as a mate. so hes not official with whitewing he wont let her tell anyone#bc he wants her to come back to him and she cant do that if hes not available#so yeah means to an end situation. and when whitewing gets pregnant ashfur ditches her bc he wants REAL kits with squirrelflight#and whitewing is pretty sick of him but she still doesnt want to say who the dad is bc shes grossed out by him now#bc cant imagine he was exactly nice to her#and birchfall decides to be their adoptive dad bc he and whitewing are besties#and hes also in love w one of the shadowclan cats he traveled with so like lol works for him#and its not bc i want to put whitewing through that or something its bc i think the repercussions would be interesting#lionblaze and jayfeather try to be kind to dovepaw. but they look at her and see their murderer in their sisters place#dove and ivy being abandoned by their dad and only existing out of spite really. how that connects to the prophecy#and when it comes out that ashfur was an attempted murderer and they suspect hes their dad it just gets worse#and then in tbc two of the protags would be ashfurs grandchildren… they exist bc of him#and he uses both of them for his plans. may as well use his bastards for something in his eye#‘’oh but whitewing is cloudtails daughter and hes ashfurs foster brother-‘’ ashfur is already a creep lol#hes closer in age to squilf’s dad than he is to her so would u really put it past him#like the point isnt ‘’awww this ship would be cute’’ its ‘’ashfur is a sleazy asshole lets play with that’’
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garashir treasure planet au where julian is the dog scholar guy and garak is the fucking cat captain who fall in love with each other and have like 45996 babies by the end
#i'm sorry#this is so niche#i'll go now#my posts#don't ask me who jim and father figure pirate guy are from the ds9 cast#it's not important#don't look too closely at the eldritch horror you'll go insane#garashir#adding onto this cuz i'm already insane the first mate is ziyal and all the nasty crewmembers are like ''lol they fucking'' little do they k#*know it's even more scandalous than that#they're father and daughter and this is NEPOTISM#i have been thinking about it too and i think jim prob has to be kira#which makes father figure pirate guy ghemor i suppose#idk how that works#odo is morph FNALKNLSG#i need to stop thinking about this it's starting to make too much sense and that is NOT a good sign#ok i'm back garak loopy on the brink of death like ''you have wonderful eyes''#julian freaking out ''he's lost his mind!!!''
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