#//dad is still shitty tho!

[killerlittlerejects]

Judge Angels redesign go brrrr Sorry it messy it just a sketch.

[prettyupsetnerd]

[gothghostiie]

more babysitter!reader x price because yea. sort of part 2 to this, but can be read on its own

cw: age gap (20s/40s), Virgin!reader, handjob (reader giving), price is drunk, gn!reader

babysitter!reader being asked to babysit by price on halloween, telling them its okay if they cant because they have plans for halloween, plans to go out and party. but you tell him its okay, you don't have plans. his heart clenches because a young thing like you should be out partying, enjoying your life, not babysitting. but instead you're there now, and he's getting ready to go out instead. not wearing a proper costume, just a black button up with the top buttons open, some black jeans, little red devil horns and eyeliner that he bought on a whim and that he poked his eye with more than once. he gets down the stairs to see you coo at his infant, who's laughing and kicking it's feet, especially upon seeing their dada with the little plastic horns. price chuckles and picks them up, cradling the chubby baby in his burly, hairy arms, tickling the little thighs and making it giggle. both of you smile fondly, almost as if it's your baby; and for a moment you wish it was when he winks at you.

you take the little one back, sitting it on your hip as price grabs his keys, walking him to the door. he turns back and leans down, putting a hand on your arm while kissing the baby's head. "now be good.. both of ya." he jokes, making your cheeks warm while you chuckle. he tells you one last time to make yourself at home, to call him if you need something and to not break any doors this time. your cheeks burn as you nod with an awkward chuckle, he grins and gets into a car thats apparently waiting for him, waving at both of you as they drive off. now you're sat there, playing with the baby until it's bed time, the little one is just delighted to have you around, even when you put it down in it's crib and turn on the little music box. now you're there, sat on the couch and flipping through TV channels to see if something good is on, loads of horror movies and the like. you know it's yhe watered down version, considering the time it's running, but you decide to settle for one of them. you're on your phone meanwhile, checking on the baby every now and then, watching movie after movie until you hear the familiar jingle of keys in the door. you sit up and glance around the corner where price stumbles into the room seconds later, his steps heavy and his appearance a bit messy. he blinks at the TV, then at you, his lips turning up into a grin. "there you are.." he coos, stumbling towards the couch and slumping down on it with a deep grown, his hand landing in your lap with how close he dropped down. you can smell the booze and sweat on him immediately, mixed with his perfume and his natural musky scent, it almost makes you wanna lean in and nuzzle him.

he takes a momemt before looking over at you with a satisfied grin forming on his lips, his calloused hand coming down on top of your head to pat you as if you were a dog. "you're such a gorgeous little bird, aren't you?" he hums lowly, almost making you gasp. your eyes widen a bit as your cheeks start burning, he just chuckles quietly, eyeing you over. hes had his eye on you the last time already, the image of you looking up at him with teary eyes burned into his mind, doing things it shouldn't be doing. he leans in a little closer, his breathing heavy while his hand cradles the back of your head. "you've been good like I told you, yea?" he teases quietly, your cheeks somehow get even hotter as you nod. "have ya now?' he chuckles, giving your cheek a firm pat as he leans his head back with a chuckle. the little plastic horns are loosely in his locks, the eyeliner is smudged and you're pretty sure that more buttons on his shirt are open, his strong, hairy chest peeking out between the fabric. the only thing that stops you from staring is his small groan as he stretches again, face scrunching up. you ask him if hes alright, he chuckles softly. "just my old bones aching, love." he murmurs, then suddenly eyes you over. "say.. y'don't happen to wanna help an old man relax a bit, do ya?" he says quietly, his tone suddenly feeling much more intimate.

"i- I'm sorry..?" is all you can muster, your thighs subconsciously squeezing together as your head runs wild. surely you misunderstood him you think, there's no way he wants what you hope think he wants.

"y'know what I mean love.. lend me a hand or something more." he hums, eyeing your form next to him, his pants already getting tighter at the mere sight of you. "I ain't gonna make you and I ain't gonna be mad if you don't want to, bird." he reassures you gently, he truly means it. you hesitate, your breath getting stuck in your throat along with all the words you want to say to him, all you can do is nod after a few seconds of silence. a smile crosses his face, a big hand goes to cup your cheek. "that's a good doll.. c'mere." he pats the side of his thigh, you scoot closer until you can't. he gazes at you through lidded eyes, it's scary how he can see your nervousness even when he's like this. " 's alright love. nothing' to be nervous about." he says gently, his hand patting your head.

"you ever done this?" he asks, seeing right through you. fuck. you shake your head softly, he raises his eyebrows in surprise before smiling. "that's alright. I'll help ya." a bit clumsily he opens his belt and his pants, bulge pressing against the fabric of the boxers he's wearing. "gimme your hand.." he orders gently and you do, letting him put it on the taut fabric. "there. get a feel for it, pet." he murmurs, having to hold back from cummin on the spot as you carefully let your fingertips explore. he can sense your intrigue along with the insecurity and it almost breaks his heart. he slowly pulls down the band of his underwear, giving you time to intervene if you wanted, before his cock springs free. its a bit above average and fat, a few veins running from the base to the weeping tip. your eyes widen and he chuckles, taking your trembling hand and wrapping it around his hard cock. "there y'go.. now just move up and down, yea?" he explains, you almost wanna huff that you know what you have to do - but that's forgotten as the first deep groan rumbles in his chest as your fingers graze his tip. the sound is addictive, you have to restrain yourself from making a mess in your own underwear as you keep moving your hand. his moans make you secure, giving you the feeling you're not doing it entirely wrong, his body twitching under your touch. breathy moans fall from his chapped lips, head is lolled back against the couch while his hands desperate try not to grab you; and it gets harder the closer he gets.

it doesn't take long before he gets close, whether its the alcohol or that he'd been build up for a good while now, his hips stuttering slightly. his eyes are shut tightly when he suddenly grabs your arm, holding you tight while trying to keep breathing without pathetic noises spilling from his mouth. "so good, bird.. don't stop.. 'm almost there.." he mutters mere seconds before pretty much exploding, his tight balls aching in relief as his cum stains your hand and his shirt. you gasp in shock, your movements stuttering and it makes him smile, he chuckles at how adorable you look when as you give him a shocked look. "good job love, y'did well." he hums, his grip loosening and instead going to rub your back.

"you're gonna sleep here tonight, alright bird?"

[1phakephan]

🗣️🗣️ pov dan and phil base their pizza selection in part 2 of their iconic mukbang video on their hatred for the detroit pizza company that almost ruined your life

[edenfire]

💞💒 Tweek Week - Day 6 - Old Man Yaoi 💒💞

I can't believe I haven't drawn older craig and tweek yet🥺💞 they're sooo🥺🥺🥺💗💗💞🌸

[navree]

the crown's version of queen elizabeth is a better wife than me because if my misogynistic husband kept trying to supersede my authority all the damn day the next time he did it in front of another person i would just call him "queen philip" and make him cry because of his hatred of women

[chaoscheebs]

A thought:

I've heard speculations about, since it didn't look like Anzu and Grandpa Muto were familiar with each other in recent years (Anzu being surprised he's alive, Sugoroku commenting on how much she's grown), that Anzu moved away and only recently-ish returned to the area and reconnected with Yugi.

But. Consider.

Yugi is, honestly, one lonely kid at the start of the series. Anzu is stated to be his only friend, more or less. He gets bullied A Lot, especially in the pre-Cardgamepocalypse era. Plus, y'know, you gotta test into Japanese high schools.

So maybe Yugi originally got into a different school, had the same being bullied issues there, and transferred to Domino High later on in hopes that'd resolve the problem (ahahahahaha.... ha... :c), and then he and Anzu reconnected from there.

If nothing else, this theory would make it look like his parent(s)* actually did something to help the kid and that would ease my heart a little more. :c

(* - Yes, I know Sugoroku did his best to help but he's not the legal guardian here OK)

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[gilfrespecter]

Listening to coinstar by the growlers and thinking about mel so hard I get nauseous

Ridiculous stream of conscious in the tags apologies but not really

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

"Takeomi is Sanzu&Senju's half-brother" headcanon, sure

But is the Akashi grandmother biologically related to him or not... Hm....

[minglana]

the way my mother reacts to me failing exams....... pls get a hobby😭

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Okay this is me speaking as someone whose never read the original fairy tales: did the dad actually when confronted by the Beast, wail about how him trying to grab a rose for his daughter, Beauty, lead to this mess??? And later basically guilt Beauty when giving the rose to her to the point when she and her siblings know what the Beast is demanding, she decides to be the daughter who goes to the Beast because it was her who asked for the rose??? Because in a book I got, gender swapped fairy tales, so far from peaks they seem to be based on the original fairy tales as Snow Drop (male Snow White) ends with the evil king being made to dance to death in hot iron shoes, while the princess is blinded like the prince in Sir Rapunzel, wondering the desert until she comes across Rapunzel whose tears cure her blindness. And in Handsome And The Beast, they straight up have the mom wail about having fucked up by trying to grab a rose for her youngest son, Handsome, and when she gives the rose to him, basically guilts him and once he and his siblings know, Handsome decides to be the son who goes to the Beast due to having been the one who asked for the rose. Like uh, if this is accurate to the original fairy tale...bruh what- I know Beauty only asked for a rose after her dad pressed her on getting her SOMETHING at least after she wanted nothing unlike her siblings, only wishing for her fathers safe return, the same being said for Handsome. And on top of that, they didn't say pluck it from a damn castle! Why make your kid feel shitty for your fuck up, sir/ma'mm.

[wyrmscockfortress]

just finished the wyll romance in game

i knew he had no content but DAMN he has NO CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!! fucking MIZORA wants to fuck me more than he does. the proposal scene is incredibly cute i loved it but DAMN was that it ?? also i fucking hate how the romance is linked to saving his stupid dad fuck you ulder. it should be linked to finishing the wyrmway quest. other companions stories were so much more impactful in act 3 his is so flat.

edit i forgot to say they make.him becoming duke seem like the bad choice cause it would turn wyll power hungry or something???????? that really feels like them pushing to moralize something that really isnt. like that idk. like WHEN has wyll EVER been enticed by power he SAW what happened to astarion. ALSO his shit is so bugged i had to make that decision twice and then they acted like his dad was dead?? mcscuse me. his shit is so buggy. ALSO ALSO the choice for him to become duke or blade of avernus shouldnt be presented as the moral choice idk why they even did that. wyll should be able to choose on his own when asked to save himself or his father. like THAT is what's clearly a good and a bad choice. and u know how every companion chooses the good choice when asked on their own. yeah. that wouldve been so simple to do idek why they made his whole act 3 quest tie to his father and the wyrmway was secondary.

[githjanken]

a while back there was a post going around about redesigning your childhood ocs and like

turns out i got some ideas for my very first roleplay character

[boobachu]

Why are they different speeds?????

[gemharvest]

Two daysssss until I can try and get old art of mine off the old desktop hard drive dude I am so fucking excited.