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originemesis · 1 month ago
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@hesaint
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"AS A MATTER OF FACT-"
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"You've violated section V, star bullet point 3,849 of the modest sound curfew. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your pocket snacks are now forfeit."
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serpulalacrymans · 7 months ago
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https://open.spotify.com/track/1EryAkZ0VHstC6haIxVBiE?si=DRrPem--RtGo78S0whQ7EQ&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A1cLY6VZGNmhcc4nXtCSduU
I love this one. Thank you..
I feel so connected to it..
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ask-hakkyo-au · 8 months ago
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ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION ??????
n0.
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gay-british-conspiracy · 4 years ago
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@shut-up-and-kick-rocks Archiiie
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crystalburdened-aa · 5 years ago
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gensokyogenius replied to your post: gensokyogenius replied to your post: ...
cirno vc: haha baldbender
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ontari-ari-ari-o · 5 years ago
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Wait... you aren't Matthew???
... W-what? Of course I’m not! Ugh!
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apurpleaddledbaker · 6 years ago
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[TxT]
TC: heyTC: ya know this thing we’re doing?TC: i don’t real know what it is reallyTC: butTC: i think i should stop thatTC: not cause of anything ta do with youTC: you’re all kinds of motherfuckin amzinTC: not that you need me to tell you thatTC: it’s just you’ve already got so many fuckin amazing dudes to be spendin ya time onTC: i just don’t think ya should be wastin it on meTC: also maybe because the last person i did anything like this with tried to tear out my spine TC: not that i think you wouldTC: i don’t think you’d do that to meTC: motherfuckTC: ...
> Proceed to delete all of this and continue life as normal
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ask-paul-owen · 6 years ago
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Your other husband was a whore, right? He passed along the genes. - Luke
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cheeseburgerisms-blog · 8 years ago
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salivatingsycophant · 8 years ago
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There was a twitch of long digits, and optics that moved as erratically. Starscream shifted in his place, observing his alternate with suspicious wariness. Then he pronounced, ❝ You are hideous. ❞
And then there was a narrowing of crimson optics, and the unmistakable grinding scream of talon against gilded palm, as the former Air Commander stepped towards the mech who dared to call himself his counterpart.
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     “Ah, fine words from a mech I could tear to pieces with barely a thought.”
A drop of vicious fluid dripped from the seeker’s elaborate maw, the half-processed energon hissing as it ate into the ground. Starscream paid it no notice, simply hunching forward to emphasis the difference in bulk between himself as his alternate.
    “Don’t you have anything better to do? Or do you enjoy baiting your betters     into beating you to scrap?” 
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vcltswitch-moved-blog · 8 years ago
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"I love you" She loves everyone
“I ___ You.” Suggestions || Always Accepting!
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“I love all my fans!”
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antisircam-blog · 8 years ago
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queenofhartsxohasmoved · 9 years ago
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i hate you :: oops I meant for that to be on anon but remember you cant reply only publish bitch. thanks for ruining my life.
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munofmanyminds · 10 years ago
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mversefunhouse
Bc you’re a bad person, Tiff. And also, stop whining. You wanted Patrick; don’t deny it. 
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sonshoko · 10 years ago
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"Hey Shangxiang!"
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"Your brother's pretty hot!"
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