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[originemesis]

@hesaint

"AS A MATTER OF FACT-"

"You've violated section V, star bullet point 3,849 of the modest sound curfew. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your pocket snacks are now forfeit."

[serpulalacrymans]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1EryAkZ0VHstC6haIxVBiE?si=DRrPem--RtGo78S0whQ7EQ&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A1cLY6VZGNmhcc4nXtCSduU

I love this one. Thank you..

I feel so connected to it..

[ask-hakkyo-au]

ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION ??????

n0.

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

"lol tiktok users would rather learn mandarin than come to tumblr" yeah man that's crazy. who would have thought that people from the video-based dopamine-machine app wouldn't decide to join the text- and image- based no-algorithm website?

[letthehatersbark]

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

fyi if you're trying to use the fact that that rancid ass muskrat cunt is autistic to be like "oh he didn't know what he did was wrong" about the fact that he threw up a fucking nazi salute then you are one of the stupidest fucking cunts to walk the earth and since we're in a housing crisis you should start offering the massive amount of empty fucking space in your skull for rent

(signed, an autistic person)

[vonlipvig]

WE NEED TO KILL HIM

[fettiowi]

Sonadow artist canon event is drawing sonic reacting to shadow laughing. Happens to the best of us

[awittylemon]

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

[munohlow]

[thepileofclothesonyourdesk]

"We have a new AI feature!" "With the power of AI..." "Our AI..."

I am going to abandon technology and start only inscribing things on clay tablets

[purpleminte]

God sending his silliest soldier:

[holdoncallfailed]

“the algorithm only shows us _____” so stop looking at the algorithm. you don't need it. go to a thrift store and flip through some magazines from the 1980s. go read a random book that’s no longer in print on the internet archive. go to a museum and walk around until you see an artwork you don’t recognize. go get a cookbook from the library and make a recipe you've never tried. go listen to the radio. go talk to people in real life. go write a poem or a song and don't show anybody. go take a walk. you are not confined to your online content feed. you never have been!!!!!!!

[that-sea-sponge]

Your honor, I see no lies here.

[thinkingabout-girls]

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