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pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up
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"average president is convicted of .74 felonies" factoid actualy just statistical error. average president is convicted of 0 felonies. Felonies Georg, who lives in Mar-a-Lago & was convicted of 34 felonies, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.
#i thought about putting this on my main bc that's where i usually put my funnyman posts#but then I'd miss the joke of this coming from user astrid-beck#this is a blumendrei post but sorry for implying they negotiate their polyamory#critical role#blumendrei
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jon looking for connections between the statements vs elias choosing which spooky little gossip to drop on georgie's doorstep
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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic
#bloodweave#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale x astarion#astarion x gale#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual#the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max#I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together#toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable#I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him#and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale#and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually#helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god#at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again
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#knight#knights#art#illustration#david michael beck#david m beck#1984#helmet#armour#medieval#middle ages#kiss#lipstick#kisses#plumes#plume#chivalry#helmets#feather#feathers#history#europe#european#cavalier#chevalier#mediaeval
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THE WITCH (2015) dir. Robert Eggers
#anya taylor joy#the witch#the witch 2015#horroredit#usermegara#userrobin#userbrittany#userscary#horrorgifs#dailyhorrorgifs#filmedit#fyeahmovies#femalegifsource#filmreel#gifs#movies#ours#by beck
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somewhere in zadash's premium smut shop:
meanwhile, caleb celebrating fjorester's engagement in nicodranas:
#now all we need to do is track down eadwulf#then we'll have officially collected all of liam's exes in one campaign#critical role#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#cr shitpost#cr memes#critical role memes#bells hells#the mighty nein#essek thelyss#astrid becke#caleb widogast
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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY S3E01, Career Day
#*#by beck#abbott elementary#abbottelementaryedit#sitcomedit#tvedit#tvarchive#tvandfilm#userhugh#useraurore#cinemapix#userstream#abbott elementary spoilers#2020s#comedy#tv
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Noah Beck 🔥
#noah beck#hot celebs#hot male#gay boys#hot gay#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#gay hot#gay men#celebrity crush#for you#gayguy#gayhot#gayman#gay guy#gayboy#so hot and sexy#cute guy#male beauty
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hot take apparently but i think it's good for white people to relate to poc's art. i think it's good for straight people to relate to queer art. stop acting like we're different species who could never possibly understand each other what the fuck is wrong with you
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*Please only answer this poll if you’re American, if for some reason you have a burning curiosity to know where the results are at I can send an update, I don’t want the results to be too skewed.
Feel free to tag/reply your state and which you identify with more strongly
#I have a very strong sense of ‘patriotism’ about being a New Yorker#but little to none at all about being an American#beck broadcasts
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MEN IN BLACK II (2002) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
#men in black II#men in black 2#filmedit#will smith#tommy lee jones#movies#*#by beck#2000s#useradie#fyeahmovies#userfilm#junkfooddaily#movieedit#moviegifs#userbbelcher
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this page is SO MUCH to me
just like. the bed is a whole acre. two people could sit on opposite corners of that bed and they'd have to raise their voices to have a conversation. there's enough of that bed that you'd have to call a search party for a stuffed animal.
AND YET. remy has bundled himself to the very Very edge of this bed that is larger than most studio apartments to be close to jamis. sometime in the night he took one of the pillows on the cross-country journey from the middle to the end of the bed to be as close to jamis as is physically possible without actually rolling off. and he did it SUBCONSCIOUSLYYYY like I know he turned down the whole "there was only one bed" immediately but if I'm being honest with you all I think what they have going on is gayer than that
#tiger tiger#tigers#beck posts#I'M GOING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO ARTICULATE HOW FERAL THEY MAKE ME ONE DAY#REMY'S CONSCIOUS AND SUBCONSCIOUS ARE FISTFIGHTING
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