#//She fucked uuuuuuuuup

[the-storm-chaser]

Fran, when was the last time you genuinely smiled?

When was the last time...

'Truthfully? I'm not sure. Probably when I was travelling with the Kobold smith ... his antics were comical all things considered.' There was a pause, remembering the aftermath of that journey and shaking her head.

'That would be the last time in recent memory. Sorry to disappoint.'

[mikyx-daily]

a little rant if you guys allow me 'cause i truly need to rant a little bit thank you

god this day sucked so much just received the news that one of the doctors i used to shadow at medical school passed away in such a tragic manner along with her husband. she was such an amazing human being and incredible surgeon. it's so rare to have nice humble and caring doctors i hate it here i am so sad :(

also my twitter timeline is full of drama because one of valorant game changers players was transphobic against the team they just lost the championship to and oh god shut the fuck uuuuuuuuup how bad of a loser you have to be to say shit like that

do you guys also feel the vibes are off? jesus fucking christ i am so spiritually exausted today

[pistolslinger]

nina reacting to jesper’s death, leggo.

the news settle in her chest, the feeling it brings her is like every bone in her body is set in stone and she is frozen. unable to move. at first she tries to swallow, but nothing happens. then she tries to gasp for air, but no matter what happens, nina still feels like she’s drowning. her best friend was gone.

slowly it was occurring to her, that anyone she loved, anyone she’d ever love, would fade away. would leave her, be ripped from this world. torn from her hands no matter how hard she tries to cling onto them. onto the hope of not having to be alone.

it’s getting dark, the grisha still hasn’t moved. she’s waiting, hoping, praying to the saints that his voice will appear in her head. tears prickle down her cheeks as she whispers. ‘ just one more time, ’ but he doesn’t come to her.

days pass, and she doesn’t call for him. she doesn’t speak with anyone. she hasn’t even been eating. no snack could mend the wounds her heart was trying to heal now. jesper was with the rest of them now. he wasn’t suffering anymore. but the thought brings her no peace, not yet. nina knew, she needed to be with them too.

WHAT HAPPENS AT THE GRAVESIDE.

[animebw]

Reading One Piece: Chapters 796-797

-”I will continue my efforts. It’s all we can do.” Man, what a line.

-”A proper dress is a much better girls’ outfit than armor!” shut up shut up shut up shut uuuuuuuuup

-I like how Mansherry’s powers allow her to use “donors” to increase her healing capabilities. If only real medical donors were that easy to manage.

-”Are you angry, crying, hurrying, hungry or sleeping?! Pick one at a time!” Ah, multitasking.

-Lol, Luffy’s really out here giving the Kyros the stink-eye for being such a dumbass. Stop dictating your daughter’s life for her, you weirdo!

-Shitting fuck, luck’s run out. Guess Fujitora’s not making a clean break just yet...

-Wait, Bellamy’s still alive? Really???

-”Are you really okay with that?!” “Of course I’m not okay!” “Then you’re coming with me, right?” “Yes! I’m coming!” AHAHAHAHAHAHA PUNCHED THROUGH KYROS’ BULLSHIT IN TWO PAGES FLAT THANK YOU LUFFY

-”I AM THE DAUGHTER OF KYROS!” This? This is good. Rebecca’s got way more to offer outside the palace walls. I just hope she ends up more than sidelined when all is said and done.

[house-of-mercer]

edward: *leaves*

bella: um HEY EVERYONE.... KARMA GOT ITS KISS FOR ME!!! I CAN'T GO TO EDWARD’S RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I GOT, broken up with because apparently my boyfriend doesn’t want to turn me into a vampire like, really badly AND I DIDN'T KNOW LISTEN, MY LIFE IS EXTREMELY GOING DOWNHILL BECAUSE I'M GETTING ACNE AND I'M GETTING FAT AND I'M BALDING RIGHT HERE IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE WHOLE TRIANGLE THERE LIKE A PIECE OF HAIR, I'M BALDING !!!! I'M BALDING !!!! I'M TURNING UGLY AND MY FACE IS GOING TO BE FAT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AND I CAN'T EVEN SHOWER BEFORE WORK BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO BE HOME ON TIME and that bitch pretty boy, that bitch ass vampire dumped me and left me to die in the WOODS and he was like “bella you can’t come with me" and i was SAD so i said "NO" BECAUSE i LOVE HIM AND IT'S SO MUCH EMOTIONAL TURMOIL AND I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH MENTAL STABILITY LEFT BEFORE I HOP ON A RANDOM BIKER’S MOTORCYCLE AND GET STOLEN AND I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO GO NEAR CURBS BY MYSELF CAUSE IM SO FUCKING CLUMSY AND I'M GOING TO GET YELLED AT BY MY FRIENDS FOR- SHUT UUUUUUUUUP! AND MY DAD IS REALLY MAD AT ME AND MY LIFE'S GOING DOWNHILL SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO BE A NICE PERSON AND GIVE ME EMOTIONAL SUPPORT MONEY FOR A THERAPIST BECAUSE I DONT fucking HAVE ANY I'M GOING TO LEAVE A PAYPAL LINK BUT LIKE ;) THAT'S ME WINKING, BUT MY EYES ARE TOO SWOLLEN TO WINK AND I CALLED TO SEE IF HIS SISTER WOULD PICK UP THE PHONE BUT SHE LEFT ME ON READ LIKE 37 TIMES AND NOT EVEN HIS DAD WILL ANSWER ME SO I LEFT A VOICEMAIL ASKING IF IT WERE AN OPTION FOR ME TO JUST ASK ANOTHER VAMPIRE TO TURN ME SO EDWARD STOPS BEING A FUCKING DICK AND I- what? *mike laughing* you're going to get arrested for that they're going to be like, this dumb bitch then they're going to arrest you. *jessica screamig* isn't that the point? that's what she wants -AND MY FRIENDS ARE LAUGHING WHILE I'M HAVING AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN SHOW ME SUPPORT! EGHHHHHHH!

[ironchosen]

@rejectory​ (x)

“wh-- whatthefuck.”

it all comes out in one breath. is she fucked? she has to be. well, either she’s fucked or, you don’t know, she’s just like you because if someone said you can’t eat that dirty it’s my dirt you would probably eat the fucking dirt.

“soldier, are you out of your mind?” eyebows uuuuuuuuup! “okay. fine. i said it because i wanted to know what you’d do. congratulations, and holy fucking shit.”

[dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition]

UM HEY EVERYONE KARMA GOT ITS KISS FOR ME I CAN'T GO TO JONATHAN'S RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I GOT, A TICKET BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PULL OVER FOR AN EMERGENCY VEHICLE AND I DIDN'T KNOW LISTEN, MY LIFE IS EXTREMELY GOING DOWNHILL BECAUSE I'M GETTING ACNE AND I'M GETTING FAT AND I'M BALDING RIGHT HERE IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE WHOLE TRIANGLE THERE LIKE A PIECE OF HAIR, I'M BALDING I'M BALDING I'M TURNING UGLY AND MY FACE IS GOING TO BE FAT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AND I CAN'T EVEN SHOWER BEFORE WORK BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO BE HOME ON TIME AND THAT FAT ASS INDIANA THE FAT ASS INDIANA COP GAVE ME A TICKET AND HE'S LIKE, "DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS LAW?" I DIDN'T SO I SAID "NO" BECAUSE I DIDN'T AND IT'S SO MUCH MONEY AND I ONLY HAVE $37 AND I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO GO UNDER 50 AND I'M GOING TO GET FINED BY MY BANK SHUT UUUUUUUUUP! I'M GOING TO GET FINED BY MY BANK FOR HAVING UNDER $50 AND I ALREADY OWE MY PARENTS 400 SOMEHTHING DOLLARS AND I OWE MY FRIEND'S MOM 80 AND I CAN'T GET A JOB NOW BUT EVERY THING'S FINE I'M OKAY AND MY PARENTS ARE REALLY MAD AT ME AND MY LIFE'S GOING DOWNHILL SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO BE A NICE PERSON AND GIVE ME MONEY TO PAY FOR THIS FUCKING TICKET BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE IT I'M GOING TO LEAVE A PAYPAL LINK BUT LIKE ;-D THAT'S ME WINKING, BUT MY EYES ARE TOO SWOLLEN TO WINK AND I CALLED TO SEE IF I COULD SERVE JAIL TIME INSTEAD OF PAYING BUT NO ONE ANSWERED SO I LEFT A VOICEMAIL ASKING IF IT WERE AN OPTION FOR ME TO SERVE JAIL TIME INSTEAD OF PAYING SO IT WHAT? you're going to get arrest for that they're going to be like, this dumbest bitch then they're going to arrest you isn't that the point? that's what she wants AND MY FRIENDS ARE LAUGHING WHILE I'M HAVING AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN SHOW ME SUPOOORT! EGHHHHHHH!

[rubysapphrald]

UM HEY EVERYONE KARMA GOT ITS KISS FOR ME I CAN'T LEAVE APERTURE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I GOT, A TICKET BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ATTACH YOURSELF TO THE CHASSIS AND I DIDN'T KNOW LISTEN, MY LIFE IS EXTREMELY GOING DOWNHILL BECAUSE I'M GETTING ACNE AND I'M STUPID AND I'M BALDING RIGHT HERE IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE WHOLE TRIANGLE THERE LIKE A PIECE OF HAIR, I'M BALDING I'M BALDING I'M TURNING UGLY AND MY FACE IS GOING TO BE FAT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AND I CAN'T EVEN SHOWER BEFORE WORK BECAUSE I'M A ROBOT AND THAT FAT ASS GIRL THE FAT ASS TEST SUBJECT GAVE ME A TICKET AND SHE'S LIKE, "DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS RULE?" I DIDN'T SO I SAID "NO" BECAUSE I DIDN'T AND IT'S SO MUCH MONEY AND I ONLY HAVE $37 AND I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO GO UNDER 50 AND I'M GOING TO GET FINED BY THE FACT SPHERE SHUT UUUUUUUUUP! I'M GOING TO GET INCINERATED BY GLADOS FOR HAVING UNDER $50 AND I ALREADY OWE HER 400 SOMETHING DOLLARS AND I OWE THE ADVENTURE SPHERE 80 AND I CAN'T GET A JOB NOW BUT EVERY THING'S FINE I'M OKAY AND MY FRIENDS ARE REALLY MAD AT ME AND MY LIFE'S GOING DOWNHILL SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO BE A NICE PERSON AND GIVE ME MONEY TO PAY FOR THIS FUCKING TICKET BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE IT I'M GOING TO LEAVE A PAYPAL LINK BUT LIKE ;-D THAT'S ME WINKING, BUT MY EYE IS TOO MALFUNCTIONING TO WINK AND I CALLED TO SEE IF I COULD GET SHOT INTO SPACE INSTEAD OF PAYING BUT NO ONE ANSWERED SO I LEFT A VOICEMAIL ASKING IF IT WERE AN OPTION FOR ME TO GET SHOT INTO SPACE INSTEAD OF PAYING SO IT WHAT? you're going to get arrest for that they're going to be like, this dumbest bitch then they're going to arrest you isn't that the point? that's what she wants AND THAT GIRL IS LAUGHING WHILE I'M HAVING AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN SHOW ME SUPPOOORT! UGHHHHHHH!

[awake-dearheart]

ooooooooooooh she fucked uuuuuuuuup

this reminds me of hot girl shit in the best way

crushes and spam accounts vi: mead (bucky barnes x reader social media au)

series masterlist

series summary: y/n and bucky are teammates and she finds herself falling for the blue-eyed soldier. unable to find an escape, she rants about her feelings about him on an anonymous spam account. harmless, right?

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VERY IMPORTANT A/N: SOME OF THE MESSAGES WILL BE HARD TO UNDERSTAND SO I PUT SUBTITLES UNDER THEM!!  MESSAGES WITH SUBTITLES WILL BE SEPARATED FROM THE REST WITH A DIVIDER I GOT FROM @whimsicalrogers​  PS: disregard the time stamps, time means nothing to me now that I have the time stone jkjk

bucky: hi? y/n: damn it why are you so hot bucky: it comes naturally? y/n: I’m tired of seeing you around the tower looking all cute and stuff

y/n: but not like in the weird stalker way bucky: in what way then? y/n: y’know? the whole we live together way bucky: we live together? bucky: who are you? y/n: idk either y/n: okay, night night another A/N: yes, I followed through with the drunk text thing…it just gets more chaotic from here-

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[meatbag-status]

FUCK HIM UUUUUUUUUP!!!

*Inside her head she hears a familiar voice* “ACTUALLY KILL ONE OF THESE EMPERORS THIS TIME!”

[carry-on-my-wayward-meg]

I dreamed today someone made a Rap non-related to mainstream rap themes, which I knew what was about, but then I slept again and I forgot.

Then later there were many versions of this person at the same time, I think 4, I think some of them from the past, and none of them liked me. (KOPRKAPOERKEOPRKEPOREAKOPRK)

Then later one of them was talking with a girl who had nothing to do with me at all, I didn’t even perceive any characteristic from her at all, ‘cause I... I’m only realizing this now, but I think it’s interesting how I’ve seen this person interact with literally a whole lot of different girls, and even mention one that they fancied a bit once, and yet I don’t think I ever perceived them interacting (even if just one way) nor mentioning someone they were enough into. Wow. How much blatantly concealing can a bitch be. I am a ravished open book. KPRAOEKRPOEPOAWRPOKPARKAPRKAPORKRPOK

Anyway, now what I think to be the first time I perceive that, they seemed to be very into her, or into however she was (maybe this girl doesn’t fucking exist, LoL, jokes), they talked for a long time, but then, at some point, it seemed that they discovered that nothing could happen between the two of them.

My brain tried to make sense of this, and I think it had to do with something like she was the Ex of one of this person’s friends? Or someone they respected a lot?

He seemed much more shook and sad than her.

But now that I’m thinking, it doesn’t make sense. I don’t think that because of something like that, this person would prevent themselves from having anything with someone they felt really interested in (seeing that they usually never like anyone, LMAO, I’m joking). If was someone they somewhat respected, maybe they’d even feel honored of having the same tastes. (LMAO). Even if the other person felt a bit sad because of that.

I think they’d think it’s dumb to prevent themselves from living/experiencing something meaningful because of something else that ended in the past.

I’m perceiving there seems to always be something that doesn’t make sense on these dreams about this person.

(Sarcastic UP for NONE of their versions liking me. o/)

(Is it mostly because I am more than 1000% useless to our evolving, industrialized, productive, modern society? KRPEORKEKEPOREK I understand.)

(At least I don’t have more than one degree and went off to make YT videos, bitch.) (WHAT UUUUUUUUUP).

[kuroeruk]

Should’ve done that earlier !

What the fuck is uuuuuuuuup !

Hi, and welcome ! The name's Chloé. I'm a self-educated young artist from France, and my goal is to work in the comic books industry. I'm working on multiple projects at the same time ; I'm a non-stop worker, and I've been doing this since I was twelve. As I write this, I'm seveteen, and I've never been working this hard to get the job done. I have a dream, and I'll do anything to accomplish it.

I'm a simple woman. I see art, I press like. More seriously, I'm real into comics. I'd say that my favourite comic books heroes and superheroes would be Spawn, Batman, Wolverine aaaand Deadpool, cuz who doesn't like breaking the fourth wall ? Now don't ask me "Marvel or DC ?" cuz I'll either troll: "Dark Horse.", punch you in the face for thinking that you just HAVE to pick one or the other, OR tell the truth, which is: "I don't give a damn, I'm only interested in the characters, and not who publishes them."

My work takes inspiration from a lot of different stuff and artists ; I love web comics and follow a large diversity of artists, such as Domics, Jazza ( who is a local of Newgrounds ), TheOdd1sOut, j.n.w ( the person behind Helvetica ), Egoraptor, Owlturd, and many, many more.

I also really appreciate art from our lord and savior Bob Ross, Zdzislaw Beksinski, Todd McFarlane and H.R. Giger. They are my main source of inspiration ( as artists ) when it comes to my projects.

Now you may wonder "But Chloé, you said you were working on multiple porjects, but what are they ?"

Good question, my dear Steve. Let me explain it all for you, project by project:

Corvo:

It's the project that I cherish the most. Like, THE MOST. It's about the Five, which are the heads of a mafia empire based in Italy. It's all about how the "main" character, Jessica Callini, wants to take her revenge on another family in the area, and basically crush every single opponent she has. Seems simple, and it pretty much is ; a battle between families in a Godfather-esk environment ? Yup, kind of. I just add my personal touch by working real fuckin' hard on the characters and the way they interact with eachother. And I do my research. For about everything you could find in the goddamn comics ( I'm a maniac ). I'm aiming real high on this one project, and I promise it'll be awesome !

Poncho's Adventures:

Kay so this one is wayyyy less serious. Really, everything's in the title. The main character, Poncho ( who is a huge-ass-green-oversexualized-mexican-mutated-fish-wrestler-wearing-a-tiny-sombrero-who-looks-perpetually-angry ) gets into some crazy adventures and sorts his way out of dumb/sad/frustrating/sexy/dangerous situations with his buddy, a small kid who has no fuckin' clue what to do. Just as everyone when seeing Poncho, I'd say. I love him.

Pastel Gore:

Let's face it, I'm a sadistic bitch. I love horror, and I love trying out new ways of making people feel extremely uncomfortable with my art. I tried twisted drawings, monsters, scenes of cratures feasting on hald-dead people... Now, with Pastel Gore, you'll experience something new than just "meh it's ok, I can take it". Here, I take cute characters, with adorable designs ( without going for the round and chubby new Cartoon Network stuff ) and pretty normal backstories... Then DOOM UPON THEM ALL. I won't get into the details, but it won't be pretty.

Wait, you've read this far ? GG WP mate, have my applause. *clap clap clap* ( nah really, thanks for the attention )

New End:

We know that I'm a sadistic bitch for a fact, but did you know that I sometimes am real salty as well ? No, you did not, obviously, this is the first time you see my face around here. Anyways, since I can be as salty as a LoL player, I decided to create a place on which I could express my frustration over some games n all. You know How It Should Have Ended ? If not, go check it out, it's guuuud. If yes, then you may imagine New End as a totally subjective and inaccurate version of HISHE. I don't care if it makes sense that this character, that I love, dies. I'll redraw the end with him alive. Obviously, nobody should take New End for a logical, rational version of the story. It's just me screwing around.

Lucidity:

Something else that only a few people know: I dream almost every night ! And add to that the fact that I very often experience lucid dreams ! And since they are fucked, real fun, or jsut purely epic, I thought I might as well share them with you guys. And feel free to give me analyses about them ! I love reading that kind of stuff, and it might help me with my personal problems by making me see things from a new point of view. Who knows ?

So here you go, this was my "short" presentation. Thank you for reading through all of this and I hope to see you around in the near future ! Have a good day, and don't forget: Fuck shit uuuuuuup