#//It's also my headcanon for how Red Velvet Cookie got there

[cookie-lore-keeper]

Cookies baked by the witches tend to struggle more in life since they have no family, background, or kingdom they can go to. They also tend to struggle more with identity, as they just woke up one day and walked out of simmering heat, not knowing what their purpose is. There are many fundraisers made in order to help these freshly baked cookies.

[r0-boat]

Headcanons for favorite ice cream flavor of your favorite whb characters?

I will do all of them

ALL WHB DEMON CHARACTERS AND THEIR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR

Ultimate whb ice cream headcannon! Please let me know how you think of them in the comments I love reading them :)

Cut for length.

Gehanna

Satan

This man is an cookies and cream bastard. He crushes Oreos and puts them into his ice cream the more the merrier. He'll still eat his ice cream even though it's just a pile of cookies and little bits of ice cream. Genuinely gets mad that there's not enough cookies in his ice cream.

Sitri

I think he would like a more uncommon flavor like pistachio or matcha. He understands not many people like his flavor but it's his.

Juno/Ppyong

Chocolate ice cream with chocolate chip. Drizzled with chocolate... He just really likes chocolate.

Leraye

He likes those character popsicles with the eyeball gum. he always takes out the eyeballs first and then eats their heads.

Belial

He likes sherbert with gummy bears. I can see him really liking fruity flavors. Occasionally he does also have sprinkles.

Paimon

Bubble gum flavor is a masterpiece and if you disagree you're wrong.

Astaroth

Rocky road. He likes the richness of chocolate paired with the nuttiness of the almonds and the softness of marshmallows delicious!

Zagan

Chocolate chip! He's a simple man.

Tartaros

Mammon

Anything with caramel has his heart, it's sweet and delicious and he likes watching it roll down. So butterscotch caramel. Don't forget the gold shavings

Bimet

He'll have whatever Mammon is having having. extra gold shavings please... (a scoop of pineapple with coconut shavings)

Eligos

Strawberry with sprinkles! He is a strawberry die hard. Constantly getting into fights with chocolate and vanilla fans.

Valfor

Butter pecan with caramel as well. He'll also politely ask what ice cream flavor are you having and then politely asked for some of yours in exchange for some of his.

Hades

Leviathan

Neapolitan ice cream because it has three flavors and that's better than one. but then would rudely steal a spoonful of yours and wants to try everyone else's because he's jealous of what you're having because it looks good.

Foras

He also likes Neapolitan not because he wants to copy Levi He just genuinely likes the flavors.

Glasyalabolas

He can't decide between Cherry or raspberry. He just really likes strong fruity flavors. He doesn't mind a little chocolate drizzle either.

Barbatos

Of course he would like red velvet And he likes mixing bits of brownies.

Orias

Cotton candy with sprinkles. Anything sweet enough to give you diabetes

Abyssos

Beelzebub

His favorite changes every other day once you ask him It will take in about 10 minutes to think of an answer just to change it three times.

(funny headcanon one time visiting Leviathan He got into his ice cream stash to separate the three flavors and reorganize them as a prank. That's how he got banned from Hades for 100 years.)

Bael

Likes root beer float, He likes it because he can mix it in and then drink it while he's working.

Amon

My brain is telling me that he likes cookie dough. I don't know why I feel strongly about this.

Naberius

Peanut butter. He's such a sucker for peanut butter ice cream. He'll be eating it with his tail wagging happily.

Stolas

Strawberry cheesecake ice cream! And don't you dare tell him it's girly or be mean because he will cry!

Paradise Lost

Lucifer

Moose tracks is the most old man dad flavor I can think of.

Gamigin

He's more of a snow cone guy. But he likes Sorbet anything with citrus and he'll be there.

Marbas

He's a plain guy He just likes vanilla. If he feels like something different than he'll add to it it's perfect.

Beur

He likes vanilla but he's more of a French vanilla person. He thinks of himself as the better vanilla fan. He's kind of prideful about it.

Morax

Not much of an ice cream fan but he'll have whatever you're having

Niflheim

Belphegor

Mint chocolate chip. We don't know much about him it's just a vibe.

Gusion

Coffee flavor, no one saw this coming.

Bathin

He likes flavors from different countries like Ube, moonmist or hokey pokey. Any flavor that's specifically unique to that place he'll try it.

Andrealphus

Rainbow sherbert he likes tasting all the little flavors. He also likes the name because if he could see he wants to see all the pretty colors it has. Probably just as beautiful as he imagines it.

Abbadon

Dantalian

Man likes grape flavor He's just dying to get stabbed.

Phenix

Banana split. He eats the banana whole ;)

Ronove

Mango surprisingly normal...

Other

Minhyeok

Always orders the same ice cream as yours when he's alone he just orders vanilla topped with MnM's

[catscidr]

Could I request head canons with reader who likes to cook and clean and is basically like a house wife. Dottore and Childe please ☺️

(oﾟ◇ﾟ)ﾉ perhaps you can............. i did my best to try to make these not too redundant , so forgive me if they're a little repetitive sometimes. the tldr is just that they love their cute wife (you) shgjngfns ⸝⸝⸝⸝⸝⸝ cw: fluff! domestic fluff!! talks of food, mentions of having a family, childe's part gets a teensy bit suggestive includes: fem!reader, dottore and his clones, tartaglia wc: 1,2k

-ˋˏ It’s a popular headcanon that Dottore has a sweet tooth and I’m here to contribute to it bc I’m a firm believer in the Man Bad But Secretly Soft trope.......

-ˋˏ You often find yourself baking desserts for him to eat when he gets home from work and, on the rare occasions that he’s home while you’re baking, you make him taste-test the dessert you’re currently making 

-ˋˏ He’s actually decent at baking (it’s just food science and he’s The Science Guy), however he doesn’t particularly enjoy doing it. But you do! You love doing acts of service for him, which is why you got promoted from housewife to personal-pastry-and-dessert-expert housewife (said endearingly) 

-ˋˏ Good ol’ chocolate chip cookies, maple pudding, red velvet cake, lemon meringue pie, tiramisu, mille-feuille; you'd make so many desserts that he had to buy a chef-grade refrigerator on top of your regular fridge to store them. Not that he minded of course, but sometimes he’d lightly scold you for making so many unhealthy foods (all the while being a hypocrite himself because he’s the one enabling you) 

-ˋˏ Has a mini fridge in his office full of desserts (and the occasional homemade sandwich, for variety). He always has to restock it because his segments always get into it and eat his sweets that you made for him 

-ˋˏ When he tells you about it you end up giving him two extra tupperware containers full of sweets that you insist he gives to his segments, especially the younger ones. If he doesn’t, you’ll just show up to his lab and give your freshly baked desserts to them yourself 

-ˋˏ Sometimes Dottore tries to bake with you, but you always get frustrated that he never makes the desserts look nice. He just takes up space in your shared kitchen when he tries to help; which you tell him that by staying out of your way he’s helping 

-ˋˏ You’re also the designated cook since he doesn’t really have any skills in the kitchen outside of knowing the technical stuff. The man is too busy fiddling with machines and organs to know about how to properly sear a steak 

-ˋˏ His favorite meal of yours is a simple steak paired with a good, dry Malbec. You’re always setting up the table when he gets back from work, to which he always hugs you from the back to greet you. One time you didn’t hear him come in and you accidentally dropped the plate you were holding (you made him eat it as punishment. five second rule) 

-ˋˏ On the rare times he works from home you insist that he doesn’t need to help you with chores, no matter how much he offers (which wasn’t that often to begin with, but at least he offered. like..... once). Instead, he’d get settled on the kitchen table while you wash the dishes, vacuum, etc 

-ˋˏ Some days you’d be in comfortable silence, while on other days you’d listen to him ranting about how irritating his coworkers are, or about how much he wants to fire some of his underlings because they’re “so incompetent”. Thankfully you can calm him down before he,, makes an angry phone call 

-ˋˏ You don’t get the chance to visit him at work that often, so you revel in the times where he’s able to work from home. But since you can’t go see him that often, it means you don’t see his clones either 

 -ˋˏ The older segments would refrain from asking about you (because you’re Prime’s wife, not theirs. he’s yelled at them multiple times about it. bro’s possessive) while the younger ones would consistently bother him about your whereabouts. He insists that he hates it when they ask, but inwardly he imagines how you’d take care of them. (is it to heal his inner child or to imagine how good of a mother you could be? maybe both, but he wouldn’t admit to the former) 

✧✧✧ 

-ˋˏ Childe would have been your housewife if he wasn’t a Harbinger. point blank 

-ˋˏ Buuuut, since he isn’t, he makes sure to take care of you. You’re always cleaning after him, cleaning him sometimes, and overall taking up more tasks than he thought you could (should) chew. Of course, you did it all out of love and didn’t expect him to owe you anything, but he’d feel bad if he didn’t help at least a little bit 

-ˋˏ So once or twice a week (depending on when his schedule allows it) you’ll both be cleaning the house and doing chores together 

-ˋˏ You’re both listening to music while sweeping the floor, reorganizing the pantry, wiping down the counters..... getting as much done as you can before Childe decides he’d rather have you sat up on a counter while he nestles himself closer to you 

-ˋˏ He always buys the best appliances for your sake since you’re the one that’s home most of the time. That one really expensive, cordless vacuum cleaner you saw at the store? He bought it. A duster with a retractable handle that can help you reach the top of shelves without you needing to stand on a chair to clean? Childe bought it before you could even ask. That really cute cherry-shaped deep dish with matching baking utensils you saw at the store together? He’s carrying it to your car right now 

-ˋˏ Though while he does buy really useful things, he balances it out by getting you unnecessary items. Like a frilly pink apron with Kiss the cook embroidered in cursive on it, or a soup ladle that looks like the Loch Ness monster but I digress 

-ˋˏ Childe is 100% a family man- so, as a result, he's thought about having his own family with you. After seeing you indulging Teucer and his siblings’ shenanigans, he absolutely wants to have kids with you and have you do things like read books to them, make them lunch to bring to school, etcetc 

-ˋˏ Loves to come back home from work to you, smelling the fresh aroma of dinner wafting in the air 

-ˋˏ He loves your cooking!! Can’t get enough of it, especially when he comes back from training and he’s all spent. Whether it be your homemade soup, a hearty meaty meal, or a pasta dish he’ll always devour whatever you make 

-ˋˏ You make extra portions of chicken, steak, whatever protein-filled meal when he’s bulking so he can bring leftovers to work to eat them after sparring sessions. It makes everyone else jealous (which is partly his intention lol) 

-ˋˏ Boasts about you to his coworkers and agents below him, always saying “my wife” with a lovesick smile on his face 

-ˋˏ Has a whole bunch of photos of you in his office, ranging from cute candid pictures to professional, framed photos on his desk, and a tasteful polaroid of you in his wallet. Adores showing you off to others (except the photo he has in his wallet, of course. that’s for his eyes only), so much so that sometimes his underlings try to come up with excuses to leave because he goes on and on and on........ what can he say, he loves his cute housewife !!

[beatleswings]

I've been sick with COVID for days so might as well share one of my world famous CarDon headcanons. Here is how they would be if they got sick.

When Carmen gets sick

Don really worries for his girl. "Oh mi amor, ¿estás bien?" he would always ask with concern or say "pobrecita" and spoils her even more. She lets him know repeatedly that she's fine even though she sometimes isn't. She just doesn't want to worry him.

He brings her a bouquet of roses with balloons and a get well card filled with cute, cheesy stuff. He even buys her a stuffed animal. Carmen is very touched by it.

He makes her a chicken soup and even if it isn't the best, Carmen still eats it because she knows Don made it with love.

And whatever Carmen wants, he gets it for her.

He always gives her medicine and checks her temperature to see if her fever is down.

He never leaves her side but sometimes leaves the room to let her rest alone though sometimes Carmen wants him by her side.

If Carmen gets sick and if it falls on a day where Don hangs out with Hondo, Hugger and Tiger, he lets them know and apologizes. Thankfully they are understanding and encourage Don to be with her.

Carmen hates being sick but if there's something she likes when she's sick, spending more time with Don and Don nursing her back to health. She loves him even more when he's caring for her.

When Don gets sick

Oh Don, that's a different story. He is super dramatic when he learns he sick, complaining that he's too pretty to be sick and that he's going to die. :p

When Carmen tells the Major Circuit guys Don is sick, they would tell "good luck with that" because they are aware of how dramatic and needy he can get.

Yes, he is needy and I mean REALLY NEEDY. He would beg Carmen to be with him (which of course she would say yes to and stays by his bedside) and have her spoon feed him soup (he's used the excuse he's too tired to grab the spoon), read him a story or an article from a magazine and give kisses (even though Carmen doesn't want to catch his cold).

Even though his whining and his neediness can be too much, Carmen still does what Don wants because she loves him and because she loves to spoil him, in fact, that's why Don acts so needy. Heck, she finds it adorable.

Carmen always makes him a chicken soup with buttered saltine crackers on the side.

She will also make him anything he wants be it cookies, preferably red velvet cookies.

When he has a cold, he leaves the tissues everywhere.

Oh and cough medicine, he hates it. It takes Carmen bribing him to take it, even if it means pinching his nose to take it.

As a get well gift, she brings him roses and a get well card complete with a balloon and a plush. She also gets the Major Circuit guys to send get well stuff. Don is really touched.

When they're BOTH sick

Oh boy, when they're sick at the same time, Carmen is still her calm self and Don is still his dramatic self.

They are in the same bed be it a cold or when they get food poisoning. The latter, the worst part is when they BOTH have to get up to go to the bathroom and they have to battle over who gets the toilet first.

Even in sickness, they try to make each other feel better.

They watch a movie together either in bed or on the couch with a bowl of chicken soup.

They both take their medicine together. Don, hating cough medicine, will be okay taking it when Carmen takes it too.

Being the lovable cheeseballs they are, they send each other get well cards filled with super loved dovey stuff and a rose.

[sundove88]

A Cookie’s Best Friend- A Cookie Run One Shot

This is my headcanon fanfic on how Red Velvet met Chiffon for the first time- complete with an added dosage of cuteness.

The Tower of Sweet Chaos swarmed with activity as Red Velvet Cookie, commander of the Cake army, patrolled it. “My soldiers, the time for Dark Enchantress to rule this world will dawn upon us soon.” He said, scratching each one of them on the head and giving them extra treats. The Cake Hounds barked, the Cake Wolves howled, and the other cake monsters cheered wildly as their commander made his way towards the evil cookie.

“My, Red Velvet Cookie! You’re doing quite well. Say, have you checked up on any of the new recruits?” Asked Dark Enchantress Cookie. “They’re all doing well and ready to March into battle.” Red Velvet informed her. Suddenly, a whimpering sound was heard from deep within the tower. What could that possibly be? Red Velvet Cookie wondered. Following the noise, the Cake army commander could not believe what was before his eyes.

In front of him, was the smallest cake hound you could ever see. His fur was white and golden brown, his ears were strawberry red, and his eyes sparkled with stars. “It looks like we’ve got a runt… but then again, all creatures deserve a chance to live.” Red Velvet said to himself as the puppy backed into a corner, still scared. “Hello, little one. Are you the cake that was left in the oven while your siblings marched onwards?” Red Velvet asked as he picked up the small cake hound. The puppy responded with a sad whimper, as if to say yes.

“Red Velvet! Where are you?!” Came a voice from the outside. It was Pomegranate Cookie, and she wasn’t that impressed with how Red Velvet Cookie was spending his time. “Oh! Pom! You were looking for me, right? Well, I have something to show everyone, and you will be pretty surprised by it.” Red Velvet replied as he walked out of the tower, still carrying the tiny cake hound in his giant claw-hand. “It’s alright, little buddy. You’re going to be ok.” Red Velvet whispered.

The moment he and Pomegranate arrived in the meeting room, Red Velvet opened up his cake hand to reveal what he was carrying- a tiny cake hound puppy who was very scared; but also very curious. “So THAT’S what you were smuggling the whole time!” Schwarzwalder yelled in surprise. “Whoa! Whoa! You’ll scare him!” Red Velvet said as the puppy began whimpering. “Oooh! Puppy!” Poison Mushroom Cookie replied. “And that’s where the noise from earlier was coming from!” Licorice Cookie added. “Look. He’s very… cute, to say the least.” Dark Choco said as his comrade took the cake hound to his room, where a puppy bed lay; as well as bowls for food and water.

“Here you go, little one. I hope that you can be as strong as your comrades.” Red Velvet replied as he coaxed the tiny puppy towards the food and water. All of a sudden, the cake hound began running around and eating and drinking. “Look at that! You’ve finally opened up!” Red Velvet exclaimed in amazement. And just as he said that, the small cake hound leapt into his arms, as if to snuggle up to him. “You really like me, don’t you? Well, let’s figure out your name. What shall I name you?” The commander replied as he picked up the puppy.

A few moments later, Red Velvet set out pieces of paper with names on them. “Go on and choose, little one.” He said as the Cake hound bounded towards one- that paper having the name “CHIFFON” on it. “From now on, you will be called… Chiffon! Oh, Chiffon! We are going to be brothers in armor, that’s for sure!” Red Velvet cried as he picked up Chiffon and gave him some well deserving head pats. There was no doubt about it- Red Velvet had found his comrade for life.

The End

[microraptorreactor]

parrying the fandom ask game back at you. 3 and 15 to you too, with a side of 22 for v2

wow we bounce eachothers attacks around just like ultrakill.....

3. Notp?

I have a couple, which are mostly just ships I don't see the dynamic for and think are kinda overrated. Red Velvet x Pastry from Cookie Run: Kingdom is my least favorite for sure. I love the characters separately but there's no way I could see them kissing. Something about Pastry fundamentally hating Red Velvet for being part cake and not really questioning that hatred makes me go bleh.

15. Have you noticed your style change over time?

ohmygod yes. I've been doing digital art since 2018 and uh. I sure have gotten better. Here's the earliest digital art I still have:

My word. Who let me touch an art tablet. I couldn't even color inside the lines T-T The airbrush, the misused gaussian blur, the god-awful cell shading, this is the embodiment of a beginner artist on DeviantArt.

Ironically all the techniques I used with that are ones I still use. cell-shaded characters with 'painted' backgrounds is still how I draw, I'm just considerably better at it. Here's some recent-ish art that uses the same methods! (+layer masks and filters. I didn't know what a clipping layer was in 2018 lmao) I definitely haven't posted before no sir.

and for writing? Gah. I don't even want to open my early fanfics they are SO BAD. I'll find a snippet of one of my early warframe works, but I apologize in advance for spelling/grammar I was a twelve year old with dyslexia. Here's two very similar scenes (an unconscious, dying character who isn't really aware of where they are being comforted), one is from a 2018 warframe fanfiction and the other I wrote recently. It's uh. A little bit of a difference. (other then that Solar lives and V2 doesn't)

22. Give us a headcanon for (V2)

Another? Alright then! Even in the canon events of Ultrakill I don't really think V2 is that aggressive. Look they run away crying with their head in their hands. They bow politely. That robot wants to curl up with a blanket but unfortunately hell says its time to kill 98420934 people.

I also think V2 has better hygiene then V1. Just in general. I think they try to keep themselves mostly clean and smelling nice. It didn't like greed because the sand got stuck in its armor and started getting caught in pistons and such, and there wasn't anywhere to wash it off. Plus a couple layers of blood and the poor thang just feels nasty.

[stargazeraldroth]

Pastry Cookie Headcanons

... Which may or may not originate from my main AU and personal interpretation of her character. Yeah, I have a tendency to do that. This contains slight spoilers for the Tower of Sweet Chaos and Cookie Odyssey.

- She views herself as aroace, but now she’s uncertain if that’s how she really feels or if it’s one of the effects of the Order’s brainwashing. She’s curious to explore her identity further, but fears potential consequences from Reverend Mother Cookie

- I feel like she wouldn’t be a big a fan of anime just because of the amount of fanservice, especially with younger-looking characters

- She wants to escape from the Order. She really does, but she’s aware that her every movement is being watched by the Shadow Sisters. She doesn’t know where they are, but she knows they’re there

- After the Tower of Sweet Chaos storyline, she started becoming haunted by the memories of those she “purged” due to being “unclean”. Some days are better than others, but it doesn’t help that the Order’s method of therapy is just praying, especially with what she now knows about the Witches

- She finds it harder to get out of bed now more than ever. She’s lost all motivation to pray and carry out her duties as a Sister of the Order, with the one thing keeping her going being the fact that her life is on the line now

- Really, she thinks of herself as more of an agnostic or atheist now, rather than someone who genuinely believes in the Order’s teachings. She doesn’t know what to believe anymore

- She desperately wants to uncover who she was before she joined the Order. She’s pretty much entirely forgotten who she was before she became a Sister, not even remembering her name, and she’s uncertain if her body is really her own

- She’s trained to be ambidextrous, but was baked right-handed

- The reason she tends to have one eye closed in her sprites is because she’s actually blind in one eye! It can either be a baking defect (this is why we don’t rebake our Cookies) or it could be the result of one of her missions

- I have two ideas for her background story. One idea is that she was an orphan from the Creme Republic who got brainwashed and indoctrinated, and the other is that she experienced something so traumatic before joining the Order that she repressed all of her memories, which is why they considered her “rebaked” as she stepped into her new life

- She sleeps on her stomach, drools, and has a very messy bedhead when she wakes up

- Her favorite color is periwinkle

- She wears a binder. Interpret that as you wish

- She has the virtues of chastity, diligence, humility, and temperance. She has the sin of wrath

- She’s very much aware of who the Cookies of Darkness are, aside from Dark Enchantress Cookie, Red Velvet Cookie, and Pomegranate Cookie. She knows who Dark Choco Cookie is, for example, and what he’s done

- ^When Dark Choco ditched the CoD and word got to the Order, she thought “Damn... maybe I can do that too”

- She would become a vigilante if given the opportunity. She doesn’t feel comfortable being in a normal Cookie society, given everything she’s been brainwashed into believing and everything she’s done, but she doesn’t feel comfortable with the Order existing either

- I can’t really see her going back to Red Velvet Cookie if she were to leave the St. Pastry Order. Not only do I feel like that would be a bad environment for her (surrounded by the Cakes she was taught and trained to slaughter, stuck in the place that traumatized her and shattered everything she thought she knew, stuck with the person she tried to kill due to those teachings and beliefs), but I also feel like Red Velvet Cookie wouldn’t trust her enough to let her stay. Which makes sense; she DID try to kill in the name of the Order, after all. How could he know if this was a trick or not?

- ^Besides, if she does leave the Order, what she needs is to discover herself and make her own choices and identity. Not become a blind follower of another Cookie/group. Plus, with all of her guilt and horror over knowing she was purging innocents the entire time, I don’t think she’d be onboard with attacking Cookies just because Dark Enchantress Cookie is going against the Witches

(Not to mention I feel like she’d be uncomfortable with how Pomegranate Cookie and Licorice Cookie both sorta hold Dark Enchantress Cookie in a god-like view, when she’s religious traumatized because of her own godly entities. She’d probably see too many parallels with the Order for her liking)

- This girl can’t cook to save her life (this will appear for a lot of characters)

- She also can’t style her hair to save her life. One of the other Sisters has to help her make her hair not look like a hot mess. But on the plus side, her hair is naturally that voluminous and very, very soft and fluffy

- She’s tall. Like, really tall. She’s actually taller than Reverend Mother Cookie

- Muscular Cookie woman. Big strong arms. Hug me

- She would be a fan of Melanie Martinez’s music and would listen to Lady Gaga’s “Bloody Mary” and “Judas”

[queen-rainy-love]

Hi! I saw other people send you little story request ideas for you to do? Apologies if I misunderstand.

I thought of possibly sending you a HC idea you can try snd write with? I have a specific HC I call Cake Cookies. Basically certain cookies with cake ingredients tend to be beast like and feral in certain ways. These cookies consist of Red Velvet, Crunchy Chip, Werewolf, Birthday Cake, Rollcake, Pancake, Strawberry Crepe and Gumball Cookie. I mostly focus on Red Velvet for now, as in the HC he has five kids. Gumball, RollCake, Pancake, Crepe and Cherry. Gumball is cake due to him having a confetti cake batter mixed with his cookie dough. Him and Crepe share the same dough, making them siblings. However their cake batters don’t match, causing different ingredients and flavors.

As for ages RollCake is the oldest at 14, Gumball is 12, Cherry is 10, Crepe is 9, and Pancake is 7.

As for a plot lemme think. Red Velvet basically has to watch four feral canine children and one feral girl who’s wild in a different way. He has typical dad energy. Semi strict and very protective of his kids.

You could do a plot of RollCake and Gumball trying to train their youngest siblings how to be proper cake hound fighters? RollCake can be semi stubborn while Gumball is rather protective and clingy with Crepe. Crepe isn’t always open for cake training without some kind of competition or reward at stake. Pancake just loves to copy his brother.

if this don’t work I apologize for the confusion, I’m new at this myself. As for other details I’ll link their bio sheets just in case- https://www.tumblr.com/itztheebrybry/710966538696540160/cake-kids-got-bio-sheets-baby-i-messed-up-my?source=share

Anyway uh if you decide to do this somehow good luck and I hope you have a good day/night! 💕

Hello! I do take writing requests.

Hmm. That's an interesting headcanon! I did get the chance to explore more of your headcanon AU and I love it! I always love to see other headcanons fans have. I don't mind writing this short story. In fact, I'm going to mix both story ideas.

*The story takes place in one of the houses in the Cookie Kingdom. Red Velvet was sleeping in his bed, not a care in the world. At least...he thought it was. The illusion was broken when a large weight fell on him. This woke him up.*

Gumball, Roll Cake, Pancake, Strawberry Crepe, and Cherry: Wake up!

Red Velvet:...

Pancake: Are you up?

Red Velvet: I'm awake. But why?

Roll Cake: You promised to train us to be Cake soldiers!

Red Velvet: I said that I would teach you how to survive with your powers. Not to become soldiers. *looks at Cherry* You aren't even a Cake Cookie. Why are you joining in on this?

Cherry: Because I want to make sure you actually train them. Otherwise, I'll get my sister involved. Since you also have to take care of me.

Red Velvet: You're lucky that I don't want to fight with her. Fine. All of you. Get off. Let me get dressed.

*The kids cheered and quickly left the room. Red Velvet sighed before getting up from bed. After ten minutes, Red Velvet and the kids were outside the house. Cherry sat at the sideline while Red Velvet started training with the Cake Cookie kids.*

Red Velvet: Remember! Use your stamina and speed against your opponent! Roll Cake! Remember your exercise!

Roll Cake: I know what I'm doing! *continues to do the same mistakes.*

Gumball: *notices Strawberry Crepe struggling to climb an obstacle* Strawberry Crepe! Do you need help getting up there?! I can help!

Strawberry Crepe: I got it! You don't have to help!

Gumball: I'm helping anyway!

Strawberry Crepe: I can beat you guys in this race!

Red Velvet: Not a race! *notices Pancake* Pancake! Stop copying your brother!

Pancake: But it looks fun!! *Continues to copy Roll Cake*

Red Velvet: ...How am I going to let them go out in the world like this?

Cherry: Maybe talk to them?

Red Velvet: Will that actually work?

Cherry: Maybe not...but you did promise to take care of them, didn't you?

*Red Velvet huffs but says nothing. Two hours later, they were eating lunch. The Cake Cookies were eating juicy meat and bones while Cherry ate her Jellies.*

Pancake: So...did we do good? Did we, Red Velvet?

*Red Velvet looked at the pups, his eyes hard. They shifted uncomfortable at first but relaxed when the older Cake Cookie let out a chuckle.*

Red Velvet: You all still have a long way to go before I'm comfortable of letting you survive on your own. *Smiles* But you've all made progress.

*The young Cake Cookies smiled...*

Red Velvet: But don't think this means you're allow to go on quests anytime soon.

Gumball: But Red Velvet!

Red Velvet: Don't but me pup! I'm only making sure you're safe until it's time.

Strawberry Crepe: Sooooo... you're taking care of us like a dad.

Red Velvet: ...

Roll Cake: I guess we should listen to Dad Velvet for now.

Red Velvet: Don't call me that.

Pancake and Cherry: Dad Velvet!!!

Red Velvet: Please don't...

Gumball: Too late! You're now Dad Velvet!!!

*All five children started chanting "Dad Velvet" over and over again. All while Red Velvet sighed but smiled.*

I won't lie...this would be a cute comic.

[valkerymillenia]

Happy Birthday! Sorry you can’t be with who you want to celebrate today, but I hope it’s a good one and you enjoy your cake 🎉🎂🥳

What did you think of s4 of The Umbrella Academy? Best things/ worst things?

Any fics or stuff you’re workin’ on now?

What are your favorite headcanons for your fav ship?

Thanks ❤️

Hey!

Sorry I took so long to reply but this whole week was hell, every single thing went wrong and I was having trouble focusing enough to answer.

Still, you're the only one that messaged me here and I'm deeply grateful 🥲

Either way- THANK YOU SO MUCH 💕💕💕

My birthday was horrible: couldn't be with my loved ones and the people I have close by didn't care, I barely slept because of pain on my wrist, got woken up way too early by telemarketing, got heavily rained on on my way to see a lawyer about the debt of house (to reason with them so they don't put us in courtb right now), lawyer turned out not to be there because she made a mistake with our appointment and went out of town, got rained on again, all my fun plans had been cancelled and narrowed down to just go with my one friend to a park with some caves (in another city) for the afternoon but the storm got so bad that the park closed down so that got cancelled too, we went to the mall to kill some time before the dinner we were going to have at the sushi restaurant but then her brother got stranded in another district and called her to come get him so all our dinner plans got cancelled too. We cut the cake in a parking lot in the rain so she could take some home with her and I ended up going home and having tasteless leftovers for dinner.

The only things I got for my birthday were the things I got for myself- cookies, cola and one single eyeshadow (couldn't even buy my meds).

It's also been a bad week in general for other reasons too (got sick, the lawyer thing threatening to make us loose our home, money issues, health issues, work issues, and so much more, just everything went wrong).

So yeah, it was terrible but that's why nice messages like this mean so much to me. Thank you.

On the plus side, I made my own cake (goth red velvet) and it was fun and delicious.

(actually made an extra cake too for my neighbors and coworkers because I had enough dough and fondant for it).

As for your questions...

Umbrella Academy s04?

Oh god, it was so bad, it disappointed me so much.

This was one of my all-time favorite shows, I even have an umbrella tattoo (helped by the fin fact that the siblings were born literal hours before me and how much I saw myself in the dysfunctionality of their lives at my age).

Here's the thing- the actors were still great, they always are and they put their whole heart into it, but Blackman fucked everything, it literally feels like he didn't actually want to do this season, the plot just felt so so so lazy and lacking in effort.

I was so happy that we were getting a final season to wrap up instead of cancellation but now I think I would have preferred the loose ends of season 3.

The bad:

Erasing character and relationship growth, the siblings grew so close and did so much to save each other but then in season 4 that didn't even want to be around each other anymore? Blackman took "dysfunctional family", threw away the "family" part and only kept the "dysfunctional".

Ray being handwaved away, Sloane being completely forgotten

Luther not even mentioning Sloane and becoming a happy little stripper, of all things?

The monkey body coming back with Luther's powers???? Wtf? His ape body mutation had NOTHING to do with his powers but they pretended not to remember season 1 at all. Plot hole right there. SO. GODDAMN. LAZY!

Everything about Diego and Lila's relationship and how much they hate their lives after children

Five and Lila???? Wtf???? And then Blackman saying it was because Five deserved love too and Lila was the easiest character to use that wasn't related to her? That's SO goddamn lazy??? And also, as if Five's live wasn't what moved the entire plot for the first season, and why does he need a romance? Ace people exist too and this romance just broke his heart anyway

Allison having no talent, not really learning anything from the previous seasons and making the same mistakes again

Klaus' whole growth tossed away for no reason, season 1 showed us why he needed drugs and season 2 showed us how he could stay sober with the new control he gained but season 4? Nah, let's nerf him, he's too well adjusted and wise now (if too paranoid), so he gets his powers back and goes straight back to drugs and terrible decisions for no real reason, his powers aren't even as terrifying and overwhelming as season 1, it's just there to cause drama

Five being willing to give up his family for a wasteland with Lila? So out of character

Ben... I don't even know where to start with Ben but honestly I could overlook his character's writing issues because of the context

Viktor always wanted to desperately to be a part of the family and then just straight up moves far away and avoids them all for years? Viktor turning so cold and distant and douchy?

Lila's fucking laser eyes? What a lazy way to nerf her character

I actually liked Abigail so much, the reasonable leash on the dog that is Reginald and actually kind, and then they give us that lazy plot twist? She could have been the desperately needed family member to actually show admiration and kindness to the siblings, something softer to lighten the atmosphere and make the ending more tragic and bittersweet but no, let's make her a manipulator

Trying to redeem Reginald not by teaching him a lesson and giving him growth but by presenting someone worse to the plot. Lazy

No musical number for the siblings, and a rather lazy (though not totally bad) soundtrack selection. I'm overusing the word lazy but it's the best word for this season

The fucking giant squid that could have been quirky and interesting but they NEVER EXPLAIN IT

Nobody really remembered the Jennifer incident but then who drew that picture of Jennifer from one of the previous seasons?

Really lazy explanations to fix plot points where they wrote themselves into a wall (including giving the siblings their powers back)

Scraping the Commission entirely

Pogo was done dirty too

The way they started calling it "marigold" as if that had always been a thing (and not a name Harlan came up with)

The "opposite magical particles" thing felt like a pretty lazy way to justify a new world ending threat too

THE GODDAMN FUCKING FLOWER ENDING????? What a slap in the face to the fans!!! Have these beloved characters go through hell and suffer so much for 4 seasons and then give us no catharsis, no balance, only more sacrifice "for a greater good"

The plot hole that even with the flower ending, all the people that exist because of the siblings are still there and their influence is absolutely not gone so why are they???

And so much more, if I keep going I'll give myself am aneurism.

Honestly, I tried to keep an open mind, I kept hoping all the bad was going to pay off in the end, that there would be a good plot twist or some degree of healing or something rewarding in the end, but there wasn't. I tried so hard to like it but by ep 5 I was just angry (should have known something was off when I saw that the episode count for this season was much smaller).

This season made me cry with how bad it turned out.

The good:

The acting was wonderful, you can feel the love these actors have for the roles and each other

The action scenes, incredible action scenes as always (but we could have had so much better one on one fight scenes)

Not awful soundtrack, it's good but still somehow feels half-assed

Reginald finally being told off and the siblings standing up to him, specially Viktor putting the asshole in his place

More of Claire! She finally gets a personality, though I would have loved more Gracie too

Finally addressing Ben and Jennifer

Interesting twists to having the powers back (that were sadly underused, wasted potential)

Klaus being buried alive was horrifying but a truly clever way to torture an immortal, that could have been so interesting for the plot and to address trauma and mental health but no, let's never mention trauma or lasting effects

Jennifer's town

Klaus calling out his siblings

Allison being a protective sister

The special effects

So yeah... I didn't like season 4 and I prefer not to think about it.

As for the other questions...

Any fics I'm working on?

Been on a bit of hiatus due to work, stress and health but I do have plans and will been posting updates to several of my fics soon.

Fav headcanons for my fav ship?

Look, this ask is long enough already, if I start talking about this we'll be here all day. Ask me again some other time 😉

[sleepingdeath-light]

Have a blurb, tha Bad4 headcanon has me wheezing. I believe it's based on a RCT and a headcanon. Again, I sincerely apologize for any errors.

Red Velvet was sitting on the couch honing his sword/knife, in (Y/N) Cookie's house. He was focused, making sure every part of his sword/knife was polished and sharpened, ensuring the perfect moment to slaughter anyone who comes his way.

His s/o, who had just walked into their living room with two plates of food, had a question for their boyfriend, as they glanced on a certain picture on the wall.

"Hey, sweetheart?" they asked, rather curiously.

Red Velvet stopped honing his sword and turned to look at them. "Hmm? Yes, babe?"

Their s/o, (Y/N) Cookie, pointed to a specific.. Cookie in the picture.

"Is this you, more specifically in your B.A.D 4 outfit?"

It took a few seconds for Red Velvet to register the question. But once he comprehended the question, his response already gave his answer away. He quickly looked away from his lover quickly.

"Yes, that was me. That was a.. One time mission.. A mission that had to be dealt with.. Accordingly."

Oh, they could tell how he wanted to bury his head in his hands. They felt so bad for "calling" him out. It was only a simple question, right? (Y/N) Cookie set the food down on a table nearby and sat beside him. They scooted closer to him.

"You know," they said as they link one of their hands with Red Velvet's larger hand, "There's nothing to be embarrassed about. Plus, I find you, in that outfit, quite handsome."

Red Velvet's eyes widened at the comment. He was not used to receiving any kind of affection. He couldn't believe it. He turned back to his s/o.

"Y-You mean it?" he said, visibly flustered.

His s/o smiled and nodded. "Of course, and sometimes, I wonder. Did you come straight from hell? Because, you are really, really hot."

This seem to break Red Velvet's mind. His faced turned a bright red. His eyes were still focused on his s/o, albeit his eyes were now dilated.

"Oh-um, I-" he stuttered.

(Y/N) Cookie had realized that Red Velvet had responded to them, by interlocking his cake fingers back. Just the response they wanted.

"People might think you are mean and evil, but to me, you are sweet like a cake, but you can also be slick like velvet. Plus, I heard that velvet material is soft, just like your love for the cakes. And.. Your love for me."

(Y/N) Cookie waited a few moments for his response, still not used to receiving affection. Finally though, they got another response.

Red Velvet smiled as he nuzzled (Y/N) Cookie's nose. He then scooted closer to his s/o, and he broke the link between their interlocking hands and instead moved his cake hand around (Y/N) Cookie's shoulder. They already knew what he wanted.

"Can we.. Cuddle please?" he asked. He always wanted to make sure his s/o is never uncomfortable whenever they're with him, if he can help it. (Y/N) Cookie chuckled.

"Of course, Red Velvet Cookie."

The cake commander and his partner. On the outside, he was a cake commander for the Cookies of Darkness, but on the inside, he was just a cookie who, just like most cookies, always wanted love.

And now he was cuddling with his partner, with one of his arms wrapped around their partner's waist while the other was grasping his sword. He doesn't want this precious moment to be disturbed.

"Will you always be my Hellhound?" they asked, looking up at their boyfriend.

Red Velvet smiled. "As long as you'll let me."

With that cake commander gave his partner a sweet kiss on the lips.

Aw this was a lovely read, thanks for sending it in anon ^^

[mayullla]

[ - Fairytale Picnic Event - Closed ]

Genshin and/or Naruto x Fantasy/Fairytale au

Ah- hello! You came just in time! How are you, it has been a while~ I just laid out the snacks and drinks on the blanket and was just gonna get something from the house. I kinda forgot the sugar cookies haha... You go on ahead, the picnic blanket should be under the cherry tree.

Hello everyone! It is finally here, a little event for you guys as a small thank you for helping me hit 1000 followers I am so happy that you like the things that I post and hope you continue to read them! *sweats* The event ends at June 30 2022 so watch out for that! Well? get going now! Follow the path and maybe you will meet a certain fellow!

Request list

How to send an ask~

You will be given three questions and from there you can pick what you want from the options listed below. (Send a hi too would also be nice!)

Example: I will pick the road to the lake and there I will meet Kaeya we will head to the picnic with roses and I will have cotton candy. Or you can just say: Cottage + Lily + Kakashi + Apple juice

Walking through the path of the garden the path ended up going two ways. In front of you was a sigh point where the paths go the first one goes to a small lake while the other one goes towards a small cottage. Which road will you pick? (pick one)

Go to the lake if you want gn reader Go to the cottage if you want fem reader

You noticed how many beautiful flowers there were but there were two that caught your eyes. You picked one.

A lovely Rose ;; Romantic Yandere (10/15 request) A pretty Lily ;; Platonic yandere (6/15 request) A bundle of Lavender ;; Romantic (8/8 request) A single Daisy ;; Platonic (2/5 request) So that I don't get too much of one type there will be limits. If they are somewhat even I will start increasing the limit.

Choosing your path you passed by pretty flowers and cute garden decorations you soon reach the destination the sign pointed to and see? (pick one)

Genshin ;; Zhongli, Venti, Thoma, Childe, Ayato, Kaeya, Diluc, Albedo Platonic only ;; Xiao, Chongyun, Xingqiu

Naruto ;; Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Itachi, Shisui, Obito/Tobi, Deidara, Sasori, Kisame, Pein, Kakuzu

It seems that they have been here for a while and ask if they could join you to your picnic, maybe they were lost and could not get out of the huge garden, maybe they were just hungry or maybe they just wanted to spend time with you. In the end, you finally reached the picnic place, taking a seat you saw all the food laid out on the blanket and you wondered if Mayu may have overdone it a bit. (pick one only!)

Deserts and Sweets (optional)

Caramel pudding; vampire au

Apple pie; fairy / pixies au

Chocolate brownie; mermaid / siren au

Red velvet cake; android au

Cotton candy; witch/wizard au

Blueberry tarts; naga au

Ice cream sandwiches; arranged marriage au (only yandere/romantic)

Oreo cookies; royalty / nobility au

Peanut butter cookies; love potion au (only yandere/romantic)

Chocolate churros; villain au

Tiramisu; body gaurd / knight au

Sugar-coated donuts; ghost au

Dark chocolate waffles; maid / butler / servant au

Vanilla Macarons; make a wish / magic au

Or do you want a Drink? (optional)

Apple juice; Little red riding hood

Strawberry milkshake; Pinocchio

Caramel Coffee; Alice in wonderland

Black Coffee; Sleeping beauty

Tea; Other fairytales *For tea you can tell me a fairytale of your choosing; just note that I might not know the story and incase if I don't know I will let you know to send another request again.

This will take a while to write, I am going to write drabbles but unlike the genshin team comp request, most ask would probably be longer than that. So please be patient. I will write down all the requests I got below so if yours isn't there after 2 days of sending it send another one.

Request list

All requests are in a form of drabbles or if my hands slip a one-shot almost. No headcanons. (probably)

Follow me if you are gonna send a request and you are not gonna be anon. I lose a lot of motivation when I find out that people just want to take and leave when they got what they want.

[rxspbrrry]

Hello!! since requests are still open, i was wondering if you could do red velvet cookie dating headcanons??? :3

sure thing! anything for red velvet <3

thank you for the request, anon! hope you like this one!

characters ; red velvet notes ; gn reader, fluff, headcanons

frankly there isn't much difference between pre-confession and dating. he's still infatuated so badly with you all the same, the only difference is that he gets to legally kiss you now AHAHDAHASHDKJA

literally one of those boyfriends who carry everything for you. he's got a cake arm that's super big and strong, and no matter how you insist, he tells you he doesn't mind helping you carry your stuff even if it's really light or small. he just wants to do something for you 😭 so let him or he'll be sad!!

many, many garden walks. he loves to hold your hand in his giant cake one and caress it while strolling. despite how scary looking his cake arm may be, the way he cradles your hands is surprisingly gentle.

i really can't think of anymore general headcanons because i've said most of them in his crush headcanons... take some sweet scenarios instead <3

imagine him practically ranting out his love for you in sweet cheesy words you swear you've never heard escape his tongue before. he runs a hand through your hair as you're asleep (or he assumes you to be), not knowing that your flustered self, still pretending to be asleep, is hearing every single word he's saying. you never get to tell him that fact, but the memory of him just belting his love out to you with a stupid, smitten smile on his face is enough to make your face burst into flames.

sometimes he stares at you for minutes on end without reason. sometimes he notices you looking back at him with a questioning smile, and he turns away in embarrassment, knowing he had been caught. sometimes he doesn't notice, and continues looking dazedly at you, thinking how lucky of a cookie he is to be able to date someone as beautiful and amazing as you.

you also tend to absentmindedly play with his cake arm, because its always so fascinating and pretty <333 he used to be really flustered by this action in the past, but now he's gotten used to it and sighs blissfully whenever you play with the cake fingers.

he starts to adopt your hobbies as well,, he wants to do everything with you 😔🙏 he can have my whole heart idc

[palesmokeisinthevoid]

Welcome back to me drawing over chaotic images, which is a surprisingly good way to improve on anatomy

This was a draw the squad

I headcanon that Red velvet owns the Jampie diner and that Cocoa works there (both were originally on my main Crk team)

Cocoa only knows how to make hot chocolate and so on her first few days Red velvet had to teach her to cook

During this time Adventurer and Espresso went on a date (I have yet to get Madeleine, so that's why he also isn't there) and didn't get their food for nearly an hour and a half

(Wizard is the one taking the photo)

Ah yes

Siblings

Angel is the kindest and least troublemaking of their siblings, it does not mean they are the least chaotic, that title goes to Wizard.

Angel, Snow sugar, Devil and Wizard go out and have fun.

Yet another draw the squad, this time I accidentally made an au out of it that I like to dub "7 idiots, a fed up realist, a shark, and a canoe

Dark enchantress sent almost the entirety of the cookies of darkness to go grab Magnolia (oc) and Sunflower (oc) for a family reunion, they only got Magnolia.

Somehow they got stuck out at sea on the way back from getting her

There isn't even a sea on the way to the fortress, their going in the completely wrong direction

Pomegranate is trying to atleast get Licorice soggy, and at most have to never deal with him again, but the only thing about him that seems soggy is his clothes... interesting.

Earl grey is trying to stop Pomegranate

Dark Choco just watches in utter confusion

The only thing that makes Poison mushroom sick is the ocean, no one knows how this of all things make them sick out of everything else.

Magnolia is done with everyone's shit, and almost always has a resting bitch face

Red velvet always wanted to do that thing that a ship captain does where they point forward, but on a boat, and a canoe is close enough.

Strawberry crepe wants to make a water waffle bot that looks like a shark

Also it's obvious who the Shark is

Wind archer accidentally shot Millennial tree, and for whatever reason went to the hospital despite 2/3 of the cookies in the forest practically being gods and the other 1/3 being a demi-god (or as I like to call Demi-gods here, Demi-dary)

Wind Archer feels absolutely awful, Millennial tree is just laughing it off, and Honeydew melon is only here because I don't think they would leave someone who nearly burnt the forest down over bees alone, while the bees are there

Also Dr bones, my beloved

[vs-redemption]

Soft Sunday

Cause I’m feeling softy soft we baking. I didn’t make any of this I made carrot cake instead for the weekend. Maybe next Sunday I’ll make brownies.

Osamu

helps you bake your grandma red velvet cheesecake. Which is cool cause he knows his way around the kitchen. Eventually y’all try to make mochi favored one. Failed. So y’all stick with grandma recipe instead. Needless to say Osamu gets excited whenever he sees you take out the ingredients for your delicious red velvet cheesecake cake.

Atsumu: baby loves ooey gooey chocolate brownies and it’s an easy thing to bake. Hey y’all fight over the spoon. This time he pours the brownie batter over the chocolate chip cookie batter. Best thing ever!

Mattsun loves cookies and helping you bake them is his pleasure. Of course you make double the batch cause he is basically a Cookie Monster😁

Kuroo not much of a baker but it’s fun to see him help the kiddo(s) attempt to make your favorite chocolate cake. Sure the cake and the icing is lopsided but it was made with love.

Bokuto is your taste tester professional. Trying out new cupcake recipes and flavors? He doesn’t mind at all. Tells you this is why he works out so much. So he can eat all the cupcakes you make. He will nicely tell you when a flavor combo aint it and make suggestions for you try next time. If he wasn’t a pro volleyball player he most likely would be a bbq pit master. Thought I was gonna say baker😂

Sakusa learns how to make macarons he loves the many flavors you can create. Man is addicted to them now. Every other Sunday he makes some to try out different flavor combinations. This Sunday he tea flavored ones

Soft Sunday Baking Headcanons (Osamu, Atsumu, Mattsun, Kuroo, Bokuto, Sakusa)

I wish I had some recipes in my family because sharing them with Osamu sounds so wholesome and fun. He feels so moved that you want to share something special like that with him, and he'll be sure to teach you a few of his secret recipes too. Of course, he makes you promise not to share them with anyone. He also swears you to secrecy whenever you too mess up a recipe like the mochi one.

It's a little scary when Atsumu starts going off script and starts tampering with recipes or just straight up mixing them together, but sometimes the result turns out to be really good! He makes sure to rub it in Osamu's face and refuses to let his twin try whatever he made. What a brat.

Mattsun loves baking cookies with you, but he has a bad habit of sticking his finger in the batter to give it a little taste. You can try to reprimand him for it, but he'll just smirk before kissing you so that you can have a taste too. It's hard to stay mad when you're stammering and blushing over his antics.

After the first time Kuroo attempts to make the cake with the kids, you have to lay some ground rules after because he let them put way too many different kinds of frosting, sprinkles, chocolate chips, fruit and everything else on it. You don't mind how the cake looks, but it has to at least be edible. They seem to do a little better each time now, but there's still a long way to go!

Great, now I'm picturing beefy Bokuto standing in front of a BBQ, handsome grin on his face and completely oblivious to how good he looks with those bulging biceps and broad back. okay... focus... cupcakes. He feels bad when you make one that doesn't taste quite right, but you know he will hype up the ones he loves and encourage all his friends to try them too!

Okay, so imagine Sakusa gets Pinterest and spends his free time looking up new creative flavors of macarons. He's got so many ideas pinned and he can't believe how invested he is in this. He'd be embarrassed if anyone discovered the app on his phone, but he'd play it off like it was no big deal.

Share your Soft Sunday Headcanons!

[juiceboxesheadcanons]

I finally figured out how to send asks on mobile :D Got any headcanons for how Illumi, Hisoka, (plus gon and Killua if it's not too much trouble) would decorate for Christmas? I just think that would be kinda poggers UwU

YESSSS I DO ACTUALLY! CANT WAIT TILL CHRISTMAS GUYS! I decided to just pin this post until the end of December so if anybody else wants any Christmas headcanons I’ll just add it here and I did put extra characters/headcanons because of that reason and if you want me to add anybody else just send in a request about it! (also dont mind the random juiceboxes I just left them out bc I don’t feel like adding new ones when adding random hc’s.) THANKS SO MUCH FOR REQUESTING! I’ll finish illumi and hisoka later but my food just arrived so I’m gonna go start on that first :)

Hunter x Hunter Christmas Event! This Event Includes The Main 4, The Adult Trio, The Phantom Troupe, The Zoldyck Family, The Freecss Family, And The Minor Characters!

Illumi

🧃 rich kid is gonna be the one with either nothing but a tree or literally is gonna go to the point of fake snow on the stair rails

🧃 it’s either nerf or nothing for this man. either go all out or don’t go at all mf

🧃 he likes Christmas except the fact it’s cold, girlie isn’t a fan of cold weather

🧃 he’ll probably do the jazz with the gingerbread cookies tho :’)

🧃 but yeah his tree’s gonna look like the ones in the movies with like all the height and the little balls with the perfect star on top bc babie is perfect so his tree should be too ✨

🧃 he says he doesn’t want anything but if you actually get him something he’ll be so touched-

🧃 he maybe will take a day off of fuck knows what to spend Christmas with anybody- 

🧃 okay we all know he’s spending Christmas with hisoka and we can’t change that 

🧃 poor baby he just wants to be held and feel the feeling of warmth again so he is a fan of hot chocolate

🧃 will not go out in the snow but he will go with you or anybody that wants to go outside and play

🧃 he isn’t a fan of dressing up but he’ll take his s/o out on a Christmas date (I will do a mini scenario/hc’s for this if you guys want.)

Hisoka

🧃 I feel if he wasn’t a pedophile or mass murderer they would hire him to work as a mall Santa Claus.

🧃 he’d probably do a color coded thing and the whole house would be that color

🧃 this mf would buy a gift for himself-

🧃 he wouldn’t do anything to his room and the biggest ick about him I have is that he has nothing in his room but a bed, dresser, desk, lamp, and nightstand like only the necessities so he wouldn’t do that much.

🧃 if he had a kid he’d 100% to elf on the shelf until they were like 16 years old and even use his nen ability to secretly make them move so the kid would believe in the magic for a while

🧃 he’s forcing illumi to come over cause he doesn’t want the little shit to be alone and sad on Christmas.

🧃 he got illumi a present

🧃 not a fan of those childish Christmas films but he’s pretty fond of the romance ones tbh

🧃 he literally never ends up under the mistletoe because everybody’s avoiding it so they won’t have to kiss the scary guy-

🧃 he can COOK asf so he’ll def make a feast for him and his s/o or just friends :)

Killua

🧃 he’s gonna be the most fun with all this, he want everything either blue, purple, or white. Literally he hates doing shit and not perfecting it (nikki minaj??)

🧃 he’d be the one to act like a mom saying “stupid I’m not buying that it’s too expensive!” and then you wake up with it under the tree- “you thought you weren’t getting it didn’t you?” I stg he is literally EVERY SINGLE MOTHER ON EARTH and it’s not even funny.

🧃 he wants to go play in the snow and make snow angels but he won’t say anything until you say something

🧃 hc that his ears and nose turn kinda red when it’s cold

🧃 he’s literally cooking a red velvet cake and there is no point in stopping him

🧃 he probably isn’t a morning christmas guy, he’s all for around 11-12 gifts so then you guys can bake cookies and play in the snow a ton because you got some energy stored up

🧃 this mf wants chocolate robots for Christmas and probably at one point in his life asked Santa for a new family but he didn’t deliver ig. (Illumi probably wrote him a fake Santa note saying that his family was better than everybody else’s.) 

🧃 his parents forced him to go sing those fucking Christmas songs when they know damn well those kids sound ratchet.

🧃 he ALWAYS ends up under the mistletoe with somebody. Even if it’s unintentional it always happens. 

🧃 a giant fan of wreaths for some reason? He puts one on every door.

Gon

🧃 his favorite holiday is Christmas so ohhh boy this is gonna be magical-

🧃 red green and white colors. you cannot change his mind literally that is what colors are in his head as soon as he hears the word Christmas.

🧃 the tree’s gonna be HUGE and he’s gonna want to decorate every room in the house. The bathroom, your room, his room, and yes he is that one neighbor with the fucking big ass lights outside-

🧃 he is a firm Santa believer he doesn’t take criticism. 

🧃 literally is going to wake everybody up at 6 fucking am to open gifts and everybody is gonna do it because can we really resist his pouty face? no. 

🧃 the joy on his face opening any gifts make it a fucking can of baked beans makes it all worth losing about 3-4 hours of sleep :,)

🧃 he probably wants toys for Christmas, I get he’s 14 but hxh doesn’t exactly have too much social media so he wouldn’t be trying to grow up too fast

🧃 he would get matching sleepwear for everybody except for some fucking reason it actually will look cute and he won’t just settle for a ugly ass tight suffocating elf sweater.

🧃 he believes Christmas is about spending time with your family and probably donated his old toys to a center so kids who didn’t have toys got some :)

🧃 he’s gonna make sure everybody has a good time, like every single person. it’s a  main protagonist thing I guess but I mean I applaud him for it.

🧃 doesn’t quite ever end up under the mistletoe with anybody but if he happened to he’d giggle and kiss their cheek in a friendly way.

Leorio

🧃 he’s gonna reuse the same fucking plastic wrinkled tree he’s been using for 12 years because the tree prices are “insane” even on sale.

🧃 he would be the one a Walmart ringing the little bell and forcing kurapika to sing with him because he needs the money.

🧃 his house is the one with rainbow colored little balls and it’s so ghetto but at the same time adorable

🧃 he is literally that one neighbor who gets the most snow and it’s the snow that’s basically ice and will take around 6 good days to shovel up.

🧃 maybe wont shovel out the snow too early because he wants killua and gon to have fun. 

🧃 he wants money for Christmas and nothing more, but kurapika tells him money isn’t a real gift and to ask for something else

🧃 even not being a morning person, he LIVES for morning Christmas.

🧃 probably eats snow.

🧃 he would try to cook and it might work actually

🧃 miss girl is plopped right down right next to gon watching elf on the shelf movies

🧃 he wears the Santa hat and is lowkey twinning with kurapika-

Kurapika

🧃 this bitch is gonna make you wait all fucking day to open gifts 😀

🧃 he thinks afternoon/nigh Christmas is the best. On Christmas eve he would literally sit down and watch movies with killua and gon for exactly 2 hours while leorio waits outside because kurapika wants him to sound like there’s somebody on the roof and kurapika can put the two children to bed and get a break for the rest of the night to finish gift wrapping and food making

🧃 hella good at wrapping gifts- commercial wrapping mf.

🧃 he thinks a white color coded Christmas looks best 

🧃 he’d give killua and gon like 150$ to buy Christmas stuff for their rooms and that’s lowkey just him trying his best he doesn’t know what the fuck else to do he isn’t a mom-

🧃 he might teach the other 3 traditional kurta songs his clan and him sung on Christmas.

🧃 he’s twinning with leorio cause he got the reindeer ears I mean get it ig- 

🧃 leorio is BEGGING kurapika to let him get a couple of drinks and kurapika’s like “YOURE GONNA STAY SOBER AND YOURE GONNA LIKE IT BITCH.”

🧃 he may or may not boys whatever they asked for and accidently on purpose use leorio’s credit card-

🧃 he just wants everybody to be happy, but can we blame him? it’s Christmas why wouldn’t he?

🧃 okay all wholesomeness aside he’s making leorio shovel the driveway.

Chrollo

🧃 he thinks this is like a romance thing

🧃 he’ll probably steal a gift or 2 for you ya know

🧃 I feel he’s the mf to have a black Christmas tree or a white one theres no in between

🧃 cookies are a yes

🧃 just go watch a classic romance movie one with him, it’ll give ya clear skin ma

🧃 he won’t decorate outside but inside will look magical asf

🧃 I think personally he’d wear a santa hat

🧃 probably would make a big phat juicy meal just for the two of you and he’d get gifts for the troupe if they cared about celebration

🧃 I feel the troupe isn’t big on that holiday stuff but if you felt like celebrating with him he’d be over the moon

🧃 he got that big tree though for no reason, he also takes the tree down the day after Christmas

🧃 Probably would give you a gift everyday leading up to christmas

Feitan

🧃 He probably was forced to sing carols and ring the bell on christmas as a kid-

🧃 he doesn’t really care much and won’t care to decorate but may or may not get you gifts

🧃 if you get him something he’ll have a small smile behind his mask 

🧃 he doesn’t wanna be in the cold just make some hot chocolate and watch a movie with him jeez

🧃 probably will wear reindeer horns if you insist

🧃 his favorite holiday is halloween but christmas is nice I guess

🧃 he probably would spend his entire day if he didn’t have a s/o with shalnark seeing who could figure out the christmas word find fastest

🧃 he’s gonna just see if theres anything he could steal for anybody

🧃 doesn’t bother with snow at all if there is snow he just doesn’t care to go outside when we got a perfectly nice house

🧃 firm believer in christmas isn’t about family it’s about gifts

🧃 he’s gonna get you something expensive though

Alluka

🧃 alluka the sweet princess is literally the neighbor that has the biggest brightest lights

🧃 she probably had her big brother killua come help her

🧃 her christmas tree is pink and white, and she decorated every square foot of her house

🧃 Christmas is her favorite holiday :)

🧃 she get’s everybody gifts and for christmas she wants some toys maybe to go shopping or something

🧃 snow angels are a must 100%

🧃 firm santa believer doesn’t take criticism.

🧃 she’s gonna be so happy just to spend time with people honestly even if nanika comes out she’s just gonna be happy

🧃 her gingerbread houses look absolutely amazing like please become a house builder sis-

🧃 she’s wearing matching sleepwear with killua and gon, probably doing a elf santa and reindeer theme which is adorable

🧃 this is the best day of her life and I’m living for it.

machi

🧃 This bitch is not a fan of anything

🧃 she want’s to paint those little christmas ball things and yeah

🧃 probably says she doesn’t want anything but some jewels or bracelets would be nice 

🧃 also isn’t a fan of snow but her house doesn’t get much to be honest

🧃 for the troupe she gives them like some bakery idem she made because why not that’s her family after all

🧃 probably wears fluffy socks on christmas and they’re like really adorable she just doesn’t realize it

🧃 she probably got something extra for shizuku idk I head canon them to be friends :)

🧃 she wont steal anything probably will buy or make it

🧃 omg machi stitching little christmas sweaters and socks omg that’s the highlight of my mother fucking day

🧃 her house if she decorates, is red and white.

Pakunoda

🧃 omg this beautiful woman I love so much

🧃 her house is white and blue and it’s all pretty

🧃 she has lights and stuff but doesn’t like overdo it or anything because she isn’t that jolly but might decorate a tree or two

🧃 she donates to animal shelters on christmas and literally it’s so cute

🧃 will probably get the troupe something specific that fits them or that they like because she isn’t trying to get somebody useless shit

🧃 for her s/o she’ll go out in the snow with them if they’d want

🧃 she buys the best gifts like that one aunt you don’t wanna give kisses but they always come through except we do wanna kiss her asf

🧃 she’ll wear machis socks that machi made her :,)

🧃 probably is the best person to have on christmas because just look at her

🧃 cuddles are everything just let’s just hug her while she watching a movie yes

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🧃 she thinks christmas is all about family

🧃 def an adult who says that they don’t want anything

🧃 she loves gons little handmade gifts or cards though

🧃 she decorates the house whatever way gon would want to cause you know he’s the only kid in the house

🧃 so basically her family has like a huge feast and everything and the food slaps

🧃 she makes gon wear this adorable sleepwear thing cause she thinks its cute

🧃 won’t let gon near any gifts before christmas

🧃 she’ll bundle gon up like a burrito if he wants to play in the snow which is adorable

🧃 she’s the mom like “you thought you wasn’t gonna get that huh? oh you welcome baby.”

Kalluto

🧃 this small little boy omg

🧃 he loves christmas but nobody really pays attention to him so he’s a little sad

🧃 with the troupe if they get him something he’ll be so excited but you won’t be able to tell :(

🧃 he’ll give people stuff because to him this is probably the most spirt he gets

🧃 he might just go sit out in the snow to enjoy the scenery 

🧃 he enjoys christmas eve most because of the vibes

🧃 doesn’t believe in santa but you know he’ll let alluka believe in it

🧃 probably a bit hurt killua wants to celebrate with alluka but not him tho

🧃 will ask killua if he wants anything def

🧃 might get illumi and milluki something if they let him

Milluki

🧃 he is always cooped up in the zoldyck house so they probably don’t decorate or celebrate but he still enjoys it

🧃 if illumi or something gets him a new game he’ll pretend he doesn’t care but he’ll appreciate it :)

🧃 he loves snow like yes

🧃 he might ask his siblings for something because his bitch ass parents wont buy him anything

🧃 yeah he doesn’t rlly give af but like yes

🧃 he probably just wants a new game or figure 

🧃 he might go online and talk to his online friends to see what they got and watch hauls on yt

🧃 probably the mf to want something that arrives in like july like damn pick something else

🧃 wont get anybody else anything sadly

🧃 we stan milluki here

THATS IT FOR NOW!! IM PLANNING ON ADDING SHALNARK, PHINKS, UVO, SHIZUKU SO IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER CHARACTERS YOU WANT JUST SEND IN REQUESTS! 😁🧃 this event does not include nsfw.

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@blacksteeldrake okay here’s the ice cream one!

chocolate: when was your first kiss?

I was fourteen, it was when my best friend was sleeping over. We were kind of experimenting...

french vanilla: how old are you?

I’m twenty! So boring, being twenty. 

cotton candy: three places you want to travel to?

Mississippi (one of my mutuals knows why and he can fight me), Great Britain, and Maine. I’ve already been to two of those places, but whatever. 

strawberry: a language you wish you could speak?

Italian. I already know Spanish and ASL, on top of my native English, and I’ve been writing a character who speaks Italian with his mother, so I’m already sort of learning. I can call people “fucking morons”. 

coffee: favorite cosmetic brands?

Um... Black eyeliner can be bought anywhere, and that’s pretty much all I wear. I’m a guy, you think I pay attention to that shit?

mint chocolate chip: indoors or outdoors?

I think each has a time and place. If I had a whole day where I could go to the beach, or the river, or something nice like that, I will enjoy it immensely. But I’m also happy to sit inside and read. 

cookie dough: do you play any instruments?

I played violin when I was in elementary school, and now it’s just the guitar.

rocky road: favorite songs at the moment?

Fuck you lol. I can’t pick! I have a playlist of over 1500 songs that I’ve labeled “favorites”, and I don’t even have close to all of the songs I want. Assume many of them are by the Eagles. But I suppose if you check the “lyrics” tag on my blog you’ll find a good portion. 

butter pecan: favorite songs for life?

Anything by the Eagles. That’s quite literally the only band I’ve listened to since birth. 

cheesecake: what's your zodiac sign?

I’m a cancer.

toasted coconut: the beach or the pool?

Beach! 

chocolate chip: what's your most popular post?

Um... I don’t really know. Wait, yes I do. It’s a headcanon post for my favorite TV show (House MD)

bubblegum: books or movies?

Books, by far.

pistachio: manga or anime?

Neither? Sadly, I only really got into one manga/anime but I never got a chance to finish it.

salted caramel: favorite movies?

Repo! The Genetic Opera, Harry Potter, Shawshank Redemption, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Dead Poet’s Society... A lot of Robin Williams movies... I think that covers it.

birthday cake: favorite books?

TOO MANY TO NAME

moose tracks: favorites for manga?

Fruits Basket.

orange sherbet: favorites for anime?

Fruits Basket and Ouran High School Host Club.

peanut butter: favorite academic subject?

Science. I loved physics and anatomy & physiology.

black raspberry: do you have any pets?

See Previous Ask Prompt Answer

mango: when and why did you start your blog?

Well, I’ve technically had this blog twice. I started it the first time in high school because everyone else was doing it. Second time, I made it because I needed a place to vent and just collect my thoughts. I’ve had it for three years total. 

mocha: ideal weather conditions?

Warm and rainy.

black cherry: four words that describe you?

Sarcastic

Asshole

Loving

Caring (I know these all contradict lol but it’s true)

neapolitan: things that stress you out?

Life. My anxiety disorders. 

raspberry truffle: favorite kind of music?

Classic rock, but I really just listen to what I like. I have almost everything on my computer (I really don’t listen to rap, that’s about it)

chocolate marshmallow: favorite brands of candy?

Just give me all of the Hershey’s chocolate. Now. 

toffee: a card game that you're good at?

Phase 10 and Garbage. I think that’s what the second one is called. Well, my dad and I play it. 

lemon custard: do you eat breakfast?

Nope. I can’t eat too early, otherwise I get sick. 

dark chocolate: turn ons?

Clean: respect, playfulness. Dirty: some serious dirty talk, dominance (I’m a serious submissive), and bondage. I wouldn’t quite say I’m into BDSM but I’m up there. 

fudge: turn offs?

Call me a bitch and I will kick you to the curb so fast you won’t remember what I’m wearing. 

peach: how do you relax?

I... don’t?

praline: a popular book you haven't read yet?

I haven’t read Lord of the Rings and I’m ashamed.

superman: do you like sweaters?

I do! So much!

cherry: do you drink tea or coffee?

Coffee. Bean juice is the superior of plant based drinks. 

dulce de leche: an instrument you wish you could play?

I think it would be awesome to know more piano than I do. I can do the basics. That’s about it. 

blackberry: have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

Oh god yeah. A lot of the times I hung out with my best friend. 

ginger: a new feature you wish tumblr could have?

Functionality. 

blueberry lemon: favorite blogs?

@thethirdencore, @just-hilson-things, and my mutuals. 

almond: favorite mean girls quote?

“Get in loser, we’re going shopping.” I say it all the time whenever I’m picking up one of my friends. 

butterscotch: what color are your nails right now?

No color. If they’re ever painted (which is super rarely) it’s black. 

cinnamon: have you ever been confessed to?

Yeah. 

blue moon: have you ever had a crush on someone?

*glances at heart* unfortunately.

cappuccino crunch: do you take naps?

Hell yeah. I’ a college student with a job. Naps are my life. 

mint: the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

In second grade, I kissed a girl on the cheek for opening my snack when I couldn’t. In a full cafeteria. 

brownie batter: do you like sushi?

I’m literally eating some as I answer this lol.

key lime: where do you want to be right now?

With someone...

red velvet: do you wear prescription glasses?

Yeah. I need new ones though.

green tea: favorite flavors of ice cream?

Chocolate and Cookies and Cream. One time my favorite brand came out with a chocolate ice cream with oreo cookies in it and it was literally the best thing ever but they discontinued it or something because I can’t find it anywhere now.

And there you have it! Thanks again for asking so many, so, so many questions.