#//Im glad you like the blog

[basketobread]

Not a question but randomly stumbled onto your blog when I was looking at the bg3 tag and the save me white woman comic is going to be a permanent intrusive thought with shadowheart

IM SO SORRY ANON FHSJSJSJSN i always play that phrase on a loop in my head when im playing bg3 with shadowheart and now i fear ive infected many other innocent people… please forgive me…

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

your honor they're everything

[transfem-kirito-truther]

Hello!!! Ever since I stumbled unto your blog I am a fervient follower of Trans Kirito!! So!!! I made this puppygirl fanart as a gift!!!

Here's the sketch of the first face I was gonna draw :3

OH MY GODDDDDDD??????? I LOVE HER????????????? This is becoming my phone background I swear to god oml thank you ohhhhh I love her dbdhgxhdhxh

[altschmerzes]

every time a post/poll goes around about being aspec and fandom shipping enjoyment/engagement/whatever im like. NOW can we stop acting like being an aromantic person who enjoys shipping is some kind of Weird Outlier Situation? can we stop acting like this is an Unpopular Opinion or even Persecuted Outcast Take rather than idk, the default standard, just like everywhere else? idk romance repulsed aromantics Yes Including Fiction aren’t the default or even a significant majority and it really drives me nuts when people act like aros who enjoy shipping are somehow Not exactly that.

[blown-to-kingdom-come]

okay maybe this guy still kinda rules

[moeblob]

Ohiwe (lady) and Ohime (man) aka the fire deity after they get punished.

Originally just "Oh", the fire deity had a bit too much fun with punishing humans and so in a means to stop them, the elder gods split them into two. So now they have to be together in order to have their "full" power but as before the split, they get restless and like to wander. So while one stays in their city, the other gets to go out and travel and see the world and check on the other deities.

Also, as a whole/singular being Oh would use they/them. After the split however, it's definitely not the same and so Ohiwe likes using female pronouns and Ohime uses male pronouns. That way when discussed as one, it's back to they. That feels best for them.

[coochellati]

We all know how much we love our Bruno smut and how hot he can be in them 😩

Which leads me to ask, how much experience do you think he has? Do you think he’s had past partners or flings? Or is he a virgin who’s learned techniques to please his partner motivated by his want to please them? And for funsies, what do you think is his length? 👀

Hi!!! First of all, I wanted to thank you for sending me this ask, because now I get an excuse to talk about my thoughts surrounding his love life!!! This is a topic I am very passionate about.

I'm very excited to share these headcanons because they’re something I’ve heavily discussed with @phosphor-escent / @cornerfortherats (Maggie) at random times during the past few months. She is a lovely person to hold a deep, analytical conversation about Bruno with. (And a lovely person all-around.)

Discussion is under the cut!!

Bruno Bucciarati has never been in a relationship, nor has he slept around. (He doesn’t strike me as the type to have one night stands—loyalty is one of his defining character traits.)

As for why he lacks experience, I believe that Bruno would be very hesitant to let someone into his dangerous life.

Whether you like it or not, being associated with Bruno Bucciarati means being tied to Passione, a reality he's well aware of. Having connections to the organization can be dangerous—Bruno's enemies could use his loved ones against him. Being someone who prioritizes the safety of those he cares for over his own, the fear of loved ones becoming harmed due to his affiliations is enough to prevent him from forming deep relationships.

After the events of Golden Wind, I imagine Bruno would have been promoted to either Underboss or Consigliere within Passione. Passione is an immensely powerful organization, especially under Giorno's leadership. (If you consider Purple Haze Feedback to be canon, you'll know that Giorno's Passione has power beyond anything Diavolo could have ever imagined, surpassing even that of any president.)

With such a high-ranking position, Bruno would undoubtedly have a significant target on his back—not that he wasn't already in a highly sought-after position as Capo.

Being an existing member of Passione may make it easier to form a relationship with Bruno, but it certainly doesn't make it easy. If Bruno holds a higher rank, (which is almost certain if Giorno is boss, and still quite likely even if Bruno is a Capo,) he'd know that the person he's involved with would become an even more significant target than they already are.

Naturally, that raises the question: what if this person holds the same rank as Bruno or even higher? Given Bruno's serious approach to his career, he would likely maintain professionalism, trying to avoid letting personal feelings interfere.

(I would also like to note that if the person he cared about wasn't in Passione and expressed a desire to join, Bruno would do everything in his power to keep them out of the organization, likely outright forbidding it.)

At this point, you may be thinking, "Why does Coochellati think getting into a relationship with Bruno would be so difficult? Other mafiosos get into relationships--just look at Tiziano and Squalo!" While yes, it is true that typical mafiosos aren't afraid to form close relationships with others, we know Bruno isn't your typical mafioso. To begin with, "typical mafiosos" don't become career criminals at the age of twelve. (This leads nicely into my next point.)

So, what's the underlying reason behind my belief that Bruno would have a hard time getting into a relationship?

Childhood Trauma.

At the ripe age of seven, Bruno Bucciarati experienced his parents' divorce. Divorce can be traumatizing--according to the University of Illinois Chicago, "Children of divorced parents are at an increased risk of [having] interpersonal relationship difficulties."

While not every child of divorce struggles in forming and maintaining relationships, evidence from Golden Wind suggests that this could be a factor for Bruno. His actions and behaviors indicate that his upbringing has left a lasting impact on the way he forms and maintains relationships.

The moment he was made to choose which parent he wanted to live with was likely traumatic, especially with the high stakes he was presented with. Despite knowing that living with his mother would provide him the opportunity to attend a good school, he knew his father needed his presence. He chose to risk the strong possibility of a bright future for his father's sake, and at just seven years old, Bruno had already learned to prioritize others' needs over his own. This only intensified over time--by the age of twelve, Bruno was willing to murder to protect his father, quick to throw away any hopes of having a good future.

Throughout Golden Wind, we repeatedly see Bruno sacrificing himself for the needs of others. For someone with a pattern of this behavior and is acutely aware of the danger his associations present, it’s more likely he would jeopardize his happiness to ensure his potential partner isn’t affected by his actions. Bruno would most likely push them away or cut contact entirely, depending on how closely connected to them he is.

OKAY, WITH ALL THAT DEEP STUFF OUT OF THE WAY, LET’S GET TO THE FUN PARTS!! ;)

How good is Bruno in bed?

Despite not having much experience, he’d be pretty damn good, I’d think. Why?

Being good in bed requires understanding what your partner needs, which can be achieved through communication and reading body language. Being able to read someone well is a highly valued skill in the bedroom, and Bruno is well known for his intuition.

Remember his lie-detecting ability?

Bruno can discern a liar by the taste of their sweat, but he doesn't need that ability to detect deception. He knew Giorno was lying long before tasting his sweat—why else would he have placed Leaky Eye Luka’s eyeball in Giorno’s hand? So, how did he know Giorno was lying? Although Bruno mentioned that Giorno wasn’t perspiring, (which he might have lied about,) he must have figured out Giorno was lying through other means. While the exact method is unclear, it’s evident that Bruno can read people like a book. Therefore, it wouldn’t be hard for him to understand your needs.

Additionally, to be good in bed, keen confidence is essential--this is another trait Bruno is famously known for. The Grateful Dead arc is a brilliant example of how well Bruno can act under pressure. In his fight against Prosciutto, Bruno quickly and confidently made the decision to throw himself and Prosciutto off the train to negate The Grateful Dead's aging effects, ensuring the safety of his squad and Trish. If Bruno can keep a cool head while jumping from a speeding train, it wouldn't be a stretch to believe that he would be confident in the bedroom--especially as he becomes more comfortable with you sexually.

During your first time together, he may feel pressured to ensure that you're enjoying yourself. Though Bruno typically maintains a good poker face under stress, his attempt to project his usual confidence may feel slightly off. Perhaps he isn’t speaking as often, or his hands feel more clammy than usual—small details like this reveal his nervousness. Regardless of whether you notice these signs, he’d focus so much attention on his partner that they wouldn’t perceive his anxiety. After all, this is about making his partner feel good.

(I like to imagine that Bruno would let out an unintentional whimper the first time he slides in.)

Another thing to note: as mentioned before, Bruno prioritizes the needs of those around him over his own. Golden Wind also shows us that he’s more comfortable when he's in control of a situation. These traits suggest he’d initially prefer taking on a dominant role in the bedroom, as it gives him control over ensuring his partner is feeling good.

Now for the best part.

I'm going to do you one better and give you a whole d!ck headcanon.

7.3 inches long, 2.625 inches wide. slight curve up. Uncut. Lion (CCA279) at the base, softens into Peach (F0C49C) mid-shaft. Tip is Atomic Tangerine (DF9C86.)

Here's a gradient for reference:

(As for cut or uncut? 2.6% of Italians are circumcised, so I’m willing to bet money that Bruno isn’t one of them. [This statistic was found in a study done in 2016.])

WHEW, I think that's everything--I hope at least. I'm sure I will have more to add to these thoughts in the future.

Before ending this, I wanted to quickly say that even though I (sometimes) state my headcanons as if they are fact I understand that this just is my interpretation of Bruno—everyone has differing opinions. It’s important to note that others’ headcanons are just as valid as mine. (I just happen to really like writing in an argumentative essay style, and this post is written in a style akin to it.)

Again, thank you for sending me this ask; I had a ton of fun writing my response. :)

[scribbledkingdomstuck]

hello there!! do you have anything about dualscar or eridan? sorry just a big fan, anyway love the au!!

ERIDAN: not includin the prince and princesses themselvves of course

ERIDAN: the crowwn prince demoted my father as regent twwo years ago and wwevve been dealin wwith the injustice of it all evver since

ERIDAN: wwell get it back of course

ERIDAN: and my brother is no help obvviously

ERIDAN: (wwhat a useless bitch)

[rat-n-atty]

ACKKK

YOUR SONA IS SO PRETTTYYY AND CUTE AND SMALL LIKE AHHHH 💖💖💖💖💖💖

AWWWWW IM GLAD YOU LIKE HER

But she always wasn't this pretty... 👁️ 👁️

I think a glow up was needed fr fr

Also, some more Atty pictures because I LOVE HER SM

While I was at it, I also added a tail to her design (which doesn't help the Ranboo allegations...)

[oya-oya-okay]

I love how a bunch of people (me included) collectively agreed that shishio needs more attention

omg... IT'S SO CUTE..😭😭😭 REALLY CUTE!! Thank you very much!!💕💕💕

[malwarechips]

i literally just met chompy but if anything happened to them id explode and die immediately.

[mausinly]

hello, I love ur blog <3 any dmitry bale and/or minotaur bale hcs? you can ignore if they're not ur cup of tea; thanks for sharing ur writings <3

HOW ARE ALL THE COOL PEOPLE FINDING ME??? WHO SENT YOU??? Legitimately, though, thank you so much! Being so serious I had no clue who either of these men were until I got this ask BUT NOW I DO HEHEHE

Ik you wanted headcanons but I saw bales arms and blacked out YALL KNOW HOW I AM ABOUT MEN WITH NICE ARMS 😫

Your head lifts slightly, the feeling of muscle flexing and moving under your cheek making you smile and open your eyes.

"You're doing it again." You tell him.

"No clue what you mean, куколка." He's already looking at you, eyes tired and amused as he smirks.

You let out a hum, as if to say "sure you dont". You relax your head against his arm again, only to feel his bicep flex moments later. You fix him a look and squint at him before you turn your head to bite into his bicep.

You don't bite him in earnest, just enough to feel the taut flesh squish under your teeth. Dmitry snorts and wraps his arm around your head to pull you into his chest, his lips splitting into a grin when you giggle.

You continue to playfully nom on him, pinching the fat of his bicep and the top of his chest between your teeth. You dare to let your hands wander as well, cheekily reaching down to squeeze his ass. Oh yeah, the military was definitely good to him.

Dmitry let out a flustered sound before laughing, his hand tilting your chin to pull your teeth from him and look at you.

"What on earth are you doing?" He asks you incredulously, the corners of his eyes creasing with the wideness of his smile.

"Shhh, don't worry about it." You silence him, unserious as you drag a finger over his lips.

He just rolls his eyes as you continue as you were, leaning down to kiss the top of your head. So odd, his darling is. You're lucky he finds it so endearing.

[elizakai]

Will it bother you if i ever want to spam like or reblog things ?? Some people hate that from what i’ve heard<

-🪆

whaaaaat :< of course i don’t hate it!!!

I think it’s really cute 🥹🌸 °o .*•.

[sporeclan]

I just wanted to tell you I am utterly OBSESSED with this concept. Additionally love your art. I desire to hold them gently.

THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON!!! <3<3<3 that means so much to me you have no idea! :'D

[appleasks]

What are your opinions on everyone in the hotel? This includes Angel Dust, Charlie, Vaggie, Alastor, Husk, Niffty, and Sir Pentious (R.I.P)

(Also, to the creator, your portrayal of Lucifer is amazing! So is Vox, both always make me laugh.)

"i  will  start  with  charlie  because  i'd  like  to—my  daughter  is  a  kind,  hardworking,  loyal  and  beautiful  girl  who  sees  the  potential  in  everyone,  and  i  am  nothing  if  not  proud  of  her.  i'd  hate  to  think  that  all  this  time,  she  thought  that  i  had  belittled  her  dreams  when  i  was  just  worried  for  her.  but  i'm  really  glad  we're  getting  somewhere  now,  i  hope  i  don't  ...  mess  things  up  again.  but  i'm  so,  so  glad  she  turned  out  to  be  so  self-sufficient  and  so  loving  like  her  mother.  you  know,  you  should  talk  to  her  when  she's  having  her  breaks.  she's  so  easy  and  delightful  to  be  around  but  she  just  ...  gets  wrapped  up  in  the  moment  so  easily  and  with  everything  that's  happened  it  doesn't  take  much  for  her  to  start  ...  well,  you  know,  overthinking,  haha—juuust  like  her  father.  but  she  doesn't  give  up.  i've  spent  so  much  time  watching  her  grow,  and  i  turn  my  back  for  a  few  seconds  and  she's  suddenly  come  into  her  own.  and  she  did  that  all  by  herself.  raised  this  hotel  from  nothing.  she's  ...  she's  amazing.  and  i  love  her.  i  love  her,  my  sun,  my  little  morningstar.  i  just  hopes  she  knows  that."

"ah,  angel  dust.  a  very  feminine  fella!  he's  very  confident  in  what  he  does  and  he's  very  tall.  though  it's  ...  i  don't  really  like  seeing  his  ads  around  pride—not  that  i  don't  like  looking  at  him!  i  just  think  that  knowing  someone  on  a  personal  level  starts  from  the  mind  and  not  the  body,  because  you  can't  control  the  body  you're  put  in,  not  on  earth  and  not  in  hell.  oh!  sorry,  haha,  i  digress—i  mean  to  say,  if  i  am  to  know  him  on  a  deeper  level  i'd  prefer  not  to  chance  upon  these  ...  images  of  him."

"oh,  right!  her  name  was  vaggie,  wasn't  it—apologies  for  mispronouncing  her  name,  she's  a  dear!  i  see  how  much  she  cared  about  charlie  and  quite  frankly,  i  ...  i  can  see  the  way  she  fights  for  my  daughter  and  ...  it's  strange,  i  feel  like  ...  i'm  closer  to  her  than  either  of  us  know.  despite  the  tough  shell  she  dons  she  believes  in  charlie's  dream  more  than  anything—she  was  there  for  charlie  where  i  ...  failed  to  be.  but  that  doesn't  matter,  i  couldn't  have  asked  for  a  better  woman  for  my  daughter."

"husk!  he  may  be  aloof  but  he  does  pack  a  punch  at  the  bar!  i've  had  the  pleasure  of  having  a,  uh  ...  chat  with  him  over  wine  before,  and,  he's  wiser  and  a  lot  more  mature  than  i  expected.  when  charlie  achieves  her  dream,  i  hope  husk  gets  what  he  truly  wants  from  all  this."

"niffty  ...  she  can  seem  scary  but  she  does  look  out  for  everyone  in  the  hotel!  she's  an  excellent  housekeeper  and  i'm  glad  to  have  her  in  the  crew!  she's  also  ...  incredibly  skilled  at  pest  control,  oh  lord—"

"oh,  dear.  sir  pentious.  i  know  he  died  for  the  hotel  before  i  got  to  know  him  on  a  more  personal  level,  but,  the  very  fact  that  he  died  for  my  daughter's  hotel,  my  daughter's cause—i  can't  help  but  think  he's  nothing  but  a  good  man.  he  died  a  good  man,  and  i  only  regret  being  unable  to  know  him  sooner."

"alexander  doesn't  deserve  my  saliva.  though,  i  guess  he's  been  ... docile  as  of  late."

[foursaints]

saints saints saints was theo’s star sweater modeled off a real life one and where do i find it pleasepleasepleaseplease

(theo is so skrunkly as well he’s actually made me go insane please do you know where hisbsweater woukdb enfrom)

what a world it would be, if i could have all the clothes i draw…. i’m so sorry anon!! i just made the sweater up because i want it to exist too!!

i get most of my sweaters off ebay/depop/poshmark, keywords being “chunky” “fair isle” “fisherman” “grandpa”? i don’t know if that helps