#//ITS OKAY DW ToT

[carlislesrequiem]

[They shake hands :D]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Frost.

Hello there, apologies for my absence. After the whole... vampire fae curse, I've been resting. I really don't know how Torbek survives with all that Witchlight in his system, and I'm a bit worried about how much I ingested.

After I passed out, I just woke up back in the Inn again. Does anyone know what happened?

[kairiscorner]

Hii! No need to rush but could you do a fic where the reader is also a spider-person and gets sucked into Miles’ dimension just like in itsv and noir and them get a long really well and end up being shipped by the rest? I think it’d be quite cute :D also sorry if this isn’t that elaborate ToT

hiya anon !! ╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯ dw about it !! i just hope you like this <:))

(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)

well, this was certainly a conundrum. the flashing lights of brooklyn practically blinded you, coupled with the sudden sounds and buzzing from the people, establishments, and cars passing by. you were disoriented, your spider sense was out of whack for the time being, and you could only wonder, 'this isn't my city... where am i?'

you aimlessly wandered around the city, accidentally bumping into people here and there, almost getting run over when you missed the green pedestrian light, and bumping into a few too many streetlamps. you hated how familiar yet foreign this city felt to you; one minute, you minding your own business while swinging around your city, doing your rounds and all. but as you were swinging... you felt yourself gravitate to something. everything else around you--leaves, newspapers, plastic bags, even you yourself were getting drawn to this force.

it turned out to be a portal that opened up from somewhere else into your world; and try as you might to resist it and its pull, you were eventually sucked in and thrown into this city. "what i would give to... find someone who had the slightest clue about what the hell is--oomph!" you exclaimed as you felt a slight tingle crawl up through your shoulders, raise the hairs on your arms and the back of your neck, but the sudden collision between you and what felt like a tall man had interrupted that sense of yours from telling you what, or who, exactly was in front of you.

"oh, good heavens, you okay there?" asked a gentlemanly, kind of dapper-sounding voice. the man you bumped into held you up, with you eventually clinging on to him as you nearly fell over due to how disoriented you were from this new city's endlessly bright lights and loud noises. "i'm fine... sorry." you murmured as the man held you up and dusted you off a little. you got a better look of the guy and he tipped his fedora a little, and you noticed when you glanced at his attire from head to toe, you felt the tingle again through your bones this time--and you could tell he did, too.

"you're like me." you both announced in unison. you sighed in relief and felt yourself smile from underneath your mask. "yeah! yeah, i am, and you are! ok, um... do you have any clue where we are?" you asked him, hoping the monochrome man in the trench coat and fedora had any idea where you two were, but it seemed he was just as lost as you were. "i'm afraid i'm in the dark about this whole place too. i was kind of hoping someone would come along and show me around, but i guess the universe is too much of a joker to take peter parker seriously." he said with a slight chuckle as you sighed in disappointment, now.

"well... guess we're both lost, parker, was it?" you asked him with a raised eyebrow as he tipped his fedora again and nodded. "peter benjamin parker, please to meet ya." he said as he extended his gloved hand. you introduced yourself, and you noticed peter looking over your spider suit in awe. "you have such... a wonderful taste in fashion." he said with a smile underneath his mask. you smiled back, without even seeing his smile. "thanks, i've been told it's a little too colorful, though. i was considering toning it down, but i'm glad you like it." you replied. "ah, i've got the same problem, too. a lot of people have told me my getup is more like a mortician than it is a private investigator, let alone as a 'superhero'." he rambled a little as you listened to him.

"i guess we both have our problems with how people see us, then. but it's better than facing those problems alone, no?" you asked as you looked up at him. "certainly is." he responded. you two had agreed to swing over to the nearest rooftop and find answers from there, and all the while, you two talked on and on about each other's home universes and the lives you two lived there. "sounds cool, your universe, i mean. what if i brought you like, maybe, a glow in the dark ceiling decor?" you offered, to which peter almost lost his grip from his webbing. "you decorate ceilings? with... things that 'glow in the dark'? fascinating..." he said as he held on to his webbing tighter and his hat as the wind threatened to blow it away. "i'd love to have you over, though! maybe after this whole debacle, i can show you all the finest spots my home has to offer!" he said as you two swung around, and you found yourself agreeing to it already before even knowing him for an hour.

after the whole collider fight, you rushed up to peter and embraced him tightly. "i knew you could make it out, with a champ like you, of course you would!" he exclaimed happily as he held you tightly. "and so did you, big man." you said as you chuckled in excitement and happiness at your group's victory. you could feel everyone else's eyes on you two, and the best part was... they were waiting for this moment to happen ever since you two joined their ensemble.

"i told you they had something going on together." peni said with a smile as ham held her hand, blowing a comically loud and exaggerated sniffle into a cloth he summoned from his hammerspace. "they were always destined to be in love!" he exclaimed as he cried into the cloth. you looked up to see them all looking at you and peter, and you immediately took your hands off him, a little hastily and still smiling widely like a dork. "we're just really happy we won!" you tried clearing it up, but peter wouldn't let go of you and still hugged you tightly. "yeah, we won, now lemme hug 'em, yeah?" peter said as the others chuckled, with some crying out of happiness for you two.

you looked at peter, with peter looking back at you. you placed both of your hands on his cheeks and smiled. "can i... visit your world for a little bit, when we find a way to do that safely?" you asked him as he leaned a little closer toward you. "oh, darling... i'd let you be with me every time. i do wanna see your world, too--maybe the universe will finally come along for peter benjamin parker now and let us be happy at each other's sides--" "oooookay, that's enough people, move along, chop chop, let's go home." said peter b as he cut off your peter at the sight of how loving he was being to you. "quick word of advice, if you two get married, never invest in a spider-themed restaurant, they will hate you forever." he whispered to your peter, who took mental note of that.

"guess this is... goodbye." you told him as you held his hand, not wanting to let go. "no, doll... it's a see you soon, i promise." he said as he swiftly planted a soft kiss on your forehead as he let go of your hand and lifted his mask up to show you his face--his charming, sweet smile that promised to meet you again very soon.

tags !! @thecoolerdor @miguelswifey04 @sabcandoit @binibinileonara @k4tsu3 @luvstarrstruck @maxoloqy @connors-cumslurper

[starzgaze]

Hai Haii!

Random question: you know the Types of people as Animals?? ie. The black cat, golden retriever, golden cat, black lab, ext.

Okay so what type of person do you think Jinwoo, Thomas Andre, Liu Zhigang and Cha hae in are? (Add any other character too if you want)

Also here's a link to a uquiz that started this decent into madness ahhdbd :

https://uquiz.com/quiz/Hg8xGo?p=3738430

Or you can search -> Are you a Black Cat or a Golden Retriever? By miacathart

(I got Golden Cat as a result btw if your curious.)

Honestly no pressure. You kinda seem like your going through it so I thought this could be a silly thing to cheer you up, even for a moment.

cheers,

✒️ nonnie

HII ✒️ NONNIE and erhrhrh dw about me im just err... going through it TOT but nice to see you again www also you're a golden cat?? so like... orange... right... u and me r twins

anyway yeahh!! i know about that and i think i got like... golden cat or orange cat in some quizzes and i meaan yeah I'm low-key air headed something is in my head and its not my brain nonnie!!

oh I've thought about that i think like wayyy way back i think it's like widely accepted that jinwoo is a black cat and i mean... i also agree but not the fact his whole fashion sense is just black black black but there's symbolism here and there such as black cats are seen as a symbol of death or bad luck is looming over you, mostly negative symbolism or ties with death which is fitting for our shadow monarch

not to mention have you seen those cat videos in the internet? especially the black cat videos where sometimes they're basically liquid and merges with their surroundings if it's reallyyy dark? yeah that's jinwoo can't convince otherwise, also the attitude?? jinwoo is a teeny weeny atleast sassy atleast, it's funny though.

also he fits it over all vibe too, he seems pretty distant at first but once he warms up and garners affection for you he wouldn't leave you alone even if he seems a bit distant.

for thomas I personally think he would be a dog type but not particularly a golden retriever or black lab either, probably a different breed of big dog that's purposely high maintenance and difficult to take care but also fiercly protective and loyal just how he is. probably a great Pyrenees or dogs that's mistakened as a lion or some big animal lmfaoo

he's huge and wild bro!! a bit violent here and there but it was mostly out of survival for him and his guildmates. other than that though i imagine he's a lovable guy like probably really nice to hug and hang around with like a big dog, not to mention he sort of has the attitude of one if you squint.

okay listen to me with zhigang. that man is not any of the listed animals if I'm being fr... zhigang would be a rooster... hear me out

actually not really a rooster only i had some other ideas or for other animals but none of them were mammals and mostly birds soo, he would be a bird. zhigang's personality is PROBABLY extroverted and a bit loud but it's fine because its liu zhigang

he seems to be a morning person to me, being a martial artist enthusiast and all. it's part of his routine to wake up early and drag any unfortunate person to his morning exercise and stretches that is soul crushing from how painful it is. also don't even try to sleep through his first call out to you for the morning exercise, he will become your personal rooster so just you can accompany him.

cha hae-in.... i honestly think she's a white cat just to contrast jinwoo but she's more of an angel to be with in general or I'm just biased to girls... anyway she seems more aloof and quiet compared to an orange cat or any dog breed except for a few probably but to me she's a cat from just how she strut in those panels lmfaoo

she seems to be the type to just space out or listen to you quietly before giving her own advice. hae-in is also elegant like a white cat bro have you seen her move or act? she's so poise and pretty especially when fighting with a sword.

but also she acts like a cat with her quiet... judging eyes or maybe out of the blue truthful words like cats that literally just swats you for no reason, just like how hae-in is with her advice that sometimes seem too blunt at times. (probably a reason why jong-in doesn't let her deal with conferences) but she's a great friend to be with! gentle and kind like a white cat heuughh i love her cutie patootie she's a girls girl

okay last one i talked about this one with some people and I'm sure about jinchul being a dog type but i have some thoughts on what type he would be or what breed. now that I've thought more about it, shiba inu would fit him ya know? intelligent dogs that's known for saving it's owners from danger and calamities just how jinchul save hunters and try to protect them and alsoo sort of has a resemblance to them lmfao

but he also fits being a border collie! that dog breed is known for herding sheep and protecting stuff! the breed is alert, loyal, and intelligent soo yeah i can also see jinchul being this type of dog too lmfaoo but probably an older one too just seeing how low-key tired he is judging from in game dialogue you can see whenever you meet him inside of the lobby

he's protective and attentive so what's not there to love? he's soo pookie I'm gonna squeeze him into a pulp someone stop me

also extra my sister told me she sees jinwoo as a ferret and i mean.. i see it actually and all this animal personality talk made me wanna do a hybrid au with these cutie pies i have ideas running in my head now

[tv-gh0st]

Oumota Monsters au

I have a tag now #Drv3 Monsters

i thinkkk im gonna make kaito a vampire might change eventually bc uhm im like hella indecisive

IF ANYONE HAS OPINIONS PUT IT IN TAGS PLZ PLZ PLZ

anyways i wanted to talk specifically about oumota in this post bc uhm there down bad for eachother

my main inspiration for this was the song Ghosting by mother mother (also i think its worth noting @lampochkaart also helped inspire this au with some art they made ty ty ty)

so i wanted a big premise of there realationship to be Kokichi Haunting Kaito

and bc im a hurt/comfert enjoyer i love it dearly<3 i think how they get together should be very hurt/comfort vibes ya know

like kaito gets fed up and wants kokichi out and kokichi whos down bad but has horrible coaping mechanisms(pushing everyone he loves away[WICH BTW I WANT TO INCLUDE IN HIS DEATH]) is like OKAY BRO I DONT NEED U

but a ghost without anyone to haunt is like

not great

and kaito straifht up doesnt realize hes down bad for kokichi is like fuck man

they have a depression arc where they both are like shit im in love but refuse to make rhe first move

and idk how they find eachother again but they do

and i think kaito would be the one to say it because he genuinely hates tip toeing around eachother OR OR OR kokichi would say he loves him in a fit of rage/just tired of keeping up his masks(cas he thought once he died it was done he would be free but nooooooooo he lives on as a ghost)

and then its all comfort from there babes

i think maki would be very against there realatjonship and shuichi at first would be indifferent(kokichi orginallly haunted shuichi and i think in this au haunting someone would kinda mean something) but in general shuichi doesnt have a problem with it

kokichis main friends(miu and rantaro) dont mind at all he also has ties to kirumi(mom) and gonta neither of which care(nore are told emiditly)

i dont think being monsters changes there dynamic to much there like the lovingly bickering and then look at eachother like the other is littarly everything in the world <3

its a bit of a slow burn bc there both idiots and dont know how to do feelings

and none of there friends are super into playing march maker(except probably miu)

ALSO maybe adding rantaro into the mix at some point

im not aure but if i did it totally be less angsty

rantaro has his feelings in check okay atlest romanticly

he doesnt really have to much experience but that doesnt mean hes a complete idiot who doesnt know how to communicate

i think kaito and kokichi would both be looking at rantaro being like shit hes hot and i want to make a deep emotional conection with him but how do i tell my idiot bf that AND THEN tell rantaro that

abd rantaros just like

yo am i aloud to join or what

BOOM POLYAMOROUS FOR THE WIN

thats how i imagine it going down

honestly them being monsters again doesnt change the dynamic

dw tho there will be angst in other parts of there not-lives

i just wanted to talk about my gay ppl

AND DONT WORRY THERE WILL BE OTHER SHIPS

including Tenko x angie x himiko kaemaki (possible kaemakiiruma or whatever) some tsumugi x kaede(its complicated) so yaya gay ppl are tots winning

[meattruck]

Okay I'm this close 🤏 to downgrading this pc I'm borrowing to windows 10(more like an upgrade cough cough (well i mean like i hear the new update is coming out looks good but who knows) also dw she doeant need a specific os) OOORRR use hiren to make a new ISO thats like actually done on my computer????(now that im saying that outloud that sounds stupid cuz the software isnt like my copy of windows i guess.... okay scrapping that idea) OOORR THE DUMBEST IDEA POSSIBLY BUT HEAR ME OUT i clone my HDD to the SDD yes the corrupted system cough AND YHEN i do a reset instead of an clean install and uuummmm hope that works cuz every1 is saying its my HDD thats the problem so what if the corruption was on a brand spanking new drive? 😀

Every1 keeps telling me to give up but my fighting spirit just can't do that... I learned tho! If I'm gonna fuck around I might aswell just do it on the new drive and not tamper anymore w my old one ToT like ik I'm wasting TBW but my meantroll ewllyness hehe also I am at my limit rn I just miss her my baby girl

[baeshijima]

its midnight and im sobbing over episode 8 of tot i hate it here

(SPOILERS KINDA UTC BUT NOT REALLY BUT ALSO KINDA???? not really story related but moreso character related stuff,,,, but there is ome big spoiler so this still counts 🐥)

first off

HELLO!???

THE CGSBSKANDNSKSN SOBBING SCREECHING CRYING THROWING UPSLANSNS

IM NOT A VYN STAN BUT I CAN APPRECIATE BEAUTIFUL PPL 😭😭🫶

no but this episode was so heavy and extremely emptional holy fuck?? ngl i enjoy the stories for the plot and thriller aspects bc they are really good + do represent real world issues, but my god i think this was one of, if not the most emtional ones???

genuinely my heart aches for rio and especially lowe :((

on that note pls look at how beautiful my beloved lowe lear is hes so babygirl skrunkle and i wanna give him all the hugs and headpats in the world bc he deserves them and so much more pls can we see him appear again in future eps ahhdk 🥹

okay no but laura… literally breaks into tears just thinking abt her sacrifice so that lowe could be free and wouldnt tie his life down to make a cure to save her….

no but as soon as tot said she hid the knife i knew how it was gonna end but i didnt think it would be THAT emotional 😭

honestly the scenes from the laura-lowe confrontation to the sacrifice scene on the deck of the cruise was so tragically beautiful and im just???? why cant anyone be happy in this game gdi hyv im outside ur window rioting so make the npcs happy 🐥

once again so thankful i use simplified chinese voiceovers bc my god that was so impactful…. lowes pain and desperation…. rios distraught…. lynnes pain…. lauras weak and soft speech… god im such a sucker for angst and just pure heart-wrenching plots and this took the cake 😔 the further we progress main story wise, the more my heart strays from happiness :’>

but on a lighter note, look at my awkward baby howard owning up and knowing the true rights and wrongs :(( honestly made me go 🥹 when he said this BDKDK

AND ALSO HUEY 😭😭 i love him sm and im so glad we got to hear from him??? plus the fact hes happier now, has a good relationship with his parents and made friends makes my heart so full and was such a nice way to close off the ep (we ignore the reveal artem gave followed by the pov switch ahahhabdms)

and the fact he asked us to save lowe :((( dw sweetie if hyv wont let us in game have more lowe cameos i can always imagine them 🫡

bUT ALSO HELLO?????

hi sir u look like every black hair red eyed manhwa dad ever and i think thats so hot of u haha 🫶

also f jerome in the end scene when this guy talked abt him detonating the bomb on the cruise 😭

[gyuswhore]

I'm sorry if I'm spamming you ardghjkcg but it's tot ok if you don't like Gidle I was just scared you were one of those big stans that says that GGs are cringe and boy groups do it so much better and I'm glad you're not and that you're a fellow girlboss

its okay, i like it when people spam my inbox its fun lmao

but dw, i do like gidle (and ggs in general) but i just don't have the mental capacity to stan any more groups 😭

[steaksex]

MY LOVELY ELOOOO

dw your responses were absolutely perfect, got me off v many times and yes u r vv hot and an absolute darling<333

AND HOW HAVE YOU BEEN SWEETHEART MY GOODNESS IVE BEEN FOR SO LONG☹️☹️☹️

-😶‍🌫️

WAUUGHHHHHH THABK YOUUUUUUUUU ITS OKAY DW AT ALL YOIRE GOOD!!!! SEASONAL DEPRESSIONS MEANS IM NOT GETTING OFF IN WAYS THAT ARE LIKE AWESOME FOR POSTING ABOUT ToT BUT CHRISTMAS MEANS GIFT CARDS WHICH MEANS I CAN GET SOME NEW TOYS YAYYY!!! I HOPE YOUVE VEEN OKAY LATELYYYY TYYY FOR AASURING MEEEE <3333333

[crispin-kreme]

tot boys when they walk into you crying

characters: luke pearce, artem wing, vyn ritcher, marius von hagen

warnings: breakdowns, possible ooc since this is my first time writing for tot, grammatical errors

notes: gender neutral reader as always. also i didn’t make the mc their s/o here yet to add a bit of spice :,D anyways enjoy!

ps: this is kinda long whiee

LUKE PEARCE

he’s seen you cry a lot since when you were younger. i mean, he’s been with you for half of your life so yeah

luke wanted to visit you at your apartment and so he did. he did not expect he could hear your sobs from outside.

upon hearing your sobs, he knocks frantically “y/n, are you alright?” he voices through outside. once you heard his knocking, you quickly wiped your tears.

when you had to let luke in and entertain him, he doesn’t hesitate to ask why were you crying.

“why were you crying?” he asks “nothing really… just something personal.” you said with a hoarse voice.

he doesn’t push you to tell every thing since its personal. luke stays with you for the whole damn night until you get better.

luke will do anything to see you smile, its the only thing he wants to see after three years.

ARTEM WING

artem has just gotten out from his office. its late at night already, maybe about 10PM when he finished.

he has in fact, never saw you cry. why would you cry in front of your boss y’know?

once he gets out of his office, he sees you. then hears soft sobs as he gets closer.

were you crying? he asks himself. he doesn’t know what to do. he panics a bit inside. he has never seen you like this.

artem approaches you with your palms against your tear stained face. “y/n, are you… crying?” he asks straightforward. you were quickly startled and you wiped of your tears.

“oh mr. wing! its nothing.” you laughed it off. “you’re not okay.” he says. “what’s wrong?” he asks worriedly. you have never really seen him like this.

your words then slipped out of your mouth like wind “i- i can’t do this case.” you admitted. artem was stunned, he actually felt bad that he gave you that case.

“why didn’t you tell me?” artem would ask. you would explain that you didn’t want to burden him any longer.

“i’ll take you home and accompany you for the night. i–” he paused “i don’t like seeing you like this.”

he gives you his handkerchief (its clean dw) for you to wipe your tears. aw

yes, he accompanies you for the night. both of you talk the case out. he actually cooks for you to make you feel better and he flodded his mouth with apology’s.

artem loves you dearly and he wouldn’t like seeing you hurt. he wishes that you know about his feeling soon.

VYN RICHTER

ah yes, your personal psychiatrist that you don’t know that he manipulates you /j

vyn has never seen you cry nor your vulnerability.

but he instantly sees this when he gets back from making you tea.

you were at his office talking about a challenging trial that you will face the next day. once he left, you poured out your emotions. you never wanted vyn to see you cry.

vyn gets worried and sits across you. “what’s wrong?” he asks. he quickly identifies what could be the root cause of your tears “are you crying because of the trial tomorrow?” he asks.

you silently nodded “just a lot of emotions.” you sniffled. “you can talk to me.” vyn offers his assistance.

“isn’t this basically your job?” you asked “make people talk to you and make them feel better mentally.” you explained.

vyn still flashes a worried look at you. “i’ll do anything to make you feel better.” he says.

even though its part of his job, he still wants you to feel better. he loves you and he wouldn’t bear the fact seeing you hurt.

MARIUS VON HAGEN

marius has never seen you cry and turns serious once he does see you actually cry.

you were waiting for him in the conference room, crying out of fear. you handled a case involving the pax company and now you lost the trial.

“there’s my favorite attorney! now what’s the up– oh my god are you crying?” boom, his emotions swicthed fast. he looks at you stunned and worried.

you wiped your tears “obviously, there’s no good news.” you laughed. “its simple. i lost, okay?” you said as little droplets of tears poured down. marius doesn’t give one shit about the case at this point.

“its alright. you did your best.” he reassures you. his comforting side was new to you, you have never seen him like this.

you looked at him confused “you’re not mad? you literally lost!” you exclaimed “well- all i care about is your well being. i’m being serious when i say i care about you.” he says.

marius sighs “let’s go out. maybe let’s take a walk and i’ll try my best to make you feel better.”

despite the jokes, he cares about you. like a lot. he loves you and you just don’t know it. he hopes to tell you about his feelings soon.

[squishmelo]

That time (yesterday) that I got shit on.

STORY TIME!

Once I got my license I decided that I had to increase my will to live, and part of doing that was going to visit the shelter (masked) and just pet some cats. Wild that you can just like literally, be a body in a room with an animal and you’re helping it. Amazing.

The last time I went I met this old guy named Juno who has a giant fat head and a loud purr and I loved him, and I’m like great, I’ll go back and meet Juno. Well, someone else was paying attention to him (YES!!! GET THAT HOME BAYBEEE) - so I pet another cat, and while I’m there there’s just the most horrendous racket of barks - much worse than normal. It’s. So. Loud.

I go up to the front and say “hey, so..I hear a lot of dogs. How can I help?” I have seen on facebook, and she also tells me - they’ve got not one, but TWO batches of dogs taken from a hoarding situation just two days ago, and there’s so many animals that some are 2 or 3 to a cage. (They’re all small to medium dogs capping at about 20lbs each, so they fit fine dw) - and they have no idea how to interact with humans. They don’t have toys or know what a leash is let alone how to walk on one, some are horrified of humans and some are just unsure, etc etc. So she says, volunteer wise, if I could just like spend some time and maybe take a dog outside, it would be super helpful. BUT be aware that they can’t walk on a leash so I might have to pick them up and carry them out - and they’re very stinky. Okay cool, fine, I can do this. I fill a pocket up with treats small enough for little dogs and a denta stick they can chew, and head out with the instructions to find any small dog that’s black or brown.

I find two of them, and one is absolutely terrified of me. Poor thing is fear barking, lunging, etc, absolutely protecting itself+its space. The other is excitedly dancing on the cage to see me so I say ok, cool, let’s take you out. At this point I realize that there’s no collars on them, so I have to create a slip lead - only the dog isn’t excited about me approaching its head with an odd object and unfamiliar hands - so there’s a whole jumble and I end up picking up the (smelly) pup to take outside, and swinging the cage door shut behind me.

This is where I fucked up.

The cage door did not properly latch.

So as I’m walking out, the fear puppy follows me. Out into a hallway that connects to the cleaning room, the laundry room, and the outside. Meaning it is a flurry of activity and full of people for once, bc of the hoarding situation. The dog…poor baby. Ends up next to a laundry basket, sees the people, corners, and begins to urinate and deficate right there. ToT

I feel so bad, I manage the loop situation with my dog, a girl offers to hold it, and once the animal is, I assumed, done using the restroom, I offer it a treat (obviously denied) - and hoist it up to go back into its kennel where it feels safe. I leave it with a treat or two, apologize, make sure that the cage is locked, and begin to return to my dog.

At which point I hear a voice say “Oh, that is unfortunate…” I look down and my shoe - brand new, worn because of that good good arch support - has been shat on. I’m talking at least half a cup plus of primo shit, loose enough that there is no picking it off, but thick enough that luckily, it doesn’t escape over the shoelace area. Cool. Someone tells me there’s paper towels (What are they going to help???) so I grab them and then notice the hose. Perfect, I’ll just spray these off outside at the mouth of the doorway, onto the gravel parking lot. I take off my shoe, set down the paper towel roll, and begin spraying. There is very quickly a puddle forming of shit, mud, dirt, and soapy water - as a man next to me uses it to wash his hands. As he’s washing them - the paper towel roll makes its move. It falls over and then begins to bounce, popping and rolling out across the shit mud, before I can catch it. I try hopping after it on one foot, since my left is only in a sock - but I can’t make it fast enough, and it’s wasting precious paper towels by the millisecond. So I give up and hustle out, stepping in le shit water in my sock, to grab it.  *Facepalm*. Finally, my shoe is clean, the paper towel roll has been saved, I put my sock back into my soaking wet shoe and feel an inch of water squelch up around my foot. Amazing.

I don’t know where to throw out the paper towels I used to try to soak up some of the water in the shoe, and I’m awkward ass fuck so I ask someone “Do you have a rubbish bin?”

Which, we’re in AMERICA, so they look at me like I’m a fucking dumbass, before finally finding one for me, so I can throw them out. There’s another embarrassing moment with the hose when I thought soap guy had turned it off, but of course he hadn’t, so as I’m rolling it back up, its still gushing water into the hallway and I have to apologize profusely as someone gets out the squeegee mop and tells me they’ll deal with it. ToT

Finally- FINALLY - I manage to get my dog back from very nice girl who watched this all unfold, and try to get the dog out of the hallway, except OF COURSE it doesn’t know how to walk on a leash, which I’ve forgotten about, so there’s a lot of bribery and cooing and getting my fingers nibbled. We finally make it out about 20ft into the yard and the dog is pawing and clamoring around me, putting poo mud pawprints all over my ass and thighs - amazing - and trying to mouth me. At one point it gets so excited as I try to pet it that it actually jumps up and grabs my mask, yanking it down with their momentum and off of my face. We spend some time together and I get absolutely slobbered on by this stinky pup who definitely has never had dental care in its life and also has some sort of upper respiritory infection and is leaking discharge from its left nostril.

Eventually She seems like she wants to go back  so I carry her ass in, get her back in her kennel/cage/home with one very empty scared friend, and start to head out. Only of course I have to walk very slowly because the floors are concrete and my left foot is sliding widely with every step and I can be a fall risk, to put it mildly.

I get up to the front and go to tell them about our snot nosed pal, and have to stand and wait, covered in dirty paw prints, water squelching in my shoe, for the person at the front desk to finish a call so I can explain that they need medical attention.

And then I get in my car with my shit shoes and dirt legs and snot hands, and drive home to throw everything in the washer and scrub myself in the shower. And thats the story of how I felt like a jackass at an animal shelter !

(A couple pics of Juno, another shelter cat named Cardamom, and our possible pooper pup)

[whoabo]

hate to see your heart break.

pairings: bo burnham x reader.

readers pronouns: she/her.

part two: daydreaming

part three: crystal clear.

warnings: swears, tad bit angst, a little spicy scene,

era: i’m bo yo, (2009) current, (2021).

a/n: i know the timeline is a little off but just go with it for the story lmao i just didn’t want to write him while in high school idk but yeah. this is a little long and has a lot of time jumps beware!! and ur a directing major!!! there will be a part two dw and sorry for the rushed ending.. but i hope you like it ily <3.

“so sorry to bother you but, do you have the notes for yesterday’s class?”

bo looks up and sees a girl, probably the same age as him, same year. he stared at her for at least a second too long, eventually nodding and pulled out his notebook.

she sat down next to him, smiling and thanking him a bunch. she hastily scribbled the notes, changing a word or two.

he watched as she wrote down, he glasses slipping to the tip of his nose, looking down at her.

he cleared his throat, “uhm, what’s your.. what’s your name?” he asked pushing his glasses.

she looked up and smiled, briefly stopping her writing. “it’s y/n, you?”

“robert, but uh.. i go by bo. family nickname.” he stated taking in a shaky breath. he didn’t understand why he was so nervous.

she squinted her eyes and her head tilted a bit tot he right. “hm, you know, you don’t look like a robert.”

he smiles, “what do i look like then?”

“i don’t know but robert just doesn’t suit you.. maybe a charlie— no! tyler? ‘prolly.. ryan? i don’t know, maybe some basic white guy name.”

he laughed as she finished writing down his notes. the two chatted until class started, the two finding out that they have three courses together. finding out their majors. bo’s being theatre and hers being directing. when class ended the two exchanged phone number.

“see you tomorrow, y/n.” he smiled and waved as he walked away. he heard her small goodbye as she walked the opposite direction. when he made it to his dorm he spent no time in rushing into new material.

he had filmed a video yesterday and has decided to take a break from posting and hopefully move up a bit. but with college it’s taking a lot longer than he expected.

as he finished writing his rough draft of new jokes and lyrics his phone buzzed against his desk.

unknown: hey its y/n :p

bo: i hate that face

y/n: deal with it robert :p

(three months later.)

“okay, okay! just hurry up, i got the email and i’m not opening it until your here. so hurry the fuck up!”

“bo, i am on the other side of the dorms. what, do you expect me to fuckin’ fly over there?”

he laughed and apologized. he fingers squeezed his phone in his hand while the other tapped against his desk. over the last couple months the two had gotten closer and became best friends. it was like the two just instantly clicked and were attached at the hip.

recently however, bo had hired an agent for him. the agent had been able to get in contact with comedy central and talk to them about getting bo.. really anything on the channel. and luckily for him comedy central offered him a potential comedy central.

“alright,” she stopped to take a breath. “i’m in your building, i’ll be up in five minutes.”

the two bid their goodbyes, even though they were pretty unnecessary. as the two were about to see each other in mere moments. he turned to his computer screen and just stared. this could be his big break, no more posting on youtube, and letting people see what he’s made of.

he felt a pair of arms wrap around his shoulders and he leaned back. “okay, open it! i didn’t jog all the way over here for nothing.”

he let out a breath and clicked on the email. he felt y/n chin rest on his shoulder, trying to get a better look at the screen.

“dear, bo burnham blah, blah.” bo started reading/murmuring most of the email that he didn’t really care about. “we’d love to have you perform a half hour comedy special on comedy central! yes oh my god!”

he stood up and turned around, hugging his friend close. the obvious height difference between the two making it a little weird. her arms wrapped around his waist as her head rested on his chest. while bo hugged her shoulders, smiling as wide as ever.

y/n pulled away first grabbing his hands and started jumping. bo laughed as he started jumping with her.

she smiled as she looked up at him. “oh my god my best friend is gonna be on tv! ahh, i’m so proud of you!”

the two stopped jumping and sat on his bed. they chatted about what he was gonna sing, how’d he tell his parents.

bo looked over at y/n, “you know, i’m really happy we’re friends. it feels good to have someone to share my material with, and have someone to be with.”

she looked back at him, noticing how close they were. their noses almost touching. she saw his eyes flicker down to her lips before looking back at her. slowly, he leaned in, tilting his head to the side slightly.

she pulled away, “i’m sorry, i—.. i’m sorry.” she stuttered standing up and leaning against the wall next to the bed.

bo stood up as well, walking closer to her. “no no, y-you don’t need to apologize! i totally misread that. i should be the sorry one.” he rambled grabbing her hands.

she shook her head and pulled away again, “i should get going. i’m sorry, i’ll see you later. congrats bo.”

“y/n wait, just—.” he tried to speak but she was already out the door. it clicked softly behind her while he continued to stare. he shook his head and walked back to his computer and typed out an email and forwarding it to his agent.

he rested his chin in his palm as he stared at his screen, that has now faded to black. he stood up and grabbed his keys, deciding to go out and grab food and stay in for the night.

(two weeks later)

“i think i’m gonna leave. maybe for just a year— gap year? i don’t know.”

“well, i wish you the best of luck. just promise to keep me in touch and give me free tickets to your shows.”

bo laughed as he rested his head on his arms. he nodded as he looked back at y/n. luckily the two had gotten over the cringy feeling.

he went to her dorm a couple days later and apologized nonstop. they both felt bad about the situation, thinking they were at fault for making the other uncomfortable.

“my show is in two days.” he whispered.

she looked over at him and smiled, “i better have a front row seat.”

“i can give you side stage. you can hang out in my green room till i go on.”

she nodded and looked down at her paper, some weird quiz she has to study for. she doesn’t want him to leave, but she knows that he can do great things.

well, maybe. making kinda offensive jokes has its own perks but.. she knows he can have an incredible career.

she stood up and started packing her stuff, which made bo stand up as well.

“you okay?” he asked.

“yeah, just tired. do you.. wanna sleep over?” she asked looking up at him. he craned his neck downwards and smiled, nodding. he followed her to her dorm, even though he knew is way pretty well.

as the two make it into her dorm, it’s about nine pm. she heads to her closet as bo goes to her dresser. he made her make a drawer for his own clothes whenever he came to sleep over. he did the same for her. normally, he would sleep on the couch, even though his legs were far out on top of arm rest.

a sight that makes y/n laugh when she would wake up. the two trust each other enough to change in the same room. their backs face each other until they say they’re dressed.

for some reason, they both had a feeling in their stomachs. it felt weird. it wasn’t like they ate something bad or something like that, just a feeling that sits in their gut.

when they turned around bo stared at her as she fixed her shirt. she looked up at him, that feeling becoming more and more present the longer they stared.

soon enough, y/n and bo took at least three steps to reach each other. y/n wrapped her arms around his neck— bending him down to her height. his arms wrapping around her waist, as their lips met, almost angry-like.

“i-i’m sorry, shit.” bo whispered in between their kiss(es).

“shut up.” she whispered back. she pulled him to her bed where they both fell.

when bo awoke, there was a dull light peeking through the window. he could hear the rain from outside as he fluffed his hair. he sat up carefully and stretched his arms out. his shirt was thrown by the end of the bed, along with other articles of clothing.

he looked to his right and saw her asleep, the sheets bundled around her as her was sprawled against her pillow. he smiled and laid back down, wrapping an arm around her waist.

a few hours later the two of them were awake, still in bed, in each other’s arms. his head rested on her chest as her arms wrapped around his shoulders, playing with his hair.

“will you watch me tomorrow night?” he asked.

“of course.”

(the next night)

bo stood in his green room messing with the sleeves of his tie-dye sweatshirt. y/n walked behind him, wrapping her arms around his waist. her cheek rested on his back as he placed his hands over hers.

“you’re gonna be great.”

he turned around in her arms and leaned down pressing a kiss to her lips. his hand cupped her cheek.

only a few moments later he went on stage. she stood off to the side, smiling and laughing along with the crowd. she cheered— only when the crowd cheered as to not bring attention to her backstage.

“thank you, guys. thank you.” he spoke before he did a small bow and walked off stage.

his agent came up to him before y/n had a chance. they talked about how he did, stuff like that.

“they loved you, bo! you were amazing. listen, we want you to go on tour, just around america, little spots for a couple months. four tops! what do ya’ say?”

he looked over at y/n and she nodded. he looked back at his agent and smiled telling he’d do it.

he walked over to y/n and smiled hugging her, picking her up a little to spin.

“you were amazing! and now a tour, jesus christ!”

“yeah, oh my god. this is really happening.” he gushed as they walked out and into the van. comedy central have him his very own transportation, to and from. his hand wrapped tightly around hers.

“was i any good? i feel like there was some jokes that were—.”

“you were amazing.” she smiled, pressing a kiss to his lips. he smiled during as they started driving towards the college campus.

(one month later)

both of their eyes were a little teary as they stood outside her door. his bags were behind him. he had dropped out a few weeks before but now he was leaving for tour.

y/n sadly, couldn’t come along. no matter how much bo— and herself— wanted her to. but, bo said she should stay and graduate. do it for the both of them, such a hopeless romantic.

he hunched over to press his forehead against hers. a soft kiss pressed against her lips. he smiled sadly as he pulled away.

she looked up at him, a smile on her face. “don’t forget about when your famous and all.”

he shook his head, “i won’t.” he laughed and hugged her again. hugging for a few minutes the two pulled away once more.

he said a short goodbye as she waved and watched as he walked away. dragging his bags behind him. before he turned down the hallway, out of her sight, he turned around and cupped his hands around his mouth.

“love you! i’ll keep in touch!”

she nodded, her heart swelling. she said i love you back, the same way he did.

sucks that he didn’t stay true to his word. as time went on, the two slowly lost touch. he barely called, sent a text.

she understands, he’s busy but she’s a full time college student who made time to call him.

as time went on she seemed to have forgotten about him. she graduated and slowly got jobs directing.

starting with small music videos, short films, eventually moving up the chain to major motion pictures.

a few years later, she had a befriended a girl who was also a director who had been writing film based off a book of the same name. she asked for help and y/n had no choice but to help write it.

as the film got picked up she became the co director along side her friend.

in her first day on set, she laid eyes on someone familiar. she was walking through lunch area, when she reached the drink table someone stumbled next to her reaching for a coffee as she reached for an orange juice. she glanced up and her eyes widened.

“bo?”

the figure looked to the side, his eyes widened as well. “holy shit.”

“y/n?”

[beelspillowpet]

If your requests are open - it says they are but I always like to double check- could you do the OM brothers with a F!Mc that starts dating a girl from RAD ? I want pretty demon lady ... please devs make a female option.... 😳😳😳😳😳 if the relationship doesn’t work out that’s fine! I’m just simping for women

Requests will most likely always be open because I can never get enough of reading about these ideas and stuff... IDK I’m obsessed lol.

More lesbian MC stuff.... feeding me lately, Mira. Because I’m impulsive af I am now casually inserting an OC how everyone will eventually get to know better~... DW. She’s mostly nice.

Introducing, The Manipulator! Or as you may call her, Liza!

She has a bit of history with the boys, but nothing intimate. Without further ado, let’s get into the HCs.

F!MC Dates a Demon Girl from RAD

Lucifer is the first one trying to put a stop to this. How the fuck- why the fuck- what the fuck? When did you even get in contact with another demon? You were meant to be monitored 24/7 while out, especially at RAD. Did Mammon or any of his other younger brothers leave you unattended for that long!?

Not only does he, and most of his brothers, not like Liza, but they’re also incredibly jealous. It’s not like they’re owed anything, but...

Really? Of all the demons in this realm you’d pick, it’d be her? Now sure, none of them are perfect... Maybe with exception to Asmo with how often he cries about it, but...

Okay so maybe the pickings aren’t that great. They’re all guys and... maybe you just want to spice things up with a girl? They can understand that. I mean they clearly all like you in some shape or form.

Satan tries to understand her. They both have issues to work through. Serious ones. Ones regarding their situation around birth. He’s meant to be a constantly angry person, but he doesn’t want to seem that way. Liza is seen as someone who only lies, cheats, and manipulates to get what she wants... but Satan can see that’s not all she is. He’s suspicious of her, but doesn’t question it too much.

Belphie, just like Lucifer, is not having it, though. Liza? Really? If he weren’t trying to be respectful of your choices, he’d immediately list every reason why you shouldn’t have picked her. She’s manipulative- worse than him- she’s a liar, and she’s really mean. There were rumors she was created to be the exact opposite of Asmo, even.

But alas, they all keep their mouths shut. Life is good for you here in the Devildom, and who are they to stampede on that?

Things with Liza are actually great too. She takes you out almost daily, and while she can’t spend the night in the HoL for... various reasons... she visits when she can. Usually baring a gift.

She brings food or little plushies most of the time. Eventually she starts upgrading to gifts that last longer in your room. She takes to even bringing over beautiful Galaxy Roses just so you have something to have from her.

Don’t think your clothes are safe either. Nuh-uh. She’s taking your sweatpants, hoodies, jackets- all of it. Sometimes she gives them back. Most of the time she doesn’t. Your stuff is now her stuff. And her stuff is still hers but... she’ll share. :)

Because the guys clearly aren’t a fan of her, you two spend the majority of your time out together. Liza promises Lucifer that she’ll take good care of you. He doesn’t believe it, and thinks she’s plotting something, but realistically, she’s in love. Truly in love. Father may have made her differently from Asmo, but he gave her the ability to love and treat what’s hers properly.

Hell, there was a time when some demon was threatening your life over something. Probably a stupid thing, like bumping into them while walking. Before either of you could even swing, she had the demon in a headlock, threatening to snap their neck if they didn’t get down on their knees and apologize to you. You’d never been so moved in your life.

Speaking of her strength; it is considerable. She catches Beel at the gym often- in fact, he’s caught you both at the gym a few times before. He thinks its... a bit awkward. He and Liza hada  few conversations, and she was nothing but considerate to him. But something always felt off. Like she was hiding something.

While respectful and willing to listen, Liza isn’t too keen on being... soft? She doesn’t mind vanilla, but I mean... You’re her little bunny. Are you gonna upgrade to Rope Bunny or what?

She is one of those types of people who are very straight forward. If you have a problem, she works to find a solution instead of outright comforting you right then and there. She often forgets there’s an emotional side to tend to, rather than a logical one. She does try to fit in the comforting afterwards, offering a hug and cradling you in her arms. She shushes you and kisses the top of your head, hoping that she’s doing it right.

As for having space...? Yeah, you can have it. Just ask. She doesn’t mind it. Honestly just tell her anything and she’d be willing tot ry and make an adjustment. Keyword is try.

She’s not really known love for thousands of years. True love anyways. It’s a work in progress, but if you tell her you don’t like one thing, she’ll try to do the exact opposite. If you tell her you need some time alone, she won’t throw a fit. Just huffs a little before leaving.

She’s a biiiig texter. Like... your phone will be blowing up. Morning texts every day without failure. They’re unique too, not a copy/paste. Way too many emojis.

Good🐣morning🌅 My MC💖🔥! I hope 🙏🏿 you had a great 👍🏿 sleep 😴. Here’s to a ✨ really great👌🏿day, 🏞️ my 💗 beautiful❤️incredible🌟love! I left you 🥺 a special bento 🍱 this morning! Please enjoy it! 💝💟

She’s honestly not perfect. She’s sometimes too clingy, and other times she’s a bit aggressive. She’ll ramble on about the guys, forgetting you live with them and know them so well. They’re like family to you, and you’re actively bad-talking some of them. Especially Lucifer. She’s pretty defensive about it too if you try to tell her to cut it out.

“MC... You have no idea how much suffering I’ve been through because of them. They’re cool people and all but... I can’t always been friendly about them, ya’know?”

She tries though. Kind of. The only one she can kind of have a conversation with is Satan. Maybe Beel ona  good day.

Oh and competitive... don’t play games with her, please. She’ll get pissed off and sabotage everyone. No one is safe from her when she plays CLUE or Scrabble. She’s a lil’ dorky.

Having a pact with her isn’t that much of a big deal, really? She sort of... offers it to you one day. Like “Hey, so when are we gonna make that pact?” And then cringes at herself because she could have done so much better.

Like she sort of sees pacts as an engagement. Is she moving too fast? That’s up to you. But please make a pact with her. She loves you, MC. She wants to protect and hold and love...

Aside from all this, when you do go back to the human world, she’s right there at the portal giving you a hug and kiss goodbye. She doesn’t shed a single tear. At least not in front of you. When you are gone though, she’s much more angry and irritated. She’s snappy with the people around her, and she’s hurting because she never realized how dependant on you she was.

She needed you to feel like she was normal. Like she was excepted. It’s not like you’re gone forever, but you won’t be back in.... who knows how long?

You’re allowed to summon her whenever, at least. But just... obviously not as often, because getting back home can be annoying. Also because Lucifer is usually there, scolding her about “heading out without letting someone know.” As if she has much of a say. She usually doesn’t, with him talking so much. The bastard.

All in all, with Liza she is a girl who has your back. A bit much at times, but who doesn’t like a bit of excitement in their lives? She wants you to be able to understand her struggles, but it’s not her place to even tell her own story anymore. She just wants to forget, move on, and be with you. So please. Please stay in the Devildom a bit longer, next time...?

[d3n-wh0-1s-gay]

I'm sorry about the followers thing its true sometimes but dw u will get more dsmp followers and mutuals and people who interact with u 💗 (that's what u deserve)

AND GOOD LUCK FOR THE FUTURE sending u positive vibes ✨❤

Hehe its okay tbh I had to deal with this before thats why I quitted but I'll let that one slide so ye :]] also your right one day TOT also thank you so much for this message!! tbh this made me smile so :"]] <33

Also awww I love the artwork!! TOTOT <3

[kavitari]

here’s my piece for the @six-gifts-exchanges thingy!!!! its for @bookishbea and the prompt was a chatfic/social media fic so i wrote the queens in a group chat :) i hope you like it !!!! not really sure if it ocunts as a fic but .....

Ex-Wives

all women are queens (Catherine of Aragon)

bouncy hair (Katherine Howard)

bouncy skirt (Anne Boleyn)

gold star (Catherine Parr)

if she breathes she’s a thot (Anna of Cleves)

Jane (Jane Seymour)

26/03/2020

16:43

all women are queens: guys i lost anne

Jane: How did you lose Anne?

Jane: Also who are you?

all women are queens: catherine

Jane: That doesn’t actually narrow it down all too much.

all women are queens: of aragon

Jane: Okay, thank you!

17:18

gold star: Wait Anne’s missing????

bouncy hair: anne,,, my bouncy brethren,,, what is a hair without a skirt,,,

19:22

if she breathes she’s a thot: so annes just straight up Missing huh

bouncy skirt: oh no where is she

bouncy skirt: oh wait

bouncy skirt: im anne

bouncy skirt: dw guys im in the washing machine

bouncy hair: boucny brethren !!!!!!!

gold star: boucny

all women are queens: boucny

if she breathes she’s a thot: buocny

bouncy skirt: BUOCNY

bouncy skirt has changed if she breathes she’s a thot’s nickname to buocny

buocny has changed bouncy skirt’s nickname to washing machine gremlin

bouncy hair: i am the only bouncy left :(

bouncy hair has changed bouncy hair’s nickname to final bounce

washing machine gremlin: IT'S THE FINAL BOUNCE BOUNCE

buocny: DO DO DO DOO

all women are queens: DO DO DO DO DO

Jane: What?

gold star: Jane you ruined it. Are You Happy Now?

27/03/2020

16:14

buocny: guys I just woke uup what’s goin on

buocny: whys catherine on the floor

buocny: and who let jane in the kitchen

buocny: yall know full well she cant cook

buocny: oh look she burnt the toast. what a surprise.

19:23

buocny: yallre just ignoring me huh

buocny: fine then

buocny has changed all women are queens’s nickname to catherine

buocny has changed washing machine gremlin’s nickname to catherine

buocny has changed Jane’s nickname to catherine

buocny has changed buocny’s nickname to catherine

catherine has changed final bounce’s nickname to catherine

catherine has changed gold star’s nickname to Catherine

20:03

catherine: hey how come cathy gets a capital letter ????

catherine: idk screw you

catherine: this,,, is so confusing

catherine: i hate this

Catherine: I also hate this.

Catherine has changed catherine’s nickname to brat

Catherine has changed catherine’s nickname to jane

Catherine has changed catherine’s nickname to anna

Catherine has changed catherine’s nickname to kitty

Catherine has changed Catherine’s nickname to cathy

jane has changed jane’s nickname to Jane

Jane has changed brat’s nickname to anne

Jane: Capital letters are important, everyone! And Cathy, there’s no need to be mean to Anne!

Kitty: boo hiss

anne: no they're ugly

cathy: there are multiple reasons to be mean to anne

kitty: yeah jane think about the Aesthetic

cathy: she ate  my breadm, for one

anne: aesthetic or die

anne: yeah thats fair

catherine: i hate thiis family

anne: thiis

catherine: go to hell

catherine has changed catherine’s nickname to the Best™

catherine has changed anne’s nickname to munchkin

munchkin: jokes on you i like this nickname

the Best™: i can’t win can i

kitty: nope

28/03/2020

02:46

anna: you guys suck

anna: petition for cathy tot ake away name changing priveliges

munchkin: absolutely not

munchkin: also its privileges

munchkin: learn to spell anna

anna: i hate u

munchkin has changed anna’s name to uneducated rug

uneducated rug: really?

munchkin: shut up i’m tired it was the best i could do

uneducated rug: hey yo anne ever heard of this little thing called sleep?? ive heard its magical

uneducated rug: cathy doenst recommend it though

uneducated rug: doenst

uneducated rug: dammit im alone again arent i?

05:42

kitty: camels b like : humps

09:02

munchkin: kitty love what the [redacted] does that mean

cathy: did you really type out [redacted]? 

munchkin: yes no swearing around the baby

cathy: what baby?

munchkin: you. you’re the baby.

munchkin has changed cathy’s nickname to baby

baby has changed munchkin’s nickname to [redacted]

[redacted]: gasp

Chaos Crew

bde (Anna of Cleves)

squishy (Katherine Howard)

tiny gremlin (Anne Boleyn)

28/03/2020

11:22

squishy: sometimes i forget anne is big brain

squishy: and then i find nine pages of detailed prank strategy plans, in both french and enlgihs, and i Remember

bde: enlgihs

squishy: hush

squishy has changed tiny gremlin’s nickname to big brain

big brain: incorrect

big brain: also why did i read that to the tune of big fun

bde: heathers big fun????????????????????????

squishy: THE HOUSE IS OUUUUUURS

big brain: what other big funs are there?

bde: shut up ANNE we arent all big brain ANNE

squishy: ...

squishy: ITS TIME FOR BIG FUN

bde: BIG FUN

big brain: my sexuality is The Heathers

squishy: jsuhsdkga mood

bde: ditto honestly

11:53

bde: wait anne can i

bde: see all these prank plans????

squishy: she took them and hid them :(

squishy: v detailed though

squishy: she had a whole page on what works best without going too far

squishy: Big Brain

bde: b i g brain

squishy: B  I  G

Ex-Wives

[redacted] (Anne Boleyn)

baby (Catherine Parr)

Jane (Jane Seymour)

kitty (Katherine Howard)

the Best™ (Catherine of Aragon)

uneducated rug (Anna of Cleves)

28/03/2020

14:17

[redacted]: i owuld like to take offnesc to cahetrube;s nicmnake

uneducated rug: owuld 

uneducated rug: offnesc 

uneducated rug: cahetrube;s

uneducated rug: nicmnake

[redacted]: >:(

uneducated rug has changed kitty’s nickname to cahetrube;s with a k

the Best™: literally what could you find wrong in my nickname

the Best™: it’s just one (1) fact?

[redacted]: you fool

[redacted]: you Foole

[redacted]: no it isnt

[redacted]: kittys the best

the Best™: i will concede to joint bestness with the small one

uneducated rug: small one ????

the Best™: not you

uneducated rug: oh come on

uneducated rug: the One time being the shortest is good

uneducated rug: and yall pull this???

uneducated rug: annaphobia

[redacted]: sucks to be you i guess

uneducated rug: shut up :(

cahetrube;s with a k: is this was hell is like

the Best™: being in a gc with anne? yes actually

[redacted]: and you know that how exactly

[redacted]: cathbkuegesk what are you not telling us

uneducated rug: anne spell catherine properly challnege

[redacted]: challnege

cahetrube;s with a k: cathbkuegesk sent me

the Best™: this is the bad place

the Best™: kitty come help me make pancakes and sob into the mixture with me

the Best™: we can watch bad romcoms and eat all the ice cream too

cahetrube;s with a k: okay !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[redacted]: can i come?

the Best™: no u suck

[redacted]: :(

the Best™: you make a compelling argument

the Best™: okay fine

the Best™: but hurry up and get down here

the Best™: these pancakes wont make themselves

[luci-cunt]

im the anon that said okay i will watch hannibal im so sorry i cant watch the crack now im sure its brilliant (ive seen a few scenes its fantastic) but i dont want to spoil myself, the pain i am in rn... ;_;

AHHH!!! dw <333 it’ll be here when u finish the seasons!! but yeah it’s got spoilers mainly for s2 (TOT) and some vague ones for s3 XD <33 Where are you in the seasons!?!?!?!?!/ HAVE YOU SEEN THE S2 FINALE???!???!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[legobatjoker]

UM UM UM OKAY HOLY SHIT !!!!!! so umm funfact its 1am and im going to a themepark tmrw w my cosuins leaving at 9 AM so umm yea i need to to sleep !!! asap !!! so ya im rly sorry for not sending many asks and for the fact tht this is gonna be very v v short but i do rly just wanna say that !!! i love you so so much luce i rly rly do soso v muchly belvoed<3 you rly rly are just such such such a kind caring wonderufl friend to me nd u rly rly do just make my life nd days sm happier nd warmer nd brighter belvoed u rly rly do !!! likei rly rly rly rly rly do just love sm messaging u and sending u asks nd getting ur asks whenever i can and you rly lry rly are jsut such a wonderful sweet caring considerate kind friend to me beloved and make mefeel so so lvoed and cared for and safe w u nd i rly rly am just soso glad and greatful for tht and for you my dearest i rly rly am i hope u know and i rly rly do hope sm to be the same to you and to always just be hear for you and be a good friend to you love bc u rly rly do deaewrve it soso much and bc i i rly lry do jsut want tot soso muc mx iu rly rly do :'> nd yea i rly rly do jsut love you so so much luce i rly rly do <3 i hope ur days been good nd tht u sleep well, gn <3 💕💞🐞🦋🍰🍓💞💕✨✨✨

Nauuurrr im sorry u have to wake up so early for that but also!!!!!!! omg i really hope the theme park is so fun tomorrow strawb keep me updated pls:33!!!!!!!! and yeah pls pls dw ab the amnt of asks or ask length or anything i completely completely smm understandddd and!! omgg i love you so much tooooo like sososoo much and i am so so overjoyed i can make u feel that way and brighten ur day like that and make u feel comfortable and stuff like that is reallyso sooo much so what i want to do soo very much jules like yesh u j rlly rlly deserve it and also you so much do the exact same for me and make me so happy and feel so warm and stuff and j!!::’’>>>>> i love youuuuuu smm ladybird!! gnightt💕💕❤️💕💕💕💕❤️❤️💕🐱💕💕💕💕💕🐱💕💕💕💕❤️