#//I MEAN

[mechahero]

//Need to utilize the fact that Lambda can recreate old foods... but the catch is that he can't recreate the actual taste of them. And good luck trying to tell him what a particular food tasted like from memory, that won't end well.

[lower-management]

How’s your husband? :)

I have a husband?

Must've been drunk when I married, can't remember. Who are you asking about?

[reevezs]

📜

📜 for incorrect quotes generator

[h0m3land3r-exe]

[What form of love do you embody?]

[Love as a Choice]

[ love is beautiful because it's built deliberately ]

when casey mcquinston wrote "that's the choice. i love him, with all that, because of all that, on purpose. i love him on purpose" and when jenny slate tweeted "i just want someone to grab my little face and scream on purpose, on purpose i am going to care about you" and when jodi picoult wrote "after fifteen years, love isn't just a feeling. it's a choice" and when the good place said "if soulmates do exist, they're not found they're made"

Tagged by: @hom3land3r

Tagging: @star-ligh7

[originemesis]

@hashtag-bitch xxx

"Jog on." She scoffed flipping him the bird for a moment making a mental note to give this cherub the smallest cock she possibly could. "I'm classy as fuck mate, like I said, are you deaf or somethin'? Did those cannibals chew through your bloody ears as well?" Velvette added glaring down at her phone screen. She rolls her eyes as he continues to try and probe her letting out another little scoff. "It's online you fuckin' melt." She had no clue what his deal was or why he was suddenly trying to figure her out but she didn't have to tell him shit nor did she plan on it. "If yer so sure this is all an act then it shouldn't be too hard for you to figure it out." Velvette muttered.

"HAH-I'd rather not." Jog, that is. Not being able to just default float everywhere was already a massive chore and he wasn't about to introduce more strenuous activity to the rather weighty existence he found himself currently roosted in no different than an overstuffed pigeon with a broken wing.

Speaking of- the mention of the cannibals causes a twitch in his facial display. "Aw fuck off. You really gotta bring up a sore spot don't you? Can't stand the spotlight on your own ass for a second more ~ ?" Not that he was one to talk, but it was easier for him to stand behind the sentiment in her hornet's nest of a conversation with his helmet latched firmly against the swarm.

"Guess not. You- stayin' off the catwalk and all." Which was a sly admittance that yes, he did watch her collection of ladies and their modeling ventures from afar. But that probably wasn't a surprise to her- merely a confirmation and a reminder to install anti-bird shields in the rafters of her studio. Tossing his arms up to feign a stretch in order to slide in closer, he grinned down at the top of her head while leaning this way and that in a persistent effort at checking her expertly guarded screen.

"Shouldn't it ~ ? Maybe you're just harder to read." Like that fucking phone- "Or maybe under all the spitfire and playing dress up, you're just an empty doll? Wouldn't be the first time I met a pair of tits on legs, and it won't be the laaa~aaast."

Well, if the Grindr situation ever sorted itself out, anyway.

[alastors-radioshow]

"Did someone say.."

"Biting~?"

[dontcxckitup]

// How am I ever supposed to find a partner for myself when men like Ralph Fiennes and Jeremy Irons and Michael Fassbender exist?? Rude.

[ameyato]

|| also side note , very slim shot this might be something others may want but uh -

Genshin Impact Hunger Games Simulator anyone ?

[mechahero]

//hey so apparently notes are being weird now, so reblog this so i check and see if mine are being funny?

[falseapostle]

{Scribble scribble. I wish I had the artistic skill to actually draw out what's in my head here. I'll finish this at some point, but it's never going to look like what I'm thinking of. Anyone good with classic style art and want to take a crack at making this look like it belongs in the Sistine Chapel? XD I don't even have markers rn, so I'll be lacking in any case.}

{This particular Hazuki belongs to @hazukami . I dunno, it just popped into my head after that deal was made. This thread has me in some kind of mood.}

{Very big strong WIP vibes.}

[insertpinkchiphere]

anonymous asked- if you're going to fight people maybe you should just try fucking them instead. way more fun

“I am begging you guys to shut up.”

[redxriiot]

Kiri’s grandpa and mama have shark traits...Kiri has some shark traits...Kiri having tapetum lucidum-

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[lunar-pantheon]

i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again