#//I MEAN

[mechahero]

//Need to utilize the fact that Lambda can recreate old foods... but the catch is that he can't recreate the actual taste of them. And good luck trying to tell him what a particular food tasted like from memory, that won't end well.

[originemesis]

FLAW: you have a woman who's completely devoted to you, super hot, a badass fighter, and is obviously thirsty for your dick, but you're either oblivious to it or choose to ignore it.

"Don't you think I would have noticed and boned a baddie like that into full submission from just being remotely within range of my alpha Chaddeus thunder-cock by now? Well..."

"...before Lute rips their spines out and ties it up like a pretzel, anyways. Thanks, now I could really go for a soft pretzel."

[lower-management]

How’s your husband? :)

I have a husband?

Must've been drunk when I married, can't remember. Who are you asking about?

[reevezs]

📜

📜 for incorrect quotes generator

[h0m3land3r-exe]

[What form of love do you embody?]

[Love as a Choice]

[ love is beautiful because it's built deliberately ]

when casey mcquinston wrote "that's the choice. i love him, with all that, because of all that, on purpose. i love him on purpose" and when jenny slate tweeted "i just want someone to grab my little face and scream on purpose, on purpose i am going to care about you" and when jodi picoult wrote "after fifteen years, love isn't just a feeling. it's a choice" and when the good place said "if soulmates do exist, they're not found they're made"

Tagged by: @hom3land3r

Tagging: @star-ligh7

[alastors-radioshow]

"Did someone say.."

"Biting~?"

[dontcxckitup]

// How am I ever supposed to find a partner for myself when men like Ralph Fiennes and Jeremy Irons and Michael Fassbender exist?? Rude.

[pompomexpress-arch]

//honestly, i just want sampo to be bff with serval. the potential (TM).

and, also, obviously, sampo being natasha's handyman, like, he'd do anything for her, just give the order ma'am.

[mechahero]

//hey so apparently notes are being weird now, so reblog this so i check and see if mine are being funny?

[originemesis]

@hashtag-bitch xxx

"Jog on." She scoffed flipping him the bird for a moment making a mental note to give this cherub the smallest cock she possibly could. "I'm classy as fuck mate, like I said, are you deaf or somethin'? Did those cannibals chew through your bloody ears as well?" Velvette added glaring down at her phone screen. She rolls her eyes as he continues to try and probe her letting out another little scoff. "It's online you fuckin' melt." She had no clue what his deal was or why he was suddenly trying to figure her out but she didn't have to tell him shit nor did she plan on it. "If yer so sure this is all an act then it shouldn't be too hard for you to figure it out." Velvette muttered.

"HAH-I'd rather not." Jog, that is. Not being able to just default float everywhere was already a massive chore and he wasn't about to introduce more strenuous activity to the rather weighty existence he found himself currently roosted in no different than an overstuffed pigeon with a broken wing.

Speaking of- the mention of the cannibals causes a twitch in his facial display. "Aw fuck off. You really gotta bring up a sore spot don't you? Can't stand the spotlight on your own ass for a second more ~ ?" Not that he was one to talk, but it was easier for him to stand behind the sentiment in her hornet's nest of a conversation with his helmet latched firmly against the swarm.

"Guess not. You- stayin' off the catwalk and all." Which was a sly admittance that yes, he did watch her collection of ladies and their modeling ventures from afar. But that probably wasn't a surprise to her- merely a confirmation and a reminder to install anti-bird shields in the rafters of her studio. Tossing his arms up to feign a stretch in order to slide in closer, he grinned down at the top of her head while leaning this way and that in a persistent effort at checking her expertly guarded screen.

"Shouldn't it ~ ? Maybe you're just harder to read." Like that fucking phone- "Or maybe under all the spitfire and playing dress up, you're just an empty doll? Wouldn't be the first time I met a pair of tits on legs, and it won't be the laaa~aaast."

Well, if the Grindr situation ever sorted itself out, anyway.

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[sadclowncentral]

(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms

[rainia]

this speaking as a cis person. Nothing brings me more joy seeing people find gender euphoria in becoming a mediocre representation of humanity. And I mean that so genuinely. Local boy finds joy and fulfillment wearing a cargo shorts and t-shirt combo. Local girl has transitioned to look like someone's disheveled aunt, has never been happier. Local person experiences gender euphoria rocking the world's worst bowl-cut. Without a scap of irony, this shit makes me see the wonder and whimsy in just, being a human. An average, person going through their day-to-day, is a wondrous thing? That's amazing. And heteronormativity has stripped these experiences of their joy. Like you're right, wearing a basic girlypop skirt should make my heart sing. Why not? Why are these expressions lesser because they're normal? All this to say. Shoutout to all the basic bitches out there. Yes that polo shirt does make you look like a divorced golfer dad. Yes, that too is kind of a slay, now that I think of it.

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show