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simiansmoke · 1 year
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greseadraws · 6 months
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dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain
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valtsv · 3 months
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SEETHING rn because when i was getting ready to go out my housemate saw my platform boots and told me "watch out for low-hanging branches" thinking he was being sooooooo funny and guess what i walked straight into on my way into town. well why don't you just fucking guess.
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butchfalin · 10 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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starridge · 1 month
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from the same six hour drawing session where i devolved into hyperfixation-based madness
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churroach · 4 months
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Full of Desires
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lazylittledragon · 8 months
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
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bluenightcomedies · 5 months
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sadclowncentral · 2 months
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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
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barkeroodle · 6 months
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… I just needed an excuse to draw cursed cat Alastor before it dies out
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simiansmoke · 1 year
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"-the age old question I never thought I needed to know and still don't-...pre-game with hot sauce flavored lube, or just hot sauce?"
-dk making very regrettable life choices.
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beebfreeb · 5 months
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cicadaart · 6 months
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I can’t get him out of my head
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bunjywunjy · 1 month
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why can't manatees bounce around on land like seals
a simple reason!
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THERE IS NO BOUNCE IN THIS THING. it's just bones. open bones.
seal and sea lion skeleton for comparison:
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LESS BONES!! MORE BOUNCE
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curtaincallforalastor · 7 months
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I wanted to hope on board the #CursedCatAlastor wagon over on Twitter, even if I was a bit late. It's just so perfectly stupid. 😂
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pani-artz · 7 months
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Cursed cat Alastor x Lilo and Stitch
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