#//(five feet not apart cause they are gay)

[iwannascreameurekaa]

Two bros dying for each other almost 12 feet apart and that's totally not gay

[tiistirtipii]

Only Friends + Textposts part 8/?

[suguelya]

been rewatching the vesperia stageplay aftershow bonuses and felt the urge to compile kato and tsubasa's silly gay moments so the rest of you can enjoy and cry about it too :>

[pxparkerr]

it’s a crime this comic didn’t have half a second of “oh this is kind of gay isn’t it”

[fuckwhoeverpickedallthefunnyurls]

…Should I make the "Five feet apart, cause they‘re not gay" joke?

[petes-neckarrow]

It’s too bad Vine was born and then killed in the space of time between when Trevor died and when Sam and Jay came to the mansion. I just know the ghosts would’ve loved quoting random Vines.

[etrevil]

It gets gayer the more you look at it

I present: the waist grab, the head pat, the “woah bro no homo or yes homo?” line, and the Twilight.

[phregnancy]

Anthony padilla born to be gay having gay sex but ended up heterosexual the straight propaganda is so real

anthony was born to be an ally he is the most straight man i’ve ever seen

[lemoonthetwink]

Always the boys chilling

I honestly just wanted to get out of my artblock soooo

[ladyfromaspookyforest]

Jancy vs M11

Stranger Things 4 and the Long Distance Relationship

Trying to learn the art of brevity. Bullet points, lez go. Jancy Mildew

Jonathan has a photo of him and Nancy on his dresser. El has a shrine to Mike. Note that Jonathan's photo is of both of them and El's photos are mostly just of Mike.

Jonathan is not being honest with Nancy about college. El is not being honest with Mike about high school. Both of these come in the form of letters: one withheld and one sent. One is a secret, one is a lie.

Jonathan: "No, because if I told her the truth, then she'd just throw her dreams out the window to come out here and be with me." Mike: "But what if after all this is over, she doesn't need me anymore?" Jonathan is worried Nancy will sacrifice her own happiness for him because she loves him. Mike is worried El is going to leave him behind. Opposite ends of the spectrum.

Jonathan: "Before you know it, we're just like my mom and dad. We're divorced, my kids hate me--" Mike: "Maybe I should have said something and if I'd said that thing, then maybe she'd want me there with her." Jonathan is stating that the consequence of conforming to what one party in the relationship thinks the other wants is a one-way ticket to the Joyce and Lonnie Show. Mike is talking about doing exactly that so he won't be alone.

Jonathan: openly discusses his specific lie to Nancy with Argyle. Mike: dances around what he didn't say to El while talking to Will.

Jonathan and Argyle discussing relationship problems: stoner comedy and farting. Mike and Will discussing relationship problems: [Tender, emotional music]

Jonathan: "[She's] incredibly ambitious and she's never done a single thing halfway in her life...That's why I love her." Nancy: "He's caring and compassionate. He's so protective over the people that he loves and he'll never back down from what's right...no matter the pressure, no matter the personal cost. That's why I love him." Mike: "I love you for exactly who you are. You're my superhero."

Jonathan: "Nancy, I'm sorry I wasn't here...Are we okay?" Will: "Does she talk to you at all?" Mike: "Not much. I mean, a little bit." Despite the fact that Jonathan's secret has still not been revealed, he makes sure he and Nancy are okay. Despite having supposedly given El what she wanted, Mike and El aren't really speaking.

Nancy: "Your application letter. Did it ever come?" Jonathan: "No, um, not yet." Jonathan's secret is still looming over them as they head into season 5, a conflict that will require later resolution. Mike's inability to tell El he loves her has been resolved. Will's lie to Mike about the painting, on the other hand, is still looming and waiting to come out (ha) in season 5. Dishonesty is a theme for both Jancy and Melvin, but one of them has been "resolved." Note that Jonathan's secret has evolved into a lie.

While I am biased, I'm trying not to lean TOO hard on my Byler brain here because that's not really the point of the post. It's about the parallels between Jancy and Mildred. So let's say Mike's telling the truth. His whole monologue was honest. The conflict between the two has STILL NOT BEEN RESOLVED. What is the reason for this? Even if we choose to interpret Mike not telling Eleven he loves her as his secret like Jonathan not telling Nancy about college is his, Jonathan is keeping this secret to protect Nancy while Mike is keeping his to protect himself. This still reveals the unhealthy mentality of Miller Light's relationship. Additionally, Mike's "secret" has come out, so there should be no conflict. Jonathan's hasn't yet, so conflict logically remains.

And if we choose to look at the speech as dishonest, this is Mike's act of shaping himself to his partner's desires. AKA his act of conformity that Jonathan spoke about earlier leading to them ending up just like his parents. Jonathan expressed that resentment would grow and we can already see that El is not satisfied with the outcome of this "confession."

Lastly, for the sake of fairness, I can't tell if there's a photo of Jonathan on here.

And there's no evidence of El in Mike's room. Mike and Nancy are the two characters in the love triangles and neither has immediately apparent evidence of their SO in their room.

EDIT: It has been brought to my attention that Nancy has a poster that used to be Jonathan's, but what I find a lot more interesting is the suggestion that the photos Nancy has on her walls and not on the corkboard are Jonathan's. That actually makes a lot of sense as we know he is a photographer and they look similar to some of the photos he has in his room. Additionally, I went back to season 1 to look at Nancy's bedroom prior to Jonathan and there are no photos like this present.

And while I had every intention of keeping this as focused on Mlvn/Jancy as I could and not Byler/Jancy, I simply cannot ignore the fact that Nancy and Mike have both posted Jonathan and Will's art on their walls. While the camera never focuses on these details like it does the photos of Jonathan and Nancy at the Byers house or the Mike Box in El's room, like Will's drawings on Mike's walls, the photos are background details that show how much the Wheelers' respective Byers has integrated into their lives. Moving on.

El spends the season getting to know herself. Nancy spends it getting to reknow Steve. This could hint at Mike and El breaking up for El to be on her own and Nancy and Jonathan breaking up to get Stancy back together.

However, I think there are two major indicators that this is not what will happen.

The scene when Nancy and Jonathan talked about why they love each other, providing genuine reasons.

A large part of S4 focused on the Mike/El relationship and concluded with a "resolution" of the supposed problem. A large part of S4 focused on the Nancy/Steve relationship, involving Steve laying out his desires for the future. In both situations, all cards are on the table (unless, you know, gay). There isn't a lot left to drive the dynamic in the following season (in a positive direction), while Jonathan's letter and Will's painting are still lies waiting to instigate conflict and subsequent resolution.

So once again, for the sake of fairness, Jonathan's lie blowing up in his face after their seemingly happy reunion could parallel El's lie blowing up in her face after Milkvan's seemingly happy reunion. However, timing really is key and Will's lie is still in play. It's really impossible to parallel Jancy and Marvin without also paralleling Byler. (I keep trying)

Anyway, that's that. Two lying long distance relationships on the verge of potential collapse. FTR I have no stakes in Jancy versus Stancy, I just THINK it will be Jancy. I am clearly biased towards Byler. That being said, even if Byler does not happen, Moldeven appears to be heading in the direction of break-up while Jancy seems recoverable, based primarily on the extent of the lies, the intent (once again, I have to tie Byler back in because Will and Jonathan both lied in an attempt to make Mike and Nancy happy while Mike and El lied to one another to protect themselves), and the timing.

LOL remember I said I was going to try to be brief this time?

[thecreativeforge-a]

continued from x | @therebetterbepie

If Roy was being truthful, he had a git feeling something was different about Dean's visit to his workshop. Not only did the man ask if he could come over, but there was something in that stern expression that wasn't quite there when Roy showed him around. It was like his mind was busy with something else entirely during the entire stay. Not that it was new; Dean always looked like he was growing increasingly more concerned about his next hunt every time he had a set target.

Still, opting to show Dean around and impress as if he was a peacock showing around his most colorful feathers, he started to explain to him how he could automate the devil trap bullet process with his machinery and save Dean plenty of time. Out of all the reactions to his unfurling speech, that was something he had not expected one bit.

There was no denying Roy found himself increasingly closer to Dean the more time they spent together. He reached the point that he trusted him enough to bring him into Lian's life and be more concerned about antics that caused him any harm - accidental or otherwise. The man was ridiculously attractive, and he had a good, strong core beneath a roughly textured shell. While Roy was a smooth operator with women, he had less of an experience with men due to coming out later in life. Reading or clocking a man wasn't his strong suit, but it didn't mean he couldn't hope, right?

So when that kiss happened, it may have been a surprise, but it wasn't unwelcome one bit. It was too brief for Roy to lean into, but the momentary blissful daze it left him in behind was enough to make his core twist in the most pleasant way. He caught the man's wrist just as he moved to step back, speed quick enough to be nearly instinctive, then reached over to grab the back of Dean's neck with the other as he pulled him back in by the wrist.

"Fuck asking." In this scenario, anyway. He leaned in to meet him halfway, tilting his head and his breath hitching for just a moment before he kissed him again. It was firm, tender, and inviting; it made Roy's stomach flutter, and his knees grow weak. It was the feeling when tables turned and there was no going back, but man, was it making him excited.

[themoonandtheprincess]

Thinking about how the Rats would have loved Vine. More specifically everytime Bree and Chase see their brother they just go "adam" in that same tone of voice just to piss him off.

I need to make a vine comp for them

[potionflavored]

don’t text I’m thinking about mccoy and scotty somehow sneaking a bathtub into their shared bathroom so they can make moonshine in it

[0809sysblings]

sometimes i think about the fact that "Mikoto" could be split into "mi"+"koto" and how "mi" is a way to say three (which IS the reading you'd use when counting things using the universal/generic counter, つ) and "koto" is a way to say "thing", but specifically things that are not physical/concrete in nature and are more like concepts.

three things

Trikoto theory confirmed

[sacrisaint]

CONTINUED ( immediately ): X @snnynatural

" I can though... MY BODY DOSEN'T NEED REST-- but I can fall asleep just like any ol' human," she said in a soft tone, features neutral as she leaned in the doorway. " Be safer here for you anyways.." she shrugs her shoulders and strips from her leather jacket. "The bed is better than the couch, this hotel is costin' me an arm and a leg a night so no one really expects us in a five-star room, so the silk satin sheets aint gonna enjoy themselves." she said her head tilting towards the bedroom, she puts all weapons out on the table for her eyes to see. "happy? no pointy sharps we can jus' be two gal pals watchin' TV together..."

[overactiveprefrontalcortex]

deans entire demeanor being happier when cas came back from the empty in s13

these bros are not five feet apart in the hot tub