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they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.
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you can’t even tell these are edited because they just look like that anyway
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rules for life are
never become invested in a celebrity to the point where it'd throw off your life if they turned out to be a horrible person
never let a video game use artificial scarcity to trick you into doing something that isnt fun
never develop any genuine fondness for an ad campaign
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detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross
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At the Debate
Trump: They took my Biden away from me, it’s so unfair, I went and roughed him up a little in the debate and Cacklin’ Kamala and Crazy Nancy took him… and I said what are you doing and they said no more… no more Biden… it’s a coup, it’s not fair, really very nasty and they took him away and they won’t let me see him, that’s all I want, just to look into his eyes again and see his wispy white hair and the way his teeth shine when he smiles… really I think I have been treated so unfairly, more unfairly than anyone in politics and I just want my Biden back…
Moderator: Madam Vice President, do you have a rebuttal to what was meant to be former President Trump’s response to a question on the conflict in Gaza?
Kamala on more uppers than have ever been taken by a human being: I’d like to solve the puzzle Pat
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Why does it feel weird and intimate to mention that someone was in even the most innocuous of your dreams? Sorry my subconscious decided to think about you for a second. You were a curator at an ice cream museum that was also my second grade classroom. If you even care.
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transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison
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