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[collection-of-fucking-chaos]

As someone who was raised Mormon this caught me very off guard before I just lost it laughing

"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

[royalarchivist]

Two bodies do not occupy the same space.

After unraveling many mysteries surrounding Matt's disappearance, Bagi and Matt finally reunite... and are combined into the same body.

[mooreaux]

maybe I just completely missed it- but is it ever explained why exactly the lyrium dagger lets us use our other companions abilities when they're not in the field with us???

[hello-sputnik]

Excuse the messy drawing and wacky anatomy, I didn't want to spend more then 2 hours on this.

Alright so the premise of this comes from a little theory that popped into my head long ago when the world was ok and we only had to deal with THW trailer and nothing more.

Basically it goes: Toothless is actually just a light-fury/skrill hybrid and the twist to this movie would be that the reason we never find any night-furies is because they don’t actually really exist as their own species, but rather more like ligers or mules. My evidence to contribute to this theory is the lightning toothless used to make himself disapear, and the whole “Offspring of Lightning and Death itself” spiel. Now obviously lightning refers to the Skrill, but death could reasonably refer to the light-fury as well. The plasma bolt being a pretty acurate leathal killing weapon, alongside the fact they’re white and can disapear like a ghost, and may or may not have been based somewhat on the silver -Phantom.

Now obviously THW has been out for a while, and we know now that the light-fury was just supposed to be a subspecies or something of night fury, and a very feminine version of toothless that he could reproduce with.

But yeah I just wanted to take a moment to draw this, and sorta do a redesign of the light-fury. This isn’t my main redesign, as I do like the idea of the light-fury being like a polar bear to the night-fury’s grizzly, but I wanted a wanted a different design for this au so that toothless could look like something of a hybrid.

[fadingboundaries]

i drew myself an aftik sona

[galpalaven]

Felassan should have been a love interest and companion instead of (or alongside) Solas

Like… imagine a Solas betrayal in Trespasser where he kills or seriously injures his supposed best friend, the man you love. Maybe whether he fully kills Felassan or fails to take the killing blow based on how high or low his approval is with the Inquisitor, and maybe based on a personal quest where you help resolve an argument or something.

And then in the next installment you are fighting to keep the Veil from falling and you learn of Solas’ betrayal from Felassan himself, verbally or from the mouth of someone he knew (Briala, perhaps, to have a cameo)

Something way more compelling about an immortal who has come to see the world as real and is willing to die fighting the man he’s followed for thousands of years because the world as it is now is beautiful and so are it’s people

[kei-crocker]

Fenton sibilings one shot!

When the Fenton kids need an adult but don’t want their parents or Vlad to know, they call Dan to pretend to be one.

It really irritates Dan, but he ends up doing what they ask anyway.

Well... he has really pale skin and blazing hair, but it's Amity Park. As long as he pulls low his cap and does not growl at all the ppl who approach Jazz, nobody knows that he is a foul ghost.

The guard pats his shoulder and adds causally, "You look so pale, pal! Catch some rays!" which really makes Dan pissed off.

Danny chuckles nervously and grabs Dan's hand pulling him inside.

And here’s where the problem starts: they go to places (wherever they are) without a "proper" adult. Sure, Dan might physically be an adult, but as everyone knows, he’s not actually an adult.

(Honestly, Vlad barely acts like an adult either, but that’s not the point.)

[makaria-blessed]

Oh.

Oh.

the sound I made was not human

[mangosmoothiepussyv3]

youre just gonna scroll by without saying 'mrow'?

[dust-of-embers]

New Deadpool Wolverine idea!

Logan learns the full Spanish version of Remember Me from Coco so he can sing it to Laura.

I wanna add something more to it, like maybe Wade is showing Logan every movie he can think of (everything on Disney plus, cuz they can use all that without copywrite) and Logan ends up learning every bit of Spanish he can until Wade tells him there’s a fully Spanish version

Also I feel like Wade would make the whole family watch lilo and stitch while shouting “LOOK, ITS ME AND PEANUT!!” While pointing at stitch rolling around, and no one is too sure if he views himself as lilo or stitch (he’s lilo in this scenario, but he’s chaotic enough to be stitch)

I should just get bits from lilo and stitch and animate them into poolverine moments…

[jazzically]

hes even got that ace bow tie. i love you mr. 6,000' fire squid

the true aroace king

[aliennopossumm]

half-crack theory: grian doesnt have many watcher powers anymore. he's not orchestrating wild life, thats still the watchers doing. but then how does grian know of the wild cards? taurtis tells him. he wants to give his friend a head start, an advantage, a way to be safe.

[howlsofbloodhounds]

some Headcannons about Killer relationship with Frisk and the Player.

I like imagining Frisk and Killer as rivals the battle of the partners. Killer being both Asriel and Frisk replacement their better version. Killer does refer to Frisk as a different person then the player and Killer seems to have some hate for them wether that Killer own feeling or left overs from Sans I'm unsure.

I like imagining that the player can control Killer their new vessel and replacement of Frisk. Do you think their are just many different players or just one it sounds like their is more than one but I just kinda wanted your opinion on things.

~Musical Anon

There’s not much information on the Something New player (or hacker, more accurately) unfortunately. Just that:

1. The Player really, really wanted Sans to say yes to the deal.

2. The Playee altered Sans’ code to lead to this outcome in some shape or form.

I know a lot of people seem to think that altering Sans’ code was similar to like, taking over his body and forcing him to say yes, but i personally like to think that altering his code made him more inclined to accept the deal because he struggled to discern and separate his wants from the Player’s (via suddenly thinking thoughts and having feelings that don’t feel like his, something like thought insertion in the context of OSDD-2), and is why he remembers what happens during Resets (as opposed to previously being aware that they exist) —and his code didn’t solidify into k1ll_sans until after his soul was changed, and Killer was officially ‘born.’

So in this way I like to think Sans still had bodily free will and agency in accepting the Deal even despite his altered codes—it’s just that remembering all the Resets clearly now and outside influences in the form of the human’s coercion and manipulation—as well as thoughts that don’t feel like his, feel like they’re coming from an outside source but must be what he wants, made him more inclined to listening to those thoughts that he thinks isn’t his as he starts to dissociate to cope with these alien thoughts and urges.

(Prime is example is thoughts of hurt, anger, and rage at Papyrus—likely growing thoughts about wanting to kill Papyrus—about how he “deserves” it—that, at the time, sent Sans recoiling from his own thoughts in disgust, shame, fear, confusion.)

3. The Player is the reason that Killer!Sans exists. Sans is like that because of us.

4. When referring to the Player, rahafwabas and killer only ever use the words “you” and “you’re”—speaking directly to the readers of the comics.

“You want Sans to agree, you want sans to kill them.”

“You are the reason Killer!Sans exists.”

“You are the reason I am like this.”

“What do you mean, tired? You wanted this. You all wanted this.” Suggests that the Something New Hacker could be anyone, and potentially multiple.

5. The Chara in Killer’s head uses “we” to refer to themself. “We only want to help you, sans. You don’t want another Bad Ending, do you?” Suggest to me that this is the language the ‘actual’ Chara used to back when they and killer weee still partners, enough so that it carries over into killers head.

I don’t believe it’s ever said after that if the Something New Player like, still actually around. Do they directly take control of Killer, or do they have him act on their will via stuff in his programming, even when they’re not there?

Did Killer break free by turning on the human, taking control of the Reset, and winning their game, he just thinks he isn’t in timelines where Nightmare kidnaps him—still doing what he thinks We want, even if the Player isn’t actually around anymore? Or was he never actually free at all. Is the Player actually still there, controlling him or trying to control him, or is it all in his head.

[galewindstudios]

creeper awwwwwwwww man 😖

*wiggles violently*

~

He'll explode the minute you're within petting range btw

[noonmutter]

Home for the Holiday

The Foodening...is Nigh.

Leon, being a farmboy and a cook, has a tradition for Pilgrim's Bounty.

For the week leading up to the holiday, there is a rule in the Peppercog-Ambroce household, nestled comfortably up next to the mountains in the Valley of the Four Winds: The front door stays unlocked until sundown, every day, period. On the day of the holiday itself, it stands wide open. Anyone who wants a meal, a place to stay, some company, or anything else is welcome and is considered family as long as they're there.

The food is enough to feed a village...of Pandaren. And it becomes apparent in the days leading up to the holiday that it very well might, as his neighbors (the closest stead is visible a mile away, and travelers come from as far as Halfhill) begin making friendly check-ins and bringing him extra stuff.

While there is always food ready and available (the final mile or so up to the house smells like heaven), the day-of meal is when Leon goes hard, and it's when his direct family and close friends arrive. On the day of the holiday, that house is packed, there is an entire menagerie of pets romping merrily through the back field, and it's a big noisy mess in which Leon stands firmly centered.

Attendees include:

Leon (obviously)

Kaewynn (first wife)

Pineapple (second wife)

Valarin (husband)

Terry (big brother, Viscount of Keel, Baron of the Brightgrove)

Shedwyn (sister in law, Viscountess of Keel, Baroness of the Brightgrove)

Vember (big sister by adoption, Harvest Witch)

Celedyn (boyfriend)

Cythion (roommate)

Cythion's son, Oli

Oli's two moms

Caythaes

Ithilios

Trist'ayran

Anzhin

Terry's personal bodyguard, Tully

Shedwyn's personal bodyguard/attache, Shu-fen

Terry and Dwyn's eight young children

Toby and Graeme (twins), Sam Jr, Ulfric and Corben Caythaes (twins), and their three-month-old triplet girls that I'll be honest we haven't had time to think of names for yet THEY DEFINITELY HAVE NAMES THO. Leon calls all the triplets "precious" because he hasn't learned to tell them apart yet; Terry will show off how easily he can as a party trick after a few beers

Lucien (Dwyn's firstborn)

Praecormu (a bronze drake, chosen guise is a farraki troll)

Eleyn (Duchess of Aramore, head of Getaway Cafe, take a wild guess which matters more to Leon)

Vaelin (one of Elly's entourage)

A grab bag of adventurers referring to themselves as The Meddlers

You, if you want!

This is one hell of a bigass party, and I don't have the means to run it as an event, so I thought I'd post it up as something on the order of a writing prompt. If Leon has ever met you, even in passing, even if only for five minutes, consider yourself invited. If you've never met him but your character would totally be down to crash a big family get-together that treats them like they're part of the family the whole time, do it.

Leon takes Pilgrim's Bounty very, very seriously, and he means it when he says everyone who walks in that door is family until they leave (it also means that leon hid all the really good silverware). They might very well be in danger of it lasting longer than that.

Feel free to throw your hat in the ring and say you were there, or even write up your own stories (or ping me for arpee about it, I might be able to accommodate a few here and there). If you do write stuff, tag me so I can see!

LET'S GET WHOLESOME