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Oh my god they are both so stupid
#rayla has the negative rizz of arc 1 callum#tdp#tdp spoilers#the dragon prince#give us the saga#continue the saga#rayllum#Rayla#Callum
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session 4 doodles pt. 1
#art#artwork#oc#artist#monhun#monster hunter#lagiacrus#nargacuga#astalos#rathian#rathalos#The Beast is still in a comatose state and probably dreaming of food#sable did a Very good job at finding prey#soren investigated a plains/forest fire#and then got his ass handed to him by a baby rath chick when he tried to calm it down#for context. i rolled a nat 1. and his charisma has a -1 modifier#so i. technically rolled a 0#this man has negative rizz#oc: soren
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Eames in a fucked up shirt i found on Amazon
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made a joke character to romance astarion and i fell deeply in love with them
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#astarion tríes seducing them in act 1 and doesn’t get far bc my tab is super autistic#and so he goes back to the drawing board and is like i’ve done this before nbd#eventually he just admits he’s coming on to them and they’re like yeah i know i don’t really date people or whatever#everytime astarion says darling or sweetheart tav just full body winces (partly because theyre uncomfortable with affection)#(but mostly because it’s cringe)#negative rizz vampire versus autistic swag artificer
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top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard
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you guys better not think im cool I've been using tinder for about a month and it has taught me that you could line up 100 hot singles who all think im the most beautiful man alive and I would still fumble every single one of them
#so much negative rizz its painful#the worst part is im conventionally attractive#and all of these people are clearly into me#the only problem is my special ability called natural 1 persuasion rolls#attictictic
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im literally gonna start tweaking
guys this quote from Glass Sword gets me every time .
it literally makes me want to boil down into nothing but ash and dust IM SOBBINGHGGGG. it's so poetic I cant do this
#mare literally loved him more than cal bro im sick#not in a romantic way. i think she was more attracted to cal but she loved maven more#because cal could betray her in book 1 and it was very hurtful to her but maven could betray her too and she was literally destroyed#and she told him she wouldve picked him over cal if it came to it. if he didnt FUCK IT UP by being EVILLL 🙄#maven makes me so stressed bro like STOP what are u DOING u literally HAD her 😡😡😡#when the thing keeping ur otp apart is the character itself#mareven cockblock is maven 👊 never met another fictional person with more negative L rizz#maven when i catch you maven when i catch you#mareven#maven calore#mare barrow#reblog
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Open commissions!
Jujutsu Kaisen:
Pillow | Cult Leader!Suguru Geto (+18. MDNI)
Dick or Treat | Sukuna Ryomen (+18. MDNI)
Favorite Client | Nanami Kento
Proud | Toji Fushiguro (+18. MDNI)
First Time | Megumi Fushiguro
Ride or Die | Ryomen Brothers (+18. MDNI)
Last Time | Nanami Kento (+18. MDNI)
OnlyFans | Toji Fushiguro (+18. MDNI)
Masiosare | Sukuna x Uraume (English)
Masiosare | Sukuna x Uraume (Español)
Ear Cleaning | Sukuna Ryomen
Ribs | Sukuna Ryomen
Blood Bath | Sukuna Ryomen
Eyes on Me | Sukuna Ryomen
A challenge drabble | Ino Takuma
Off Limits | Gojo Satoru
Temptating | Hiromi Higuruma
First Day | ItaFushi
League of Legends:
Negative Rizz | Heartsteel!Ezkayn
Free!
Sunset | RinHaru
League of Legends:
Out Of My League | Heartsteel!Kayn / Rhaast: Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4. (A NEXT PART SOON)
Jujutsu Kaisen
Jinx | Sukuna Ryomen: Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4. Part 5. Part 6. Part 7. Part 8. Part 9. Part 10. Part 11. Part 12. Part 13. Part 14. Part 15. (FINISHED)
Tyrant's Favorite | Sukuna Ryomen: Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4. Part 5. Part 6. Part 7. Part 8. Part 9. Part 10. Part 11. Part 12. Part 13. Part 14. Part 15. Part 16. Part 17. Part 18. Part 19. Part 20. Part 21. Part 22. Part 23. Part 24. Part 25. Part 26. Part 27. Part. 28. (ON GOING)
League of Legends:
Heartsteel Members as Iconic BTS Moments
Jujutsu Kaisen
Sukuna Is The Type Of Dad
Nanami Is The Type Of Dad
Choso Is The Type Of Dad
Jujutsu Kaisen:
Tyrant's Favorite | Sukuna Ryomen x Reader
Jinx | Sukuna Ryomen (COMING SOON)
Demon Slayer:
Runaway | Uzui Tengen x Reader
#jjk fluff#jujutsu kaisen#fanfic#bullet fic#jjk imagine#smut#modern au#fanfiction#fluff#sukuna ryomen#getou suguru x reader#geto suguru#jjk geto#geto x reader#jujutsu geto#geto smut#my fic#one shot#kayn league of legends#shieda kayn#kayn#heartsteel kayn#heartsteel#toji fushiguro#toji x reader#jjk toji#toji smut#toji x you#fushiguro toji#toji jjk
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already deleted a reply on that one post that was like "but if trump kicks it that means vance becomes president" bc that isn't the vibe i'm going for here. listen to me.
1) trump would still be dead and i would still be toasting his passing with champagne regardless. you must allow yourself joy.
2) jd vance has negative rizz. absolutely zero. the one thing trump has going for him is that he has the personality to pull off the cult leader schtick. as soon as trump kicks it the gop will be in such disarray trying to find someone who can fill his enormous clown shoes and i will also be toasting that right after.
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awkward : t. kageyama x reader
synopsis: student president yn has not fallen in love since high school and promised herself to never fall in love again. however after an encounter with kageyama tobio, she just might change her mind
status: coming soon
taglist: open!
tags: kageyama x f!reader, strangers to lovers, university au, student council president yn, (kinda) jock kageyama, smau
warnings: cursing, alcohol usage, suggestive themes, slight angst, ooc probably, spelling errors, this is my first fic ever HELP
inteoductions: tendou had negative rizz | ball is life + kenma
part 1:
#haikyuu#haikyuu imagine#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu smau#kageyama tobio#kageyama x reader#this is my first fic#hq#hq x reader#kageyama x y/n#hq smau#hq kageyama#softbunnylvr
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ateez masterlist
disclaimer: everything is smut, mdni. everything is idol x fem!reader
📖 31 fics and counting...
✲ multiple members
first flight to hongkong | 18.3k — idol!au, dom ot8!ateez
yes, you're suprised when your company offers you a vacant spot in the vip crew. but "surprised" doesn't cut it when you discover what kind of service your company provides the vips
the 9th member | 11.8k — idol!au, dom and sub ot8!ateez
what would it be like to be the 9th member of ateez, only there to satisfy the urges of the others?
realistic sex with ateez | on going series — headcanons
how each member would actually fuck you
seonghwa▪︎mingi▪︎yunho▪︎wooyoung▪︎san...tba
sharing is caring? | 5.2k — idol!au, simp!mingi & possessive bf!hongjoong
of course hongjoong cares about his friends but when mingi gets too close to his girl it’s time to remind him sharing is not always caring.
the good friend | 3.4k — idol!au, simp!mingi & bf!san
san has known about mingi’s crush on his girlfriend for a while now. he also happens to be a very good and caring friend who values their friendship very much. and san would do just about anything to help a friend
the better friend | 7.3k — idol!au, simp!mingi & bf!san
a good friend let's a friend watch. a better a friend let's him join
cheerleader | 1.5k — gentle dom!yunho, dom!mingi, dom!san, mean dom!hwa
the boys always like to celebrate victory with their biggest cheerleader after a game
✲ kim hongjoong
bonnie & clyde | 2.5k — dom gang leader!hongjoong ft. ateez
there's something so primal and enticing about your leader taking a life to protect the crew at all costs
drabbles: 1▪︎2
✲ park seonghwa
headache | 1.7k — soft gentle dom!seonghwa
you've been suffering from headaches recently but your boyfriend knows exactly how to get rid of them
damnation of a saint | 13.7k — sin of lust! x nun!reader
life is dull when you are an immortal being such as seonghwa. every day is the same and you live (or rather, merely exist) through the times crushed by the burden of boredom. until something new comes along in the form of a kind, compassionate and righteous newly ordained nun. and so the sin of lust makes it his personal mission to corrupt the purest of souls: yours.
✲ jeong yunho
the drill | 6.8k — nerd dom leaning switch!yunho
yunho cant seem to pick up anyone at the club. for two main reasons, two problems if you will. the first one: his rizz level is negative and the second one... well it's bigger. much, much bigger. a huge problem wooyoung has named "the drill"
behind the mask | 2.7k — bf!yunho
it's halloween night and your sweet golden retriever boyfriend wants to have a little harmless fun
✲ kang yeosang
daddy's little trooper | 2.4k — sweet loving dom!yeosang
after a torrid night with your boyfriend you wake up hungry for a nutrious breakfast but yeosang is just insatiable
streaming: cloud 9 | 1.7k — streamer!au, hard dom!yeosang
you decide to test your boyfriend's nerves while he's live streaming
pretty in pink | 1k — gentle dom!yeosang
your boyfriend just thinks pink suits you very much and loves to make you blush by all means
✲ choi san
incubus: coming of age | 11.3k — fanstasy!au, dom incubus!san
being in love with your boss, doctor jeong yunho, is a nightmare. unlike this dream you're having right now of him gently kissing you in the middle of the night. but something feels off. doctor jeong doesn't quite sound like himself...
✲ song mingi
still your biggest fan | 2k — established relationship, idol!au
your bf is on the other side of the globe touring. somehow you fear the cheers of the fans will make him forget about you. so you decide to remind him you are still and will always be his biggest fan
partition | 2k — gentle dom husband!mingi ft. jongho
finally back from a long business trip your husband takes you to a very nice date to celebrate. but after so long apart you are not sure you can keep your hands to yourself on your way to the restaurant
skinny dipping | 2.6k — college!au, swim team captain dom!mingi, pinkgi ♡
your boyfriend he is so focussed on training for the upcoming championship he forgot tonight was supposed to be date night but maybe he can make it up to you
facetime | 1.1k — switch!mingi, switch!reader, established relationship
mingi has a small favor to ask you real quick
lovers on the sun | 4.8k — cowboy!mingi, friends to strangers to lovers, outlaw!au
you never understood why mingi chose that life. chose to be an outcast, a loveless bandit. over the years you came to terms with it. you got married, you grew. but when the outlaw finds himself gravely wounded his instincts drag him back to you. to the person he's willing to sacrifice everything for
booksmart | 3.1k — sub leaning!mingi, tutor!reader, uni au
maybe mingi didn’t make the smart choice picking a stem major? because the classes proves themselves to be rather difficult especially when mingi as to learn about the female anatomy without having any “field knowledge” on the subject. but as his tutor it’s your duty to help him study, by all means necessary.
✲ jung wooyoung
milkshake | 3k — sub business man!woo, trophy wife!reader, office!au
wooyoung needs to impress the ceo and chairman to get the newly open cfo position and for that he's planning to go all out, show off everything he's got. including his precious, stunning and bewitching wife: you.
✲ choi jongho
break up with him | 3.5k — angsty, mean dom!jongho, ft. yunho
jongho is tired to be the bad guy. tired of acting like he doesn't care when you kiss him. tired of lying to his best friend. and he's ready to put everything on the line. he wants you for himself only.
drabbles: 1
#ateez smut#masterlist#m.list#byuntrash101#navigation#kpop smut#hongjoong smut#seonghwa smut#yunho smut#yeosang smut#san smut#mingi smut#wooyoung smut#jongho smut#ateez fic#ateez ff#ateez fanfic#ateez#hongjoong#seonghwa#yunho#yeosang#san#mingi#wooyoung#jongho
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OH also this Shepard, the buffest engineer alive, goes out to the cowards who say you can't make a hot Shepard without it being the John/Jane canon variants or without the use of mods. get good etc etc
I'm a strong proponent of the Shepard/Vakarian bffship, but there's compelling evidence for Joker and Shepard over the series. I'll be curious to see how my opinion on the characters have changed with age. I'd forgotten little moments like this one. I'll be honest, my girl Ash is already suffering a little bit, she actively doesn't like Ze'ev, yikes. Ze'ev and Deb are VERY different Sheps, despite him being based on Deb (but he doesn't make me dysphoric lmao), and them both being renegons. Will be interesting to see how I feel.
#he's the hot guy who only manages to get laid because he IS hot and smart. despite negative rizz.#i mean. meer's delivery in 1? woof. it gets better but. ze'ev is another autistic king. flat effect hottie.
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(Im)possibly fate masterlist
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Summary: Idol!Jungwon and Idol!Reader accidentally get to know each other due to Y/n’s mistake at an award show. They end up in big trouble with almost every one.
Warnings: cursing, angst, eventual smut, teasing members, ky$ jokes sometimes, lmk what i missed!!!
A/n: i’ll post a chapter’s release date everytime i’ve gotten it figured out! + if u got something negative to say scream it in ur pillow, not in my comments<3
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Chapters:
LUVMI profiles!!!
#1 - I’m lost… (text)
#2 - YOU GOT BITCHES?!
#3 - “Little Kitten” *ehem..* (text and pics)
#4 - i think i’m a psycho
#5 - #nojoke
#6 - “Jungwon..?” (Text)
#7 - should i be worried..?
#8 - GSTCJSFJSIFXIFCUTE
#9 - Need help? (SMUT and text)
#10 - *sips drink* ah drama
#11 - SO YOU GOT RIZZ?
#12 - keepin me alive
#13 - use ur brain idiot
#14 - kisses and hugs (text)
#15 - go to bed child
#16 - fuck the public
#17 - pls dont be mad
#18 - i missed you.
#19 -
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Taglist: comment if u wanna be on my taglist!
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Autistic/neurodivergent 👻 (💀🧼 too bc why not/it's my comfort ship and I love them)
(chock full my own personal HCs and ideas, also mental health stuff/issues/problems heyo)
CW: brief mentions of s*icide/s*icidal ideation
I have a lot more to say about this freak, than pretty boy, ADHD brain rotted Johnny, so let’s get into it‼️‼️
Ghost is socially awkward as all hell with actual negative rizz, whether platonically or romantically. Most people write him off as weird, creepy, or scary, though that's also part of his charm and mystique for some reason.
Autistic, (and it's painfully obvious lmao). Special interests include Skyrim, DND, Bloodborne, Dark Souls, Elden Ring, The Witcher, etc. An absolute sweat, so it’s absurdly good at the games too. Also owns a ridiculous amount of merch pertaining to these games, from t-shirts to fucking coffee mugs. Their eyes will positively light up whenever they get the chance to geek out, and will talk your ear off about it. Soap always listening to it's nerdy rants, as he just loves to hear Simon talk no matter what it’s about. But, also because he’s always so eager to learn about what his partner likes or is interested in. Every now and then it'll get Johnny to join them for a round of DND or watch him play Skyrim or some other game, or even other members of the 1-4-1. And even though Soap and the others aren't nearly as experienced and well-versed in these games as Ghost is, they still both/all have a lot of fun. Outside of video games, they’re also obsessed with marine life and sea creatures. They're especially fond of sharks, he has a large collection of stuffed sharks/shark plushies in fact. Each with their own individual names that he loves dearly. Can't sleep without at least one plushie or shark, and sleeps with a different one each night, cycling through them. They also love to visit aquariums and the beach, and it has encyclopedic knowledge when it comes to most underwater creatures or marine mammals you can think of. He loves to show this off via party trick, or of course, just for the sake of rambling about it. It owns entire books on just sharks or marine life, and is obssessed with watching nature doctumentaries, whether it's on sea or land creatures.
Speaking of his fascination with marine life...He even keeps a few Ranchu goldfish as pets that it bought online from a breeder, (as Ranchu goldfish are one of it’s favorite fish/favorite breeds of goldfish). It thinks of them as it’s own children, and does it’s due diligence and research to provide them with the best care possible, (plus a beautifully decorated tank). Their names are Wotsit, Tangy, and Oswald. Wotsit and Oswald are males, Wotsit is red and black, and Oswald is a "calico" Ranchu. While, Tangy is female, and is orange and white.
At first, Johnny can't for the life of him understand what makes a goldfish, (fish being some of the most boring pets in the world in his humble opinion), so appealing as a pet. But he sees how happy the fish make Simon, so he doesn't really question it, just leaving it at "if they’re happy, than I guess that's all that really matters". Though the more Ghost talks about them with so much excitement and affection for it’s little fishy friends, the more Soap begins to appreciate them and kind of grow attached to them in his own way.
Simon stims by bouncing his legs, pacing, flapping their hands, or grinding his teeth (had to get braces and later a retainer to fix their teeth because of this). It used to mainly stim by rocking back and forth as a child, and he still does it from time to time to help calm himself, or for comfort when they need it. It also likes to walk on their tiptoes,—(he has exceptionally strong legs and calfs because of this habit),—especially when walking up or down stairs.
This detail is more just a general personality trait of his but whatever—
They are very expressive, (Johnny finds it absolutely adorable). Which is something not a lot of people know about him, as when the situation calls for it or when they need to get it together, he has excellent control over his emotions. A sensitive crybaby, and is a very emotional person. Quite literally can’t help it.
Ghost often has a hard time understanding other people or what they're feeling due to his autism. They're not heartless by any means, and it tries it's best to understand, but most times they unintentionally come off as insensitive or mean. He’s also brutally honest with people and never lies.
Simon needs constant reassurance due to their often low self-esteem, and Johnny is more than happy to provide that for him. Always praising them and telling them that he’s handsome, that he’s enough, that he’s perfect, and that he’s such a good boy.
(Speaking of Soap praising him, Ghost has a praise kink, to which Johnny is also more than happy to indulge. Though will occasionally use it’s kink against it, such as openly giving it praise during missions. Which Simon is always embarrassed, and seemingly hates it, but in actuality it’s the hottest thing ever).
That he loves them more than anything in the whole wide world, and would not trade him for anything. That he’d never lie, or cheat on him, (and he’s proven time and time again that he’s a man of his word). That it is his “forever” and nothing can change that.
The fact that Johnny is always so considerate of it’s needs touches Simon so deeply, as none of it’s past partners had ever been so respectful. Warming their heart, and it only continues to deepen the love he has for his partner. 💖
Ghost has a rescue German Shepherd named Riley. They love the dog to death, brings him everywhere with them. Simon especially likes to always take Riley with him when they go out jogging or for a run, or whenever they just feel like walking around the neighborhood to clear their head. The two are joined at the hip, not only because they’re incredibly attached to each other...But because Riley is trained as an emotional support animal for PTSD and anxiety-related reasons, and is also a medical alert service dog. Regarding not only some pretty nasty asthma, but he’s got some hereditary cardiovascular/heart issues that could prove to be a real problem.
Simon can't really live without him.
Riley is formerly both a fighting and military dog, they took him as their personal pooch, after no other handlers would work with him due to aggression issues. He has stunning green eyes and a beautiful black and tan coat. Though he's a bit mangy. With Ghost having handmade a leather spiked collar and a chain leash to match his overall ruggedness, though Riley's personality couldn't be farther from his tough exterior. Simon has re-trained and re-socialized him very well, and has helped him to unlearn his past temperament/behavior. Good with kids and other dogs and animals, loves people and attention. Though still has just enough bite left in him to be protective and to act as a guard dog for him and Johnny, always at the ready in case something happens. Which in Ghost's eyes is highly important and appreciated in a dog.
Riley's past history really tugged on Simon's heartstrings, so he has dedicated himself to pampering his dog. Getting him the best dog food money can buy, always looking out for a new toy for him when he goes to the store, etc. Riley often will sleep in between Ghost and Soap or at the foot of their bed.
Ghost struggles with PTSD and generalized anxiety disorder (GAD). His PTSD stems from his traumatic childhood. While his anxiety is mostly a by-product of his PTSD and trauma, as well as something born from the stress of being in the military, and learning to always be on the alert, never at ease. Though both seem to be somewhat tied to his autism as well.
They have panic attacks regularly, (which can be very dangerous because of his asthma, having to carry an inhaler on him at all times). (Plus, his heart condition is heavily affected by stress, which he’s treated/medicated for, but can still pose a risk). Flashbacks occur more often than not, (their flashbacks mostly happen in their sleep, as nightmares and night terrors).
Johnny is really the only one who knows of their past and mental health. (On all government mandated material, it’s intentionally left vague. The most it recognizes is that Ghost was born in Manchester, that his father's got a lengthy criminal record, and his capture and extensive torture by Roba).
As they don’t really talk about themselves that much, half because they’d rather not bring up such painful memories, and half for the fact he doesn’t really want other people knowing his business. Either that, or it's just that either no one ever really cared to know, or people weren't stubborn (or stupid) enough to press on it further, (apart from Johnny of course).
Soap is incredibly understanding and patient, therefore, it was very easy to open up to him. (Simon still finds that Johnny's the only person he's super comfortable opening up to, but also it opens up to and overshares with Roach every now and then). Johnny has a strange sort of calming effect on Ghost. Soap being an expert on how to get Simon to relax. Even when Ghost has a whole-ass service dog, (who also happens to be registered as an emotional support animal too), for this exact reason and purpose—But, Johnny frankly doesn't give a fuck. He wants it to know that he’s there for them, and that he cares deeply for him. Simon appreciating his fawning over him, and him taking care of them greatly.
Simon also has major depressive disorder (MDD), having struggled with such since childhood, and battles with suicidal ideation/thoughts on the daily.
They have actually even attempted quite a few times in the past. (Fun fact, the closest he’d ever come to successfully killing himself, was when Soap had gone into a months long coma after having been nearly killed by Makarov).
He’ll have depressive episodes that can last from days, to weeks, to months, sometimes being borderline debilitating and/or incapacitating. Soap tries to always be there for it during hard times, and this is no exception. He tries to provide him with what they may need, whether it’s a bit of humor to get it’s mind off things, or consolation after a long day, or maybe a hug, or one of their favorite snacks from the grocery store.—All Ghost has to do is ask, but usually Johnny always knows what he needs without a word being said between them.
Ghost goes to therapy regularly, and it does help a lot, (as they’ve got a fantastic therapist, having provided them with tools that have helped to save their skin on more than a few occasions). Though unfortunately despite this,—he’ll never be completely happy or stable. But that’s fine and is something it can live with, as long as he has Soap by their side and other people to support him. 💖
And last but not least…All members of the 1-4-1 having highly specific phobias? Yes please!
As for Ghost…
He is deathly afraid of thunderstorms/has major Astraphobia, as it triggers flashbacks regarding his father’s physical abuse. Simon is about the most vulnerable you’ll ever see him during a thunderstorm, they can’t do anything but curl up into a ball and sob and shake. He’s even pissed himself from fear on a few occasions after a particularly loud clap of thunder. Soap always tries to make sure he’s by their side when bad weather is soon to come, even planning his schedule around it (if he can), or rushes home to it in the event of a storm. If they end up having an accident he’ll help to clean them up. Cuddling with him, holding them and having Ghost clinging to him while they cry into his shoulder, attempting to soothe him with lovely words and a gentle touch.
They are also afraid of bugs/have major entomophobia, their entire squad teases and makes fun of them for it, (including Johnny lmao). Though it’s all in good fun, and if Simon ever encounters a single solitary insect…It’s got comfort in knowing their buddies and Soap are there for them, and will protect them. :3 (Idk, I just think it would be hilarious that this grim reaper looking ahh mf, 6’0 or taller brick shithouse of a man, is afraid of a fly getting too close to him).
I really need to gather up my hcs for Gaz and Price and write them down, I love those two as much as Ghost and Soap…I also wanna write shit about NikPrice, bc that’s like my favorite COD ship next to GhostSoap…hrmmm
#cod modern warfare#call of duty#cod mw3#cod mw2#video games#ghoap#ghostsoap#soapghost#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#ghost call of duty#ghost x soap#ghost mw2#ghost mw3#simon riley#autism#headcanons#headcanon#cod fanfiction#cod fanfic#fanfic#fanfiction#ship dynamics#shipping#cod#autism x adhd#adhd x autism#mental health#actually autistic#adhd
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okay so after asking a younger friend of mine for the meaning of some more common gen alpha terms and lingo, here's what i've been able to pick up on so far:
gyatt/gyat: fat ass, large butt. evolved from the phrase "god damn" -> "ge-yott damn" (drawing out the vowels in god and adding a t at the end for extra emphasis) -> "gyatt damn" (vowel sound evolving to be pronounced more like "bat") -> somehow transformed into a noun referring to one's butt somehow
alpha: does NOT refer to the omegaverse, although its origin similarly refers to the leader wolf in a pack. is an adjetive which refers to someone who is generally well respected or powerful; positive term, is a compliment
sigma: a modifier placed in front of nouns that emphasizes them in a way i don't quite understand yet, i.e "sigma male." seems to be used in somewhat the same way as "very" or "extremely" but for nouns instead of verbs or adjetives?
rizz: one's ability to successfully flatter a romantic interest or get them interested in them. i KNOW there is a synonym of this that's more commonly known (for example smooth, slick) but i can't find a 1:1 comparison or equivalent word anywhere so i'll get back to this one later. positive term; is a compliment
rizzler: related to above; is essentially someone who is very good at pulling bitches. very positive term; compliment. the "-ler" suffix is the same as the Onceler which is why i was able to pick up on this one instantly, i wonder if that's where they got the idea from
skibidi: adjetive. HIGHLY contextual word that can either be positive or negative when referring to someone, but seems to be mostly used neutrally to positively. indicates that the subject's actions is or would be positively received within Gen Alpha spaces? can also be used as a noun in very specific cases (i.e "and that's on skibidi"). refers to the popular animated YTP series Skibidi Toilet. (note: the full phrase "skibidi toilet" when used as an adjetive seems to be pretty negative, mostly due to the emotions associated with toilets.)
fanum tax: referring to the influencer Fanum, who jokingly stole/steals food from their friends on stream. similar concept as the sibling tax or parent tax, in which a family member snatches food off of your plate and is allowed to because they're related to you. i'm pretty sure this phrase can also be used to refer to jokingly snatching all manner of things from people you're close to, not just food. despite being commonly associated with them, a lot of gen alphas don't actually know what this one means either, so i had to do some digging on Urban Dictionary to figure it out. noun; neutral. (something i find interesting about this phrase specifically is that in it, the name Fanum has been turned into a simple noun, like how people will say "googling it" when referring to looking something up on the Internet.)
i spent like twenty minutes writing this out hope it helps someone! if anyone has corrections or comments, feel free to add :]
#apollo's tag#gen alpha#linguistics#yes i'm taking this very seriously. i am a huge nerd and also i find this sort of stuff genuinely interesting
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Children of Hekate
Children of Hekate are mysterious, intriguing, magnetic, and sensual artists who are forced to learn how to alchemize their pain into blessings and gifts for humankind, On the outside they seem to have it all; influence, power, charm, beauty, and success. However, underneath those layers of glory are usually whirlpools of pain that never cease to an end. The tragic but empowering lives of Hekate kids always make the most captivating stories to tell.
Gifts
Sexy as FUCK and got rizz for daysssss
Naturally draw people in with their aura
Very gifted with magic and spells
Very intuitive people
Extremely creative people
Very in touch with their own emotions
They are very good at making you feel seen and heard
They spot people’s shadow sides very easily
They tend to know what the other person wants
People wants to get close to them or want to dig into their life
They gain fans very easily
They are very emotionally understanding people
Good at making other people feel loved and cared for
LOVED by the opposite sex
Exudes sex and can’t hide that
Their emotions really draw you in because they are very intense
They really care about the wellbeings of the underdogs
They are down to help someone for free
Their artwork speaks to people no matter what it is they put out there
Gifted astrologers because Hekate’s mom is Asteria
They are very good at turning their negative emotions into artwork
Takes good care of small animals and kids
Naturally protective and they are naturally fighters
They have the ability to walk out of any darkness imposed on them
They can fight through anything in life even if some people might take longer
They are some of the most empathetic people once healed from their traumas
A LOT of people want a piece of them
They can spot people’s shadow side very easily
They naturally have influence over others
Very gifted prophets
They have the power to push through any hardships in life
Common Themes in the Life of a Child of Hekate
They feel their emotions at an intensity most people don’t get to experience
Prone to developing mental health illnesses due to Hekate’s 3 form’s collective energy being overwhelming on the native
Experience the most emotional swings in life
Thoughts are so powerful they will always have a significant impact on their reality
It’s best for them to not stick to one career path throughout their lifetime
Their manifestations are so powerful they need to be careful what they wish for
Extremely volatile self-esteem
Most of them grew up with fragmented families
Prone to negative thinking/bad self-talk
They need gentler treatment from people around them
Prone to victim mindset
No matter what happens in life, as long as they try hard, they will always be kept afloat
They tend to get more help from people of the opposite sex than people of the same sex
Attracts jealousy very easily
They need to choose their romantic partners very wisely
Most of them are prone to falling for the hot but toxic partner
Their family can set them back for years
They struggle with grasping the truth and getting a good sense of reality
Maintaining good mental health should be their no.1 priority in life
They are either easily influenced by people’s dark sides or become the toxic one that influence others negatively
They are usually very genuine with their emotions
They are usually the black sheep of their family
Probably made a contract to sacrifice their early childhood happiness for material success and magical powers
They usually got prominent sideral cancer, aquarius, and/or pisces placements in their chart. (usually a combination of cancer + something else)
Deep thinkers
Need HUGE amounts of spiritual protection to thrive in life
Treats animals very well
People who learned their lessons and worked on their shadow selves usually become VERY good parents
Extremely protective
Natural guides/protectors
A lot of them will always have a kind heart no matter what life throws at them
Challenges
Almost all of them face MASSIVE struggles with their mental health as they are influenced by all 3 of Hekate’s sides but that energy is often times too much for a human to handle
Extremely prone to escapism and unhealthy coping mechanisms
They are prone to drowning in their depressive feelings for a very very long time
They can be too emotional or vengeful to their own detriment
Prone to self-isolation or pushing everyone around them away
Prone to extremities
They are usually born into dogshit biological families
Struggles with an intense amount of suicidal thoughts
Usually surrounded by bad influences in their early childhood
Too stubborn to change for their own good sometimes
Their negative thoughts can manifest into their actions very fast
“Becareful what you wish for”
They LOVE going for the popular boy/girl whos actually emotionally unavailable af just because it satisfies their ego (Medea’s lesson)
Extremely Stubborn
Suffer from a lot of jealousy (at them or towards others)
Trouble expressing their vulnerabilities
Spiritually vulnerable and prone to being taken advantage of
People LOVE to disrespect their boundaries
Can suffer really deeply from sexual harassments
Prone to lashing out in very extreme ways that push people away
Suffer a lot from betrayals, especially from their families
They have to learn to overcome a huge amount of darkness in life
They suffer a lot from the evil eye
Suffer from unwanted attention
Not the best at giving a good first impression
Controversial
A lot of them struggle with BPD, ADHD, Bipolar, and etc
People are usually dismissive of the emotions they struggle with are they are judgmental towards it
They are usually not given the same grace they give to others
They tend to give to the wrong people until they learn their boundaries
They attract a lot of problematic people to them
Their vengefulness can cause them a lot of trouble in life
A lot of them face a horrible amount of abuse in their earlier life
They have trouble putting their egos down to ask for help
Disclaimer: Everything written above stemmed from my own observations, I'm not claiming to be 100% accurate on everything
#deity work#deity worship#greek gods#greek mythology#hellenic gods#spirituality#greek pantheon#observations#pjo#records#hekate#hecate#mythology#ancient greece#goddess worship#goddess of magic#the hardest one i have to write by far#for reasons i cant say
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