#// it's ridiculous xDD

[elvenbeard]

Glitter and Gold

upcoming masc underwear by winks uwu

[dustykneed]

who’s your most favorite non Star Trek blorbo? :)

hilariously non-fandom (ish) but... mr john keating (dead poets society)! keating/mcallister is one of my favorite ships actually hahah. i know most people ship the boys but i guess i just made a beeline for the old married couple (as always xDD). i have this whole fix-it au for dps... 6k words of complete self indulgence and counting <333

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

badum-tss

[red-hemlock]

louise attacks river with limitless boops!!! 🐾

Send 🐾 to boop my muse! @frostise

"Noooo-...!!!"

Wailing with the force of a thousand dramatic banshees, the mighty Riversong Locke 'crumples' under the fierce onslaught of Killer Frost's relentless revenge! Defeat is certain, served stone-cold as she falls floor-bound with a hand plashed to the forehead all for suspenseful effect. And the other? Well, that one produces a ketchup bottle from God-knows where, squeezing crimson spurts Heaven-high.

''Borrowed' from Pauli's no doubt.

To which she promptly starts scream-hacking as gravity brings that slew of spicy red right down onto her closed lid and parted mouth.

[littleporksausage]

What I should be doing: Studying for the exam I have tomorrow

What I actually did: Clearing out space in my hard drive to download Baldur's Gate 3, in an act of pure hubris

[hirazuki]

Mine is 4 years old, I've only had it for 2, but yes they commonly don't anymore. You gotta go out of your way to find one with.

All in trying to thin down phones as much as possible, I honestly hope the EU steps up like it has for universal charging cables in the past.

To my detriment, I learn something new every day 😔

[swan-orpheus]

I found a used book that is basically a Choose Your Own Adventure book featuring Clones! The combined nostalgia factor of reading such books as a child during Summer and also watching episodes of The Clone Wars later as an adult...

This was a necessary purchase.

The four pages of the preface are ripped :/, but the rest are in excellent shape and even the ripped snippets are intriguing! Alas, I wish I knew what the rest of it said. I am rather interested in the statement, "In your studies, you have learned about every known planet in the universe." The galaxy, surely, i.e. the known universe. Still. Adding clone education specifics to my personal head canon.

You take a quiz at the beginning, tally the points and then flip to the appropriate page to discover your particular clone vocation/assignment.

You either wind up doing reconnaissance, becoming a demolitions expert, a medic, or a sergeant. Or alternatively, you can just go to one of the four pages and start on a journey of your choice without the quiz. You make decisions, turn to the indicated page to experience the consequences, etc.

I forgot how much fun these sorts of books are! Highly recommend to any Clone fan. It seems like you can find it used fairly easily. Also, the amount of random Cody gush in this book is pretty spectacular. 11/10

[nocturnalazure]

[laufire]

for a moment I thought they REALLY were going to do the ridiculous “run through an airport to declare your love” trope in Grey’s Anatomy. I should’ve had more faith LMAO. the fact that Nick called Meredith as a last-ditch attempt and she hung up on him?? fucking glorious.

[gloireceleste]

this. but in white. @plantswhisperer

[nehswritesstuffs]

!! you have a tumblr !! hello!! i am a huge fan of your corabelle stories ♥️ i love the way you portray their relationship (especially in “double-date from hell”, god that story cracks me up so much it’s unbelievable)

thank you so much for the rarepair food!! your writing is a gift ♥️

Aaaaah, thank you! Yes! I have a tumblr! You're the one who wrote the complimentary bookmark! I do appreciate that~ >///< I'm actually poking away at another Bellazón/Corabell related thing right now, so hopefully that will be out soon-ish. If I can. *checks it* I mean, I haven't gotten to the Bellazón part yet, but it'll be in there. The pairing has been treating me well, considering that Father Like Son, Mother Like Daughter, Parent Like Child (masterpost) currently has the most bookmarks of any of my other stories on AO3, bar none.* It's impressive.

Also, FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION DOUBLE DATE FROM HELL ([tumblr] - [FFN] - [AO3]), because I literally JUST reread that and I had to laugh because yes that is some hilarious shit right there. I've been wanting to possibly write some more in that continuity but I've not gotten anything yet and feel like if it does, it'll probably smack me at, like, 4am and not let go until I write 23k words in three days lololol. Their relationship in that one is just too good to do once. It's too good in general to write only once, but you know what I mean. They know what they're about.

Anyhow, I'm glad that people are enjoying my recent forays back towards my roots! :D It's been fun and good for me like you wouldn't believe.

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*I get the feeling that part of the reason why this fic does so well is the kids' altered sibling dynamic but that's neither here nor there bc wtf you guys powered past a 9yo Doctor Who WWII/1940s/1950s AU like it was nothing gg my dudes

[elvenbeard]

chilling by the hotel pool 🍑🍌

[giantkillerjack]

My weed tolerance is so high that my one-hitter barely does anything for me anymore, but our tiny ugly unbreakable silicone bong fills me with unbridled love for the power of friendship in about 5 minutes. Maybe I should invest in one of them big fuck-off bongs. I just want to use this flower efficiently! Medicating chronic pain isn't cheap! - I wonder if they make really big silicone bongs. It's okay if they're not the prettiest. No one in this house should be trusted with glassware, myself least of all!*

*okay maybe the pitbull least of all but still

[miyakuli]

There're people who take selfies to feel better with themselves (I guess). It doesn't work for myself, I hate looking at mine x')

So what I do is taking selfies when I am at the worst like super sick ; this way I look at myself and think that compared to this shitty face, when I am healthy I look pretty fine indeed xD

[red-hemlock]

☎ (for Senja or Garrett if you want!)

Put ☎ in my ask for your muses info in my muses phone: @bluefeathrs

(HUEHUEHUE, WHY NOT BOTH?! >B] <3)

(Garrett first!)

NAME: Sunshine

RINGTONE: Bring Me to Life - Evanescence (Kidz Bop Version)

PICTURE: 

LAST TEXT RECEIVED: 

2:29am Rcvd; [SUNSHINE]: -Just a single video was sent, no words and no explanation given. It's a video of one incredibly impressive and skillful headshot being taken on some poor unsuspecting sap.-

LAST TEXT SENT:

2:30am [SUNSHINE]: ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ARE YOU KIDDING ME. ALREADY?! I JUST SAT DOWN AND GOT BREAKFAST GEEZ.

(For Senja!)

NAME: Ruffles

RINGTONE: Chicken Song - J.Geco

PICTURE: 

LAST TEXT RECEIVED: 

12:40pm Rcvd; [RUFFLES]: NO. I'm working don't u have a job or something?!

LAST TEXT SENT:

12:45pm [RUFFLES]: >8[ But Techno Chicken waits for NO ONE, dear!

[spinogreen0iq]

If I had just a tiny bit malice in me, y’all it would be so over.