#pork talks

[littleporksausage]

Am I the only one who finds the new chocolate guy videos insufferable?

They used to be calm, showing the process step by step, leading up to the reveal

Now they're so snappy, so cut together, it feels very distracting. I wasn't watching because it looked "satisfying" or some other bullshit, I was watching because the things he did were impressive and interesting.

Now they're just overly edited, too fast and too focused on the boring parts (instead of the interesting techniques he uses for details)

[sheepydraws]

The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

[littleporksausage]

The funniest thing is, you might ask the question, "How did no one realize sooner?" Especially in the biggest cases of fraud that spanned years.

One of these, concerning Jan Hendrik Schön, the answer to that was that everyone just assumed he was doing legit research.

Nobody could recreate his results. But they assumed they were doing something wrong. Nobody had ever seen the inventions he described, but they all assumed he showed them to someone

Whenever someone asked a question about some inconsistency in his papers he would play dumb and add whatever he was asked about into his next paper

He did that for 2 years. In that time he released a new paper on average every 3 weeks.

But it took so long to expose him. Partially because, unlike a lot of fraudsters, he was generally nice to people

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

[starrixle]

TOMTORD FANS I HAVE HORRIBLE NEWS.

IT'S GONE.

edit: context

[happybunnykat]

I really like the idea that York was Modeling part time for like a month and then immediately lost that because he went to one (1) punk show and immediately got lost in midnight alley for a week.

[latenightsundayblues]

Billy's way of showing affection is a bit... Unorthodox.

(it will happen again)

Stu is probably way more pleased about the discovery than any other sane individual would be

[littleporksausage]

I remember years ago I was on a group vacation with my mum and her coworkers with their families. One of my classmates was there, and she was one of the only two people there around my age

I talked to her maybe twice over the span of 9 days. I spent most of the time either reading or playing cards with the adults

My mum was surprised, and kind of annoyed at me. I told her I didn't have anything to talk about with the classmate, even though technically that wasn't true. We had some shared interests, I distinctly remember talking with her about Sims

I also remember her withdrawing from the conversation, kind of. I didn't know why. In hindsight, I probably dumped too much information and overwhelmed her

To this day, I struggle with this. I've gotten better, I try to notice when people get distant in the conversation and I consciously switch topics or ask questions to try to get them to talk.

(that often doesn't work. If I were to guess, I catch on too late sometimes)

I have few friends. But I'm undeniably closest with my best friend because we're both like this. I have been exposed to more media than I can list just through listening to them infodump, and vice versa

With another friend, who admittedly isn't on that level, but gets very invested in his passions, I have a similar dynamic. That mostly works because we've known each other so long that it's hard to take offense to anything that happens in conversation.

When I look at all this, I finally realize. Talking to new people, or those I'm just not close to, isn't just stressful due to social anxiety. It's also exhausting, because it's like a minefield. Everything I say I have to screen for whether I'm saying it correctly and at the right time.

The number of times I've had a family member say I'm saying weird things is astounding. Other people typically don't say it to my face, which makes it so much harder to know whether I've broken a social rule.

It feels like a lot of baggage. And building a mutual understanding that makes people more compatible conversationally feels like pure luck

Btw I was talking to Kiddo about social rules because we're both autistic and it doesn't come naturally to either of us but I have 25 years experience on them so I have some useful tips

And as proof of that: in that conversation I realised what neurotypicals mean when they say we "make everything about us"

When they're talking and we interject "fun facts" or start talking about something related to what they're saying we mean:

"I am showing interest in you and your interests by engaging with them and showing I'm listening by adding information"

From their perspective we are stomping over their turn to talk and making it our turn and therefore making it about us

Conversation example:

NT: my favourite animal is sharks

Autistic person: with some sharks species the shark pup that hatches first hunts the others and eats them while being incubated inside the mother

Autistic person perspective: I have shown interest in you by giving you information about a topic you have shown interest in

NT person's perspective: wow they made my favourite animal a time for them to show off instead of letting me talk when it was my turn

It's doesn't matter if it's "on topic" or "relevant to the person" if it's when it's their turn to be the focus of the conversation

Like I know there is a bit more to it but this is the first time in 39 years I have understood the accusation "you're making this all about yourself"

[housecow]

fuck yes!!!

also. i promise i will get back to y’all that’ve helped out with birthday stuff!!! <333 thank you all so much!!!

[stupidvillainousposts]

You cannot tell me that Fidds hasn't taught Stan some pig stuff so they could raise their daughter like the proper queen she is

Also like to headcanon that Stan spews out random pig facts when he's bored because that's what helps him fully retain knowledge

Stan, whilst he, Fidds, and the piglet are at the County Fair: Whoa, that's a huge pig! Is it legal to feed a pig whatever they're giving it?!

Fidds: Stanley, that's an intact boar. They get big, sweetie.

Stan: ...Is our daughter gonna get that big???

Fidds: Eh, probably just a little smaller once she reaches the age of 2.

Stan, nervously: Right, right.

-Later That Day-

Stan, out of nowhere: Female pigs can grow to approximately 20 to 38 inches in height, 35 to 71 inches in length, and 250 to 280 pounds depending on the breed.

Ford, mid-bite of his ham sandwich: Uh... okay?

[littleporksausage]

Eurasian magpies are such assholes (affectionate). And I respect them enough to know that they're fully aware of what they're doing.

There are magpies living near my apartment. At one point one pair nested close by my window, but they've since moved slightly further. However, magpies continue to taunt my cat whenever they can.

If the cat is locked inside, they will sit on the balcony. If he's on the balcony, they will choose the nearest tree and caw from there.

They always make sure to stay safe, but they will be dead before they let my cat forget that they are in control

Today's bird is this eurasian magpie yelling at a cat

[littleporksausage]

The voter turnout in this election was 10 percentage points higher than it was in 1989, which was the first free election in Poland since World War II

I can't get over how incredible that is

Turnout for people aged 18-29 increased by 20 percentage points

I had lost nearly all hope in the presidential election three years ago, but I was so wrong, and I am so happy I was wrong

We'll be okay. Maybe not good, not immediately for sure. But we're on the right path.

Finally

[puhpandas]

The fnaf cookbook of Gregory’s notes and him telling about ballora while also ballora being in help wanted 2 show has a bigger chance of GGY prequel.

sorry im just more suprised about gregory even having a menu in the cookbook????? he fucking loves pulled pork good god😭😭😭

[geuretea]

IM BACKKKK!

This is my sona telling my (most developed) ocs their stories (Agatha and Doyle aren't there cause I was so tired 😭 sorry)

[l0stfoster]

Pork Soda queued during my parkway drive and I considered crashing my car

[moonchild-in-blue]

Pro tip: if you're spending prolonged periods of time doing physically-demanding jobs where you need to move around a fair bit, lift heavy things, and overall put a lot of pressure on your muscles, do NOT be stupid like me and remember to eat 👍