#anyway some bongs are masterworks of beautiful blown-glass art. ! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

giantkillerjack · 1 year ago

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My weed tolerance is so high that my one-hitter barely does anything for me anymore, but our tiny ugly unbreakable silicone bong fills me with unbridled love for the power of friendship in about 5 minutes. Maybe I should invest in one of them big fuck-off bongs. I just want to use this flower efficiently! Medicating chronic pain isn't cheap! - I wonder if they make really big silicone bongs. It's okay if they're not the prettiest. No one in this house should be trusted with glassware, myself least of all!*

*okay maybe the pitbull least of all but still

#original #diary #listen. we used to have glass paraphernalia. but over time literally all of it broke.#the silicone one is unbreakable in that if I drop it on the ground it's not damaged. except for the little glass bowl #which i do think i broke at least once but was cheap to replace that part #one time i was smoking a little glass bong/bubbler - our very first! and i coughed into it and LAUNCHED the bowl piece across the bathroom #it hit the bathroom mirror and luckily the mirror was okay but the bowl was shattered. I couldn't even be upset it was really funny #I know I'm a living cartoon character. so is my wife and dog we are just a ridiculous group of silly little guys with poor spatial awarenes #actually to be fair to the dog he's actually improved a lot. but he is still a little force of nature. a dog shaped hurricane.#anyway some bongs are masterworks of beautiful blown-glass art. !#and MY BONG... is not that XD but it is UNBROKEN. the INDOMITABLE. with the aesthetic of a PA turnpike gift shop! XDD #[PA = Pennsylvania]

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