#// i haven't seen the new season yet but i saw that they went into what happened if jack lived lol

[karenandhenwilson]

I love how in 8x05 we see the start of Tommy's journey to be integrated into the 118 family. Something we haven't seen happen with any of the LI of Eddie or Buck (who are coincidentally the only ones who'd ever had to deal with LI outside the 118 family since it existed the way it does now).

We were reminded of the friendship between Tommy and Eddie this episode for everyone who forgot how that went in 7x04 and somehow missed the fact in 8x01 when Tommy was there for Chris' birthday as someone who actively helped prepare the decorations and not just some random and out-of-place guest. The only time in the past when we saw anyone trying to be integrated into the Buckley-Diaz dynamic was with Taylor. In the first scene of that (Treasure Hunt) Eddie was clearly the third wheel in the situation. In the second scene of that Taylor and Eddie's discomfort was so glaring it hurt.

This time with Tommy, though, all three bounced off of each other, interacting in a very easy and open way. No one was left out of the scene, even when Tommy and Eddie fell over themselves laughing about Buck believing he was cursed.

There has only been one time (other than Abby, but that's a different story) when they tried to show either Buck or Eddie's LIs interact with the 118 family group. That was when Ana came to the 118 during the blackout. And what we got from that scene was how uncomfortable Eddie was with having her in that space, foreshadowing even more where that relationship was heading.

This time with Tommy, though, no one was uncomfortable with him being at the hospital while they all waited for news about Denny. We also saw another moment of the Eddie and Tommy friendship. And we saw Tommy sitting in the middle of the group with the way Buck and he were seated.

And yes, sure, we were also reminded that Tommy isn't (yet!) fully part of the group when everyone got the text from Hen. But in the whole context of the episode, that moment actually has two purposes: First, it leads Buck to understand how he can lift his curse. (You know guys, this would be a proper point to use the term "plot device" ;) ) Two, it's prime foreshadowing that we're heading into the journey of Tommy fully integrating into the group, more than he already was with the placing in the waiting room.

Not feeling as a part of any group has been a recurring theme for Tommy in season 7 and season 8. And considering we how saw Hen and Chimney going out for drinks with Tommy in the flashbacks of season 2, Tommy and Chimney excitedly playing off of each other with movie quotes, and Hen throwing him the kind of party she likes to throw for her friends, it's something I think Tommy feels about himself without it being quite true. I think it might very well be something we'll learn more about, and hopefully, even something we'll see Tommy overcome with the support of Buck and Eddie and the 118 family.

[vidavalor]

The Kiss

There is a big something that I think might be missing in discussion of The Final 15 that could not only help to explain the finale but also help to answer the following common question:

How could Crowley & Aziraphale really be long-time lovers when the kiss is awkward and Aziraphale's response, in particular, could be taken as indicative of the opposite?

There is an answer. To see it involves asking these questions:

What, exactly, do Crowley and Aziraphale each thing is happening in The Final 15... and what are their plans to stop it that they are trying (and failing) to convey to one another?

Those plans-- Crowley's, in particular? They will show you how the show that is no stranger to the art of prestidigitation is showing basically the worst kiss imaginable between two beings who have been lovers for millennia and just how, exactly, that's possible with what their narrative magic trick led you to think you saw.

Grab a drink and c'mon in. We're going to reverse-engineer The Final 15 and, if you're anything like the people I've already shown this to, you might look at both the kiss and the ending of S2 in a whole new romantic light as a result...

The most common question and comment that I have received is always how it is that I can see Crowley and Aziraphale as very old lovers when the kiss in 2.06, to some people, tells a different story.

Very often this question comes not from people who don't want them to be old lovers but from people who do-- especially people who like my ideas about The Vavoom that Crowley spends half of S2 going on about being their first kiss or who agree with the idea that the ancient Rome scene and its highly euphemistic oysters is meant to suggest the first time Crowley and Aziraphale went to bed together. They agree with the zillions of little suggestions of Crowley and Aziraphale having been lovers in secret for millennia but they are thrown by the only kiss to date being that admittedly very painful to watch one with a reaction out of Aziraphale that is borderline devastated. If they've been a couple for ages, as a hundred different moments suggest, how can we square that with this kiss?

I've given this answer, in bits and pieces, to a few people and they all have been in agreement that it makes sense, answers those above questions, and actually also makes all of the end of S2 a bit more romantic, if still sad. Hopefully, if that's what you're looking for, it will do that for you, too. This is a very long post but if everyone's reading epic fic around the kiss, why not a meta, right? There are chocolate cookies. *passes the tray*

TWs: Satan's attacks on Crowley-- the possession-as-rape-analogy in Good Omens; PTSD; anxiety.

To understand both what's going on The Final 15 and why the kiss is... that kiss... we have to first understand just what it is that Crowley and Aziraphale think is happening in this scene.

There are a lot of distractions thrown in everywhere and, as I've looked around, I haven't seen anyone talk yet about what Crowley thinks is happening, in particular... because it's not just his worry about Aziraphale and the Supreme Archangel job. It's not really actually that at all-- and the show told us (and only us) that back near the start of 2.01.

In the beginning of the season, we are shown that Crowley is freaked out about The Book of Life. It doesn't actually matter in S2 if The Book of Life is real or not. All that matters is that Crowley becomes convinced that it is. This fear that Aziraphale could be written out of it and made to have never existed is then driving Crowley's behavior all season...

...but only we the audience know that. Why does that matter?

Because it explains a lot of the communication gaps happening between the main four characters that are actually what cause The Final 15 to unfold the way it does and what are, therefore, kind of responsible for that blasted kiss being the way it is.

So, we have to look at those miscommunications first, in order to understand how Crowley arrives at a plan he does to stop Aziraphale from being Book of Life'd and what that plan has to do with the kiss. It's not actually something in anyone's mouth-- it's something I haven't seen anyone bring up yet that actually also ties the whole season together. Right, so, the miscommunications and why Crowley hasn't told anyone by 2.06 about how he's freaked out about The Book of Life...

While Crowley is advocating that people talk to one another-- that feeding your fellow metaphorical ducks your metaphorical frozen peas, as he tells Shax in 2.01-- is the way forward, he's holding back on his own frozen peas where The Book of Life is concerned. Despite being open about his emotions with Aziraphale, he doesn't tell him about this all season. Crowley's heart is in the right place for doing so but he's made a *huge* error in judgement in withholding this information from Aziraphale. Why is Crowley making that big mistake when he normally wouldn't with Aziraphale?

It's because of how he learned of the threat of The Book of Life and how that relates to what Aziraphale is going through in S2.

Aziraphale is struggling to deal with the feeling that Heaven has abandoned him. Until Gabriel showed up at the shop, no one from Heaven has spoken to Aziraphale in the years between S1 and S2. He wants Heaven to fuck off but he's also embarrassed by how easily they seem to have been able to do so. Crowley knows what it feels like to feel like Heaven has thrown you over and he's trying to be a sensitive partner to Aziraphale. He can't stand how Heaven has made his angel feel and he's not keen on making it worse by telling Aziraphale more than is absolutely necessary regarding any interactions with Hell that Crowley is having.

In reality, Heaven hasn't actually abandoned Aziraphale-- not entirely. Gabriel and Beez are on Crowley and Aziraphale's side but they haven't told them that. Because of the events of the end of S1, Gabriel and Beez think that Crowley and Aziraphale wouldn't want to talk to them and they also think that all four of them could be in danger if they were caught interacting. They think the best way to protect Crowley and Aziraphale is to pretend as much as possible like they don't exist. This is easier for Gabriel to get away with in Heaven than it is for Beez to get away with in Hell.

The top angels don't care about the bookshop and see being assigned to Earth as beneath them. They're all jockeying for power and focused on Armageddon so none of them are bugging Gabriel about Aziraphale's ambassador job and the embassy bookshop that they presume is just going to be destroyed during Armageddon anyway. Gabriel can get away with protecting Aziraphale by just not doing anything about him or the bookshop whatsoever. Beez, though, is in a tighter position.

The higher-ranked demons all want to get the hell out of there and escape to Earth and Crowley had one of the most plum jobs in Hell. Beez is under a lot of pressure to fire and replace him. They manage to kick the can down the road as much as possible-- probably using the pandemic lockdowns and how there were fewer people out to tempt as an excuse-- until they get to a point where they have to replace Crowley or risk being seen as a traitor themselves, which would put all four of them in danger and would have been abandoning Gabriel, which Beez couldn't do.

So, Beez sends the one annoying them the most about the job-- Shax-- to take over Crowley's position, which also means kicking Crowley out of the Hell-owned flat he had in Mayfair. Beez doesn't actually want to do this. Note how when they talk to Crowley in Hell in S2, they say that they could put a price on his head anytime... but we know that they haven't and it's been four years. They don't really wish him any harm, they just felt they had to pretend like they do in Hell to stay alive. Beez and Gabriel have been doing the best they can to protect Crowley and Aziraphale and they think that, while it is obviously not great that they've had to take Crowley's flat, it's not a total disaster because Gabriel can make sure that the bookshop remains in Aziraphale's hands and doesn't Crowley basically live in the bookshop with Aziraphale anyway?

Gabriel and Beez aren't exactly wrong about Crowley basically living in the bookshop-- but they aren't exactly right about it, either. We are shown that Crowley, for all intents and purposes, does basically live in the bookshop. They both get "plenty of use" out of it, don't they? It's the reason why Aziraphale doesn't notice that Crowley has lost his flat-- Crowley is just there in the shop with him, in what is basically their home, every night until the pre-dawn hours, when he slips out of the side door because they're still trying not to be caught.

Ironically? It's not just Satan and The Metatron but Gabriel and Beez that Crowley and Aziraphale don't want to find out that they're a couple because they don't know that Gabriel and Beez actually have already known forever and are on their side. They don't know that Gabriel and Beez have been trying to protect them from Satan and The Metatron. Ahead of S2, Crowley and Aziraphale see Beez and Gabriel as threats when, in reality, the reason why they've been getting away with their relationship for so long is because Ineffable Bureaucracy already knows, ships it, and doesn't think it's any of their business.

Because no one's talking to each other here about this stuff, though, Aziraphale doesn't know he has Gabriel in his corner. He's understandably very sensitive about the fact that no one in Heaven seems to give a fuck about him. He doesn't want Heaven to be bugging them but he's also embarrassed by how easily Heaven has thrown him over-- a very hard pill to swallow after Aziraphale has spent so many years denying himself the full life he wants because of Heaven.

No angels have shown up in the bookshop in four years to formally fire Aziraphale and try to claim the bookshop, which is, technically, an angelic space. To Aziraphale, this means that he's so inconsequential that Heaven couldn't even be bothered to acknowledge his existence. In reality, no angels have because Gabriel is a fan of both Aziraphale and the bookshop and has been making sure that no one hurts either... but he hasn't told Aziraphale that and, because of what happens to Gabriel in S2, he actually is incapable of doing so because his memories are missing. So, all of this is exacerbating Aziraphale's already high anxiety and depression in S2.

Crowley sees and understands Aziraphale's feelings over Heaven and he doesn't want to make it worse. He can't stand seeing Aziraphale in pain so, while he's open about other emotions and goings on, he keeps from Aziraphale any interactions that he has with Hell.

He's doing so because he thinks it will embarrass Aziraphale even more if he finds out that even Hell cared about Crowley and his demonic job performance enough that they thought enough of him to actually fire and replace him. This is why Crowley keeps from Aziraphale the information that Shax has taken his job and flat-- and the far more important information that Beez reached out to him, asked for his help, and convinced him of the threat of The Book of Life.

All Aziraphale does know about Crowley's interactions with Hell during S2 is that he knows that Crowley is meeting Shax for information (Crowley's "you'll never guess who Shax asked me about" to Aziraphale in 2.01.). Crowley has told Aziraphale this because he has no other choice. The two of them need a source in Heaven or Hell to give them information on whether or not Heaven or Hell is planning on coming after them and when Armageddon: Round Two might be getting going. Telling Aziraphale this was bad enough, as far is Crowley is concerned, because it alone is causing Aziraphale embarrassment.

Aziraphale is mortified that Crowley needs to be the one of the two of them to provide the source. He sees it as a failure to protect Crowley because he thinks it would be safer for Crowley if they had a source in Heaven and he's embarrassed by the fact that no one in Heaven will talk to him. This theme of Aziraphale feeling like he's failing Crowley and isn't able to fully protect him carries into The Final 15 and is why Aziraphale is (quite literally) tempted by the (really non-existent) job offer.

What this means, though, is that Crowley's decision to not tell Aziraphale about his concerns about The Book of Life because it would mean telling him about his interaction with Beez means that Crowley's usual sounding board of Aziraphale is, in Crowley's mind, not an option for all of S2. The person who usually helps calm his anxiety is someone that Crowley has decided he can't talk to without triggering their anxiety when, in reality, it actually would have made Aziraphale feel a thousand times better if Crowley had gone to him with this.

Because Crowley trusts few people, if he doesn't have Aziraphale to talk to about his fears, he doesn't have a lot of other options. Humans and Shax are obviously out, as is Beez, whom Crowley thinks still believes it to be true. When Crowley brings it up to Gabriel, he doesn't actually say "The Book of Life" at any point. He growls that Aziraphale is "risking his existence" for Gabriel, which is really, from Gabriel's perspective, just another way of saying "risking his life."

While Jim didn't have his memories and so couldn't really offer Crowley any counsel about it, Gabriel probably knows whether or not The Book of Life is real or not... he just has no idea, based on how Crowley phrased it, that Crowley is concerned about it. He probably could have told Crowley that it isn't real in 2.06 if Crowley had actually talked to him about it but Crowley didn't let him in enough and that fucks The Final 15, too. When Gabriel gets his memories back in 2.06, he doesn't say anything to Crowley about The Book of Life because he doesn't even know it's an issue... only we do. We are shown it so that we know where Crowley's mind is at and can use that to help interpret what's happening in 2.06.

So, what do all these miscommunications have to do with Crowley's plan and The Kiss?

Honestly? Everything...

Believing in The Book of Life is Crowley's main concern throughout the whole season and, because Crowley got the information that led to his fear of The Book of Life from Beez, he has decided it's not something about which he can tell Aziraphale. This results in Aziraphale having absolutely no idea what Crowley believes the threat is during The Final 15. It is a big part of why they fail to understand what one another is saying... and it's a *very* big part of how that kiss ended up so awkward, despite Crowley and Aziraphale actually being long-time lovers, as you'll see as we talk below about just what Crowley was planning on doing about this threat of The Book of Life.

Crowley is convinced that the dude who shows up with coffee in 2.06 is The Metatron. Because he thinks it's The Metatron, Crowley now thinks that The Metatron is trying to lure Aziraphale to Heaven to write his name out of The Book of Life and make it so that the love of Crowley's life has never existed and Crowley. is. terrified. of this happening...

Is he just going to stand by and watch it happen, though?

Of course not. Crowley always has a plan. So, what's Crowley's plan?

If you were Crowley and you believed in the threat of non-existence via The Book of Life, based on what he (and we) have seen in the story so far, what would you think you could do to save Aziraphale?

Crowley knows that he can't actually prevent The Metatron from trying to erase Aziraphale. He knows they're basically trapped and that he might not be able to stop Aziraphale from going with The Metatron, willingly or unwillingly, because The Metatron seems to have boxed them into a corner a bit here. So, presuming that Aziraphale's name will get erased, how does Crowley put into motion prior to that happening a plan to save Aziraphale from no longer existing if The Metatron erases his name?

And how does he do all of that right under The Metatron's nose, with almost no time to spare?

If your first answer is that they need to get all of Aziraphale's Aziraphaleness out of the body named 'Aziraphale' before The Metatron erases that name from The Book of Life, that is a start... that is the first phase of a plan... but it's not all of it because that would just solve one part of the problem. It's why The Fly isn't really the full answer here and there's another thing happening.

Crowley is thinking that he needs to protect Aziraphale in a way similar to how Beez protected Gabriel, in that he needs to help Aziraphale see the risk and to separate his mind from his body, the way that Gabriel was able to do to elude The Metatron and escape from Heaven just a few days before... but there is one, big issue with this threat of The Book of Life that is different from Gabriel's situation:

Gabriel still had his body.

By using Beez's fly, Gabriel was able to separate his mind and his body enough to be able to use his body to take his mind to the bookshop and, ultimately, save both parts of himself. It's because he was able to pull that off that Crowley and Beez were able to help him reunite his mind with his body by opening The Fly, right?

This doesn't fully work if the threat is The Book of Life, as Crowley believes it is to Aziraphale. Why not? Because Aziraphale's body will have been made to have never existed.

They can get Aziraphale's mind out of his body before he's erased and save his essence but, unlike with Gabriel's situation, there won't be a body to put that essence back into once the threat has passed, right?

So, Crowley knows that his plan needs to account for that. There has to be a way to not just save Aziraphale's mind from The Book of Life but to ensure that his angel's body can be kept from non-existence, too.

So, how is Crowley not just going to save Aziraphale's mind but his body so that Crowley can... *sigh* wait for it...

...restore his friend, Aziraphale, to full angelic status...

...when the threat of The Book of Life has passed?

What is one thing that exists in Good Omens that we have seen-- and so has Crowley-- that could solve the problem of both Aziraphale's mind and body in the face of a threat of The Book of Life?

It's in figuring out how to save Aziraphale's body that Crowley sees how to save all of him. How to save Aziraphale's body?

Crowley knows a guy. So do we. His name is Adam.

Crowley's thinking that, if they can get Aziraphale's mind out of Aziraphale's body the way that Beez and Gabriel did for Gabriel, that, so long as they have a fly of sorts in which to store all of Aziraphale's Aziraphaleness for a bit until after The Metatron erases Aziraphale's name from The Book of Life, they can then, once the threat has passed, drive to Tadfield and get Adam to regenerate Aziraphale's body. From there, they just pop Aziraphale's mind back into said body and ta-da! Aziraphale has eluded The Book of Life.

So, there are just a few hiccups to Crowley's plan here... namely, the fact that Beez is gone so they don't have the option of one of their flies and, even if they did, there's no way that The Metatron is going to leave them alone long enough for Aziraphale to actually extract his memories safely into one.

They are going to have do something like The Fly but that isn't exactly The Fly... and they're going to have to do it right under The Metatron's nose. Right in front of him, without him knowing, and within the few moments after Aziraphale returns to the bookshop...

...or else, Crowley believes, Aziraphale is going to die.

There is only one option left and it is the stuff of Crowley's nightmares:

He will need to be Aziraphale's fly.

To save Aziraphale from The Book of Life, Crowley thinks that Aziraphale will have to possess him.

If Aziraphale possesses him, Aziraphale will become Crowley.

He will be safe in Crowley and they can send the Jimbriel-like shell of Aziraphale left in Aziraphale's body with The Metatron to be erased. They can then get in The Bentley and drive to Tadfield, get Adam to regenerate Aziraphale's body, and they can put Aziraphale back into Aziraphale's own body.

They have no time and no other option for a fly and this is the only way. It also happens to be the thing that terrifies Crowley the most because, while he knows that Aziraphale will never hurt him, Crowley has been attacked in this way by Satan before and this is not something he and Aziraphale do. Aziraphale has Crowley-- body, heart and soul-- but his mind is a red line that neither of them have any desire to cross. They don't see it as healthy because it's unnecessarily triggering for Crowley and Aziraphale has zero interest in doing anything that worsens Crowley's PTSD.

Even if Aziraphale had understood this plan when Crowley presented it-- and we'll look at how he does that in a moment-- it's unlikely that Aziraphale would have done it, even with the express consent that Crowley was giving him. The risk to his own life wouldn't have mattered to Aziraphale more than the possibility of causing Crowley harm. How do we know that?

Because, back in S1, when Aziraphale was discorporated in Heaven, the world was also about to end. He needed to get to Tadfield to help Crowley stop it. The only way to do that in that moment was to possess somebody. With eight billion people and every living thing on Earth at risk, Aziraphale's solution to this problem did not even really include asking for the option of possessing Crowley. He makes a joke about not having a body limiting his ability to "inhabit" Crowley's that is sexual innuendo, not a request to hitch a ride to Tadfield in his mind.

He then sets about telling Crowley that he is searching for "a receptive body," as Aziraphale put it-- meaning, for someone who would consent to being possessed, because non-consensual possession is the supernatural equivalent to rape, as the show has been using as an allegory since its first episode. Aziraphale was not willing to possess anybody who wasn't consenting to it because he's obviously not a rapist. What the scene also shows, though, is that Aziraphale considered the idea of possessing Crowley such a non-starter of a plan that he was looking for literally anybody else on Earth who was willing to be his ride to Tadfield rather than go anywhere near the idea of an action that they both knew would be unhealthy for Crowley.

If Aziraphale hadn't found Madame Tracy, he would have just kept looking, even if it ran out the clock. He was willing to let the world burn rather than possess Crowley-- even if Crowley consented-- back in S1. There is some foreshadowing of possession being part of the 2.06 plot earlier in S2 when Aziraphale discovers that he has basically accidentally quasi-possessed Crowley to an extent when he was driving The Bentley by not realizing that Crowley has essentially psychically linked himself to the car.

Aziraphale was joking around in making the car a sexual metaphor for Crowley and bemusing himself by having the car be increasingly more like how Crowley is privately than how he presents himself to the outside world. He changes the car to the color of Crowley's eyes-- having it take off its black and silver glasses. The car brings him little treats, plays the music he feels like listening to, responds positively to some tongue-in-cheek, playful, soft domming, etc... Aziraphale thought this was purely a metaphor until Crowley told him that he could feel everything that Aziraphale was doing to the car.

Crowley hadn't told Aziraphale prior to Aziraphale leaving that he was linked to his car in that way and, when Aziraphale realizes that his humorous, little mischief is actually the result of being tied a little to Crowley's mind, Aziraphale immediately backs off of what he was doing. We later see him ask The Bentley for music on the way back from Edinburgh and he doesn't make any changes to the car for the rest of the trip. He's aware that he freaked Crowley out by sort-of being in his mind a little, as it was never his intention to do so.

It's likely that, even if Aziraphale had been able to understand what Crowley was trying to say with his plan for Aziraphale to possess him in 2.06, that he simply would not have done it. That doesn't change the fact, though, that Crowley has arrived at possession as the only way to stop The Book of Life and that it's the core of his plan.

So, the other hiccups to Crowley's plan... how does Crowley convince The Metatron that he just is watching romance and nothing else? How does he tell Aziraphale this plan... and how do they pull it off with The Metatron watching them?

First is that Crowley needs The Metatron to think that he has nothing but romance on the brain. He doesn't trust that Muriel-- who is super-excited to be singled out for a possible role by The Metatron-- won't tell The Metatron everything he's said the moment that they leave the shop. Crowley says aloud in front of them something that is both true and a lie at once-- that he thinks that, when Aziraphale "comes back", that they need to go for "an extremely alcoholic breakfast at The Ritz." Crowley does really want to do this and it's arguable that when he says "comes back", knowing his plan as we are seeing it here, he really means "comes back" from all of this Book of Life stuff, but he phrases it in such a way that Muriel, if they repeat it to The Metatron, will make it sound like Crowley is literally thinking of nothing but a boozy brunch date.

Next, Crowley knows that he'll need to speak uninterrupted for a couple of moments about something that The Metatron can hear on the surface but that is really using their hidden language to convey this possession plan to Aziraphale under the surface.

Later in the scene, when Crowley says "no nightingales" to Aziraphale as everything else is falling apart, he's trying to say: you didn't hear the coded things I was saying... but, in the most romantic of *sob of frustration* things ever, that same word also happens to just mean their love for one another, which is what their whole secret language really is about in the first place... So, Aziraphale actually winds up hearing: you don't love me instead.

Back when Crowley was formulating this plan, though? He was sure that he could get Aziraphale to understand him by using their nightingales-y Ineffable Husbands Speak because not like that hasn't been working for them for the last few thousand years or anything! Rare is the day that they don't know what each other means in it so Crowley thinks it will work.

Crowley also knows how to solve the last challenge of this plan, which is that the effects of possession or any influence miracle can be visible to outsiders. We've seen that it can cause observable changes on someone's face. This means that Crowley and Aziraphale will need a way of keeping that contained from The Metatron's view.

Crowley has a plan... as foreshadowed (unfortunately lol) by this bit earlier in the season:

Crowley's plan is that they can cover Aziraphale possessing him if Aziraphale kisses him when he does it.

Before I go on... stop and think about that for a second.

If Crowley's plan to save Aziraphale's life is dependent upon Aziraphale kissing him, there is absolutely zero chance that this would be the first time that they've ever kissed. Crowley would never come up with a plan that was reliant upon Aziraphale kissing him if kissing him wasn't something Aziraphale didn't already regularly do and with which he had no issue.

Ok, so, what this means then is that Crowley needs to be saying something in Ineffable Husbands Speak that sounds, on the surface, like something that he could be reasonably saying so that The Metatron won't be suspicious, even if The Metatron finds it abhorrent. It needs to be something that Crowley thinks can lead directly towards Aziraphale kissing him, once Aziraphale hears the coded speech and understands the plan and that Crowley is consenting to it.

For the first time, they aren't using the hidden language as a smokescreen for their relationship but for a plan. The cant that is designed to hide their romantic relationship being the idea that they're enemies when they're speaking in public is now going to be used sort of backwards from its original purpose. They're speaking openly about their romance in front of The Metatron and using that romance that they usually try to keep hidden as a distraction from the plans to elude Heaven and Hell that they're really using the language to convey to one another. (We'll talk about Aziraphale's plan in just a moment.)

So, how do we know this? Let's start looking at a bit of the plan-conveying dialogue...

Crowley's plan is possession, right? If I asked you to name the single most overt bit of innuendo in Good Omens-- stuff that isn't really even coded-- you are probably going to tell me that it's Crowley and Aziraphale turning talk of possession into overt sexual innuendo with the "receptive body... harder than you think" and "I'm not going to go there" comments in S1, right?

The reasons why this is *so* direct in S1 are two-fold. The first reason is just to help emphasize the possession-as-sex allegory that is happening but the second reason is because the series needs us to see that possession-as-sex allegory exists not just thematically but between Crowley and Aziraphale. We need to see them speak about possession in this way so that, when we eventually get to S2's Final 15, we already know that Crowley and Aziraphale talk about possession in a highly-sexualized way and can then understand what they're saying more subtly in coded language as a result.

For example...

We've known each other a long time. We've been on THIS PLANET for a long time. I mean, you and me.

Known: contains own, which means possession; know, which is an old, Biblical, sexual euphemism for sex that Crowley uses in multiple scenes, and the word now.

THIS PLANET (practically shouted, for emphasis): this is the plan.

For a long time: redistributed, this is all onto me. For is also por in Spanish. Homophone: pour. Pour it all onto me.

I mean, you and me: The word mean comes from the same root as the word mind. "I mean" = "my mind." This is why Crowley says "I mean" several times during this scene when he normally doesn't say it much at all. "You and me" is said so quickly that it comes out sounding like "you in me", especially when his quick hand gesture is reinforcing it and looks like a drink, reinforcing the alcohol/coffee-as-sex vibe. "I mean, you and me" is also "I'm me, and you in me," referring to what he's trying to have happen.

The first lines of the proposal, when Crowley tries it, amount to: This is the plan: You need to weave us together, angel. Possess me.

Take my mind. Do it now.

This is really why he looks like he's going to pass out or throw up. He's not confessing love for Aziraphale. He's not even, truly, asking Aziraphale to marry him, even if that's what it sounds like. He's terrified that Aziraphale is going to die and he thinks the only way out of this is for Aziraphale to take over his mind, which, even though Crowley trusts Aziraphale, is the most frightening thing he can imagine, shy of losing Aziraphale. Crowley being wide-eyed and shallowly breathing here? That's not cute confession or proposal butterflies. That's terror and anxiety. He's trying to stave off an anxiety attack because, in his mind, if he doesn't, it could mean Aziraphale's life.

Every single line of Crowley's proposal is reinforcing this idea. It is just attempting to rephrase it in different ways... over and over. Every single line is basically a different way of saying this same thing. Look at the next ones...

I could always rely on you. You could always rely on me. We're a team, a group. Group of the two of us...

Rely, from the verb ligare, meaning to tie or knot together; also: to lay down or to lay. He's proposing that they, well, tie the knot as a cover for knotting the two of them together via the possession to save Aziraphale. A team, a group... These are singular words that describe multiple people. It's again saying: knot us together, possess me, make us one person. A group of the two of us. They'd be a group-- a singular thing-- made up of the two of them. Additionally? Team contains tea, group contains rou, homophone: roux, and a grouper is a kind of fish. Tea, sauce, and fish = three different sexually euphemistic things in Ineffable Husbands Speak, underscoring the fact that Crowley is basically just saying: SEX, ANGEL. DO THE THING THAT IS LIKE SEX RIGHT NOW OR YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.

It's the fanfic season. An unique take on 'fuck or die' was inevitable, no? 🤭

There are two moments in what Crowley says where he tries to reference The Book of Life to help Aziraphale understand what he's saying when it has become evident that Aziraphale does not. (We'll look at why and also at what Aziraphale is trying to tell Crowley that Crowley is not getting in a second.) I'm going to point them out because they help to reinforce this possession plan theory. The first is when Crowley says "our existence" and the second is what he says in intentionally mispronouncing Beez's name.

As mentioned, because of Crowley's own actions throughout the season, Aziraphale has no fucking idea that Crowley is so worked up about The Book of Life and, maybe more telling? Aziraphale himself is not really concerned about it, despite Michael threatening him with it a moment earlier. We'll see what Aziraphale thinks is going on below but he's not worried about The Book of Life, which helps to suggest that Crowley was correct back in 2.01 and this thing, the way that he and Beez think it exists? Doesn't really exist.

It suggests that, had Crowley actually talked to Aziraphale about The Book of Life at one point during the past week-- had he told him about what Beez said to him and how he wasn't sure if his memories were correct-- that Aziraphale's response would have been all oh, honey, don't worry-- you were right. That's not real.

Yeah, I'm saying that Crowley has built an entire plan around a threat that he once made up in his mind as a by-product of his own fears about Heaven because...

That's what anxiety is.

Even if it turns out to not be the case? The point would still stand that Crowley anxiety'd himself into this plan because he didn't talk to Aziraphale about what he was feeling and how that led to disaster.

But, back to the dialogue...

The real reason why Aziraphale isn't hearing "existence" when Crowley says it and thinking "The Book of Life" is because Crowley says "existence" for life all the damn time because our demon thinks he can't really have a life, just an existence, since he's damned. Here's Crowley using "existence" to describe his precious, peaceful, if fragile, life with Aziraphale back in 2.01:

So, Aziraphale's mind is not exactly going to jump to The Book of Life when he hears Crowley use "existence" in 2.06. The sentence that hurts Aziraphale-- "and we've spent our existence pretending that we aren't"-- actually is a little different in Ineffable Husbands Speak. Tending means to take care of, which is also how Crowley was also using it in 1941's "you tend to see sea things." We aren't = we are knot. To the outside world, they've pretended that they're not a couple but they haven't been pretending that with one another for their whole existence.

(If you go full Mr. Harmony and look at little closer at what Crowley is mouthing after his conversation with Nina in the street about his and Aziraphale's relationship, he actually appears to be mouthing that other word Nina just said-- "life"/"lives"-- and not "love"... speaking of scenes that are designed to mislead the audience... 😉 It's not an oh moment-- it's Crowley thinking of the topic of life that is plaguing him all week-- their own existence and The Book of Life. How could it be an oh moment? This demon had a contact phone image for Aziraphale back in S1 that was hearts being consumed by flames. I think he's caught onto the fact that he's in love with him by now...)

Anyway, as Crowley grows more desperate to convey the plan in 2.06, he employs Gabriel and Beez's names as part of the coded language. Gabriel's name means "messenger" so, to say it while wording, is to say "message." The most important part, though, is Crowley's intentional mispronunciation of Beez's name. He's genuinely crying, which is what both allows for the cover of him saying it incorrectly, but is then also what makes it so Aziraphale isn't sure what he's hearing because Crowley will slur his sibilant sounds when distressed, if not usually in this particular way.

Crowley says Beez's name like this: "Be ale je bub." Je in French is I while bub is short for bubbly, or champagne. (Dark mirror of S1 anyone? They should be toasting each other at The Ritz right now, dammit...) Bees = angels, per Crowley in the prior episode, and he uses be as bee in the cant to mean angel in different scenes. This is saying Aziraphale is ale/beer to Crowley's champagne and they're combined together into one word: Beezlebub. Yes, it's a cocktail, which is probably how Aziraphale heard it, if he caught it (which is a bit of a debatable point) but that's actually not the word Crowley is trying to say. The word Crowley is trying to say is the one that who he believes is The Metatron used to refer to The Book of Life a few minutes earlier: balderdash.

While, today, balderdash refers to words and means utter nonsense, the original definition of it was a drink that combined two different types of alcohol. Crowley is actually trying use Beez's name to reference balderdash to Aziraphale and we can see how his mind would do that, right? Beez is who told him of The Book of Life threat... we get that but Aziraphale doesn't know so he won't get it... and balderdash is what the being Crowley thinks is The Metatron just said about The Book of Life. Crowley doesn't trust The Metatron so he's trying to say that he doesn't believe The Book of Life is balderdash and that's what's upsetting him, that's why he's in tears, because Aziraphale could be erased into non-existence.

By taking what they're each saying just on the surface, the two of them get so turned around that they wind up thinking they're trying to break up with one another. This becomes a huge problem for both of them because if they call it quits, they have to stop talking and if they have stop talking, they are out of ways to convey a plan.

Crowley eventually gets to a point of desperation because they've shifted towards a break up and to prolong it indefinitely while repeating different versions of the same thing is going to look suspicious and The Metatron might figure out what he's trying to do. Crowley needs a way to refer back to what he's already said during the proposal and try to get Aziraphale to see it as coded language.

So, Crowley winds up taking a risk. He says the word for their secret language aloud in conversation, hoping that The Metatron will just take it as a private reference and not coded speech, and that Aziraphale will hear that there is hidden language that he is missing:

The problem here is that nightingales also means their love for each other and Aziraphale doesn't see the reference to coded language that Crowley is trying to convey. Crowley is asking if Aziraphale can hear and pointing overhead, in a nod to the first formations of what would eventually become their coded speech with those other birds-- the crows of the Job minisode. He's speaking of the language but that language exists as a way that they love one another and their name for it is synonymous with that love and Crowley is saying this in a moment when they have both got this all so backwards that they are all but breaking up with one another.

So, in that context? Aziraphale hears, instead: you don't love me.

This is then why Aziraphale turns away and starts to cry, instead of being like ohhhhh! you were speaking in our vocabulary! let me just have a quick think back on what you were saying-- ah, ok, I get it! let me run over and possession-kiss you now!... which is what Crowley was trying to have happen.

Crowley, though, thinks that there's no way that Aziraphale could have heard him say nightingales and not thought it referred to hidden speech. He gives Aziraphale a second, in which he's thinking that he's now got Aziraphale thinking back on the proposal and understanding the plan.

In order for this plan to work, what still needs to happen? The thing to cover the possession, right? They need another opportunity for that so Crowley makes one.

He walks back and, as we all well know, he kisses Aziraphale.

He kisses Aziraphale not just because of the existing emotions of the idea of Aziraphale going to Heaven but because this is the last shot of there being a moment to do so that could cover the possession that could, in Crowley's mind, save Aziraphale's life. He kisses Aziraphale to give Aziraphale the chance to possess him, which Aziraphale, as we've mentioned, likely wouldn't do even if he understood this plan.

This is also why the kiss is terrible. It's why they barely move. It's why Crowley can't deepen it and it just doesn't go anywhere. The whole point of the kiss is to give Aziraphale the chance to use the kiss as cover to possess him so, by default? Crowley can't really do much here but wait out as long as is feasible before this just starts to look weird to even The Metatron lol. It's why he's not really kissing Aziraphale much at all and why he hangs on for the seven eternities of this kiss to give Aziraphale as much time as possible and why he stays nearby for a moment afterwards, hoping that it would have still just then clicked for Aziraphale, who could then jump back into his arms and kiss him to possess him.

Meanwhile, Aziraphale just has no idea why he's being kissed right now and he's just been through an emotional gauntlet. Four minutes ago, he thought Crowley wanted to marry him. Now, they're getting ineffably divorced. He's getting unexpectedly kissed when Crowley was about to leave. This is all not even yet counting in what is actually happening with Aziraphale and his side of this and what Crowley isn't hearing him say this whole time, either. All of those things very much account for Aziraphale's reaction to this kiss, as you'll see.

And still, what happens?

Aziraphale kisses Crowley a bit. He holds him closer. Because he can't not do either of those things. He doesn't know fully what's happening here but he knows he loves Crowley and that Crowley is very upset and he can't not try to comfort him. He doesn't know how to not kiss Crowley, even just a little, even as this is a complete and utter disaster of a thing that Aziraphale can't really fully parse out because he lacks the context to understand even why this kiss is happening right now, let alone with the fact that Crowley doesn't know what Aziraphale thinks is going on and the plan that Aziraphale is trying to convey that Crowley hasn't been hearing.

So... speaking of that! Wait until you see just how frustratingly similar a plan Aziraphale has, even if he thinks something totally different is happening...

As mentioned in other posts, there is a scene in 2.06 that says that Aziraphale spoke to The Metatron the night before after blowing up his halo. It happens here:

So, Aziraphale actually did tell The Metatron where he could stick it the night before. This means that Aziraphale spent the prior night after where we left him during the bookshop attack anticipating that The Metatron was going to tell Satan that Aziraphale was fair game. This is one of the big hints that we're actually watching Aziraphale's fall in S2 and that Coffee Dude is really Satan, who has taken on the appearance of The Metatron in order to tempt Aziraphale.

Thwarting Heaven is basically Aziraphale's part-time job, though, and he doesn't want to fall. He's not just going to accept this fate. He's worked up a plan to try to stop it from happening.

Aziraphale doesn't see demons as lesser beings-- he's in love with one of them. He doesn't want to fall because being a demon means that your soul belongs to Satan for all of eternity and Satan is a) Crowley's assailant and b) The Devil... so, Aziraphale's a bit of a hard pass on falling. It's awfully dark, cramped and violent down there and Aziraphale, having spent thousands of years as Crowley's partner, knows better than most how being a demon comes with a great deal of pain. It doesn't matter to our Marvelous Mr. Fell that no angel before him has ever managed to successfully escape falling. He's going to try.

Aziraphale knows that he can't control the actions of The Metatron or Satan. He has to assume that Satan will show up at his door and he knows he can't outrun him forever. Aziraphale also has humility enough to know that he has a history of trusting the wrong people for the right reasons... and that Satan is the trickiest motherfucker there is. Aziraphale knows that his plan to avoid becoming a demon will have to include the assumption that he will fall for Satan's temptation.

As a result? Aziraphale needs a failsafe.

He needs something that will prevent him from becoming a demon should he fail to resist Satan's temptation. Hell is coming for him and, if it all goes wrong? He needs a way to protect himself. Aziraphale needs, as Crowley once needed with holy water, a failsafe against Hell. He needs insurance.

What is the one thing that could keep an angel from becoming a demon? Even if they fall for Satan's temptation, what's the one thing that could make it so that if Heaven then tries to make them a demon and cast them to Hell, it wouldn't work?

It's a bit of a mindfuck-- literally-- but there's really only one thing.

The only way that an angel being tossed to Hell by Heaven would avoid becoming a demon is if they were already, temporarily, a demon. You can't fall if you're already fallen, can you?

So, how would Aziraphale temporarily become a demon?

Yeah. They have almost exactly the same plan.

Just the key, romantic difference of Crowley trying to offer Aziraphale his mind even though it terrifies him because he'd do anything to save him and Aziraphale trying to offer Crowley his to protect them both from the being who had hurt them by hurting Crowley in the first place.

Both of them know that the way to save each other and to keep the looming threats to Aziraphale at bay is if they love and protect each other and stay together but they can't get one another to hear each other saying that and think, instead, that the other wants to leave when what they both really want is to be together.

Aziraphale's plan to prevent is fall is to have Crowley possess him. If Crowley were to possess Aziraphale, then Mr. Fell would temporarily be fallen because Crowley would become Aziraphale. They'd be together, in Aziraphale's body, with Crowley controlling the possession. Should Aziraphale fall for the temptation, he still won't fall to Hell and become a demon because it won't work when Heaven tries it since the already-fallen Crowley is possessing him.

Pretty good plan, right? In the morning, it becomes a matter of being able to tell Crowley what happened with The Metatron and what this plan Aziraphale has come up with for dealing with it is.

The villains learned from S1, though, and they make sure that not only do Crowley and Aziraphale not have a whole night together to plan the way they did in S1 but that they don't have a moment together alone to speak freely for the entire rest of the season. Crowley is gone all night, held back from Aziraphale by Heaven, and Aziraphale's relief when he returns is palpable. He had worried that Crowley had been harmed and he also was terrified that he wouldn't come back since, without him, Aziraphale stood no chance of avoiding falling.

For the first few minutes of Crowley's return, Aziraphale thinks they still have a chance and isn't really focused on Satan arriving. He thinks if they can just sort out the Gabriel stuff and get all of these people out of the bookshop that he and Crowley can then have some time alone to speak to one another openly. Aziraphale very much wants to check that Crowley is alright after having been missing all night and to tell him what happened with The Metatron and get him on board with the plan. There never is time for this, though, because Satan shows up with the coffee before they ever have a moment alone.

The only alternative to it not being Satan is it being exactly what it appears to be-- The Metatron, apologetic, saying all the things that Aziraphale has always wanted Heaven to say. Aziraphale is not an idiot and has the feeling that this is not really The Metatron. He does want it to be The Metatron because Aziraphale is still feeling like he cannot provide the forgiveness of Heaven and the protection from Satan that Crowley needs. Aziraphale loves Crowley and all he wants is be able to end the pain in Crowley that he thinks he's not enough to stop.

What Aziraphale's own anxieties and insecurities try to tell him is a lie is what Crowley tells him, which is that that all Crowley truly needs is Aziraphale. Aziraphale's own anger and pain over what's happened to Crowley gets in the way of him seeing that he really provides for Crowley all of the things he thinks he isn't providing. It is those things he thinks he cannot provide that Satan offers Aziraphale-- that's what makes it's a temptation.

Aziraphale is genuinely wanting to take a job offer if it is exists. He doesn't actually believe he can change Heaven or even want to try-- he turned down the job offer when it was just the job offer. He only is tempted to take it when he is told that the job offer comes with protection for Crowley. Heaven admitting they were wrong about Crowley and offering through the restoration of his status the forgiveness that Crowley pretends he doesn't crave and the restoration of that status providing Crowley with safety from Satan and Hell as a whole are the things that Aziraphale feels he cannot provide for Crowley. Remember what we said above about him being mortified that Crowley had to get Shax as their source? It's here in this bit of the story, too. He'll do anything-- give up their life on Earth, work the worst job imaginable for all of eternity-- to be able give Crowley the peace and protection that he feels he's been unable to for their entire, very long, existence.

Still, though? Aziraphale would love it if this was really The Metatron... but he's pretty damn sure that it's not.

Aziraphale knows how unlikely that would be. He does know that change is possible in some people-- he's been watching that all week with Gabriel-- but he also knows that he let Gabriel into the bookshop largely because he has seen in Gabriel the likelihood of there being a Jim lurking under the surface for a long time.

The Metatron is a very different story.

There are also a series of things that happen upon Coffee Dude's arrival that seem really off and further suggest to Aziraphale that this is really far more likely to actually be Satan. We looked at some of those in other metas but to quickly recap: the dark suit, the temptation coffee, the quoting of Mary Poppins, the fact that none of the angels can recognize him and he has to go to Crowley to be identified and, most significantly in my mind, that Aziraphale seems aware of what happens when Satan possesses Crowley to get Crowley to let Aziraphale go with Satan alone. Aziraphale knows that it's very out-of-character behavior for Crowley to allow Aziraphale to go anywhere unprotected with someone dangerous like that. He catches Satan looking at him-- and then heads for the door immediately, as if to get Satan away from Crowley. He's almost certain he knows what just happened and who this is but he is a bit desperate to be wrong.

Coffee Dude being Satan also explains other things about Crowley's own ideas about what is happening in The Final 15. The reason why Crowley can't entertain the idea of it being anybody but The Metatron is because Satan was in his head and made him believe that he was looking at The Metatron and no one else. Crowley doesn't even know that Satan was there. It's also why he just stays put and mutters "they'll be back soon" to himself, instead of following Aziraphale and "The Metatron" across the street. It is also likely why Crowley appears to have forgotten that he can freeze time, which would have allowed him and Aziraphale to speak freely, and, instead, makes an entire plan based around their hidden language. Since freezing time is how they were able to help Adam in S1, if I were Satan? I'd make sure Crowley forgot that useful trick in S2. (Even if he didn't, Crowley could have just literally anxiety'd himself into forgetting it.)

So, Aziraphale gets back from being tempted by Satan and he's pretty sure that is, in fact, what's going on... but he's also secretly hoping that maybe he's wrong and it's not. He's still thinking they need to go with his plan to protect himself from falling because this is very likely to be Satan but if he's wrong about what's going on? If it's really The Metatron? Then, Aziraphale would take this offer because he feels like, if he had this to offer, then he would maybe have something of enough value to offer the person he loves... a person who always says that he is enough as he is but Aziraphale has been watching Crowley suffer for literal eons and it's all gotten to be too much.

So, Aziraphale gets back and this is where the first miscommunication happens-- one of the big ones that makes it so that Aziraphale doesn't hear Crowley's coded speech for the entire rest of the scene.

As Aziraphale arrives back in the shop, Maggie and Nina are just leaving. It's the middle of Nina's morning rush at the coffee shop and neither woman tells Aziraphale why they were in the shop. Aziraphale, like many of us in the audience lol, cannot figure out why the fuck these two are back here. Their decision to come back to the shop during Nina's rush hour after they were just endangered in the bookshop moments earlier is puzzling to us audience members... and we are seeing a fuller picture! So, it's mind-boggling to Aziraphale who, without the knowledge that we have that shows it was Maggie and Nina's own, weird idea, arrives at the idea that the likeliest conclusion is that Crowley asked the ladies to come back. It honestly makes more sense than Nina leaving her work for no apparent reason, right?

So, why does Aziraphale think Crowley would do that?

Because Maggie is the closest thing they have to family and Crowley is old-fashioned in the right ways. He wouldn't ask for Maggie's permission but Aziraphale knows that he'd consider telling Maggie of intent to ask Aziraphale to marry him, especially after the week they've all just had. Given that, moments before, they all just saw that Gabriel and Beez are a thing, Aziraphale sees Maggie and Nina leave the shop with nothing but little looks and "we're just leaving" and "I'm sure you two have a lot to discuss" and he thinks Crowley told them that he's going to propose and, of course, what happens right after this to reinforce this idea?!?!

Crowley stands up, takes off his glasses, looks charmingly nervous, and says that he supposes that he's "got something to say."

If you were Aziraphale in this moment, with everything happening so fast and no time to breathe (by the villains' design), and you had just had your world tilted on its axis several times in the last hour, and you and Crowley had been waiting a thousand lifetimes to feel like it might be safe to try to be openly together, and Crowley stood up in the living room in which you've spent countless nights, moments after seeming to tell your daughters that he was going to propose, you absolutely would think that Crowley is trying to ask you to marry him.

The problem is that Aziraphale sees Crowley trying to propose and he thinks that Crowley doesn't think anything is wrong.

He thinks that Crowley doesn't see a threat at all... how could he think there's something wrong, if he's been focused this whole time on proposing marriage and not on the fact that everything is completely and utterly bonkers and Some Sir Derek Jacobi Character is skulking about with creepy coffee?

Aziraphale so loves Crowley and wants to marry him that he gives him a pass on proposing while the wolves are circling instead of doing what Aziraphale really needs him to do, which is help him Bildad up a plan... all the while not realizing, because of the speed of everything and the misinterpretation of clues and context, that the marriage proposal itself is Bildad's bloody plan.

Aziraphale thinks that he has to *tell* Crowley that there's a threat and what it is. As a result, he's not listening to what Crowley is saying at the start of this scene. Neither, really, is the audience, at first. I think even us people theorizing overlook the bit below; I actually noticed this last of everything related to this theory. What Aziraphale isn't fully listening to and what we think is just adorable, nervous babble contains a really, really, really interesting bit of information:

If I don't start talking now, I won't ever start talking, right? Yes, so--

While Crowley is actually trying to tell Aziraphale here of an intent to use coded speech, it's the last line he gets out before Aziraphale interrupts him that tells us quite a bit about their relationship. After having seen this scene in full through its mention of nightingales confirming coded speech, we know that Crowley's proposal is a coded plan. We don't hear it in full until later in the scene but Crowley was trying to start it back here at the beginning of the scene and, when he does, he is expressing regret for how it's going to be phrased. He doesn't want to propose to Aziraphale like this but he doesn't think they have a choice. Listen to how he phrases that though: If I don't start talking now, I won't ever start talking...

Crowley is apologizing for the proposal he's about to say that isn't the one he'd really like to give but is the only way he can deliver this plan and that, if he doesn't deliver this plan, he thinks Aziraphale is going to die, and that will mean that Crowley will never get the chance to actually propose the way that he'd really like to-- someday, when it's just them and they're in the better place for it, which is also why he hasn't in the last four years since S1. What's so interesting about this is that Crowley is saying to Aziraphale that he wants to ask him to marry him one day and he is doing so in such a way that he knows this is not new information to Aziraphale. It actually winds up suggesting that they both have already, to some extent, talked about the fact that, if they ever found a way, they would like to marry one another. It's said by Crowley so casually that it is suggestive of an understanding that already exists between he and Aziraphale and is further evidence of the fact that they are already a couple.

Right, so... Aziraphale isn't hearing this because Aziraphale thinks that Crowley doesn't see a problem. He tries the downward hands of "not right now" and glancing out the window towards Coffee Dude as signals to tell Crowley not to propose right now. He both needs Crowley to stop because there is a bigger threat happening in the moment and also because Aziraphale is at about 90-95% certainty that it's Satan outside. He and Crowley have spent thousands of years hiding the fact that they are lovers from Satan because Satan would kill Crowley for it. Aziraphale is also trying to get Crowley to stop proposing just also because their relationship is theirs and he knows that Crowley wouldn't want Satan as an audience to it. (Factor that into Aziraphale's response to the kiss as well...)

We get that shot of Aziraphale just melting as Crowley continues to speak because Crowley all sweetly nervous and proposing is adorable no matter what else is going on but then Aziraphale has interrupt him so he can tell him what he thinks is happening. This is where the conversation then gets fucked in a way that means that Crowley doesn't hear a shred of any of Aziraphale's coded language, either.

Aziraphale, stressed out from all of this, makes an error here which, as Muriel would say, will prove just how human he is. It is, in fact, this very simple, very human error that will help to completely fuck up this conversation and keep Crowley from understanding Aziraphale's side of it just as much as Aziraphale cannot understand his.

That error involves this:

What Aziraphale is trying to do here is to signal to Crowley that he has to stop proposing because there is danger and to start to convey to him what he thinks that threat is. Aziraphale needs a coded way to do this. It has to sound organic in front of Coffee Dude. This means Aziraphale has to reference something to Crowley from their shared past that is like what is happening in this moment in 2.06 without saying so directly in a way that would alert Coffee Dude to shenanigans being afoot but that is conveyed in a way that Aziraphale feels that Crowley is bound to understand.

There is one night from their history together that they both absolutely know by heart and that had a situation that parallels what is happening in The Final 15. It's the big one that we've been watching unfold across both seasons now and so is likely to factor into this big plot twist of Aziraphale's fall here: 1941.

Like Crowley will be later when he references nightingales, Aziraphale is certain that if he references any part of 1941 that Crowley will be sure to know what he is saying, even if other factors actually prevent that from being true.

What Aziraphale is trying to reference from 1941 is this:

He interrupts Crowley with a version of what we can recognize as "that lovely American expression-- played for suckers!" Why this moment?

Because Aziraphale is trying to use the similar situation of the paralleling Greta as a comparison to what's happening here in The Final 15. While Aziraphale was fooled by the Nazi Greta-- believing her to really be the Allied Rose-- he is the one who is correct in the 2023 of S2. It's Crowley, who correctly identified the Nazis correctly in 1941, who is mistaken about who is watching them in 2.06. Aziraphale, though, is almost sure he's correct this time but he needs Crowley's help either way and he definitely needs Crowley to see that there's even the possibility of a Greta-like plot happening with it seeming to be The Metatron but it's really Satan.

(Not to mention that we've seen both Coffee Dude and The Nazi Zombie Flesheaters watching Crowley and Aziraphale through the bookshop window in S2.)

So, Aziraphale thinks: ah ha! I shall reference the moment in the church when it turned out that Rose was really Greta and, because this romantic night of ours is forever etched in Crowley's memory, he'll understand what I mean and know that we need to speak using our hidden language!

The problem, as you might remember, is that this is actually the only part of 1941 that Crowley doesn't remember because, to quote Crowley talking to Gabriel about Aziraphale earlier in S2:

He wasn't there, you see...

Crowley hadn't actually entered the church at this moment in 1941. *We* can see what Aziraphale is going for but Crowley has no fucking clue that Aziraphale just said to him: I think the plot is Greta in the church and I'm going to be using our hidden language!

All Crowley hears is: please stop asking me to marry you because I need to tell you about the convo I just had with my abusive dad who hates you yay so excited please hold that thought of matrimony, sweetheart!

So... Crowley holds the damn thought. 😂

Aziraphale, meanwhile, thinks that this would all be so much easier if they could just speak openly and he would like Crowley to freeze time so they can do what they did with Adam and speak freely and make a plan. As others have noticed, he starts signaling to Crowley the "time-out" hand signal, covering it up from Satan with other gesticulations. He's also saying "The Metatron you know" aloud (flipped around: "You know The Metatron"), in an effort to convey to Crowley that he believes the being watching them is really Satan.

The problem is that Aziraphale has just asked Crowley to stop proposing. He's just asked him for a time out in discussing their relationship. Even if Crowley has just forgotten that he can freeze time-- organically or as a result of Satan-- it's almost besides the point here how or why he has forgotten it because he's just not thinking of it in this moment... because he thinks Aziraphale is saying that he needs a timeout on talking about their relationship. He just kind of half-nods and lets Aziraphale continue and it's at this moment that Aziraphale is just like...

Because, if Crowley doesn't freeze time, they now have to do all of this in a coded way with Satan watching and that means that Aziraphale is about to Ineffable Husbands Speak for his damn life here... and his task with it is actually a lot harder than what we said Crowley accomplished above.

Aziraphale believes that he told Crowley he was using coded speech when he referenced 1941 and that Crowley will be listening for it. So, he now thinks he has to convey the following things to Crowley as soon as possible, all using hidden language (all of which can be found in what he says to Crowley following this, as we'll look at)...

...that he's pretty sure that the being watching them is not The Metatron but Satan; that he thinks he might be falling but he's not totally sure; that he needs Crowley's help to protect him from falling; that Crowley can help him by possessing him; that it's okay to possess him and he has permission; that they can cover the possession with a hug; and that if, in fact, it turns out that he's wrong and that is The Metatron, well! Great news! Aziraphale has been offered a job that Crowley is going to hate but that Aziraphale is excited about because he thinks it can get Crowley what he needs that Aziraphale can't give him so yay!...

...and Aziraphale has to convey all of that using coded speech that is based on nothing but recapping to Crowley the offer just presented to him by Coffee Dude.

Whereas Crowley at least was given a few minutes while Aziraphale was with Satan to come up with something to say that dovetailed with the topic-- to come up with the proposal so he could use amorous language to talk about possession under the surface-- Aziraphale is forced into freestyling into coded speech a fuckton of information using a topic that does not actually lend itself to words with possession-related meaning in their vocabulary anywhere near as easily.

Yet... He does it. I know he does because I took apart everything he says in this scene when I figured out what Crowley was saying and that's actually how I arrived at this theory. Just like with Crowley, while we could go word-for-word here, I'll just give you a sampling of it, but it holds up throughout.

First things first, he says that he thinks he might have misjudged The Metatron. Misjudged = Miss Judge, who is God. He's trying to say to Crowley that he thinks God is judging him aka that he might be falling. Just like with Crowley later on the scene, he uses Gabriel's name to say "message" and then lists Gabriel's entire job title in the sentence because it's actually a great way to explain the plan: Supreme Archangel and Commander of The Heavenly Host. To archangel is to be above angel, which is what Crowley calls Aziraphale-- to top him, to possess him. Crowley would be The Commander of The Heavenly Host. The Heavenly Host is Aziraphale-- hosted the party last night, hosting a party in his body anytime now if Crowley'd just hurry up and possess him already lol. Commander actually breaks down to "man who is with" but it also means someone in charge so it's Aziraphale telling Crowley that he'd be in control of it and that Aziraphale is okay with that, as he trusts him.

What happens pretty quickly, though, is that we start to flash between Aziraphale recapping to Crowley in the bookshop what Satan said to him and then a scene at Marguerite's in which we are, apparently, hearing those words be said. In reality, because we keep going back and forth on Aziraphale's "and then I said"/"and then he said"s, what we're being shown in the Marguerite's scene is, word-for-word, really what Aziraphale is saying to Crowley back in the bookshop.

If Aziraphale wanted to just tell Crowley what was said with no coded speech, he could have actually done it in a single, paraphrasing sentence. Instead, he plays off like he's excited-- and, complicating matters, he is a little excited if it turns out that it is The Metatron, if only because of what he can offer Crowley-- and he uses that to be able to seem like he's babbling a recap of what happened when, in reality, he's very specifically choosing certain words to convey the problem that he's trying to make Crowley see and the plan he has to survive it.

What this means is that when we flash over to Marguerite's, the words coming out of the mouth of Sir Derek Jacobi are actually the words being spoken by Aziraphale to Crowley in the bookshop, along with what Aziraphale says that he said in this scene. The whole scene is in Ineffable Husbands Speak. The plan is repeated in here a few places-- among them, there is that the word exploits actually contains ploit, which means to fall and is Aziraphale trying to really specifically say to Crowley what he thinks the threat is, and many other words being used like this. The one I want to point out, though, is my favorite and also tells what Aziraphale's plan to cover the possession was:

There are huge plans afoot...

This is really Aziraphale trying to convey the plan to Crowley and he uses the word plan in here, right? What kind of plan?

Huge plans afoot... What is a hug plan related to a foot in Crowley and Aziraphale's history?

It's Bildad the Shuite ("need any shoes?") and the simple embrace...

So, the first part of what Aziraphale says is conveying that he wants Crowley to possess him because he thinks it's possible that it's Satan outside and that he's falling and he uses that other time the two of them, from across a room, snuck something by those watching them to save lives to describe how they can do that. Aziraphale's idea for how to cover up the possession is for them to hug-- it's the simple embrace that Crowley came up with having Job and Sitis do to cover up the magical reappearance of their kids. Aziraphale believes it is Satan outside so a hug is bad enough, as far as he's concerned. He wouldn't make the plan involve a kiss because that would be suggesting that Crowley kiss him in front of his abuser and their relationship is private and theirs and Aziraphale knows neither of them would want that.

So, yeah, both Crowley and Aziraphale are trying to reference the damn Job minisode to one another at different times in 2.06 and neither of them see the other one doing so...

So, how does this all fall apart for Aziraphale then?

How does he manage to brilliantly use a recapping of the temptation job offer to convey what he thinks is happening and summarize a plan to stop it in secret to a point that we can see what he was going for right there in the words he chooses to say... but then everything still falls apart?

Because Crowley isn't listening for it at all. Not only did the 1941 reference mistake mean that Crowley is not primed to listen for coded speech, Aziraphale's genuine enthusiasm for what he might be able to offer Crowley overshadows the fact that Aziraphale genuinely does not want to go to Heaven or take this job. Crowley, still thinking that Aziraphale doesn't see a threat to him because he thinks the only threat is The Book of Life and that Aziraphale doesn't see it, believes everything Aziraphale says as Aziraphale says it.

As a result, his response is: "And you told him just where he could stick it, right?"

It's at this that the score comes back into the scene, having fallen silent for Aziraphale's words. It also falls silent again when Crowley is wording during his proposal; it's so quiet that you can actually hear "this planet" echo in the room. The score here has a foreboding sense to it that matches Aziraphale's response, which is that tight "not at all" full of ohfuckohfuckohofuckohfuck...

The score is doom-y because Aziraphale is realizing that Crowley did not hear a single word of wordplay in Aziraphale's job offer explanation. They are still at square one when it comes to communication and Crowley still doesn't know that, ironically? YES, Aziraphale did tell The Metatron just where he could stick it-- that's what actually started all of this!

Only, Aziraphale can't outrightly say that because the conversation path there then only leads to discussion of what could be happening as a result of telling off The Metatron, which, in a bit of truly insane irony, would not help Aziraphale get across a plan for stopping what is happening as a result of him having told off The Metatron.

So, Crowley just starts to express his upset at this ("we're better than that") while Aziraphale tries to figure out how to regroup. They are now boxed into the topic of the job offer, really, and Aziraphale's one chance to speak long enough to convey the plan through using the job offer recap as the surface-level speech topic is now gone. There's also no easy way to change the subject to something else to try again without it looking really obvious so Aziraphale is forced to stick with this.

He's also boxed into a corner here because he can't sound like he's against Heaven because they're being watched. No matter who it is watching them, if Aziraphale sounds too much like he's caught on to what's going on, that'll be the end of their chance to make a plan happen together... and that just might result in Aziraphale falling.

Aziraphale is now forced to try to repeat aspects of the plan in fragments in replies to what Crowley is saying in hope that Crowley will hear it and catch on and it... backfires.

Backfires is probably an understatement, actually. It implodes, pretty dramatically.

What Aziraphale is trying to do is reassure Crowley that he's still on their side while also not sound like he's against Heaven and, if Crowley had been listening for coded speech, this would have easily worked. In Crowley's ranting response, he winds up blurting out that they (Beez) offered Crowley his job back in Hell and he said no-- something that Crowley should have mentioned back on Monday, when it happened-- but Aziraphale is mainly thinking of the plan he needs to get Crowley to understand and enact, as well as how he needs to use words that don't sound like he's against Heaven. He winds up saying, as we know:

"Of course you said no-- you're the bad guys." You're. The. Disguise...

Aziraphale is trying to say "you're the disguise", meaning that the fucking plan is for Crowley to possess Aziraphale and that's how they're going to disguise Aziraphale to keep him from falling. They're going to make Heaven think he's still an angel when he's really a demon because of Crowley possessing him. Aziraphale is absolutely grasping at things here because this barely makes sense without Crowley understanding what Aziraphale said in the offer recap earlier but Aziraphale is throwing phrases in here to try to hope that he will start to catch on because this is basically all he can do at this point.

The reason why Crowley doesn't hear it, though? Or hear anything remotely close to it? Not even just because he's not listening for coded speech here but because of Aziraphale's past of saying things he doesn't mean when he's upset. It's suddenly getting kind of like The Bandstand Argument up in here and Aziraphale is frustrated because he didn't actually mean for it to be. He's trying to tell Crowley something, even if he understands why Crowley might not hear it.

It's here where this takes a bit of a heartbreaking turn. Aziraphale isn't just frustrated that Crowley can't hear what he's saying-- he feels badly about it because Crowley taking all of this at face value means that Crowley is getting hurt by what is being said and Aziraphale doesn't want him to be hurt. He tries to fix it and, unintentionally, makes it a whole lot worse.

Aziraphale uses three words-- light, truth, and good-- to seemingly describe the side of Heaven. In Crowley and Aziraphale's speak, they have before used Heaven/Up for Aziraphale as shorthand to Crowley's Hell/Down. Aziraphale is trying to sound like he's all yay Heaven! because they're being watched but "the side of Heaven" here is actually Aziraphale and the side that he is on... and that side is Crowley's side-- their side together-- because the words that Aziraphale uses to describe that side of Heaven aka his side? The side of light, of truth, of good?

Yeah, those are all words he's used to describe Crowley before...

Aziraphale is using language here that is associated with Heaven but that he sees as being associated more with Crowley and, again, if Crowley were listening for wordplay, he would have understood this. He's not, though, so he takes it as Aziraphale just used positive, loving words he's used to describe Crowley to describe the place that has tortured them both for millennia... and he is, understandably, fucking horrified.

What Aziraphale was going for is to say in a way that could be overheard that Crowley is his side and he did so by using words of Heaven to describe Crowley and you know where he got that idea from? From this guy and what he said just moments earlier still being in Aziraphale's head:

Crowley is Aziraphale's Heaven. That's what he was trying to tell him. Unlike Gabriel and Beez, though, Aziraphale is being watched, so he had to phrase it in a coded way and hoped that Crowley would understand. He did not because this is the No Nightingales season lol.

Instead, Crowley's reaction-- "When Heaven ends all life on this Earth..."-- then causes Aziraphale to realize something that confuses him completely:

Crowley thinks there is something wrong.

Crowley's panic-stricken and all "tell me you said no!" and Aziraphale is like... *blinks*... honey, I came through the door four minutes ago and you reacted like I just got back from picking up my dry cleaning and started asking me to marry you and now you're acting like *something is wrong* wtf?!? If you thought something was wrong, why were you *proposing*?!

Of course, Aziraphale can't tell him he said no, and he's actually getting a bit angry, as well as confused. He's upset that Crowley thinks he'd just leave and that he's not appreciating that Aziraphale could maybe have an answer to their problems with going to Heaven (it's not really an answer but emotions aren't logical) and he's starting to get his back up a bit. We've reached the line that becomes the turning point:

If I'm in charge, I can make a difference.

For what it's worth, this line does wordplay out to something that goes along with what Aziraphale is trying to convey, but... it's wordplay, but it's also not. Aziraphale's lines that follow are also attempts to recap and convey the plan, like this one is, but there's just a great deal of surface level truth to this particular line.

Aziraphale still needs Crowley to possess him to keep him from falling but he's also thinking about the fact that maybe he'll have been wrong, maybe this'll have been The Metatron, maybe it's true-- if he's in charge, he could make a difference. It expresses the lack of power that he feels when it comes to the outside factors impacting their relationship. The fact that those feelings are very, very genuine-- and Crowley knows that better than anyone-- just winds up helping to make it seem not like there's also a wordplay level at all to Crowley.

It's here that Crowley basically starts to pray and we see how that response has visibly confused Aziraphale. It would because Aziraphale, again, has no fucking idea lol what Crowley thinks is happening. The moment that Aziraphale said that he could make a difference if he was in charge, Crowley realized that Aziraphale had every intention of going with The Metatron and he went into Defcon Whatever The Highest Number Is Panic Mode because if Aziraphale went with The Metatron without possessing him first? He was going to get Book of Life'd! He was going to die!

Aziraphale is left looking confused by Crowley being so distraught that he basically starts calling on God for help because, ya know, four minutes ago? To Aziraphale? Crowley was like oh hey, you're back, so where would you like to honeymoon? and now he's like Our Frances, Who Art Probably Elsewhere From Heaven...

Aziraphale is like what the fuck is going on?

Crowley then speeds through a sentence at 100 mph (because anxiety) where he says he didn't get to say what he was going to before and he thinks he better say it now... and then, like a record with a stuck needle, he starts to propose to Aziraphale again.

We know why-- he's got to tell him the plan!-- but, to Aziraphale? This is literally the most batshit insane thing he can imagine.

Aziraphale is pretty sure that's Satan outside and Satan who attacked Crowley in front of him, in their house, while Crowley was in Aziraphale's own desk chair, and Satan who is going to tempt him into falling and if it's not? It's The Metatron, and the offer being genuine would mean that they could find a way out of this mess, if only Crowley would listen to him, and what is Crowley doing when Aziraphale needs him most?

When he really needs Crowley to hear what he was trying to say and give him the help he needs?

When who he needs is 1941 Crowley-- the Crowley that Aziraphale gets all the time? The one who gently reassures him and helps him through all the ups and downs of being a professional conjurer? But who he's getting is Alpha Centauri! Crowley, who isn't listening to what it is that Aziraphale needs and whose inability to hear it hurts?

Aziraphale doesn't know what it is that Crowley is so afraid of but the longer the proposal that Aziraphale cannot parse any additional meaning out of goes on, the more clear it is that Crowley is falling apart. His voice starts to go; he's in tears. Aziraphale is upset that Crowley is upset and would give anything to just talk to him the way that they usually do. He can't understand how Crowley doesn't seem to see that they're being watched and that there's a threat and just keeps going on about their relationship when the threat of Coffee Dude is literally looming right outside.

Aziraphale eventually starts responding to Crowley's proposal lines-- all of which, as we've said, are a plan for Aziraphale to possess him, repeated in different ways, over and over-- with similar pleas of his own. They're literally gesturing at one another at times, alongside the words, the suggestion that each other take possession of the other.

Come with me. *hand gesture from Crowley back to himself* To Heaven...

Because of the highly sexualized way in which Crowley and Aziraphale talk about possession, there is an element of comedy to this incredibly depressing scene once you see the hidden language at play.

The only way for both of them to talk about possession in a hidden way is to use vocabulary related to sex. What ends up happening as a result is that their whole persuasive arguments back and forth to one another wind up becoming sexually euphemistic to a point that they are basically just finding different ways to refer to sex and suggest that the other take them...

...and neither of them realize this because they do it so fucking often when flirting that it's not unusual enough for them to flag it as off. 😂

Aziraphale is standing there, likely hearing every innuendo in Crowley's proposal, and simply thinking that Crowley is asking him to marry him with a bit of an Ineffable Husbands Speak twist to it because of course he would, right? They just speak like this to one another all the time now so, if the context isn't emphatically suggesting 'hey, I am using this cant vocabulary of ours to convey a hidden message', neither of them are actually listening for one.

Meanwhile, this is Crowley, getting so hysterical that, at one point, he almost starts to laugh when he's saying "an us" (anus) and has, therefore, officially, reached the point of just yelling "ASS" at Aziraphale in an effort to get himself possessed so that Aziraphale won't die because they are currently trapped in a total fucking nightmare so dark and depressing that it is also kind of funny.

This, I'd imagine, is also why he can't go any further here and is just like "you in me, what do you say?" like please get this, angel, or I'm going to jump off the roof...

Meanwhile, Aziraphale, earlier, was just as euphemistic:

It'll be just like the old times. Only even nicer.

Old comes from auld, which meant adult and nourishing. Only (one); even (emphasizing a balanced sense of power; a word of reassurance); nicer, which you can read about here.

They get so turned around that Crowley even shouts the word "toxic" at Aziraphale about Heaven and Hell in such a way that it comes out as "TALK-ic", in an effort to try to say I'm trying to talk to you and get him to hear other levels of meaning in what is being said.

He's not the only one. There's also this:

Crowley actually doesn't understand what Aziraphale is offering him. Not really. He thinks he does and so does the audience, if they don't see what Aziraphale is trying to say. Crowley does know what it's like to struggle with Heaven and he understands that aspect of what Aziraphale is going through but what he isn't seeing here is that Aziraphale is specifically referencing the offer because, like Crowley will do with mentioning nightingales a moment after this, Aziraphale is trying to call back to to things he said earlier so that Crowley will listen for hidden language. Crowley's quick dismissal of it shuts down another avenue for Aziraphale to try again to say the plan and Aziraphale is again hurt that Crowley only thinks the surface level of what is happening is the only thing happening-- that he thinks Aziraphale truly would want to go to Heaven.

If Crowley knew what was truly happening? If he understood that Aziraphale was trying to say that he thought he was falling and needed help? You know Crowley would have done anything. He'd have gone along with Aziraphale's plan and possessed him. They could have gone together in Aziraphale's body into the elevator. It wouldn't have mattered if it was Satan or The Metatron-- they would have been there to protect each other and faced it together.

While it doesn't matter for the plot of S2 whether or not The Book of Life is real because what really matters is that Crowley thinks it is, there is a lot of suggestion that, at least in the way that Crowley and Beez believe it to be real, it doesn't actually exist. It's anxiety. It's as real as Crowley made it to be. If he had talked about it with Aziraphale, he likely would have found out it's not true. Aziraphale isn't worried about it in The Final 15, despite being threatened by Michael with it, which suggests that it really is balderdash and complete piffle. Michael is never shown having gotten the authority to do it by The Metatron and Michael is pretty impressionable and could have been one of the angels Beez and Crowley once teased into believing in it. Beez's embarrassed reaction in 2.01 suggested that they believed that Crowley was correct about it when he said his reaction was that it wasn't real.

It likely means that Crowley's entire plan in The Final 15 is for a threat that doesn't actually exist.

It means that Crowley's own anxiety and not being open with Aziraphale and talking about it kept him from being a partner to Aziraphale when Aziraphale needed him more than ever and made him blind to hearing what Aziraphale was saying he truly needed.

That "I need you" moment hits a little differently now, doesn't it?

If Crowley walks out the door, so does Aziraphale's ability to not fall.

When you think about it... of course it does, right?

How do you not fall? You let in the love of those around you.

It's also how you get back up if you do fall. Everything goes down, as Gabriel observed, but the flies go up. So do the birds-- the nightingales. Just not in S2.

Their insecurities can be summed up by how Aziraphale has never fully understood how Crowley means bookshop. It's the one word between them that they each think the other fully understands but they don't. They get the sexually euphemistic way that Aziraphale uses it ("...but we both get plenty of use out of it, don't we?") but it really comes down to how they each see Aziraphale. To Aziraphale, the bookshop that is metaphorically him is a compromise. It's not good enough. To Crowley? The bookshop is everything because the bookshop is Aziraphale and the place Aziraphale made for them. The clever idea his clever partner had for them. The place where Crowley feels loved and safe. It's all he needs, just as it is, but Aziraphale thinks it's not enough and wants to be able to offer more.

Aziraphale thinks they're talking about the bookshop itself in 2.06 ("oh, Crowley, nothing lasts forever") because it's been on his mind all season. It's the bookshop from which Aziraphale would like to move, and if you think that Crowley's proposal was ill-timed, ooh boy lol, this is not the best time to start to tell that one, particular person you'd like to go to that cottage by the sea, Aziraphale... but Crowley?

He thinks, of course, that Aziraphale means their fucking relationship and on go the sunglasses...

...in reality, part of why Aziraphale feels stuck in the same daily round of the bookshop is because of Crowley's attachment to it. It's because of Crowley having been devastated by the fire. Aziraphale thinks it would be better for them if they could find a way to move, if he can find a way to get out of the mess that is the embassy bookshop situation, but he hasn't yet found a way to talk to Crowley about that and tell him he'd like to them to go live together and it's only coming up now... when he's otherwise basically said he's leaving for Heaven. As a result, Crowley thinks that the nothing that lasts forever in question is their relationship.

Their words are so fucked at this point that Crowley winds up thinking that Aziraphale just said that their millennia-long love affair was a fun lark but it's over now that he's going to take over Gabriel's job.

Aziraphale's anxiety that Crowley likes the safety he could provide with the bookshop-- if not ever enough of it-- more than he loves him as a person; Crowley's anxiety that Aziraphale would choose Heaven and not him. Both of them knowing that it's insecurity talking-- Crowley even believing that he must have the short end of the stick enough to stop leaving and stay when Aziraphale asks him to come back-- but they're both so confused from what they think has been said during this scene that they're extra-vulnerable.

When Crowley tries "no nightingales" and the kiss as a last-ditch effort to get Aziraphale to understand The Book of Life as a threat and possess him, it doesn't work. Just like how Aziraphale also fails to get Crowley to understand that it is, likely, Satan that is watching them and that Aziraphale is about to fall without Crowley possessing him. What makes the kiss so heartbreaking and romantic is, actually, the fact that it is such a fucking root canal of a thing. Why?

Because both of them were waiting for the other to understand and possess one another. There's 90 billion interminable seconds of neither of them actually really kissing one another because both of them have a plan that involves possession for which this kiss could provide cover, even if it's only Crowley whose plan actually involved a kiss.

The kiss is so awkward because it's a pretense for something else, more than it is a kiss they both just want to share for the sake of kissing, and they both know they're being watched. Aziraphale is more in shock over the kiss happening because he has emotional whiplash from a proposal to a break up to being told he didn't love Crowley to a kiss out of nowhere. Crowley is basically not moving because he's kissing Aziraphale in the hopes that Aziraphale has gotten the plan and will start kissing him back and possessing him any second now. This renders Crowley basically a passive participant in the kiss. He might have been the one that started it but, once he touches his lips to Aziraphale, he basically doesn't move because that would be against the point of why he's kissing Aziraphale.

The same things that cause people to think that this looks like a pair of eighth graders trying to kiss for the first time lol are also just that way because of the plot reasons why this kiss is happening more than the emotional ones. The circumstances involved mean that this kiss actually says exactly nothing about how they normally kiss.

Crowley never tries to deepen it-- or, even, honestly, really to kiss Aziraphale much at all-- which honestly... was probably confusing the living fuck out of Aziraphale. Imagine for a moment that they are long-time lovers who have been kissing for thousands of years. How incredibly fucking weird would it be for your partner who knows how to bring the vavoom to go from proposing you get married, to ranting about Heaven, to proposing again in a series of sexual euphemisms, to telling you that you never loved him and that he's leaving you, only to then turn around, walk back, and give you this bizarrely dry kiss, the likes of which the two of you have never shared in all your worst days?

Not to mention that, if you're Aziraphale? You need Crowley to possess you or you will fall to Hell. This kiss could have covered that, as insane as all this emotional up-and-down of the last few minutes has been. This kiss could have saved your life and it doesn't because you can't get Crowley to get past his own stuff enough to hear you-- no wonder you're pissed enough to say, angrily, that you forgive him for it. Falling to Hell is going to mean that they take your memories. It's a form of death first before you're a demon. The only way to avoid that would have been for him to possess you and he wouldn't. Is it because he doesn't know? Is it because he just won't-- that it's too much for him, after everything? If you're Aziraphale, you don't know.

All Aziraphale knows is that all of this hurts and, to make everything all even worse, that kiss was such a mess (and it's likely the last one) that it feels like they might have broken what was between them with it and that, alone, is reason enough for Aziraphale's reaction when they pull back from it. Is it any wonder, then, that Aziraphale after that kiss is just a fucking mess?

That he is this close to saying the I love you that he feels but he's also so fucking angry that his emotional devastation flips within a few seconds to frustration and the all-too-self-aware "I forgive you"... because that's what this is all about. That's what Crowley, feeling unforgivable, has always seemed like he needs to heal and the thing that Aziraphale doesn't have the power to give him. He's not enough to end Crowley's pain-- unforgivable, that's what Crowley is, according to Crowley.

He's just not enough for Crowley, period, is what Aziraphale thinks. Not good enough. It doesn't matter how much Aziraphale loves him, he doesn't think it'll ever be enough to overcome the pain of Heaven having cast Crowley out. That's all he wants to do-- end Crowley's pain. Make Heaven say they were wrong and give Crowley the peace he deserves and the safety that Aziraphale feels like he can't offer him on his own.

Crowley, in the end, goes out the door, rather than acknowledge that he knows why Aziraphale feels this way. Aziraphale is left gasping "no" and touching his lips over what he thinks will be their last kiss... because Crowley is gone and also because he's likely going to fall now. The option for that to not to happen went out the door with Crowley.

Satan comes back in right afterwards and we get the scenes that see Aziraphale slip towards that fall very quickly without Crowley there. The bookshop goes to Muriel and Aziraphale almost refuses the temptation and goes to Crowley but, like Beez, upon the realization that The Book of Life likely wasn't real, Aziraphale sees Satan twist the knife by flattering him and then intentionally letting him hear the "The Second Coming" comment that proves that it was all a ruse. In that moment, Aziraphale knows that they wouldn't put him in charge of Armageddon and that there is no job offer.

He's left standing there with a choice to make-- he can go to Crowley or he can get in the elevator and, if he gets into the elevator, he knows who it is for sure now who is holding open the door. He knows what awaits him, which makes it a bit of a suicide attempt, in that he knows he's in the last moments of his life, as his memories will be taken from him and he won't come back as a demon the same.

He could go to Crowley but, like Beez earlier in the season when they realized that The Book of Life wasn't real, Aziraphale is that thing we talked about at the start of this meta.

He's embarrassed.

He knows he could go to Crowley and Crowley would tell him that it was all okay and they could talk it through but Aziraphale knows now that there is no chance that he's ever going to be able to provide Crowley the kind of safety and peace that he thinks he can't provide for him and he knows that Armageddon is coming again and that they're going to have to stop it all over again and just keep living this circular nightmare forever and he can't take it anymore.

In that moment, he wants coffee but he's too worn out and, in his unpredictable predictableness, he chooses death. He doesn't truly want it but it's a relief from the same kind of suffering-- a false freedom-- and he falls for the temptation of that in the moment.

It will ultimately wind up okay. They seem to have made an accidental fly in The Bentley when Aziraphale drove it that could restore memories. There is an overthrowing of Heaven/Hell on the horizon that might even make it so that Aziraphale is the last angel who ever falls and the concept of a demon changes a bit in S3. There are ways forward but there is no plan already happening when Aziraphale gets into the elevator. He had one; so did Crowley. They tried to communicate across a space while being watched-- like in the Job minisode, like in 1941-- but, this time, they failed, and that, I think, is the point of the No Nightingales season.

Their communication gaps are really their own insecurities reflected back to them. Aziraphale, no matter what Crowley does or says, feels like he is not good and not good enough for Crowley, so he's always felt like Crowley can do better than him. He thinks he should have been able to figure out how to give them a life that's better than their bookshop compromise by now.

Aziraphale doesn't stop to think about how this really doesn't make sense... about how Crowley would never just ask him to marry him with The Metatron lurking in the street... about how he asks him to run away with him sometimes in a panic when trouble is looming, yeah, but this is different from that. This isn't run away with me to our stars, angel! but I would like to marry you.

He doesn't stop to consider that because all Aziraphale can hear is his own inner voice telling him that he should have been able to give Crowley this life a long time ago.

Meanwhile, Crowley doesn't stop to think that Aziraphale would never want to leave him and so, even if tempted by this restoration of status offer for Crowley, would not actually want to go to Heaven. He doesn't think about how they're being watched and so Aziraphale is trying to code his speech because Crowley's own biggest insecurity-- one of his worst nightmares-- is Aziraphale going full Heaven Pod Person on him.

Crowley loves a happy ending to a love story but he doesn't truly think he's ever getting one because it's always going to be too late for him-- he's damned, after all. The only happy ending to a love story for him that he'd ever want is to be with Aziraphale forever and that has seemed impossible from the start, given that he's a demon and Aziraphale is an angel. Crowley doesn't think they get a happy ending and he thinks it's his fault that they won't. He has just been trying all these years to make it so that Aziraphale doesn't get hurt in the process and now what's happening in 2.06? That he's not good, that he's unforgivable, that he's damned, is coming home to roost and he's got to watch what feels like Aziraphale on a path towards death, slipping through his fingers, with nothing Crowley can make happen to prevent it.

They both so desperately want the other to believe they are as good as they see each other as being and would do anything to convince each other of that and suffer when they feel like they're failing at it. What neither of them really fully realize, fundamentally, is that they don't need to accept labels and judgements of those who have harmed them. It's a hard thing for anyone to learn and, sometimes, they let each other in and listen to one another reiterate that they're great as they are and, other times, it gets harder and miscommunications happen as people get too stuck in their heads.

That's S2 but it won't be S3.

Aziraphale only wants Crowley's restoration of angelic status because he thinks it will make Crowley see that he's not unforgivable and because it will keep him safe from Satan if he's an angel again. Aziraphale doesn't need Crowley to be an angel to love him-- he's painted his entire damn house the color of Crowley's demonic eyes. He's absolutely mad for him, just as he is.

The same is true of how Crowley feels about Aziraphale. Aziraphale knows that Crowley loves him but he doesn't love himself-- not enough, anyway. He feels like he's a failure when he's really brilliant. He thinks he's not a good person when he's unfailingly kind. He thinks he doesn't have anything to offer Crowley when all Crowley wants is Aziraphale, exactly as he is...

The Nightingales finale in S1 is about them getting it so very right in the moment. What they say to one another is exactly what the other needs, which is what makes it so romantic. It shows how well they know one another and that, more often than not, they get it right. When a series of unfortunate events and their own anxieties pile up at the same time, though, we get the No Nightingales finale in S2 when, overwhelmed, they both let their own fears and anxieties get the better of them, and the inability to speak freely and to pause, as they usually do, and ask what each other's exactlys mean, exactly, eludes them.

And, even then, after it all falls apart? The most romantic thing is still happening because they are both still trying.

In the end, they're both still trying with the exact things the argument over Gabriel in 2.01 made it clear that they're both helping one another to work on:

Crowley stays by the car, because he's promised to stay and work through things without succumbing to fear and running away. He fucked up and walked out the door but he stays nearby, to show he loves him.

Aziraphale leaves their song to be played for Crowley, because he's promised to try not to succumb to fear and blurt out angry words he doesn't mean. He fucked up and said things he regrets but he has the car play "A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square", to show he loves him.

Crowley says with his actions: I am always here and I won't leave you on your own. Aziraphale says with his: You are my whole world and anything I do, I am trying to do for you.

They honestly didn't really even break up so much as both just get enormously fucking confused.

And here's where I'll leave you by mentioning one, final thing...

It actually is about 2.06 but it's a bit of foreshadowing from the final shot of 1.06, in this moment here:

Much amazing discussion has been had about the piano in the last scene in The Ritz in S1-- about how their song is being played and about how the piano lid looks like a wing and makes this scene something of a parallel to others, like Eden and Before the Beginning, that end with Crowley and Aziraphale each sheltering one another with a wing. All of that is stellar and I agree with it but I think there's one, subtle thing that gets overlooked about this piano-- and that's the piece of it that is involved in it being played in the first place.

Just as unraveling nightingales is a key to Crowley and Aziraphale's hidden language, their nightingale-themed song is being played by a human on the piano-- on piano keys. In order to access those piano keys to play the song, though? The pianist had to first do one, specific thing...

She had to access the keys by first moving back the cover that hides them when not in use and let them see the light of day. Without doing this? No piano. No piano?

No nightingales.

What is action that the pianist did to play the song in 1.06 called then, in musical terms?

Lifting. Up...

...The Fallboard.

[anadiasmount]

is this real? - jude bellingham x reader.

quick sum: breakup, attempt of a makeup. but you're not here to play around, wanting security, but it doesn't help when jude can't find out what he really wants. is your love really worth the shot?

wc: 2.7 k | masterlist | jude's masterlist

psa 🗣️: hi! i'm back this is kinda angsty and kinda meh :( i still hope you enjoy and like tho! also I will be starting a small jude series in the upcoming weeks, which I'm super excited about! in the mean time here is this :)

“Hi, buddy. Hi! How’s my big baby?” you say in a gentle voice to the German shepherd who couldn't stop licking your face in excitement, his tail wagging and almost crying. It was a month since you had seen Duke, and it was safe to say he missed you as well. He was a birthday gift from Jude about a year ago, since you had asked for one, and Jude wanted a guard dog when he wasn't home. 

You remember the day vividly since it was during the summer, a few weeks before his season ended, and you had the opportunity to travel with Duke around the holidays you took. Duke was a momma's boy, he wouldn’t ever leave your side no matter what. If Jude was here he would acknowledge him but he refused to leave your side. Duke was the biggest and softest sweetheart, he was so friendly and always so happy, so you wondered how he was after you and Jude split. 

Duke came into your embrace and let you hold him for a good five minutes before you got up and made sure he had his breakfast. You practised a few tricks and rewarded him with treats after. He continued to follow you around as you picked up your suitcases and took them upstairs. He tilted his head to the side confused before he whined and touched your leg, ��I'm not going anywhere buddy, at least not yet,” you leaned down and kissed his head. He ran up the stairs and watched as you ragged up the three suitcases. 

Duke layed on the carpet as you went into the closet and began to retrieve your jeans and leggings from the drawer, along with your other skirts and shorts you had. Those all barely fit into one suitcase, having to lay on top of it in order to close it. One task was done but you still had to retrieve the other parts of your stuff. You wanted to make sure no trace of you was left behind. Wanting to leave a blank new canvas for Jude’s life. 

After putting that suitcase in your car, you walked back upstairs and started to take your shirts from the hangers. You never realised just how much clothes you had. Any of the shirts or dresses Jude had gifted you, you set them aside in a different pile in a box labelled “do whatever you want” for Jude to decide. You were being petty but you didn't care, you didn't want anything to do with him anymore, all the jewellery and stuff he gave you went into that box, including that damn promise ring…

“Y/n we need to talk…” Jude sighed, he shifted towards you as you sat on the park bench overlooking the small lake. “What's up? Is everything okay?” you ask, your full attention towards him. Jude covered his face, his breathing becoming uneasy as well as his heart. He wanted to avoid it but when you saw his state, the goosebumps appearing, you knew what he was about to do… it was a sign and you felt it.

“I-I-I wanna break up,” he stuttered, avoiding how you stared shocked with wide eyes at him. You let out a small gasp as tears brimmed your eyes, “But why? Have I done something?” you say shaky. You had the urge to reach over and comfort him, wipe his tears away, and reassure him you were here for him, but now you could just stare at him. Stare at his bloodshot eyes, his eyes completely dark and uneasy. 

“You haven't done a single thing, baby, I have to do this… I'm moving away and I just can’t do long distance, knowing that I'm holding you back. I also want to focus on myself and my career, I can’t let this move go to waste, it's a dream and an opportunity…”

Your gaze averted to the white swans in front of you, watching as they cuddled into each other, and swam away. You said nothing, having difficulty processing his words. It seemed like he made up his mind, and you always said you wouldn't hold him back… but now all you wanted to do was fight for your relationship. Fight for him. “Say something…” Jude said, watching intently as your bottom lip trembled. 

You sniffled and wiped your nose and tears away as you stood up. “What’s there to say… you’ve made up your mind. I’ll just go along with it” You smiled and shrugged upset, turning around and beginning to walk away from him. You heard as Jude shuffled around, and jogged towards you. “Wait wait wait, what do you mean? You have to say something, Y/n!”

“No, I don’t. All I can say is I hope it goes well with you Jude, that you have the best season ever in Madrid… And no, you would’ve not held me back… I know what I want, but now it looks like you're not a part of it,” you avoided his pleading eyes. Your gaze returned back to the white swans who now drifted away from each other. “Don't do this Y/n…” Jude begged, grabbing your chin gently, facing you to him where he had tears running down his face.

“Don’t make this harder than it already is, Jude. I’ll miss you but I won’t beg for you to stay, hold you back like you say. I’ll respect your decision…” Jude just stared at the girl who he loves to walk away. Jude cursed at himself, jogging to you because he made a mistake, a regret. But it was too late because you quickly disappeared. 

The first few days were rough, you avoided any light or noise, just staring out at the wall in front of you. But you grew angry at yourself and the world. Jude had left you, and everything inside you felt broken. You couldn't shake away the tears anytime you saw him pop into your head. Jude was a constant reminder he would always be there. 

For Jude it was worse, he showed up to training late, spoke only to his brother and mom who grew concerned, and even lost his spot in the starting eleven for their last game. Jude was devastated and without you there, he couldn't piece his life together. Jude wouldn't sleep, especially now that your sweet scent was gone from his pillow and sheets. If someone had asked Jude if this was where he would have been a year ago he would have laughed at their face.  

Jude had come back from a last meeting with his club, he was exhausted and only wanted to sleep. But he was taken back when he saw the house spotless, and it was strange that Duke didn't greet him at the door. But he smelled that sweet scent again, lingering all over the living room and kitchen, were you here?

Jude tried and tried to contact you, asking how you were or what you were doing, but there wasn't any sign of you. He would just watch your stories when you'd post but it looked like you were always with someone… He was beginning to grow frustrated, why couldn't you respond back to him? 

Jude walked up the stairs, seeing the bedroom door you once shared open. He looked around the room and saw different clothes piled everywhere. “No no, this can’t be happening..” Jude said out loud causing you to get startled. You avoided his gaze and whispered a small ‘shit, fuck’. You weren’t expecting him to come so soon home, or was it that you were here for more than you intended to be? Jude’s eyes directed to you, who was standing there looking effortlessly elegant and beautiful, his Y/n…

“I've set all the clothes and stuff you’ve given me in this box… you can do what you please with them, I don’t want it…” you say in a soft tone, cutting the silence from the room. Jude shook his head, still trying to process everything, “This can't be real… There is no way this is happening right now… This is just a dream right.” Jude paced back and forth, a hand on his forehead as he nervously chuckled.

Why was it so difficult to process what you were doing? Why was the image of you packing causing an ache in his chest? Why did it feel like you were packing away every memory and throwing it away? You were packing your stuff away and Jude knew it would be the last time he saw or heard of you. “Jude… Calm down…” you say, just watching as he sits on the bed in denial. “This day was bound to come… We have to move on, you know?” 

“It’ll be okay Jude-”

“No, it won’t. I can’t move on knowing that I still love you and the fact you're here packing everything away is hurting me, Y/n…” Jude stressed, just wanting to feel your comfort, your hands relaxing his tense body and whispering that you would stay. “Jude you broke up with me. I'm giving you space to figure yourself out but you can’t hold onto hope one day things will change. This is what you wanted, no?” you said, testing the waters. 

Jude went silent, unsure of what to say. He wanted to blurt out to stay, to not leave, that he loves you, but he had trouble doing so. Duke stood and came to your side, going between your legs and sitting, he was protecting you, Duke sensed you were feeling sad and recognized you felt like crying. “No, this wasn't what I wanted… I thought if I did what I did, it would benefit both of us but for me, it isn't… Fuck I can’t even drink my coffee without thinking of you there!”

Jude stood up, his height intimidated you as he towered over you, and you became shy and nervous. “I can’t sleep knowing the pain I caused for both of us or the fact your scent isn't in my sheets anymore… I can’t go and pass by the park we visit because it reminds me of you. I can’t help the fact I lost my best friend and girlfriend at the same time because I thought I was doing the right thing in protecting our hearts… Or it's the fact I refuse to let you go because I love you still.”

“Protect us from what exactly? Jude, I thought we were doing fine! We discussed how our relationship would work once you moved to Madrid. I have a year left of uni, graduating early so I can start my career early because that has always been my plan. You wouldn't hold me back from anything, I knew what I was getting myself into when I started dating you… If you had these doubts we could've talked it out, maybe save ourselves from all this!”

“I was scared you would lose interest and get tired of all the back and forth. Scared you would get unhappy knowing that the long distance would affect us both. I wouldn't know how you felt, and you drifting away, us growing apart, I didn't want that,” Jude insists, his hand connecting with your jaw and running his thumb along your cheek. You leaned into his touch, relishing the feeling, and fluttered your eyes closed, a sense of safety and home. 

“In a relationship, there’s stuff we need to sacrifice to make it work, and I was willing to do that because I love you. I want to see you succeed Jude, after all these years, the hard work, and dedication, you deserve this. Which is why I think it's best if we leave things as it is… We’re so used to and wrapped around each other we-”

“No no no, please-”

“You don't know what you want Jude! You pick and decide and live life as it goes! And I can't put myself through that because look at you now, you first claiming you couldn't do long distance and now saying we could work it out. What if two months in you realise it wasn't what you wanted? Are you becoming unhappy and breaking up once again? I refuse to be put through that, be treated like a test or lab rat just for your self-satisfaction. I also deserve to be happy,” you state, frustrated wiping your tears away and stepping back from him. 

Jude knew you were right, he hated it because it meant that now his biggest nightmare was becoming true. You were done, you were just done, you’d be willing to move on. Jude knew you for who you were, a girl who would listen and observe and not comment, but when you talked you spoke to let the message be clear and heard. So hearing this from you was quite humbling. He didn't know what he wanted, he was confused. 

“You’ll meet new people in Spain, this is just the beginning of something exciting and yet scary. Try it out Jude enjoy it, because this depends on how your future will be, around the people you're surrounded with… You never know, you may just find yourself where you should be… And I will always be here for you like I have, but right now it's better if we just focus on ourselves…” you say frowning, your palms sliding against each other to soothe your nerves. 

Jude just let out a breath and cried, his shoulders shaking and lips trembling which caused you to tear up knowing what you said was hurting him. But in all honestly it was the truth, “Come here,” you said, Jude didn't hold back and wrapped his arms around you, his head hiding in the crook of your neck as he let himself be completely vulnerable, holding you tight so he could relish the moment forever. Duke whined and laid his head on your legs, confused. 

Four months later here you were in England, mostly busy at Uni and an internship you managed to get after getting a referral. Duke and you enjoy walks in the morning and sometimes evening, going to dog parks to clear your head. You hate to say it but the breakup had taken a huge toll on you, you refused to admit it though. It was hard to lose the only person who had been there from day one. 

Jude was thriving in Spain, quickly fitting into the team and contributing to many goals and some assists. Best and youngest player, with many nominees to awards, It looked like he was doing better and happy, but you wouldn't know since your messages became less and less through those four months. You hated feeling a bit angry, jealous, and frustrated because he was doing better than you. 

But that would vanish because, at the end of the day, his happiness was yours as well. Even though you were miles apart, there was always something that brought the two of you together, which was Duke. You relished the good memories with Jude and cried to sleep because it wouldn't happen soon again. But a moment of honesty, you had to move on and not hold onto hope he would come back and chase you.

You learned to live with the fact but it was still hard to process. Maybe in another lifetime, you could have what you did with Jude, but for now, you were okay. It might be hard, but if something is worth fighting for, then it will occur, they just needed and required a huge miracle. You might have lost Jude but it meant you could learn from that and become a stronger person. 

Having been invited to an art gallery and museum, you got ready for the evening. Had the patience to complete a perfect blowout, and do your makeup. You also had the chance to wear your new black dress that fit perfectly for the evening. “How do I look Duke?” his head propped up and barked, which made you giggle. 

You turned to face the mirror for one last look, fixing your necklace, hiding the J initial that was still there, and spraying your favourite perfume. Your doorbell rang, and a few knocks were heard as you approached the door. Unbeknownst to you, Jude was on the other side. You opened the door to reveal him. “Jude!” you gasped, Duke coming to your side and shaking his tail when he saw Jude. Jude’s eyes roamed your body, his mouth slightly agape feeling breathless.

“I was hoping we could talk. Can I come in?”

[joeys-babe]

Joey B Imagines: Out of My League

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Summary: Flashback. The story of how you and Joe came to be. Years before marriage and your little family.

Warnings: none, fluff

Pairing: Joe Burrow x reader

Imagine universe: Beginning of… Into The Mystic

A/N: Joe is a senior in high school and you are a junior. It's your first year at Athens HS! Also, most of these students' names are made up.

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August, 2014

(Joe’s pov)

“Yo! Joey!” - Zach

I turned around to see one of my best friends running up to me.

“First day of senior year!” - Zach

“Yup! Just think about it, we’re like the big dogs now.” - Joe

“Ya know it. I heard that there's this really hot new chick coming from Kentucky.” - Zach

“Well, I don't want any part of that. I've got enough going on with football and schoolwork. Don't be surprised if my next girlfriend is in college.” - Joe

“Damn dude, that was pretty forward. You haven't even seen her yet. This could be your Juliette, Romeo!” - Zach

“I highly doubt it.” - Joe

We rounded the corner to find a few more of the football guys and a few of their girlfriends with them.

“Yeah, her name is y/n.” - Cassidy

“Who is?” - Joe

After making my presence known, Cassidy turned around and rolled her eyes at the sight of me.

“Dude, what was that for?” - Joe

“Shoo, Joe.” - Cassidy

“What, why?” - Joe

“Because I'd rather you leave than explain that we have a new girl just to hear you say you're focusing on football.” - Cassidy

“She’s got a point.” - Zach

“Who's side are you on?” - Joe rolled his eyes

Before Zach could answer, the bell rang, telling us to head to first period.

The group disbanded, and when everyone else went in the direction of the same classroom, I realized I was probably going to be alone in this class.

My first period was chemistry, and sadly, the teacher was notorious for a boy-girl seating chart.

I walked upstairs and found the room. When I walked in, everyone was in their seats already.

Looking for my name attached to a seat number on the board, I found it and then went on trying to find it.

The tables were for two people, and in the back corner where my table was, I saw that a girl was already occupying the other seat.

She was pretty, I won't lie, but I'd never seen her before.

The girl was looking down at her schedule when I sat my stuff down on the table, causing her to look up at me.

A warm smile spread across her lips, and I found myself studying her face a little too long.

“Hi.” - Joe

“Hey.” - you

I sat down next to her, my mind trying to come up with a conversation.

“Enjoying your first day so far?” - Joe

“Yeah, pretty well, you?” - you

“Same. Other than my friend’s girlfriend being rude to me for no reason.” - Joe

She laughed. It was one of the cutest laughs I've ever heard, and it was infectious too.

“I'm sure you didn't deserve it.” - you

“Thank you! I walked up to them, and she just rolled her eyes at me.” - Joe

“Dang man, she has beef with you.” - you

“That's what I'm sayin’. I don't know what I've ever done to her, though.” - Joe

“Ask her.” - you shrugged

“Nah, I don't care that much. Why am I even telling you this?” - Joe

“I don't know.” - you laughed

There's that laugh again.

“I just started unloading on you, huh? Well, I haven't seen you before so tell me about yourself.” - Joe

“Well, I'm a junior, so that's probably why. I'm not that interesting though. I strive for good grades, and I do gymnastics with a side of dance.” - you

“Oh really? I play football.” - Joe

“That's cool.” - you smiled

“Yeah, I’m feeling really good about this season, I just know it's gonna be great.” - Joe

“Well, I wish you luck.” - you

“I appreciate that, and you too. Hope gymnastics goes well.” - Joe

“Thank you.” - you smiled

Before the conversation could go further, the teacher started talking about what we should expect in this class. The teacher didn't stop me and my new seat buddy from talking, though.

As we talked longer, I realized we had a lot in common. I wouldn't be lying if I said she was the first girl I've talked to about Star Wars.

She was really fun, though, and easy to talk to.

Our conversation lasted till the bell rang, and we both sheepishly smiled when we realized that we'd been loudly talking in a quiet classroom.

I stood up and started packing my things. She did the same. The rest of the students were filing out of the room when we both put our backpacks on, seemingly in sync.

“I… I’m Joe, by the way. Joe Burrow, but most call me Joey.” - Joe

“It was nice talking to you, Joey. I'm y/n.” - you

She shook my hand and walked out of the door, leaving me shocked.

y/n… new hot girl from Kentucky.

After talking to her, it felt wrong to refer to her in that way. She was really pretty, but hot isn't a word I like to use when referring to girls.

I hope I have more classes with her. Woah, what am I saying?!

Focus on football, Joe.

——

Sadly, I didn't have any more classes with y/n, but I thankfully had friends in all my other classes.

I had lunch B, and most of my football buddies were in there, but I found myself zoning out while trying to look around the room for her.

Ever since the bell rang in chemistry, I haven't stopped thinking about y/n. It was becoming a slight problem, but it seemed like all I wanted was to go to chemistry tomorrow and talk to her.

After school ended, the football team stayed after school since we had our first home game the same day.

Hours later, we were suited up and ready to go out and stretch.

When we ran out and took the field as the senior quarterback, I was naturally the one leading the pack, but my eyes drifted toward the sideline.

One of the cheerleaders was flipping while the others were in stunts, but when she landed her last trick and posed, I gasped lightly when I saw who it was.

y/n.

That's how Cassidy knew her name! She’s a cheerleader!

“Joe! Where are you going?” - Zach

The sound of my teammate yelling snapped me out of my daydream, and I realized that when the rest of the team stopped running to stretch, I kept going because all I was paying attention to was y/n.

“Oh.” - Joe

I turned around and ran to where I was supposed to be, but when I turned around, y/n was smiling at me. I smiled back.

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We ended up winning the game, which is always amazing, but even better since it was our home opener.

After walking back into the locker room to hear what the coaches had to say, I showered and packed up to find my parents.

I wasn't at all surprised when most of the cheerleaders were standing outside waiting. Most of their boyfriends were players, so they'd wait after for them.

My eyes landed on my parents and brothers, but as I was walking in their direction, I heard a familiar voice calling for me.

“Joe!” - you

I turned in the direction of the voice to see y/n speedwalking over to me with a smile on her face.

“Hey, y/n.” - Joe smiled

“Hey, you did well! I knew you said you played football but I wasn't expecting that. You're super good.” - you

Is it hot out here all of a sudden? Why is my face heating up?

“Thanks. You're really good too. I know those flips are hard to do. You make it look effortless.” - Joe

“Thanks… sorry I distracted you though.” - you

“Not your fault, I just wasn't expecting to see you. You look uh… good, by the way.” - Joe

“You too.” - you giggled

Just as I was about to say something else, I heard my mom's voice calling for me.

“Sorry, that's my mom. I gotta go.” - Joe

“It's all good. See you in chem?” - you

“See you in chem.” - Joe

As I walked away from her, I felt something I'd never felt before.

Oh no.

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Next Day

It was Friday and lunchtime.

All my teammates were feeling good after the win yesterday, and sure, I was too, but that wasn't what was on my mind.

This morning in chemistry, I found myself lost in a conversation with y/n again. The disappointment when the bell rang was insane. I never wanted to stop talking to her.

She was just different.

The attention she got from other guys was because of her looks, and she was pretty, gosh, she was pretty… but I didn't like being around her for that.

We had a lot in common and never ran out of things to talk about. She listened to what I had to say and gave great feedback. We talked about our futures and what we wanted to be when we graduated.

I told her about my hopes of going to the league, and what she replied with gave me a flutter in my stomach that I'd never felt before.

“If you make it to the NFL, you have to invite me to come see you.”

I’d known this girl for two days and I was already ready to make that promise.

My mind was so stuck on that altercation that I didn't hear Zach talking to me from across the table.

“Joe? Joe!” - Zach

I flinched slightly and looked up at him, all the guys at the table watching me with weird looks on their faces.

“Sorry… I spaced out.” - Joe

“Anyway, Cassidy told me that y/n was asking about you at their lunch.” - Zach

“What? What'd she ask?” - Joe

Should my heart be beating this fast?

“Asked if you had a girlfriend, I guess. Don't worry, though, Cas told her that you're focusing on football.” - Zach

“Oh. Okay.” - Joe

Is that really what I want?

“She’s so funny to tease.” - Chad

“Seriously, she's got cheerleader brain.” - Max

Why are they talking about her like that??

“I gotta go.” - Joe

I stood up from the lunch table, quickly finding a trashcan and throwing my stuff away before walking out of the lunch room.

“What’s his problem?” - Max

“I don't know, bro.” - Chad

Zach knew because he was right. What he told me yesterday was haunting me.

Romeo, this could be your Juliette.

——

My thoughts ran wild as I went to the office and asked to do some volunteer work.

The receptionist gave me the okay to go down to the middle school for the remainder of the lunch period.

I drove over to the middle school and went up to the office, clicking the button to signal the office worker that I was out there.

When the door unlocked I was able to open it. I did, and whose eyes I met surprised me.

“y/n?” - Joe

“Oh, hey Joe.” - you

“What are you doing here?” - Joe

“Gonna head to a class to volunteer, I have a free period right now. Aren't you supposed to be in lunch?” - you

“Well, yeah, but I had to get out of there.” - Joe

“Why’s that?” - you

Her brows were furrowed like she could hear the slight edge in my voice.

“Some of the guys were saying stuff about you, kinda pissed me off, so I left.” - Joe

“What? You left because of that? I’m used to it, Joe. I'm just a dumb cheerleader.” - you

“You're not, though, that's why I didn't want to listen to it. I've only known you for two days, but I look forward to every conversation we share. They don't know you as I do.” - Joe

y/n placed a hand on my shoulder and smiled at me. Her eyes gave off a grateful look.

“You're the first person who’s made attempts to get to know me, and I appreciate it.” - you

“Not even your teammates?” - Joe

“I love ‘em, but they're not the Star Wars type like you are.” - you

“Yeah… I'm pretty cool like that.” - Joe

“Oh, whatever!” - you rolled your eyes

We laughed with each other before the receptionist cleared her throat. Both y/n and I froze when we realized where we were.

“Oh, sorry!” - you

“You guys can both go to room 379 if you’d like, seems like you two have a spark.” - receptionist

I rubbed the back of my neck nervously, but y/n smiled at the older lady and walked through the double doors into the building.

There weren't any words shared between us as we walked to the room, both of us were thinking about what the woman had said. Do we have a spark?

——

Ten minutes into hanging out with the sixth graders, the teacher sent y/n and me to the copy room.

“Hey, have you thought about formal?” - Joe

“What about it?” - you

Winter formal wasn't coming until December, obviously, but I felt the need to ask.

“Like are you going? Date ideas?” - Joe

“I figured I'd go, yeah. I don't know who I'm gonna go with, though. Might just go with friends, the guys here aren't the best.” - you

“Ouch.” - Joe

“Hey, I don't count you with them. You’re separate.” - you

“I think that's good.” - Joe

“It is. You're a jock, but a nice one, you know? I like you.” - you

My face dropped as I looked at her, feeling my cheeks flush and my stomach flop.

“Not in that way!” - you rushed to say

“Oh… okay.” - Joe

“Why do you act disappointed? I thought you weren't looking for anything and focusing on football.” - you

“I don't know. I thought I was, but you're making it hard to.” - Joe

“What does that mean?” - you

“I barely know you, but I can't stop thinking about you. You understand me in a way I didn't think was possible… you're just different.” - Joe

“I feel the same way about you. You're nerdy but athletic and have these quirks that I'm obsessed with. You're oddly the guy version of me.” - you

“Nah, you're the girl version of me.” - Joe

“Oh, whatever!” - you shoved his chest

I'm feeling a little bold after she told me she can't stop thinking about me either. Should I make a little move?

“You look cute when you do that. You roll your eyes at me but are smiling.” - Joe

“Oh, uh. Thanks.” - you blushed

“You're welcome.” - Joe smiled

——

October, 2014

That's as far as we went talking about it.

Nothing ever came from that one conversation we shared at the middle school. That's the closest thing we ever did that could come close to showing feelings for one another.

We just continued being really good friends who giggle in the back of the chemistry room, but the eye contact we make while I'm on the field and she’s on the sidelines tells me there's something there.

In the past two months, I've concluded that no matter how hard I try to deny it, I have a crush on y/n.

I just don't know how to act on it.

She still thinks that I don't want a relationship right now, so I need to start dropping hints.

The first step of my plan was to ask her to study with me after school, like at my house.

So, when I walked into chemistry this morning, I had that idea in the back of my head.

“Hey.” - Joe smiled

“Morning.” - you smiled back

I sat my stuff down and took my seat next to her.

“I need to ask you something.” - you

“Oh, what's that?” - Joe

“They haven't announced it yet, but I won junior attendant for homecoming.” - you

“Really?! That's awesome!” - Joe

“Yeah, thanks. We have to have a guy from the football team be our escort…” - you

“And you want me to ask someone for you?” - Joe

She looked at me with a “boy, please” look on her face that made me laugh.

“I'm just playing. I'd love to walk you.” - Joe

“Okay, good. Thanks, Joey.” - you

“Mhm. When will you find out who won Hoco Queen?” - Joe

“Not till the game, but if I win, you’ll get a little crown too.” - you

“I get a crown too?? Now you have to win.” - Joe

“I'll try my hardest. You have to help my campaign, though.” - you

“Sounds like a deal.” - Joe smiled

——

Later that week, I met up with y/n during my lunch period and her free period. I helped her campaign, and when she wasn't around, I convinced the football team to vote for her.

I wanted to make sure she'd win.

——

“Junior attendant, y/n y/l/n, escorted by Joey Burrow.”

The announcer’s voice beamed through the speakers as we walked down the middle of the football field. My arm was looped with y/n’s, and I shortened my strides with the length of her heals in mine.

I hadn't seen her till she walked out and looped her arm with mine, but she looked so beautiful.

“You look gorgeous.” - Joe whispered

“Thank you.” - you blushed

We smiled for the camera when we reached the end of the field, and y/n gently squeezed my arm when we walked over and stood in our directed spot.

“You don't look too bad yourself.” - you

Our conversation was drowning out the announcer’s voice, who was reading the short paragraph that y/n wrote a couple of days ago. She'd made me proofread it so many times that I had it practically memorized.

“y/n would like to thank her parents and friends, especially her best friend, who is escorting her tonight.”

That part was new.

My cheeks heated up when I looked down at y/n to see her already smiling at me. She'd never come out and said that I was her best friend, but I couldn't say it didn't make sense.

“Surprise.” - you nudged him

“I'm your best friend, huh?” - Joe

“Yeah.” - you smiled

“You're mine too.” - Joe

“No way!” - you pushed Joe’s chest

“Don't tell Zach I said that, though.” - Joe

Her smile was infectious, and I felt my lips mirror y/n’s expression.

The announcer went on to introduce the senior attendant and read her little background story.

“Now, ladies and gentlemen. Your 2014 football homecoming queen is…”

I reached my other hand up to squeeze y/n’s that was wrapped around my bicep.

“y/n y/l/n!”

“You did it! Go get your crown!” - Joe

She let go of my arm and walked back to the middle of the field.

I watched with a proud smile on my face as y/n was handed a bouquet, a sash draped over her shoulder, and the crown on her head.

There was so much adoration in my heart for her, and when she turned around to look at me, my smile only widened.

“C’mere!” - you mouthed

I slowly walked over to her, and y/n re-looped our arms.

Bowing my head slightly, the crown was put on top of it. y/n laughed at the sight of the crown adorning my forehead.

“Lemme fix that. It's kinda sideways.” - you

She stepped on her tiptoes and fixed it, a blush forming on my cheeks when her fingers brushed down my face when she pulled away.

“You look cute.” - you smiled

“Thanks.” - Joe grinned

——

December, 2014

“Hey.” - Joe

“Oh, hey.” - you

I put my stuff down and sat down in my chair, the same routine since the first day of school. Hopefully, though, today some things will change.

Or at least be set in the right direction to change.

“I need to ask you a question.” - Joe

“Shoot.” - you

“Be my date too formal?” - Joe

I looked at her with hopefulness in my eyes. Please say yes.

“I'm already going with Chad… sorry, Joe.” - you

“Oh. It's okay, I just thought… nevermind.” - Joe

My shoulders slumped as I turned away from her and faced the board, biting the insides of my cheeks nervously.

The one time I shoot my shot with a girl, and I get rejected.

Guess that tells me what my priorities should be.

Focusing on football.

——

“What do you mean Joe’s here alone?” - you

“Yeah, Zach had to practically beg him to even come. Joe said there wasn't any point in going since he didn't have a date.” - Cassidy

“That makes me feel terrible…” - you

“Why?” - Cassidy

“Because he asked me, but I'd already said yes to Chad.” - you

“It's not your fault, how were you supposed to know that Joe was gonna ask you? I mean, he isn't looking for anything right now.” - Cassidy

“Yeah… do you know where he is?” - you

“No idea. Probably hiding in a corner.” - Cassidy

“Chad literally ditched me after pictures. Joe never would've done that…” - you

A few seconds of silence between the two girls went by before Cassidy had a lightbulb moment.

“Do you have a crush on Joe?!” - Cassidy

“What?! No!” - you

“You so do! y/n you should tell him! I honestly think he feels the same way…” - Cassidy

“No… he's focusing on football.” - you sighed

“So you do like him?” - Cassidy

“Maybe…” - you

When you admitted it out loud, it felt real. You like Joe.

Joey Burrow, the quarterback with the nerdy side that only you knew of, the one with the imperfect but adorable smile, the one that made you look forward to first period, your crush.

“I'm gonna go find him.” - you

You walked as fast as your heels allowed you and threw your half-drank cup of subpar punch in the trash can, pushing open the gym doors as Tongue Tied by GROUPLOVE playing through the speakers served as a soundtrack.

Zach wasn't hard to find as a sea of letterman jackets was in the hallway.

“Where’s Joe?” - you

“Oh, hey, y/n! He said he was gonna go take a walk around.” - Zach shrugged

You nodded and walked away toward the academic wing of the school.

Only the generator lights were on, but there was enough lighting to make out that familiar tall frame looking into the trophy cases.

Carefully, so as to not scare him, you slowly walked up behind Joe and tapped his shoulder.

“Hi.” - you

“Hi.” - Joe

“Chad ditched me…” - you

“That sucks.” - Joe

He hadn't even looked up at you yet.

“I'm sorry. If I had known you were going to ask me, I wouldn't have said yes to him.” - you

“S’okay, probably for the better.” - Joe

“Why are you just walking around by yourself, Joe?” - you

“Nothing else to do. Kinda bored.” - Joe

“Wanna go see what teachers left their classrooms unlocked?” - you grinned

Joe’s eyes drifted away from the trophy case for the first time and found yours. A smile pulled at his lips as he nodded his head.

You held your hand out to him, and Joe gladly accepted, clasping his fingers with yours.

There were so many unspoken feelings shared between you two as you made your way down the hallways to find an open door.

“The chem room is open…” - Joe

You gently opened the door and pulled Joe in behind you, the lights being motion-activated turned on as you two walked in.

Joe flicked the light switch back off as the moonlight through the window lit up the room.

Making your way to your table, you and Joe sat down in your respective seats without sharing a word.

“Your dress is pretty.” - Joe

With a longing glance, you examined Joe’s hair, outfit, and shoes.

“Thanks. You look handsome.” - you

“Thanks.” - Joe smiled

A few seconds of silence went by before Joe cleared his throat, immediately getting your attention.

“Uhm… can I be honest with you?” - Joe

“Always.” - you

Here goes nothing.

“I think you're amazing. Talking to you every day makes me want to come to school, and I enjoy every word that's shared between us. You get to see a side of me that many people don't because I feel safe with you. I hope what I'm about to tell you doesn't ruin that, and you might just see me as a friend… but I like you.” - Joe

“In what way?” - you

In all honesty, you knew exactly what he meant, but you wanted to hear him say it.

“In the way that I find myself staring at you all the time because I think you're beautiful, In the way that you give me butterflies when you laugh or smile at me. You are incredible, y/n; gorgeous, smart, talented, crazy athletic, loyal, trustworthy.” - Joe

He paused for a second to scan your face for somewhat of a reaction.

“Now that I think about it, you're so out of my league.” - Joe laughed

“Go on, Joey.” - you giggled

“What I'm trying to say is… I have a crush on you, y/n.” - Joe

“Mr. ‘I'm focusing on football’ has a crush on me?!?” - you

Joe felt his stomach drop at your teasing. He'd just poured his heart out, and was thinking the worst.

“So you don't feel the same way?” - Joe

“What? I didn't say that!” - you

“So…?” - Joe

“I like you too, Joe. More than friends.” - you

“Really?” - Joe smiled

“Yeah.” - you grinned

You two sat there, no words shared, just tooth-rotting grins.

“I've never done this before… what happens next?” - Joe

“I think there's another question you need to ask me.” - you

“Oh, yeah! y/n…” - Joe

He took your hand in his, the size difference making your heart flutter for a second before you shifted your attention back to his beautiful blue eyes.

“Be my girlfriend?” - Joe finished

“I'd love to.” - you smiled

Somehow, your other hand found its way into his. Almost as if magnets were pulling your faces together, you both leaned in.

Your lips molded together so perfectly like you were each other’s missing piece.

Maybe because you guys were.

Joe would forever be grateful that he took the leap of faith and confessed to the girl that he swore was out of his league, for she would become his everything for the rest of his life.

That chemistry room is where you found your first real boyfriend, who would be your first kiss, and unbeknownst to you, you were Joe’s first real girlfriend and kiss as well.

In fact, you were each other’s first everything.

And you'd also be each other’s last.

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Authors note: One of my favorite requests to write, it was so fun picturing the beginning of their relationship!

Request for this fic;

Hope you enjoyed! 💕

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Why Can't it be me?

Sebastian x reader who fell for Sam

Sebastian's Pov

Part 2 Part 3

Why couldn't it have been me? I've seen every step of you falling for him. I've been there the whole time. And yet I can't help but think, why not me?

Every single time I look at you I am captivated. In awe. How can one person be so extraordinary? You took my heart the moment we met. And yet...

It was 4 seasons ago.

"Hey Abigail? Do you think I should let him beat me?" I was playing pool when we first met. How I wish I could go back and try again.

"Nah, that wouldn't be any fun!" She looked up from her phone. "Oh hey, farmer!"

'Farmer?' I thought. When I finally saw who Abby was talking about, you were already next to me.

"Hey! Sebastian, right? You're like the only person I hadn't met yet. I'm the new farmer." And you smiled. Your smile shown so brightly it beamed through my gloomy head. You shook my hand. "It's nice to meet you!"

"Ah, finally met my buddy, yeah? He's stuck in his room all day so I guess you wouldn't have seen him yet. We come here every Friday! You should come join us sometime." Yhe two of you were already friends. And I could tell Sam was enamoured with you. I don't blame him.

And you did join us. Every Friday, you'd come play pool. Or if you had a rough day in the mines, you shit talk me and Sam with Abigail. You always teased Sam a little more though. I didn't notice for a while, but you seemed different with him. You put on a front.

Sometimes when I went to Abigail's, I could hear you and her practically squealing. I should have figured it was about Sam. At one point, I thought it was about me. I dont know how I convinced myself that.

Sam is just so perfect. He is outgoing. He is kind. Sam is social, and good looking. Of course you would like him over me. You two are perfect for each other. I could never come in between it. There was never space for me in the beginning.

I see the way you look at him. Stealing glances when he isn't watching. You have this dumb smile on your face. The dumb smile I wish was reserved just for me.

But now as I walk down to the beach, you are holding his hand. You look so happy. And you know he likes you back. His smile is even dumber than yours.

I see him grab your waist. I watch him lean in.

And he kisses you.

My best friend is kissing the person I fell in love with. He pulls you closer, running his fingers through your hair. You leaned back. You swing your arms around his shoulders.

And i still cant help but think, why cant it be me. Why can't it be me! It's terrible. I should be happy for him. I should be happy for you. Why cant I be happy for you?

I pretend I don't see it. That's what I'll do. I will keep walking. I won't cry. I'll keep walking, not crying. Yes. I am completely okay with this.

I made it to the beach by the time I get control of my breathing. But then I hear something.

"Hey sebastian!!" And you smile at me. Like it isn't breaking my heart.

"Hey, farmer." I look down at the ground. Why did you come out here?

"Awh man, whats up? You know, i was just talking to Sam. Would you want to hang out with us? Maybe play some pool? We haven't actually hung out the three of us in a while.." You offer your hand out to me.

"I'm good." I practically swat your hand away. "I bet you'd absolutely love it for it to just be you and Sam, arent i right?" I drag the words out. All the hurt is leaking into to them. "Because you just absolutely love him. Don't you?"

"I do like Sam, but-"

I shout, "what kind of 'but' is there?! You don't like me. I get it. But I'm in love with you, farmer. I can't help it." I can't do this today. Not anymore. Not after I saw you kiss him.

I walk away but you come after me.

"Sebastian hey!!" You reach for my shoulder, but I shrug you off. "Sebastian, come on! You aren't even listening to me."

"And why should I? Huh? Leave me alone farmer. I'll see you when I see you."

And I leave. I don't look back. Maybe I should have just moved out of this damn valley. Gotten into the city.

Anything could be better than this rotten life.

Masterlist

There may or may not be a part 2 coming to this 🤭 (unsure as to when, and no promises)

Is it bad I'm having fun writing this???? Lol

It was also super weird writing in this POV. I'm not sure if I'll keep it for the next part.

[lukaslosteyelashes]

My Review of the Miraculous London Special, Part 3

I wanted to focus on writing my review but instead I got caught up building in Sims 4 lol. Anyway, here is part 3.

What this part contains:

Adrien/Chat Noir - Heavy feelings and a cute, liitle, black cat calendar.

Spectral Looter and Timestalker - Their powers and their fights with Chronobug.

Lat's gooo!

Spoilers ahead →

Adrien/Chat Noir

I think to the disappointment of many this special wasn't for him to shine, it was for him to suffer (again). A lot of us thought and believed that Timestalker will be Adrien or him from the future and tried to search for signs to justify that idea. I honestly didn't want him to be left out to that extent, even if he'd have been the villain it still would have been nice to see him more in the special. But I guess his absence is understandable at some level. He needs all the time to recover, grieve and be with his loved ones after getting such horrible news. I really want to believe that the fact we didn't see a future Adrien turning full evil means that things will turn out for the better in the future, at least that's my conclusion form Bunnyxs's reaction to Marinette's question.

If I remember correctly we haven't seen Adrien outburst so emotionally like that before (except as Cash Noir),

and I think the reason for that is, his amok rings are not in his father's possession, for the first time. He always seemed emotionally repressed which is thanks to Gabriel who controlled every aspect of his life. We haven't got details on how Adrien dealt with his mother's passing, but given how he had to play the role of the perfect son I think he couldn't mourn properly. I really want to believe that this time he'll let himself feel all of his emotions properly in a healthy environment. On the other hand, I saw a post saying that from season 5's pool and the last Adrianette scenes, it looks like he's suppressing his feelings (I didn't read that post properly so I might be mistaken). That could be valid considering how delighted he looked despite only 2 months(?) have passed since his father's "sacrifice" and he has to deal with complex and possibly contradicting (due to the lie) emotions and it's impossible to get over this that fast. Well, that was only a snip of their life after the final battle, we don't know what he did before and we have yet to see what he will do after.

I only want to add to Adrien's feeling's, that he could be very confused above all else. There's no one to control him anymore so he's free to do anything, but he doesn't know himself all that much. He is processing his mother's death even now and the father who “just wanted to protect him all this time” is also died “as a hero”, but Adrien is still hurt by how Gabriel treated him. From the looks of it he'll still continue modeling in season 6 (?) which he really hated to do. So basically he's free AND trapped at the same time. All these contradicting feelings and uncertainty could lead to him being confused and doesn't know what to feel anymore, so he just let it go and is trying to focus on the joyful things instead.

I'd like to discuss one last thing here about the calendar, one of the Lucky Charms.

I've read posts about how that is an obvious sign that Marinette had to go get Chat Noir that she purposefully missed. Like, when was Ladybug's Lucky Charm obvious? If it would be, then our heroine wouldn't need to fight with a spoon. So, no guys, that wasn't for Marinette. Nooooo! That tiny, little, cute black cat was FOR US TO SUFFER. The creators were trolling with us, they were basically saying "haha that's what you won't get in this special". Besides, Chronobug and Bunnyx went back in time where Ladybug's identity was revealed. So even if they could have avoided for Marinette to discover Chat's identity, they couldn't have avoided Adrien to discover Ladybug's identity and it very much looks like the creators don't want an identity reveal yet.

Spectral Looter and Timestalker

Looks like Lilamoth is able to create abilities that don't have any apparent weak points. Spectral Looter can switch on and off her intangibility without needing any object for that and her ability is also allowing her to touch anything without switching off the intangibility. Timestalker can do small jumps in time and space and she also has a safety ability. Those watches in the boxes let her return to her lair if one of them broke, which is smart considering those watches can easily be mistaken for an akumatized object. If we're at the akumatized objects she hides both of them at her base, so no one can find out who they are. No wonder Marinette decided to leave the Kwamis with their holders, if Lila keeps up with this level of akumatization, or even better if she improves, then our heroes seriously need to get their act together.

Chronobug vs Spectral Looter wasn't as tight as a fight. It was mostly Chronobug chasing her opponent, trying to attack her even after she realized she couldn't touch her at all. I guess she waited for a moment when she could or tried to observe her if there's any opening for an effective attack. I'm kind of disappointed that we haven't seen more of Spectral Looter, her design was my favorite out of the two akumatization. And also her abilities, even though it's for just stealth and not attack, is really awesome.

Chronobug vs Timestalker on the other hand was a well choreographed, more amazing fight, fights actually since they clashed several times. Marinette showed us the results of being a superhero for, like, 9 months. And seeing Lila physically active was actually a surprise considering how she always seemed reluctant to engage in any kind of exercise while in school (the power of akumatization, I guess). Anyway, Chronobug’s and Bunnyx’s teamwork was spotless.

They made a great duo with how Bunnyx synchronized her portals with Chronobug's attacks. Timestalker with her own jumping made great counterattacks and looked as if they're reading each other's moves.

No doubt that Lila will make an terrific Hawkmoth. And now I'm thinking: how Marinette fought Gabriel while it should have been Adrien's fight (family issues), in the same way, Adrien could also deal with Lilamoth at the end since Marinette has a personal beef with her? I mostly think like that because I want to see Adrien using both the Black Cat and Ladybug Miraculous too.

I have a feeling that we won't see these two akumatized versions again, considering that Marinette already saw and fought with them, and she'd easily recognize them in those forms and with those powers, and with her experience with them she could defeat them more easily.

part 1 | part 2 | part 4

[itisbop]

And now... the moment you've all been waiting for (or not, which is fine)! Let's talk Brawl Talk because OH BOY am I excited.

This is gonna be a pretty long post, so bear with me! I'll go over one section at a time and go over what I liked and disliked. Spoilers ahead! If you haven't watched the latest Brawl Talk, go do so! One more reminder, these are just my thoughts! You don't have to agree with me!

Without further to do... let's talk!

New Brawlers (Angelo and Melodie)

Now, when I first saw Angelo, I immediately went, "HE'S UGLY LMAO." After getting used to him, though, he's actually not that bad. His design is really good and is somewhat of an anti-cupid (perfect for a gal like Willow). Also, his voice actor did such a good job so much energy was put into him.

He doesn't seem like he's gonna be incredibly busted, but he is gonna be good in the right hands (while I'm at it pay your respects to Mortis Mains ya'll, they just took a major l with this guy). Sorry Larry and Lawrie, but you two are gonna have to step aside, I NEED this man as much as I need the next brawler.

I. LOVE. MELODIE!!! I did think she was a League of Legends character at first, lol.

Apparently, I've heard people say she is the first female assassin, which is very interesting! Out of the two, I feel she poses more of a threat. She might be broken, though her main attack is WEAK.

I've been through the Reddit and have seen so many people talk about how she looks like Janet, and I'd like to take the time to bring up a little theory... what if she was Janet and Bonnie's mom? I would go into this further, but we have to keep going!

Overall, I really like these two! Their designs are really good, and the character designers did a great job! Their pins and profile pictures show SO much personality! Expect some art of these two soon! However, if I may say something, I wish their skins were cooler. Why couldn't Angelo have a Sands of Time skin too? 😭

Speaking of Sands of Time...

Sands of Time and Ragnorok + Skins

Out of both seasons, I'm very hyped for Sands of Time. The "Sands of Time" is a very interesting concept that can be used very creatively. Can't wait to see what the animation brings! Though I think we all know why I'm hyped...

My best guest was that this skin was gonna be a Epic/Mythic skin, but a LEGENDARY?????? WHAT?????? Chuck fans we just fucking WON. I've seen the sneak peaks and heard his voice lines, Nicolai did an INCREDIBLE job as always. I'm am SO READY to go broke for this skin, but first, I must purchase some seasonal skins since they've been on my agenda for a while.

Loki Chester has to be the one I'm looking forward to getting the most for the Ragnorok seasons/skins. Plus, it's free! (If you have good luck).

Side note and honorable mention, Thor Bibi was just the icing on the cake for Bibi Mains this update. While I feel like a few more details could be added for this skin to make in truly "legendary," everything else about it great, including the voice acting! Poor Bull, he's the only one in his yet to get a Legendary Skin.

Ranked and The Report System

Okay, not related, but I love how they disses on the community a bit in this section, LOL. They know what, at least Reddit and Twitter are doing (and let's keep it that way, they don't need to know what's going on over here lol).

Anyways, while I'm excited (and scared) for Ranked with modifiers I wanna take this time to talk about a concern... the report system...

Now, I know there's a reason why we have 10 reports; but what's gonna stop so angry guy from reporting me if I didn't do anything? I feel like there's a chance this could backfire, that's all.

Hypercharges and Balance Changes

No Mortis or Poco hypercharge :(

Cordelius was definitely unexpected and very scary. Getting slowed in the shadow realm is a death sentence.

I wish Belle got a little more this update, but I'll take the hypercharge.

Move over Charlie, there's a new spider person in town, and he's a DINOSAUR.

Onto to balance changes. 84???? GOD DAMN. Adrien wasn't fucking around this update. Edgar is dead (and rightfully so FUCK HIM) and Doug might actually stand a chance in this Meta. I'll miss the days when Hypercharges were game breaking just for the community's rage, but it's probably for the greater good.

Whatever the Fuck the Random Skins Were

Now Primo Shark, I can take (though I'm definitely not gonna be able to take Baby Shark as a in game theme, I'm muting music for that entire time period). Pitcher Fang is a good skin too. Squeaky note is very... meh, but it's a rare skin so you can't expect much.

BUT POOP SPIKE.

POOP SPIKE.

What

the

FUCK?

It was tolerable until I saw the losing animation, and to that, I say EWWWWWWWWWW 🤮🤮🤮. WHYYYYY!?!?!? THAT'S SO NASTY!!!

I get that this is an April Fool's skin, but WHYYY THAT??? Thank GOD this skin is expensive. If I catch any of you with this skin, I'm gonna need to ask if you're okay. I don't wanna show a picture of this skin to you all, or else I'm pretty sure Tumblr would kick me to the curve. This is easily what I was least excited for for this update.

Overall Rating and Final Thoughts

Now, it's time to throw the final ratings on screen and say anything else that's on my mind.

New Brawlers - 9.5/10, definitely getting both! Let's hope they get some cool skins soon!

Sands of Time - 7/10, the concept and Chuck carry this season don't fight me on this. /j

Ragnorok - 6.5/10, I'm not as hyped, but I will grind for that Chester skin!

Ranked - 8/10, now I have a reason to actually play this mode. Hopefully, the report system is fair enough...

Hypercharges - 6.5/10, again not as hype, but I will be snatching that Belle Hypercharge since she's the only one out of the 6 I maxed out. She deserved more, though. :(

Balance Changes - 10/10, bye Edgar begone. F for the twins, however; I liked them.

Random Stuff - 3/10, not even Pitched Fang can save us from whatever the devs were on.

Overall Season 24/25 is...

8/10! (Poop Spike ruined it >:( )

And that's it. For those who have read to the end, thank you so much for heating me ramble it means so much. Expect some headcanons and more little theories soon (as in some time this week). Until then, ciao!

[ingravinoveritas]

How are you doing after all the lovely new GO/David and Michael content we got today? I'm just so happy they're back together again, and that we are getting so close to season 2!!!

Hi, Anons! Oh my goodness, what a day it's been. Anon #1, you've asked how I'm doing, and the truth be told, I'm genuinely emotional. I don't think I truly realized how much I missed seeing Michael and David together until we finally got them in the same interview today, and those photo call pictures.

The thing is, it's not as if we haven't seen them at all over the last year, as both Michael and David have been busy with work and different projects. They've both done interviews and appearances on their own, but there's just something that comes into being when they are together that's missing when they're by themselves. This third thing between them, that is so palpable it's almost visible. We know Michael and David are closer now than ever, but it's as if the chemistry between them has grown and transformed into something much, much deeper.

To your point, Anon #2, I absolutely did notice that Michael and David nearly held hands at the beginning. I think it was Michael who attempted first, then David, before they settled on linking arms:

What gets me about this--what got me earlier when I watched it and still does now--is how instinctive and natural it was for them to reach for each other's hands. I had a feeling prior to this, but it seems almost certain that they have held hands before. Neither one of them hesitated for a second, except for seemingly having to stop themselves from holding hands and linking arms instead. The contrast becomes even more stark when you see the video of Nicole Kidman and Zoe Saldana walking onto the set in a similar manner--it's incredibly awkward, and there is none of the warmth or chemistry that Michael and David have in abundance.

The other part that stood out to me about this woefully short and inadequate interview was how toned down Michael and David both were. This is particularly noticeable when Michael is describing Good Omens and refers to David/Crowley as "my best buddy":

There is a lot happening here, not the least of which is both of them looking completely disgusted as Michael says that (the "meh" head nod from David, and then Michael sucking his cheeks in and looking like he's choking on his own bile). I think both of them were/are under specific instructions not to talk about the second season or share anything that could be construed as "spoilers" (including but not limited to The Thing, which you know they were both dying to talk about), so that is certainly a large part of why this went the way it did.

But there does seem to be more going on beneath the surface. We saw David in the photo call earlier today wearing a "Leave Trans Kids Alone" t-shirt under his jacket. Yet here on the One Show, he is no longer wearing the shirt. It doesn't seem farfetched to guess that the BBC asked him to change out of the shirt, and Michael--not wanting David to stand out for the wrong reasons or get flak for it--changed his own clothes in solidarity.

The strangeness is further compounded by something that was pointed out to me by several folks via DM, which is that in the pictures from the photo call, David is visibly not wearing his wedding ring:

As we know, David always wears his wedding ring, which makes its absence even more conspicuous. Could he have simply forgotten it on the nightstand in Michael's hotel room? Sure. But what makes things even weirder is that he is indeed wearing the ring on The One Show. So, to recap: David is not wearing his wedding ring when he has the trans pride t-shirt on in the photo call, but he is wearing it when he doesn't have the trans pride t-shirt on on television.

What this leads me to think is that someone--the BBC? Amazon? PR?--is making some specific (homophobic) marketing choices, which in this case means trying to sell the show to a mainstream (a.k.a., straight) audience, and therefore told Michael and David both to tone down the gayness (as if that's even humanly fucking possible for either of them) overall, but especially when talking about the characters/plot.

Taking all of this into account, what happened later in the interview is even more glorious, which is Michael giving the biggest "fuck you" to all of the above (BBC/Amazon/PR) by doing what he does best: Being Michael--because when can he not?--and (again) calling David's hips "slinky," followed by getting in a good, long, loving, sexy stare:

All of this leads me to your comments, Anon #3. I know you had sent this prior to now, but I wanted to include your Ask here because I think it speaks to exactly what we saw today. I've thought about what you've mentioned so many times, because that's exactly what I think Michael and David do and are for each other--a safe place, and they have truly helped each other through some of the hardest times in their lives.

Thinking about David's anxiety, I find that especially poignant given today's events, and how vocal David has become in recent months. I think he deliberately wore that trans rights shirt and that rainbow pin because he knew how much reach they would get...but at the same time, I am sure he knew the risk of doing so, and that it would set him up as a target.

It's very easy to imagine David feeling that anxiety before the photo call today, knowing what he was going to do, and Michael calming him--maybe even holding him in his arms if they had some time alone this morning. And when they came out onto the set of The One Show, you could see Michael nearly bursting with pride and love as they walked together. Even when they got flustered nearly holding hands, as soon as they linked arms, they both became so calm. It felt as though Michael and David were a united front--on their side--and while David flashed a big smile to the camera, Michael could not have given two shits about it, because he was holding onto David and never letting go.

Michael couldn't say the things he wanted to today, but that's not what today was about. It was about him stepping back and giving David room to be in the spotlight and to shine. Soothing David's anxiety and encouraging him to be vocal the way Michael has been for the past four years. He's supporting the man he loves, and it is so beautiful to see.

So yes, those are my thoughts on the new GO and Michael/David content from today. I'm truly hoping that Michael and David have an opportunity to do an interview where they can be totally unleashed and say exactly what it is that's on their minds. But I'm still so glad to see how much relief and joy it brings them to be back together again, and I hope they'll get to do it a lot more in the weeks ahead. Fingers crossed...

[popculturebuffet]

X-Month: X-Men 97 Review (Comissioned by Emma Fici)

To me my x-men and welcome back to X-Month, my look at all things of X. And we're at the biggun today as i'm finally taking a look at something i've wanted to for months: yes my mutant obessed self is finally looking at x-men 97.

So for those of you like my good friend emma who sponsored this review who only have the broad strokes of what this is or have heard the buzz but simply haven't gotten to it: X-Men 97 is a recent cartoon from disney plus, the second from Marvel Studios after What If? and the first not tied to the MCU in any way.

Instead 97 is a direct followup to X-Men, aka X-Men the Animated Series a long running series that not only , along with Batman the Animated Series, helped show what animation could achive after years of censorship, telling more nuanced stories that appealed to all ages and is one of the major things that's defined the x-men in pop culture, the movies being the other.

It was also the first X-Men cartoon in a decade, following Wolverine and the X-Men, as marvel studios head Ike Pearlmutter put a ban on using the Fantastic Four or X-Men as they didn't own them, and tried to actively kill them in the comics. I kid... only the X-men were attempted murdered by a cloud of gas that killed them. The FF were simply disbanded. So naturally after a decade of my faviorite team not being able to show up, my reaction to a brand new cartoon starring them was a resounding...

While I watched the cartoon ocasionally as a kid, what really got me into the X-Men was a mix of the movies and x-men evolution. I didn't hate the cartoon, evne watched some in college but it just didn't grab me and as my attitude towards x-men went from something I really liked to

I just never got into it heavily when 97 was being rolled out. I would've preferred a fresh cartoon doing something with the decades of material since instead of what I felt was a nostalgia cashgrab for a show I had a petty grudge against for getting all this attention from marvel. It got articles, it's being added to D+ was a big deal and the icons for the x-men on D+ are based on the jim lee designs used in the show. I did try the show again and enjoyed what I saw, watching most of seasons 1 and 2 but simply never got what the hype was about. It didn't help that 97 was seemingly being buried by marvel: little info came out, the character designs looked fine but not all that impressive. It semeed like it'd be like the Animaniacs revival and ones like it: A fairly limp continuation that just sorta did the same stuff but with a modern production style.

So....

As the show got close earlier this year, I got excited: The trailer looked slick, using 3d models but with painted to fit the original's style, had gorgeous looking animation and had Wolveirne and Gambit doing a combo move which you lovely people dubbed Cut the Deck.

So shortly before the premire because I procastinate, I rewatched the original... and I thorughly enjoyed it. The show isn't perfect, having to make concesions for it's saturday morning time slot and with it's animation being rigid in people. Yet the talented cast and crew were able to distill the x-men down into what made them work, taking the bulk of Chris CLaremont's decade long run that defined it, a bit of what was going on at the time, and some of the stuff before and make a true masterpiece. It Streamlined decades of comics into a fun, frentic show that was a joy to watch. I watched Seasons 1 and 2 again then realizing time was running out watched what episodes I thought would be key to the show or just wanted to watch, as well as a few after. While there's still a handful I haven't finished, I can safely say the bulk of the show slaps and is worth your time.

This hyped me up even more.. and while I have more thoughts as to why, X-Men 97 is one of the best reboots i've seen: it continues the original story, but in a way that's both acccesible to new fans (both of x-men in general and of this continuity in paticular), and fresh, using the old astetics, but now targeting an older audience, can get away with a lot the original couldn't: blood and sex are heavily implied, and a decent chunk of characters die including one of our leads. IT's a show tha'ts mature in the way tha tshould be, using being adult animation to tell darker stories without loosing the fun and camp that makes superheroes great. In short it's the best of the four x-men cartoons. In long.. well join me under the cut for a deep dive into one of the best shows of the year.

Re-Buliding the Danger Room: X-Men 97 as mentioned is one of Marvel Studio's first cartoons and was what Disney wanted from the get go, clearly wanting to grab some of that nostlagia dollar they love so dearly. They eventually tapped Beau DeMayo who'd written for Moon Knight, along with the Witcher, been story editor for the Originals and written the witcher film Nightmare of the Wolf. DeMayo was fully qualified for the job and being a huge fan of the original lept to it with vigor, bringing in producers Julia and Eric Lewald and Larry Huston from the original.

DeMayo and his top notch crew made sure to honor the original and in casting tried to get back as many of the original cast as possible: Allison Sealy-Smith, Lenore Zahn, Cal Dodd, Cristopher Britton, George Bauza and Adrian Hough all retuned as Storm, Rogue, Wolverine, Mr Sinister , Beast and Nightcrawler, and while they weren't cast as their original parts as Jubilee, Gambit, Jean, Cable, Morph they still made sure there were roles for Allyson Court, Chris Potter, Cathryne Disher, Laurence Bayne and Ron Rubin, witht hem now playing Abyscissa, Jubilee's older alternate cocunterpart, Cable, Valirie Cooper, The X-Cutioner and Senator Kelly. Some were to match the characters: Court willingly stepped down in an awesome move so someone who was actually chinsese could play Jubilee, leading to Holly Chou's casting, while Morph, now fully seen as nonbinary, was given to NB actor J.P. Karlak. Cable as you can tell swapped to Chris Potter, Jean went to vetran voice actor and vetran jean grey from Wolverine and the X-Men Jennifer Hale, and Gambit to A.J. Locosto. Charles Xavier's former va Cedric Smith is replaced by invincible's Ross Maruqad and the late Norm Spencer and Dave Hemblen are replaced as Cyclops and Magneto by Ray Chase and Matthew Waterson. There are a LOT more swap outs as the series uses a more modern la based voiced cast for the most part, so i'm only sticking to these as X-Men in general has a lot of characters and 97 packs in as many as possible in big and small roles.

There isn't a ton of behind the scenes: I've got some bits and bobs from the various voice actors, some of which i'll sprinkle in later, and the crew, but marvel's documentary on the series primarily focused on the fact actors came back and the production of the original show. Yet they left out the part where Stan Lee was convinced by execs that a show about Xavier and Cyclops going around in a van solving mutant mysteries was the best route to go.

I don't have time to unpack that or the really intresting history behind the original show, but I highly recommend the art of book.

Anyways the main reason for this is one ya'll probably know but needs bringing up thanks to recent allegations: Beau DeMayo, the showrunner and while not the only creative force, i've been trying to retrain myself that a shows creator isn't the only one making this stuff and a lot of great writers and animators are just as responsible, he was still one of the major ones, writing all 10 episodes, showrunning things and clearly steering the direction the show went in. And.. he was fired one week before the show aired.

Disney Sucks Suprising No One

Disney, as usual was vauge about it, with DeMayo himself playing quiet. The most he spoke up was after episdoe 5 , Remember It, to provide some context as to why the episode played out the way it did and what the goal of the show was from his initial pitch, something i'll save for when we get there. Disney apparently didn't like this and stripped his credits for season 2, which he'd already written all of when he was fired. They also barred him from the Emmy's after Remember It was nominated.

Disney CLAIMS it was sexual harassment while DeMayo called bullshit, saying Disney made things hostile and wasn't happy he was a black gay man who wasn't demphasising his queerness, having an only fans and dressing as cyclops. They also apparently didn't like he wanted to adapt stories outright which I don't get but given marvel hasn't been doing that as often, makes sense.

Now as for which side I belviie.. it's Beau. And i'ts not because I like the show: Warren Ellis and Joss WHedon both wrote things I loved and I cut myself off from their work as soon as I learned who they really were this whole time. But Demayo... seems like he's simply outspokenly queer and horny as fuck, which as an adult man is his right. Disney has a history of soft homophobia, trying to quitely cancel the owl house, which backfired horribly, supporting anti gay legslation and generally not allowing protaganists in their shows to be openly gay. They've failed as all it's done is make the bulk of their leads bisexual, which is fantastic as we needed more bi rep anyway, but their history leans towards them being full of shit. Not only that as my good friend Marco pointed out when we talked about this.. Disney waited a LONNNNG time to make these allegations without any proof. So either they covered up sexual harassment to cover their own asses and only revealed it when they were being sued for being shitty, or they tried to remove a queer man's credits for not being their token black stamp of approval like they wanted (Demayo's words) or toning down his queerness and then having the "gall" to actually talk about a show he wrote in a way that didn't disparage the company or reveal why he was fired. Disney did all this because DeMayo talked about the show and had him sign a nda that apparently told him he coudln't that's HIGHLY illegal. Ther'es nothing about Disney's defense that isn't shady as fuck and filmsy as hell and I hope they get sued. The fact their legal team, probably the same one that advised this tactic, tried claming a man couldn't sue for wrongful death over his wife dying of allergies because he signed up for disney+ maybe a week or two before all this dosen't help.

So yeah tldr version: Beau Demayo was most likely wrongfully terminated and Disney once again is trying to screw over a queer creator. Fuck em. Now with that elephant shooed out of the room we can get to the actual series.

Kinetic Strut

While the show keeps the designs and astetic of the original to a point, 97 has style of it's own and i'ts pretty good. I was a bit antsy when I first saw the art style in stills and productoin deisgn, cg puppets instead of traditional animation. I'm not against 3d animation as it can be really gorgeous and sometimes fits better. Fellow reboot that slaps Fairly Odd Parents: A New Wish uses a style similar to the peanuts movie, cgi models but used to mimick stop motion and it rocks. But this style felt cheap.

As it turns out while budget was why they did this it was for good budget reasons: with not the biggest budget it was easier to do action in this style than try to do hand drawn again, while also still keeping the astetic consitant enough to feel like a sequel to the original.

And this pays off: There are moments here or there where the animation feels stiff during dialouge.. but there drops in the bucket of an expressive show and allow the show to just pile on the action set pieces. In the first ep alone we get cyclops using his powers as a parachute, storm turning a desert to glass and using it to shred sentinels into fine pieces, beast hyjacking a sentienel, and our final circut: Gambit charging wolverin'es claws, Logan then bouncing off Morph transfrormed into the blob lik ea trampoline to destroy master mold. And that's just episode 1.

The show delights in letting the mutants really flex, something budget and groundendess only let the films do once or twice, to show just what their capable of. Magneto lifts a giant chunk of the UN into the air to make a point, then tops himself later with a massive emp that's given the scope it deserves, Madline Pryor shows just how deadly her/jeans powers could be by filling Magneto with pieces of a stain glass window, Jean herself later getting to use a whole bowling alley as a weapon, Jubille's future self shows her colorful deadly pinwheels, Rogue gets to go sickhouse on the military using every move from marvel vs capcom she has and we see inside nightcrawlers teleport. It's not all but damn if the show dosen't make our heroes look good, every last one getting a showcase of just what they can do. Morph in paticular gets a fun new gimmick of changing into past characters: While I do wish we saw some of these characters, paticuarlly Magik, in the actual flesh it's a fun way to amp up his moveset and make fighting with him more than pretending to be a mook but suprise he wasn't.

97 has a kintetic strut, a term x-men writer grant morrison used to describe what they wanted for their book new x-men when pitching it. A sense of style that's gorgoeus to watch, fun to have and shows off the characters personalities. Even if not everyone gets a major plot this season, everyone gets to show off and it is glorious.

This applies to the writing too: the show leans into it's comic roots, and rather than try to downplay the goofiness, reminds us why we love it: the costumes are kept as they were (Though we may be getting the New X-Men costumes next season), Things are taken seriously, yet there's still plenty of character based humor, my faviorite being in the second episode, Mutant Liberation Begins when a very Pregnant Maddie/Jean says "it's coming", wolverine gets ready for an attack and then has to be told "The baby you idiot" while he has the most "oh fuck bub" expression on his face. There isn't a ton of humor and it's sparse in the second half as the stakes go all the way up, but it provides nice breaks from the dramatic soap opera that's going on.

So with the shows style out of the way, what's in it. Well before I can tell you that story, I have to cover the original a bit. I won't be recapping every single episode as not every episode is relevant to this show and it's , while a great show, not the one I came here to talk about. If there's intrest, and let me know in the comments, i'd be happy to another day. But for now i'ts just the easiest way to get some informatoin out that's important in 97 so I don't have to say "in the original series" every five sentences.

So...

Previously On X-Men: It's the early 90's and mankind is dealing with their next evolution: Mutants, people who usually at puberty gain super powers ranging from looking like a mole man to "being able to shut down all power on earth when they have a bad enough day". Naturally humanity is handeling this calm, rationally and of course, forming angry racist mobs of frothing bigots.

In this frought time enters the X-Men. They are:

Charles Xavier: Omega Level Telepath, meaning he has no upper limit. The founder of the team. Has less of an accidental god complex here, instead being a kind mentor who took in several mutants with nowhere to go. He can be stern and hard to move but is beloved by most of his students.

Cyclops: OPTIC BLAST! A stoic man raised by xavier to be his perfect soldier and to have a titanium rod jammed up his ass. A good tactician but hard to open up emotoinally. Said Jean a LOT

Jean Grey: Said jean. World class telepath and telkenetic.. in the revivial. In the original she was a decent telepath but mostly got knocked around a lot and got her name said a lot.

Wolverine: The best at what he does. Healing factor, adamantium skeleton given to him by a sketchy program of the canadian goverment, and a bad attitude. Wasn't aloud to drink, smoke or murder but still got the point across that he probably did those things off screen. Bad tempered, impulsive and ready to ride scott's ass at any moment. Metaphorically and literally as the sexual tension is palpable. Has a deep crush on Jean he never fully let go. Got a lot of screen time because

Rogue: A southren belle with the power to steal memory and powers from whoever she touches. Naturally this leaves her desperately wanting a cure or workaround, but spends the rest of her time as a sassy badass. She was once a supervillian, adopted by super terriorist Mystique after she traumatically sent her first kiss into a coma and was thrown out by her dad. Mystique.. wasn't much better, not helped by the fact her wife wasn't allowed to be in the show because lesbians, a ruthless monster in this continuity who gleefully used Rogue to steal the powers of superhero Ms Marvel (Carol Danvers), leaving Rogue stuck with the woman in her head. Charles did his best to partion carol off and try to help both women. She's fun loving, badass and the best.

Gambit: A cajun who can charge any object to blow up real good. A red eyed ladies man who constantly hits on Rogue who turns him down, but is clearly intrested because it was the 90s, though he has no trouble getting women. He has a shadowy past, having worked for a guild of theives and had to run out on his wedding, among other stuff we haven't gotten to, and is cagey about it but loyal to the dream and his new family. He may be snarky as hell and the second most likely to rebel behind logan but he will be there when you need him.

Storm: Has power over the weather and can do pretty much anything with it and knows it. Keeps her emotoins mostly in check as them going out of control could destroy everything around her, but is kind and empathtic. The series didn't do a ton with her apart from a few two parters, but she was memorable and unlike the comics hammy as hell. Allison Court could really belt it out and still can .

Beast: A blue beast man whose attempt to cure his mutation made him into the furry we all know and love. THe face of a hulking brute, the mind of a scholar, Beast has never met a quote he can't blurt out or a villian he can't face kick. He was intended to just be a one and done for season 1, an x-man to get captured and be the center of a trial subplot in season 1. Instead his peformace, general dmeanor and everything was so awesome he was kept on as a main character for the rest of the show.

Jubillee: A feisty teen with the power to make colorful explosions. She joins in the pilot for reasons we'll get to, and due to her birth parents being dead and her step parents being not all that great, she comes to see the x-men as her family. Tends ot get sidelined at times, and is the only one Wolverine really seems to like in the main cast.

Season 1 is seralized, something Fox put a stop to as episodes sometimes woudln't come back on time so the story got scrambled. The season largely deals with the Mutant Control Agency, a goverment subsided group of assholes that ask people to report mutants to them then send giant mutant hunting robots named sentinels to capture and imprison them. Their ran by Henry Peter Gyrinch, a bigoted asshole who was a bigoted pain in the Avengers side in the comics before graduating to running the anti-mutant project wideawake. So really 10/10 nailed it. He is the worst and works with bolivar trask, an inventor who created the sentinels.

The MCA picks up Jubilee because her stepfather dosen't know how to handle her powers and thought this was remotely okay. Her step mom at least is rightfully pissed. Jubes runs away, gets attacked by sentinels and later picked up with them and we get a great excahnge that sums up both series well

Jubille: What'd I eve rdo to you? Gyrinch: you were born.

It's the core of the x-men and why I tilted my head at so many chuds saying "X-MEN WOKE NOW". X-men always was, I won't spend forever debating the obvious, but it was. Last year I covered a storyline where the x-men fought a televangilist and his secret assasians who then tried to shoot them on live television. This isn't new. Not to this series, not to this franchise, fuck off good sir fuck off.

The X-Men meanwhile break into the MCA as they realize both how dangerous they are and how their using the records. This.. dosen't go well. While they do destroy the print records, Beast gets left behind while destroying the digtial ones, and the x-men are attacked by sentinels.. and forced to abandon another. See the pilot added one more member, Morph, a loveable jokester Wolverine was close with who could shapeshift.. and who seemingly died. They were left behind and Wolverine was left devistated. This was meant to mimic the death of thunderbird early in chirs claremonts run, changed to a white guy as executives rightfullyr ealized "maybe having the only native member of the team killed is.. fucking awful?". It was done for the same reason: to raise the stakes and give the illusion anyone on the tam could also go. morph ended up super well loved though and thus lived on. We'll get to that.

For now the X-Men save jubes and bust up the sentinels and the goverment pulls out.. but senator kelly, an anti mutant politican, plans to run for president. Later in the season Gambit, Jubilee and Storm go for a vacation in Genosha, a seemingly welcoming island to mutants.. that instead uses them for slave labors using power nullifying collars. These collars are a neat horrifying addition that are only found in x-men the animated series. Anyways, turns out Genosha also has sentinels, but thankfully our heroes are able to break out thanks to Cable, a freedom fighter from the future whose in the past for reasons that will never be explained as his backstory in the comics was finally flehsed out between seaosns so they just went with that. So he's from the future now.

Things come to the head when Mystique attempts to kill senator kelly. Thankfully our heroes are tipped off about it from Bishop, a man from a dystopian future ruled by the sentinels who took way too long to realize their the baddies and with help from Forge, a mutant who can make any invention he can think of, comes back to our time. Bishop would return a few times to help our heroes, almost causing an apocalypse till cable sets him right in the stellar "Time Fugitives" two parter, and going from an uneasy ally of the x-men to one of of their closest.

Sadly this dosen't stop Senator Kelly whose more radicalized than ever, and is easily recurited by Trask. Unforutnately for Kelly turns out the Sentinels evolved a mind of their own, with master mold realizing the obvious thing Trask and Gyrinch couldn't: Mutants.. are still human. Granted they decide to do this by conquering humanity by replacing their elected officals with robots

But the x-men save them and Kelly is an ally of there's for the rest of the series and the only one of his incarnations I can think of that really gets to reform and not die for it. Granted he'll make some huge mistkaes in 97 but for the rest of TAS he's a staunch ally of our heroes if only seen occasionally. His biggest role was exonerating beast.

During the season the x-men would also encounter a nother major player for this series and the next and my faviorite Mutant, Magneto, master of magnet. He tried to free beast during his incarceration but Beast refused wanting his day in court and soon fought the x-men. For the rest of the series he's more of a wild card: He will fight the x-men but usually for some good reason or what he thinks is a good reason. Magneto fights to secure a future for his people like the x-men do, but knows sometimes the peaceful route may not be the most paltable. That isn't to say he dosen't make mistakes ,he tries to hyjack a nuclear plant early on and has a habit of trusting the wrong people in some of his later ventures we'll get to, but he's for the most part a noble man.

The other major threat is Apocalypse, Mystiques boss in this incarnation and rather than a social darwanist, he's an immortal monster planning to conquer earth. He's hammy, terrifying and hard to put down adn it takes four seasons for our heroes to finally beat him, the x-men only surviving one encounter because Cable went back to save them. They finally seemingly beat him in the massive intended series finale beyond good and evil, only for him to use the body of greasy buttcrack pooflap fabian cortez to escape death. He'll.. be back but won't appear in the main story of this season.

So with season 2 our heroes get two more big bads to tussle with. The first is Mr Sinsiter, a creepy genetscit from the 18th centruy who hoped to help his wife life.. and she did.. but at a cost and at the cost of several mutants lives. Sinister went from a man who genuinely had good intentions if horrifying methods and was shuned by society as a charlatin, to a horrifying monster who wanted to perfect mutantkind no matter the cost. Our heroes fought him primarily in season 2, as he lured Xavier and Magneto away to the savage land, a patch of anartica that still has dinosaurs and also some mutants magneto made out of the natives there that still hasn't been properly explained. In the comics he just wanted more minons because prior to the 80's magneto was a pretty standard mustache twirling super villian and it was adapted here because

While Xavier and Magneto have a savage land vacation, Sinister sends a devistating weapon against our x-men: Morph. Brainwashed by sinister, Morphs resetmment over seemingly being left for dead and rescued by sinister is amplified and he nearly destroys the x-men. He also fake marries scott and jean. They get married for realizes a few season later. I assume it was a network thing who knows.

The x-men are able to stop him, and he runs away. They eventually are lured to the arctic by sinister at the end of the season and despite being stripped of their powers at first eventually win. MOrph however decides to stay away out of guilt. He eventually doe smostly recover with the help of dr moria mactaggert but after an encounter by a leftover master mold that isn't remotely explained in this series but 97 reveals trask and gyrinch built backups, realizes he's not ready and stays away again till the finale.

The other big bad for season 2 is Graydon Creed head of the friends of humanity, a group of bigots who in the comics lasted about a few years but here become a major thorn in the heroes side for a season. Our heroes CAN punch them but it dosen't quite solve the issue and Graydon is clever using fake mutant attacks, doctored footage and other creepily realistic tactics. Their eventually beaten down for now when it's revealed Graydon himself.. is the son of a mutant, Wolverine's arch enemy sabertooth, distablising the movement when he has a breakdown just seeing a hologram of the guy.

Season 3 is mostly taken up by two big five part serials adapting two of the x-men's biggest stories: The Phoenix Saga and the Dark Phoenix Saga

The Phoenix Saga has the x-men forced to hyjack a space craft to save it from Eric the Red, a mysterious alien meance who stalks the team. They save it.. but Jean's forced to nearly sacrifice herlsef to shield them from the cosmic rays on the way home. She gets contacted by Phoenix, in this continuity a powerful entity and guardian of reality itself and specifically the M'Kran Crystal, a powerful gem that can alter reality and that the emproror of the massive shiar empire D'Ken plans to use to become a god.

To stop him his sister Lilandra has been telepahticly dming xavier and he likes what he hears. She quickly gets kidnapped by the Juggernaut bitch and after dealing with him the x-men head into space and battle a legally distinct version of the legion of superheroes before defeating D'Ken. Along the way Scott meets his daddy guy: he'd assumed he was orphaned but instead his dad had been stranded in space, his mom had been killed and daddy instead became space pirate corsair. Whiel the two roughlyr econciled, it left Scott with a LOT of abandoment issues that will be important soon.

For the Dark Phoenix Saga phoenix did her job.. but won't leave jean, wanting to experince everything.. and leading her into the clutches of the hellfire club, called the inner circle here but since we're not having to get past fox censors hellfire club it is. They plan to add jean to their membership, but instead their member masterminds manipulations cause phoenix to go insane and take out an uninhabited, in this continuity, solar system. Lilandra comes to kill her before that happens again, the x-men end up fighting her in a trial by combat, and phoenix sacrifies herself for jean.

Season 4 is, thankfully mostly one offs but a few important events happen: The biggest involve our boy magneto: Magneto goes absolutely through it this season. He first decides

And creates a giant asteroid, asteroid m for everyone to live on inviting all mutants. The goverment is dicey about this while mutantkind is ready to pack up and get the fuck out of a world that hates and fears them. He goes the extra mile and frees Genosha something the x-men honestly should've worked on sooner. In the comics at least they simply didn't have the resources when they first found out and had a possible legal avenue to beat them theyw ere waiting on. Then when captured.. simply tore up the place because at that point why not. Here it smacks of the writers genuinely forgot it existed till this two parter.

Sadly the dream dies as one of his liteutants is greasy buttcrack pooflap fabian cortez, who betrays him and tries to conquer earth. This gets the asteroid shot down and the dream dies.

And because God somehow hadn't kicked Erik in the crotch enough what with surviving the holocaust, loosing his wife, loosing his utopia and mankinds general pettiness, he finds out his deceased wife fled because she was scared of him.. while pregannt with his two kids, The Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver. And neither want anything to do with him when they find out.

So while Magneto gets ready for depression, Bishop prevents a dystopian alternate timeline where xavier was killed with the help of wolverine and storm from an alternate timeline. There 50's trip leaves a sliver of nimrod, a powerful sentinel with a less than ideal name, which will again be important later.

The X-Men also make a lifelong friend this season: Nightcrawler. While on a ski vacation, Wolverine, Rogue, Gambit and Jubilee end up at a nearbye monistary after hearing reports of a monster, figuring there was a mutant in distress. It's there they meet one of my faviorite mutants Kurt Wagner, aka Nightcrawler, a former circus star who found home and peace in religion and is a kind, thoughtful man. Despite Wolverine's doubts and issues with religion, he quickly befriends kurt, helps defend him from a racist and in general the two hit it off.

He soon finds another connection in Rogue in his next and final apperance for this series: Bloodlines. It's there his tangly family tree from the comics is laid out: he's the son of mystique and a baron of some sort, though we can probably saftely say like the current comics it might actually be destiny and mystique herself, be gay do crimes incarnate and something we'll get to later this month. She is however bi and had Graydon with sabertooth so being a racist and in hot water with his hate group, Graydon tries to kill his whole family. Heartbreakingly kurt genuinely TRIES to reach Graydon but can't get past his hatred and bigotry and leaves him to his fate.. left on Sabertooth's porch. Somehow he survivies this. The upside though is Rogue gladly embraces her new stepbrother and vice versa something the show didn't have time or budget to do more with but 97 will.

Finally the x-men invade a goverment base because one of there x members girlfriend joined a goverment team of mutants, x-factor and instead of calling him or anything left making it look like the kidnapped her. The important part is that X-Factor is, as it was at the time in the ocmics, headed by Forge's present day counterpart who will be important in the next show.

Season 5, the final season, is thankfully short, only 13 episodes they weren't expecting, so there's only a few episodes I haven't touched on of importance. We find out captain america met wolverine once and has returned from the time vortex he was stuck in in spider-man the animated series.

More importantly, Magneto is depresed: The failure of his utopia, his kids not wanting to talk to him and presumibly the shame of having trusted apocalypse for more than one second have left him out of it. It's only when Beast comes for help with an alien invasion that already got the rest of the x-men and pietro that he agrees to help. And doing so nets him someKarma as while it sadly dosen't come up in 97, Pietro warmly acccepts his dad back.

The final episode, and thankful end of this recap, comes to us with Graduation Day: Xavier is doing a confrence for mutants when an off model Gyrinch shows up and shoots him with a weapon intended to kill mutants. It both outs charles to the world, only 5 years before he'd be outed as a mutant in the comics, and leaves him on deaths door. The X-Men try to contact the shiar but are having trouble with that. Morph returns to play charles to help but his possible death has lead tensions to boil over worldwide. In this chaos a bunch of mutants beg magneto to lead them and while with his past failures in mind he rejects them at first.. he can't turn his people away.

Eventually the x-men find a solution but it's going to be a hard sell: Magneto MIGHT be able to keep charles alive long enough but he has to abandon his army, his finally getting what he watns. And unsuprisingly for the love of his life.. he does. He leaves to save chaarles and the shiar are able to save him. Charles gives each x-man some tender parting words and departs with his space girlfriend to hopefully not die, his fate left ambigious.

So that's where we left off: Charles is in space and thought dead to the world, Magneto is in a less nefarious place but still himself and Morph has rejoind the team. So ... one year later... and a bunch more in real time...

New Episodes, New Era

We can finally talk about the plot of 97 which thankfully won't take as long before I can dive into the show proper.

97 begins one year after the finale and a few things ahve changed: Morph has switched from his old design, a generic white guy, to a new one, a pale mostly featureless face that debuted in age of apocalypse and was used for the longrunning alternate universe series exiles version of the character, who combined the two to create something awesome.

The bigger change is Jean is pregnant, with a lot of tension coming from Charles death and Cyclops riding everyone even harder than usual.

The series properly kicks off with the rescue of Roberto DeCosta, one of my faviorite mutants making his debut to this continuity, a spoiled rich kid who dosen't comprehend racists don't want his money and whose saved by the x-men. He's hiding his gift because he assumes his parents will reject him but ends up hanging around the mansion occasoinaly as he finds Jubilee super hot.

His captors are the friends of humanity who now have access to both the nullifer collars and power gloves based on sentinel tech, their so bad. Jean invades Gyrinch's mind to get info after he naturaly refuses to cooperate and gets both some haunting foresahdwoing for what's to come and a location for Trask. After a dope as hell fight, the x-men beat trask, solidfiying their partnership with UN Head and xavier ally we're just learning about now Valarie Cooper. In the comics val was a goverment liason, intitally working on project wideawake and with myistques team , who sold out to the goverment as freedom force. When that failed she became head of x-factor and is pretty neat all things considered.

Cyke and jean prepare to leave the x-men, to wolverine's disgust and jubilee's worry.. but this gets put on hold when the x-men get an univited guest: Magneto who got sent a copy of Charles last will and testemant:

"Everything he built now belongs to me"

Foxy Grandpa does do his best to take the role seriously: While he's still himself, battering some friends of humanity who captured the x-mens sewer pals the morlocks (they refused the x-mens offer to live at the insittute), but not killing a one, and being arrogant as hell just kinda.. assumign the x-men should accept him after fighting them once or twice, he does try, getting the morlocks sent to genosha which is close to getting recognized as a nation state again and is now ran by mutants. Cyclops is grumpy about both his dad seemingly not trusting him and this whole thing and refuses to leave right away.

This is good timing as the UN arrive to arrest magneto. He willingly complies and most of the x-men go to his trial. His trial.. then gets january 6thed.. not even subtly as they plan to kill the un court for even giving him a trial. Magneto was doing well mind as he pointed out he never acted in outright agression only in defense of his poeple. The x-men fight this but have to face the x-cutioner, a foh member who put on a costume and rants about how "MUTANTS COMPLAIN ALL THE TIME BUT YOU DON'T HERE ME WHINING. YOUR SO WHINY. SO WHAT IF WE TRIED TO KILL YOU STOP WHINING"

Thankfully morph shuts him up but Rogue and Cyclops have to leave as the doctor as jeans in labor and Rogue has to do it since the doctor is an idiot and won't treat her. While it's because of her powers... she could do a LOT more damage not sedated and in a lobby than she could do in an operating room you ass.

The baby, little Nathan Charles Summers, comes out just fine.. but the UN Meeting ends badly. Trying to protect him storm dives infront of X-Cutioners gun, a special one he made using the collars.. that removes her powers. This pisses off Magneto entirely and he lifts the un court and the asshole into the air, making a damn good speech

Bigot, ingrate, sycophant, worm. So small I could smite you with a step. (he holds his boot over the X-Cutioner's face) There was a time I would smite you all for what was done to Storm. (pulls his foot back) But today, I have saved you from your own, for an old friend has challenged me to remember this view of Earth. How vast it is versus how small we make it. Charles Xavier entrusted me with his dream, and it does not ask you to love or embrace my kind as your own, but merely to accept that this is a shared world with a common future, and that my kind, like yours, have the right to live in it. I am trying to be better. Please...do not make me let you down...

Sadly they will.. but for now he's exonerated and Cyclops plans to leave, live a normal life trusting the x-men to Magneto. Storm also decides to leave, leaving only a note for Jean. With no clear way to get her powers back and no idea who she is anymore, Ororo leaves. And her timing couldn't be worse as on the x-mens doorstep.. another jean arrives.

Turns out this is the REAL jean. The Jean we've been following is a clone, later called Madlyn Pryor who comics fans saw a coming as she got an action figure. The x-men.. are dicks about this all backing away and not getting that maybe Maddie didn't know she was a clone and Scott's refusal to help her just causes her to storm off. Beast finds out too late who made Maddie: Mr Sinister, who quickly hyjacks her and has her turn the place into a murder house, a nice workaround to adpating the inferno storyline. I"ll talk more about how this series adapted various stories in a bit. For now it's a smokescreen to take baby Nathan who Mr Sinister pumps full of a technoorganic virus to make him indestructable. They follow and have a fight with maddie that's cinematic as hell but goes poorly for them as unlike jean she isn't holding back. Jean however wakes up and visits her soul sister, who has all her memories, and convinces her to back down. They save nathan but sadly in saving him he's stuck with the virus killing him as Sinister leaves.

Thankfully Bishop's been here the whole time. I haven't mentioned it as they never reallye xplain why he's staraneded in the past, when he joined, or any of that and he dosen't really contribute to the plot outside this episode. HIs time jump can take the two of them.. but just them and only one way. Cyclops refuses not wanting ot turn out like his dad... but like his dad has no real say in it and Maddie says goodbye to her son as he flies into the future. She leaves to go find herself and the x-men are left pretty torn up.

So next episode, we'll get to this ones stinger in a moment, is a two in one, two 11 minute episodes, as Jubilee turns 18.. and is bummed by both all the change going on and Magneto refusing to let her celebrate. She gets sucked into a video game by Mojo, a grogesque blob of a man whose naturally a network executive who fought the x-men twice before and wants to make jubes a star. The episode is a fun breezy break between two pretty heavy episodes, and mostly serves to let Jubes realize she dosen't need to fear change after meeting her beta test version, absycca, voiced by he roriginal va. She and sunspot also kiss and likely do much much more.

So leaving the lovebirds alone, we go to a diffrent pair of them: at the end of the previous episode Forge found storm and offered to restore her powers, leading into Lifedeath, an adaptation of the same story from the comics. The two work on it with their efforts seemingly not working.. but the two get along quite well, horse riding and other stuff. We also get to know Forge better: he was an inventor, worked with the goverment, is chynene, and we even get to know his name. We also get his name later, Daniel Lone Eagle, which somehow is the first time he's had a non code name in the history of the character and is one Chris Claremont came up with but never used. Nice.

That goverment past bites him as he eventually reveals the truth to a horrified Storm: he created the neturalizer tech: he quit over it, not wanting to do more and sought her out. Naturally she's pissed the man she's slowly fell in love with lied to her and tries to flee.. but instead encounters a demon. Which is normal for the x-men in the comics but a complete 180 here. We'll get back to this.

So we've come to the gamechanger for the series: Remember It. Most of the episode plays out normally as Gambit Rogue and Mags head to genosha now a mutant paradise resembling krakoa from the comics: a council of familiar faces running it (Former enemies sebastian shaw and emma frost from the hellfire club and longtime allies Moria Mactagert, her boyfriend Banshee , Maddie and Nightcrawler), propserity and music all around. Rogue is enchanted while Gambit is mor esupscious of the hiked prices.

But bigger thigns errupt: a love triangle has grown between the three as Rogue used to date magneto and is tempted to go back to him while Gambit has been buthurt about their attractoin and apparently private time all season. This comes to a head as Magneto is offered a seat at the table by the council: he's a big deal, has made more peaceful strides lately, and all of mutantkind respects him. He agrees.. but wants Rogue to be his queen. an offer she's considering turning down based on how creepy it is, but he makes a solid offer not just to get in her pants but in wanting her in this role.

Gambit and Rogue have things out over it, and Rogue seemingly chooses erik. Their not the only ones having relationship drama as we see Cyclops have a psychic convo with Maddie... only for themt o make out and Jean to interrupt. Whoops. Yeah Jean is insecnsed Cyclops was making out with, and these are her exact words "My clone"

I mean she's not wrong to be hurt but she not only nearly made out with logan before this, having experinced HOW rich his feelings where when she woke up, but Scott points out he and Maddy did share a child and othe rexperinces. He could've.. not gotten implicitly back together with Jean but still. Point is everybody done fucked up.

So far so normal x drama.. until they have a gala. Rogue and Magneto have an erotic dance, Gambit perpares to leave and maddie goes outside to find Cable, screaming for her to run and being pulled back by time before he can do anything. She realizes he's nathan.

And then.. dies in a flash of bright light. The Sentinels have arrived, specifically a massive three headed tri sentinel spitting out more. Mutants die left and right as our x-men and those aroudn them try their damndest once they come to. IN a blink of an eye the world changes: Genosha is left destroyed, thousands die including named characters with Maddie, Sebastian Shaw and Banshee all biting it and Archangel and others left with an uncertain fate. It's a true nightmare , modeling itlsef afte rthe feelings Beau Demayo had after 9/11 and the pulse nightclub shootings. I'll dive into it more in a bit, but needless to say it's horrifying to watch, you canot turn away and this episode got an emmy for a reason.

In the melee, Magneto tries his best even whipping a sentinel with a bullet train, so badass but seemingly dies protecting the morlocks. With our heroes beaten and more to die Gambit gets kidnapped by one which jams some rebarr in him. With one final push of all he has left Gambit lights the thing up... and gives his last words, quitely, cooly and definatly

"The Names Gambit, Remember It"

The Sentinel explodes.. and Remy is left dead, Rogue devistated after realizing who she wanted all too late. The x-men have lost a member, mutantkind has lost a home and things will never be the same.

This was the intention: the first half is more buisness as usual but still updated and slick.. and the second... changes everything in a way there's no going back from, largely being one contiained story.

Before we tackle that though back to Storm, who we'll tackle first as Lifedeath Part 2 deals with her and another face who left the x-men. The Demon is the adversary. In the comic, he's an ancient evil trickster god. Here she's a less impressive but still terrifying and memorable demon who feeds on fear. She reveals part of why Storm's powers haven't kicked back in is fear: fear of being a mutant again, her secret hope of WANTING ot be normal. Storm must face these fears, going into a damp tunnel to save a poisoned forge facing advesary. Storm beats it as she would: by admitting to hserlf she did want to be human and escape, accepting her mutant side for what it is and that she can't repress it and frying the bitch, escaping, saving Forge and forgiving him, dawning her first and one of her most iconci outfits in the process.. and growing her hair back because she can do that now. She and forge plan to take a vacation still, since while Storm is an x-man... she could use the break with her new beau. It's then.. she gets news of Genosha.. and everything's shattered. her family needs her and Forge is right with her. This story was taking place right after Remember It For most of the time.

So winding back the b story for this episode follows Charles.. as he's abrubtly revealed to be alive in space. Now to me whose familiar with the comics, this is just tuesday. But to many a casual fan, including my friend Jess I watched this with, they were thrown off and understandably so. The series acts like charles is dead up to this point, that maybe the shiar stuff didn't work and never mentions the shiar. THere's no hint to this so it feels out of nowhere.

Thankfully the story itself is decent: Lilandra wants to make Charles her consort but even here he faces racisim and her jealous sister blackbird who wants the throne wants him to mindwipe himself of the x-men. He reluctantly agrees: he can't move the captial to eartha nd should try to think for himself, adding tension for us as we know hwo bad things have gone. Thankfully.. he can't do it which Deathbird figured adn tries to do a coup. But in an awesome moment Charles refuses: no more bloodshed. He gives an awesome lecture on colonalism, something the empires powered on and has a decent shot at reforming it.. but like Storm... life wont' let him have peace; he gets a psychic death call reciting one of my faviorite lines from the comics

So xaiver must leave the love of his life as his children.. need him.

And after all this we find out someone.. sinister is involved.

So onto our finale lead in bright eyes It's a week or two later: the us isn't helping refugees, tensions are high and the x-men visit genosha, with a spectre of war hanging above them. With Jubes encouragment Roberto realizes he could die easliy and comes out to his parents who accept him.. but want him to keep it hidden.

Meanwhile the x-men visit Genosha with Jean feeling guilt over maddie's death and the x-men only able to find emma. Any othe rsurvivors are gone. While this goes on the rest of the x-men have Gambit's heartbreaking funeral, with Nightcrawler naturally serving as preist and one notable absence: Rogue is missing. Rogue is on the warparth tearing apart the miltiary to find Gyrinch and tear apart those who took remy from hern. Captain America TRIES to get her to back down... but his whole "lets wiat and do it proper" bullshit gets his shield understandably thrown into the distance.

She finds Gyrnch and absorbs his memories, having gotten far less forgiving and far more vindcitive and understandably so. The X-Men find her after this and Kurt gets her to greive.

The x-men, minus jubes and berto, reunite, finding trask who reveals whose behind this: OZT, aka Operatoin Zero Tolerance, a secret anti goverment group ran by bastion, a creepily monotone man in pink who plans to out xaviers survival and almost space marriage to the world. And he has much more dastardly plans than shaving magneto while he sings one eyed one horned flying purple people eater: Rogue lets trask slip, horrifying her frineds.. but he gets up. Bastion has turned willing volunteers and unsuspecting civlians into omega sentineals, unstoppable killing machines with the x-men barely able to put down ONE before a group swarm them. Thankfully cable arrives and saves them and lets them know not only is bastion worse than they can imagnie but this gets so much worse.

So next episode Rogue is left in a coma after that right and Cable is rallying the x-men, woh are under fire for the xavier thing. So they split up: Cyclops, Jean and Cable have an awkard family reunion as they go to investigate Bastions mom, while Wolverine, Beast, Nightcrawler (now part of the team) and Morph stay behind. Jubes is with Roberto getting pissy with his mom.

It's reveald Val Cooper, who was at the massacre but wasnt' expecting what happened, is alive and Bastion explains his evil plan: he created the omegas using sinisters virus, Nathan being his payment. He's had help from various other figures outside the un specificaly Doctor Doom and Baron Zemo, both of whom aren't happy with the genocide. Bastin's non plussed as he has a plan.. and a plan to get rid of the x-men. he activates ALL the omegas.

This happens as our heroes get Bastion's backstory: a bit of nimrod goo got into his father in the 50s, and his mom raised him knowing he was diffrent. And having sentinel programming in his head the poor boy became the bastard we know.. and made his own mom a sentinel. They attack the x-men at all three palces they are: bastion's hometown, the mansion as trish tilby, a reporter into hank also turns out to be one, and at the mall... again. Jubes really needs to lay off malls and swears them off. Good for her.

Things don't go great. Cyclops and Jean are barely able to survive their army, the mansion is torched to ruins though Rogue is kept safe by the remaning x-men, and Jubes and Sunspot are handed off to an omega sentinel playing nice by Roberto's mother, shattering the poor guy.

Having enough Valarie freed magneot nd declaring something chilling

"Magneto was right"

He awakens.. and blacks out the world with a massive emp. While this saves the x-men and countless others it's also, as Logan correctly figured, a declaration of war. Just as Morph misses xavier, Charlie arrives.

Thankfully Charles Xavier also arrives.

The x-men all regroup with Storm and Forge rescuing Jubilee and Sunspot. While most are willing to at least tolerate charles Cyclops, while willing to put up with him, is pissed, wanting to know why he left magneto and somehow blaming charles leaving magneto for Magneto's emp.

Thankfully we don't have time for Scott's daddy issues, but we do have time for Charles' as Magneto approaches, rising asteroid m from the sea and making it clear that yes, war were declared. He TRIED it the nice way, genuinely gave it his all.. and humanity responded with a genocide they fetered over and ignored> he's done and invited any other x-men who are done to join him while he waits for his emp to kill everything: in 48 hours it's going end everything.

And shockingly .. two x-men do. Rogue goes with him, pissed at Remy's death and the goverment's half assed response not helping, and Sunspot, while not really an x-men yet, joins too, pissed his mom left him.

So the x-men regroup at muir island, their backup base at some point offscreen and put on some new/old costumes while getting ready for war, with the exception of Storm who was way ahead of them and Jubilee who switched to her 2010's outfit last episode: Cyclops and Jean put on their 70's costume, wolverine his 80's john byrne designed brown suit, morph some generic outfit, beast er.. same as he ever was, and Cable gets his late 90's outfit wether he wants the thing or not.

So with Magneto declaring war and Bastion still a threat to be dealt with the x-men split into blue and gold teams. Cyclops blue team of himself, charles, Wolverine, and Jubilee will go deal with Magneto and friends, while Storm's Gold Team of her, Jean, Morph, Beast, Forge and Cable to go to bastion island and stop him using a modified nulifier collar.

Both plans go south: While Gold team intially makes a splash and does well storm and forge are eventually shot down, and while Jean beats the shit out of sinister for both her and Maddie, he hyjacks Cable as Beast apparently didn't think "Maybe we take just a second to check the guy who was in sinisters grasp as a baby for gene traps", with the rest of the team held down in bastion's power.

On Asteroid M things go considerably better despite the smaller team. Charle's plan of "Let me talk to my boyfriend we'll sort it out".. fails as you know.. when has that EVER worked with him Chuck? Especially after a mass genocide. A fight breaks out and the x-men do manage to beat magneto... but jean lets out a psychic scream that alerts Cyclops who fucks up and stops wolverine and charles from winning. This allows magento to just plunk his helment on charles, since it now has the psychic blocking thing from the movies and works both ways and rips the metal out of wolverine's skeleton.

Part 3 begins and Charles has escaped the helmet and is now tearing Magneto's mind apart, having used him to restore power to earth. But unlike the comics not wanting his friend's mind to end up broken to pieces goes inside it while the rest of the x-men wait outside, having patched up things best they could.

Back on Bastion's Island, Jean reconnects with the phoenix somehow, and uses this handy deus ex machina to Collar bastion, restoring his army of prime sentinels that just woke up and what punched spider-man and a bunch of other cameos to comaland where they can hopefully be helped. She reduces sinister to a shrivled husk, removing all the mutant dna tha tkept him young. As Morph basks in that the x-men have other issues: The goverment was giving xavier time to resolve this.. but decide to be their dickish selves, with only Captain Ameirca and Black Panther wondering if this is a stupid idea. It was and the misles instead knock it's engines off.. and Bastion, being pissed and vengeful decides fuck it i'll just murder you all! So Cyclops, Jean, Storm , Morph and BEast head up to join them, Cable sticking around to keep an eye on things and on forge whose in no shape to go with them.

A fucking glorious final battle enseus as Bastion takes his final form, Rogue beats the shit out of him for Remy, and Roberto formally becomes sunspot and kicks the fuck out of him. The team eventually beats him and Scott, wanting to make up for how Bastion could've bene one of them as Xavier tried to reach out, tries to reach out a hand. Bastion laughs at this and dies and the x-men unite all their powers to try and stop the meteor from hitting earth. But while they do their best.. only one of them can do it, with Charles convincing magneto he can let go of his pain, his anger and hurt and do the right thing. So with a hearty MAGNETO LIVES, the x-men save the world.. and vanish.

6 months later and Forge is operating out of what's left of the mansion. Cable, Jubilee and Sunspot, who weren't on the meteor at the time , all scattered and Forge is trying to build a new x-men out of whose left avaliable. Before he can though, Bishop shows up. While Forge is suspcious as apparently he didn't read the x-mens files , Bishop knowing his real name helps calm him down.. as does some Info. The X-Men aren't dead. It's not where they are but when. They've somehow bene scattered in time by some third party and Forge might want to keep his board out as it might take a new x-men team to find them.

For now we find out where almost everyone ended up: Cyclops and Jean end up in the distant future where they find nathan, as he and bishop got seperated over time. Storm, Wolverine and Morph are MIA, likely in their own group we'll find out about next season. And the rest of the group end up in ancient egypt, saving a young mutant. En Sabur Nur... aka... APOCALYPSE.

And if that wasn't omnious enough in the remains of Genosha, the modern day Apocalypse has returned... remarking on so much pain his children.. so much.. death.. and as he says that.. he picks up a playing card.

And with that omnious teaser for next season, we can finally fully dig into this one.

Hated and Feared

X-Men as an allegory can be frought. It works most of the time as it's easier to get a book about mutants trying to survivie hate and fear than queer people and in modern day many a mutant is queer, going all the way back to Chris Claremont not so subtly making Mystique and Destiny wives and only not saying it outright because the EIC didn't want gay people refrenced. Chris Claremont used it brilliantly in god loves man kills by using Nightcrawler to perfectly speak against the bigoted revered stryker, with kitty pryde

Other times.. it's get tricky like the Legacy Virus, a transparent metaphor for AIDS that no actaul gay people were affected by, Kitty Pryde calling two seperate black people the N-Word to equate mutant racisim to real world racism and that time Wolfsbane was beaten to death for "Hiding" she was a mutant in a clear trans allegory. The mutant metaphor is lovely and can be used awesomely and Chris Claremont was right to expand it... but some writers don't know how the hell to be subtle.

Beau Demayo however tackles it well not hiding from it but treating it realistically: the bigotry isn't just howling assholes in the streets but often the passive bigotry seen all the time, the small steps that make life hard. The big rioting assholes in the street exist, guys like Bastion plotting genocide exist.. but so do people like the doctor Jean turned to to give birth only to refuse simply because "a mutant could hurt people", again not thinking of the lives that could be hurt or the life that could be lost if the delivery wasnt' done right. The kind who'd turn someone away. You have President Kelly who on paper is a friend to mutants.. but when push comes to shove will sacrifice them to save himself and in doing so nearly doom us all. And you have Trish Tilby, who keeps pressing Cyclops when he tries talking about nathan and when he reveals the whole weird story, then goes off on her when she talks about how muants are hard for "normal people" to relate to.. when Cyclops TRIED being normal and lost his son for it through no fault of his own, but because of a mad man who decided to kidnap his son.

And of course the center of this kind of racisim.. is the DeCostas. Roberto is panicked, afraid to reveal who he is or really trainup his powers, only doing so as a gift for Jubilee. And when he finally reveals it.. they seem accepting.. but then refused to have him come out publicly. IT's this casual bigory the kind that could see you cast out just for who you ar, that 97 captures so well.

The more overt stuff still hits well from Magneto's booming speech to the un, making a simple powerful statment in the middle of the speech "What must we do to be good enough? is this the high road's destination?" how poeple who geninely try to do good or help people or help their own get stomped on just for trying ot do it the way society wants them.

It also gets into the systems: Bastion gets a ways do to his powers.. but also do to the system. We see him off center two episodes before his introduction in one of forge's photos, OZT has heads of state and the head of the UN herself in it's pocket. While Humanity is trying to be more accepting at the start of 97 far too many are willing to turn their backs when it's no longer convient. Far too many were willing to give a mad man the keys to genocide then act shocked when he uses them.

When the Genoshian Genocide happens, it's not quick like the comics. It was done quick there to belay it's speed and horror.. in an instant millions die, and the x-men could do nothing, Cassandra Nova, who did it in the comics, having already pulled the trigger before Cyclops and Wolverine could break free.

Here it's still fast and painful.. but we see it from the ground. Gambit waking up dizzy to impromptu triage, several mutants dead or injured. It's not as fast or instant.. but that makes it worse. The X-Men are there.. but they can't do anything. One is captured and broken by the events while another dies stopping it. We feel how powerless our heroes are two of them some of the strongest the x-men has. Rogues next apperance has her easily tear through the military like butter.. which makes it all the more heartning knowing two episodes ago she couldn't stop this. She tried, Erik tried, Remy tried.. but none of them could stop this.

Yet people ina merica... brush it off, refusing refugees, Kelly acting like the x-men have to fix optics after the xavier reveal is more important. It's all too realistic. As Val Cooper notes in her speech humanity says "that's terrible" then moves on with their day. It's not happening here, it's not happening to "Us". Things like the isreal hamas war or the invasion of the ukraine are known to us and some try to rally to end the bloodshed.. but we also tune it out because it's too hard to take. Or worse just don't care. Around the same time these episodes aired, you eerily have senators declaring "there are no civlians" in Gaza, that a goverment is their people when that's never the case. This series calls out that kind of easy thought, that it's easy to other people and put your surivvial above theirs, yoru wants above theres and the series.. offers no easy answers. It champions for hope, for compasion, that it's better ot fight for a better tommorow than lash out.. but dosen't make that fight easier: Remy dies for it, Magneto and Rogue both turn away from it, and the x-men nearly die for it as a whole trying to save a humanity who was all too happy to sell them out.

It's a good message though.. that we don't have to be "fuck you got mine" or bigots... that it's worth fighting for a better tommorow even though it's hard and while a world of pure peace and tolerance is a dream.. it's a dream worth trying to make real. To get as close to it as we can. We may suck.. but we CAN be better. All the bigots in x-men show us at our worst, our pettist.. but the x-men are our better, fine people who fight hard to protect a world that hates and fears them that sold them out simply because letting innocent people die, is something they can't fathom. That the world isn't so broken they can't fix it in ways. That even when the dream seemingly dies with everything they find out.. they fight on. For tommorow.

From the Pages of Marvel Comics

One of 97's other great strengths is adaptation, and it's something i've been chomping to the bit to talk about. Like most superhero adaptations, 97 takes the best parts of the comics then streamlines it down. The Civil War adaptation for instance left out Iron Man's many, MANY war crimes and bits of petty dickery in favor of honoring the spirit of two heroes and close friends reaching an impass over an issue neither is entirely in the right over. Black Panther uses some of the broad strokes of killmongers arcs from his original debut and the Christphoer Preist run, but refashions him to ask serious questions about Wakanda's habit of isolationsim. It's fine with me to pick and choose what works best as some things are just harder to adapt. Even Invincible, a pretty close adaptation to the original, changes a lot to update the work to better fit the modern day rather than the early 2000's it started in, diversifying the cast, giving debbie, amber and eve more agency, all good stuff.

What I like about 97 though is it does this.. but still adapts the stories for more than parts, something that's rareer. The original usually used the parts approach, x-men continuity is both lovely and terrifyingly complicated and some things were added as they were just being brought up in the ocmics, but a few bigger stories like the Phoenix Saga, the Dark Phoenix Saga, the Proteus arc, or days of future past got a full adaptation.

So the crew of 97 ran with that: the bulk of the season is an adaptation. The season adapts Trial of Magneto, Lifedeath, Inferno, Endgame (X-Factor 65-68), The Crunch Conundrum (Wolverine 51-53), Fall of the Mutants, E is For Extinction, Operation Zero Tolerance, and Fatal Attractions. Some are used more for parts, but most of these stories get fully adapted in some way shape or form, simply streamlining it.

These are also the kinds of stories that take advantage of the fact 97.. already has a fully fleshed out universe to play with. As the long recap shows, they had a LOT of table setting already done in the original and thus could jump into stories that would take a movie or two to set up. It'd be hard to do a story about Jean Grey's clone when you don't know jean first or care about the fall of genosha without being invested in whose on the island. With 5 seasons to go off, 97 is pre loaded with most of the setup needed for these stories and thus can do them justice, while still streamlining them to fit in their limited runtime.

So i'm going to break down these adaptations best I can. I won't be doing so for Endgame as it really only adapts Scott sending his son into the future and I barley remember it and the Cosmic Crunch Condndrum as I haven't read that yet and would like to read the rest of hama's run leading up to it.

Trial of Magneto: This one is way better than the original. THe Original had a good concept, put magneto on trial, have the x-men deal with a false flag attack in the background. But it gets cluttered fast: Magneto has reformed but while they try to play the defense that, because he was literally reborn after he was regressed to an infant then aged up by a mutant he what made, he was a diffrent person and those exempt from all his crimes minus blowing up a russian submarine. Problem is comics mags.. has way more baggage as pre chris claremont and early into claremont's run he was a pretty standard villian, plotting, scheming and making his daughter dance for him because he didn't know it was his daughter which I wish I could forget about and now so will you. So they kinda have to use the insane defense they do and his speech, while well done, comes off slightly more hollow: he does want to change.. but it's not really a kangaroo court like in the show.

He also gets attacked by the Fernis Twins, incest nazi nepo babies, who use aformentioned false flag attack as a smokescreen so they can attack the hauge and get revenge on magneto for killing nazis. Chris Claremont is a great writer.. but the guy could easily get lost up his own ass in some issues and this was one.

So 97 streamlines it: the incest nazi nepo babies are replaced with the friends of humanity who already existed, and Magneto's defense of himself is way more self righeous as while he did try to cause a massive disaster in his first appreance most of his apperances are "just leave my people alone motherfuckers". And while the original had Magneto's backstory be some generic wartorn country, 97 makes it clear like the comics he's a holocaust survivor, so he knows what he's talking about and talks circles around the court,only lifting them into the air when the x-cutioner depowers Storm.

That segues into our next adpatation, done over several episodes, Lifedeath. This compresses a long subplot into a slightly shorter one, mostly using the titular issue. And honestly it's the closest of the adaptations here. The context is changed as in the comics Rogue was being hunted by the goverment for her criminal past and breaking into a shield hellicarrier when Carol breifly took over, both things that would make no sense in 97. So they had Storm jump in front of a diffrent reformed rogue. They also removed the fact Forge made the gun to defeat the diar wraths but otherwise his quitting over the tech, hiding it from storm initially and being the one to help her recover/romance her is all accurate. The cartoon improves on this by having Forge be the one to confess what he did, a small step but it makes their romance easier to swallow when he genuinely confesses to what he did. I'ts still.. not great but like the comics it's protrayed as not great to form a relationship with her whil ehiding this and their working thorugh it feels more earned as he didn't make a mutant depowering gun and expect the goverment not to use it, but made tech that was yanked out of his hands without thinking the implications.

This leads into another adaptation as the adversary from fall of the mutants shows up but as mentioned in the recap is a demon instead of a trickster god as the story's simply grafted onto lifedeath, with Storm forced to confront her demons and the demon in her ear. In the comics she was tricked into trying to kill forge, both were stratneded in a new world as adam and eve and she restarted her powers for the greater good. Again not claremon'ts best work but still far more meaningful and well done than the incest nazi nepo babies. Her regrowing her hair from her mohawk was also part of it

Before we move on, they also had storm in her mohwawk and , post leaving the x-men, punk outfit. IN the comics this is easily my faviorite storm storyline. early on she was regal and reserved, innocent as while she'd had a rough childhood in cairo, spent most of her teen years in africa being worshipped for her powers. But when Cyclops left the x-men, she was thrust into the leadership role and slowly had to deal with her dark side: getting into a knife fight to the death, having to make harsh decisions, and forming a gay as hell friendship with yuirko, wolverine's ex. Chris was not subtle and I respect that. So she took a punk look on to match who sh'ed become: still kind and gentle.. but far more pragmatic. Moral but realistic about the lines the x-men sometimes had to cross.

So scooting back before we finished storm's story we have Madelyn Prior. And strap in because this one.. it's a lot. So here Maddie's story is pretty easy to understand: Jean was swapped out with a clone at some point so Mr Sinister could have control over the summers grey baby. Maddy is for all intensive purposes also jean grey, but has the baggage of not being the "real" jean and having her friends be dicks and not consider her jean, though Gambit and Rogue at least got better about that. She and scott have an affair. it's simple. Scott's KINDA a dick for not supporting maddy and for not breaking up with jean to be with her, but a more resonable one as the shock of this clearly got to him and the later affair was because again, she is pretty much jean... and shares a child with him. Still fucked up but understandbale.

In the comics... oh me mow. The comics. This is going to be a complicated one. See in the comics.. Maddy was never intended to be Jean's clone. Chris Claremont created her , but her looking like jean was initially juts a concidence: She was an alaskan pilot with her own life, feisty, and blunt, and Scott liked that and the concidences matching her up with gene were either just that, or Mastermind, one of the x-men's foes, fucking with Scott's head to get his revenge on the x-men. He also broke up wolverine's wedding for similar reasons.

So when it was all cleared up Scott proposed. Now granted proposing after knowing someone a few months.. is not smart, but it seemingly worked out. They had a child and Claremont fully intended to have Scott retire.

The problems were two fold: the first was the writing itself: It felt like Scott ws more.. settling for a happy married life because the x-men no longer needed him and he no longer felt home there, and staying with Maddie out of responsiblity to her than out of true love.

The other was editorial.. did not want to keep Scott off the shelf, a common issue in comics as characters simply cannot stay retired. The only time this has happened is Jack Knight, the best starman and he only escaped this fate because his creator James Robinson made DC put it in writing. So wanting more x-books, editorial launched x-factor and brought back jean.

And this.. ended up making Scott look horrible as he got a call. And rather than explain it to maddie, tried to hide why he was fleeing from her, then ignored her ultimatium that if he left it was over. God dammit scott. Granted he did TRY to go back and fix things, but by then editorial had decided Maddie needed to get out of the way of Jean and Scott. Nathan vanished, his disappearnce being a major subplot in x-factor which thankfully got better, with Jean confronting everyone over hidding maddie from her and Scott feeling actual guilt.

Things got worse for Maddie, though thankfully Claremont also got her back and did his best with the orders given. He wasn't happy about it, but had Maddie process her trauma: she suddenly had her identity erased from all databases, her child stolen and the marauders, assholes for hire who would end up being revealed to be hired by a debuting mr sinister. Maddie grappled with her husband's abandonment, finding out about jean, her sense of personhood and eventually a relatoinship with Scott's brother Havok, everyone's silver medal.

Eventually though she had to be written out for some rason, so inferno happened. And Inferno.. is fucking nuts. So a demon takes na intrest in maddie, makes a deal for her childs soul and turns all of new york into hell. She becomes the Goblyn queen and then tries to kill her kid for reasons. Louise Simonson who wrote x-factor and wrote that part is also a great writer, but did not write maddy well.

So yeah the show just.. made the demons telepathic and like more recent comics, got the hint that maybe maddie wasn't some super bitch because she got abandoned and manipulated. Her posisble ressurection was a major subplot of the excellent hellions series, and it lead into her return for the okayish Dark Web event that ended wit her, now queen of limbo, having a hell embassy in new york. She's living her best life.

So the show is an improvment, as it knew it was going to have maddie be jean and thous could plan instea dof trying to constantly salvage demands to kill a character the creator clearly liked, then various writers who hadn't read anything but the end of this long story arc pissing on Maddie's grave.

New X-Men is one of my faviorite x-men comics, one I intended to cover in full and may try to again someday. It's one of the most recent things 97 takes from the comics and Remember it Adapting both the genoshan genocide and the psychic affair was a refeshing sign the series wouldn't just be adapting storylines from the 80s and 90s. The series is even, thanks to widespread reports about season 2 footage from comic con, using the iconic costumes from this era, using the leather astetic from the movies, but making them still pop with big yellow x's. I want one of those jackets, so, fucking, bad. I'd even take a dark phoenix version as while I hate dark phoenix they dapted them well.

The series only takes a few pieces from this legendary series, but their vital ones. The Genoshan Genocide is the big one, an event that changed the x-men and was New X-Men writer Grant Morrisons big statment that the realtive stasis the x-men were trapped in was broken. It severs the same purpose here: the happy nostlagic trip back that started the series with some trauma, if still excellently is gone, and the x-men now live in a new world. They adapt it almost as is: the tri sentinel resembles the wid sentinel used and while i wish they'd used the wild sentinels in full, monsterous sentinels that absorb things from the environment, it's still a massive disaster the us dosen't care about hwere emma frost mutates further getting a diamond form, millions are dead and Magneot is seemingly killed. The basics were all it needed

The mastermind is changed to fit into another adaptation we'll get to in a moment, but it works better for the story told than Xavier's sister he strangled in the womb but survived as a psychic parasite. I just.. love getting to type crazy shit like that and I love even more than unlike the nazi nepo babies or abandoned clone wives, this bit.. was written entirely coherently and meant to be as bonkers as it is.

Nova could show up as Wolverine and Deadpool has came and went, it just didn't fit for this version of the story. Bastion worked better for the metaphor they were going for and was easier to set up in the context of the original series.

So then we have the psychic affair. So in the comics Cyclops was emotoinally repressed even more than usual at the star tof new x-men, having been possed by apocalypse and come back from the dead, pulling away from jean. New teammate emma Frost offered him therapy.. then used her position as her therapist to sleep with him. Then jean caught them and no one ever really adressed the fact that scott was manipulated into it at a vunerable time in his life and it's treated like a normal relatoinship aftewords. Which can work but I feel like no one ever wants to bring this up. And I say that up as an emma fan what the shit. No one ever brings up the relationship started in a pretty fucked up place except Joss Whedon and even he only factors in the fact they started dating for real after jean died. I didn't even fully scan how fucked up this was for years. Good lord.

So instead Scott still cheats on jean in his mind palace, but with.. jean. Maddy is basically her with a few extra experinces, so while Scott is more at fault here, Maddy din't push him into anythign. I still say scott fucked up in new x-men with how he treated his wife, he's not BLAMELESS, but the bulk of the affair was him being agressivly persued by someone who framed their affair as therapy. Here it's an affair but with someone scott never techniclaly broke up with and him avoiding the issue is the problem.

So back to Bastion. Bastion was introduced during the Onslaught saga, a whole mess I don't want to get into. Short versoin, Charles tore magneto's mind apart, and was SUPPOSED to simply have his darkest impulses released but instead they merged with magnetos because executives didn't want this to be all xaviers fault and back then treated Magneto as satan for some reason.

So as a result the goverment got charles, and the avengers and fantastic four were presumed dead but put into a pocket dimension for an ill advised attempt at a reboot of the avengers and fantastic four. So everyone blamed mutants for their "deaths", and thus Bastion was clear to start operation zero tolerance. Bastion was nimrod, a sentinel from the future that got merged with a modern sentinel that hyjacked him then sent through the seige perilous, a magic portal created by merlins daughter that can basically reset a person. No memories, new life. So he became bastion, and due to his sentinel programming set up ozt. There was also some good build up as sine he was using graydon creed as a puppet he killed a reporter.. and it was one of J Jonah Jamesons guys. So JJJ became a major recurring character, refusing bribes of tasty info on the x-men to chase him down.

Sadly the payoff.. was a mess, spread across most titles at the time. Half the x-men were in space, long story, the other half got captured and were shunted to wolverine adn the main story focused on a returning iceman. The plot for the main books was decent, bobby forming a team out of desperation out of marrow, former enemy with bone powers and Cecila Reyes, a surgeon who didn't want to be a superhero but got thrust into the life, as they fought the omega sentinels.

Then the ending was just... the goverment calls it off thanks to senator kelly, bastion fucks off and outside of the mansion getting scrubbed of all it's tech and a few new members this just kinda.. happened to the x-men. As the recap showed this verison dosen't do that. It beefs up bastion's backstory, makes the omegas a huge threat, and has all the x-men involved. It's a massive improvment over the original and only keeps the bare bones premise while grafting on the genoshan genocide shockingly well.

It also grafts it onto another storyline for the finale, Fatal Attractions. There's no boiled bunnies and I have no idea why it was called this. Fatal Attactions like Operation Zero Tolerance, has a goo dpremise: Magneto returns and does an emp on the earth while giving his new followers the acolytes sanctuary. The actual story... blows. Magneto is treated like a cardboard cutout of a villian instead of the complicated figure claremont made him into, only punishing a foe for killing hospisce patients with disablities because he didn't allow it. It... it really shoudn't be that hard to knwo Magneto wouldn't tolerate ethnic cleansaings of mutatns who had down syndrome. As such the whole things muddled, not very fun to read and really only notable for it's climax: Magneto tears out wolverine's adamantium, revealing his skeleton to be boneeeeeeee while Charles relatilates by mind blasting mags into a coma.

Like OZT 97 takes what was a very good premise and uses it well: both versions of FA have an x-men defect but while Colossus defection is clumsy, his sister died but it still feels horribly out of character, Rogue's was set up through the whole season, with bright eyes showing just how bad a place she was in. Sunspots is a bit flimsier, but still fits well enough. It dosen't waste the idea of magneto coming to the various mutants to recurit, something the comics at the time did with no one but pitor accepting.

It also has mags pushed father and still kept in who he was: this is seen as a nightmarish action even for him.. but it's after humanity subsisded the genocide of his poeple and after he genuinely tried for better. So him going this far and doing what he doe sto logan fits, especially since here Logan tries stabbing him in the heart... which also feels more on brand and Logan never trusted the man unlike the comics.

THey do do a nice swerve though: While one would assume charles would leave Magneto a vegetable leading to onslaught next season, though I wouldn't mind a better version of that.. instead Charles only hyjacks magneot out of desperation then works to restore him. As a result instead of leaving his best friend a vegetable, he saves him form himself. A better ending to a better storyline.

The end of the season hints at one or two stories, Cyclops and Jean's adventures rasing nathan in the future and Gambit's stint as Apocalypse's horseman death, but for now it adapated a fine crop of stories well.

So with the overarching story, themes and connections to the comics out of the way, let's dive into the cast starting with my boy

Magneto Was Right

Magneto is my faviorite mutant. Said it before, will say it again into infinity. A complex tragic figure who can be a compelling villain and an anti hero tortured by what his long war of attrition with humanity has cost him. This series does both and does them well. David Hemblen is probably the best animated Magneto, and one of the best up there with MacKellen and Fasbender.

97 gets mags just right, having him be arrogant. He slides into the series not happy to be an x-man, only doing it as a favor to Charles essentailly and berating the x-men for not thinking to relocate the morlocks to genosha which... to be faiiiiirr.. is entirely on point. Yet it's clear he's done some shit. The series leans into the retcons from later in x-men the animated series, that cyclops and the original x-men fought him. He's never portrayed as nearly as bad as he was in the silver age, enslaving teenagers who ended up being his own kids, but it allows for the deadly threat magneto presents to be amped up. It's very clear he's holding back. He'll pummel the friends of humanity but he will not kill.

It allows the full Magnus: terrifying ot his enemies, but having nobility. While he treats it at times like a frustrating errand his best friend/probably boyfriend at some point, the sexual tension is palpable and remains a constant for x-men adaptations, he does geninely try. His speech to the un isn't just a veiled threat that "I WILL go back to hunting you assholes for sport" it's that he dosen't want to. He dosen't belivie in charles dream.. but WANTS to see it acomplished. He lost his best friend to his space girlfriend, and WANTS to try and acomplish what charles couldn't. Not to one up him.. but because it meant so much to charles. In the original cartoon he may of seen the x-men as fools at times.. but respected their idealism. Same with the comics: he may see them as lambs to the slaughter.. but respects that they will fight anyway. So he will join them, he will lead them and he tries.

Magneto... is not a good fit for leader of the x-men though. He can't put aside that arrogance. While Charles was demanding, XTAS dialed down his control freak nature. He dosen't demote jubilee to a junior squad or yell at cyclops for treating a group of adults like adults, and that's not even getting into his many horrible deeds later retconned in, he is commanding but will listen to his students and learn from them. He lets logan wander off or cyclops leave in a rage because while he'd prefer they stay he can't FORCE them to, as much as he's capable of the act. Magneto is more used to worshipful masses who hang on his word. The X-Men.. can manage themselves. It shows most glaringly when Jubilee has her birthday. Everyone else understands the need for a day off. But Magneto, who sees every action as a war and lost his childhood to auschwitz, can't fathom why Jubilee needs that break and denies it for her out of a combination of that and not being able to meet the x-men at their level. While Cyclops has that issue at the start, constantly being on guard, berating the x-men for relaxing and Gambit for not going on a mission he wasn't really NEEDED for in the first place, he realizes he was a tight ass trying to roleplay his dad and backs off. Magneto never gets the chance. Magnus is a good man.. but he has too much ego to ever see the x-men as more than his soliders instead of his teammates.

I do wish we'd gotten more of him as leader, the clachses inherent in that, and that motendo actually called him out as while Jubes wanting to ignore change isn't good, not letting her relax is still not great.

We do see just enough though: he is trying, does take this seriously and does want it to work. When rescuing the morlocks he's kind with Leech, their youngest, smiling at the boy and assuring him he'll be okay. He tries to assure scott less out of ego and more because he wants the man to get to livfe his own life. Despite his shortcomings he tries to lead as most of the team dosen't really want to and the most capable (Scott, Jean, Storm) are all going thorugh some stuff and not in the headspace till much later in the series.

Magneto tries to be better. He even finds a good compromise between dreams: Genosha. A place of peace for mutants that would be easier for humanity to adapt to some day if they so choose. Mutants have a homeland and saftey without bloodshed. It's not Magnus dominon or Charles full acceptance but it's nicely in the middle: Saftey, security, and peace. Just as Magneto dropped his dreams twice for Charles, Charles could not begrudge Erik taking a peaceful path to his own. As much as the UN has a hardline "hell no stance" to the idea, Magnus/Erik/Jimmy The Reach almost had his dream. A bunch of hardworking mutants forming the future of their kind.

And then... the dream ended. Bastion killed millions and leech, who was in genosha thanks to him died. Despite his power... Magneto could do nothing. He fought, he gnahsed.. and he only survivied because Bastion wanted him as a trophy. And in the aftermath he finds mankinds allies like val had a knife to their throat this wohle time, Bastion was merely the one to plunge the blade in.

And as Warned.. magneto lets them down, plunging earth into darkness and planning to let it die. He's lost the hope he had and i'ts replaced only with rage. The rage of a man whose parents were murdered, who saw his people lined up in camps, and who sees the same all too close to happening. And he has onlyone word for it.

ENOUGH

He takes Rogue, i'll get into that whole mess of a relationship and roberto and has.. no real plan. When you look at his other apperances in the OG.. he had genuine thought. Destroy a plant to make them pay, get away from humanity so they stop hounding us, end times war. They weren't always stable plans, but he had one. Here he just plans to wait until everything else dies and figure otu the logistics later. It feels like Magneto has no mission, that this isn't another grand strike against humanity, but a murder suicide: he's taking the planet with him content to rot on an asteroid with those few he can take with him.

It's why charles plan to talk to him.. dosen't work. Granted "Talk magneto down" has NEVER worked for him, but Magnus dosen't want to talk... he wants earth to die. While Charles microwaving his brain isn't plesant, it's the only way to get through to him. To remind him who he was: a kind empathetic german man who'd been thorugh so much.. and who isn't alone. As reluctantly as they were to accept him, the x-men welcomed him into the family and tried to let him in. He accepted them in turn. His kids, including Polaris. He's not alone and thus he backs away from the abyss with a rousing MAGNETO LIVES and saves the world. Granted like most of these stories it's not over, there's more ground to cover next time, and the comiccon footage apparently featured another trial. But at least a man who lashed out at the world constantly and angrily, and often justifably, has found peace. Will he be able to keep it? We'll see.

Rogue and Gambit: A Romantic Tragedy

So Rogue and Gambit are one of the premire love stories in x-men... two people with checkered pasts drawn to each other but who can't touch less Gambit die. Granted man a fan will tell you "worth it", but I get Rogue not wanting to murder him with her vagina. Understnadable. Thankfully they've found workarounds and after a decade or so apart married and despite various obstacles, have stayed that way up to the current run of uncanny x-men.

In the show.. we're still in that will they or won't they. XTAS danced at the edge a few times but while it was allowed to have continuity, they weren't allowed to pull the trigger on something that big. 97 decides rather than do that to add some good old fashioned xavier's brand suffering on top of their already hard lives.

The Gambit Rogue Magneto love triangle.. is bad. In the comics it wasn't great: Initially Rogue and Magneto was done and done quick: She was attracted to him during their savage land adventures, it's implied since she was depowered at the time they slept together, she turned on him when he slaughtered some people.

But then age of apocalypse happened, a reality where despite the age gap, they married, and canon tried to make it a thing, first with his amnesic clone joseph then in x-men legacy when it happneed but when the writers switched, Christos Gage wasnt' itnrested and slowly broke it off. And before that it was clearly more just physical.

So yeah.. it wasn't exactly the best idea to begin with. She's about as old as one of his children and writers coudln't quite make it work when tried. 97 couldn't either: In hindsight Magneto comes off more as the hunk you have a character in a romance series get with for a few episodes, the sexy bad boy to contrast the guy she ends up with. Other guy may also be a sexy bad boy, as is the case here, but he's the less destructive one. As Chandler's mom on friends put it "He's a complication you put in then kill off".

And look that idea.. kinda works for me: Rogue finds someone who an bypass her power and thus it puts her need for phsyical intamacy against her emotoinal connectin wtih remy. It's a good foundtation. The problem is Magneto ... does not make the best sexy bad boy romantic false lead. He's a foxy grandpa, we all know this and accept this. He's got abs for days. Magneto being sexy is not the problem. Magneto has been a sex machine since the 80s.

The problem is the age gap. Rogue is in her late 20's early 30's. Doing the math since the comics have him born in the late 20's, I went with 1928, and subtracting that from 1997, when the show takes place we get

Which is nice, but also means he's twice her age. The two's romantic past is teased at and then revealed later: Sometime in her 20's Rogue took her to magneto.. and there in lies an issue in itself as the timeline for Rogue in the OG is very vauge. She was 13 when she kissed her childhood sweetheart, comaed him, and was adopted by mystique. XTAS does use an adult model.. but more for budget reasons, making it very hard to know when this happened or when Magneto wooed rouge, making many think he was a pdeophile. He wasn't, the writers cleared it up she was 20.. but he still would've been 50 or 60 by that metric. It's still a bad look. I love Magneto but my god is it a horrible idea to have him boink a 20 year old who was also vunerable and hadnt had sex before. Saying he groomed her... isn't entirely inaccurate. She still got out and was older, but he's still old enough to be her grandpa. This was not thought through at all and instead of this possible rugged sexual romance it comes of as

I don't know how the hell they got this far with this storyline but ti's bad.

The actual Rogue and Gambit stuff works better. She wants to be touched and while she was willing to play along with gambit's flirtations, it's a genuinely hard choice between a romance where you can never touche the other person , and not just sexually, and one where you can have that.

Both Rogue and Gambit are trapped in this stupid love triagnle for four episodes, with Remember It paying it off... and while I hate what they did with magneto, the whole focusing on an overwrought romance storyline.. works. With how much it's firing up you dont' see the hammer coming till cable arrives and by then it's too late.

So we've come to Gambit's Death. And it .. is amazing. It was a shock, as I went into the episode blind and while my smug ass had predicted the genoshan genocide would happen this season, there were plenty of hints with the fact genosha existed at all, the sentinal spooky jean dream. But I give it to DeMayo: He had this twist planned, and hits you like a truck.

As for why Remy that's simple: it'd hurt. It'd hurt bad. He was the sarcastic playboy of the team, making bengets in his bitching crop top. As much danger as the x-men get into no one thinks they'd kill one of their biggest characters. And yet.. they did.

His death is perfectly done. Remy gets stabbed with rebar, and rather than go down easy.. he simply cooly delivers his one liner and lights up the whole damn snetinel, knowing it'll kill him and likely the only reaosn he hadn't tried this trick before. There's no way he could charge something up that big and be healthy enough.

Now again Remy could come back, but a sa ghouslish zombie it makes it more platable, a mockery of what Remy did.

So as the recap covers, Rogue handles things poorly, putting all her energy into getting revenge going on a sterling archer level rampage tearing apart the military , throwing Steve's shield into the distance and getting colder and angerier with each action. Instead of letting herself greive she's thrown herself into her rage, and while unlike many a senseless death she can in fact punch those responsible, it's not going to bring him back. She's forced to reckon with this after brain jacking gyrinch, who is summiarly murdered by bastion as a sloppy loose end

But it dosen't help.. but even her brother's support, getting her to greive.. dosen't fix the pain. So when Bolivar trask, who while coerced into it by Sinister and Bastion still has remy's blood and the blood of millions on his hands, reveals he dosen't have anything else.. she lets him drop. And when questonied on it by everyone else, is unapologetic.

It's here I have to give Lenore Zahn all the props. Out of the returning cast she gets the most to do this season, the most challening material and she nails it, nicely oscelating between pure grief and pure rage. The grief she sadly had help with: her niece died and she channeled that grief into Rogues, and it makes it all the more raw and painful. The rage.. is all her and well done. It makes Rogues eventual if brief Heel turn, and a mild one at that, all the more belivible. She hasn't had time to proces and unlike most whove lost someone actually CAN blame someone. It's a miracle Gyrinch made it out of their encounter alive and likely ONLY because the memories overwhelmed her.

So it's not a remote shock when one brief coma later... Rogue joins magneto. There's no romance left, thank god, just pure rage Erik gleefully accepts. She's willing to turn her back on all she's belivied in, a better world, the dream.. because the dream.. let her down. It killed remy, humanity has given barely a fuck after genosha, and humanity gladly funded their extinction. She's done. It's horrifying to see.. but every step we saw coming. The best and hardest part.. is that it's not because she was with the brotherhood once. They put her in her brotherhood uniform from the comics, her first uniform as an x-man there too.. but this is soley because of who she's been as an x-man: The love of her life who she realized too late she was ready for died fighting for the dream she truly belivied.... and all it did was wake her up.

She does fight her friends when they arrive, too blinded by grief and rage to see "wait are we the baddies" versus Roberto who is clearly regretting this decision. But it says something to who Rogue is.. that she turns back pretty quickly. Once Magneto's down she snaps back. You could say this is a bit convient.. but the x-men really don't have time to hash things out with her. She's family.. and not the kind who will lambast you for being part of the woke mob, I mean the kind that's built so heavily, that's such a part of you it's hard to let go. Neither side had trouble fighting, but when the world's at stake and she's had time to realize, Rogue snaps back to being a hero. Because heartbroken , pissed off at the world or a little of both.. that's who she is. There will no doubt be consequences to her actions and more recriminations later. Turning her back on her found family can't have gone down well.. but when they needed her she returned to the side of good and fought hard. Granted she also got to beat the shit out of bastion for killing Remy, so that helps, but it's still nice. And again like with Magneto and most of 97.. things aren't really wrapped up. They knew they had at least one more season. We can unpack those consequences next year in another large review that will drive me to the brink. For now it's a solid ending. So now for

The Summers Piror Howlett Knolastname Love Pentagle

Yes I'm covering 5 characters in one section as outside of morph, whose mostly wolverine's best buddy whose secretly in love with him this season or there for cool cameos, their story arcs for the seasons are entwined with this tornado of romantic drama. even Morphs one real personal moment gets thrown in. Scott apparently go one reality without falling ass backwards into a love triangle, diamond or in this case rhombus. Except that time he was in an open relationship. God I miss Krakoa. They never did fully adress if Wolverine and Cyclops boned. LIke even if it was a threeway they had to have made out once. I mean right? Right?

Anyways this big ole love rhombus comes from a set of complicated circumstances only something this gloriously comic booky could make work, something so soapy only the x-men can rock it. So we open the season with what we thought was Jean and Scott having a baby. This is actually Maddie and for the sake of clarity we'll be using the name. But as I brought up in the recap this maddie is really more a second jean grey: she has all of jean's memories, feelings, relationships, all of it, and had NO idea she was replacing her.

So the first two episodes are about Maddie wanting to try for a normal life and Scott being reluctant. And the reason is simple: He's never had one. His dad is a space pirate, he has two brothers he dosen't realize exist, and his mom was killed by an alien emperoror for refusing him. Being an x-man is his life: charles recruited him from the orphanage at 15. While he didn't have to murder a diamond man in this continuity who charles rescued him from, he still had a life of not being accepted as a mutant with his family presumed dead till his new dad showed up and gave him purpose: A shiny new team to lead that ended up helping him meet the love of his life, a noble goal.

The problem was while Xavier MEANT well, he also trained Scott as his most loyal soldier. He realized too late that he'd made Scott's life entirely about leading, being the x-men being the best because it was all he ever had. Scott was the son Charles never had ,as far as he knew legion could still pop up, and he treated him well.. but he also gave Scott the same singular drive to put the dream over everything else that destroyed most of Charles personal relationships and will again. Despite their own doubts.. the x-men WOULD have been fine without him. Storm has proven at this point she's a great leader, if she wouldn't I'm confident Rogue or Beast would've stepped up. (for the record, Morph dosen't want the role, Wolverine's too much of a loner to lead the team full time even if he has the potetial, Jubilee isn't ready and Gambit dosen't want the responsibility. But he's too busy trying to BE his dad to notice; to be charles: exacting, loyal to nothing except the dream.. but shutting everyone out. The first episode is all about how Scott's let the stick go further up his ass than usual, getting Mad Gambit skipped a mission.. .that they handled fine with just three x-men, one of which is easily their strongest. Logan lays into scott with a purely cutting line that despite Maddie trying to assure him he did fully mean

What Gyrich did was pretty horrible, but you wanna know the worst part about the professor being gone? YOU

Frankly.. he's right. Scott is trying so hard to be charles he can't be himself. We see him doing best as leader during "To me my x-men" when he's being himself: in the opening he's tactical as hell, but respects storm and bishop during the rescue. In the climax of the episode, he has the team work to their strengths and let sthem relax. Scott isn't a bad leader, but had to accept leading isn't barking orders but trusting your teammates while knowing them well enough to use their skills.

Speaking of skills let's talk about Scott's glow up in this series. Now Scott Summers still fucks up plenty perosnally. We've got way more to cover, you've seen the previous seconds, he's a fucking mess. But that's.. normal for the comics. Most of Scott's fuckups are taken from there: Scott emotoinally repressed himself to a painful degree and thus isn't good with relationship stuff. He can love, he and Jean and later maddie clearly love each other, but it's hard for him to open up and actually.. talk about his problems, so he buries them for the good of the mission till they explode and smack him in the face.

97 captures that well while ballancing it with his other sides; Scott can be funny on occasion, gettin ga few good quips, the best being when his son whose older than him complains abou this uniform "what'd you expect black leather" he can be quippy and have fun, while still having severe issues. It's never over the line that it's not scott, but it's enough to reveal the dork underneath the layers of trauma.

Previous adaptations have not been kind to scott. It's why Scott's known as the boring one for most casual x-fans. Even as a kid I thought that. It wasn't till reading Gilleon and Claremont's work I saw what scott could be. Many a writer in and out of comics focus on Scott the tight ass: XCU Scott , despite being played by the talented James Marsden, is a pretty dry guy whose entirely personality is "get your hands off of my woman mother fucccckeerrrrr" and then he dies. The second scott had potetial, but was reduced to Jean guy for Dark Phoenix, and his actor was one of many who had just given up by that point and I still dont' blame them. In the predecessor to this series, Scott isn't as bad but is still stuck to being the killjoy in a cast of more intresting characters, not helped by Jean being so much worse. And wolverine and the x-men makes him into a morose man with a Jean obessesion. YOu get the pattern now: outisde of evolution most cyclops are jean simps with little else to go on. XTAS is better, having episodes focusing on his orphan past and a neat solo episode or two. While he can be dry, the series did try to flesh him out and give him more than saying his girlfriends name a lot. He did say it a lot but he had ore. Evolution got him right before this as while him pining after jean is his main subplot he does get reuinted with his brother, have a close friendship with kurt, and show he IS A GOOD LEADER.

97 on the other hand shows all of scott. He can be funny, troubled.. or a total badass. 97 Relishes in letting the cast show off and Scott really gets to flex. In said first episode he takes out racist with a not joke, uses his powers to clear the field alternating between his optic blasts and good old martial arts for the colose quarters and cumilates it by , when lacking a parachute, USING HIS OPTIC BLASTS TO MAKE HIS WAY DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. This one episode does more to show how capable scott is than any previous adaptation and honestly does more with his powers than the comics often do.

So back to the summary and Scotty let's go, and plans to leave. Then his dad throws a well meaning but tone deaf curveball: he gives the school to magneto, meaning Scott refuses to leave because Magneto's in charge even though everyone's dealing okay and this isn't an evil plan. Maddi'es frustrated, but has bigger issues as during the assualt on the un she goes into labor. The labor goes fine once Rogue steps in and Scott's there for it, and gets a break. He gets to see his son born, Nathan Charles Summers and despite what happened with storm, is ready to move on. He can trust magneto.

Then of course, as usual for scott Life kicks him in the balls 37 times: Jean shows up at the door.

It's here we can talk about Jean and Maddie a bit more. Maddie wants to leave, but i'ts clear from Charles gifting the school to magnus the original wanted to too.

So after Jean arrives, Beast determines she's the original and Maddie isn't. And the X-Men. ... handle this poorly. I've talked about this a little but in one of the weakest parts of the season, they ALL turn their backs on her. They just kinda.. stand their gaping, not really willing to talk to her, and while she could be an imposter.. they don't know that. Someone could've faked it or "real" jean coul'dve been kidnapped years ago. They don't know enough to not say anything and it's weird. I feel Storm was shoed off so early, besides pacing, partly because with all the talk of her and jean as sisters, she'd actually defend maddie.

And Scott.. fucks up the worst. He says nothing WHEN directly asked. When Maddie needed him.. he froze. And this.. all goes as plan as Sinister was banking on the x-mens being immotinally tone deaf and confronts maddie, stealing Nathan and turning her into the Goblyn queen.

The back turning does work a bit though as it makes Maddie's rage, amped up by sinisters brainwashing similar to what he did to morph, entirely beliveable. Her family turned on her despite the fact that, as we find out.. she'ss also jean. She has all the memories, all the attachments everything. And her family turned on her for something she coudln't know. While her reasoning for working with sinister is brainwashing, I suspect he barely had to push to get her to fight her family.

And like Scott.. this series does jean better through both of herselves. Jean also gets the short end of the stick: Her XCU counterpart is pretty good up till last stand, ditto for her second version played by sophie turner for apocalypse and is one of the few bright spots of dark phoenix. But her others... not so much. The XTAS jean was often helpless, screamed a lot and got kidnapped.. not as much as you'd think but still more than someone of her power set should. Jean gets reduced to one of two things too often: a sexy lamp for scott to angst about, or PHOENIX.

97 has her realtionship with Scott AND her status as phoenix crop up, but it's not all of her. We see who jean is, kind, compasionate, well loved.. and badass. Maddie gets to show off first, her fight with the x-men in an old church being a through curbstomp and before that her mind grab of gyrinch. Her using stain glass to fill magneto with holes is the highlight.

It's ironically Jean that beats Maddie, but through said compassion. Jean is in a coma after escaping, or being let go to cause chaos, and only wakes up thanks to Logan. Logan had a not at all subtle crush on jean throughout all of XTAS. it was honestly deeply unhealthy and not really reciprocated. It was implied once she had feelings but that's about it, pretty much lke the comics before new x-men.

Yet now.. things change as what wakes her up is his deep feeling. Am I saying this message is healthy, that just pining after someone's wife and one day they'll notice you? Fuck no, I don't think they thought that through, but a later part shows thorugh all his moping about jean leaving, Logan loves HER, and wont' stop her happy. He could've said he didn't want her to go or done something.. but he didn't. Well Maddie to go but he thought i was jean and so did she

Logan.. is left ot the background in 97. He's not out of focus like Beast, Morph and Bishop, he gets this subplot with jean, plenty of great interactions with Kurt once he joins, and is often his usual surly voice of "just stab em already." he's also happy to celebrate Jubilee's birthday and I feel we were robbe of seeing logan play laser tag and arcade games. This isn't a bad thing as he still gets to snikkt, be put on merchandise (including an x-men 97 i'm wearing right now), and get stuff to do and while cal dod's voices is ntoicably lower it dosen't really hurt his performance any. We get all the wolverine we want.. but he also dosen't take up the oxygen.

Before jean can process that though she has to help her clone, heling Maddie realize she's a person too and has one thing jean dosen't: Nathan. Maddie snaps out of it, she was tricked, we were over this and after bidding nathan goodbye.. leaves. Jean does offer her to stay.. but she needs her own life. Her friends already made it clear they don't see her as jean with their inital reaction, and as far as she knows, Scott would choose "the real jean".

So a month or two passes offscreen

Maddie has moved on with her life: She's joined Genosha's quiet council which has people she knew as Jean but won't constnatly compare her. She's doing something good. She's also dooing scott.

Yeah I mentioned the affair earlier and like I said it's a bit better here: Scott isn't manipulated into it before setting into things and there's more shades of grey. While Scott SHOULD have broken up with Jean, we established from his freezing on maddie in the first place that Scott.. is bad at emotoinal stuff. It dosen't make it okay for either of them, it's clear he realized maddie was still a person and what they shared was still real.

Thing is while Jean's right to be mad at Scott for not just.. breaking up with her... we didn't really get into how much of an asshole jean comes off. Keep in mind sh'es being cheated on with her husband... yet moments before in episode.. she tries to kiss Logan. It's clear she also has feelings for someone else, tried to cheat, and only didn't because Logan knew it'd be wrong. Granted he also projected that her and scott's relationship is going great when it very much wasn't and it's also very weird he just kinda.. tunes Maddie's existance out. There's a second Jean out there and he just.. has no reaction. Guy either has major tunnel vision or really does think he's that unlovable that any jean would prefer scott. Probably both.

So while Jean is right to be angry.. the fact she nearly cheated and what she sasys about Maddie drains the sympathy out of me. She says "Run off to genosha with my clone". Again Maddie had NOTHING to do with what happened to her and was technically with Scott too. I'm once again not saying the cheating was okay, Scott should've broken things off with Jean but was too scared to. It still wouldn't of been great for Jean to be left at bad time in her life... but if Scott is intrested in someone else, let alone another Jean he should tell his wife and actually talk about it instead of waiting for it to blow up. He's honest about how unhappy they clearly are after everything when Jean fights with him.. but only AFTER he was caught. Neither Summers comes out of this looking good: Scott couldn't be fucking honest, and Jean is a hypcorite who unpersons her literal other self simply because it's now convient to do so.

But like most of the romantic drama in this series, genosha hits it like a brick and in a heartbreaking moment... Maddie is wiped out with her son failing to save her. And as we find out later, Nathan has tried this again and again despite knowing it's a fixed point in time. And while I feel weird about bringing up kamar tahj, as it's a wholly mcu thing, I'm fine with this mcu point being added here. The idea some things happen and can't be taken out without destroying time. Genosha is so foundational to this timeline now Cable can't save his mom. And yes we'll be throwing nathan in here too.

Maddie's death wakes Jean up and she feels genuinely terrible for how she thought of her, realizing they were sisters.. and now she's gone. Granted Maddie COULD pop back up, though I mostly feel that's possible since we never saw the body or the death onscren. We saw sebastian shaw and banshee get desntigrated. We saw Remy's corpse and even that's not going to stop him from coming back. I do get the reason for Maddie's death, the suddeness of all this potetial storyline and her whole life going away... but I do hope she comes back as she was a great addition.

Jean and Scott's crumbling relationship is tabled for the rest of the season, their sorta together, but simply don't have the time to talk about how damaged their relationship is. Instead Jean while getting some awesome fights, mostly takes a back seat for

THE SCOTT AND NATHAN SUMMERS DADDY ISSUES HOUR!!!!!!!

Cable is back for the end of days and cold to his dad for sending him into the future. Scott puts all the blame on himself, when he had no choice and Bishop and Nathan got seperated. Scott Summers worst enemy as always is Scott Summers, unable to forgive himself for something he coudln't stop or see like his own dad he didn't abandon him on purpose: Corsair thought Scott died, and Scott had to send nathan away or watch him die.

Thankfully he lightens up as he goes, with the blaack leather quip and all, realizing it's likely not all his fault. It woud've been nice if we had this revelation on screen but still. Scott still has daddy issues to spare though as his dad is back from space.. no not the pirate the psychic bald man.

Charles returns, more on that later, and while for most of the x-men it's a relief, Scott feels once again abandoned and pissed about Charles trying to give him a normal life. Which.. is fair. While a lot of it is Scott almost had one but turns out Sinister would never let that happen, Charles.. coudl've left the WHY he left it to magneto in the will, especially since you know Scott read that thing front to back ten times to try and figure out why Daddy seemingly didn't love him anymore. He also did so without Scott's consent. Granted blaming Charles for Magneto is a step too far as .. no Scotty, erik tried. It was genocide what drove him to try and destroy the planet.

So the couple seperate to go do what they need to do: Jean takes Nathan to go after Bastion, Scott goes into space. And Scotty leaves the season with one more fuckup, if once again one you can understand. When he hears Jean almost die, he stops the team from finishing magneto to give her more time... which results in logan trying to murder Magneto and Erik ripping out his metal. It's something that will likely fester, as it's hard to see Logan forgiving this entirely. Yet at the same time... Cyclops words to logan as he's fighting to repair himself.. make it clear he know who jean REALLY loves now... and it'd break her if he died. "SO live".

Scott in this series is engaging: He's a badass.. but also all too ready to fuck up.. but instead of being because "he's the leader maN" like the past it's because.. he's mortal. He's fallable. He fucks up but it's in ways you can understand from his guitl complex to his issues with charles. He's TRYING to do the right thing but his need to do so combats with the fact life is complicated and mutant life doubly so. He ends the season in a place of peace shockingly.. when thinking he'll die he has jean let him contact nathan, making peace with his son and himself. He dosen't and may get that chance to raise the boy he thought he never would, but I can't wait to see.

So onto Jean, who at the same time had an awesome fight with sinister, throwing a whole bowling alley at the motherfucker. Sinister activates his tramp mutant old man and Cable nearly kills her... but then we get a conviently timed deus ex machina. Now look.. Jean getting the power of the phoenix again.. dosen't make a ton of sense, comes out of nowhere, and is a pretty giant ass pull. That said... Jean collaring bastion and then stripping sinister of his dna leaving him a withered husk, after everything he'd done to the summers family. Cathartic as hell. Jean's story dosen't get a bow or anything, but this series does her well.

So that leaves us with two more to tackle. The first is Nathan whose not in hte love triangle for obvious reasoons but is the result of it. Cable is just kinda there to resent his dad, give us exposition and be a tease for next season. He's played well, fun to watch and that tearjerker with his parents hurts. But he's there. Look foward to seeing x-force next time. Not a super fan of the team but it might mean getting to see sam again.

So that leaves just one more: Morph. Morph mostly sticks to the background, his role early on being "Logan's best friend". But it's a fun role to see as with Nightcrawler not coming in till mid season, this Logan.. doosen't have many friends left. He's sorta friends with Storm, Gambit and Rogue but keeps all three at claws length, figths with scott constnatly, pines after jean and sees Charles as his dad but won't admit it despite being way older than him. Jubilee and Beast are the only ones on the team in the og he really seemed to like and actually admit it to himself. Hank, similar to nightcrawler in the comics and this series, breaks through and makes him laugh and Jubilee is like a daughter to him. Morph was his best friend, the series shows just how close there are and when Morph ran off, Logan ran after him till it was clear Morph didn't want to be found. When Morph returned to the team, Logan helped him face his fears.

So here we get to see them in their natural state... and Morph helps. He instantly sees Logan's pining moping about jean and mocks it, but in a way to get Logan out of it. When it seems like Jean's actually leaving, he offers him beer and when that dosen't work, turns into Sabertooth for a round of horseplay. You see how much care and trust is there.

Morph does get a LITTLE more to do. While their main role is using their upgraded powers to give us cameos for characters they coudln't squeeze into this season, but to tease them for presumibly future adventures in cases like Magik, their clearly rattled by sinister and gets the last laugh when the motherfucker is deaged. When Sinister has the nerve to ask for his old face... Morph gives the new one and clearly takes delight. Morph is great here and Karlak is an improvment over the original.

That said there is a tease for next season as it's revealed Morph isn't just friends with logan.. their in love with him, saying so while shifted as jean to get him to fight on. They likely knows Logan dosen't feel the same way, either because he's straight or simply dosen't feel that way if he isn't but wants him to get better and I hope next season they gets more to do.

Lifedeath: A Love Story

Storm is in a weird place in x-men 97: She's both the center of a major arc, one of the seasons best.. but as a result is gone for most of the season outside of said arc and takes a back seat in the finale, with things being so dire she never gets a chance to react to the maddie thing and being on defense during the raid on Bastion's Islan means she isn't really a factor in the final battle. While most of the team still concious get to kick bastions ass, I don't remember Storm getting ot do much .

That said it ends up working and was sadly necessary: The cast of X-Men 97 is MASSIVE with the main cast containing around 15 major characters, some of hwom are only main for a few episodes but still get focus like Cable or Forge. Even taking them and Roberto out and sticking them in recurring, that's still 13 x-men to juggle. The show does so decently: Nightcrawler dosen't show up till halfway through and joins the team in the wake of Remy's absence, they split the team in two for the big climax with two members having joined team wait to die slowly, they juggle decently with only Bishop feeling like a plot device.

So Storm gets plenty of presence in the first two episodes, takling with Jean and cementing their friendship. It was implied in the original series but 97 does a good job making it feel real in a short time. She calms down maddie (Who both parties think is jean at that point), and admits her own wants to be human once upon a time. It's a good idea to struggle with: that your proud of who you are, but can wonder if it would be easier if you weren't. I'm a proud bisexual, but preferring women and not dating a lot in general it'd be easy to hide that. I never HAD to tell my family.. I just wanted to. I wanted to be who I am. Not every queer person gets that option, and it's that pull of living saftely and being who you are.

And storm gets the option.. in the most horrifyign way possible. Taking the energy ray thing for magneto, she looses her power... and is devistated as anyone would be. For many mutatns their power is a curse: Rogue can't touch anyone, Scott can't look anyone directly in the eye without decapitating them, Beast accepts his but hates how he gets prejudged for what he is. There's even that mole guy from XTAS who gets beaten to death by a mob despite having no powers except looking like a mole.

For Storm it's a gift: not feeling the currents, the weather... it feels like one of her sense are gone. THUNDER, startles her because she can't sense it. It's a metaphor for someone loosing a sense in an accident, something that could make you you like your sense of hearing. I"m not sure I could take loosing mine and loosing music.

So Storm realizes she can't figure out who she is NOW and be an x-man and leaves and finds in a texas bar Forge. As I covered before Forge.. was barely a thing in XTAS. He was mission contorl for bishop, head of x-factor, who he left between series, and helped out during the phallanx covenant two parter.. but really never bonded with most of the x-men or did anything.

97 takes advantage of that to flesh him out: He has a small house with a big lab taking up the basement, left x-factor, has been in the goverment a long time and is clearly attracted to ororo. Their chemistry feels natural here, both strong capable people who are drawn to one another by their free spirits and reliance on their gifts. Forge is everything to him too. He also has lost something and had to get used to a replacement, something not usper called attnetion too but still present in his prosetic leg. Granted this being a superhero universe, his leg is a super leg he built himeslf, but it's still not the same.

As discussed.. he's also the one who in a way is responsible for Storm's predicament. He's able to counter the neutralizer tech.. because he built it. The scene where he reveals it is powerful, and again a massiv eimporvment over lifedeath, with Forge admitting it and his guilt and rightfully being called out for lying.

Unlike the comics though... Storm's forced to work through her issues with forge right away. She plans to run.. but then the adversary shows up, forcing her to fight her inner demons.

It's revealed that desire to be human.. is what's holding her back. It wasn't a thing of the past and the idea she can avoid the cycle of death and destruction that comes with being herself has held her back. The device worked.. but she can't stomach it. Storm has to confront this hidden part of her, something i'm sure a lot of ppeople deal with: a thought about yourself you can't stand because it's so vile.

It's only by facing this and her issues with forge, going to get Daniel a cure, that she can be free from her literal demon and metaphorical ones: while the adversary tries to taunt her.. she realizes she was scared, it was tempting.. but she can't fall to that idea, that dream. Being a mutant.. is who she is. She can hide it but she can't change it... and she dosen't want to hide it. A moment of weakness dosen't make you weak, it allows you to become stronger and Storm soars out gloriously in her 70's costume. Sadly she does try to take a break.. but as we discussed... there's no time for that. But her development allows her to be what she's always been: a pillar for her friends, while acknolwdging she dosen't have to be just that.

Forge is pretty great, taking what I always loved about the character and throwing out the creepy undertones and bits of accidental racisim. His cheyne heritage is present, but not overwrought, he feels genuinely guilty about lying, and in general is a better guy. He's also a setup for season 2 as loosing ororo he tries to carry on her dream... only to find he may be able to save her yet. Also his name is daniel Lone eagle which is neat.

Jubilee and Roberto: Out and Proud, Closeted and Afraid

So for 97 Jubilee got a plot i'm shocked never happened in XTAS: Jubilee got a boyfrined. Part of this might of been a fear of serilization by the editors: Beast's one romance arc, while powerful and painful, was a one off episode, Gambit and Rogue was will they or won't they, and I get the sense they didn't want Cyclops and Jean to stay married after the proposal that ended season 1. The closest Jubilee got was Longshot, and he was still a grown man with hollow bones like a bird and not really intrested in her as more than a friend. Thank god.

So 97 uses this gap to help bring in a new face, one who was totally on the table for the previous series but was never used for some werid reason: Sunspot aka Roberto DeCosta

So cards on the table: Roberto DeCosta is one of my faviorite mutants. Hearing he was not only getting adapted but to the main cast was my main reason for checking out the series before the trailer dropped. Berto has been adapted before, but in very small parts with New Mutants being the exception.. and new mutants is so eh he wasn't really given anything resembling a personality.

Roberto was around before Jubilee as part of the new mutants, Xavier's previous class I planned to cover this mutant month but then this review took several days to get done. The New Mutants were the next generation of mutants, various aged teens thrown together with the intention of guiding their gifts but since the x-men existed, not with the intent of them being the x-men like last time. This didn't protect them from danger but gave us some of mutantkinds best like Magik, Wolfsbane, and two of my other faviorites Cypher, a teen who can decypher any launguage and Warlock, a delightful alien from another planet whose dad is trying to kill him

Warlock can and does use english, and is a good selffriend.

Only Wolfsbane, Cannonball and Warlock showed up in XTAS, as a bulk of the new mutants were out of the picture in the comics at the time: Dani moonstar left, Karma was left in comic book limbo for a while, Magma was written off and Warlock was throught dead but came back during the 90's. Wolfsbane got a voiceless cameo but the other two did get full episodes, Cannoball a decentl set up but badly animated episode about a shady goverment agnecy trying to recruit sam, and Warlock the center of the phallanax covneant two parter.

Roberto was nowhere to be found and thus fair game and honestly a perfect fit: With age fluctuations, Roberto and Jubilee have never been around each other or the same age long enough to date, though now their both nebuously in their 20's maybe Gail Simone will make that happen. Do it gail. Do ittttttt.

97.. just drops him in at 17 or 18, same age Jubes is as by this point. You see why the two click: Roberto is also prideful, fashionable and a smooth talker with tons of sass. It's no suprise he's visting just one episode after this and their making out and implied to go further what's implied to only be weeks later.

Yet they also contast nicely: While Jubilee was uneasy with her powers, by this point she's a proud x-man, in decent control of them and trying to guide Roberto through those rough early stages. She had disaproving guardians when her power woke up but soon found a new family in the x-men.

Roberto... has his birth parents but is dead afraid they won't accept him, something even queer people with the most accepting parents (raises hand) have felt. MY moms reaction was pretty much "Okay good for you", and I was still terrified of telling her, never mind my dad whose argument against gay marriage was "I guess I can marry my cat now". He was also shockingly accepting and at worst told me to make sure I use protection... which feels mildly insulting but compared to the rejection I was expecting i'll take "well meaning homophobia".

Roberto hiding it from his parents isn't taken from the comics.. but tha'ts only because his x gene activated during a football match after a racist winged him. Not for being a mutant, but for being afro latino. And yeap this adaptation once again falls into the trap of not making Roberto dark skinned. It's annoying and there's no excuse for it. Admtiely his skin color DOES fluctuate, but I still wish writers and casting remmbered this.

Anyways, Roberto is terrfied so he avoids the subject, though he sees a cronneberg of his mother during the nightmare sequence in episode 1. Gambit also saw Magneto and Rogue reinacting the finale of society.

Roberto's parents are changed slightly from the comics. Their barely being around for their son is accurate: in the comics his dad was a succesful 80's buisness scumbag and his mom a rainforest advocate. Their marriage could be best described as "He tried to kill her once and failed because the new mutants were around then tried to brush it off to his son as a whoopsie". Here they don't seem to be trying to have each other killed at least, but still aren't around.

One thing that is accurate to the ocmics is tha tin the long run, only one is important. In the comics it was his 80s buisness scumbag dad who later joined the Hellfire Club. Here it's his 90's fundraising scumbag mom. She seemingly accepts him coming out, having figured it out as he set a boat or two on fire. Classic Roberto. She accepts it.. but wants him to stay closted for optics.

So before we get to Jubilee starring daggers at her so hard it's suprised Mrs Decosta dosen't bleed out already, let's talk about Jubes one episode, Motendo. Jubilee dosen't get a ton of devleopment, most of it being simply the transition between series and into adulthood. Thankfully Motendo does a lot in only 11 minutes to give her an arc.

So it's her birthday but Magneto dosen't want to celebrate because he dosen't understand childhoods. Understandable given everything, but as we discussed he's still a tad dickish for his main reason for not doing this: he'd look rediculous. Still bummed we didn't get magneto doing lazer tags

So Jubes throws a fit in her room, as she do, mad at this and all the changes: clones, magneto, morph's distractingly bald head. She wants to escape into nostalgia. It's a nice bit of commentary, especially from a show that exists because of nostalgia yet chooses not to bank soley on it.

So naturaly mojo gave her a video game console and she ends up reliving her past hits. She clearly wants to stay while Roberto is like "babe we're kinda in mortal danger" and only him nearly dying snaps her out of it. Thankfully Jubilee can rescue herself.. or rather Abscissa, a copy Mojo made to playtest the game who both shows Jubilee her full potetial of her powers, a setup for the finale, and shows her living in the past.. isn't great. The future is scary.. but it's also full of hope. So Jubilee leaves, looses her virinity and all is well

Then genosha and that attempt to come out happen and Jubes is back to being pissy, but this time entirely righeously as Mrs Decosta is throwiing a ball , is salty at the x-men for the xavier thing and generally a dick. So Jubilee decides to spend her not mother in laws cash. They get captured.. and instead of defending her son, Mrs Decosta bascially tells him to go with them and had the emp not happened, Roberto may not of lived much longer. It's a horrifying scene and one all too painfully real: sometimes.. a loved ones love is really that conditional.

So roberto dosen't have time to process his pain and anger when Magneto shows up. Roberto joining him does feel less earned than Rogue, as he was more "Scared to be a mutant".. but still makes sense. Roberto knew his mom was ashamed of his gift.. but didn'tk now how far she'd go and hasn't had time to process this before a big scary man shows up and says "let her die son". It's very clear from the confrontation on Asteroid m his mood is "WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO? OH GOD OH GOD" and seems mildly relived to both reconcile with Jubes and get out of that.

He does level up, if offscreen, training before the three part finale and taking on bastion, finally taking on his comics name. While Jubes is served well enough by the season, though I wish she had more outside her boyfriend, Roberto's arc feels mildly rushed. They can do more going forward with my boy, including a possible evolution into the strategic badass with a love for the mission impossible theme he is now in the comics, but Roberto's one of the characters who got whacked hardest by the writer having to cram all this story into 10 episodes, knowing they'd likely only get 30 max and only had 20 to start. Roberto isn't done dirty but he could do more and hopefully his and JUbes mia status leads to that next season. So speaking of doing more

And the Rest

We have three x-men left over, all great but all out of focus.

We'll start with the boy: I love beast, and this series dosen't write him bad, he still quotes stuff and is voiced perfectly and gets to hyjack robots twice... but it's also very obvious they didn't have much for Hank to do, and thus one of hte best x-men gets sidelined the most out of the cast. He gets a sorta romance with Trish Tilby which is nice, and frankly her turning into a robot and trying to strangle him is an upgrade from her comics self's excuse of "I don't want to be accused of bestiality because you look like aslan now". Still while Trish is left in a robot coma, and we can find out if she willingly consented to being a murder robot and is thus a racist poc or if it was just bastion spreading it around next season. But frankly i'ts just kinda there in a seaon that already has a romantic subplot for every damn x-man. I'm hoping season 2 gives hank an actual plot ,they really dropped they ball with him.

They never even picked it up with Bishop, whose there soley as a plot device. In previous apperances he was fleshe dout and had a goal. Here he's just waiting for Hank to fix his ride. We never find out WHY he's in the past, why he and cable got sperated, and why it took him as long as it did to come on back. I know season 2 will fill in a lot but while he gets a neat moment or two with his powers, Bishop feels like he's mostly there because fans wanted him to join, but the creators only had two episodes of material for him and couldn't write him out because he's needed to get rid of nathan and set up next season. Like Hank he deserves WAY better next season but given he'll likely be integral to rescuing the others, we have a better gaurantee than hank.

Next is one of my faviorite mutants, the man, the myth the fuzzy, it's nightcrawler. And Kurt fans.. we ate good here as while Kurt's only in half of the series not only does he finally join the team in this continuity, he finally picks up a sword. See XTAS focused more on Kurt's spirtual side, which has always been present.

XTAS choose to simply focus on that over kurt's other aspects: his fun loving nature, razor sharp wit, his love of old errol flynn movies, his love of swordplay and adventure born out of that love, dating his adopted sister for several years in universe.. okay maybe that last part can go die in the heart of the sun.

It wasn't a bad take on kurt: It still got his friendship with wolverine and kind empathetic nature in, with as we discussed him trying badly to save his racist brother when most would understand not trying to redeem the guy trying to kill you for what you are. The fact the religious angle was present at all was groundbrekaing for the time and something the Lewalds had to fight the network for.

So 97 keeps him as a preist and former monk, but also allows other aspects to play out: being on krakoa allows him to be more playful and being with the x-men allows him more opportunities to kick ass and triple wield swords using his tail. As a result 97 continues the good groundwork.. but getting Kurt out of the guest sport allows him to be a fuller kurt wagner. He dosen't get a romance subplot because bigger things are hapening and we already have 10 of those, but otherwise he gets to be both a man of faith who can scare dracula and a swashbuckling elf.

He also gets to be the heart of the x-men like in the comics: while Storm also filled that roll in the comics, Kurt was often the voice of peace and a bridge. When Colossus broke up with Kitty Pryde because he found someone who wasn't 13, thank god, Nightcrawler went with him when Wolverine took him into town for a drink to make sure no one got stabbed. Here he helps his sister best he can, helps logan and jubilee process their grief and is there for his friends. I can't wait to see how he meshes with the rest of the team as asid efrom rogue most of the group he's stranded iwth in ancient egypt are characters he hasn't got to interact with in this continuity. Also seeing him join the main credits... god that felt good.

Finally we have Charles. Charles is only around for a few episodes, and the show's handling of him is mixed. The characterization is spot on: he's kind, open and can't let his students go, wanting to relocate his girlfrien'ds bird colonlist empire to earth, something even she knows they'd never accept and gently turns down. Like scott he puts his duty over his life. He TRIES to reverse it, and get the brain wipe.. but he loves his kids too much. He's willing to try for a new life among the stars, but he won't give up his students. He will howeve rschool birds in colonlism, pointing out the empire just takes and homonginzes like any empire. He also stuffs an apple in his sister in laws mouth. Charles is great in his intro.

The issue is.. the first part of the series dosen't clarify if he's dead or not: Scott has his death certifcate, the world thinks he's dead, and Magneto acts like he's dead. They KNEW Charles was coming back, so while the world thinking he's dead is fine... there was no where they could hint at him being in space? It is a nice swerve he's alive.. but it's confusing as fuck for people who haven't watched the original. They explain he recovered but it's a bit much to go from Genosha to "Charles xavier in space with his bird wife". I was numb to it because i'm used to how weird as shit the x-men are. I Proudly reviewed the time they fought dracula and almost did again. But my good friend @jess-the-vampire was deeply confused and I can't blame her. The shows accesible for the most part if you know the broad strokes of x-men... but the shows and films after x-tas leave out the weirder shit so ther'es no aliens or demons. So introducing the shiar is a bit much to take. I"m not saying leave them out, I MISSED that weird shit, but maybe mention them offhand. It'd still be weird a sfuck but we'd be expecting them at some point. It spoils the suprise but when the suprise takes most of your audience to google to find out what th efuck is going on, it's not worth it.

It also takes some of the sting out knowing he was alive. That said him being alive wraps around well as it also means Charles..c an't just avoid his actions. Like Scott and Ororo, he throws away his chance at a happy life away from strife to go help the x-men. And Scott is there to yell at him for it. He meant well with the will.. but his refusal to explain just hurt his son and it's a rift that hasn't quite healed and will likely fester in season 2.

Charles is decent here though. Ross Marquand is good in the roll nad after years of seeing xavier at some of his worst in the krakoan age, it was very nice to see Xavier be a kind mentor and idealist again. No secret deaths or enslaved danger rooms. Just a man hwo can fuck up but means well. And is also very much in love with his best friend and arch enemy. And that's lovely.

Humanity would rather DIE than have kids like US!

So we've come to our final character section

Yeah this review.. has been a lot to put together. Bastion is our big bad for the season, but hides for most of it, only vaugely hinted at in Lifedeath Part 1 before his debut in Bright Eyes.

It works incredibly well though: We have no idea the goverments funding him or that the sentinel program is even THAT robust. We ssee Trask with a few leftovers, the hint someone's funding him, but that's it. It seemed more likely Sinister was the mastermind.

But that lack of info is what makes him terrifying: out of semeingly nowhere a man the x-men had never heard of creates an entire shadowy genocide operation. It has the same effect Cassandra Nova did in the comics, this new big bad coming in and having been there far longer than they could've prepared for. It's hard to pull off but x-men 97 does so with style.

What helps is that Bastion like the best x-villians is given layers. In the comics they tried this a little with his mother, but mostly defaulted to hateful racist man. Here he's still hateful racist man.. but the chilling kind who tries to make it sound resonable. A shouty demagog is angerous sure, at the time of this article one is running for president again. But someone who appeals to the "logic" in hatred, the petty fears of people without just screaming them is often more terrifying. Bastion is the project 2025 to the friends of humanity's january 6th: changing the system to destroy it for those he deems lesser.

Bastion has a smooth demanor, the perfect counterpoint to our heroes: he's cold, calculating and dosen't care who dies as long as among the bodies are mutantkind and the rest made into slaves. He makes big speeches about how right he is, smugly assured he'll win.

Yet behind all this.. is a pile of self loathing. Due to being flooded with nimrod, Bastion is essentially a mutant himself. He may not have an x gene far as we know, but he's technopathic, had bright red skin, and was ostracisted. He's not much diffrent from our heroes.. yet his mother refusing charles help meant Bastion never realized mutants weren't that diffrent and let himself become a monster, become what the sentinel programming wanted: the perfect weapon. Like many a far right extremist, bastion becomes what he is because he's lashing out and found an echo chamber telling him he's right. IN this case it was robot programs in his brain but still.

Bastion is not forgivable. Scott tries to get him to join the x-men.. but this feels unwiedly. Well meant, but given all he'd done, no way in fuck that should happen. But I get the point: To try and save the villian rather than let them die. Bastion committed genocide.

Yet he's pitiable.. his last words are "Humanity would rather die than have kids like us!"... the truth laid bear.. he did this not because deep down he thought humanity was superior, he tried to hyjack them, or the sentinels were.. but because he hated what he wasand coudlnt' stand people who were happy with who they were. He couldn't stand being a mutant.

Odds and ends

A few last things before we go. Chris Britton's sinister is great nad terifying. Good stuff. He steps right back into it easily.

I loved all the various marvel cameos. From Spidey, both in and out of costume, to iron man, to cap it was nice to see all corners of the marvel universe. I especailly loved getting a zemo cameo.

I do wish we'd gotten an actual pperance of magik as somehow between the og and now, she's both now a teen and has been kidnapped by demons and all that. Probably setup for next sesaon.

Cap's a bit of a dick here. While yes in the 80's and 90's, cap would abide the goverment more, this dosen't feel like a thing he'd hold back on. He DID quit over trying to exert more contorl, he'd work that red tape.

Conclusion:

X-Men 97 is excellent, both in i'ts own right and as a love letter to the x-men. Well scripted, animated and acted, it's the best of the four x-men animated shows and possibly the best adaptation of the work. This is a true masterpice and while it took me nearly a week of work on an doff to get this done, it was well worth it

Next Time: Kurt Wagner finds out he has too mommies as we look at x-men blue origins

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some reactions to the first episode of fantasy high junior year

i haven't really looked at other fan reactions yet, this is all fresh shortly after watching!

starting in media res was an amazing idea, the night yorb thing arc still gets to shine while showing off how much the bad kids have progressed and their new combat abilities. as someone who is not a frequent dnd player though i do wish we got just a bit more info on what those new abilities were though, bc i spent the first ten minutes trying to figure out what silvery barbs were. although i think the battle episodes are always more enjoyable for the audience who does know more about dnd, so nothing really new here.

the introduction of the new disposible NPCs was also really funny. rip squeem, i can't believe he's gone so soon after all that he and gorgug went through. ecaf is fucking creepy though, im getting romaence pärtner flashbacks.

adaine has so many fucking companions now?? almost an overwhelming number, but im sure we'll learn more in the following episodes. it's really sweet that she has elementals like aelwyn now though :) curious about what we would have seen from her if she had stayed alive for the entire episode.

nothing more fabian than immediately failing a roll and being far away from the action for most of the fight. he's consistent. but he grew in confidence over the summer and it looks like he's not gonna catch pneumonia over it this time! we love growth.

not much to say about fig, gorgug and riz, seems like they were faithful to themselves and not too different from the last time we saw them. highlights included: fig stating being ayda's paramour is part of her identity now, gorgug being a Concerned Van Owner, and riz trying to look like a cool dude in front of balthazar (RIP)

uhhh really not taken with kristen's whole thing in this episode. yeah it wouldn't be realistic for her to immediately have solved all of her problems with religion, but this really felt like fhsy part 2 with little to no change, except that kristen has graduated to philosophy bro to gym bro. i hope she strays further from her previous seasons arc in the next episodes.

and that's it! overall still super hype, can't wait for the next episode bc i feel like that's when we're getting the real Start of the Story. i always cared about individual character arcs more than broader plot and combat when it comes to d20 (i think that's quite a common opinion) and i think we're going to see something really fun from the players :)

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I went to the Rue 21 near my place yesterday (why do I always forget that it's there?) After weeks without many new designs, Rue 21 is suddenly getting a lot of new apparel, which makes me wonder if Adult Swim is gearing up for season seven.

I haven't seen a lot of new merchandise at other stores, though, so maybe Rue 21 is just catching up. Starting with shorts!

One hoodie with a trippy design. The second hoodie looks like standard apparel with the logo at first...

...until you turn it over and see this vibrant image on the back!

Looks like a poster for a psychedelic or EDM music festival. I went to a festival a few years back where a booth sold sheets of acid tabs with Rick and Morty designs. They didn't have any acid (yet)--they were perforated sheets sold as "art." But everyone knows what happens to those little perforated tabs once they leave the booth!

I don't use acid, for the record. Way too many horror stories 😬

Anyway, when I visited the mall today, this rack greeted me at Charlotte Russe. None of the designs were new, though.

I was about to leave when I happened to see one new item: a Rick and Morty jersey!

I checked out the bootleg streetwear store but, as I predicted, didn't see anything new. I did see a guy with a kid (maybe a younger brother) point out one of the Rick and Morty designs on the wall. The kid said "Hoh hoh!"

Pickle Rick was waiting for me in Spencer's as always, but he was hidden on the bottom shelf this time.

Unfortunately, the Rick and Morty cube was having a bad day. Squished all the way at the bottom!

If you really love Pickle Rick, prove it with this shot glass!

Piercings! I keep looking for Rick and Morty chokers, bracelets and dangly earrings, thinking this is the day they'll finally have them, but nope. It's an untapped market! Adult Swim signs off on everything else, so why not jewelry?

I love this wallet. The colors were even more vibrant in person.

The "skate shop" in the mall (i.e. the corporate chain marketing itself as a counterculture label) has a Rick and Morty Members Only jacket. I had trouble getting pictures in the past, so today, I decided to try it on and show off the illustrations! Taking a photo of the back was way harder than I expected.

$70 is too much for one jacket, but I did feel cool while I was wearing it in the fitting rooms, lol. Right after I left the store, I saw a guy wearing a Rick and Morty shirt, so that was serendipitous.

Finally, I didn't expect much from Journeys because they hadn't stocked new merchandise in ages, but as I walked past the store, I thought "Is that...?" I went inside, and yep, it was:

A Rick and Morty backpack complete with a Pickle Rick pouch, maybe for your glasses? Or a phone charger? I guess it doesn't matter--Pickle Rick's just happy to be here.

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I had a pretty wholesome exchange on the bus last month!!

I was just heading home from work as usual (insofar as that is normal for me yet haha) and I guess this shift ended around rush hour because it was pretty busy. So I went all the way to the back of the bus in the final row.

The guy sitting in front of me looked like a really stereotypical tradie: orange vest, greying hair, big bushy beard. He was holding up his phone like he was watching something, and when I peeked, I saw a dark screen with two guys with wings in white and black - Good Omens!!

I still hadn't (haven't...) seen the second season, so I really wanted to say something! And luckily enough, the person sitting in front of him got off a little later, so I stood up to go sit in that new free seat instead.

And before I could lose my nerve, I turned around and said something! I can't remember 100% how it went but it was sort of like...

Me: What you're watching. Is it good?

Him: (confused) What?

Me: Good Omens, right? I loved the first season! Is it good?

Him: (genuinely, wonderfully delighted) Oh, yeah! It's good! Have you seen the second?

Me: No, not yet.

Him: (laughs) No spoilers, then!

And then I laughed and turned around and that was the end! :)

I always get worried about talking to people like this in case I stumble over my words and it's really weird and confusing, but I guess I was still in customer service mode from the library...? It's absolutely something I'd say to someone at the desk! But he seemed so pleased by this just totally random and unnecessary interaction, and just... idk. I'm glad I did! :D

[kimtiny]

Hello there! Hope you're alright

I met Clone High last year and had a little hyperfixation on Van Gogh for a while and it came back after the release of the new season (that i just discovered that existed like, last month) and after i saw your account and the AU i got really interested to know how you seen his interactions with OG Van Gogh go

I know Van Gogh is a pretty secondary character but i like him a lot and after i saw your design for OG Van Gogh i got curious to know what would you have for him

Hi! I imagine their interactions would be pretty nice!

OG Van Gogh would just have one fear that his clone turns out like him, and would have the same treatment he went through which would be terrible.

I haven't though about the secondary/bg characters much even if I designed some (didn't post yet), I'm much more focused in the main cast! (and ocs)

But thanks for your interest in the AU!!!!

[whovianwatchingstartrek]

A Whovian Watches Star Trek for the First Time: Part 096 - Return of the Klingons

Star Trek: Discovery - Season 1 Episode 1 - The Vulcan Hello

We open this new chapter in my Star Trek Journey with a Klingon talking about reuniting the Klingon empire, which begs the question: What happened to it in the last Hundred years? It seemed pretty united when we last saw it in Enterprise. Corrupt and biased in favour of one Caste, but definitely united. Later in the episode we find out Klingons haven't been seen in Federation space since the Time of Enterprise either, so something big must have happened.

We're then introduced to two of our new characters, a Captain Georgiou and a Commander called Michael Burnham. The pair are on a mission the desert to release some water for some locals, which they do easily, but they can't transport out because of an incoming storm, but with some clever thinking from Georgiou they get out easily.

Then we get a new intro. I liked it, the kind of blueprint sketchbook aesthetic for the intro was great. The Music didn't quite get me as hyped for exploration as Faith of the Heart did though

After the intro, we're off to fix some damaged satellites on the edge of the Federation's borders, and introduced to another member of our crew: Lieutenant Saru, our Kelpien friend from that short trek! Apparently friction between Saru and Michael is common on this bridge, and from what I've seen from these two so far, I love their dynamic of just constantly trying to one up eachother in front of the captain.

Michael ends up volunteering to taking a solo space flight to investigate a strange object, which turns out to be a really old ancient structure. She lands on it, and the structure unfolds to reveal that it's a Klingon ship. An inhabited Klingon Ship, and she ends up in a brief fight, then with her helmet cracked and her unconscious, drifting through space.

We're then treated to a flashback to her childhood, specifically her education. Apparently she was educated by Vulcans, who tried to push her towards their whole emotional-control logic thing, but the way they went that is absolutely wild, they just straight up just kept asking her questions about a Klingon attack on a Science Outpost that seems to be connected to some trauma, then failing her for having an emotional response, then just straight up calling her "human heart" the problem. Lovely to see the Vulcans haven't changed that much.

After the flashback, Michael pushes herself out of sickbay to warn the crew about the Klingons, and the ship goes to Red Alert. Meanwhile, the Klingons start talking about some kind of Prophecy. The Klingons in Enterprise didn't seem this religious, so I'm assuming this is some new group of Klingons. They seem to worship something called the Kahless, I'm curious to learn more about.

Eventually, both ships end up calling for backup, but a firefight doesn't start just yet. Michael returns to her quarters to call her old Vulcan Teacher, Sarek, for advice. Apparently, the Vulcans recommend engaging the Klingons in battle, but Georgiou shuts the idea down. However, Michael Burnham takes the decision to mutiny, and we're left on a cliff-hanger of a standown on the bridge while the Klingon fleet arrives ready for battle

Commander Burnham is a fascinating character for me here. I love that she acts rashly and impulsively, and I can't wait to find out more about her, and see what being raised by Vulcans does to a person. Saru and Captain Georgiou were also great, but I don't have much of a vibe on them yet. No one else in the crew has left much of an impression on me, but as introductory episode, this was good!

[twinsunstars]

Let’s break the Ahsoka trailer down.

ft. this little pure soul

Things we knew before the trailer:

Centers around Ahsoka (obviously)

Takes place after Rebels era

Features original characters from Star Wars Rebels: Sabine Wren, Ezra Bridger, Hera Syndulla, Chopper, and Grand Admiral Thrawn

Now that a teaser trailer has dropped in honor of Star Wars Celebration 2023 kicking off today, fans have obtained more footage of what we are going to look forward to this August. Considering the live celebration premiering on YouTube started at 5 AM where I live, I definitely had to stop myself from screaming with glee to not wake up my family. I've been a Rebels and Clone Wars fan since the pandemic, and the lore is captivating. Let's take a look at the characters set to make appearances in the series.

Rosario Dawson returns as Ahsoka Tano, previously playing her role in The Mandalorian, which was the character's live-action debut. We see Ahsoka at the beginning of the teaser in a place that is yet to be known, but it is clear that she senses something coming, and it's definitely going to be big. Ahsoka continues to protect herself in this galaxy, searching for answers.

Natasha Liu Bordizzo plays the live-action debut of Sabine Wren, and I adore her look! Normally, fans see Sabine with a very short cut, but her constant re-dying of her hair is nothing new. This time, we see her with long wavy hair with shades of magenta and orange, and I'm pretty sure I see some red and purple in there. Sabine appears to be staying on Lothal, which was Ezra's home. What she's been up to, that is to be seen.

Our beloved duo, Hera Syndulla and her brave droid, Chopper! The last we saw them in animation, we got to see a younger version of Hera in Season 2 of Star Wars: The Bad Batch. Here, the two make their live action debut, with Mary Elizabeth Winstead playing the role of Hera.

Considering the Rebels finale (sorry for anyone who hasn't seen the show, feel free to skip this part if you haven't!), we know she had a child who carries the blood of her late lover and Ezra's Jedi Master, Kanan Jarrus, who had passed in an explosion after saving Hera from the Imperials.

We have yet to learn who will be playing the young Jacen Syndulla, or if he will be making an appearance at all.

We all know the woman on the left to be Mon Mothma, a senator who fights against the Empire, played by the elegant Genevieve O'Reilly. The woman on the right was first seen in the same episode of The Mandalorian that Ahsoka had made her live-action debut in. Morgan Elsbeth, played by Diana Lee Inosanto, was seen ruling a town and facing off against Ahsoka, leading to Ahsoka defeating her. Her role in this series is yet to be learned of, but it most likely will answer how Ahsoka had known her before this.

When I first saw these characters, the first thought that went to my head was, "Are they inquisitors??" Actor and actress Ray Stevenson and Ivanna Sakhno will be playing these roles. Stevenson will play Baylan (left), and the name of the woman is yet to be revealed. I'm curious to hear more about these new characters and what purpose they will have in the series.

IT'S HIM! Since the day Rebels came to an end, fans all miss Ezra Bridger, questioning where he went and how he is. The hashtag, #ezracomehome, became very popular. This is just a hologram, but there are theories that he will likely come back in the series. How? We'll see. Ezra's live-action debut will be played by Eman Esfandi.

"The heir of the Empire." That line gave me goosebumps. It's been a long time since we've seen Grand Admiral Thrawn on the screens, and now he will be making his live-action debut in Ahsoka. Last in The Mandalorian, Ahsoka questions Morgan Elsbeth, asking "Where is Grand Admiral Thrawn?" Ever since, fans have been coming back to that line, knowing that Thrawn will probably be coming back, and now, we'll get to see his role in this world. The person who will be playing the role of Thrawn is still unknown, and we have still not gotten a proper look at him. Fans will be awaiting the news and more of his appearances.

When Ezra became lost to space during the finale, so was Thrawn. So how has he returned?

Here, we see Ahsoka facing off against what appears to be an Inquisitor. In another part of the trailer, we see her face off against Stevenson's character. There will definitely be a lot of action happening in the series, and Ahsoka's fights are always something looking forward to watching.

According to sources, Hayden Christensen will be reprising his role as Anakin Skywalker, although we have not seen any footage of him in this series just yet. Anakin played a vital role in Ahsoka's life as her Jedi Master while she was in the Jedi Order. In Rebels, Ahsoka faces off against Darth Vader, realizing that it is Anakin and hearing his voice again as he tries to kill her. Ahsoka has been through a lot since her time as a Jedi and on the run since Order 66, and it does not stop there.

There are many questions resurfacing with this teaser, but there will definitely be more footage coming before Ahsoka makes it's debut. Will surely be going on a Rebels rewatch before the series comes out. If you want to see more of Ahsoka before the show, consider watching Star Wars: The Clone Wars and the episodes she appears in in The Mandalorian and The Book of Boba Fett, and her episodes in Star Wars: Rebels. I can't wait to see the loth cats again, as they were completely adorable in Rebels.

Ahsoka is set to start on Disney+ in August 2023.

[rwritingblog]

Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Rewrite (And My Relationship With Star Wars)

So I'm a fan of Star Wars which if you know me isn't surpising. What is surpising however is the fact that I'm not a lifelong Star Wars fan. Of course I knew of Star Wars, everyone knows Star Wars but for most of my life I hadn't watched a single one of the movies or seen a single episode of The Clone Wars.

I can't tell you what made me decide to watch Force Awakens in 2018 but I did. And then I watched The Last Jedi, got about half way through. Not because I wasn't enjoying the movie but because it made me want to watch the others. That didn't work at as well because I didn't know what order to watch the movies in. The first Star Wars movie is called Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope while the fourth one is called Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace.

You can see where the confusion came from.

When I did figure it out I'm not going to lie it didn't capture me at first and Star Wars kind of faded out of my life for the next few years.

2020 was an odd year for everyone I'm no different. I was 17 years old who had just moved to an entirely different state in August the year before leaving all of my friends behind. I hadn't made any new ones and lost contact with my old ones. Bad year to be 17 honestly.

Now around this time a show I don't know if you've heard of, It's called The Mandalorian btw, was airing it's second season. Twitter was on fire and I didn't have anything better to do so I watched both seasons.

I fucking loved it.

Went back in watched the Original Trilogy and loved every second with them. My reaction to Darth Vader revealing he was Luke's father was this meme.

I'm not joking ethier I literally gasped and then said this meme out loud to myself.

I also had a blast with the Prequel Trilogy and the Clone Wars series. I even bought a lightsaber with money I had been given for my 18th birthday. (Yes I do in fact know how to do the obiani spin.)

And it's been four years now and I can't say any Star Wars media has captured me like the Prequel and Original Trilogies, the first two season of The Mandalorian, and Clone Wars did. (Andor and Rouge One are exceptions.) And that kind of upsets me because I fucking love this franchise man. I really do. (The cancellation of The Acolyte has not helped the matter honestly.)

There are two reasons this post and any other post I make on my Sequel rewrite.

A simple writing exercise

As an expression of love

I may not like Star Wars as it is today but I'll always look forward to what it'll be tomorrow. Force Awakens and The Last Jedi may not be my favorite part of Star Wars but they were the first Star Wars thing I saw. And for that I will always have a deep love for them and the characters within them.

With all of that out of the way. Let's Rock & Roll.

The Inspo & More!

The thing that inspired me to think about a Sequel Rewrite was the youtube video Star Wars - A Critique Of The Sequels by DX . specifically when he talks about the worldbuilding. He asks questions about where the First Order gets the money and man for their bullshit and my mind went into overdrive. It had already been rewriting Reylo scenes and going on rants about Rey's character. Thinking about the First Order seemed like the next step.

In my version of the sequels the First Order isn't a rebel group but a nation with it's own territory, laws, and govenment. The reason for this was simple; we haven't seen a war between nations in Star Wars yet. The Clone Wars was a civil war and so was the rebellion. This would be new ground.

How did the First Order Form?

Was a question I asked myself and to find the answer all I had to do was think about what would logically happen after the credits rolled on the Original Trilogy. The Outer Rim is kind of always left to the wayside by galactic powers, making it the perfect place for a now former Admiral of the Galactic Empire to hide from New Republic authorities.

It is also the perfect place for a sith to hide.

Say this Admiral, let's call him Val Snoke, meets a young sith woman named Darth Malith while hiding out in the Outer Rim. Together they form a team and take control of the Outer Rim and Hutt Space through cunning and trickery all with the goal of reforming the Empire with themselves at the head.

They also manage to grab hold of old Empire territory the New Republic hadn't gained a stronghold in. Making the First Order one of the most prominent forces in the galaxy. Darth Malith is the diplomat who runs intellgence while Snoke is responsible for the day-to-day military operations of the First Order. The Rule of Two is in full effect here.

By the time the sequel trilogy starts the First Order and the New Republic has been at war for a quite a while.

I had a section about Rey but I deleted because I hve thoughts and none of them make sense. So I'll make a whole other post just for Rey (and Kylo).

See You Soon,

Rebel